You are a soldier, fighting for your country until you are shot

>>23027882
Op is a fag

> OP is a faggot

OP is a faggot

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>>23027882

Benis :DDDD
It will demoralize the enemy.

>>23027882
What a magical place.

>>23027882

Don't worry. It's only 9mm. . .

>>23027882
i'll go serious

"tell my wife I love her"

>>23027882
"cap the guy who did it"

Ahhhhhhhhh

You must be the same faggot that always posts these shit threads.

"<scenario x> happens, what music is playing?"

Fuck off

>>23027882
Fuck Chechnya

>>23027882
"Fight me senpai...."

>>23027882
>Jedem das seine
>prime a m67 inside my vest for whatever fucker loots me.

>>23027882


Die alte Lüge
Dolce et Decorum est,
Pro patria mori"

That sound okay?

>>23027882
bump

I use my warm blood to rub one out, and jizz all over the wall!

To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est
Pro patria mori.

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>>23027933
>Tell your wife I love her.

FTFY.

The gold is buried at

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>>23028371
This guy

>>23028003
>>23028357
hey, that was MY line

Its ok to be a tool, i regret it

Sounds pretty good in the 3 seconds i thought it up

Obviously it wouldnt be so edgy if i could imagine the US fighting for something good

>>23028388
Yeah but English > German
Just kidding.

Remove kebab

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"I request a Satanic funeral!"

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"Don't let them make a Call of Duty game out of this"

Jinkies!

SHIT NIGGA

/pol/ was right again

>>23027882

"Han shot first"

>>23027882
"/k/ was here"

>>23027882
Everyone wants to be a gangster until it's time to do some gangster shit

"Where the fuck is my pen"

>>23028463
what would a satanic funeral even be

>>23028725

Probably involves lots of sulfur and other unpleasant shit.

"candlejack"

"GG"

>>23027882
>"AR 670-1 states that a pen is part of the unifo"

>>23027882
Respawning in 9...

>>23027882
In all seriousness:

"FUCK YOU"

>>23027882
It's crazy, but hear me out...

I'd meet a nice girl, take her out on the town, get to know her, build mutual love and trust while fostering a relationship focused on Christ, and then...I'd marry that girl.

And on our wedding night, I'd take her into our room, lay her down on the bed, and we'd have conceptual sex in the mercenary position for the soul porpoise of recreation.

"HAX"

>>23027882
something that'll scar religious folk.

"Will you be the one to close the gate?"

gg no re

front towards enemy

>>23027882
shoot it in my face faggot not 100 yards away see what happens

>>23027882
Something to annoy the shit out of intel guys and maybe get me on the history channel

like "West...3 miles...(rest smeared with blood)"

Conspiracy nuts will be passing my dead picture around for decades

>>23028805
underrated as fuck

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>>23028841
>conceptual sex
so you'd imagine sex real hard while laying face down?

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>>23028805
Haha

i fugged your mum m8

"Marines Don't Die"

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>>23028805
brilliant

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>>23027882
>what do you write in your own blood on the wall before you die?

WASTED

>>23027882
ayy lmao

>>23028942
i think he means sex that results in conception?

>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dea-...

>this thread
It's like I'm on reddit

>ayy lmao

>>23027882
Bury me with my money.
Also, reminder that dude in op's pic got an medal of honor

>>23029167
That would be a good thing to write in blood

>>23027882
"Sheeeeiiii"

"Bought 100 gems and never got a Douglas..."

>>23029391
"Oh hey check it out, a dead guy."

"Why is the campfire so far back?"

"you should see the other guy"

Caution, wet floor

When do I respawn?

das it mane

Carcosa

"who homou here?"

>>23027882
I came

"and with my last blood I curse Zoidberg"

>>23027918
this, just because it would be nice to see the confusion on the faces of my comrades when we are fighting in a predominately Muslim country

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"Shut up. Meg."

>>23027882
If I was seriously going to waste the last efforts of my life finger painting instead of stopping the bleeding, I would draw a penis.

8====D~~~~

#YOLO

>>23030771
>filename
Meg isn't short for Megan

>>23030723
>Veni

>>23027882
I'd draw dickbutt

Well, fuck.

>>23027882
"AR vs. AK"
and with my last shitpost I die

>>23030831
"Fucker should have used .45"

>>23030800
>>23030771
It stands for Megatron.

>>23027882
MERICA WUS HEAR!

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>>23027882

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>>23030851

"Shoulda gone AWOL"

>>23030859
If you are honestly surprised you're pretty new, Red Dawn really likes... well... Red Dawn

The dogs don't

>>23027882
This

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XiT_5cr3tYI

>>23030859
Out of all the reactions you could have pulled you do that one?

>>23030866
And SKSen.

>>23027882
You'll never find the gold now

>>23030866
I love the original red dawn, but I wouldn't write wolverines in my blood in the fucking sandbox.

>>23027882

Ashley- This is laughable. Although we are no longer together, I have missed you every day we have been apart and this has been my therapy.

B. David- You are as a brother to me, please have my gear.

David G- Fuck her right in the pussy.

Delana- My rifles and first shotgun are yours. I have taught you how to clean them.

Sophia- My 870 is yours, as is my stockpile of 12 gauge. You were the better of us.
I'm gonna need a lot of blood, but that's a note I carry on me.

>>23030907
Erik used to trip as Red Dawn is what I'm saying

>>23030907
Why not? Its the perfect message.

>>23030918
I guess he did not know that. But then again probably never cared which is just fine. I still think its funny that people like you remember me as Dawn.

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>>23028805
nice

>>23030844
Peter's fake dad always called her Megan. Get over it.

>>23030932
When you just say Dawn it brings up thoughts of a tranny with a skin condition.

>>23030950
?

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zergface was here

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>>23030950
So... you're saying if I ever want to be a tranny to go by the name Dawn?

>>23030994
Paint his face also

>>23031013
I am

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"He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaargh."'

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>>23031017
nicely done

>>23027882
*tips fedora*

>>23027882
Rosebud

C-check please

>>23027882
>MFW

>>23027882
"...who is Keyser Soze"

Romanes eunt domus

>>23027882
How did I get here?

>9mm and 556 suck

>>23031132
Desmond pls

"BANE?"

>>23031127
People called Romans they go the out?

Hey ya'll prepare yourself for the rubberband
man!
You never heard heard a sound like the rubberband
man!
You're bound to lose control when the rubberband
starts to jam!

> " Now that I'm gone, what's the point?"

chinesecartoonface.jpg

>>23027882
Lot of loyalty for a hired gun

>>23031155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIAdHEwiAy8

"bang"

>>23027882
Drop the bomb, exterminate them all

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>>23027921