Alright /k/, you know the drill. How do you resolve this situation?
So... what happens? I only saw this excerpt of the comic for over 3 years.
Other than using the actually technique they used in the book, I have two plans that I think might work.
>send over two men dressed as reporters
>one is Jerry Miculek, the other is some ottermode athlete
>at some predetermined signal, Jerry puts a round through the guys dome as otterman rushes forwards to keep the body from dropping
>take his own family as hostages
I would assume that when you aimed for the hand he would shoot the hostage and return fire.
Which is why I just shoot him in the head and get the babies to the hospital afterward.
Stab him directly in the face with glorious bayonet mounted on glorious Kalashnikov that was handcrafted to slay filthy Chechens. The babies see glory and become of glorious communism, allowing them to crawl to safety in Moscow. 20 year later babys are ready to slay filthy Chechens. All is well.
I get his guard down by telling him they've got funding for Under Siege 3 and he'll get to see some titties in it.
Then I get the babies off him, and proceed to tell him what a washed-up sack of ham he is.
I used to love you bro, what happened.
Why is Steven Seagal covered in babies?
But thats why the woman is there. Her vagina will tell her to protect the babbys. When his face goes out the back of his head, she will jump up and grab him via adrenaline and instinct. Like that butch that power lifted a fukkin car off her kid.
Alternatively, fuck babbys. Those annoying ass, crying ass shit bags are practically asking to be shot. Shoot him, take his gun, shoot her with his gun. "He shot the woman forcing me to react"
>baby per square inch
It's too early for this level of kek.
Yeah, the baby won't die, but it'll probably end up with developmental problems.
Do you really want to be at fault for the creation of a bunch of Ralph Wiggums?