Me get this recent as new carry club. What think?
Not having good feel handle on carry club...
That not smart.
Also, what is weight of club? 45 rocks for hit harder an kill dinosaur? Or only wimpy sad 9 rocks for quick beating dinosaur away and running like chicken.
That gourd. Why you try smash enemy with vegetable? Next you try smash him with sex dildo.
Hi my time machine broke and now i need to defend myself while i make repairs.
so should i use a spear or bow and arrow?
also I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE AND I BRING YOU....
>not being able to engage dumb dumb heads at long range
Lol, you dumb dumb OP
>these inferior white fella weapons
What's it like being so primitive white fella?
Can your shit even come back after using it?
Me find new club. It not look very useful. What do with it?
Can't tell if this is a prehistoric or Australian CC thread.
Pic related, after a lengthy wait (20 years) and paying the pescribed fee (1 million $US) I can now concealed carry this .50 cal high powered assault sniper rock.
lol how abos never had stain or varnish.
lol at how these things are never authentic.
massive lol at how bastardising and ''whitening'' their history is doing even more damage to aboriginals by the bleeding heart white liberals who feel they owe niggers something because hundreds of years ago someone distantly related to them did something they think is immoral by modern standards.
>Tfw my female relatives can't carry pepper spray
>Tfw their only choice is getting raped or getting raped and calling the police afterwards
>still using rockstick
>not pointy shiny rock
>shiny rock master tribe
Me see cave painting of club like this before, anchestor call it name gon or somthing. He say old anchestor of his have one but lose many sun god births ago
>cave painting related
He also say it make funny sound
like "pong" or "pang"
maybe it be "ping"
me no remember
>Me see this thread
>All pictures of CC aren't painted black
>All of the sabertooths will find you
>Muh /k/avemen cant even operate
>enjoi being saber-doodoo
talk poo get hit
may cave demon cast curse on you
> demon who calls itself angel
ME AM LAUGH VERY LOUD
>he bought club instead of RIP spear
Ag-non, don't you know that the RIP spear is the last spear you'll never need?
> stick related
with branch you have more place to attach stuff
Me prefer spear, more reach for stab wooly booly.
>having a bad day
>enough free time and resources to browse /k/
Why need assault club?
You only need hunting spear.
Nothing left of mammoth when hunting with assault club, rip mammoth in half.
Father only use hunting spear and he lived to 23, that good enough for me.
>not using superior bronze
Enjoy your lifestyle while it lasts.
Rip round be bad choice for hunt and protect cave.
it no good in penetrate, compare to normal sharp stick. even 22 long twig is more deadly. Saw demonstration of by man who throw rock at bull.
me make cave painting.
Future look promising for weapon. People speak of future bow that throw fire rock with finger. This not happen, I try. You cannot throw rock without arm swing and cannot burn rock. is imaginary weapon from game younglin play; call of dodo, future hunt.
>yfw squat tribe caca you only pay 400 shells for can't hit anything more than one sabrecat hide away.
I play call of dodo; honestly it not that bad. The club do too much hurt, though; it not very real like.
Also, battle cave have bad makers: they not think we should keep club an spear, cave people who make all of dodo think we should have club and spear. You play battle cave you hurt us allowed to have club and spear.
>chieftain Garock Obongo keeps saying we have to go to tribe in egypt and throw big rocks at them because they worship the goddess isis
I don't like Garock Obongo.
Me see cave painting on interwall where Isis worshippers invent fire. They burn kebab tribe member to death with it.
This sinew now about what happen if /k/lan go fight isis worshippers.
>Be at Grocery Chasm
>Be OCing Rock 17
>No CC because hide clothes too tight
>Need nut and berry for Yum Yum Antelope recipe
>Dungy deal, like 3 seashell per handful
>Suddenly degenerate from east side of stream knock shellier on noggin with wood club
>He tear open shell register and put all shell in leather sack
>I draw Rock 17 and aim
>Rock 17 make boom and break apart in face
>Survive, not know why
>East shore degenerate try run
>Joke on him, part of Rocknade hit him in legs
>Sit on floor and make bleed until Tribal authorities arrive
>Sent to medicine hut with rock in face
>Grocery chasm let me have nut and berry free
>Degenerate made pay for damage
No Yum Yum Antelope that night.
I always thought spell Berock Obunga.
Even since Obunga, Bloomturd, Feinstone and Bidung want make rock control, everyone fear and buy all rockmunition and Atlatl-15s. Can now find Atlatl-15 and Bow-47 at good price, but still no pebble for sling.
Maybe need stop shop at WalCave.
Getting of date wrong. Is 500016 BCE next rocklection
Why hoarding berry pickers no like that thing that go up?
Remind of story many moon ago. Me hunt with atlatl when sudden big Neanderthal female appear. She different, me small not as hair. Impress by my meat we go to her cave and she give me the snu snu! By the sky spirit it was best rubbing of my stick. Of course share meat but if good at hunt meat, good at hunt women.