>wake up to booms and gunfire
what would you do?
Wonder why I'm in a shitty remake of a shitty 80s movie.
Grab all my guns, ammo, and food and meet up with my pals. Probably hunker down in the city. His parents have a great place out in the middle of nowhere, unfortunately its 30-40 miles away and there's a big fucking military objective in between.
>try to find friendlies heading towards enemy
but in reality, probably run into the woods and try to conduct guerrilla operations.
yell HOT DAMN IT'S DUCK SEASON AGAIN
I would rejoice the coming of my liberators and wave the Russian flag as BMD's and trucks drive down the street. I would be suprised at the speed they steamroled through eastern Europe though.
Maybe even join them if they have an AK to spare (Yes, i live in no-guns-yurop).
> Grab M4gery
> Grab RGD-5's (thank you darknet)
> Grab Plate-Carrier
> Go Innawoods
> I knew I forgot something
> Come back
> Grab american flag bandana to wrap around head
> Now I go Innawoods
Violence is different from explicit description of skull-fucking a corpse. If you don't see the difference, you have issues you need to sort out.
That only applies to pilots bailing out of their vehicles. Paratroopers are a whole different ball game.
>invading, occupying, and killing civilians and civilian territory
>not war crimes
You'd kill a nigger or meth-heas with a gun if he entered your home. You should be willing to shoot a bunch of gooks if they entered your country bent on invasion.
I knew this reaction image would be useful at some point.
I ain't airborne, so I don't give a shit.
Laugh my redskin ass off because they are about to land in a fucking swamp and sink and get fucked up in trees and quicksand and when that is done with them the sun will go down and then the screams will really start.
Nobody here would have to do anything really. The land and the animals and bugs will do it.
>become WOLVERINES/Armia Krajowa
>Load up all my guns, ammo, camping/mil gear into the car.
>Stop by a grocery store and get water, canned food, medical stuff.
>Go innawoods to an abandoned mine.
>Start killing invading soldiers with my Nugget and AR15.
>invasion of US soil
>thinks any rules of war apply
If anyone dares to put troops on sovereign American territory we will make them eat a copy of the Geneva convention prior to their execution.
Alright, time to go to bed, that's enough 4chan for tonight
Why hello there fellow /K/ommando! I too enjoy owning Explosive/Destructive devices. Might I have your address so that we can compare devices?
Do you own a dog and shoe strings, by any chance?
>relocate to Hawaii
>during day some crazy siren goes off
>standing on my front lawn looking around
>later that night watching a movie
>BOOM BOOM BOOM
>run outside and start looking around
>mfw fucking fireworks
Scared the shit out of me
Thought the Japanese were coming back to finish the job
Pull out a chair and starting picking them off out of the sky or try to damage their chutes and chuckle as they scream to their deaths.
>get in truck
>get the fuck outta town
>awh shit nigga i forgot something
>shoot my way back to home
>grab laptop and my dog
>okay we can leave now
>Grab rifle, ammo, and a poncho under which to conceal it.
>Paint face yellow
>Put on plastic helmet painted olive drab
>Attempt to maneuver through town to friendly elements
>Avoid fighting where possible
>Only when cover is blown do you engage street sweeping operations.
>To the largest Naval base in the world
>With two active airbases, one that includes F-22's
Realize that MW2 was right, grab my buckshot+AR and start removing flying Ivans
>Imprisoned for involuntary manslaughter during a carjacking, Travis Clyde Tuckton is released from prison in 2003, and shacks up with his disabled grandfather, Jake Martin, in the old shoemaker's secluded West Virginia home. Jake elects to teach Travis everything he knows, starting with the family tradition of "headers"; the act of having sex with a hole drilled into a person's skull. Travis picks up a hitchhiker, and as Jake supervises, loses his "head humping" virginity to her. After killing a relative of a neighbor who had gotten into an argument with Jake, Travis vows to take revenge on all those who have wronged his family, declaring "An eye for an eye, and a head for a head!"
>what would you do?
Run outside and ask to speak to the head guy. Ask him if his regime/government will his-pander to and kiss the asses of, over 50,000,000 filthy illegal alien mexicans that current reside in this country and who are destroying every single city they move into. Ask him if his regime/government will deport (or round up and throw in concentration camp) these fucking cockroaches that have turned California into a white-minority state (spics are the majority there).
If he promises me to get rid of the mexishits that are destroying this country....I would point them in the general direction of Washington DC give them my weapons and car and any assistance they might need in overthrowing the tyrannical regime that hates my American freedoms and cares more about its illegal alien hispanic cockroaches that infest almost every single city in this country, as they just landed in bum-fuck Idaho and there aint shit here for over a thousand miles in any direction.
Wish them the best of luck over taking the tyrannical regime in Washington DC that hates my American freedoms, illegally spies on me, my wife and my children and refuses to deport the 50,000,000 illegal alien hispanic cockroaches and their offspring that infest almost every single corner of this country.
We apparently need to bump up the urban dictionary proper definition of header
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=header the correct definition is currently on page 2.
>hates illegal emigrants
>would support an armed, foreign invasion
I'll have all the small trees cut off as paratrooper punjis covered in shit and I'll set everything on fire. Really hope my brothers reading this thread so he can get a laugh at work.
>'Fact, Travis' jizz felt like a coupla big worms beltin' out his peckerhole
Being a civilian doesn't make you unable to be found guilty of commiting a war crime. This, however is not a war crime (shooting aircrews ejecting from disabled aircraft is a war crime, shooting paratroopers is not).
>run towards the lead guy
>foreign soldier blasts you before you get too close
>walk up to senior Ching Chong officer
>they don't speak english
>start bleating in Gookinese
>you get taken away by grunts
>get knocked-out, wake up in a prison camp
>get executed for being a fatass and not working
Wonder how the fuck an enemy paratrooper squadron got past the entire US Air Force and Navy for a surprise attack in the middle of the US, and why the fuck they would be sneak attacking Kentucky of all places.
Holy shit, it's my grandparents...I fucking hate being related to people from West Virginia...
Thank you Anon.
My "guaranteed replies" folder has grown.
accually emigrants leave the country desu familia
>a war in America will have no rules of engagements
I can see it now
>3rd world country masked as a 2nd or 1st world country invades American soil
>every bubba ever is cumming just from the sheer amazingness of being able to kill some gomunist fucboi
>100,000's of bubba don their bubba'd AK's, AR's, and Moist Nagants
>after a few days of fighting, the enemy gets reinforcements
>they can't seem to find anyone
>walk into a southern town
>literally everyone is wearing his/her work overalls
>fucking the SHIT out of dead Chinks/Norks/Russians
>the enemy is greatly confused and aroused
>war turns into a fuck fest
>war, war never changes