>be in NJ
>get car jacked
>cant do anything about it because it is expressly illegal to use force to protect one's automobile
>try to get gun, have to find 2 references
>police send officers to my land lord and employer to tell them I applied for a gun
>get evicted and fired because of RINO landlord and employer
>am now homeless
>get arrested and am facing 18 years in jail for possession of a slingshot without a licence
>cannot own guns in NJ now because felony for slingshot ownership
Land of the free
Why would any sane non-puerto rican/non-Italian person live in that shithole called New Jersey?
The people there are annoying and gaudy as fuck.
Everytime one of you degenerates opens your mouth I want to squirt bleach inside in the high hopes of making you a mute. Your vocalizations are like fingernails on a chalkboard to the rest of our west coast ears.
Please stay in your containment state.
It's the equivalent of pic related.
The saddest part about this is that it is all true
>there is a la on the books in NJ saying it is illegal to use force to protect your car
>you need 2 references to get a gun licence
>Some towns do notify your employer and land lord and require you to name your employer as well as sometimes asking for your renters contract
>there is a law on the books that says owning a sling shot is punishable with up to 18 months in jail
Well you have a one in three chance of getting it right, since there isn't a million West Coast states like there is East. Most of the population is in California, so that's where anon probably is.
West Coast Master race here. We are your superiors because we speak the English language better than you, and we don't have that annoying accent. We are also laid back and calm vs. the mental crazy maniacs that reside in your state.
Fuck NJ and fuck NY. You couldn't pay me to visit either state and take a shit in the toilet. I'd fear the shit that came out of my asshole would greatly increase the value of whichever city I took it in and I'd have to charge you money for increasing the overall net worth of your state.
How can you people live in that italian and puerto rican infested shit hole? It's dirty, it's old, it's corrupt with crime, just pig disgusting.
I'm going to go take a shit in the toilet in a few hours....the overall value of my shit is worth 10x more than the entire state of NJ.
Everytime I hear one of you people open your mouths to speak, I literally cringe. Your accents are like fingernails on a chalkboard.
I'm actually cringing right now thinking about you people. Please stay away from the West Coast, you don't belong here, you won't fit in.
I remember I had to meet some douchebag from NY in a nice white city in South Orange County, CA. He had the most ANNOYING fucking accent ever. His voice was loud as fuck.
As I was sitting in Starbucks trying to talk to this guy, I could feel daggers coming out of the eyes of the other patrons in this store. This NY asshole would not shut his fat fucking mouth. When he got up to go to the bathroom, I overheard several customers say:
"Someone needs to tell that East Coast piece of shit to shut his fucking mouth."
I have never been more embarrassed in my life.
Me again. Now that I think about it....
EVERY SINGLE new yorker and new jersey-ian that I have ever met in my life, has been utterly and completely annoying to me.
Whether it's your accent or your mannerisms....you people stick out like a sore thumb in Orange County, CA.
You're gaudy, annoying, loud and boorish.
>mfw all Puerto Rican gun laws were struck down last year
>mfw Puerto Rico is probably more free than your state
>mfw the gang issues in San Juan are already lessening with people allowed to own and carry guns
>e. Certain weapons. Any person who knowingly has in his possession any gravity knife, switchblade knife, dagger, dirk, stiletto, billy, blackjack, metal knuckle, sandclub, slingshot, cestus or similar leather band studded with metal filings or razor blades imbedded in wood, ballistic knife, without any explainable lawful purpose, is guilty of a crime of the fourth degree.
It's only $2,900/mo. for a 2 bedroom apartment at Park Newport. Sorry to disappoint.
Sorry, can't hear you over the 75 degree weather, beautiful hot women and the glorious lifestyle.
Some thing in life you cannot put a price on.
>It's only $2,900/mo. for a 2 bedroom apartment at Park Newport.
>mfw a gigantic two story house in the best side of town is 1,600/mo with a gigantic yard and garage
Gulf Coast best coast, eat shit the lot of ya!
Idahoan here, same. Those fuckers keep moving up here expecting it to be just like the DPRC with less people then flip shit when they find out we're all gun toting conservatives as if it was some big secret.
>tfw moving out of this nightmare to Naples, Florida next week
Once you get south, or north and west you leave those new yorkers and meet the real blue collar jersey workers who are too poor to move out and are stuck here. We don't like being here, but we can't afford to move because our jobs pay us just enough to survive here but not enough to entertain getting out.
Find the guy who robbed you and kill him,
You must redeem yourself anon or your gonna have to an hero. You know what to do. DO IT FAGGOT.
Your legislature is run by democrats and it always will be. These laws were one the books before he took office.
They have since sent him more restrictive gun laws and he has vetoed them. This is what winning looks like in a blue state.
Now quit acting like such an entitled little faggot and thank your lucky stars that you live in a free-state.
Dude, he is right.
I'm East Coast, but lived on the West Coast too.Jersey and NYC are totalitarian shitholes that are defended by some fucked-up Stockholm Syndrome citizens.
Also pretty much every person from SoCal are cancer on America. Every asshole I met in OR and WA were SoCal. Pompous assholes that live in a fantasy world where they are Gods because lolCaliBro but they left because it sucks so bad.
Yeah, we don't consider the gulf coast folks as "Coasties" in the traditional sense, it's more the East and West 20 somethings that come with their parents money and love to play broomball and shit.