Its to bad i most have greentext soccermom threads.
Pitting the bro-est of bro birds against each other
You're a real Mc-asshole
on the subject of frozen balls has anyone actually used frozen paintballs for self defence?
We have, in a fit of utter stupidity, frozen paintballs before. Normally we don't wear armor sans a helmet and just enjoy the light bruises and welts we get, but we called that shit off after just a few hits. It was like someone hitting you with metal shot out of a slingshot, to the extent getting hit would leave an extremely pretty network of broken blood vessels under the skin.
Thankfully, the soft plastic shell remained soft and didn't get hard and potentially shatter into sharp edges.
I was just watching Louie and saw this come up, thought of /k/.
Anyone with Photoshop wanna put a Zerg Face on the short one or something?
Paintballs are made from food coloring and vegetable oil. so all freezing them would do is make them pop in your gun, some pro paintballers even chill their paint before a game so that the shells are more brittle.
Regular Monsterballs on the other hand...
By the Prophet, Fatima! Behold her kafal!
It is most kabir!
She looks like the beloved of one of those داش men. Only Allah understands those داش men!
They only court her because she looks like a total houri, no? I mean, her كفل it is just so big, only Allah
could comprehend its roundness! It is immodest. She's just so...HALAL!
[أبو بكر البغدادي]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other shabaab can't deny
When a virtuous girl with a big derriere
Supplicates in prayer
You get sprung, pull out your gold
Cause you know her father's sold
The other five girls he's raising
I'm hooked and I can't stop praising
Oh habibati! I want to wed you
And cultivate your virtue!
My cousins tried to warn me
But that kafal you got makes me <ten-second sound clip of man screaming ALLAHU AKBAR! over and over>
Ah, Daughter of Allah!
You say you want to ride my camel?
Well ride me, ride me,
Cause I ain't your average irhabi
I have beheld them drawing water
To hell with consulting my father
She's round, brown,
Got it goin' like a Kurdish town
I'm tired of wrinkled jurists
Sayin' children are the purest
Take the average believer and ask him well
That booty better be halal
So, brothers (NAAM!) warriors of Islam (ALLAHU AKBAR!)
Has your beloved the treasure of Allah? (BY THE PROPHET, PEACE BE UPON HIM, SHE DOES!)
Tell them to shake it (shake it), shake it (shake it)
But only in the presence of their husbands!
Baby got back
(Mecca face with the Baghdad booty) x3
>>23140489 you're full of shit, once they freeze the shell is immediately deformed and once they thaw they shell is a soft squishy mess that gets raped by your loader or fucked in the gun.
>>23140340 not unless you choke on one
[أبو بكر البغدادي]
I like 'em big, and round
And when I'm looting a town
I just can't help myself, I'm acting like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I want you in my tent
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout chai boys
Cause that vice's only for good goys
I want them to be endowed by Allah
So find that juicy double
Or I'll reduce your village to rubble
Looking for a piece of that bubble
So I'm looking at infidel news
Which the faithful know to be run by Jews
Immodest flesh exposed to men's views
Kufar: you will pay your dues
After your gutless leaders fall for our ruse
A word to the infidel whores: you will conform to our mores
We're coming to your shores
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna <five-second clip of a crowd of men ululating madly>
Till the return of the Hidden Imam!
Gori got it goin' on
Your president dislikes this song
Cause his jets like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause Islam is the way and God is Great
And I shall establish a brand new Caliphate
So, women (NAAM!), faithful (NAAM!)
If you wanna ride in my technical
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even the infidel acknowledges
Baby got back!
Yes, beloved...when it comes to selecting a fourth wife, the Zionists have nothing to do with my selection.
36-24-36? Haha, only if she has not begun menstruating!
[أبو بكر البغدادي]
So you want to destroy the Jews, wearin' sandals instead of shoes?
But if martyrdom awaits you, what of the Paradise that ensues?
My Grand Minaret don't want houris
Unless they've got كفل to squeeze
You may fast all day from sunup
But please don't lose that butt
The Great Satan attempts to deceive
Saying we can't hold Ramadi
But they'll bomb it, and leave it,
And, insh'Allah, God will redeem it!
Infidels don't like your dress?
Zionists say you're oppressed?
Cause your face is covered and your dress is modest
Well, by the Prophet I promise
To attain final victory over the West
More under that burqa than a suicide vest
Give me halal, I'm enthralled
Steady diet of falafel balls
Some Britbong tried to diss
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had a country but he chose to give it
So Jews wouldn't call him a bigot.
So ladies, if the butt is round
And you want to stay above the ground
And forget those dirty kufar
Baby got back!
>Language/culture barrier happens and alien soldiers are heading to Balad in droves to jerk off on krusty like they're making a pilgrimage to mecca, thinking its some kind of rite of passage for soldiers and they want to accommodate our customs
This is the most autistic thing I've drawn in a while
THank you and the other guy for being a voice of reason on this. You freeze the balls and they just get fucked in the gun while being shot out. It turns into a gloopy mess of paint and shreds that comes out of the barrel. All these faggy machismo paintball players crank off to this frozen paint shit. Maybe in some cases, this can happen that the paint will be hard like marbles, but from what I've seen it just turns to shit. Too brittle to handle the force of being ejected from the gun.
It depends what quality and the age of the paintballs. I can tell you from personal experience that the cheap ones do get extremely thick and cease breaking on impact. Expensive ones stay brittle no matter what
if you find slightly under caliber .43 marbles and coat it with wd40 it might work but I wont garantee the lifespan of the barrel...
One of my friend tried glue pistol molded .43 in his marker and the result were poor accuracy and FTF all the way...
Paintball guns fires paintball
Guaranteed not lethal or even a deterrent. I play winter paintball all the time. You use compressed air so the canister doesnt freeze which also puts it under 3 times pressure so the frozen paintball hurts alot more then average. The only time i can say that a frozen 3 times faster paintball ever made me physically stop all activity was when i was an idiot and took my helmet off in a trench to defog the goggles and i look up and my ass of a friend shoots me between the eyes. Made me sit there for about 30 seconds contemplating life, the universe and all things happy to prevent myself from blacking out from pain.
I was once berated by a woman for not giving a shit. After weeks of her complaining, I finally relented and gave a shit. Afterwards, she was pretty pissed at me for shitting on her.
Moral of the story? I'm sexually attracted to idioms.
Ok, i just realized i spend waaay too much time on /tg/, as my minds went
>"Space Marines in Aliens? I sure as hell never saw any bolter-totin' warrior monks in any of the Aliens movies"
y'all niggas better appreciate me typing in a hundred captchas
if all this is gonna be is shit reposts might as well be shit reposts from 2011
This one I made from the IDF thread started last night. The idea belongs to some other Anon.