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Hello Weapons!

I am Don from Mitchell's Mausers [and my son]! I am here to take your questions this evening! If you've ever wanted to own an authentic mauser rifle we are your guys! Ask us a question! Top question gets an e-coupon today for 15% off any purchase of a custom! We will announce the winner at the end of this forum! Thanks!
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posting
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What is Love?
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>>28480652
Did the holocaust really happen?

Do you have any rifles that are certified jew killers or are they all just replicas?

Did Hitler do anything wrong? (besides losing)
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Hi Anonymous! thank you for your question! We have to post to an FFA dealer in your area if you order online! Have a great day and remember Mitchell's Mausers is YOUR source for all things Mauser!
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Hello again Anonymous! Thank you again for your interest in our products line! We would say "LOVE" is our Black Lightning model rifle and we'd love for you to take a look! Thank You!
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>>28480652

yeah why do you fuck up all your guns?

>MOAR CHROME
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>>28480652
Do you have any rifles used by labor camp guards?

Myself and some friends would be willing to offer significantly above market value if you have some with documentation
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BITCHELL'S MAUSERS
ITCHELLS
TCHELLS
CHELLS
HELLS
ELLS
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>>28480652
Why do you beat your wife? Do you enjoy molesting your grandchildren? How many of your rifles were used to slay Russians?
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>>28480652
Why do I touch myself at night?
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Hello once again Anonymous! Thank you for your interest in the history of the second world war! We ourselves are also big history buffs! That's why we focus on the fine German engineering of all the rifles we sell! We want to remind you that yes all guns are not toys! Please enroll in a hunters safety course or a shooting class before using our products! Thank you for your continued support!
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>>28480652
why didnt you finish the job?
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Why do you fuck up sacred weapons from the crusade against Bolshevism?
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Hi Donald, it's me, Anonymous. Do you sell the gun in this picture? Also what is the best way to keep someone at gunpoint without getting close enough for them disarm you but close enough to tie them up? For self defense obviously.
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We are very happy with all of the questions! We are glad to answer any questions from any other person as well so please post them here! For now we will return to our "superfan" Anonymous yet again!

We are proud of the materials we use to manufacture our rifles and we are glad you enjoy the "chrome" as well! We assume you are from Scotland with that "slang" term! Tally-ho!
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>>28480733
Shut up /pol/ we know you can't afford anything better than a nugget
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If you click on the number like this No. 2840753 you can respond to that post, it's easier than just reading and trying to figure out who you're replying to.
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>>28480787

Thank you for the advice Anonymous! In a show of appreciation for your tips we will answer another one of your fine questions!>>28480733 We would be happy to discuss this question over the telephone! I think we can help with your request! Please call 8002744124 during business hours and ask for Erik! Thank You!
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>>28480787
Thank you Anonymous! You are very active in this weapons forum. I will continue to answer any and all questions anyone has pertaining to weapons.
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Will Donald Trump make America great again?
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why did America allied with the communists rather than their fellow capitalists ?
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>>28480822

Hey there again, Anonymous! We are fans of the "other" Donald! He has always been a big supporter of ours as well! Thank you for your service!
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>>28480778 Hi Anonymous! If you have not heard of the "Rutten" defense system we recommend it! I'm not sure if he is putting on any seminars in your area but is is great stuff! No we do not sell that gun but we have many fine alternatives, may we suggest the Luger for Example! Thank you!
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How many niggers have you personally raped? Why would you stick your penis in a nigger? Are you into bestiality? What gun would you suggest for my dog to protect himself from bestiality and overzealous ATF agents?
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What in the world...

Ok, so how do I identify when my MM was imported/refurbished?

This is weird....
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Do you stock any russain mausers? My gun store has some for $150 dollars , but i think that they shoot some "54 RimFire" ammo. I said to them that I need .8mm russain mausers.
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>>28480871 Once again Anonymous thank you for your patronage! We mean no offense but if your "dog" can pass the background check (honestly no offense) we would recommend something with a scope to help him aim! We sell to all ethnicities so tell your "dog" to head on down, "dog"!
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>>28480878 Hello Anonymous! You sure are popular around here! This is a great question for pre-purchase! Just ask our sales representative for your preference! There is a small premium for matching serials, originals, etc. >>28480881 If you are in to the "Russki" type of firearm, we stock Mosin rifles as well! Happy hunting!
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>this thread
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Hello everyone here at Weapons can someone advise us how to send a personal message when we declare the winner this evening! The coupon code can only be used once and we want to make sure it goes to the right poster! Thank you! By the way we have time for more questions so please feel free to post away!
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Weapons we would also like to post a link to the website at some point and we want to know how to make a link with the comment box! If someone can help us with that we would appreciate it! Keep them coming! Thank you to our pal Anonymous as well!
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Honk
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>>28480908
Do U have a tactical line of mausers? I am in the market for a mauser that can accept rails, bipod, grip, scopes, lazer, and also cheek riser rest, muscle break, bayonet ,and FlashLight. Tactical Camo-flauge is also a pluss if you have that option. Thank you for reading my question MR Ronald.

>>28480941
I sent you Email. My email and contact is [email protected]
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>all these newfriends don't know about Mitchell's Mausers
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>>28481012
I am new and I have never heard of Mitchels Mausers. Does he come hear often?
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>>28480976 Greetings Chen! We have added you to the running for our e-coupon sweepstakes! If you have a question let us know!>>28480992Most of our rifles accept certain things you mentioned here, Anonymous, great questions! We do not offer camoflauge at this time.
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where did you get the mauser rifles to refurbish?
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>>28481041
I think you posted that picture on the wrong website. Reddit can be found at here:https://www.reddit.com/
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>>28481028 Hi again, Mr. "Anonymous"! We understand we need more brand recognition, and that is why we came here! We do not often come here but your questions have really got us going and we'd be happy to make this a biweekly thing if your owner thinks it could work!
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Hello,

This is President Barack Hussein Obama. Did you know you are selling military rifles to average civilians over the internet? I'm going to have to send the ATF after you.

Here's how you can rectify this situation:

<<<You must have a 4chan Gold Pass to read the rest of this post>>>
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Got any plans to offer repro WW1 Gew.98s?
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>>28481050Super question from you again! Perhaps the best on the board so far! Most of the riles are reclaimed from sources in the Balkan territories! >>28481061 Are you talking to yourself!
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>>28481066
I nominate this for top post, btw.
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>>28481087
How do you upvote on this sub?
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>>28481066 At least you are going by your true name! LOL! We don't have a "Gold Pass" but we will assume you are a jokester! >>28481077Hi satoru, we do not currently ship firearms to your country, but we appreciate the question either way!
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>>28481066
Hello sir sorry it took so long

>>28481084
Come with me you sick fuck I can't believe you're illegally selling fully bolt action nazi death guns to children over the internet, you're the reason I hate you gun nuts

I'm confiscating everything and giving them to my friends in the carte- er uh agency to keep safe
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>>28480652
so is it true your rifles are overpriced, mismatched bullshit?
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>>28481115
Good work agent. I'm writing the executive order as we speak. Let me get some tissues first, since my eyes have been watery for the past couple of weeks.
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I NEED FOUR MORE MAUSERS

CMOOON
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Once again if someone can advise us on the private message or link posting issues we would be grateful! >>28481115 I haven't seen humor like this since browsing compuserve, thank you! I still have messages like this on my cpu!
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>>28481130
Is MM ever going to carry any 7mm Mausers, like Spanish or Argentinian? What about ammo?
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>>28480652
is there anything you do to make sure the guns fire accurately ?
and do you recommend any particular type of ammo
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>>28481140 Hi Scoopman! We are mostly out of stock at the moment thanks to the holdiays as you will see on our webpage, but if you contact our sales representatives we do have a waiting list! Thank you! >>28481130 Hi Anonymous, we do mate serial numbers once in a while when firearms come to us incomplete! We can always arrange for matching models if you desire however! Thanks!
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>>28480652
WHY ARE YOU OF SELLING HOGSHIT MADE OF CAPTURE PARTS AT PRICE DOUBLE WHAT SHOULD BE?
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>>28481148 Anonymous, these models are occasionally sold face to face but not on our webpage. >>28481158 S&B is a great value for the buck!
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Pika pika!
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>>28481190 Thanks for checking in, poke master! We don't speak the language but we have a feeling you are interested in the e-coupon and you'll be happy to know that rat !EuFJupQN5k is in the running! Thank You!
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Personally, I admire Hitler and the National Socialist Party for standing up to the zionists. We like to think that the spirit of true German Industry lives on through our rifles.

Our motto:
"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."
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Hi again Weapons, we are trying to figure out how to get the e-mail address for our winner of the e-coupon drawing, we have a winner tonight and just need the e-mail for our winner! As soonas we get this squared away the code will be sent! Of course any tips would be good!
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Can you sell me a good Mauser that's below market price and hasn't been butchered by your goons?
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Whoops. just realized that I messed up this post >>28481231 this is me
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>>28481249
Here's one on the house.
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>>28480835
>We are fans of the "other" Donald! He has always been a big supporter of ours as well!
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>>28481249
Check the email archive, it's called /d/
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>>28481249
Just do this

<x>coupon code<x>

But instead of x write the winners name, only the person whose name you wrote can see it
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>>28481268 We clicked the link to your "archive" at the bottom of this page, dad had to leave the room! Not funny! >>28481261This is not us!
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>>28481274

<Anonymous>TestCouponNotReal<Anoymous>

Anonymous can you read this?
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If you're actually Donald from MM, provide a picture of your face while holding the time and date written on a piece of paper
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>>28481297
Yes

<donald>Hi friend<donald>
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>>28481299

We posted the picture of dad's face while holding the piece of paper! It said another image of the same type exists! Strange rituals you have here but we play along all the same!
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You don't have any cheese pizza, do you donald?
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>>28481310

<Anonymous>FORUMS15%OFF<Anonymous>

Please let us know that you received this message!
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>>28481354
got it

Thank you donald what was the post that won it for me?
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Hi everyone! Dad is calling it quits for the night! Anonymous is the winner and we sent the coupon code! Just waiting on confirmation! Thank you for your questions!
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>>28481346
kek
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>>28480652
If you are truly him then thanks for doing this.
Not very often you see an owner so enthusiastic and interested with his customers I appreciate that.
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>>28481366
what a crock of shit. lol
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>>28481361 We liked a lot of your questions, it is hard to choose just one. Probably the one about the sources of our rifles, but we had a chuckle about the one about making America great again! Thank you for keeping the forum colorful!
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someone should shoot you in your stupid face
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