If you asked 100 women, would they give a blowjob to a Marine or Army?
This is important.
I'm a woman and I'll be brutally honest:
Marines have too many diseases.
Army has too many black guys.
I'd prefer Navy, if only because the average shippie could probably give me pointers.
Assuming you actually are a woman....
Airforce would be your best option. As someone who has been deployed with Sailors for 8 months, I can personally tell you that those bastards do nastier shit in port and underway than any Marine I've seen.
The only thing I know for a fact is my seniors were on a MEU and the other guy walked in on a Thai hooker eating his butthole out while he was jerking it.
When the one told the story the other (rimjob guy) punched him yelling "that's supposed to be a secret!"
>basing your choice of military branch on which is more likely to get you a beej
Guess who is getting blown
>go to Thai bar
>3 buddies an I sit at table with tablecloth
>whore crawls under table
>play poker and drink beer
>try not to make a face when she's blowing you
>I made a face when I came
>I had to buy the next round and the next girl
>po2 says meet me at the bar when you get off ship
>get there, get lit
>he shows up hour or 2 later
>go to high five, stumble, miss hand
>slap his pec, shirt had a pocket
>low pop and squish noise
Turns out he got some kind of wax hand job where they pour melted wax on the tip and jerk it. She twisted it off after they were done and she out it in his pocket.
>Approaching bar with wax pocket PO2
>"Bet ya $20 I can get a girl suckling my dick within 20 seconds of walking in."
>he pokes a $20 bill through his pants zipper and walks in.
>didn't even make it past the entryway
>she's already pulling that thing out with her face and going
>hfw I paid for his bj
The water fest was literally like Asian mardi Gras but with paint. Always shake hands with their crotch, it can save you some questionable situations.