Let's say ISIS invades us soil, where do we meet? >inb4

>>22747673
Wherever they land.
>implying they could even get past the navy and air force anyway

Im meeting with my local /k/ommandos
I ain't going anywhere

We shall meet in Valhalla.

I mean I've been on /K/ for a while is there not a designated SHTF location for each state?

>>22747673
That will never happen.

>>22747700
>implying I'd go there.

I like the board and all, but fuck that

>>22747732
You wouldn't go towards the guys not trying to kill you?

Sorry bro everyone knows its a free for all unless it was established for an anti kebab homeland kommando brigade beforehand which I seriously doubt will ever happen

>>22747700
it would probably be a bad idea to have all the states Kommandos in one area for SHTF

>>22747738
>Implying you have a gurantee that /k/ommandoes won't kill you.

Don't get me wrong, love the board, and I'd be much easier to trust a /k/omrade, after getting to know him, but trusting anonymous people from the internet off the bat isn't very wise.

>>22747673
On the beach. We'll have a nice meet and greet then a swim in their blood.

Meet them at their home soil

>>22747700

Am I the only one on here who thinks agreeing on a place for /k/ommandos to meet up in case of SHTF would be a really bad idea considering how heavily this board is probably monitored by multiple gubbermint agencies?

>>22747684
This. If they do invade, I'm going to them. But I'll stop off in Minnesota somewhere to pick up some backup

We kebab removal now

>>22747673

It's pretty simple for the Pacific Northwest... Americans meet in Sumas and wave across the border at the /k/anadians in Abbotsford.

Once the paperwork is filed with US customs, we all have a fun range day with Hajji in the Cascades.

>Let's say ISIS invades us soil, where do we meet?

Apparently in la-la land because that's where we'd already be.

>>22747673
in the world of sideways pictures you pleb

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>ISIS invades us soil
THEY'RE ALREADY HERE

If it happens, I'd encourage wearing the /k/ patch, and asking for the holy /k/ube saying, our motto, and a question only /k/ would know the answer to, a random one.

I really don't want to shoot anyone, much less a /k/ommando that can help out.

>>22747700
I dont want to share my family's resources with a bunch of fat neckbeards constantly spewing slavshit, or ex-military members with fetishes so dark that their very presence sucks light out of the room like a void of furry/anal/futa/trap degeneracy.

>>22747684
ISIS could walk in through the southern border or sneak in and buy illegal weapons from the cartel.

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>>22747673
Team up with the local sheriffs and end up helping them when they create squads of militia, LEO's and fudd snipers to remove kebab and opportunistic looting/pillaging beaners. No offense /k/ but I don't feel like trusting some fat fuck or awkwardly skinny weeaboo carrying a mosin nagant and GMRS walkie talkie with my life. I can do much better than most of you.

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>>22749307
They would need some sort of infrastructure to support their illegal hajj immigrants before they had the numbers to launch an attack.

Coyotes only bring like...10 or so people at a time. Cartels don't move armies across the border.
Now if IS and the Cartels worked together I suppose they could live out of Cartel holes in LA and the American southwest.
Maybe in exchange for opi-nuoh my god...

>>22749480
Do cartels operate heavy weapons though?

>>22749488

ISIS cannot into opium because Afghanistan only into opium.

>>22749307
How would they get to mexico?

Keep in mind sneaking like 100 people with no posessions is way different from sneaking thousands with weapons, food, posessions, stupid black flags, etc.

Also for all the corruption and shit that goes down there, Mexico is still our ally. We'll know if they're there.

And imagine they pull off a miracle. By the power of Allah they all fucking swim across the atlantic ocean and establish a secret base in Mexico. Then what?

They invade texas? lmao.

Or califonia? Moderately more success until they're wiped off the face of the earth by Texans who took an afternoon drive to get some hadji' killin in.

>>22747673
>where do we meet?
We don't. My first priority is to take care of my friends and family. If I have to defend my home and our ranch, then so be it. If it calls for war, I will enlist. But I will not meet up and join your rogue group of fat neckbeards

>>22747673
this premise is so stupid

Like they remade Red Dawn, with the North Koreans invading, and it was so ridiculous. And this is twice that ridiculous.

Seriously, you fantasize about fighting kebabs, fine. It's dumb, but fine. But this is twice as unrealistic. I hope you're just a kid.

>>22749303
>hike 12 miles packing 65lbs worth of shit up some valley an anon set up as FOB /k/
>Hope they have chow, im working up a sweat here.
>Brought nugget food because i know 60% of the forces will be too poor to have brought their own ammo.
>Im not even using a nugget
>arrive at FOB /k/.
>Some dude in an improperly set up repelling harness slides down a pine tree, cursing at the ropeburn on his hands. Hes the greeter.
>"A-are you squi-"
>"NO IM NOT SQUID FUCK OFF. WHERES CHOW?"
>"O-over there" he says, pointing to a surplus tent on the opposite side of the clearing.
>As i make my way through camp i make a mental note of our weapon count.
>7 SKS in rat shit condition, a handful of mosins, 3 ARs, 1 SCAR, my EBR, and for some reason there is a crate of 10mm, but no sidearms to be seen.
>a couple plate carriers, good. Lots of surplus stuff. Its like a small tent city.
>GOD DAMNIT, SOMEONES STICKING THEIR DICK IN THE JELLO

>>22749505
yes
RPGs and stolen military hardware, grenade launchers, and MGs

>>22749552
>Implying you're not squid

>>22749505
Los Zetas used to have a lot of guys from the Mexican special forces, so I'm sure they've trained their grunts with using heavy weapons

>>22749526
>moderately more success

I give them as far as 50 miles from San Diego before whatever convoys they have get hit by B1s

>>22749526
Not to mention, Camp Pendleton is RIGHT There at the border as well, and 29 Palms is just a couple hours up the road.

>>22749526
>Arizona defends Commiefornia
>IS is driven all the way to the pacific
>California annexed into Arizona
>Freedom for all, forever

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>>22749581
The USMC Air Base in Yuma is also right there as well.
>mfw Hajj trying to cross the border on technicals are lit up by apaches

>>22749560
NO IM NOT SQUID FUCK OFF

>>22749607
Whatever Squid

>>22749307
>Cartels
>Working with Muslims
I don't think you understand their bastard version of Catholicism.

>>22749552
I can picture it now!

>>22749625

It's practically idol worship paganism at this point.

The muj would try to be Pakistan to their India.

They already did invade US soil. They are all over the US right now. I don't think ISIS has the power to engage in an all out war with US. They are just getting to a level of power now to succeed in a decent size terrorist attack.

>>22749307
>cartel
>supporting something that destabilizes drug markets

Anon, you are stupid. What you think cartels hate money or something?

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>>22747673
>dat reichtious dapple daschund

we meet in the south, seriously you will not find more dunecoon killers than in the south and it just so happens that the hadji haters are usually heavily armed, if they're not then cousin cletus has plenty of guns for the whole family to remove kebab with

if all else fails we air drop ze wiener snitzels at them via rocket because there's nothing more terrifying than pissed off wiener dogs as far as the eye can see
>pic related my chosen weapon for removing acorn

>>22747673
Meet at the food court after about an hour.

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>>22749528
>defend our ranch

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>>22747673

>>22749625
What is the IRA (rabid Catholics) working with Hamas (Islamists)

>>22750771
I lol'd, but seriously, we've got about 20 acres, horses, longhorn, chickens tucked back innawoods. I'm going to hang tight here because we've got food canned and stock piled because we save all of the food we grow and make. Plenty of water stocked up and our own well.

>hump for 3 days to get to innawoods F/K/B (Forward /k/ommando base)
>some shitty lean-to type shelter is protruding from a small field
>hear people arguing
>could this be it?
>have my waifu cover me from beneath a pine tree with her Purple .308 L579 Forester Deluxe ( dont even start she wanted it purple even as much as it pained me i stained and clear coated it)
>inch closer and the inaudible arguing becomes more clear
>AR VS AK NO NO NO 45 ACP OVER PENETRATION LOLOLOL AYY LMAO 9MM
>typical /k/ banter
>as i move up to signal my presence i hear a slight humming
>I turn to see a morbidly obese mall ninja on a hover round decked out with tracks and what looks to be a desert eagle smooshed between the fat that is his armpit
>he yells "NEWFAG" and starts firing wildly at me
>I dive and yell "MALL NINJA" as my waifu plugs his fat face with a .308 milsurp tracer round
>all i can smell is burning hamburgers and cosmoline
>when all of the sudden
>BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>the lean-to structure erupts with a fiery vengeance and the entire area is smoke filled death
>this is why /k/ can never "obtain" an A-10

>>22749303
>has never anally plowed a tied up girl in a maid outfit

>>22750900
My fucking sides.

>>22747673
Well. Im in Texas so if anything they try and sneak in through the border.

Im on the front lines.

>Ill hold for /k/ommraden reinforcements

>>22750900
>I turn to see a morbidly obese mall ninja on a hover round decked out with tracks and what looks to be a desert eagle smooshed between the fat that is his armpit


my sides are now in orbit

>>22750838
>20 Acres
>ranch

Nig. Thats not even fucking farm tier

>>22749480
kekkk

>>22749585
>please this.
>forever this.
>i would give my life for this
>more, i would give my left scrotum for this

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>>22749440
I would get to do exactly this in the event of an ISIS invasion from mexico.
>>22749598
>USMC
>Apaches

>>22751065
Actually it is, the rest of the property is all woods. 20 acres is what we cleared and use add to that my grandparents live down the road from us who's property butts up against ours with another 40 acres.

>>22751065
>>22751287
Let me add that this is for our own personal use and enjoyment, not for monetary gain. Do you grow and raise your own food?

Not like they're passed at Canada at all, but holy shit I bet my battle buddies and I could outplay them in the woods. I'd show them how fun hit and run would be in the bush.

>>22749526
>Keep in mind sneaking like 100 people with no posessions is way different from sneaking thousands with weapons, food, posessions, stupid black flags, etc.


lel, I'm just imagining columns of black-flag-totin' ISIS fuckwits marching across the Mexico border into forests of cholla in Arizona.

kek

>>22749598
>The USMC Air Base in Yuma is also right there as well.
AZNG has a shit-pile of Apaches.

Tally ho.

tfw I live in Yuma, AZ. If ISIS was to invade, I'd be on tbe front lines or miss all the action because of the marines here

>>22747710
This
If shtf for more than a month, and we need to start a resistance, I'm implementing the "dicks every where" protocol

>>22749440
>No offense /k/ but I don't feel like trusting some fat fuck or awkwardly skinny weeaboo carrying a mosin nagant and GMRS walkie talkie with my life. I can do much better than most of you

I've met more than a few anon's from /k/ IRL and to be honest, you're completely fucked. While a few were combat vets the rest were hardly hopeless and I would inna woods with all of them.

Good luck super operator, I'll takes me chances with /k/omandos around a camp fire if it habbens, and I mean all day every day.

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>>22747796
i'll see you then

meet me in the mall, it's going down

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They are in Texas.

>>22749440
good luck. You'll be cannon fodder running towards the ISIS pick ups while they chain you down along with other "militiamen" while the sheriff dept. and military shoot from a distance.

Best thing to do, honestly, is grab a bunch of close friends and make a plan for any SHTF scenario. Work in a small force. Don't do what you said you will

>>22754088
that makes the 3rd sighting in the Houston area then.

FWIW two were hauled off by police after the muslims at a mosque they showed up at called the cops.

Not even other muslims like these fucks.

>>22750805
>implying there is any real proof of them doing so in any meaningful way

>>22749581
>>22749598
don't forget Edwards AFB
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Edwards+AFB,+CA/@35.1581842,-118.7732698,8z/

>>22754088
>Texas
>radical Muslim militants

They'll last fifteen fucking minutes once they hit hill country.

>>22755803
I'll be superised if they make it past the Mexicans and Sihks.

I actually saw a sihk riding a Harley the other day. I wanted to yell "Sihk bike bro", but wasnt really sure if it was a sihk.

>>22755803
I was in Austin this summer and saw an Islamic community -- big sign in moon runes -- right outside of town within a few miles of the bigass gates to Fort Hood.

Sorry gents. They're already there.

>>22747673
For my state at least, it's gonna be just like Afghanistan but worse.
>Arizona

>>22755946
Islam =/= ISIS or terrorists

That said, Austin is full of the type of self hating SJW shitheads that would allow the ISIS fucks to prosper.

>Tampa, FL. USF
Would be more dangerous to leave than to stay, I have some ammo for the M1. I think I'd be ok for a bit.

>>22747794
No, that's quite a reasonable concern.

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>>22747673
We meet on top of the mountain of dead haji's. /thread

>>22747673
The local 7/11

>>22753995
Young Joc plz go

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>>22747673
So let's think of some ridiculous self-aggrandizing situation where the US Military is fucking magically poofed out of existence by evil kebab magic and this shit happens and the only thing that stands between your family and angry kebab is you and your next door neighbor Khalid, who hates fucking ISIS even more than you because they raped and killed half his fucking family before he moved them here from Kebabistan and he thought he wouldn't have to deal with this shit ever again.

So you and Khalid go grab your shitty hundred year old /k/ommie rifles and hit the bush to remove some Kebabic State brand kebab.

Newsflash, they'd still get wiped out in a ridiculously short amount of time simply by sheer numbers. The only thing they'd have up on us would be they would have full auto slightly earlier than we could shoelace up our M1s. They'd better start shooting fast.

Though if I was them I'd try to take over Cali first, haha

Dianne Feinstein would be all like SAVE ME TEXAS SAVE ME

Fuck those ISIS fuckers and their 7-11s and Chinese restaurants.

Sierra Sid's casino
>collection of guns from Elvis
>food supply

>>22757018
>Though if I was them I'd try to take over Cali first, haha
There are 35 million people in California. There would enough militias formed to be able to at least hold San Diego until out of state help would arrive.

>>22757149
and they'd all be wielding squirt guns

because muh children with assault rifles

with no ammo

because there's a fucking drought on

>>22753683
Hell yeah, I took a free 2 week survival course with my father that his friend taught. I know how to use old shoe string, a kukri, a rock, and a key ring to make a decked out river fishing rod. Taught how to track, what to look for in firewood, proper map reading skills, etc. It was like I was a regular boyscout, but I can carry my AK with me.

>>22757149
roof asian airborne has been training for this scenario for years

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>>22754432
>Not even other muslims like these fucks.
course they don't

>>22757181
Californians doesn't= SF. There would be no shortage of volunteers and guns. Oregon to north, Nevada and Arizona to the east could help ease a gun and ammo shortage.

As for water, we would have water trucks. Basic supply concepts.

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Uranium city Saskatchewan

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>>22757282
I think maybe you should chill out, it's not like I was even remotely being serious

yknow you can fucking tell from the 'haha' at the end of that sentence up there

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>>22757301
We have a church for the cube.

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>>22757301
>>22757333
Even our own Uranium mines. Everyone needs Uranium.

>>22757333
>We have a vatican city for the cube.

FTFY

>>22757256
>kebab invades LA
>korean shop owners start shooting black people
trained amazingly

We should all be leaving from the same place...Arent we supposed to have our own island by now? You can even buy the rights to an entire town from time to to time.

How about we just send in Koreans to guard the border. It worked during the riots.

>>22757435
see
>>22757399

>>22747673
Assuming land based. New Mexico or north Dakota.
Simple population density.
>Sea based
lolyeahright.jpeg they're sand nigs they can't swim

>>22757452
so tell me o great general, how exactly are they going to get to our deserts? Only Jews can moonwalk on water.

Don't worry about isis, there'll be plenty of moslems in the US that'll fight alongside christians to get rid of the Isis assholes.

>>22747673
Well, let's say then that that never happens?

>>22749440
They does this guy hate /pol/? Every "pol" /k/ has /pol/ had the most traffic.

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>relying on /k/ommandos in a war
No offense, but fuck no. I think I'd rather go alone.

>>22757502
>detected?

>>22757502
If not we send them to internment camps.

>>22757536
I have no idea what you're trying to say, and I think you're also this guy >>22757526

and that you might be ESL

don worry brah just study hard in Engurisu class and one day we won't make fun of you

>>22757502

If you're a Muslim living in the US you've probably already rejected everything ISIS stands for. Sure they might get a couple of dumb shit second gens that join up but they'd find themselves sorely outnumbered and outgun by every single other religious group in this country. That includes snake handlers.

>>22747673
In my local marsh

I bet the fucking retards can't even swim, I'll just laugh as mosquitoes eat their souls.

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>>22757560
>yfw you realize that the only American Muslims who would join up with ISIS would be edgy tryhards trying to piss off their dad

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>>22756308
>>22747794

this is a good reason to have your /k/ patch ready to deploy. hopefully find some friendlies after you bug out, if you have to bug out

>>22757585

The only sizable population of Muslims I'm aware of in my area are Bosnians. I can pretty much assure you edgy tryhard or no they won't be joining up with ISIS. The second one of those shitheads told them Islam forbids alcohol they'd shoot him in the face and plant an American flag up his asshole.

>>22747794

That's a good point, but I would also think that the gubment has bigger fish to fry.

I mean, there are other websites out there where the members actually advocate total separation from the country.

Our little slice of the internet here only cares about really trivial stuff, in the grand scheme of things.

>>22757532
>That sloppy grinding job going all over.
What the absolute fuck

>>22755946
I saw a chick in a hijab and kneehigh Converse at a gun show last week. No big deal. Not all of the slams want sharia and DEDDUAMEDEEKA. Some of them do, but so do some christfags and heebs.

Unite the Texan population against an identifiable, present, and clear threat, sit back, and watch them get dismantled with mathematical precision.

Not to mention you'd have other criminal organizations pissed off because napkinhead is fucking up their territory. The cartels are absolutely brutal motherfuckers. And not even god can help them if they even fart wrong in the direction of a base.

Let them come and be made an example of.

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>>22747673
I will not personally meet them, although a lot of my lead will.
Lots of it.

They will cross through mexico like they have been doing lately

I know of a squad strength unit of former military who're just sitting around, enjoying civilian life looking at ISIS going " I WISH A NIGGA WOULD "

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>>22760555
I think that's pretty universal for a lot of folks. But a full scale invasion is so unlikely. In terms of logistics, those shit heads don't stand a chance. But sending a few at a time to set up cells for smaller scale, or ever 9/11 scaled, attacks is feasible. Unfortunately, it's unlikely that any American citizen would be able to really take them out, unless it's a simple mass shooting that they try to pull off.

Hopefully it just never comes to that.

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>>22757690
>The only sizable population of Muslims I'm aware of in my area are Bosnians. I can pretty much assure you edgy tryhard or no they won't be joining up with ISIS. The second one of those shitheads told them Islam forbids alcohol they'd shoot him in the face and plant an American flag up his asshole.

>>22749625
Cartel has no reason to attack America, were practically making them billions of dollars so it would be a very dumb move to take out one of your best customers.

>>22749488
Mexico will not allow ISIS to operate. They aren't going to lose a single penny of drug profits.

>>22747691
heh, heh

>>22749307
>>22749488
>>22749505
>>22749598
>>22751850

All of you guys seem to have forgotten about Davis Monthan AFB in Tucson.

Just North of the border, and home to /k/'s favorite CAS aircraft, the A-10 Thunderbolt II.

>>22757595

where does one acquire one of these?

My apartment. I'll order a pizza and we can all sit around polish our nuggets waiting for akbar to arrve.

>>22763625
Go look up Nugget Enterprises.

>>22763722

thanks friend

>>22749526
>>22749585

I don't get why you guys don't think California has a huge military. You know when they disarm civilians they don't do the same for their state militia/national guard/LEOs/military.

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>>22757320
>gets rekd
> you should chill out..I wasn't being serious

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>>22749307

Holy shit, imagine all out war between ISIS and the Cartels

>>22757536
KEBAB SPY IN THE BASE!
ALARM!
ALARM!

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>>22747673
>>inb4 that will never happen
wat, do any of my fellow Americans actually think this? Are any of you actually that dumb and easy to convince?

>>22764336
I really want this to happen.

Somewhere on the road. Just look for the guy driving a Jeep Cherokee like a bat out of Hell.

>>22747673
>where do we meet?
Over the charred bodies of a pack of golliwogs.

>>22764336

Beheadingfest 2015

>>22764566
>The cartels start doing shit that even scares ISIS.
>"HELP US, THESE ARE WAR CRIMES!"
>'Pff, your in Mexico bitch.'

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>ISIS
At least pick a plausible enemy, like... um...

Whatever, lets just meet by the plaque in Arapaho National Forrest.