AKB General 987

>>16981545
Disgusting fetish you got there, OP.

Nice OP pic.

>>16981568
That filename could say Bibian and I would believe you

2-4 hours until Gomen ne Smoothie premiers.

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Momoka's yankee sister got married

>>16981568
Papa doko?

>>16981568
Who took this picture? This is important.

I missed nearly the entire last thread. Anything good happen?

>>16981627
We talked about how KKK are fat

AHHHHHHHHHH
PAISEN IS GRADUATING

LMAO no one even bothered to post until image limit at the previous thread.

>>16981624
I did.

>>16981634
No one cares

>>16981634
Who?

>>16981545
WHY DO YOU KEEP POSTING THESE EARLY YOU DUMB FUCK

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>>16981649
s-shut up
>>16981665

>>16981690
No idea who that is and I never will now.

>>16981634
I had a feeling this would happen yesterday. Otsukaresama, Yukichan.

>>16981701
I actually remember when Suzumoto was 'the fat one'.

>>16981634
rip, senpai ;_;

>>16981712
wow she was never of acceptable weight ever

Is this how the last thread went too? I'm afraid to look.

>>16981598
It's always the yankii's I see pushing around baby strollers. That's how the population exploded. The Sugai-sama's can't even get a date.

>>16981737
Except with Chinese manlets.

>>16981750
That was her being nice taking her special needs friend to Disneyland.

>>16981754
She took Rika to Disneyland?

https://www.showroom-live.com/48_Yui_Hiwatashi

Now is my chance to marry PAISEN

>>16981761
Hiwatan would make a perfect wife

>>16981770
She wouldn't survive childbirth.

>>16981733
needs to be more horizontally compressed.

>>16981773
We'd just adopt anyway. I don't want hafu kids.

>>16981684
why are you sperging out?

>>16981733
Maybe she can play Deku's mom if they ever release a live action movie of Boku no Hero.

>>16981767
I believe in you anon.

I haven't shit in two days. Someone tell my oshi to pray for me please.

>>16981761
I just tuned in. What is she making?

>>16981791
because your oshi isn't an oshit. Time to oshihen to one

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This looks dangerous as hell.

>>16981770
Watching her awful knife work makes me want to marry her so I can cook for her.

>>16981818
God damn. I hope she shovels all this food into her mouth on camera once she's done.

She's gonna cut her finger off

>>16981818
Knives can't penetrate through bones.

>>16981832
losing the meat is also bad

>>16981845
>hiwatan
>meat

Is it just me or she didn't preheat the pan before throwing in the onions?

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>>16981858

Is she making Nikujaga?

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I sure hope Naru is getting paid to wear this sperg shit

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who the fuck removes the 4 wisdom teeth at once?
it is hard as fuck to eat like this

>>16981877
It's pretty common actually

>>16981877
I did. You just eat soft stuff for a couple days

Those potatoes will never cook.

>>16981877
looking like shit, give me back my Sashiko

Egg in Nikujaga. Why did I never think of this?

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boss is looking good

>>16981902
Mio too.

>>16981902
Oh my Fat Shige

Not gonna lie, Hiwatan is quite a competent cook.

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The best loli

>>16981912
Never trust a skinny cook, anon. Think about it

>>16981912
The order is all wrong. The meat should go in first then the potatoes and then the vegetables.

https://www.showroom-live.com/48_Nao_Nomura

>>16981912
I'm getting triggered by her cooking skills.

>>16981937
I'll fap later. I must see how she is going to plate these eggs.

>>16981912
Hiwatan herself is the main course

>>16981926
>>16981927
>>16981939

Yeah but think how good she is compared to the average 20 year old white women.

>>16981944
>white women
¿?

Do 46 members not stream?

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I could see myself as a Hiwatan oshi

>>16981944
Don't worry anon, it was just a little joke my grandpa used to say to me. I'm sure she's great.

>>16981951
It would break Showroom.

>>16981951
Too busy with their boyfriends.

>>16981951
Only for official business like photobooks.

Hiwatan is probably going to get drunk af off that little bit of mirin.

>>16981951
You're not allowed to stream the kinds of things they're doing with their boyfriends right now.

>>16981953
If Komi left I wouldn't miss her at all

>>16981951
No, that would be entertaining

>>16981986
>implying watching an anorexic girl cook food isn't the height of entertainment

>>16981978
I would.

Imagine if she just chucked all this shit in the bin when it was done cooking.

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>>16981986
>46
>entertaining

>>16981998
She feeds it to Naachan, who then throws it up.

It's the perfect system.

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>maiyan is smart

Should have browned the meat first. That disgusting grey is unappetizing.

Nomura is a bijin

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Bai bai

>>16981634
I told you. Fuuko is next.

>>16982023
This is why I love eitos.

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Is Management sending some hidden message to Katomina?

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That was a really nice stream

Would you agree to make Keyakizaka do bikini gravure on a regular basis so they'll have an incentive to stay in shape instead of ballooning into hamplanets?

>>16982104
No they should just stop eating

>>16982104
let em chub up first then put them in their bikinis

>>16982104
I want them to do bikini gravure but only if they stay fat.

>>16982119
Fuck off. You whale watchers are disgusting.

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>tfw your oshi wants to be BLACKED

>>16982138
yokomichi a cute

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>>16982149

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I dreamt about cuddling with Yuiyui last night and I'm a Yodafag. I can't even look at myself in the mirror anymore.

>>16982173
>I'm a Yodafag
No you aren't.

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>>16982149
Being a Tanaka oshi is suffering

>>16982173
wow fucking nys mate

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>>16981915
Oimochan? Here's my best loli

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>>16982173
you're closer to enlightenment, anon

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>>16982173
It's okay, they're both top-tier girls. Nothing to be ashamed of.

>>16982173
Both are fish.

>>16982225
Yoda is a goat

AKBs, like all 3Ds, poop

just a reminder

>>16982230
Just Hori actually.

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>>16982230
>mfw 2D fags

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>>16982173
https://comfy.moe/yyupew.mp4
Oniichan, Irete yo~

>>16982230
Ok Daru

>>16982173
Your loss. Yoda is the most beautiful girl in the world while Yuiyui is just an ugly fish.

I want an Odaeri gf

https://youtu.be/DLPYFVWTr_k

>>16982230
idols poop strawberry

>>16982230
I wish >>16981701 would poop more until she becomes dehydrated and lose weight.

>>16982239
Hnnnng what a qt

>>16982237
Honestly can't tell if you're madly in love with her or if you really hate her.
I'm leaning on the former

>>16982248
Yeah we all do but there's only one and she's probably going to marry an astronaut or something.

>>16982248
Now that she fixed her tooth and is wearing makeup she is out of my league.

>>16982248
I want a Hattsu imouto

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qATjarXBrZg

>>16982173
https://files.catbox.moe/36v04v.webm

>>16982268
Oh man she's delicious

>tfw no Hattsu imouto gf

>>16982273
>imouto gf

can you fucking not

I want to push 堀 into a 堀.

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I bet my self-conscious was thinking of this stupid scene. Curse me for being asian thus a siscon.

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>>16982173

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>>16982282
And she was in this exact attire too. fucking end my life

>>16982248
she is talking like she is wearing braces

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Have you spit on Hori eyeballs yet?

Meanwhile, I dreamed of cuddling with Non. It was nice.

>>16982298
Nen*

ftfy

>>16982303
Yuck.

>>16982285
Too fucking surreal man, exactly how I imagined her. I'm not sure if I want aidoru dreams anymore.

>>16982268
That's a son not a daughter.

>>16982277
Did you mean Lorry?

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>>16982282
>>16982288
>>16982309
Stop denying yourself, you want more wonderful yuiyui dream

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnZExNE7wZw

>>16982319
What anime is this from?

>>16982331
>Miorin
lmao who do they think they're kidding?

>>16982298
her fat rolls must be warm and comfy

>>16982324
anpanman

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>>16982331
Miooooooooo!
I knew she'd make it.

>>16982335
It's not a senbatsu prediction, EOP-kun

>>16982276
Why does that term trigger you so bad?

>>16982351
I know, it's the cover for the book. Compare it to last year's

>>16982361
Her eyes are totally dead.

Have you seen her tits though?

>>16982361
CUTE

>>16982361
Our girl!

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>>16982337

>>16982402
Imaging falling asleep on those legs.

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>>16982370
Of course.

>>16982362
I don't see the problem.

>>16982402
Delicious.

>>16982407
Yooo

>>16982417
Wow, delicious

I hope we get fat Haruppi gravure soon.

>>16982331
Nako getting into senbatsu over Mio would be magical.

>>16982417
Huh, she actually deleted this picture from her SNS.

>>16982417
she's ripe

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>>16982230
>>16982249

>>16982417
She's blessed.

>>16982460
Too hot to handle.

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Gomen ne, Smoothie - Ito Marika, Inoue Sayuri, Nakamoto Himeka


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnZExNE7wZw

>she took two months off just to get breast implants

>>16982458
Better than Annin or Yuuri gravure.

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Would you sniff Yoda's body knowing that she smells like a goat?

>>16982458
What a delicious body.

>>16982483
Her goat died and she doesn't live at home anymore.

>>16982460
now I get it
she bought new boobs

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Nogichuu in 5min

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>>16982492
She has a new goat and the smell doesn't go away that easily.

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>>16981545

>It's a shitting on Manatsu episode
Good start.

>>16982557
Nanase has to be writing the script.

>>16982479
>>16982494
it's just padding

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>>16982557

>>16982557
>not shitting on Hori

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>>16982571
There's no reason to shit on Hori.

>>16982571
don't worry she is already finding ways to attention whore like always

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Zukkyun!

>>16982553
Cute!

>>16982573
You don't shit on the toilet?

>>16982477
Why would they add another song named Gomen ne? That's so fucking stupid.

>>16982621
Never question Aki-P.

>>16982621
Management forced Marika and Sayunyan to apologize to Himetan for basically treating her like shit.

>>16981734
Yup. Full of boring Sakamichi spam. There were a few good bits though.

>>16982629
AkiP never question his ghostwriters

>>16982609
Hori is not a toilet! She's a sewer.

Ikoma is still the face of Nogizaka

>Hori is doing dumb Hori things again

almost made it through a week without but she couldn't help herself fucking dumb bitch

>>16982646
I still love Ikoma. Coincidence?

>>16982653
It's not like they set up that gag several times throughout the episode and it was the only way she could react or anything.

Scandalringo is still cute after all fight me nerds

Fucking attention Whori.

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>>16982653

>>16982658
She's cute, still a whore tho.

>>16982652
Good vibes

asuka is a miracle of the universe

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Miraculous presence revolutionary cutie

>>16982659
Is the fucking used here a verb or adjective?

>>16982633
Is your oshi a lesbian?

Every single Nogi looks absolutely beautiful on todays Nogichu, yes even Hori. Is Sony investing their entire stylist budget on them and leaving nothing for Keyaki?

>>16982656
apologists like you only empowers her unbearable ways. Please think for the human race.

>>16982680
Keyaki has far more meal budget

>>16982680
Some Keyakis are still going through puberty. So some weeks they are just gonna look shit and there's not much to do about it. You've gone through puberty, haven't you?

>>16982674
No. Or at least, there's no proof she is. Also I wasn't referring to the current Nogi Under Construction convo.

>>16982680
no amount of makeup and styling department can turn whales into anything presentable so why waste resources

>>16982680
Keyaki sells on personality and talent, plus the fact that they're already naturally beautiful. They don't need to waste money like nogi.

Fire looks exceptionally good in that uniform.

>>16982693
Keyakis have one of the highest average ages of any idol group. Especially for an idol group only in their second year. Like half of them are going to have their coming of age ceremony this January. They aren't going through puberty still.

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3rd gen next episode. Momochan making everyone laugh.

>>16982680
The all budget goes to feeding sessions.

>>16982704
at her*

>>16982704
meanwhile what can Kubuggo do besides bore everyone to sleep?

Sugai-sama really loves Kemono Friends, huh?

Imagine being a Nantaimori in Keyaki's backstage room.

>>16982725
To be fair who doesn't?

>>16982735
Best girls.

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what a manly ass

>>16982754
Would slap.

>>16982754
Just wonderful

kek they followed the dog

>>16982754
SKE is unstoppable

Well, this episode of Keyakitte should explain everything we need to know about their weight problem.

They can't walk down a street for 5 minutes without stopping for sweets.

>>16982754
Would her make my personal buttslut.

>>16982784
They are also too lenient with rewarding them with sweets desu.

>>16982754
Busuki is not for gravure.

And people wonder why KKK are whaling lmao topkek

You guys weren't kidding they're all so fat

>>16982798
I would have to disagree. Strongly

I ship this.

Can you guys stop talking about their weight. Are you a bunch of girls? There are other things to talk about.

>>16982800
Nagasawa-kun is actually somehow maintaining her roundness for some reason.

Another meme episode

>>16982810
Fuck off whale sympathiser

>>16982798
Too late. I'm already reaching climax.

>>16982810
>you're not a girl

You can gladly go away

>>16982810
But this entire episode so far has revolved around them eating.

>>16982811
No she's fat as well

What a fitting sponsor / ad for their show.

Mayuyu's dorama is supposed to be comedy? It's not funny

Fat girls are wonderful.

>>16982810
>tfw your bait is successful

I don't usually watch Keyaki variety but kept the tab open for that. You guys weren't even meming about their weight kek.

>>16982843
There's no bait in this thread. The keyaki-chans ate it all up long ago.

>>16982853
Top kek

As much as I like Naako this episode is an absolute fucking chore to sit through, holy shit.

>>16982859
this is why we can't have nice things. Nanako is a good girl but when she gets tv time she doesn't impress.

Why does she drink Pantene?

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>>16982810
OK let's talk about mayu's butt

>>16982873
You don't? Check this vegan

>>16982880
Shame about her degraded face.

>>16982880
I'd still lick her butthole even though she's past it these days.

>>16982900
How long would you lick it for?

>>16982880
Nao's better.

>>16982853
They're eating real foods hence the weight gain, bait here is nothing to them.

>>16982903
Until she told me to stop. I could probably go all day to be honest.

>>16982880
Why aren't you posting a pic of mayo ass?

>>16982933
>tfw ichino is the custest one there

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>>16982919
Have some Myao ass.

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>>16982939

Why are KKK so disgusting?

>>16982942
JAV when

>>16982941
ichino is quite cute in person

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I'm confused anon!! HELP!!!
They all looked the same!!!

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>>16982945

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>>16982939

>>16982949
Fat.

>>16982942
けっこう です

>>16982939
Why is she so far away from them? They usually sit in front of the banner.

>>16982952
did you met her or something?

>>16982957
who are these nobodies?

>>16982933
I like uneven eyes.

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>>16982958
Did you ask for more? My Japanese is rusty.

>>16982947
>>16982939
Bye Naopon ;_;

>>16982966
The girls who beat KKK in a popularity contest.

>>16982965
no, just been to SKE shows

biggest surprise is that I would totally rikachuu

>>16982970
Come on baby. You know what I want to see.

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>>16982970

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Oyasumi happy nightmares akbg

>>16982975
but who? I can't see their faces clearly

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>>16982988
More like wet dreams. Sweet dreams.

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>>16982979

>>16982954
Left - Best Sakura best Hori
Middle - Best Sakura worst hori
right - Worst Sakura best Hori

>>16982977
>rikachuu
I would Piyosu too if i were drunk but yeah, she has a nice body

>>16982324
Furogaru, manga.

>>16982994
i don't even follow hkt and i can recognise half of them

>>16982988
SPOILER THE EYES NEXT TIME

>>16982999
Good enough. I can work with this.

>>16982962
So you can see how many there are.

>>16982988
>tfw you dream your beautiful long hair got cut short
Horifying.

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>>16982754

>>16983015
>>16983020
Such a traditional japanese beauty!

>>16983008
ohh

>>16983027
Jiina is the prettiest idol.

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>>16983024

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Oshirin is too sekushii

>>16983051
That's a erotic navel.

>>16983000
so the left one is a chimera of all, i see!!

>>16983051
Praying for OshirinGravure2017

>>16982954
Best girl, Sakura and best girl.

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Have I ever mentioned how much I hate instagram.

>>16983061
Beautiful Brown.

>>16983066
Dolphin braids ＼(^o^)／

Let me summarise the past three threads for you guys who missed it, it's all about "Keyaki is fat!", you can skip them if you wanted to. Chikushou!!

>>16983086
Not everything is about you, KKKfag.

>>16982954
Worst Rena, Worst Sakura, Worst Hori

>>16983086
You're supposed to burn or trim away the fat, keyakitard.