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Look new carry rock. Very good for kill. Weigh 20 pebbles. Show your rock.
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>>24652004
>using rock
>not using RIP spear

it's the last spear you'll ever need
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>>24652004
>20150BC
>still carry rocknade
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>>24652020
My sides have left cave
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>>24652020
>>24652022
I upgrade rock. Rock 2.0 better?
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oogah boogah

>he still carry rock
>3.9 million BC

me hope you don't do
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>>24652020
>using four prong
it like you want one stab
gib me a heavy hit'nstick any fire god
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>>24652043

WHY YOU WANT STICK FOR ROCK?
NOT GOOD ENOUGH AS PICK UP FROM GROUND?
YOU THINK NEED MAKE BETTER?

ROCK IS FINE
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>>24652043
Why do you NEED more than a 10 thumb handle? Assault clubs should be for warriors and chieftains only.

You'd be fine with just a hunting sling, berrypicker!
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me keep many small rock in bag
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>>24652020
Caved in. Bought spear. Spear good. Spear better then rock.
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...didn't we have this thread last night.
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>>24652043
Why you need stick grabby thing? Only cave bandit need that. You have small loin.
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>this thread
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>>24652144
Stick make hammer. Hammer multi-purpose. Stone less use than hammer.
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where should migrate for best spear law? Dianne Feinstone try take spear AND rock
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This thread rocks.

Also, rocks don't kill people.
Neanderthals with rocks kill people.
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>>24652103
>assault club
Is not assault club. Assault club have select-rock. You thinking only assault hitter.
Assault hitter tricky term make up by Feinstone to scare, only talk about scary-look part of stick but actually swing same as old fudd club.
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Any ughanon use bag-sand? What you mix with?
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not carry pocket rock powder

no matter how big other rock, cant hit what cant see
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>>24652138
we've had this fire circle for three sunsets now
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FIND NEW KILL STICK. need to sharp though.
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>>24652214
you right
rock weigh 9 stone good way to distract
rock weigh 45 stone one swing put Tystone dead on ground me tell you hwat
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You all the stupid. you no need rock or fancy speak. You just need big stick. big stick make big hurt easy.
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My Rock and beat your puny rock, if you smell what the Rock is cooking.
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>>24652254
>9mm
>45mm

>imagining a 45mm carry cannon
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>>24652283
You like big stick cause your stick is tiny. Har har har. Little stick.
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>>24652283
Joe Bistone leave cave.
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>>24652188
>Feinstone
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>>24652317

Big crushy rock better than small hitty rocks.

ha ha, just 9 rock
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>>24652004
Dinosaur egg from T-Rex Cafe.
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>>24652188
>Feinstone
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>>24652343
Did you put in butt?
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>>24652313
Me no want take rock. Me just say me no need rock. Big stick do job of rock better for me. Kill many.
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Me make shooty stick now. shooty stick superior to rock or spear or hammer. shooty stick greatest ever.
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>>24652253
thats for wheat, pleb
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>>24652371

cave ninja
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>>24652371
shooty stick for far away. What do when close? Rock.
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Look at cave painting! Me found way to throw spear farther!
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>not using projectile rock
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> 0 a.d. - 20,000
> not making sharp rock with other rock
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>>24652396
shooty stick come with little spear.
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why no use fire stick? fire stick scare away saber tooths and make see better in dark, also can be used to hit things and make more fire.
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>>24652402

ugh heard you like stick

so ugh put stick on stick
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>>24652421
Shooty stick shoot flaming shooty stick. see?
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>>24652371
Too many parts move. Unreliable and hard clean and upkeep.
Pick 47 rock. Throw 47 time at uggthug.

Make less hit, but it work and ungathunga thug dead.
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>>24652456
then fire be far away, how you use to see if far away?
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>slow rocks
>not fast woods

It like you want mud skin neanderthugs to penetrate brown hole while reach for big slow rock
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>>24652371
imagine the first motherfucker who made a bow
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>>24652297
rock cannot cook because rock is not fire
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>>24652506
fire rock can make fire.
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>>24652497
I invented this thing you call bow. i dont need to imagine
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>>24652125
>mysides.stonecarving
get load of this gatherer
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>one night many moons ago, Gug and I go into woods to find deer
>camp for the night, feel something watching me and gug
>wake up the next day and Gug talk funny
>gug make noises like me
>go back to camp and gug doesnt recognize wife
>next moon, wife of gug talk funny too
>one sunrise later both gug and wife are gone

what happen to gug? he was my best friend
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>>24652456
shooty stick do nothing throwing stick with more diameter no do better

any stick can be made flaming

would rather have 45 pebble spear man stopping power than have to shoot many 9 pebble stick from shooty stick

have seen big unga take 3 shooty stick to chest and still clobber stupid shooty man
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>>24652528
fire rock does not really make rock fire, it has to be hit with shiny, sharp rock to make fire.
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>>24652421
use fire. melt rock. make sharp stabby thing. much better. move civilized
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>>24652636
oooooo i tried this i made shiny sharp rock thingy
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>be at local rock cave
>me look for new carry rock and rock pouch
>warchief want two smooth shell for Horse compact rock
>want five shiny pebble for Norockske atlatl handle
>want 1 and half mammoth tusk for Sig Saurus rock
>mebetbignosetribedidthis.smokesignal
>ask warchief if he carry Rock Island Armory
>he say yes
>show me RIA obsidian
>edge decent, knapping on grip need work though
>how much want
>five eagle feather
>FIVE EAGLE FEATHER
>me turn 360 degrees and club warchief in face
>tribe guards called
>they ask why do
>show them price
>they laugh and tell me I do work of Sun Spirit
>they sacrifice warchief's wife and children to please Spirits
>we hunting buddies now
>me head when
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>>24652636
never will happen, you watch too much future drawings
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>>24652657
and poor cave dwellers call it magic. pfft
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>>24652631
stopping power work against unga, not work against mammoth or tiger

shooty fire stick scare animals, good for guarding cave
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>>24652125
DUNG FACE STONE HOARDER LIKE YOU REASON GOOD STONE SO HARD TO FIND

Spend much time of light searching river

only one good stone

always find many stone here seasons ago
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I mamke rock shooty thing. It shoot big rock. Go boom.
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>>24652622
would no worry about it.
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>>24652699
How go boom? You cant make boom, only lightning god make boom
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>>24652636
magical be bad, you offend sun, sun no like "civilized" sun no give blessings if offend it.
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>>24652699
how do the rock go boom? spirits? what are round things? looks silly
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>>24652695
selling rare 22 weigh stone only 3 seashell

chief obama hoard other stone trade fast
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Use powdered burn tree and yellow crystal crushed. It go boom.
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>>24652706
NO LISTEN HIM, HE WALK SKIN
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>>24652699
>>24652719
>>24652736
>>24652754

Use powdered burn tree and yellow crystal crushed. It go boom.
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Me order dinosaur dildo from Rock Enterprises one moon ago.

Will make campfire to show you unwrapping from fur soon.
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Should I worry about tribe that worships goddess Isis? Chieftain Obongo says they're dangerous and wants to send our warriors to their desert.
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>>24652622
Gug just migrate to warm lands. No need to get itchy skin.
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>>24652783
Obongo dumb chief, Isis is peace goddess.
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>>24652125
Why you need so many rock for hunt one caribou? I say chief outlaw high capacity bag, few dead when mass stone campfire gathering.

>>24652371
Why make tacticool shooty stick when cave painting prove most rival tribe confront in less than ten step?
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>>24652699
I make rock shooty smaller. For carry. Carry rock shooty.
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naw but really i wish i was a teenager in 750 BC

brb dinosaurs everywhere
brb cave sloots that put out whenever I want
brb alpha weapons like spears
brb hitting music festivals with my boys to listen to tiesto while showing off our aesthetics
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>>24652775
unga be sniffing land crack steam
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>>24652806
Use hand wipe ass tribe man detected
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>>24652814
you have spirits in you, spooky spirits, like those who walk with the skin.
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>>24652754
Boom is silly. spirits not approve.
carry rock. do not throw rock. is silly. what do when rock fly and miss? only can die.
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>>24652821
me think he eat with left hand. if you know what me mean
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There no rocks in river this hot time.

Me thinks it is big nose tribe.
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>>24652856
>what if rock fly and miss
Ug-non, what if me carry...TWO rock??
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>>24652816
>750bc
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>>24652876
You smart ugg. carry 2 rock is good. better than boom or throwing stick
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>>24652876
two rock? what you trade to get two? me can only get one. me think ppl store many rock and leave none for others
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>>24652043
mallninja, rock is fine
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>>24652863
>be hunting with soul brother
>brother go to poo in bush
>Oga no there is saber teeth here
>he comes back
>catch deer with rock to head
>come back to cave
>eat with tribe
>soul brother eat with left hand
>ohskyspiritsno.cavepainting

We no soul brothers now.
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>>24652868
Big nose tribesman try to convince me to give him my deer hide so he can give deer hide to someone else, and in one moon he give me deer hide and a rock.
He call it "banking"
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>>24652908
Use rock. kill Ug with rock. take his rock. now have 2 rocks.
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>>24652922
top kek
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9 ounce rock enough to kill a small Tyroneasaurus rex.
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>>24652929
Where does rock come from? Something wrong with big nose tribesman, maybe walker of skin?
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>>24652908
Rock worth what hunter willing give.
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>>24652950
what is ounce. Is ounce like pebble?
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>>24652950
you make funny. is no small tyroneasaur. tyronesaur big, strong. come at you with much fury. only big angry god kill tyronesaur.
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>>24652963
Ounce sounds like noise made when kick toe on big rock. 9 ounce is 9 toe-kick-rocks.
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> mfw no hasspear qt
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this ugly man always tell me how to do thing but he don't know our way of doing thing
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>>24652986
show him how you do thing and he see that your doing thing is better than his

rock him if he not agree
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>>24652029
>>24652484
>>24652606
>>24652661
>>24652669
I don't even remember having sides
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