ATF thread, anon's wife just left him and he doesn't

>>28598267
Frankly you should dip, snus, snort coke, or mainline heroin rather than vape.

>>28598267
Shit man that's not kosher. Fucking women.
Too lazy to take a pic but Johnnie walker Black Label, stokers wintergreen, and my trusty old sks.
If the ecig doesn't work out, get some dip and you'll quit.

>>28598267
Why did your wife leave btw? Post time stamp on wedding photo album

>>28598267
>>28598305
Frankly he should quit drinking that disgusting dishwater swill.

>>28598267
Fireball is for college girls

>flavored whiskey

>>28598317
Dip doesn't work for me, I've tried. And she left because instead of not being a controlling cunt she just gave up. Things weren't going great, but, you know?
>>28598326
I think she took it.
>>28598388
I just needed something strong and easy to drink m8

>>28598267
Gee, I wonder why she left....

>>28598330
And find a better backdrop than a microwave. Sorry about your divorce? I bought a ring once. The next fish was much better.

>>28598439
Sorry to hear that, maybe it's for the best.
Well anon don't be a stupid drunk be a safe one.

>>28598439
Would this be a bad time to dare you to chug some Everclear?

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>>28598479
Thanks man. I'll be good, I think
>>28598482
If I had any I'd do it. I have most of a bar in my house, she was a bartender.
Also pic is my great grandmother's ring she was kind enough to leave on the counter, with meme gun for proof

>>28598519
You're telling me you run a full bar without Everclear or Bacardi 151?

>>28598537
We normally have 151 but I used it up last weekend and haven't been shopping yet

>>28598556
I'd ask about liquor stores, but I'm mildly concerned that I may be encouraging somebody to commit suicide.

Still, got any Sterno?

>>28598537
Man I've had some interesting nights with those guys! When I was much younger of course. Now I'm just sitting by the fire, drinking red wine, sharpening knives, and watching history channel

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>>28598573
Nah, drinking makes the feels either go away or replaces them with happiness, or I pass out. Probably the best thing I can be doing right now. Texts for those of you who really like seeing my misery

>>28598647
fuck dude. fuck.

>>28598267
dude im so fucking sorry , i dont know why all i know is i hope you do and if you dont, DO PUSH UPS.

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I'm going to cry, anon.

Here's my contribution to the thread.

>>28598666
I know I sound beta as fuck but seriously man what am I supposed to say?
also why am I the only one with guns up?
PS nice Satan trips

>>28598647
Shit. There really isn't much you can say.

>>28598267
are you okay though? you cool?

Not much to say OP, shit sucks. Take some time to think and sort out them feels. Just don't chase the rabbit, bitches ain't worth putting a bullet through your skull over.

>>28598797
Yeah man, I think I'm good. Thanks though.
>tfw /k/ has gotten me through so much in the last six years

>>28598267
Fucking shit, OP. I can't even understand what you're going through right now.
Don't drink too much; try to sleep this one off and recollect in the morning?

>>28598267
>vaping
>Fireball
>Rock Island Armory

Well, at least it makes sense as to why she left him.

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>>28598267
stay calm anonbro, unlike 13 hours your /k/ommandos won't stand down. My wife left last December around xmas. It was rough, it might be rough for awhile, but you gonna make it.

>YOU ARE ONE BAD MOTHERFUCKER.

Sometimes it might feel like noone cares what you're going through, but we do. Get drunk drunk drunk, but only for a few months. Theres going to be a huge surplus of unhappy, used up worthless women in 10 years. But there will be plenty of good ones who've slimmed down and have focused on their careers to pick from.

I won't hold you, but I've always have an extra shot and a spare bandolier for you mein bru

>>28598647
You would feel better if you posted pictures of her on the internet

>>28598933
THIS

>>28598933
I'm not mad at her, m8. Just sad. I should have known better

>>28598698
Aint much you can say. I think you did all you can. I'm too scared and young to get married so I can't really relate but Im very sorry.

I just quit smoking but it would be marb reds. I'd post the beer I was drinking but they are empty now (some amber ale shit and some pbr in bottles). I'd also post muh cz or danny wesson but I don't carry at work and I went straight from work to some bitches house.

Good fucking luck op, dont off yerself.

>>28599005
I just realized Im postinfh on /k/ before Im about to fuck some slut, what the fuck am I doing with myself???

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>>28598893
me again
>>28598994
Pic just for /k/ommando, my first post in an atf thread, even though its my 3-4 nights a week thing

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>>28598994
Sorry dude

>>28598267
Why didn't you leave her first?

>>28598647
I'm sorry mien friende, shit luck. Maybe try to slow down the drinking (if your drinking heavily) after a week or so, it may make you feel worse off later on or give someone a reason to hate you or get you fired, id offer to take you out for a beer or something but ausfailia is not such a great place to get to you

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>>28598267
>he fell for the 3DPD jew
You just gotta get yourself a waifu bro, waifus make laifus worth living.

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>>28599336
fellow /k/ommando is in a tailspin, we gotta help cheer him up.

Its now Time to get gangster fireballbro

>>28599031
Your wife just left and you're already going to fuck some other girl?

>>28599031
>>28599495
This desu senpai.
I retract my earlier post. Stay away from our waifus.

>>28599031
Bad plan. Like really shitty plan, dawg. You should do the opposite of that.

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>>28598267
>>28598519
>>28598647
OP which state do you live in? I'd love to meet up for a drink, just grabbed my fireball from the freezer to have a drink with ya.

>tfw this thread

>>28599031
It's okay man, we've all done it. /k/ommandos before hos
>>28599036
That's a nice raifu
>>28599336
She actually was a Jew. I should have listened to /k/ in the first place
>>28599495
That wasn't me
>>28599576
I'm in California thanks to the US Navy

>>28599620
Do you have kids, man?

>>28599620
You aren't stationed at Edwards by chance are ya?

>>28599620
Where are you stationed?

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>Southern Cuts

>>28598439
Could you elaborate about why she left?

>>28599637
Thank god no
>>28599639
29 Palms
>>28599675
I posted the texts. Basically she was super controlling and I finally made her realize that she was and she needed to let me do my own thing at least every once in a while and she couldn't deal

>>28599702
Was hoping for more detail. What aspects of your life did she try to control?

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>>28599702
You are gonna be just fine /k/ommando. I'm gonna have one with you.

I'm so sorry for you OP.
My GF of 3 years cheated on me last October. I was gonna wife that girl. I was in pain but I turned that pain into anger and I use that anger to lift. I have never felt better. As long as I've got my lifting, my guns and my /k/bros, I'll be just fine. It will get better anon

>>28598647
>I just can't do this
Ah gotta love that 2016 woman loyalty. Good luck, anon. Hopefully she doesn't fuck you too bad in the divorce.

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I'll have a drink with you OP. Nothing like beer and hoppe's 9

>>28599869
This, save all texts!

>>28599731
I couldn't ever go anywhere or see any of my friends, and when I was home (I worked, she didn't) I had to give her all my attention and had no time to myself
>>28599772
Thanks m8, although I'm going to let you know I hate the M92
>>28599869
I'm hoping she won't. She's not a massive cunt and I've given her a lot
>>28599880
>implying you need beer with hoppes

Way too drunk and lazy, but Miller Lite, Marlboro Southern Cut, and my frankenrifle AR. Finna be a good night.

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>>28599772
>airsoft M9 there
I'd give you shit, but here in Nogunz Jersey, airsoft guns are considered actual firearms, so it's a gun in my book I guess.

Like 3 bottles of wine in man, got an Uberti cattleman, soda wine and some fine ass cigars. Feel ya, and I wish you the best man. would do the picture thing but fuck I used to know how to hands.,

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>>28599935
Anon, the court system is full of guys who thought their ex wouldn't or hoped she wouldn't. Only to be standing there, fucked hard. You're in California and she's a Jew...that means you need to be moving on this hours ago. Get with a lawyer and start emptying your bank accounts now!

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>>28598698
satan trips guy here, I didn't think it was beta I just had a case of the feels, a serious case of the feels. have a gun and remember, it ain't over until the fat lady sings

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Don't let the breakup consume you, navyanon. Life will get better.
Also, mandatory ATF pic, minus the T.

>>28599005
>>28599031
no i was samefaggin sorry for the confusion

>>28598388
It's good if you mix it into hard cider.

>>28599846

Are you me?

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>>28599620
>She actually was a Jew.

You deserve it then, if you're White.

>>28598647

I know them feels friend.

Damn bro, fucking rough. i'll drink in your honor tonight

also desu senpai im glad you don't have kids, im a child of divorce and i had to go to therapy over that shit when i was like 5, it fucked me mentally. it was for the better though, they both lived alot better after they were separated. good luck /k/omrade, stay strong

>>28598267
>pretend it's a pack of southern cuts

Southern cuts are pretty good. Not a bad choice.

>>28600429
What the fuck, is the original a trap? How do you get to bed without feeling her/him/it up?

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it's my birthday

all i got is a swisher, jagermeister, and no new birthday guns

not yet at least

>>28598267
now that wife is gone you will go out and buy funs to bring happiness to your life

>>28598647
she broke up on text? the fuck? how long were u married/know each other?

>>28602105
he lives in comifornia are you trying to make him feel worse?

>>28598893
does anyone have the pics/screen caps of that story? always brings a tear to my eye, havent saved it yet on new comp. the one where it ends with him chatting with heavy's mom on steam

>>28599702
so maybe it was just a big fight and shes not gone for good? doesnt sound like she was cheating on you right?

>>28602115
eh, just buy stuff to help fill the pain for a bit. the best thing honestly is just going out and living life. explore a little, do new stuff. walk in the woods, go running in parks, go fishing with friends

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>ran out of alcohol and don't even have a buzz

is there a worse feeling?

>>28602169
love me a good pipe session

>>28602128
Wrong story. This one is about a guy who had to leave during Arab spring. Last words were pic related and free text ended with >last online: X days.

>>28602250
oh yeah, thanks. anyone got the caps for both? so badass

>>28602169

A hangover.

there are still people that buy tobacco products?

>>28602270
google.com

>fireball
If you didn't smoke god tier Southern Cuts, I'd call you a faggot. Today is your lucky day, OP.

>>28598267
I don't have any pictures readily available, but I went through a divorce a few years back. It's not as painful as you think it's going to be if you can manage to be civil about it. Otherwise you have my best regards anon. Now you can just fuck traps and wank to cartoon gook porn. Best wishes from a guy who went through it and God's speed.

>>28602638
Literally the best advice I've gotten.
OP is still alive, I just passed out after drinking my bottle of sad potion. Not nearly as hung over as I should be. Thanks, /k/

>>28598267
just cold turkey moron

It's 4 days of feeling like shit then you just have psychological cravings to resist

Why does everyone make quitting cigarettes 80 times harder than it needs to be?

>>28602274
>2016
>still getting hangovers
point and laugh at the non alcohol

Sending luck your way, OP.

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>tfw things with my only gf I've ever had in December after she tried killing herself and then cut contact for a month with me without telling me what was going on.

I'm 21, and my political opinions and family values are essential to who I am now, and I'm convinced I'm not going to find anybody right for me that syncs with this. I know plenty of girls that are like-minded through some forums, but they're all married. I have vented to one of them, who is unhappily married, a lot, and I think she's starting to view me as pathetic for it.

Sorry, anon. I'll have a beer for you when I get back from class this afternoon.

>>28603948
People think cold turkey is harder than it is.

I decided not to smoke over one gun deer season two years back, when I came home I didn't even want to have a cigarette. I did anyway, though. But 11 days and I was pretty much over it.

>>28604052
My last hangover was from
>1 bottle of Mangria
>2 random mixed drinks, one had 151
>1 bottle of sake
>2 beers
>one rum and coke with a twist of lime

>>28598647
>range trips
>new firearm
>weed?
>booze

literally the best way to get over bad stuff

>>28598267

Right about now OP should be regretting drinking that entire bottle as his ass has become a Christmas scented flaminwurffin

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>>28602169
>just drunk enough to be legally impaired
>run out of booze
>can't go to liquor store
JUST

>>28605651
after my brother died, this was essentially what got me better.

>go up to my family's cabin with all me and my bro's mutual friends
>bring my AR's and new shotty
>bring 1000rds of .223 and 500rds of 12ga, along with targets and gear
>put ATV's on trailer and bring them up the week before
>bring tons of liquor
>they bring weed

>our friends are mostly noguns college-age liberals
>we are all mourning still
>we honor him by getting fucked up
>i lose better judgement and let them drive ATVs around the property (its 100acre wooded lot with trails cut in,i am a fortunate son)
>everyone smokes up the entire cabin
>damage is already done, might as well enioy the weekend
>we are driving atvs around woods and everyone is fucked-up
>i have great idea
>i break out the shotgun and ar15s
>i teach some of the noguns basic safety and shooting shit, even though i am totally unqualified
>i show them how to load magazines and basic operation.
>i go into woods and we all set up beer cans as targets
>someone has an idea
>i think about it
>fuck yeah why not, i dont even care anymore

>ten minutes later, liberal-noguns college students are shooting ar15s at beer cans from the back of ATVs while their friends drunk-drive them through the woods at high speed.
>no one got hurt
>mfw totally irresponsible but one of the best times of my life

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>>28598267

> Going through vuscious divorce.
> Custody battle, child used to win in court by telling her scaring stories.
> Assets frozen.


BUT....aint gunna let it get me down, threesomes to Mars is how I roll.

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>>28604148
>long term highschool sweetheart that out of the blue decides to cheat/leave
it's too early in the morning to drink away those feels anon.
>tfw with time it simply hurts more. you live out every time you did some stupid shit that drove her away.

>>28602115
more guns are sold in cali than any other state assfag.

>>28605683
>won't go to the liquor store
FTFY

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>>28598267
>trusting 3DPD
Told you so! Now I'll wait for the next thread, because none of you dumbasses is learning anything from this.