>how did he get diapers while he was deployed?
Please tell me that's not talking about what I think it is.
I wonder if that guy got any letters saying "Congratulations, you just destroyed your family history, as well as disgraced your father's legacy."
"Oh, and that gun was probably worth more than your fucking car."
Muldoon's got good instincts, but he's still no good on the velociraptor. While indeed covered in nasty claws and teeth, it's literally the size of a wild turkey or obese pheasant. No tough skin or bone, either. Buckshot will turn it into pulp. Try birdshot if you still want to eat it afterwards.
Deinonychus and Utahraptor being bigger than you though...yeah, I'd say 7.62xAnything will do
I thought magpul were not around in the 19th century
Hehe I was in that thread. OP delivered too
kek, god dammit. Me too, one time I was buried in my gf's chest. And I thought to myself, I can't wait for the USP9 I ordered to come through and she asked.
"Whatcha thinking about?"
"oh you know, happy thoughts"
"they better be about me"
"what else would I think about?"
I'm doing it wrong all the time.
>be me in two hours
>wife is picking me up from work, heading to a small shooting competition
>see her ass wiggle, while shooting prone
>thinking of double prone stages
>miss my own targets
>tfw trying anal play because I kind of like the slutty feeling it gives you
>still hurts but I kind of like it more that way
>I'm getting close but no where near to finishing
>remember my range has 30-150 rounds of free ammo (depending on the round/shell) for it's premium members
>cum instantly and a ton too from pure anal stimuli alone
But what is the actual answer?
>fuck off kirk or you're not getting any sausage this year
>not muh sausage
Is this what rural 'murrica is like? If so, can I move in please?
On one hand, I feel like if it were done respectfully, it'd be a lot like burying someone with their rifle. It's as much a part of them as anything, so it's better they take it to the grave with them than it be held in the custody of someone who doesn't give a fuck.
Surprised no one has brought this up yet. This thread was a goldmine.
>his dad used that gun to rid the world of tyranny
>used that gun to protect the constitution
>b-bbut guns kill
im not mad, im deeply deeply sad
Holy shit I need the bigger version of this because that's great
Careful with that, we really need to be reminded we're fucked up or we turn into total shitbags.
>A furry that's ashamed of what he is will be useful in order to atone for his sin.
>A furry that thinks his shit is acceptable is annoying as fuck.
Status quo is there for a reason.
Monster Monsune. The character is Polt the Kobold (and best girl)
I think he meant the actual photo anon.
I need more coffee.
Well, here are her measurements.
I laughed at it so it's okay
We can make a C thread if we like. Good to know the Polt army is festering away here, ready for violent revolution
>fuck off Kirk you're not getting any sausage this year
She's also 5,2 and with D cups, which makes them seem just ridiculous
Also ~5'2" and ~112lbs. Fucking short stacked.
Polt gets a free ride because she's a woman with some fine tiddies and an ass that could crack nuts.
You should consider steroid abuse or becoming a dwarf.
Or maybe both....
Yeah, and looking at Hitomi's boobpedia page her other measurements are pretty close to kobold girl's up there. So if you want to know what she would look like in real life, imagine a furry Hitomi Tanaka with smaller, firmer tits.
I know nothing about Mrs cyclops. Hell, I even stopped following monmusu after Cathyl was introduced. Just lost its appeal.
Sometimes /b/ makes good things.
>mfw a few american friends think I am hardcore for going out in a t-shirt and jeans at -9 Fahrenheit
Finland... Seriously wtf?
> this was made out an AK 47
> they are made out of aluminium
god damn it
that 1911 gets me every time
> that shitty welding
what do you call an unwanted pregnancy ?
>cousin deathly afraid of the dark
Next time I get stuck babysitting him I am doing this. His mother will probably murder me afterwards, but his father will probably buy me a beer if I film it.
This looks like very much a /k/ anime to watch. How is it?
Story wise: shit
My personal level of enjoyment: I FUCKING LOVED IT!
This is my RAIFU [AMV] special for /ak/
By story, do you mean narrative? Because this looks very much like a show that I should drop any pretense in it having one, save for it being high school gun girls doing things. Is it pretty much that? Gun girls doing things day-to-day?
>By story, do you mean narrative?
It's slice of life, in general most on here don't like that. It is high school gun girls doing things, while being cute as hell.
I had a smile on my face the whole time.
>the man thinks the teenager was just trying to scare him
>but the teenager seems to state otherwise
>everybody I've talked to thinks I'm nuts for wearing a polo and jeans while it's 2C outside
>comfortable inside temperature is 18C
>I get weird looks when I show up to class in my polo/jeans when it's been snowing
I guess I have to move to Finland or something?
[spoiler]I live in AZ so it doesn't tend to get much colder than -15C during the winter where I am[/spoiler]
Ofc I forgot to attach a picture and forgot that spoilers don't work on /k/
>Not going on patrol with best girl
How? Where? I NEED that in my life!!!
>using "insurrectionist" as a pejorative
.........are these people aware of how this country got started?
not /k/ and I might get b& but its worth
Good fucking job son.
>BALLS AND BONES BRIGADE ON THE MOOOOOVE
I really don't like what they did with Kuribayashi's design in the animu. It's nowhere near as charming.
I honestly agree, but none of the manga designs made it into the merch, so we must suffer for it. I hate what they did to Myuute as well
The army sure is getting quite dorky. I'm okay with this.
Not sure if this pic is more /ak/ or if it's /k/ humor, but here ya go.
Tio's best, fuck the rest.
huh, never saw someone spell rachnera like that but i guess its hard to type with so many dicks obfuscating your vison.
I'm sorry, but Polt really is the best you can get (but Tio is great taste).
Thought you were full of shit, but what in the fucking hell? He got his account back, and now they turned around and banned him again?
Fucking horse shit!
Never mind my post at >>28478862
God damn it! Why did you have to be right?
Not as /k/ related but still
>be fucking gf
>one day orchestral music starts playing it head, can't stop it but can reset and change it
>really complicated and fancy stuff, haven't heard it before either
>soon I'm composing in my head more than I am trying to have sex
>now any and every time I'm in a sexual situation music starts playing, even fapping
And apparently I got better because of it.
I like some of the porn, but not the lifestyle. No one knows I enjoy it who can link my fetish to me in any way. Then today my coworkers started talking about furries at lunch and I was trying to maintain an exactly average amount of interest and not sound knowledgeable about it in any way.
I have fraternity brothers that took me to a fur con just to people watch (Midwest Furfest), so my power level seems artificially high to most of my friends. Still doesn't help I beat to the porn...
>not muh sausage have a nice day
My dream has been to try to get either to the legion or to the USMC, and reading more and more about how they cant take any more people because they are at their limit and they are not allowed to expand makes me sad.
>let's not turn this rape into a murder
I'm so done
>watched the Finland-Russia game
>burst out with "CYKA BLYAD" when Finland scores like a minute into overtime
Most autistic thing I've done in a long time but I was mad as fuck that Russia lost to those snow elf bastards again.
bear is kill
also, OP learned bear meat is greasy
There was an article about a amateur beekeeper dying from electrocution via fence around the same time beekeeper anon stopped posting. I remember wondering if it was him.
Confirmed for shit taste.
>>28478796 gets it.
A wholly superior game and setting.
Spider tits is pretty good, but hoers pussy is the best.
b-b-but muh cute sniper cyclops
Terrible idea, unable to keep a second eye open for situational awareness, would have to keep the scope of the gun either angled to the side to be aligned with the eye or have the gun literally in the dead center of her face.
Betcha Kojima's new project is completely new now that he doesn't need to do a Konami sequel.
I'm sure, but I think the depths of his 'hate' for MGS is vastly overstated
He really genuinely seems to appreciate the fans, and their love of his works.
Do you think it'll be a spiritual successor to Snatcher/Policenauts?
Well, they had to make it more mass-market friendly. Including making the fights more boring.
His last post was a month ago; not at all a long time for a trip to go unseen. (Although, he never used a secure trip so there's no way of truly knowing whether it's him.)
He plead the fifth last time I asked how the bear was doing; I don't remember when that was. The archive shows him saying that he shot a bear. He also says that he THEORETICALLY did kill a bear with his ghetto fence.
For your perusal: https://desustorage.org/k/search/text/bear/username/Autist%20Bee%20%2Fk%2Feeper/
this man truly understands
>ctrl + f "suu"
>Can digest any organic matter
>Can absorb and detect poison
>Can read your thoughts with a touch
>Can turn water into a powerful healing liquid
>Can grow to massive size by drinking water
>Can shapeshift to accommodate any fetish
>Can quickly learn all your sexual preferences
>Doesn't judge you for your sexual degeneracy
Y'all a bunch of dumb faggots
>>is a child mentally
She matures if you give her enough water
Can easily reform
Won't object with to a 3-way then
>>you can't actually touch her
She can firm up
She can be thawed
>>tried to smother her host numerous times
Suffocation is my fetish
WHO SAID I WASN'T?!
>She matures if you give her enough water
Oh great, so I have to constantly hook her up to a fire hydrant just so she's on the same level as a girl who isn't shit
>Can easily reform
Good to know you ignored her profile.
>Won't object with to a 3-way then
Good to know you're basically pedophilia squared
>She can firm up
>She can be thawed
Great, again, putting forth more effort to make her equal when I could have fucked someone who wasn't shit in the first place.
>Suffocation is my fetish
Of course only a deviant obsessed with self harm could like her. I bet you like the spider too.
>Oh great, so I have to constantly hook her up to a fire hydrant just so she's on the same level as a girl who isn't shit
You can also dope her water with easy to obtain minerals to make her smarter/more mature, unless you're actually too poor to afford salt
>Good to know you ignored her profile.
She only disintegrates if you dunk her in a huge amount at once, an even then she can handle a few hundred gallons
>Good to know you're basically pedophilia squared
Good to know you're basically faggotry cubed
She is seen wearing clothes, meaning she can make her surface solid enough to prevent the material from going through her and has been shown lifting and touching other girls multiple times
>Great, again, putting forth more effort to make her equal when I could have fucked someone who wasn't shit in the first place.
None of the other girls have a noted tolerance for cold either, and Mia definitely is weaker to it
>Of course only a deviant obsessed with self harm could like her. I bet you like the spider too.
Greater risk means a greater reward, which you'd know if you had the balls to step outside your comfort zone. Also:
>Faggot can't appreciate legs when they're not in his ass
>You can also dope her water with easy to obtain minerals to make her smarter/more mature, unless you're actually too poor to afford salt
So I'm spending money on a product that comes broken.
>She only disintegrates if you dunk her in a huge amount at once, an even then she can handle a few hundred gallons
She started to dissolve when she touched rain, dumbass
>Good to know you're basically faggotry cubed
>She is seen wearing clothes, meaning she can make her surface solid enough to prevent the material from going through her and has been shown lifting and touching other girls multiple times
Sure, but she also explodes when struck forcefully
>Greater risk means a greater reward, which you'd know if you had the balls to step outside your comfort zone. Also:
Uh, no. A good investment includes no risks, but its good to know you're dumb AND broke.
>Faggot can't appreciate legs when they're not in his ass
Congratulations, this doesn't make any sense.
>So I'm spending money on a product that comes broken.
You'd be spending more on any of the other girls for shit like accommodations or food
>She started to dissolve when she touched rain, dumbass
Why would you leave your girl in the rain without an umbrella you inconsiderate shit?
>Sure, but she also explodes when struck forcefully
And could any of the other girls put themselves back together after getting hit by a truck?
>Uh, no. A good investment includes no risks, but its good to know you're dumb AND broke.
Then stick to your hand because every single one of the girls comes with some serious risk you spineless bitch
>Congratulations, this doesn't make any sense.
It means you are a faggot who can't appreciate a woman with great legs unless those legs are up your ass because you are a cock-hungry slut with a stretched asshole
>You'd be spending more on any of the other girls for shit like accommodations or food
No. Hell, if I had Polt or cera or even fucking tio they'd be paying for ME
>Why would you leave your girl in the rain without an umbrella you inconsiderate shit?
Cheaper than driving her to a lake and throwing her in. Gas is expensive.
>And could any of the other girls put themselves back together after getting hit by a truck?
The only stretched thing here is that joke, OH SNAP
>No. Hell, if I had Polt or cera or even fucking tio they'd be paying for ME
Oh, you're a fucking mooch then
>Cheaper than driving her to a lake and throwing her in. Gas is expensive.
Not if the truck crushes her skull
>The only stretched thing here is that joke, OH SNAP
It's 1 am and I'm running on 6 hours of sleep as of 18 hours ago, sue me
>Oh, you're a fucking mooch then
No, I'm giving them a lifetime supply of cum.
>Not if the truck crushes her skull
Don't be an oaf. Have you seen her face? She's got nails holding her head together. And besides, unlike suu, she'd be smart enough to dodge the fucking truck.
>It's 1 am and I'm running on 6 hours of sleep as of 18 hours ago, sue me
Cry some more, your suu needs the "minerals" so she won't act like an 8 year old. We're all sleep deprived here. I've been up for two days playing xcom.
And then the bartender's race is lost forever, and the traditions and values his people once held are destroyed. But hey, atleast the ebil natzes are gone, right?
Shit, i hope he is fine. I remember he posted the small greentext about taking his kid to the range and explaining to him how his son was concieved in the table right next to them. At least people claimed it was the same guy