Hardcore Aircraft pornography

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sopping wet erection

I thought there would be pictures of naked chicks near planes. I am disapoint.

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>>24342761

>>24342748
w-why is the airbrake up?

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>This entire thread

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>>24342885
dat payload

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>>24342889

>>24342897
>no targeting pod

tip top kek

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>>24342964

>>24342777
Hnnnng

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>>24342897
last one from me

>>24342914
afaik targeting pods are shared within a squadron, not every aircraft carries one

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>>24342995

>>24342985
>europoor defense procurement

i also read that a large number of typhoons are actually not operational, particularly in spain and germany.

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>>24343055

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Looks like you came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker

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>>24343064
>well, at least mine does mach 3

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>>24343205
Done for now

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>>24342748
That one's a classic. But, of all REAL plane porn, it's only OK-tier.
>lol not going to actually post it though

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No one?

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/k/ pls

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>>24343491
>Rafeale.jpg
those are Gripens m8

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more /n/ than /k/ but still relevant.

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I'll post every now and then.

Currently watching some Aircrash Investigations episodes.

>>24343579

Cool picture!

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>>24342978

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Great thread.

What does it mean when a pilot calls out his callsign followed by "defending"?

>>24343008
No you dumb fuck, It means a flight of aircraft can carry more munitions on a sortie. It makes sense.

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>>24344175
Defensive maneuvers, trying to evade a/potential missile(s) or prevent him from being locked/fired upon.

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>>24344226
Neat, thanks.

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I cant wait to see her again at Maks-2015. It was truly magical to see her fly at the 2011 edition.

>>24344579
>that picture
Copycats

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>>24344600

????

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>>24344579

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>>24344746
Even better

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>>24344746

Aaah, that clarifies things.

Its just a good way of making an awesome picture of sexy aircraft.

>>24344774
Wake Island? What do they even use that for these days?

I remember playing Wake Island in BF1942 when I was 13.

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>>24344844
According to Wikipedia it's just used as a refueling point in the middle of the Pacific, and also for emergency landings.

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>>24344766

This hardly what I'd call "porn".
If anything it makes my taxpaying wallet hurt.

It pains me to see these overhyped, overpriced pieces of flying junk, that can be easily be detected by a 1942 radar.
"stealth"... my ass...

>>24346622
Did you remember to take your pills today Mr. Sprey?

>>24342602
What am I looking at here?

>>24346651
Contrails.

>>24346638
>implying anything he said was wrong.

>>24346651
Two F-15's engaging two MiG-29's somewhere over the Bering Sea.

>>24346666
Everything he said was wrong.

>>24346675
>engaging
Sorry, intercepting*

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>>24346693

So far everything he predicted for the F22 came to pass.
The F35 will fail just the same, only more costly.

Even the russians are backing out of this whole "stealth" since they realized
that you cannot make 100,000 hp push 30 tonnes of aircraft at 1000mph through the sky and be stealthy.
It simply does not work.

Maybe the Iranians got right, after all?

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>>24346818
>Even the russians are backing out of this whole "stealth" since they realized
>that you cannot make 100,000 hp push 30 tonnes of aircraft at 1000mph through the sky and be stealthy.

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>>24342304

>>24346818
Is that why EVERY major power in the world is designing their aircraft to be VLO?

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>>24346848

"Stealth" does not mean "invisible" It just means that an object is harder to detect under certain circumstances.
the B- 2 was developed to be resistant against IR-tracking and centimeter radar.

Electromagnetic radiation cannot resolve objects smaller than half it's wavelength.
This mean if you shine radiowaves in the 10 metre band at a B-2 all these carefully scluptured features mean nothing to the wave.
The inch thick anti radar coating also has no effect on long radiowaves.
The long radiowave just detects a metal object in the air (engines, weapons, airframe) and is reflected off it and gives away the B-2's position.

Chinese and russian low frequency radar can easily track the B-2 and they have become exeedingly effiecient at using it.

>>24346890

VLO? what is that supposed to be?

>>24347068
>doesnt know what vlo means

very low observable

>>24346890

This is just a marketing term that actually does not mean anything.

Same reason why everything /k/ is marketed with "tactical".

>>24347258
So VLO no longer means that an aircraft can only be detected at a fraction of a 4th gen fighter's detection range? Wow, sure does sound gimmicky!!!!

Fucking idiot.

>>24347045
No, they cannot "easily track" them. They can see something is in the area like an early warning radar can. Have fun guiding a missile into them though, buddy. Let alone even getting ranging info...

Again. There is a reason not only USA is making stealth aircraft, but also Russia, China, and all the people buying F-35s. Do you think China and Russia would be developing their domestic VLO aircraft if they thought it was super easy to see and shoot down? Do you really?

>>24347418

Oh, boy. Your really drank the kool aid, didn't you?

There no such things as "4th generation fighters". This is something that was cooked up for the politicians to spout in order to look smart.
An aircraft is a bunch of weapons, a cockpit and an engine strapped to a wing.

Not tracking?
1999 was the last time the US met an opponent that had AA capabilty worth mentioning.
And the serbs downed an F-117 using nothing but binoculars and a primitive SA-3 Goa SAM.
Do you think the russians and chinese have sitten on their hands since then?

As soon as a "stealth" gets hit with broad band radio waves from different directions the airraft becomes very visible.

imagine a mirror - you may not allways see your reflection, but you can allways see the mirror as what it is.

>>24347659
The F-117 being shot down was a lot more complicated than that and I think you know it. Also you didn't answer my question from the last post:
>Do you think China and Russia would be developing their domestic VLO aircraft if they thought it was super easy to see and shoot down? Do you really?

You are basically saying that the Russians are developing their own stealth fighters knowing that stealth is literally useless. Also, I mentioned 4th gen, not 5th gen (the stealth aircraft) so I'm starting to think you are just brand new to the whole aircraft scene and don't know anything about it. So lurk more before trying to say your opinion on air warfare or put on a trip so I can filter you.

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I personally think that this is the most beautiful jet

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>>24347958
>Jap F16
the F-2 is actually a different airframe based off the F-16.

>>24342804
>49th

pls come back raptor ;_;

>>24347659
You have literally no idea what you're talking about.

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>>24348874
Jesus Christ why does this thing cost so much, you can buy an F-35 for that price.

>>24348987
>4,450+ F16s produced

holy fucking balls

>>24348987
It's called Kiriatsu, it's how the Japs keep their shit japanese. It equals higher prices, but keeps jobs in Japan and gives them peace of mind that some chink didn't install a back door when it was produced then exported.

>>24346622
>Implying you even pay taxes and aren't some neet who's never even seen an f-22 in real life

But hey I'm sure you're right man F-22 a shit

>>24349036

there's enough F-16s to wage most of the European air wars alone.

I'm considering just becoming a /k/ troll about aircraft. People here get trolled by other people saying WW2 radars can detect stealth but still reply to them anyway. I wonder if I can contact the Chinese government and be paid for shilling.

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>>24347931
I do as well friend. I hope our countries can one day put aside our petty differences.

pic related is one of my other favorites.

>>24347659
>talking out of my ass: the post

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>>24342907

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>>24347931
Doesn't that have a kitchen and toilet behind the pilots' seats?

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>>24346622

The joke's on you, you linked >>24344579. Which is the Su-T50, not the F-22A/F-35.

Oh noes i replied to you, i surely must be so angry right now lol.

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>>24352901
mad
as
fuck

>>24346622
Don't want your taxes to be directed towards what the government wants? Easy, get out of Murica

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>>24352917
Let's get kinky. Here's a C-5 eating a C-130.

>>24352756
if by 'kitchen' and 'toilet' you mean 'microwave' and 'bottle with a funnel', then yes.

>>24352756
The toilet is little more than a fibreglass pissbottle, the kitchen not much more than a hexamine stove

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>>24352963
>>24352970

>>24352940
>if you want to act like this is a democracy you can leave
K logic.

>>24352953
>vore
>>>/d/

>>24352917

holy shit that's an awesome picture

anyone got more size comparisons?

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>>24342304

>>24353366
>>24353364

it's weird, when i saw the raptor at an air show a few years ago it looked like a runt next to the F-15.

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>>24354501
They're pretty much the same size

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>>24354509

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>>24348987
So uhh is the F-16 like the 1911 of the fighter plane world, why is there so many variations and custom jobs? Next thing you know there will be Iranian F-16s or Phillipine ladyboy F-16s...

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>>24354527
Everybody's air force is a special snowflake.

>>24354527
>why is there so many variations and custom jobs?
Each country has their own interests, prices and requirements. The plane itself is clearly highly variable.

It's also worth noting that the version the US buys is not available for export.

>>24354527

the F-16 is the M-16 is the airplane world

>it was shit when it came out
>sold to literally everyone in large amounts
>highly modular, anyone can replace anything in it to their own liking
>entire families of addons meant for their basic frames available
>can be modified to perform every task imaginable
>attempts to replace it have been disasterous and expensive
>liberals want to ban it

>>24354640
Closer to a Glock than an M16 if that's the case.

>>24354644

...what? no.

>>24354640
F-16 was certainly not shit when it first came out. It's always been a capable aircraft.

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These are gay planes.

>>24342632
>>24342647
Is that some sort of flying team like the blue angels or is it camo for some obscure environment?

>>24342653
Why A-10?
Why no sabre?
Why no F-4?

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>>24347418
>They can see something is in the area like an early warning radar can. Have fun guiding a missile into them though, buddy. Let alone even getting ranging info...

Return of gun-armed interceptors attacking bomber formations when

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>>24356229
see
>>24342721

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BRRRT

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>>24356665
It's unnerving

>>24356665
what is that?

>>24356710
microscope view of a miniature plane piloted by trained lice flying over the skin on a human arm

>>24354615
Fucking beautiful!

>>24347659
>1999 was the last time the US met an opponent that had AA capabilty worth mentioning

HA HA HA
Libya anyone?

>imagine a mirror
im imagining chopping off your fingers so you can never type again

>There no such things as "4th generation fighters"
" Fourth-generation designs are heavily influenced by lessons learned from the previous generation of combat aircraft. Long-range air-to-air missiles, originally thought to make dogfighting obsolete, proved less influential than expected precipitating a renewed emphasis on maneuverability. Meanwhile, the growing costs of military aircraft in general and the demonstrated success of aircraft such as the F-4 Phantom II gave rise to the popularity of multirole fighters in parallel with the advances marking the so-called fourth generation." - wikipedia

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>>24343023
That's my new background.
Here's some Argie CAS plane that was used during the Falklands. I quite like the look of it.

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>>24352978
That is A LOT less impressive than I always though it was. I didn't expect much, but at least a pot with a lid or something where you could sit.

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>>24359142
But Russians squat.