I'm a disarmed dude from Germany who is governed by gun-grabbing communist bastards, so I can't get a gun without spending literally thousands of euros BEFORE even acquiring one. Stlil, I want to arm myself for reasons of personal safety, especially after the latest incidents.
So, I have a few questions.
- I can't get a knife with a blade that is longer than 12cm (4,7"). I also can't get a switchblade which can be opened/fixed with one hand (seriously). I own a few good knives, but I can't walk around with any of them without breaking the law. ALSO, I don't have a lot of money. So what kind of knife would you recommend?
- Pepper spray. Any good at all?
Thanks in advance.
Can you carry a knife that doesn't fold and is less than 12cm? Pepper spray is okay but I'd rather have a knife. Some people are resistant to pepper spray or can fight through it, but no one is resistant to massive blood loss.
Get a knife or a big scary dog. If you can't Just move to America, Find a cheap place in a rural area so you don't have to visit a range to shoot. Depending on how you like your climate, Rural southern Ohio is a good state to live in.
>what kind of knife would you recommend?
As a weapon, I wouldn't. Unless you can carry something around that's at least 30cm/1 foot, you just won't have the reach you need. With a short blade it becomes a game of who can cause the most fatal wound before the other guy guts you.
Instead, start thinking creatively. Get a cane, make sure it's strong and use it. There's a company that makes the "Unbreakable Umbrella", which is a tough weapon in of itself. Learn a bit of singlestick and you'll have a good tool to keep attackers at a distance.
What you want is something with good reach, and also something that doesn't specifically look like a weapon. I don't think the average German cop will be that cool with you walking around with a machete or a crowbar, for example.
Can help you escape. Practice aiming.
Another thing to think about is a flashlight with a strobe feature. At night, you could use it to temporarily blind a threat so you can get away.
I guess now is a good time to ask.
Is there anything the US do militarily to help save Germany?
or do we have to wait till all the ISIS sleeper agents activate within Germany and wreck havoc?
Are they unarmed, or did they just not pull anything out because they didn't need it? All it takes is one of their friends to circle round behind you with a shiv.
That reminds me- bring friends.
Get a screwdriver and tie a padlock through a bandanna.
You now have a dagger and a mace.
And for the love of God if you have to use them, wipe your prints THOROUGHLY off of them, and throw them down a storm drain. Burn ALL clothing you were wearing unil its nothing but ashes, and flush it down the toilet, including shoes. Avoid the area where it happened like the fucking plague for at least a year. If the police question you simply say "I have no fucking odea what you're talking about" over and over again. Even if they try and bait you saying they have evidence or whatever tactics... "I have no idea what you're talking about".
Sauce- lived in Africa, the Philippines, and some rough parts of eastern Europe for 20 years
>bigass padlock onna bandana
>screwdriver and hammer onna toolbelt
all else fails, move to czechia or Switzerland
Liberia, Egypt, and South Africa. Being a pink face in Africa is pretty rough. If you think youve seen racism.... Oh boy. You havent seen it until you're a non native white boy Africa.
stop being a racist fucking bigot and living in a Pegida fantasyland
>literally thousands of euros BEFORE even acquiring one
>My annual gun club membership costs 48€.
>License costs 100€
>My .357 S & W - Mod. 27-2 costs 180€
Meine Fresse bist du ein genetischer Haufen Abfall. Zu dumm zum scheissen.
Don't you have some white girls to yell "ficki ficki" at? Your brothers are so disappointed in you, wasting time on that cartoon internet site instead of enriching the society around you.
be advised, the sand niggers are good with knives, so don't try using one against them
learn to fight dirty, try to have an advantage
A telescopic baton is a good idea for everyday carry, otherwise, buy one from those UMAREX gas-signal pistols, they are easily affordable in Germany and read a couple of books on how gunsmithing works and how to turn it into a proper .22lr pistol . The materials used allow simple modifications without a chance of hurting yourself and will down a sand nigger with ease.
Eastern Europe experience here, God help us all with that brownish scum .
Never forget, that if a SHTF situation happens, don't hesitate to burn those shitheads with self made Molotov cocktails, bombs from pipes and one of my favourites - a chain from chainsaw, where you put a bit of fabric on the place where you will hold it and swirl it around, skin chops will fall.
Bist du dumm oder was?
Schon mal was von nem HAMMER gehört du Spasst?
Freiverkäuflich, einklappbar, tödlich.
Yeah, Johannesburg is a fucking dump. There is some good nightlife to be had if you're willing to gamble with AIDS, getting carjacked/murdered on the way out of the club. Pretoria was okay, nothing special but cant complain. City has some amazing architecture if you're into that.
>get hunting license 600-2000€ (depends on length, location and school)
>permit is 135€ for 3 years in my state
>insurance is 130-160€ for three years
>don't actually need to go hunting if you don't want to
>buy as many guns as you like per year
>no barrel length or caliber restrictions
>cons: 2 handguns max; officially only allowed to use 2 round mags in semi-autos, so just hide the 30 rounders somewhere at home; a lot of learning
Als ob dich der Staatsanwalt deswegen nicht rundlaufen lassen würde, von wegen gefährlicher Gegenstand etc. Dann sollte er doch besser einen normalen Hammer nehmen und sagen er kam gerade vom Baummarkt/Arbeit.
Only one option.
Go out in a blaze of glory as you cut down kebabs with two $300 cutlasses.
Be sure to wear gloves when you use them, so that you only leave kebab DNA on them.
get a flare gun (if you can even have that) and a small length of brake line
tie some bits of wire onto the brake line to hold it in the flare guns barrel (remember to offset it so the firing pin hits the rim)
fill that fucker full of liquid nails, shove a .22mag in the breach, and use this new contraption to get a decent gun from a cop
With the Aufenthaltsbewilligung Kategorie C you can own guns here. There's a nice graphic but i'm on my phone so i can't post it
Also our laws are on par with US laws of not better. Just move to gun friendly Kanton like Aargau or Bern, Zürich is the commiefornia of switzerland
karambit good knife, the phillipines know about hiding weapons
Doug Marcaida just google that guy he is a knife fighting legend
The laws states that you can only use 2 round mags in semi-autos while hunting, nothing about on the range or elsewhere. So, legally, you could go to a sports shooting range and use a 5,10 or capped to ten 20 round mag (most people use uncapped 20 or 30 round mags, but that is technically not allowed, but when the ROs don't care...). The problem is, that the most used opinion/interpretation of the law is by a DA that sees this very strict and writes that only 2 round mags are allowed for hunters at any time.
That dude is very nice and was one of the teachers at my hunting school, I had a discussion about this topic with him, he told me that he always taught the most strict interpretation of the law to keep us young hunters out of trouble. If I want to own bigger mags I can certainly do that (as they aren't banned [yet]), but I should at least not put them beside the guns in the safe when the police comes to check if I store them correctly.
>I also can't get a switchblade which can be opened/fixed with one hand
Isn't that kinda discriminatory towards one-handed people?
>when the police comes to check if I store them correctly.
you people are so fucked
Not him, but since you offered, might as well ask: I'm looking to immigrate to Switzerland within the next decade, maybe sooner. As the son of an immigrant (now citizen in the US), what do I need to look out for (immigration process)?
How much German (or Italian, or French, but preferably German) do I actually need to know to "get by"? I've been sort of learning it on my own after taking an introductory class, but it's slow going.
I'm going to get my degree in (mechanical) engineering soon, and I've heard that engineers are usually in high demand in Switzerland - is this true, or a rumor? Possibly looking at something in transportation or related industries, but really /any/ engineering job that gets me there would be great.
Anything you would like to make note of that I haven't mentioned, or would be good to know?
Anywhere in Eastern Europe will take you. Hungary, Poland, Slovakia, Czech Republic and a number of other countries are, sadly and ironically, going to become the last bastions of Western Civilization.
Carry around a pack of these so when Johnny Jihad comes to take your butthole virginity you can pull one of these out and scare him off
Get a plane ticket to Mexico. Walk across the border into the USA. Enjoy your free citizenship and gun :^)
Its very upsetting that German friends can't be armed against the hordes. Recently bought a very nice H&K pistol.
A lot amazing craftsmanship in this gun and I wish my German friends could be armed with such great weapons.
First you need a job. Yes before you move there. You should be fairly fluent in the local language (don't worry if you don't understand swiss german at first it's a really heavy dialect)
Prepare your wallet to be raped. Switzerland is very expensive.
Also most english speaking Jobs would be in Zürich, one of switzerlands commiefornias. They don't restrict you on which guns to buy or which parts are used but getting a WES is harder than in Aargau for example
As with everything, it really depends on where you live. In some states there are regular checks that come with a fee, in others there aren't that many county/city clerks or cops, so they either don't check at all or only people who inherited guns, since that's where most storage "violations" occur. As far as I know, my city doesn't have the manpower nor will to do any checks
We don't like these checks either, but since we had a school shooting where the fucker got the guns from his sport shooter dad who stored them in his nightstand and other drawers instead of the safe, it most likely can't be reversed in the near future
>First you need a job before you move there
A problem I'm having is either the system for hiring is very different there or I'm looking in all the wrong places. I'm not seeing specific open positions or anything, even in the "Careers/jobs/etc." links on sites. If I do find something like that, the application process seems confusing and obscure. Maybe I should just give it another go.
Working on it.
>Switzerland is very expensive
That I've heard about and experienced firsthand on a recent (~2yrs back) trip. The vegetables didn't seem too bad, but meat looks expensive; I have no idea about housing, either. However, I've heard that the salaries are proportionally higher (much like how in California a flat is ridiculously expensive but with a salary of $80k/yr people there can afford it).
>English speaking jobs are in Swiss Commiefornia
I don't think that would be an issue for long. All I really think I'd need to do (optimistically) is get used to living there and learn to speak German better, then I'd find somewhere more suitable in the country.
What is a WES? I assume it's some sort of contraction but google only brings up "World Education Services", which I highly doubt is the same thing you're talking about.
All I know is that people are doing what I described and they are getting away with it. If anybody but Donald Trump gets elected President and Congress turns Democrat, then there will likely be mass amnesty for all illegal immigrants in the country, granting them citizenship.
They outlawed it already, basterds.
"Carrying or attempting to use a slungshot is a felony in the states of California, Oklahoma, Massachusetts, and Michigan. It is a gross misdemeanor in the State of Nevada and Washington State. In Minnesota it can be either a misdemeanor or a felony depending upon the circumstances. As of 2010, in the state of New Hampshire, possession of a slung shot carries a misdemeanor penalty."
Here in florida it's against the law too. However a legislator recently brought it up and it looks like people are gonna simply amend that part out of our weapons laws.
It's super easy to make and if you're nautical at all you can say it was just to throw lines for your boat.
Well, so far the police as 32 suspects, about 2/3 of them are persons applying for asylum. Quite interesting is that those are actually the ones that are accused of theft and not the ones that are accused of sex offences. In my opinion OP´s pic is a bit overblown. I am not saying that everybody who is applying for asylum is a good person and I am sure that some of the sexoffenders of that night were immigrants. But its just logical that if you let so many people in a country you let in a couple of criminals as well. I dont think that this incident is a reason to change the whole view on refugeepolitics since:
1. It werent just refugees but germans as well
2. yeah people got hurt, but shit like this happens everday and its not like it was a terrorist group, just drunk guys
>and its not like it was a terrorist group, just drunk guys
I'd like to see what kind of treatment would native born white Germans get if they get drunk, assemble in similar numbers and start raping the refugee women. Or, fine, let's just restrict it to theft and robbery.
I dont care if its a refugee or a native who commits the crime. Both should have the same treatment, a fair trial and probably a prison sentence. In my opinion the numbers (of crimes comitted) is just to small to use them as a basis to change refugeepolitics, if you did so it was pretty irrational.
Thereare also these pesky unpleasant things "statistics" and "correlation analysis". Compare the percentile of these crimes committed by different groups, and you will see very clearly who's up to what.
But hey, egalite, fraternite, eh?
Or bow. I told you eurocucks to start stocking up on arrows and did you listen? No. Now there's mass rapes. You need to get a shitload of bows and use group tactics. Attack an armory and get yourself some weapons then attack another.
Gangrape is a term you brought up, so far the police talks about 2 accusations of rape. We have no inforamtion if they are true or false because so far the police is still investigating, we also dont know if the women accused one man or a group of men. You should wait for a final statement from the police, before you use terms like this.
Czech Republic is your best bet. very good firearms laws, concealed carry of handguns with a permit is allowed. They are an EU member and have a fairly good standard of living.
I was just talking about this special incident not about all crimes comitted by refugees. I was talking about the special kind of people that never cares for the news except something big happens and then immediately starts screaming for new laws and regulations. They are mostly irrational and uninformed. But as I said: show me some trustworthy statistics that focus on the whole situation and I will write what I think about them.
I've though about doing something similar but I don't know enough about US immigration other than there is no way in hell I'll get citizenship.
What would life be like for a Euro illegal? Any problems purchasing a home/land?
damn, Czech gun laws are like the perfect middle ground between total freedom and "sensible" gun control.
Can't believe why the gun grabbers aren't trying to go for Czech laws rather than trying to implement Australian/British gun laws in America.
Oh wait, they do totally want to ban everything, nevermind.
Stop indulging in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proof_by_assertion, troll.
You sound just like Russians.
See, this is how it works. They come and ask for proofz. Now you're busy researching the topic that is absolutely obvious to give them proofz, which they will ignore and play the "shift the goalpost" fallacy and ask for more proofz.
Denial of Service attack succeeded.
I had to deal with some shitheads professionally at some point. Ended up memorizing the whole https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fallacies and match them against what's being said to make sense out of things.
Get a good "walking stick" ~ 1.2192 meters long and 1 cm Ria . Learn to use it. It would serve you far better than a knife imo.
Just find a good one and "decorate it" to be no so threatening , just don't cut into it.
Pepper spray can be handy but sticks have always been a good weapon.
>What would life be like for a Euro illegal?
It could be hard getting a 'real' job, at lest in the south western states do to heavy use of e verify. Basically it would check your fake social security number and prove it to be fake. Some of the other state, namely over in the south eastern parts, do not really check that shit.
>What would life be like for a Euro illegal? Any problems purchasing a home/land?
Anyone from a place that is not travel restricted can freely buy restate in the US. However you have to show proof of identity when buying restate for number of reasons. So you could in theory buy a home in your real name and just not list as it your place of residence.
> US immigration other than there is no way in hell I'll get citizenship.
Marry a citizen of the US and do not get divorce for at lest 5 full years, done. There a issue that you must prove that you have meant in person at lest once before you do that else the federal government will call BS.
But thats not how a discussion works, you have to bring up an argument and provide proof to support it. Thats fucking basic knowledge. This guy hasnt even did what you are talking about the whole time. You just assume that he will react like this. Maybe if you would try it you would get some fucking PROOF for what you assume right here. And he provided a source for his explaination. A source with a good reputation...
Easy. Nobody is going to suspect the nice young white man with the stylish European accent is an illegal alien. Come on over for vacation, then stay and lie your ass off. 12 million Mexicans can't be wrong.
>And he provided a source for his explaination. A source with a good reputation...
Let me play this game with you for a bit: I refuse to accept this proof because I don't speak German, and for all I know it may be just as good as an article at The Onion. Your turn.
Use black pipe, and low brass (target) shells, so you don't turn into a suprise amputee.
Here's an overly complicated pistol, because you clock-building fucks love things to be complicated.
Generally speaking most germans are somewhat to very sympathetic to refugees. And are hesitant about any thing that might border on hate crimes.
You can point at stuff like pegida but the antifa counter demonstrations are almost ALWAYS larger.
forgot my picture. Unrelated, Grandpa gave me a new scope, Senpai
I can understand wanting to get out of a shitty wartorn country, but I don't think they should get any special or different treatment.
Granted I only know what I've seen on here and the news but it sounds like they're causing a lot of trouble over there. I'm guessing it has to do with completely different cultures trying to mix but Idk
>I'm guessing it has to do with completely different cultures trying to mix
Something tells me that the mix of "clothing optional" culture with, ahem, the other variety would be explosive.
France had experienced it already: http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?178614-French-women-furious-after-Muslim-girl-gang-attacks-immoral-sunbather-for-wearing-a-bikini-in-a - and note, those were women, not men. Speaking of which, I've seen a reference to 11:1 men to woman/kid ratio among refugees - anyone's got factual confirmation?
1. Its not my argument, so its not my turn
2. It was pretty obvious that the guy he was talking to was german so it worked out for him, its unfortunate that other people cant read it (and cant partake fully)but he was just not talking to them
3. The only thing you proof with this is that its possible to do what you said not that he would actually do this ( which is hard to proof to be fair)
>It could be hard getting a 'real' job, at lest in the south western states do to heavy use of e verify. Basically it would check your fake social security number and prove it to be fake. Some of the other state, namely over in the south eastern parts, do not really check that shit.
I was looking at NC, NH, or possibly Colorado, should be safe right? A fake SSN? Do I just conjure up a random string of numbers to fill the space and hope they don't check? It sounds like a US version of National Insurance, does that mean I'd only be able to work jobs that pay under the table?
>Anyone from a place that is not travel restricted can freely buy restate in the US. However you have to show proof of identity when buying restate for number of reasons. So you could in theory buy a home in your real name and just not list as it your place of residence.
So I'd flash my UK passport, say I actually live back home in England this is just a holiday place, smile, wave, and live there in peace? What about the property taxes you guys have?
>Marry a citizen of the US and do not get divorce for at lest 5 full years, done
You make it sound so easy lol, but that is the plan
Kek, lets hope so!
There were 2 rapes in total on that event...
1 rape, 90 counts of sexual assault, committed by ~1000 perpetrators on a single night.
Now don't get me wrong, that's fucking appalling; but so is being a massive hysterical faggot spreading misinformation, to a different degree ofc.
>90 gropings +1 rape =/= 1000 rapes
OP, considering your situation, I advise you to think of you, your family and community over the corrupt at Best, infiltrated at worst government and go black. Black market. They want you to be a criminal for defending you and yours, it's unavoidable as you can see. Get in on the black market and resistance circles in your area. Read up on how the French and Corsican resistance operated during the second world war.
If you hear this message- You are the resistance.
Can't you carry a knife if it has a practical purpose? Like if you're a carpenter it's not weird to have a knife and multitool on your person.
Abuse this? Say that you are an avid wood carver.
Conflicting information: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35277249
"German police say the number of criminal complaints filed after the events on New Year's Eve in Cologne has risen to 516 - 40% of which relate to allegations of sexual assault."
I would love to see your mother/gf (assuming they're not the same person) get publicly finger-fucked in her asshole by 30 mudslimes while she screams in horror and see you be so glib about it.
The majority of migrants are male.
>The distribution of asylum applicants by sex shows that men were more likely than women to seek asylum.
>There was a greater degree of gender inequality for asylum applicants aged 14–17 or 18–34, where around three quarters of applicants were male.
Yeah because the rapefugees aren't committing the majority of rapes huh? Or are you saying it's all good because for some reason we really need to flood Europe with brown people that go on state provided assistance?
Get a cane, practice martial arts with it. Can you carry a leatherman "It's not a knife officer it's a multitool!". Carry a durable umbrella. Carry a flashlight with a striking edge.
Finally get political work to reverse those laws. Protest when people are attacked and when police cannot/will not step in. Say "Unless you are prepared to put a policeman or three on every street corner allow me back my human right to defend myself." "these people are supposedly guests needing our asistance and mercy, why do we have to change our society for them?" "Why do I have to feel unsafe because of people who We are offering sanctuary to" . Pic is my Leatherman Wave which I carried everywhere in Europe. Very beatup after 10years
So let's break this down, ISIS which is secretly run by the CIA, which is secretly being run by the Bavarian Illuminati, which is actually being run by the Alien Pyramid builders.. is planning to use the refugees to....
/x/ and /pol/ in /k/ go figure
If these haven't been banned in germoney yet, you should get some of these
I'm not Swiss but I do know a dude from Berlin who got a job in Zurich looking at trains and forging checklists saying they're safe. It's not necessarily easy to get Swiss citizenship, but Switzerland is basically reliant on German, Austrian and French guest workers.
6.35 mm 0.25"
>Constriction in micrometres = 889
>percentage of shot in a 76 cm circle at 37 m = 70%
>modern powder in a shotgun burns completely in 25 to 36 cm barrels
>61 cm barrel for buck shot
>18.5166 mm 0.729" presumed od of 12 guage shot shell
>DOM 4130 tubing
>a cone with a full spherical radius
1" round pipe - 0.25" thick - 2.75" long - threaded end
1" pipe cap
1" round wood dowel
1/4" round nail
0.75" round pipe 0.25" thick 2' long - threaded end
0.75" round cone 0.25" thick 2" long - taper 0.00346"
Move to the US, we seem to be the last western nation to not be invaded by Islam. Even if we did have "refugees" somehow forced onto us, you can carry here and blow away any towel head who tries to fuck with your shit
tfw Europe will be dead before I can visit
it may not be much but how about a pre charged pneumatic air rifle
in .22 and semi auto they can kill people
or for something concealable that could be used to blind people
might work if kept with lots of spare mags
So it is not BS.
Here's some more food for thought:
tl;dr: 80% of world history is about surplus of young men, creating trouble.
Thanks man, I gotta say it's a little weird. All I usually see are people saying things along the lines of "fuck off, we're full" even in regards to legal immigration, yet here I am asking how to get away with entering your country illegally and everyone is super friendly and helpful
>God damn it feels good to be white
>Get a cane
As a Historyfag, I think it's funny that Nationalistic Germans are forced to arm themselves with canes again. Here is a pic of Nationalist Germans marching with sturdy canes in 1923 because they couldn't march with rifles due to Versailles.