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hey /k/, when should you tell a girl you're into guns?
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>>28458038

Within the first 3 dates. Don't go full sperg, just mention it casually and gauge reaction. Get it out of the way early
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>>28458038
Avoid problems later in the relationship and get it out into the open right away. Don't reveal your power level of course, but make it known.
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>>28458038
Never. If she's worth dating she'll already know. If she's worth marrying she'll be into them also.
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>>28458081
Redskull, that you?
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>>28458081
>If she's worth dating she'll already know
that doesn't make any sense.
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>>28458038
after the duct tape, before penetration.
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>>28458091
Yes it doesn't.

>>28458090
Nope, Red Dawn. I'm the last survivor of the Red war. I do miss Red Skull.
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nonononono don't open up the first date by admitting you've got an arsenal underneath your stairs, you gotta slowly open up the conversation first
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>>28458038
>hey /k/, when should you tell a girl you're into guns?
When it makes sense as part of a naturally occurring conversation or, if by some miracle, never comes up before you move in together, then you should probably mention it before she moves in.
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I told my wife (at the time 1st date) i was a ww2 firearms collector.

Then slowly converted her to full blown progun baby killer.

All because i owned 1 tokarev and a nugget (and 40+ assault baby rifles)
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gets awkward when she accidentally grabs your glock instead of your cock
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>>28458118
If my arsenal isn't underneath my stairs, can open up with it then?
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>>28458144
you married your wife before your first date?
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>>28458174
Can you not read?

>(at the time 1st date)
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>>28458105
>Duct tape
>Not hemp rope

Fucking pleb.
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I like to say one of my hobbies is shooting, usually they don't really go to deep into it and don't care.
Just gotta play it offf as a hobby and they won't think you are the gun nut that you are.
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They usually find out as soon as they come over. I swear pistols are the confetti of firearms. Practically impossible to put them all away at this point.
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When I say, "Don't turn this rape into a murder"
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Never gotten far enough with a girl to where that would even be an issue.
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>>28459239
>I like to say one of my hobbies is shooting, usually they don't really go to deep into it and don't care.

The same. I've been dating this girl for a while now. She's pretty liberal but some am I on most social issues. But guns came up. She wants me to part ways with them and I want her to learn to protect herself. Now during this week she seems to be considering her position on the matter.

I hosted a small party for her and her liberal -ish friends. I can't really remember how the subject came up but ended up having a friendly argument about pros and cons of AKs and ARs with this lesbian couple.. Had so fun that I actually broke out all the good stuff from my liquer stash.
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>>28459306
I Kekked
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>>28458038

Always caution: who is she? I want that she know that I am armed? If yes, why? The guns are mine, what is the problem?
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>>28458038
Open carry your rifle on the first date obviously.
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>>28458038
just show it to her if she wants to see it
and im not talking about firearms here
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>>28459365
>She wants me to part ways with them
did you laugh in her face and show her the door?
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>>28459552
Just told her it's not going to happen. Now it seems she's the one changing her position.
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Not until after the divorce.
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>>28458050
>within 3
>not doing it the first to make sure you dodge the wrong one

just literaly list it as one of your hobbies besides fapping to chink cartoons on the first date
ive dodged a lot this way
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>>28458038
hide your goddamn power level around normies.

Best case is a "party" setting where it gets brought up by someone else and you're "that guy who goes target shooting sometimes" instead of the most /k/ guy in the room slaying liberals with your irrefutable facts and statistics.

or "whats that in your closet" "my gun safe. I have a few target rifles for muh marksmanship" preferably well after she recognises you aren't a babykiller

>>28458081
>If she's worth dating she'll already know
god I love overcompensating southern grrlz. not every woman is infected with tumblr, most are normal... just not at college.
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>>28458038
this has worked for me
>out inna boonies shooting my beretta 92 and fishing
>get the wild hare to text this girl I had touched genitals with
>send her a instagram filtered pick of my sweet gun with the setting sun
>"check out my buddies sick gat I'm out fishing with my bro and he let me shoot it the absolute madman"
>lollllll thats awesome why didn't you invite me dick ;p

what are you doing dating tumblr feminists OP?
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>>28458146
Heh
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>>28458146
>>28459862
DICKGRIPS
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I just told her straight out. She laughed and we carried on like normal.
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>>28459797
psh casual

my fiancee shoot with me. not as diehard about it, but actually shoots better than me.

i would say find a /k/ girl. but that sounds horrible.
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>be kissless virgin
>have mouth herpes
It's like a cruel joke.
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>>28458038


I had "sport shooter" buried in the "interests" section of my online profile. No al qaeda selfies though.

First date it came out she was from Newton, so I had to sorta lay it out then. She didn't mind.

She's not into guns but she doesn't mind the safe and stack of them. She views it as "something dudes fuck around with".

So I guess

Tell early.

(one such first date from a online thing the girl derisively asked "why do you need so many guns?" I said "some reason why people get a lot of tats I guess." She had several visible tats. We did not go on a second date.)
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First date gun date, but then again I live in Arizona.
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Currently trying to think of ways to get my gf from California/Chicago (yes both) into funs.
She's into /out/doors but she seems touchy around guns.
I'm thinking I can go the Fudd route with her.
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>>28460657
Are you sure your not confusing herpes with canker sores?

>inb4 autisim and AKTUALLYs
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>>28460657
>>28460747
Oral HSV1 is pretty common.

Genital HSV2 is the shit you don't want.

Ideally, no HSV is the best.
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I used to have a friend's with benefits from work.
I took her shooting and then fishing first time we hung out. Got laid that night.
Try to take her shooting on the first or second date. But have something planned afterwards in case she doesn't have a whole lot of fun.
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You let her know as soon as possible.

My girlfriend (before we started dating) asked me why I had an empty holster on at school.

I told her if there's a shooting at the school and I die with an empty holster it might mean something or whatever. ( I was kinda kidding but we never hear about it in the news. )

She laughed and then we got coffee and started dating soon after.
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>>28460752
HSV1 can kill you tho.
HSV2 can't.
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>>28459365
>She wants me to part ways with them and I want her to learn to protect herself.
That's the best response I've heard yet. Most go something like:
>dump her, lel
Thing is, not everyone is born understanding firearms. Offer to teach them.
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>Have super hipster lady friend
>She loves shooting
>Somehow get to choose 2

It all worked out senpai.
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>>28459797
>Hide your power level
Unless you're a terribly shitty person, this is a dumb idea. If you wants non-gun owners to leave us alone you need to be a good representative of gun owners, which means people have to know you own guns.
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>>28459797
>southern girls
Are quite often dumb as rocks.
No, they are not as likely to be a tumblrite feminist bitch, but when they ask you to stop using overly long words like "obvious" and "incindiary", even when reading them out of a book, it's painful and saddening.
Source?
I live in Alabama.
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>>28458038

Tell her offhandedly that you have a crippling furry porn addiction. Then explain you were just kidding but you do enjoy firearms. Guns will be a non issue compared to anything else after that.
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>>28461969
My nigga.
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>>28458038
>would you like to come up to my room?
>guns everywhere
When it's too late to run, OP.
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>>28458038
Due to my work schedule I mostly date online. That said, I mention that as part of my dating profile. Helps to keep the "liberal" types out.
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>>28458038
Pretty much right away. I just mentioned it without sperging out since I knew she's not into it like I am. The conversation moved off the subject quickly.
I got mine into it through nice pellet rifles. She even shoots without me sometimes. She's more likely to bring up gun stuff in a conversation than I am now days.
She's not really into loud guns as much, but she still gets a kick out of clobbering gourds etc with the psl etc.
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>>28461792
You live in the stupid part of Alabama. Come hang out in the 205 we'll find you someone not retarded.
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>>28458736
dude weed lmao
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>>28458081
My wife got into shooting because she thought it would put her in a better position to date me. She was right.
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>>28461792
All my family is in the 256 I know well your pain
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>>28458038
after the roofie starts to kick in, but before it knocks her out
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>>28461997
>she has a gun tatoo on the back
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>>28458038
Your first line should be "hi, I'm anon, I own guns"

Saves ya a ton of trouble
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>>28460763
Did you have fucking autism. She's probably ugly.
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>>28461792
Try not to talk like a pretentious prick maybe.
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>>28460727
Javelinas don't count as grills, silly Jose.
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>>28460730
Have her read Ed Abbey imo
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I've only brought it up during the downtime between sex.
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>>28461969
What if she gets excited when you mention you have a crippling furry porn collection because she thinks she found a kindred soul?
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>>28461997
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>>28458038
Took my current gal to the range for our second date
She liked my big funs and didn't like the .22 because "it felt weak"
I may have found the one anons
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>>28460763
That's actually a good point dude
Could send a message
I know 2nd funners would use it
Had this student been armed he could have defended himself
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>>28462352
>don't talk like a pretentious prick
They asked me about a sentence they'd just read, and it included those words.
They wanted to know what they meant so I told them.
>>28462262
Fucking sucks, bro.
I'm moving eventually though.
>>28462177
I live probably five minutes from the NASA Davidson(?) flight center.
The woman who babysat me growing up (I moved here when I was three) was married to one of the guys who worked on the fuel for the Saturn five.
Only two of my friends fathers where working on something not involving rockets, or a defense program growing up.
This is the smart area man, southern women just have a high tendency to be dumb as fucking rocks.
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>>28461716
>snow
>puffball winter jacket
>no show or no socks
wat.
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>>28458038
after i stick my dick in her so she thinks im weird and leaves me alone after i bust a nut.
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>>28462440
what, are you running like a Gazelle?
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>>28458105

rape jokes, always funny
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>>28462936
The snow was slightly unexpected and there wasn't much of it. It was a bit chilly for her though so I had her throw on the puffer I keep in my car.
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>>28459874
Not wanting to jerk off your gun every time you pull the trigger.
Get gud.
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>>28461969
Shit man, I told my female friend I was a furry. She couldn't care less.
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>>28462352
enjoy your niggerspeak jamal
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Don't. Its easy if you are well organized.
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>>28458038
...At the start of the relationship, probably? Why would you hide that if it could cause friction down the line? If she's not okay with it at all, she's probably not right for you.
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