Have you guys heard what that absolute madman Marius wants? He wants soldiers to carry their own equipment from now on! What will happen to those poor sods working the baggage train? By Mars, I hope that in the future soldiers wouldnt have to carry their own equipment!
>choose a plebeian Popularis firebrand as consul
>wonder why he does retarted things
why do we feel the need to spend more money on legions? Greece has 4 legions, we have over 50. We spend more money on spathae than greece does on their entire military.
>mfw greece has never been conquered
>mfw greece has free medicus
>mfw greece has democracy
it does the job and it does it exceptionally
I see no problem with it
Germanic tribal idiot
>implying our Senate isn't based
>implying the Greeks can even levy more men than that from their tiny, isolated, bumfuck shitty-sates
no wait, "city-states" yea there
>infantry based army
>cavalry is outsourced to barbarians who could stab you in the back at any moment
>mfw Macedonianboos tell me falcata is superior to the gladius
>that straight edge
>that balanced grip
I don't know how anyone could think otherwise
only way to make it more perfect than it already is if Jupiter himself sent down from the heavens the perfect metal
one that doesn't rust, doesn't chip, doesn't lose it's shine and edge and stronger than Jupiter's dick when he first fucked Juno's tight pussy
Dman, I love being Roman!
>wanting to be a pale-skinned barbarian
go back over the Alps you uncultured swine
what does the paleness of one's skin tone mean when the paler beasts and tribals to the north are nothing but savages and intellectually backwards subhumans swimming in their own shit?
literally all of the known world that mattered was in and around the Mediterranean, Mesopotamians, Persians and Chinese being honorary Meds
Atleast we know how to shave, wash properly and live in clean cities unlike you unwashed barbarians. All you faggots do is try to immigrate to our glorious city and disturb the peace, trying to race mix. Oh no sir! Away with you animals! We have a special place for you here....its called the colloseum!
come up here past those bitch ass helvetii you put under your yoke. See how the saxones, the dani, the suiones and the motherfucking anglii tear your ass a new one.
Mountains where them bitch-niggas live. Come on up to saxony...to danemarch...to angeln...we'll tear your fucking figleaf wearing, wine drinkin' bitch ass up.
It the fault of you smelly ghosts! If it wasnt for you our city would be clean. But noooo SOME senators said that they have the so called right to be here because fuck knows why. Goddamn git back to yer own country ya ghosts!
we'd conquer your shithole and kill every single one of you in your squalor and pathetic existence
but we have better things to do than to conquer worthless mountains with no value, and if we did conquer you, it would make for less people to send to the local coliseums
you germaniggers make for a good show I give you that
at least it without your presence, they would be clean and finally smell like something that isn't unwashed, goat fucker
>implying you're not
Succes breeds jealousy
>they would be clean and finally smell like something that isn't unwashed
Shit pleb, we gots a whole day of the week up here called motherfucking laugrdagr -- wash day.
The fuck ya'll got down there in sweaty ol'rome?
who clean now nigga? I'll give it to you, though, least ya'll romaniggers don't have "slack off and be a lazy cocksucker" day like them filthy fucking desert rats you conquered. props on that shit, btw
>not some Greek bestiality fanfiction that went to far
at least Greeks are capable of thought beyond waking up, shitting in your own small clothes, checking on the herds of sheep and goats and shagging the nearest one and sleeping again
Mid-Republic is best Republic. Prove me wrong.
>days of the week
>ever being relative to the state of hygiene of a person
>having only one day where you bathe
hooooooooooh damn, you germaniggers always make for good entertainment
and to you too, as much as I hate to admit, trying to conquer your mountains won't be so easy, you are quite the hardy and muscular folk
shit, you got me romanbro. campania is nothin' but greek trash.
ya'll niggas need to reign that shit in afore you even think of crossing the rhein, tho. this nigga armin be actin' like he can take ya'll mufuggers.
reigning them in won't be much of a problem, don't you worry
the Italic Greeks wont be Greeks for much longer
>swarthy Med coloration with blonde hair and blue eyes
my friend, we already have that, not in great quantities, but we do have that
how many /k/ommandos even had latin or greek in school? and were forced to learn this shitty, fucked up language and listen to roman propganda for nearly 9 years (yesm 9, normally in german if its your first language)
How can mere plebs be an efficient fighting force? They have no family honor, no true roman values, no proud ancestry. They will turn tail and run at the slightest opposition, since they've got no honor to lose.