Recent acquisitions thread

>>24628711
5000 B.C
Not having good feel handle on carry club...
That not smart.
Also, what is weight of club? 45 rocks for hit harder an kill dinosaur? Or only wimpy sad 9 rocks for quick beating dinosaur away and running like chicken.

>>24628711
>why you need such big club?
>extended rock-grip? you wanna club aerodactyl? you madcaveman

cavewomendemandaction.cavepaint

>>24628935
But it not like war club, war club have spikes and carry rope; this club not have that. This Carry club, not war club

>>24628935
>cavewomen
>having a say in ANYTHING
get a load of this gatherer

>>24628945
My brother make club with rope handle braided like hair of cavewoman. We throw him in biggest pit.

>>24628977
Dumb bundle of sticks.
He think that good idea? Why not paint club pink too, while he at it.
I bet I like fuck horses too.

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>>24628711
That gourd. Why you try smash enemy with vegetable? Next you try smash him with sex dildo.

>>24628985
What wrong with horse sex?

It what everyone do, you weirdman

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Hi my time machine broke and now i need to defend myself while i make repairs.

so should i use a spear or bow and arrow?

also I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE AND I BRING YOU....

>>24628711

rock nice, need more stick attach

not black enough

need up shoulder thingy

>>24629005
Get load of this stick rubber.
Spear too flimsy. Bow too weak. Will never catch on. Heavy stick and rock will always be used.

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>>24628711
>not being able to engage dumb dumb heads at long range

Lol, you dumb dumb OP

>>24629005
Wow, this is flame crazy cave buddy talk of? How me get some. It look pretty and feel hot

>>24629016
screw you cave monkey and i'm going to get my laser gun working and shoot your balls off

>>24629016
Heavy rock have more stopping power but spear get better penetretion also larger capacity of spears to hold

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Ooga Booga where da white wimmin at!

>>24628711
>5000 b.c.
>using stupid clubs
>talking like ignorant god-offending filth
>only a matter of time before captured and used as a sacrifice for the sun god
>not using the atlatl

>>24628711
open carry manfucker
>5000 bce
>not concealing fire-tier shale dagger in loincloth

>>24628711
Look like thing stick in butt of tall deer.
You mate with tall deer?

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>these inferior white fella weapons

What's it like being so primitive white fella?

Can your shit even come back after using it?

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Me find new club. It not look very useful. What do with it?

>>24628711

Haha.. still carry Rocknade?

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>>24629102
>Rocknade

>>24629100
Shove up poop hole

>>24629097
>What's it like being so primitive white fella?
You see one day!
Fire spirit tell me about day we take over entire tribal la...
HOW YOU CURVE STICK?!

>>24629190
I'm having a bad day and this made me chuckle, thanks anon.

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Can't tell if this is a prehistoric or Australian CC thread.

Pic related, after a lengthy wait (20 years) and paying the pescribed fee (1 million $US) I can now concealed carry this .50 cal high powered assault sniper rock.

>>24629221
paint it gold and sell it for $2 million to some bikies

>10000 BC
>Paying tribal leader for inferior elephant which is more expensive than woolly mammoth and can't do anything better
>Not cancelling elephant program to breed more mammoths

>>24628949
kek

>>24629097
lol how abos never had stain or varnish.
lol at how these things are never authentic.
massive lol at how bastardising and ''whitening'' their history is doing even more damage to aboriginals by the bleeding heart white liberals who feel they owe niggers something because hundreds of years ago someone distantly related to them did something they think is immoral by modern standards.

>>24629221
>That awkward moment when you notice its illegal to carry a club on you in australia without reason

Fuck my country sometimes

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>>24630261
>Tfw Australian

>Tfw my female relatives can't carry pepper spray

>Tfw their only choice is getting raped or getting raped and calling the police afterwards

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>not using rockstick
berrypicker as fuck anon

>>24628949
Me know right? Berry picker as fuck

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>>24630339
>still using rockstick
>not pointy shiny rock
>shiny rock master tribe

>>24628770
Holy fuck nigga I'm dying

>>24628711
why handle on rock
just grab rock is fine

>>24630337
I've been trying to get pepper spray for months for a girl i know who makes poor life choices

I can buy a gun, knives, batons and garrottes, butt pepper spray...
noooooo

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>>24629100
Me see cave painting of club like this before, anchestor call it name gon or somthing. He say old anchestor of his have one but lose many sun god births ago
>cave painting related
He also say it make funny sound
like "pong" or "pang"
maybe it be "ping"
me no remember

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>Me see this thread
>All pictures of CC aren't painted black
>All of the sabertooths will find you
>Muh /k/avemen cant even operate
>enjoi being saber-doodoo

>>24629068
Underrated paint

>>24628711
I came here because I thought that was a chicken leg.

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>>24631034
Its a potato

>>24630892
your poo hole make "pung" sound when rammed by indricothere.

>>24631073
potato? it cost to much. I never make potato before I die.

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>>24631085
talk poo get hit
may cave demon cast curse on you
>Demon related

>>24628711
that is a gourd

>>24631105
> demon who calls itself angel
> jumps into tarpit when smiladon pounces

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>>24631175
> demon who calls itself angel
ME AM LAUGH VERY LOUD

>>24629059
>Neanderthal
>not whitest
we make better tool than you dumb head
you spend all day fucking daughter and wife

>>24628770
>this bone head think heavier make better club
>he no know it all about swing capacity

have fun getting three swing in before needing breath

>>24631183
> doesn't know how to flintknap
> bad hold
> drops knife
> removes penis

>>24629221
>Prehistoric
>Australian
samething.tannedhide

>>24631248
> tannedhide
> not using more better cavepaint

neanderthal, what you do?

>>24630892
>Maybe pong or pang
My sides

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>this thread
>mfw

>>24631199
berry picker, do you lift?

light club is for little cave young.

>>24631421
>he think muscles win fight

you no hear of Krog Maga? Get with times, heavy foot. Me better fight than you.

>>24631435
I have yet to meet one who can outsmart club

>not using cutting rock on stick
Berry picker as fuck

>>24630337
Pepper spray is legal in WA.

>>24631541
> wood handle
> bindings
> muh always werk

you from tribe of fudds!

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>>24628711
>he bought club instead of RIP spear
Ag-non, don't you know that the RIP spear is the last spear you'll never need?

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> stick related

with branch you have more place to attach stuff

>>24631674
>19190 BC stickatinny mount
Why club need tactical.

Club is just club.

>>24631674
>buying useless sticks and rocks to strap to your stick
get a load of this big-nosed clansman...

>>24631697

>stickatinny mount

Fucking lol

>>24631606
Me hear of RIP spear in many cave, homo-homosapienman keep painting in every cave, but everyone know is gimmick spear.

>>24631435
>krog maga
>stone punching like a berry picker

>>24631529
what if you surround by many neanderthal? swinging club good way to get stomped by dark foot.

>>24631857
have laugh now, friend. no laugh when first baby look like me.

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>>24628711
Club nice.

Me prefer spear, more reach for stab wooly booly.

>>24632262
why you need spear? you just get own spear used on you when Og clan invade. and what about little ones?

>>24628977
Why use tripstone? Mog hate tripstones.

>>24632283
Little ones trained for spear, know much for use it.

Rival clan? Me laugh!

>>24632318
why you need spear for protect self? just call blue clan and they protect you!

>>24631606
rip spear look scary but no puncture through thick mammoth fur like rock jacketed spear point

>>24632378
Blue clan response days walk, they by river, fire signal slow, be dead before get here.

Carry spear, blue guy too much for Ugg back.

>>24632401
but when walk to other village, blue clan see you carry spear and think you from Og clan. blue clan beat you with sticks. no one need carry spear, too dangerous.

>>24632433
Ask if detained, spear okay in valley if not point or stab.

Spear is common sight, no need fear.

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>>24628711
>mfw i figure out its a fucking gourd

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Chugmuh enjoy this sinew very much.

>>24632451
you open carry clan make too much trouble. give bad name to pro-spear ones.

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>>24629218
>having a bad day
>enough free time and resources to browse /k/

Try again

>>24632484
Why have spear if only use for hunt?

What if outcast member tribe attack when you come home from gather stick?

Spear good for hold back big groups, club not.

>>24632502
spear tip break off after first use. club still hurt after many hit.

oogah boogah what you carry for every day hunt and gather?

Me caveman, you make fun of my people. You triggering us. You now stop or else we get mad!

>>24628711
Why need assault club?
You only need hunting spear.
Nothing left of mammoth when hunting with assault club, rip mammoth in half.

Father only use hunting spear and he lived to 23, that good enough for me.

>>24632720
My dick because only hunt pussy and only gather bastard little ones.

>>24632720
me have field of springs eagle eye 9 rocks

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>>24629102
Jesus crust my sides are rekt

>>24632836
Fuck off gronkowski

>>24632720
Gronk Nationale 5.7
> dem rock vectors

>>24632307
Mog dead now. He sold 4stone to big nose jerk in small hat village.

>>24633501
>big nose jerk in small hat village
Jesus Christ I laughed too hard at this.

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>>24632483
>enjoy this sinew

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ITT:

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>5000 BC
>not using superior bronze
Enjoy your lifestyle while it lasts.

>>24631697
Good think, cave friend.
Club is fine, it not be tribal duty bundle of sticks stickatinny rail.

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>>24631606
Rip round be bad choice for hunt and protect cave.

it no good in penetrate, compare to normal sharp stick. even 22 long twig is more deadly. Saw demonstration of by man who throw rock at bull.

me make cave painting.

>>24633727
Tacticool aurochsshit.

>>24633800
>*grunt*

This why me only use club made by squat tribe.

Will space magic tribe spear stab after point caked in mud?

>>24633770

Me not trust life to bronze, it new and not have proof of last long time. Rock never fail.

>>24631674

You think your fancy stick make us impress, but when you turn your back away we make laughs at you.

>>24633727
Future look promising for weapon. People speak of future bow that throw fire rock with finger. This not happen, I try. You cannot throw rock without arm swing and cannot burn rock. is imaginary weapon from game younglin play; call of dodo, future hunt.

>>24633917
>playing call of dodo
>not playing battlecave

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>>24633868
>yfw squat tribe caca you only pay 400 shells for can't hit anything more than one sabrecat hide away.

>>24633954
I play call of dodo; honestly it not that bad. The club do too much hurt, though; it not very real like.
Also, battle cave have bad makers: they not think we should keep club an spear, cave people who make all of dodo think we should have club and spear. You play battle cave you hurt us allowed to have club and spear.

>>24634009
Call of Dodo not have realistic hunt.
Battlecave have mammoths Call of Dodo not.

>>24633954
>not smoke signaling game clan for match of battletoads

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>chieftain Garock Obongo keeps saying we have to go to tribe in egypt and throw big rocks at them because they worship the goddess isis
I don't like Garock Obongo.

>>24631606
>this painting again

>>24633813
>22 long twig

Me side go in sky

>>24634078
Me see cave painting on interwall where Isis worshippers invent fire. They burn kebab tribe member to death with it.

This sinew now about what happen if /k/lan go fight isis worshippers.

>>24632501
>the fagot shack
Found OP's dwelling

>>24634444

Ugh me like you same numbers ...
4...4...4...4... Same. Heh heh.

>>24634688

Me get same number. Me like.

>>24634078
Garock Obongo worst cheiftan ever

Rock Paul 5016BC

>>24629102
>Be at Grocery Chasm
>Be OCing Rock 17
>No CC because hide clothes too tight
>Need nut and berry for Yum Yum Antelope recipe
>Dungy deal, like 3 seashell per handful
>Suddenly degenerate from east side of stream knock shellier on noggin with wood club
>He tear open shell register and put all shell in leather sack
>I draw Rock 17 and aim
>He laugh
>Pull lever
>Rocknade.stonecarving
>Rock 17 make boom and break apart in face
>Survive, not know why
>East shore degenerate try run
>Joke on him, part of Rocknade hit him in legs
>Sit on floor and make bleed until Tribal authorities arrive
>Sent to medicine hut with rock in face
>Grocery chasm let me have nut and berry free
>Degenerate made pay for damage

No Yum Yum Antelope that night.

>>24634078
I always thought spell Berock Obunga.

Even since Obunga, Bloomturd, Feinstone and Bidung want make rock control, everyone fear and buy all rockmunition and Atlatl-15s. Can now find Atlatl-15 and Bow-47 at good price, but still no pebble for sling.

Maybe need stop shop at WalCave.

>>24634765
Getting of date wrong. Is 500016 BCE next rocklection

>>24629221
Berry picker detected

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Why hoarding berry pickers no like that thing that go up?

>>24634844
Me shop WalCave lots. They get 300 Blackrock, but still no 22 long twig.

>>24633813
>Saw demonstration of by man who throw rock at bull.

just got it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=psGFPRpWZ3w

>>24635699
Thing that go up bad. Dangerous. Kills babies at night, me no want my babies dead.

>>24635937
goddamn .22LR just got scarier

>>24635951
Not worry if get hurt, bad hurt go way with Trepanadol. Here link so you trade to get
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Yd5-2AICFA

>>24636583
What berry picker anon need get rid pain for? Weak berry picker

>>24632200
Remind of story many moon ago. Me hunt with atlatl when sudden big Neanderthal female appear. She different, me small not as hair. Impress by my meat we go to her cave and she give me the snu snu! By the sky spirit it was best rubbing of my stick. Of course share meat but if good at hunt meat, good at hunt women.

>>24637821
> burning stick and itchy rocks
> not using sheepskin
> not clubbing cave ho
> sharing meat for snu snu

you make big goof