Look new carry rock. Very good for kill. Weigh 20 pebbles. Show your rock.
>not using RIP spear
it's the last spear you'll ever need
Why do you NEED more than a 10 thumb handle? Assault clubs should be for warriors and chieftains only.
You'd be fine with just a hunting sling, berrypicker!
Caved in. Bought spear. Spear good. Spear better then rock.
...didn't we have this thread last night.
Is not assault club. Assault club have select-rock. You thinking only assault hitter.
Assault hitter tricky term make up by Feinstone to scare, only talk about scary-look part of stick but actually swing same as old fudd club.
not carry pocket rock powder
no matter how big other rock, cant hit what cant see
You all the stupid. you no need rock or fancy speak. You just need big stick. big stick make big hurt easy.
My Rock and beat your puny rock, if you smell what the Rock is cooking.
Me make shooty stick now. shooty stick superior to rock or spear or hammer. shooty stick greatest ever.
Look at cave painting! Me found way to throw spear farther!
> 0 a.d. - 20,000
> not making sharp rock with other rock
why no use fire stick? fire stick scare away saber tooths and make see better in dark, also can be used to hit things and make more fire.
Shooty stick shoot flaming shooty stick. see?
>not fast woods
It like you want mud skin neanderthugs to penetrate brown hole while reach for big slow rock
>one night many moons ago, Gug and I go into woods to find deer
>camp for the night, feel something watching me and gug
>wake up the next day and Gug talk funny
>gug make noises like me
>go back to camp and gug doesnt recognize wife
>next moon, wife of gug talk funny too
>one sunrise later both gug and wife are gone
what happen to gug? he was my best friend
shooty stick do nothing throwing stick with more diameter no do better
any stick can be made flaming
would rather have 45 pebble spear man stopping power than have to shoot many 9 pebble stick from shooty stick
have seen big unga take 3 shooty stick to chest and still clobber stupid shooty man
use fire. melt rock. make sharp stabby thing. much better. move civilized
>be at local rock cave
>me look for new carry rock and rock pouch
>warchief want two smooth shell for Horse compact rock
>want five shiny pebble for Norockske atlatl handle
>want 1 and half mammoth tusk for Sig Saurus rock
>ask warchief if he carry Rock Island Armory
>he say yes
>show me RIA obsidian
>edge decent, knapping on grip need work though
>how much want
>five eagle feather
>FIVE EAGLE FEATHER
>me turn 360 degrees and club warchief in face
>tribe guards called
>they ask why do
>show them price
>they laugh and tell me I do work of Sun Spirit
>they sacrifice warchief's wife and children to please Spirits
>we hunting buddies now
>me head when
I mamke rock shooty thing. It shoot big rock. Go boom.
Me order dinosaur dildo from Rock Enterprises one moon ago.
Will make campfire to show you unwrapping from fur soon.
Should I worry about tribe that worships goddess Isis? Chieftain Obongo says they're dangerous and wants to send our warriors to their desert.
Why you need so many rock for hunt one caribou? I say chief outlaw high capacity bag, few dead when mass stone campfire gathering.
Why make tacticool shooty stick when cave painting prove most rival tribe confront in less than ten step?
I make rock shooty smaller. For carry. Carry rock shooty.
naw but really i wish i was a teenager in 750 BC
brb dinosaurs everywhere
brb cave sloots that put out whenever I want
brb alpha weapons like spears
brb hitting music festivals with my boys to listen to tiesto while showing off our aesthetics
>be hunting with soul brother
>brother go to poo in bush
>Oga no there is saber teeth here
>he comes back
>catch deer with rock to head
>come back to cave
>eat with tribe
>soul brother eat with left hand
We no soul brothers now.
this ugly man always tell me how to do thing but he don't know our way of doing thing