I just got a job that allows its employees to open carry pistols on the property.
What's the craziest thing you can think of?
interviewer > "OP, where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
OP > /k/s internally
Bonus points if you carry the broomhandle around too.
Grab an AR15 with a sig brace and a barrel just under 16 inches, then get ATF approval for a colossal suppressor. It's essentially a rifle, but by definition is a "pistol." Everyone'll hate you, guaranteed.
Obviously pistol ak/ar with a sig brace/shockwave cheek rest and an AFG.
>just bein legal, officer
If you have to carry an honest to god "pistol" get a vz 61
Just carry something retarded.
Skorpion would be a funny option too
I would get a S&W .500 with a 5 inch barrel (6 inches is too big to cc, be realistic) and carry IWB. Or if you live in an NFA state a Serbu iwb would be badass.
Never acknowledge the 4 pound revolver in your belt.
Its not so easy to find, but a Cobray Ladies Home Companion in .45-70 would be hilarious.
Or if not sling a tec-9 or AK/AR pistol.
Or a Thompson Contender in the most ridiculous calibre you can find.
Or an m1 carbine pistol
I would rather chest hostler a S&W magnum model 19 or 29.
No need to get all retarded about it, get a snubby in something reasonable, like .500 s&w mag and be done with it
> Maximum Yeehaw
Two revolvers, one on each hip, and bullets in the belt. Cowboy boots and hat optional.
> Maximum Cowadoody
Modern plastic-bodied pistol (Glock, H&K, etc) on hip. Rifle with all the trimmings and a camp paint job slung on back. M9 bayonet slung on chest strap. Pouches everywhere. NVG optional.
Bufferless AR pistols look cooler than Dracos
It's just retail. No criminal record, nothing to disqualify you from having guns, not being a piece of shit, customer service is 90% of it nowadays.
I used to do some contract gunsmithing for a place that shut down. Neither of them knew a fucking thing about guns. One of 'em owned a pizza shop in town and the other was a former Manager at Gamestop. They thought they'd make paper on the Obama gun craze.
Shut down last year. Overpriced, didn't understand the industry, treated it like selling pizza and vidya games.
Works for the person that makes that one gun purchase (like a young family) but you can't retain customers with that shit, and that's your bread and butter.
OP, if it's not a Pink Desert Eagle in 50 AE with a 10 inch barrel, a Leopold Mark 4 HAMR in pink, purple rubber grips with a visible imprint of a dildo on them, and a flashlight annoyingly clipped onto the trigger guard...well, just don't come back ever.
two shoulder holsters, two hip, two lower leg
Hell yeah, /k/omrade
>also equally best waifu too
What if four attackers at even intervals of spacing attack you?
You never know
a cartridge lemat revolver
thunder 50 bmg pistol
600 nitro express revolver
a harmonica pistol
a duckfoot pistol
a mare's leg
c96 butchered to look like han solo's blaster
>Bonus points if you carry the broomhandle around too.
God fucking damnit are you actually this retarded? It's called broomhandle because its fucking grip looks like a broomhandle.
>Tapered-cylinder revolver carbine
I was actually wondering if this had ever been done.
What's it chambered in? Seems to me like this would be good for tapered or bottlenecked cartridges.
Dress like a pirate and carry a black powder pistol - preferably a dragon with a comically-excessive degree of flare at the muzzle.
>literally no obrez
Fucking new-/k/ sucks
What is that.
All of that.
And all the shit on that thing.
I must know.
Just because youre autistic does not mean you need to use an obscure russian word that isnt used in popular language in EITHER russian or english to say "sawed off"
Just say sawed off ptrs
For fuk sake
>being this fucking new
>being angry about being this fucking new
I remember when children used to lurk. Obrezd has been used in place of sawn off on /k/ for well over half a decade now.
You obviously a) don't know what you're on about and b) are the type of hurr durr 'murican who has a knee-jerk reaction when someone uses a metric measurement, because 'murica is too speshul to use a properly functioning system of measurement.
>not sexually identifying as polite french store attendant from the turn of the century
>a polite french GUN STORE attendant
>not mexican carrying dual pre 1899 pinfire cartridge Le Matte revolvers
>not having 5 velodoge bicycle guns in .22 centerfire strapped to various parts of your body
It's so stupid