How hard is it to get a green card for Europeans? I just want to live a quiet peaceful life in the US and enjoy your freedums.
Also name some good states to move to for (lack of) gun laws
As far as states go, might I offer NY as a starter? Gun regs will be new to you; cut your teeth on the nany state's regs before you go jumping in the deep end. NY borders Canada, so if you ever get homesick for a good cucking you can make a day trip, & still "come home" to some semblance of the freedoms that the other 47 non-cali states have to offer. Plus, aside from capacity limits, the SAFE act is pretty much all cosmetic. If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere stateside.
Finland. Gun laws aren't the only thing making me wanna move though. The idiot government is in the process of fucking everything up even more and the weather is so bad. You'd want to kill yourself if you lived here for a year.
in the South they are in the small towns, often a majority.
Small town Southern blacks tend to be fine people though, because hundreds of years of racism and Southern Baptistry got them to learn their place and grow up Christian.
Do you have any skills and do you have a job here lined up? If not you can forget about it
Just come on over on vacation and stay. When anyone asks you if you are a legal resident, lie and say yes. 12 million Mexicans can't be wrong... and sure as hell nobody will ever suspect the nice young European with the stylish accent is an ILLEGUL ALIUM.
Idaho is still fairly free, though the winters are a bitch. The economy is booming in Texas, but it is mostly flat and muggy and the cities are urban sprawls the size of Scotland. How about you just rent or buy a cheap car and drive around for a couple weeks on your American 'vacation' until you find something that really clicks?
I've seen loads and loads of Arborist/Tree Surgeon jobs in the United States, Even park rangers doing conservation and woodland management. Would they hire someone from another country for this?
I looked into it and most practical ways are:
Just apply and get lucky, then join the navy or w/e for 5 years to get citizenship
>get a job and have the company sponsor your greencard
Bit more complicated because expensive and they must proof that no american can do that job. Best way to do this is either go to uni in the US or get a really long tourist visa and network / find a job there.
Marriage might be a last ditch effort, but seems too risky. If you have >1 million dollars you can also get a greencard by starting a company, but you can only do so in designated areas that are underdeveloped and you have to hire 10 americans. So you'll probably end up in Detroit and hire a bunch of nogs.
Oh I also had the idea that /k/ got together and started a gun related company and then hired european /k/omrades to get them greencards.
Problem is that I dunno how you gotta proof that no american can do the job, but I figure you could make up oddly specific bullshit jobs to make it work... like 'finish rune stock engraver' or whatever.
>>marriage seems to risky
Just find some dumb American broad/faggot, tell her you'll give her x amount of money per month you're married, stay "married" for 2 years, then divorce, enjoy your newfound citizenship.
Terrify her with tales of hardass immigration laws that will fuck her up for greencard fraud so she doesn't get any smart ideas about getting half your shit.
Shouldn't cost you much over 30k and Russians do it all the time.
Joining the military is the most /k/ way, lotsa Filipinos and Africans do it.
Britbong here, I've been thinking of New Hampshire, North Carolina, Colorado, Washington(AWB be damned), and Oregon
Gotta be atleast 5 years unless you want the feds sniffing you out from what I've been told
Honestly thinking the best thing we do is get this /k/ubism thing off the ground properly, be ministers in our home countries for he minimum 2 years, then travel over to escape "religious persecution"
>/k/ yuropoors do mass TopGear style roadtrip of america when?
>Joining the military is the most /k/ way, lotsa Filipinos and Africans do it.
Oh forgot to mention that that's only for citizenship now(post 2001 I think), we'd need a greencard first
>Fuck your awesome country with it's insane immigration rules thats partly the reason its awesome due to not being overrun with kebab but make it shit for me trying to escape kebab.
>becoming a faggot just to run away from your homeland
I know you're just bluffing but pls do it, your country will be better without pussy people like you.
Marrying some fugly gal I can understand though
Misrepresenting yourself on entry is generally a 10 year ban from re-entry into the US. If you impersonate a citizen (i.e. by forging a SSN) you'll be banned for life.
Really, don't fuck with DHS.
west slope CO is great. Just background checks and a 15rnd magazine limit. both of which have been proposed to be repealed but senate committee wont fuckin' vote on it.
New Hampshire is a great place to live. Freedom with relatively few conservatards.
Small enough not have an urban vibe. Large enough to not have to drive 30 minutes to buy something or meet people.