LEO and sheepdog thread III%ers welcome too

>>28425866

Well no, but I'm happy that somone is there to shoot at random civilians on my behalf so I don't go through the emotional process of being a maniac murderer.

But maybe that's just me eh?

>>28425906
Baiting this early anon?

>>28425906
Shouldn't you be blaming disney some more for nobody liking your movie Quentin?

Fuck yeah, LEO for 15 years, these fucking civvies don't know how much we do for them.

>>28425866
Sheepdog here, even if people hate me for it, I'll still protect them, that's why they're sheep.

>>28426098
No they don't. They're all wah wah wah, until some felon is trying to kick in their door and they suddenly become pro police.

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>>28426098

Are you guys posting while working?

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>>28425866
That quote is meant for soldiers and special forces, not for pumped up security guards with inferiority complexes.

>>28426145
Fucking pedo, I hope you get lynched

>>28425866
I thought Winston Churchhill said that.

Anyone else think of bears when he says rough men?

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The whole "sheepdawg" thing is pretty cringy. I just like to drive fast and take people to jail.

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>>28426145
>soldiers and special forces
That is demonstrably not true. Read more Orwell.

>>28426201
"never trust a quote from an internet image macro on a cambodian shadow puppet board"
- Adolf Hitler

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>>28427133

Christ alive, Phil. I hope one of these nice LEOs accidentally blasts you while you're blowing him and then goes on paid leave and nothing else is said about it

>>28427124
Exactly, shits legit. Nothing cooler than lawfully restricting someone's freedoms.

>>28425866
Support all of you keep doing your thing boys!!!!

>>28426118
>dindu kicks in my door in middle of the night
>arise violently and grasp pistol
>check for human shapes in the dark
>with one shape rightly behind me in relation to the front door, get out of bed and onto ground
>begin firing rounds through the wall into the hallway area
>reload
>apologise to human shape behind me
>go back to bed, I'll clean up the mess when I wake up
>cops wake me up 48 minutes later asking about the dead home invader/s
Pro-police, lol

>>28427124
This x 1000
How hard into drive fast and take people to jail?
Am I disqualify because 4chan?

>>28426118
What? We shoot them and call your faggot ass for a report. Meanwhile youre on the nice part of town writing tickets for going 11 over.

>>28425906
It's not just you. I'm glad someone else gets to shoot people with a body cam on so I can watch it and not deal with the legal system.

>>28427192
Umm there are multiple cops in this thread what do you think. Work on those problem solving skills

>>28427227
Sorry, I learned in college that if you want to join a discourse community, you should try to emulate their existing discourse. Since cops tend to ask a lot of stupid questions they already know the answer to, I thought it might help me relate. Guess I overshot it a bit.

>>28426098
>these fucking civvies
You are a civilian as well.

The word you are groping for is 'citizen.'

>>28427259
That was a lot of setup for a mediocre joke

No but I am a guy taking the Chicago Police exam in April. Fun times ahead.

>>28427124
Truth at last.

I hate resorting to le tiny penis maymay, but what exactly do you pigfuckers think that tin badge on your faggot chest compensates for?

>>28425866

No, I sleep peacefully at night, cause I know only I am responsible for my own safety, have taken the measure to continue that safety.

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>>28426098
>have a friend whos a super liberal
.talks shit about cops a lot, how everyone but him is racist and we owe everyone a blow job because white males are the worst
>he came from a fairly rich white family in the suburbs mind you
>driving back from a party, this dude whos GF my other friend kept hitting on is following us
>flashing his lights and signaling us to pull over
>lib friend starts panicking "CALL THE COPS, SOMEBODY CALL THE COPS ILL PARK IN A PARKING LOT WHERE THERE ARE PEOPLE"
>we pull over, angry BF follows us and gets oiut of his car
>we tell him we called the cops, he shouts some stuff and leaves
>3 cruisers show up, libfriend openly says to their face how bored they must be to come out here, all 3 cruisers like that
>whole ride back he makes fun of them for being useless and having nothing to do but send an army down for nothing

Im not even one to love or hate cops but for fucks sake

>>28428782

You need to work on writing coherently.

>>28428949
well fuck me and the bottle of Hennessey in my lap

>>28427299
Holy kek

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>>28425866
>tfw getting promoted to detective next month
I wonder how much the chief will get on my ass

>>28428552
B8
8/8
Stai8ment is
Str8
Ir8
And full of
H8

>>28429001
If he doesn't demand your badge daily I will be so mad

>>28428949
I understood the gist of the story, but I'll have to agree.

>>28426098
>volunteers for job
>gets paid with taxpayer dollars
>gets extra special privileges
>calls people civies

You're a public servant faggot it is very appropriate to be criticized by the people who pay your salary. Nobody owes you shit.

>>28425866
>implying Orwell (a socialist) is talking about cops
I hate when people quote orwell without knowing he was a fucking red. Not a bad thing but dont nisuse his quotes

>>28429340

Bull fucking shit you piece of shit ungrateful NIGGER

>>28426098

Thank you for protecting the community. Stay safe out here and don't listen to what the fatbodied libertardian virgin SOF-wannabe operator cosplayers of /k/ have to say about ANYTHING.

>>28429562
>Bull fucking shit you piece of shit ungrateful NIGGER
well he is right, nobody is drafted into the police department, they are there to protect and *serve. they work for us, they need to answer to us.

>>28429020
No b8, fuck cops

fuckin piece of shit second class civies think they are police because they buy a gun. They have no idea whats it takes to become an LEO. Best part of my job is being able to give these scum tickets all day long on the freeway. an NRA or any gun company sticker on their car makes me almost instantly pull them over for speeding or whatever else i can think of hahaha

>self-righteous circlejerking, the thread

Don't need sheepdogs if you've got horns.

>>28429667
I know this is parody, but the cops in my area legitimately act like that

>>28428078
>Fun times ahead.
Here. Bookmark this blog if you want to know what you're getting into:

http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

>>28429732
its the CHP embodiment

>>28425866
>muh sheepdawgs
>muh ebil wolbes
>dose wolbes? they cant be wolbes. they got badges on like other sheepdawgs!

>>28429738
>http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

Thanks, yeah I've been visiting his blog for a little while now. Deff an eye opener to the little bs .

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>>28429667

LOL, glorified metermaids think they're special. AYLMAO.

>>28428782
Why did he want to pull over in the first place?

>>28432935
probably to fight, he seemed upset

>>28429340
Actually, tax payers dollars hardly pay for what they do. Its all about the donators, man. That's why you sometimes see rich fags getting a pass, because they give so much to the department, that losing that money would mean losing your job.

Tax payers probably pay for 40-60 % of their paycheck. Hell, they dont even get paid enough, I think. I know I dont as a security guard. And all I do is interact with drunk people fucking begin a garbage can.

Wew III%

>>28425866
honest question, between local cops (from county, to city) to state police to Federal agencies who has the better
>training
>advancement opportunities
>co-workers
>pay
>jobs (specifically in terms of investigation units and their variety)
>retirement, pension and benefits
specifically asking LEOs. If you could go back and do it again knowing what you know, what would you do differently and are there any things that can benefit a CJ student?

>>28427124
>I got a star on my car and one on my chest

What's the best story you can tell about pulling someone over? Also don't tell the one about me spilling spaghetti showing my insurance out of my phone screenshot gallery.

>>28433062
Donators?
Isn't that a massive conflict of interest?
you would never see that shit in Australia.

>>28425866
>LEO
I appreciate they job they do in keeping my community safe, and pay them well to continue doing it.

>Sheepdog
Nutnfancy pls go

>III%er
Most of the guys who openly call themselves this are cringe as fuck, but yeah I think I would count myself as one. Always learning more shit and getting in touch with people who will help if the federal government continues to become more degenerate and authoritarian

>>28426118
Go fuck yourself, I carry a gun every day. You think I need your fat ass protecting me from bad guys?
I'll give you this though, it's always funny as fuck when you pigs kill or beat the shit out of minorities.

>>28433380

Club fed all the way.

>>28435324
Uh, yeah, you do. There's nothing stopping private citizens making "contributions" to departments of the govt in australia, so long as correct procedures are followed.

I say this AS an australian. We're just as fucking corrupt as the US, take those rose tinted glasses off, cunt.

>>28425866
>these threads
30% people pretending to be nigger cops
30% actual nigger cops
30% people calling cops niggers
10% cops acting cool
why dont you take your shit thread to /pol/ or a board where its actually related

>>28435406
>III%er
>Most of the guys who openly call themselves this are cringe as fuck, but yeah I think I would count myself as one.

This. I'd have no problem lacing up and fighting if stuff got bad but most "3 PER WE FIGHT TYRANNY" guys are the ones that get a smirk at the range and have social media profiles full of personal info, their gun serial numbers, and post EDC pics to Twitter.
Not to mention shitty memes every time Obama doesn't worship Christmas or Netanyahu, and lots of pro LEO/Military stuff.
Who exactly do these people think they'll be fighting against next time there's a war on Thanksgiving?

>>28433380

I'm not a LEO, but I'm pretty sure that the feds get more funding than anyone else, so I'd best most of those criteria have feds at the top.

>>28426098
>LEO for 15 years, these fucking civvies
and I think this right here represents a significant chunk of the problem with American police forces.

Police officers are civilians as well, it's unfortunate that not many seem to hold themselves to a higher personal standard as their job literally demanded of them since long ago.