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God Damn it, Ivan...
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>>22743373
jesus christ
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I am scared to order from him now.
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>>22743373
>>22743402
This is basically why I have yet to order from NE...
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>>22743402
>>22743423

Guess I won't be flying on planes anymore
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My god, I love the man more every time I see one of these threads.
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>>22743373
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>22743373
made my fucking night
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>>22743373
>Not Ivan's handwriting
>Not Ivan's envelope
Post package contents or you're full of shit.

>>22743423
Sup, OP.
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Jesus Christmas
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>>22743373
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>>22743373
It's ok OP. I hear Gitmo's kinda nice this time of year.
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so what was it?
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>>22743468
>>Not Ivan's handwriting
It's not handwriting at all
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>you will never have an excuse to ship a poorly sealed package of dragon dildos and enriched white flour thru USPS.
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>>22743468
Now that I think about it, I'm pretty fucking sure Nugget Enterprises does NOT use Uline for shipping, unless something extremely recently has changed
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>>22743468
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>>22743576
Why does the patch not have a soccer ball between that man's legs?
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My packaging was mildly tame compared to that one, but still enough to get a strange room from the USPS lady.
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>>22743373
I just placed my first order for a Flecktarn jacket a few days ago. I'm so fucking excited.
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>>22743653
You gonna get v&.
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Speaking of nugget LLP

is their sight down right now?
Can't seem to access it and i was gonna look for a neat milsurp ruck sack or something as a range bag.
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>>22743468

Here you go further proof
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>>22743660
>tfw Ivan is actually ATF double agent
>tfw he indirectly on purpose gets most of /k/ sent to Guantanamo
>Guantanamo now becomes known as the prison with the highest chromosome count
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>>22743665
works fine for me get this
http://www.kommandostore.com/by-country/poland/polish-puma-camo-rucksack-unissued-condition.html
but remember beauty is pain
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>>22743373
I ordered some patches a couple of days ago and the UPS says that they're still in pre-shipment, is that normal?
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>>22743628

>5'5"

I feel bad for these actors who must get giggled at by all their fans when they meet them IRL.
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>>22743675
It already is
>>22743687
yep
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>>22743675
haha
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>>22743680
I keep getting a damn server not found, but my internet is clearly working and i was buying some shit earlier today.

This vexes me.
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>>22743687
No. It used to be that you didn't get a pre-shipment notice until a week after placing your order. So this is much better than normal.
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>>22743700
have you tried resetting your router
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I want that fucking austrian backpack but there are no more with straps

fuck

Anyone know where I can get one similar (rugged, waterproof, etc) but not militaryish enough to make me look like a tool in public?
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>>22743720
I reset the router just now mr. kebab and still no luck.

I always get paranoid when these things happen because it's like the NSA is covertly fucking with me.

Either that or NE has banned me from the site so i can't check my package progress.
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>>22743672
>redacts tracking number
>not barcode
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>>22743819
Have you emailed Mr. Ivan yet? I am not real tech support
>>22743837
He's that fucking hardcore
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>>22743854
I checked some other sights and it seems to selectively allow me to access sights.
Like 4chan and news sights work fine, facebook and NE don't work at all.

As if stumbled into some sort of chinese internet twilight zone.
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>>22743720
>>22743819
>/k/ does IT support
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>>22743874
Next step is bayonet charge on router with slav spear.
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>>22743873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP05iSzpz94
On a more serious note, have you tried accessing from any other devices?
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>>22743672
Ayy lmao I'm in the 757 as well
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>>22743873
Have you tried reinstalling Adobe Reader, then turning your device off and then back on?
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>>22743908
Rasheed this is my client!
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>>22743888
My phone is able to access it. Thank you.

Not sure if my phone is using the router or some phone internet magic im not aware of.
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I wonder what could be made to stand in for straps on the Austrian army pack. It's a perfectly good bag, just missing the straps...
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>>22743895

We should do a /k/ VB meet up.
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>>22743373
On mobile so no trip. I can confirm that package appears to be one of ours. God ducking damnit warehouse Ivan. It's like he wants us to get vanned.

I never thought I'd see the day when I'd have to say this sentence seriously but:
I will send an internal memo, no more anthrax jokes on the outside of packages.
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>>22744145
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>>22744145
>I never thought I'd see the day when I'd have to say this sentence seriously but:
>I will send an internal memo, no more anthrax jokes on the outside of packages.
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>>22744145
>I will send an internal memo, no more anthrax jokes on the outside of packages.
This...

Just...

God damnit /k/. God damnit.
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>>22744145

The next one should be

"Warning: Explosive Material"
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>>22744145
how often do the NE people drink while wokring?

"hey ivan...u know what would be funny to write on this one"
"lol dude, doooo eetiit
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>>22744278
Hate to disappoint but we run a dry warehouse. Probably for the best that way... As evidenced by this thread there is no shortage of creativity
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>>22744145

By the way I got back to you on those Black plague doctor patches, don't know if you got my email.
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>>22744301
sorry
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NE unboxing dump?
NE unboxing dump. I only have a few though
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>>22743592
sweet neptunian nipples youre right
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>>22743373
So when is NugEnt going to start selling drugs in customized boxes?
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>>22744319
lots of bronies in the military
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This makes me want to order from Ivan just so I can get some laughs.

On the other hand, I do want to fly again, so I might have to pass.
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>>22744145
Never change /k/, never change.
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>>22744346
That guy is dead now, isn't he?
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>>22744145
>On mobile so no trip. I can confirm that package appears to be one of ours. God ducking damnit warehouse Ivan. It's like he wants us to get vanned.

I never thought I'd see the day when I'd have to say this sentence seriously but:
I will send an internal memo, no more anthrax jokes on the outside of packages.
Are you fucking shitting me? I'm gonna order more shit, those packages are keepers.
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>>22744145
What size M65 should this 5'8" manlet get for it to fit somewhat ok?
And how are the Polish rucks?
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>>22744145
I'm never ordering from NE ever again after seeing this.
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>>22744145
On one hand, I understand.

On the other, I'm disappointed because your packages are half the fun of receiving the product.

Do what you must.
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>>22744388
You're kidding me, right? We're all on a list simply because we go to 4chan. Even if it was for porn, we're on a list. Might as well get on a list that has meaning.
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>>22744372
Hopefully.
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>>22744319
Finding nigger jones is taking longer than normal, so if someone else has it more readily available and is willing to post it while I search deeper that would probably be good.

I really need to sort out this clusterfuck of files.
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>>22744416
Nigger Jones reporting in, I don't think I have saved my own pictures anywhere....

Sorry.
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I still need to order one of those Czech mess kits and some form of large comfortable pack. I hate not having money beyond the first week of the month.
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>>22744145
>no more anthrax jokes on the outside of packages.
>no more anthrax outside of packages.
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>>22744319
I would laugh my ass off if I got a package like that.
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>>22744145

>God ducking damnit warehouse Ivan. It's like he wants us to get vanned.

Please tell law enforcement, "It was for the lulz."
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>>22744145

>I never thought I'd see the day when I'd have to say this sentence seriously but:
I will send an internal memo, no more anthrax jokes on the outside of packages.

el oh fucking el.
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>>22744145
Pls get moar Swiss Apenflage BDU stuff I love it
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>>22743675
>tfw Ivan is actually ATF double agent

We talked about this kind of thing over the campfire at Nuggetfest and decided who cares if the ATF is here trying to run a sting. If you're not playing stupid games you won't win stupid prizes.

And no matter where you buy the kind of stuff they sell, your info is absolutely on a NSA hard drive somewhere, unless you paid cash at a brick and mortar. Quit being scared to be American.
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>>22744388
Pussy
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>>22744546
>who caeres if we're being targeted by duh ATF!
>tey nevar do anye thing bad u fucking paranoid idiots!
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>>22744145

Any plans to get more of the Freedom Faction patches back in? I'd be all over that.
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>>22744596
I've got a better filename for you
>averageliberal.png
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>>22744416
Found it. I have no idea why this made its way into my fap folder.
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>>22744642
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>>22744596
Did you even read my post? We're all on some hard drive just for being here, just don't do stupid shit and enjoy your freedom. How is that a problem for you?
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>>22744648

I hope the UPS man was black
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>>22744657
fal eject better it guide, roll, and underhand brass away
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>>22744891
Whoever made the label must've been

They misspelled "Hilarious"
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Dear Ivan,

If you would be so kind as to restock on Freedom patches, that would be great. If I were able to get one, I would gladly send you all a bottle of vodka for enjoyings and the can of cosmoline I used to make NCOs' lives Hell as a unit armorer, so you can make USPS people's lives Hell for having to deliver package more oily than nugget from crate.
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>>22745030
Also, maybe some patches of historical kebab remove, like the Arkan's Tigers patch. Pic related.
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I'm jobless. I haven't been able to purchase from NE once. Fuck my gay life.
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>>22744902
Why are you called therussian when you are so obsessed with a Belgian rifle?
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>>22745079
Go to Minnesota and work for ivan, poorfag.
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>>22745152
Russians know that their products are shit
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>>22745156
I'd have to sell everything I own to pay for the gas.
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>>22745191
Heheheh
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>>22745152
>Belgian
DSA is based in illinois
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>>22745209
The FAL was created by FN Herstal you dolt. DSA is just a company that manufactures them.
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>>22743672
congrats everyone in you apt complex gets free pizzas
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I ordered from Ivan&Ivan way back, when they got the first Fleckshit shipment.
Then they started this doing shit.

I want some patches and shit, but I don't wanna receive a package covered in MLP or pictures of Dianne Feinstein.
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>>22746159
>but I don't wanna receive a package covered in MLP or pictures of Dianne Feinstein.
it's like you hate freedom
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>>22746270
I'm down for jokes but some of the things i've seen pasted onto people's boxes I would never want on one if mine. Sometimes they go too far.
Although all i've ever had were snarky remarks on the bill.
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sillies my rifle isnt even Belgian its Enfield (British) made commonwealth version of Belgian one

im descent of russian but family have been in America for generations

I love russian rifle but simply prefer L1A1 over all other rifle in world closely followed by HAC-7 by holloway arms
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>>22744084
I'm in the 757 as well. I have a feeling there's a good amount of us due to the amount of bases here.
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>>22744416
>>22744648
the voicemail was lulz
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08aeh4Jduxx

>>22744443
did you make the voicemail or some random anon
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>>22746293
>nofunallowed

Grow up, babydick. Everyone thinks you're a fuckin weirdo anyway so just chill the fuck out.
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>>22743423
this is basically why i want to order from NE...
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>>22744145

This is going into the skit....
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>>22743675
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>>22743688
He's 5'9" - average male height.
Amazonian bitches aren't real women, they are tall lesbian basketball players.
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>>22743768
it's nice to buy from ivan, he might even scare your delivery man, but he's not the only show in town.
http://www.swisslink.com/products/packs_bags/on_sale_austrian_military_4_pc_pack_set_down_from_29_99-16-1639/

as for something that won't make you look like a tool, the choices are infinite and subjective

>>22744028
do you have you data turned on?
wifi?
good way to check.
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>>22745191
>buy kobra sight
>seller is Russian
>sight is shit man
>fucking shit man
>Russian optic shit man

I've never met someone who cursed more than me or down seller their gear so much. I kinda wanted to be friends...
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>>22743675
>tfw Ivan is actually ATF triple agent
>twf Ivan is revolver ocelot
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Ivan, do you stock anything for giants? I've been reading that you mostly carry manlet gear. I'd kill for an m65 that actually fit.. I have my dad's, my dad is no man let by any means but he's not almost 7'..
>mfw I just want clothes that fit
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>>22744145
But anthrax jokes on the inside of the box are still fine?
>I hope so
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>>22746925
Ivan will probably just include free sample's of unwrapped baking soda from now on.
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>>22746960
OHGODWHY
>would that be so funny
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>>22743433

And nothing of value was lost. Join the Amtrak Mustard Race and take a ride on the Freedom Train, brother!
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>>22744902
Doesn't this fuck up the brass? Or does it just look like its hitting hard.
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>>22746786

>Amazonian bitches aren't real women, they are tall lesbian basketball players.

Nah, mane, just nah. 5'9 reporting in, I only wish I was taller so that I could go out with tall athletic amazon women without feeling like a Manlet.
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Well that settles it, I need to order something from these guys. Do they always do bawdy packaging?
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>>22747115
Depends on how swamped they are. Less likely to get fun stuff when there's a big restocking sale on, because they have to fill hundreds of orders as quickly as possible. But they seem to try to keep it fun as often as possible.
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>>22746682
>Don't leave /k/ nigger jones
Drunk as fuck holy shit that was funny
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>>22744403
there's no doubt that ALL of us, who avidly post here are on some watch list.
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>>22746293
>>22746159
You can just email me and request nothing on the outside of your package. We usually don't do super weird stuff, that just ends up being what people post the most.
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>>22747237
And as an example, here's something a little more tame.
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>>22747237
I was very happy with mine. All there was:
>picture of burning oil fields
>arrow drawn to it labeling it as my town
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>>22743373
Does Ivan ship to bongland? Even with shipping his shit looks cheaper than the overpriced shit here.
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Hey /k/

I work at an establishment and I have access to a 9 point needle head embroiderer y machine.

Anyone know how hard / what materials I need to make patches? Can it be done with a regular embroider machine or do I need special equipment?
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>>22747246
You forgot to edit out your name, Kalon.
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>>22743688
>short dude gets rich and basically killing life
>/k/ pads their own ego of having done shitall in life by saying they are manlets

keep being mediocre /k/, keep underachieving.
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>>22744145
>on the outside of packages
Ivan, if you don't include them on the inside, I'm gonna be upset.
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>>22747256
They do indeed. As you say, it's a bit pricier due to shipping.
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>>22747246
>blacks out name in note
>forgets the name on the shipping label

That sound you hear is the ATF's database filling up
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>>22747246
be happy this isn't /b/. you have your name and address up.
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>>22747266
>>22747280
>>22747285
Well that was dumb of me. I guess the only thing I can do now is accept any boxes of dragon dildos that are sent to my address.
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>>22747292
I live in Venango county, so I might just deliver one in person.
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>>22747273
Cheers, at least i'll get my moneys worth on the customs tax. I'm imagining the phone call now.
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>>22747292
Be thankful someone would spend the money to give you a dragon dildo.
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>>22744084

I'm ok with that. I'm actually going to Bob's today to unleash sone if my inner va tech and fuck up some paper
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>>22747292
>implying someone is going to waste that type of money on you
Nice try Mr. Reverse Psychology.
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>>22747330

/k/ is too busy buying Nuggets and stuff, but /b/ on the other hand...
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>>22747352
They'll send you pizzas (you gotta pay for them) and lots of boxes, and sign you up for NAMBLA.
I'd be very upset if they ever got my dox.
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>>22747362
/b/ has sent me a tactical pizza before... I payed for it and it was good.
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>>22747370
I don't think I ever want them knowing anything about me. I am happy being an anonymous meat popsicle.
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>>22747376
it was my fault. my ip address was visible on a screenshot I posted.
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>>22747008
I've ridden on Amtrack for 48 hours from Portland to Milwaukee. I would gladly pay double to never do that again. Though masturbation was actually tons of fun.
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>>22743373

Well fuck, I just ordered some shit. Glad I don't live in campus housing.
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>>22747407
I would consider burning and/or washing my printer with rubbing alcohol after printing those.
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>>22747292
You mean you hope somebody will send you some
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>>22747246
>>22747431
Dragon dildo inbound
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>>22747407
I sometimes worry about Ivan's sanity
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>>22747395

Meh, I've mostly taken sub-24 hour routes. What was so bad about it? My expereinces on the freedom train were pretty good. Met this /fit/izen and now we're bros.
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>last name is Hale
>Ivan includes hail impact photos
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>>22747473
Mainly me jewing out and thinking I can handle the whole ride on a coach seat and with nothing but a book.
I did meet an old Korean lady that spent the whole time asking me how to use her smartphone and ranting about the filthy Chinese and baby killing japs. She had spam rice rolls so it was pretty cool.
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>>22747473
>Freedom train
>Run by the government
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>>22747458
Are you actually sending the guy a dragon dildo?
>Maybe I should "accidentally" dox myself on /k/
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>>22747491
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Does anyone have the photo of the package with "dicks are in 3D now!"
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you could see it in the mail clerk's face. and when they called coworkers over to see.

they didnt say a thing, but the look on their faces was priceless.

>based ivan
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>>22747519
>planes
>controlled by the government
>roads
>(poorly) maintained by the government
>walking
>calories partially paid for by government food subsidies
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>>22747543
Planes are semi-controlled, but not subsidized.
Roads are semi-controlled, and heavily subsidized.
Food prices are actually higher because of subsidies, because they don't want farmers to not make money, so that's actually backwards.
Amtrak is paid for by the government, and they get a say in where they run, when, how, and who.
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>>22747237
Personally, I wouldnt mind some weird shit on mine that would get the package stopped at the postal building for a while. maybe slap an official looking sticker on the side that says "unstable explosives: keep below room temperature"
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>>22747538
Beauty incarnate
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>>22747473
i took a train from denver to chicago, and it was such a terrible experience. delayed 15 fucking hours. loud obnoxious passengers, rude overworked workers. the motherfucker next to me stole my charging cable.

when he left, the NEXT motherfucker to sit next to me tried to steal my spare.

fuck amtrak. i gladly shell out the extra dosh to avoid it. and i like trains.
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>>22747570
this.

the companies own the planes and have their own company standards and all that, but the government regulations regarding 'safe' air travel and all the main guidelines they have to follow supersede the company policies. but that's some basic shit that makes it so Delta can't be like "lol sit in the cargo bay swine"
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>>22747594
I would ride in the cargo bay if it was cheap enough. I would buy a Bane mask, hook it up to an air tank so I could breathe, and put on a big fur coat and spend the entire flight talking about crashing the plane.
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My first order from their first shipment of ILBEs. Got the last good one, and one of those USMC warmy fleecy things.
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>>22747247
Bro, are you me?
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>>22747619
um..... no?
>>22747612
and then you would meet your family afterword, right?
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>>22747639
No, brother! They expect one of us to stay behind.
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>>22747657
b-but now is not the time for fear!
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>>22747516

Kek. When was this? Last time I checked Amtrak had (admittedly crappy) wifi for erryone, so I spent most of my time doing the usual stuff.
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>>22747519

All trains in America are freedom trains, even gommie ones. You can even pack heat on trains, and there isn't any TSA rape.
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>>22747639
Just saying I got the burning oil fields and my town pointing to them too
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>>22745209
Are you an idiot?
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>>22747683
now I feel like I got jipped. Ivan, what can you say to this???
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>>22747679
>no TSA rape

fuck you. i got refused entry into a train because of a pistol in a pistol case, in my bag. and a rifle in a rifle case. they freaked the fuck out, and the amtrack police refused to let me on. took my ID, and were within an inch of arresting me on the spot. all because the want me to call them 24 hours minimum ahead.
>fucking short notice travel motherfuckers HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF IT yes i'm still mad.

i've NEVER had a problem with guns on a plane. ever.

flying > trains
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>>22747671
It was around 4 years ago. My dad said not to take anything I wouldn't mind losing to the train. Admittedly, it was probably overkill to bring just a cheap smut book and a burner phone.

Talking about it now, I kind of want to go back again...
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>>22747538
Whats sad is i use to load 15 boxes a night full of frozen swine semen onto airplanes.
Shit like that's really out there.
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>>22747721
Ive been TSA raped before...
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Since this appears to be the general Ivan thread, anyone had their UPS updated? Placed order on Wednesday.

Got my order tracking on Sunday, and he said he was dropping all the packages off on Monday. The UPS link still says 'Label Created' meaning it hasn't been received by UPS yet.

>inb4 Amazon Spoiled you
>inb4 support small biz

>Just want some answers.
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>>22747741
it'll take a little while. when you get it, you'll get it, and you'll be happy. you can't rush art.
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>>22747747
Well I'm going back to court on the 17th, might be in Prison for a few weeks again, so I just want my gear to be settled in before that.
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>>22747741
Usually takes me about a week from payment to shipped, give or take a few days.

I love Ivan, but I've had to learn to be patient with him.
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>order from Ivan
>look through my package
>no comments or anything
;_;
I ordered a Portuguese Lizard shirt so maybe I'll have better luck this time
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>>22747721

Huh. When/where was this? I've only started training in 2012, and I've never had a problem with conductors or people stealing shit.
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>>22747741
Yeah you just gotta wait. I ordered on the tail end of the freedomday sale and it took almost two weeks after the label was created to ship.

>tfw all that waiting for a cap that didn't fit

Eh, at least my niece looks more operator than I would've looked in it.
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>>22747729
I've been Spanish version tsa raped :( and Italian train raped...
Protip: don't dress like a vet if in yuropoor. You will get stopped by police
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So I've been tempted to order the USGI modular sleep system from Ivan but now I'm afraid that the government will think I'm a terrorist or something. I mean if they already don't. My online purchases are dubious at best...
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>>22747709
Same city I'm guessing?
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>>22747766
you'll get your stuff before then, don't worry komrade.
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>>22747789
are you somewhere on the Gulf Coast of Florida?
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>>22747804
Nah, I'm from PA
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>>22747784
It's a sleeping bag, I haven't been v& yet and I ordered countless pounds of tannerite, bullets, dildos and milsurp.

Quick disclaimer, you will only get the inner shell, I had to part out the whole thing and while it was cheaper than buying a complete system it was kind of a PITA.

They really should update the pics
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>>22747823
well that's unfortunate, but then again so is the entire state of Florida.... I hate it here, so hard... but yeah. I'm guessing the reason for my burning oil fields was because of the glorious BP epic win a few years back
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>>22743373
>Off at uni
>Ship a package from NE to home while I'm away
>Have yet to hear from my folks about it's delivery
I swear to god, if there is a dick or something on it... I will find you, I will kill you.
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>>22747729
oh i've been hassled by security plenty, but for various reasons that are my own dumbass fault

>why do you have two passports
>why dont you know where you're staying
>this boarding pass is for yesterday
>quit forgetting little shit in your pockets

but never threatened because i happen to be packing a gun in my check bag.

fuck.

amtrak.
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>>22743628
I got Radcliffe too!
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>>22747776
it was around mid 2012 i think. 1st time i long-distanced amtrak. last time i will too.

i'll admit. when i took the regional ones in the east coast, shit ran smoothly and was altogether pleasant.

>>22747784
do it! its a great system.
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>>22747848
Yeah, I got the oil fields cause I'm in Oil City. Even though there hasn't been in oil industry here for almost 50 years
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>>22747903

>when i took the regional ones in the east coast, shit ran smoothly and was altogether pleasant.

Ah, those are the only ones I've took so far. I'll try to steer clear of the national ones innafuture.
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Ivan keeps making fun of where I live on all the packages.
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I don't want to order from NE now.
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>>22747927
Well where do you live and what have you gotten?
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>>22747934
Why ever not?
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>>22747927

You californian bro?
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>>22747927
>tfw live in town called Wyckoff
>ivanese translates to Wankoff

Shit is so much better than the why cough when you can sneeze bull shit joke that's been passed around for decades

>>22747934
Also if you send a request they wont write love letters on your package.
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>>22747951
Because I'm living with family, and my dad is a former FBI agent and informant
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>>22747927

Me too. I live in Georgia and all of my packages have a dude shouting "GAAAAAAAAAAAAH" on them.
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Based Ivan was helping the /k/anadianistan customs guys identity the contents of my package when I shopped with NE
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This is fucking hilarious.
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>>22747970
Then tell Ivan to not put anything funny on the outside. They're pretty chill.
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I still can't believe he put the "dingo bomb" inside an international package. Christ that's ballsy.
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>>22747617

wow ivan does his S' s like me :D
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I've had the tube scarf sitting in the cart for like a week, but can't bring myself to buy it cause of stuff like thus, and its too early to start buying winter stuff
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>>22747971
Georgia is best state.
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>>22748010

Hell yeah. Coming to Cedar Creek meetup next Saturday?
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>>22748001
In indecipherable cosmonaut runes?
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I didn't think there was anything on my last package (with the surprisingly nice British rig/vest). Then I noticed another label beneath the shipping sticker - the text was very small, but it appeared to be a long, detailed interview with a woman who enjoys twerking in strange places.

Thanks Ivan.
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>>22747993
Boof has returned?!
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>>22748024
I want to. Not sure, because I already have some plans. If I can reschedule, I'll be there.
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>>22747246
>Meadville
I Miss Oil City :(
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>>22748034

well kinda like sig runes
my freind once asked if I was doing it deliberately as a slightly suggestive ss thing
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>>22746333
So there's no reason for your illiteracy other than Slavic genetics? Can you start posting with a trip so I can filter your broken English?

On topic now I want to buy something from this Niger but I don't know what. What's the single best item in his inventory right now?
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>>22748049
ayy meadville
I pass you fucks on 79 all the time going from Pittsburgh to Erie and back
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>>22748064

> calling ivan a niger
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>>22743373
>>22744145
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>>22748064
you can filter by name too
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>>22744084
804 here (RVA), have family townhouse in bay area. Would come out if it looked promising.
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>>22748081
I Passed Through Meadville A Shit Ton, Though I Was Too Young To Remember Why. God Bless Thee, PA Bro.
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>>22748049
Oil City bro from earlier in the thread reporting in here
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>>22748090
>2014
> not doing your part for equality by calling everyone you meet nigger
I shiggy you diggy
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>>22748117
If I Could Go Back Anywhere, Man...I Miss OC And Franklin.
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>>22748116
God give us strength. lead candidate for governor wants an assault weapons ban.
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>>22744376
I'm 5'8" 145# and a small or medium works well for me. Go to a local surp store and try a few on.
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>>22748093
Tbh never filtered someone but this dude has made me have a vested interest. At least other namefags shit posts are entertaining.
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>>22748135

New York reporting in. DON'T LET THEM TAKE AN INCH PENNBRO STOP THEM WHILE YOU CAN
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>>22748131
Yeah I love this place too but I'm ready to get out of here for a while
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>>22748135
That Tom Wolff douche?
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>>22748148
Nigga's ahead by far too much. Corbett is pretty hated and won't win. I just hope we have enough republican state reps who wont pass one.
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>>22748163
Yessir.
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As much as I love Ivan's shenanigans, I just emailed him asking him to tone down the outer box art for my package. I live with my parents right now while I attend college and I don't want my dad to dad to think less of me
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>>22748165

Don't just hope. Get off your ass and do something. Spread the gospel of the /k/ube to nogunz areas and sure up the defenses. This is where our battles will be fought. New York and Commiefornia are too far gone, and if the antis have a serious chance of ruining Texas or Montanna then we've already lost. The areas bordering the cancer must be defended at all costs.
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>>22748216
I live at college and I want nothing more than to scare the mail room people because they're complete assholes
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>>22748177
I hate both of those dudes so I'm considering sitting this election out
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>>22748216
>tfw that will never reach American shores again.
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saved for posterity
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>>22748238
Doing my best. Am working with my College Republicans group to push Corbett, even though most of us are meh on the guy.
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>>22747246
>Hyphenated last name
By any chance is your mother a self-righteous anti-gun feminist bitch?
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>>22748295
God, I hate the fucking partisan shit that people that support it.

>We don't like him but it's not like we can vote independent

You people are literally killing the republic
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>>22748249
What the fuck happened exactly? Is is banned from Russia to US or has it been barred completely.
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>>22748315
Not him, but I always liked the royal and Spanish tradition of just adding a shitload of names to everyone. Like Picasso.

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso.
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>>22746786
stay mad manlet.
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>>22748330
They're not. I disapprove, but it may be necessary in a two-party system. The problem is the way the voting laws are set up. They encourage a two party system, and make changing that almost impossible.
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>>22748338
Steel core has been banned from import and there's sanctions on many of Russia's major weapons and ammunition factories.
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>>22748356
>have surplus ammo sent to other country
>have it sold from other country to US
>profit
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>>22748330
I agree with ya, but the typical opinion around here is the 'lesser of two evils' one, so I gotta work with what I've got. I'm more of a libertarian myself.
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>>22748379
>implying this isn't what bulgaria does
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>>22748274
>not editing out OP's dox
c'mon man
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>>22748379
Origin is what matters, hence why we don't have $150 SKSs from canada
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>>22748397
They're are like $200-250 now here anyways
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>>22748397
>implying some countries don't just slap a made in x sticker
I'm looking at you Bulgaria
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>>22748315
Wrong on the first two counts. We're a family of farmers. We're practical. Guns are as important a tool to our livelihood as spades and plows.
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>>22748404

Really? Shame. You still get bretty cool Norinco M1As though. Fucking bullshit Spergfeild has a monopoly on that shit and charge retarded prices for rifles that only have slightly higher build quality

>>22748413
Well, good to know the surplus will still flow, just slower and not as cheap.
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>>22748429
Unfortunately you're not allowed to own spades anymore. Luckily we've invented some good mechanical equipment to replace them.
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>>22748429
That's actually pretty surprising.

>>22748441
>Not allowed to own spades anymore
What the fuck?
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>>22748007
That's glorious
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Any news as to when they will restock? Fall and winter are coming and everything they have now that I want are ether sold out or not in my size
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>>22748274
>not including the box of dragon dildos sent to him
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>last name is moscado
>can only imagine all the wine jokes

FUCK
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>>22748348
Someone's overcompensating online for being nothing in real life.
Who's mad again?
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>>22747048
>mfw true
I just really want to fuck a girl that's less than a foot shorter than me. WHY GOD WHY?!
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>>22743819
Implying a sihk isn't an Ivan tier kebab remover.
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Ivan why you send defective products to me?
>4 Nice shirts and a lovely pair of pants though
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>>22748216
Hes just going to mock up the box to look like a bad dragon advertisment
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>>22748654

Generally speaking, men are taller than women, so being with a girl who's taller than you might fuck with your self-esteem. That's what's going on with me

>Except for the going out part

But holy shit, this grill I knew in HS... Tall (athletic) women are the way to go. You know, when a woman has some muscles, it actually makes the curves of her butt and legs more pronounced?
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>>22748549
Psst, spades is slang for blacks.
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>>22743423
Wow you sound like a bitch.
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>>22748690
He wouldn't do that... Hell even if he did I would get a laugh out of it and post it to /k/
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>>22748714
For some reason I assumed wherever you lived was under some sort of totalitarian rule where you're no longer allowed to own shovels. I had considered you meant jigaboos though.
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>mfw live near to CIA spookville camp peary
>mfw one day ivan will put a message that will get me put in Guantanamo
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>>22748710
my selfesteem is already fucked, being in a submissive relationship with an amazonion would probably be an improvement.
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>>22748710
>tfw ex girlfriend is 6'3
>volleyball player
>I'm 5'9

We may get back together soon because lolmovingbackhome but that'd besides the point. It was fucking grand. Thank you, volleyball gf. She screwed well and ate my test food for culinary school.
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>>22747292
Poor attempt at getting free dragon dildos / 10
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>>22744346
a always suspected the guys running comms were fucking retarded
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I'll post all my boxes from last to first.
>Guess my last name

Also thank you Ivan, I got a good chuckle when I opened my door, looked down, and saw the one in the middle.
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>>22748775
the middle looks like something out of five nights at freddy's
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>>22748784
Oh god. Imagine that little fucker screaming like one of those animatronic machines.
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>>22748775
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>>22744084
757 masterrace reporting in. From Yorktown originally but I've been living in RVA for the past couple of years for university
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>>22748810
>OK
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>>22748710
>>22748759
I liked short equestrian girls. They're all whores and can ride a dick into the sun set.
I've only fucked one girl above 6', God it was fucking awesome not having to squat to bend that Bitch over the counter and have my way.
>mfw 6'10
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>>22748806
My sister was unreasonably attached to her furby and after it getting destroyed when she took it to the pool it only screeched and twitched whenever anyone moved.

She refused to put it out of it's misery and I think that the deep seated fear of that possessed furby would kill me is what got me into weapons from an early age.
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>>22748810
>Ivan couldn't find the waist size I ordered so I decided to try a size smaller.
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>>22743373
What is Nugget enterprises and what do they sell?

Also, do you do Euro shipping?
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Based Ivan
Last name: Looney
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>>22747741
I ordered on the 30th (kind of a retarded day, I know), but I still haven't gotten my stuff yet. Does it usually take a while?

Also, does Ivan always do crazy packaging or is it just for some orders?
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>>22748854
I just have a deep set hatred of them for ruining my childhood.
>Realize that they came out when I was in the like 2nd grade
>Now just imagine every fucking joke kids can make based off furbies.
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>>22743528
uline is just a shipping supply company. he probably ran out of envelopes and uline was cheapest
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>>22748860
nigga how new are you.
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>>22748810
Why am I laughing so hard?
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>>22748860
>http://www.kommandostore.com/
Military surplus / patches / and now/soon, 80% lowers.

they ship everywhere.

It's ran by two kommandos out of one of their mom' garage or something.
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>>22747516
>Mainly me jewing out and thinking I can handle the whole ride on a coach seat and with nothing but a book.
Full. Fucking. Pleb. You -never- go coach if you're on there over a day.
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>>22748860
>being a noguns newfag
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>>22748753

I'm more of a dominant type myself, but I know where you're coming from.

>>22748759

The grill who napalm'd my heart in High School also did sports and was 5'11-6' IIRC. Also she had really, really long hair. And skin the color of coffee after you put just the right amount of cream in in. Haven't seen a girl of her caliber since. Damn.

>>22748841

>equestrian girls

Pic related.
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>>22748935
>Aquire OD polish shelter half
>put it on
>tie the face up tight
>Wiggly around randomly
>whisper metapod
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>>22748948

Only meant the "uwotm8" part, not the "I'll bash your 'ead in I swear on me mum" part.
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>>22748969
I think he means girls that horseback ride not brony shit
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>>22748941
how long do you think that was held up at the post office?
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I want to order an 80% AK receiver from them, but now I'm afraid to do so.
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Just a note to anyone if you just fucking email them i'm like 90% sure you can ask them to not write anything if you are scared of leaving your comfort zone for like half a second.
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>>22748810
>6969696969
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>>22748810
I only count 53 OKs, the shipping order says 70 units of OK

Ivan confirmed scam artist.
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>>22748941
What is that a picture of?
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Looking at the 80% ak reciever. Would I be able to order even though I'm 20? Or does it count as a Pistol/Other receiver like a striped AR lower?
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>>22749164
I don't think it counts as a gun at all right?
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>>22749085
yes, you can. but why on earth would you want to do that.
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>>22749168
I've heard of FFL not selling AR recievers to people under 21 before. I live in Comiforistan, if that changes any thing.
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>>22749210
It's not a gun, it's a paperweight.
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>>22749180
No idea, but apparently some people don't even want to order because they are fucking scared of the package or something.
>Having this much of a testosterone deficiency.
>Any year.
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>>22749164
It's not a firearm, it's a funny shaped piece of metal legally.
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>>22749164
Pretty sure a 10 year old can buy one.
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>>22749234
> being on weapons board
>afraid of a little writing on a box
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I was hoping for another comment about my street name.
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>>22749234
The kind of shit ive seen isnt even that bad. Its just the weird shit that people post on here.
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>>22749269
Fear the weaponized toilet rolls
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>>22749320
>assault paper
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>>22749269
you don't NEED that many rolls anon.
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>>22749335
If you can't do it with three sheets, you have no business using TP anyway
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>>22749335
no, but it is my right to have them!
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>>22749343
Jesus Christ this post, that really is how they sound.
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>>22749335
You don't NEED high capacity TP rolls, travel sizes packs are plenty.
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>>22749384
I'm proud of this comment, and glad it is well received
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>>22744605
Heh heh.. Volya looks like BONeR
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>>22747407
Haha that's so fucking awesome :D I need to order more stuff from them
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>>22749180
>ordered something from NE
>*BAM!**BAM!**BRRAAAM*
>door gets taken down by cops
>Ivan wrote on NE box "IS NOT OF CONTAININGS OF NUCLEAR KEBAB REMOVAL DEVICE"
>cops lacked sense of humor
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>>22749563
Receive much paycheck from police for various suing.
Buy more milsurp.
Repeat.
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>>22749563
I wonder what you would get if you emailed Ivan with just one sentence.
>Get me on a watchlist.
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>>22746726
What skit?
Is there going to be a youtube video of what we think Nugget Enterprises looks like?
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>>22749700
do it faggot
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>>22748274
>not including Revolver Ocelot
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>>22748810
The best part is we now have 70 sold units of "OKOKOKOKOKOOKOK" in our inventory system. Fucks with me every time I have to run a sales report
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>>22749880
You can't just delete it?
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>>22749880
how much does shipping to the baltics cost?
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>>22749947
>shipping to the baltics
It's a pretty hairy ordeal.
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>>22749880
Going to restock at any time?
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>>22749953
why so?
i'd love to have myself some /k/ommando patches but im looking for some clarification on what the shipping would be.
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>>22749880
you ever going to restock on the /k/ scarves?
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>>22749990
also why don't you ship 80% recievers overseas, if the law allows them?
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>>22750011
Not him, but so many countries are so violently anti gun, it could bring a serious shitstorm down on them if it goes sideways.
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>>22750028
thats too bad, here the only parts classified as "improtant firearm parts" (aka prohibited without a licence and paperwork) are the barrel, cylinder, bolt and adapter
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>>22749947
There is a shipping estimator on the site that should help you get a good idea.

>>22749958
We have new inventory sitting in the warehouse right now, we've just got a backlog of orders and the sorting and sizing is taking a while.
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>>22750054
Hey Ivan, when do the 80%s come in?
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>>22750054
Do you see it likely that the big release sales are going to continue indefinitely, or do you think it'll settle into just adding stock as it comes in with no fanfare?
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>>22750123
The first shipment goes out to us Thurs/Friday. Those will be the blank 80%s. From there we'll be going through each of the engraved designs in pretty rapid succession.

Don't expect much on the site until the 17th though.
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>>22750167
That remains to be seen, eventually we may have to smooth things out, just for efficiency's sake.
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>>22749234
>not wanting to order from Ivan even more, because of his humorous antics
You'll come around eventually.
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>>22749880
Ivan! When my UPS Order get updated? You pwomised to drop off on Monday. Now Tuesday! I want watchlist!
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>>22750171
>mfw I live right outside the shipping hub of the US.
>mfw when that place is Memphis

It's a blessing an a curse. Most of my packages arrive before a day or two before they are scheduled to, but the niggers :/
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>>22743672
>>22743895
757? My niggas! Newport News here.
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>>22749990
I was making a joke about how baltiics sounds like balls, sorry if it sucked.
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>>22750011
>>22750171
You realize if you did this ivan, /k/ can legitimately claim to be international weapons dealers.

DO IT FOR US IVAN, DO IT FOR US

also we need a new thread
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>>22749700
He is capable of doing it.
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Ivan!

When my UPS get updated? I goto prison soon. Must have gear sorted by then.
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>>22750471
Email me, we're under really heavy load right now with orders.
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>>22750485
[email protected]?
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>>22750471
>I goto prison soon. Must have gear sorted by then.
This man has his priorities in line.
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>>22750496
Yes
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>>22750506
Hey Ivan, what would be the easiest way to put me on a watchlist due to something on the package?
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>>22750503
Can you blame me :)
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>>22750520
or writing on the package.
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>>22750570
Well yeah, but what would be something good to write
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>>22750317
I live in the other shipping hub. Louisville. Louisville International Airport is only international of you are a box.

Also the niggers aren't too bad here.
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>>22750600
I'm glad that the police arrested the fuckers that beat up that kroger employee. The criminals here are getting dumber by the day.
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>>22750650
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>>22750647
You mean the pack of wild niglets?
>You don't NEED more than 10 rounds
there were more than fucking 30 of them there, I would have needed a god damn drum
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>>22750579
SPECIAL SUPPLIES: DO NOT SCAN!
DELIVER DIRECTLY TO BARAK OBAMA
1600 WHITE HOUSE AVE.
WASHINGTON, D.C.
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>>22750691
Add on a "DO NOT DROP!!!" and you've got a winner.
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>>22750676
migrate.
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>>22743373
>tfw Ivan while someday die
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>>22750647
They got them? Do you have a source? I can't find anything.
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>>22750803
that will never happen you shut your whore mouth
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>>22743873
>sights
sites
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>>22744084
VB /k/ommando here. Let's do it
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>>22743672
>mfw I live 7 min away
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>>22751360
Please don't rape me anon kun.
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