Alternative Idols #74: Smug Housewife Edition

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Pray that Muscle Waifu wins the belt this Sunday!

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My smug housewife.

>deadlift in the OP

why are you such a faggot?

>>16695773
She's like 4.

New Yurumerumo 03.15.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7NcfSY6fxc

>>16695795
If faggotry is your concern, you should be more concerned about the nichou haro song in the op.

i dont get the Maison book girl meme

>>16695953
>gay idols for gay /alt/ wotas
i see nothing wrong

>>16695773
I'd give her my monthly protection money if you know what I am saying!!!

>>16695996
i do not understand, please elaborate

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Hachigatsu is now bullying Kanamiru

why are nichouharo even a thing? i had the misfortune of seeing them live and it was one of the cringiest things i've ever witnessed.

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>>16696015
It's Kanas fault, shouldn't have provoked her!

>>16696018
Mikitty Honmono, the founder/producer/leader, is a lifelong idolfan and a coreographer for several idols that alt love. He decided that he's gonna fulfill his dream at becoming an idol and founded the group.

is BiS the mother of all idol groups of /alt/
they spawned into many groups and many others try to emulate them?
did they really made an impact in the idol industry?
yes im a newfag

>>16696103
No the first original alt group was called fuck off. BiS blatantly ripped them off.

>>16696011
I'd give her the D*.

*dollars in exchange for her not sending around some goons to wreck my establishment

I had a dream that Gloomy posted some very lewd images and became a slut

I'm so glad this wasn't true!

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>>16696215

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>>16696215

>>16696223
remove this

>>16696103
research it yourself and then come back here in 3 months

in the meantime never post again faggot

>>16696223
What the hell??? Delete this at once!

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>>16696223
it was more along the lines off saying something like "I want to became a gravure model" and then there were photos of very skimpy clothing and no clothing at all while she was covering herself and sucking on a cucumber

gloomy please do not torment my dreams

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>>16696259
I'd love to have such dreams too!

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>>16696279
no no no it was a nightmare

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twenty-ninth for gummy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OesYRqk9hAI

Who's your broken, suicidal, depressed idolfu?
Kuromiya is mine

>>16696463
WTF is an idolfu. Sounds like a horrible word that only horrible people use.

>>16696465
Be careful or I'll hit you with my kungfu

>>16696465
i think you are my idolfu now anon

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so many good girls in one picture!

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>>16696526
Mani cutie!

I am the bone of my calls
Tiger is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand MIXes
Unknown to Normies,
Nor known to TOs.
Have withstood pain to create many chants
Yet, those words will never hold any meaning
So as I scream, unlimited glowstick works.

>>16696538
nice blogpost

please be honest with your feelings /alt/
how do you currently feel about nicamoq?

>>16696538
>Yet, those words will never hold any meaning

orz

>>16696572
I feel exactly like I did before. Nicamoq is our dark godess that we have to support in order to ease the pain of her heart and drive away her suicide thoughts!
https://twitter.com/nicamoq/status/836631712356454404

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41st for I Love Honoka!

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hawa~

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>>16696623
I am also a lover of Honoka!

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Why is Saki-sama doing this to herself? It's worse than cutting.

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What is she thinking?

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One of my ultimate end goals in life is to rub my face on Wadas thighs. I wonder if I'll ever be able to achieve that...

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>>16696682

>>16696679
idk if it is just some stupid idea from watanabe

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>>16696682
She's thinking about cooking.

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>>16696661
THAT IS A CUTE, COMFY HONKIE!

Dot-chans have some cute moe dots (spots)! Also you can see one of dot-chans pantsu!

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>>16696701
or just a cocking?

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>>16696727
Forgot my pic.

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>>16696534
i want to give her flowers too ;_;

>>16696699
it always is

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JUST

>>16696791
Looks nice on her.

>>16696791
i wonder when we can expect her to declare her pronouns and declare death to CIS scum?

new cy8er
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-Tm1qOWqSk

>>16696534
she pointin to where to stick it?

>>16696800
hopefully she'll go full skinhead instead

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Cute!

>>16696756
I love moe spots!

>>16696791
saki is so beautiful uguuu

>>16696918
god i wish that were me. Mashiro can't contain herself, she's going downtown!

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Oh my...

>>16695863
legit cried listening to this

ymm are the greatest group to ever exist

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sixty-eighth for are sue

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>>16696985
bit erotic this and as I'm trying to nofap so I do not appreciate it one bit

also doing a zubrowka very good vodka highly recommended

>>16697016
notice the grammar indicating the quality of the vodka I am currently drinking

Live performance of MBG's faithless, starts at 6:28
https://youtu.be/MCUn9WyZNeQ?t=388

>>16697031
i want to fuck yui right in the mouth with my cock

>>16696804
>>16697059
stop saying lewd things about these nice girls!!

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Stop it Nica, you can't do this unless it's Hamu!

Also she deleted all of the old line lives and I still haven't watched more than half of them. Should've downloaded them but it's too late now...

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>>16697016
not sure which is stranger; doing a nofap or drinking vodka at 4:30 in the afternoon

would seem like youve gone feral

First Migma Shelter gig where they did introductions and covers a while ago got uploaded: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaNLxYX0nRc

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better ones of those previews

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>>16697229
I've been drinking it on and off since around 11am to be honest

bought it for later but it is really good vodka with a literal blade of grass in it classy as h*ck

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>>16697318
incidentally would usually do beer but recently found out it's full of xenoestrogens and the mantits people with beer belly get are literal tits has put me off the idea so now I'm all about spirits

don't let the chemicals in the water turn your frogs gay suposter

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>>16697325
>nofap
>drinks at 11am
>xenoestrogens and beer conspiracies
the plot thickens

you should get whiskey anyway its nicer than nasty litel vodka
got some tullamore dew t'other day very decent indeed

>banmon shitters are not only slut lovers but also alcoholic degenerates
Who would've thought?

>>16697343
They really should get their own thread.
Banmon: Alcoholics General or something

>>16697351
Alcoholics Anonymous*

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>>16697341
I'm a bit of a whisky snob tbqh

if your favourite whisky isn't produced in Islay and doesn't taste like peat I am going to judge you harshly

>>16697351
wouldn't mind this one bit

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i present the only sue arse pic currently known to mankind

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>>16697374
>taste like peat
yeeeeeeeeeeee boy

favourite whiskies by a country MILE are the peaty ones
only reason dont get them is that theyre nearly always fuckoff expensive, at least in tesco which doesnt have many to begin with

>>16697379
gonna' toss one off to this

>>16696791
I want to show her butthole pleasures

>>16697304
>>16697341
>>16697398
has anyone noticed that her mole placement is always switching
which one is it? left or right?
this actually really bothers me

>>16697563
How fucking dense are you my dude? You realize that the image is mirrored when you take a selfie?

>>16697570
but which one is it

>>16697570
Except it's not. If a mole is on one side of your face it doesn't just magically switch sides because of a perspective change you dimwit. Thing's have set places.

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>>16697563
cop on

what's the best su images to fap to

>>16697588
none cuz she ugly af lmao

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>>16697588

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>>16697594
stop

>>16697606
I'm gonna puke!

>>16697574
Looks like it's on the left.

>>16697575
Have you ever looked in the mirror my guy? I guess not because you're probably a neet who doesn't give a fuck about his appeareance.

>>16697575
good god

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>>16697574
on her left

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>>16695646
I love Yuzu!

>>16695773
My Yuzu!

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>>16697611
will kill self

post more kamiya saki!

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>>16697712
You're a sadist that you enjoy seeing this?

>>16697745
this is hot as fuck

Is Ano autistic

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>>16697842
Yes she is.

>>16697745
Why is everyone so tight about it? I think that haircut looks pretty good on her because she can actually pull it off. Imagine a buzzcut Nicamoq or Wada for example, they would look pathetic even though I love them.

>>16697860
Good

>>16697745
such a waste that she is a lesbo

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>>16697864
>Imagine a buzzcut Nicamoq
she'd be JUST delectable

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>>16697864
I'd love to see Koshoji shaving Wada's head!

More about Ano

How tall is she? Probably not taller than 170 but she looks taller than the rest.

>>16697904
Imagine Wada starts crying during it like the bully victim she is

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>>16697912
Ano is 165cm.

>>16697904
Get in there! You can do it!
Go!

Look at Wada!
Haha!

>>16697916
Cool

Also I don't think she's actually autistic but it looks like she has like Tourettes if you watch her eyes carefully in showroom and variety show clips on youtube and stuff

>>16697904
>>16697912
>>16697921
You guys are mean. But the thought of Wada crying as Coshoji shaves her head and laughs at her makes me all hot and bothered. I'm a disgusting human being I guess...

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>>16697966
Wada is for bullying! her short stature and gullible nature make her a prime target for the other girls!

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>>16697912
>>16697966
In my imagination Aoi and Yui are holding her down on her knees. It wouldn't be necessary, because Wada isn't fighting back at all. She isn't even crying loudly, but only sobbing silently while the tears shed down from her eyes.

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>>16698014
yes, i like that we have collectively agreed that Yui and Aoi are Cosho's cronies while she is the master bully

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>>16698014
Stop!

>>16697992
Remember that time when that image was used to support a claim that Wada is getting bullied but I pointed out the four guys in the back? Good times. I'll protect you Wada even though the posts like this >>16698014 make me feel funny!

>>16698034
What are your thoughts on this >>16693149 though?

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>>16698050
perhaps it was an innocent Rin trying to mind her own business, when this trio of threatening girls surrounded her, Cosho holding her phone in her hand. she laughs while Yui and Aoi mug next to the slightly uncomfortable Rin, for whom at this point, the bullying has become so regular, that she doesn't even bother trying to fight back. they can then post this photo on their favorite social networking site FaceDook, where they proceed to cyberbully her further!

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>>16698042
Sure, they were imitating those guys, but it probably happened like this:

Sakurai: "Look, let's take a picture of you posing like this artwork!"
Koshoji: "Wada, you be the one that looks away. Nobody wants to see your ugly face anyways. Haha!"
Aoi and Yui (relieved that Koshoji leaves them alone): "Y-yeah."

>>16698108
Poor Wada ;_; I like you bully victim story writing skills anon.

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>>16697875
She clearly isn't.

Her bf picchi_ shaved his head along with her.

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>>16698120
thank you, i enjoy writing and reading other elaborate, alarming fantasies about the idols posts!

>>16698115
yes, and as they stand there posing for the photo, what you can't see is the tears welling in Wada's eyes.
even in that photo you posted, Yui has stolen her glasses! she cannot catch a break!

runaten is working with yunomi

new song soon

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>>16698638
I thought you were kidding, but that's great news!

https://twitter.com/runa_ten_/status/840537860163887104

realizing the new ymm ep is only 3 songs made me punch a wall through my hole

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>>16698258
she's coming back with a vengeance.

>>16698638
Yunomi is such a slut

>>16698638
>>16698774
Runaten will no doubt make that boring Yunomi production sound good.

>>16698638
Well that's going to be fucking terrible.

>>16698774
please stop rusing me sunflower chan

>>16698901
imagine having this much shit taste

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>>16698905
Alright.

>>16698915
I don't want to imagine being you

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Oh Saki, what have you done.

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>>16695646
This isn't a Chanmomo OP!

>>16699121
is momo even suitable for a housewife position?

>>16697611
it's called ejaculating
#themoreyounow

>>16697231
It wasn't a gig technically, just an offkai event. First "real" event is one announced for the 04/17 at WWX with There There Theres, IIRC

But SeiSei and Komachi singing nerve were cute. As was Yoneko singing some forgotten anime opening by Yui Horie.

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>>16699365
Yes.

>>16699365
well ,the stuff happening in the bedroom is still part of being a housewife, and we know she's a master in that category

>>16699461
I only have 200 yen today. Is that enough?

>>16699533
sorry no discounts

su is my wife

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>>16699533
Sorry you can go try Rinahamu instead.

>>16698128
No someone stop this guy he already blocked me on twitter someone make him stop please stop him

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>>16696033
Look at her stealing her gimmick now

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>>16699698
actually im afraid shes mine get your own

>>16699698
>>16699922

In theses circumstance, there should be a duel to death anons.

>>16699878
Izzat faygo?

>>16699940
Backstage @ da gathering

>>16699784
she charges 2500yen just to hold hands
im a fucking NEET i dont have that kind of money

>>16699966
who knew yunomi is down with the clown

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>>16697398
good taste

Laphroaig quarter cask is my favourite followed by Ardbeg and Lagavulin all of which were 25% off in Tesco over Christmas

I'm trying to spend less money on alcohol these days so I don't do Islay whiskies nearly as much as I used to

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>>16700036
>laphroaig
yaaaassss good kiddo thats my fave aswell really like that un

said u started at 11am and now its 6am youve been up bare long time

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Congratulation on graduating Chihana!

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>>16700121
involuntarily drunk sleeped on a couch at some point in the night

Anyone got the lyrical school live line stream from graduation?

I never recorded it and wanna see it again. :(

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>>16700163
was slightly pissed earlier but not very
drinking te now got an xfm show on and browsing google earth

Some shitty meme group just put out a new video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed-LsUht8iE

>>16696791
desu she has a nice enough jawline to pull it off

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Hardcore G shit, homie, I don't play around
Ain't shit sweet bout the peach -- this Atlanta, clown
Home of the dealers and the strippers and the clubs, though
Catch you coming out that Magic City with a snub, ho
Lurking in the club on tourist motherfuckers
Welcome to Atlanta, up your jewelry, motherfucker
These monkey niggas looking for some Luda and Jermaine
And all a nigga found was a Ruger and some pain
Pow, motherfucker, pow, Come up off the chain
Pow, motherfucker, pow, One off in the brain
We some money hungry wolves, and we down to eat the rich
Your bodyguard ain't shit, we strip him like a stripper bitch
These real ass killers move in silence with violence
The minute it set off, we the motherfucking wildest
How you from Atlanta they ain't never speak upon
Where everybody got a sack of dope and a gun

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>>16700182
doing a hair of the dog while youtube wotaing myself

>>16697031
Megumon's new cut is sick

>>16700329
What an awful song and video. At least Ano's screaming made me feel some type of way.

I still don't understand the purpose of the fat one.

>>16700329
Is this considered good music around here? Legit question.

>>16700352
No.

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>>16700342
'hair of the dog' ive learnt a new phrase today

>>16697231
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaNLxYX0nRc
who the fuck is screaming

>>16700172
https://mega.nz/#!st1FgTgL!9J7hpjh8Labt7nha0KTPaQprsi-EkonQFBhr4xMZkWs

>>16700365
who's the fourth person, Nicamoq forced to take picture of Rinahamu with her better friends?

all you faggots calling saki a horse just got btfo by her new gi jane look
fuck you

>>16700442
>reeeeee

>>16700442
WTF I just got owned???

>>16699455
Fuck I don't want to wait for so long. Also I was impressed by Seiseis vocal skills when she performed solo, I guess she's not all looks.

>>16700412
I guess that person was trying to immitate BiSkaidan version of Nerve.

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Gloomy unf edition!

>>16700329
this is so good, the best idol group around at the minute.

Yuzuposter is the janny. You heard it here first.

>>16700437
poor cucked Nicamoq

>>16700329
Pretty good actually
Video is well made as well

>>16700437
>>16700816
But Nica is friends with Mashiro!

>>16700481
is this the newest member if nicohalo

>>16700329
More and more they are becoming The ANO Freak Show.

Minimal melody and drums that are playing an entirely different song. It will have to grow on me.

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I love this cute Honkie!

>>16701246
>Minimal melody and drums that are playing an entirely different song
That's what makes it good though

>>16700329
dirty napi

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New unit: Succubus to Aventur

https://youtu.be/jQ_8S0argmA

banmon live

Describe a group with one word and have others guess which one you're talking about! I'll start:

xylophones

>>16701323
Dook.

my word is Sluts

>>16701317
isnt this that "bitch" something group? i see they've evolved. gonna wank off to the titty midget a fair bit

>>16701325
banmon!

>>16701325
Could be anyone but I'll guess Banmon!

>>16701323
fuck off homicidol

>>16701323
to be accurate they're called marimbas

>>16701330
It's got some OTOME BITCH members in it but this is a new project, apparently.

the new YLMLM is off the fuckin chain and the fact that you nerdmos have voiced your displeasure with it has only cemented the fact that you all have shit taste

>>16701337
I agree
The people who don't like it are probably the kind of people to only eat margherita pizzas or take the tomato and/or pickles off their hamburgers

>>16701337
typical banmon fags

>>16701373
bokura banmon music

>>16701377
mirai kaze ni nosete

>>16701369
the blob is yakuza now

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Gift for Su poster

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Turns out apart from having an amazing voice I'm in love with and a great sense of style best Dot-chan is also a skillful piano player! Also the ending in this video is very cute!
https://twitter.com/dotstokyo/status/840939989680586757

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>>16701806
Her new haircut is cute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUC3g8q2W38

see if you can pick out the autistic nijicons

https://youtu.be/yWM4Hiv3e2g?t=143

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Fortunately Yuzu is safe from him.

saki is fucking beautiful and now you all know it to be true

>>16702019
She looks like a 90s chav.

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>>16701336
well luckily Succubus Adventur is keeping OTOME Bitch's key feature which is being 100% unequivocally for cum!

>>16702019
you can talk about wanting to fuck horses all you want but bestiality is still illegal.

>>16702019
True but she looks a bit too much like my m8's sister whom I despise!

welp, someone's dropping out of doping berry

https://twitter.com/aoi__hina/status/840910706941743106

>>16701806
She is truly the best girl in idol right now.
All the other unskilled high-pitched girls can pack their shit.

>>16702078
>bestiality is still illegal.
I don't think it actually is in Japan

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>>16702118
Huh? I didn't even know her name.

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>>16697628
I love Yuzu!

>>16702108
You should fuck your m8's sister, this is the only way!

>>16700481

Doesn't look bad to be honest.

>>16701806
She's got a new haircut! It looks really cute.

saki gravure when

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>>16702906
>>16701832
Yes!

>>16703197
wasn't there 8 of them a few months ago? where are they all going?

>>16703251
That's not all of them in the photo.

>>16703312
oh right, how many are there then? it seems like a while since i've seen more than 5 of them together

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>>16700329
napi is best girl as always

>>16703447

It's not really fair when her competition is >ano, >chiffon and that other literal who.

>>16703345
Don't know myself, kind of hard to tell them apart when you can't fully see their faces.

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>>16703472
>that other literal who
Kechon, her name is Kechon. Someday she will return to her himecut and become #1!

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>>16703472
that other literal who is kechon, who is easily second best girl

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>>16703491
Napi >> Kechon > Chiffon > Ano

>>16703507
Ano, you hold the chopsticks!

>>16703528
they had to hide the knives from her

>>16703540
Lmao and why did she bring a microphone???
>_<

>>16703507

Napi >>> Chiffon > Ano >> her

>>16703528
its so she doesn't burn or cut herself on something!

>>16703547
she got confused!

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>>16703549
Please give poor Kechon some love.

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Napi > Kechon > (POWER GAP) > Chiffon > Ano

>>16703561
yes, Kechon is very bullyable - not to mention her big fat filipino titties! all good qualities!

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>>16703561
>Please give poor Kechon some love
Just give me that chance.

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>>16703640

>>16703649
slut

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>>16703701
It's not her fault, it's in her genes.

>>16703701
She's half filipino so it's okay!

Napi > Chiffon > Ano >>>> new bis > kechong

Ano > Kecong > Chiffon > Napi

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>>16703888
Did she take a dump on stage?

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>>16703897
She is a victim of August bullying.

>>16703897
No, she tried to become a pokemon!

>>16703733
>>16703718
>chiffon better than anyone
wow

>>16704095
Chiffon is better than Ano cause Ano is mentally ill, so she's automatically at the bottom.

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>"It's me, it's me, it's You-na-P!"

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>>16704095
>Chiffon is a smily girl who cares a lot about her fans(I'm also suspecting her to more or less actively monitoring their twitter accounts). She's filled with positive energy and is actually the most energic member of Yurumerumo. While not being a "batshit crazy" as Ano, she's also the more prone to descend of the stage to come to sing in the middle of the public. I should also add that having her playing bass recently added additional points to her charisma stats.

>If you ever come to live, be sure to help protecting her smile, that's the most precious thing in the world.

>>16704143
she's fat tho

>>16700433
>>16700433
Thank you kind sir.

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>>16704143
And she takes care of that mentally challenged child.

>>16704143
she can also help you with oral hygiene

>>16704304
yes, because she is also a good working girl.

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Rare twintail Mizuho.

>>16704470
seems like time spent with Chanmomo didn't go to waste.

>>16704514
dental assistant is a respectable job anon.

>>16704628
Working girl: Euphemistic term for a prostitute, often preferred by the sex workers themselves.

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Наги - демон спермы и мастурбирующая личинка

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>>16704716
Da, eto verno.

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This is the pinnacle of /alt/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifHGeKsW2ZM

What the fuck is the guy in the camo doing at the end

>>16705207
>the midgets on the right
^_^

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>>16705207

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>>16705366

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>>16705371
Wonder if it's the Rinahamu fan in Omiyage

Why does Yurumerumo attract so many Korean fans? Is it because they relate to Ano's autism or something?

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>>16705366
>>16705371

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Just recently got into Lyrical school, Jpops doesn't have much of their stuff.

Anyone got a good source for their stuff? A google drive or website perhaps?

I would love to see Lyrical School no Michi To no Souguu

and maybe the other bluray shows. Right now stuck watching youtube stuff.

Also another question, have they ever sold the baseball jerseys in the picture? I would love to get one.

Thanks.

>>16705566
they're dead

>>16705574
Yeah I understand they only have 2 members and are doing open recruiting right now basically. But I still enjoy their stuff I've seen and would love to see the bluray concerts and stuff.

Unfortunately Jpops doesn't have much in that regard. I'll probably by the one man live 2017 bluray when it comes out though.

>>16705439
Koreans don't have taste in music or idols so they gravitate to groups with the most exposure.

>>16705587
So why aren't they fans of Banmon?

>>16705677
Because banmon members deny the existence of comfort women and will play at yasukuni shrine.

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Are there any /alt/ groups that even come close to being as good as OyaHolo?

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>>16705727
Over 1000 times better than fuckass gaygram

>>16705727
Their first album > everything in /alt/. Their presense is top 5 too. Overall they're by far my favorite.

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>>16705727

>>16705762
First album was weak though
2 and ... were much better
Even the Emerald EP was better than the first one
Best tracks on the first are Drifter (though the sound quality is horrible for it on the album), note, and Dareka no niwa. The versions of the other tracks that are also on the Emerald EP are superior to the versions on the first album, too

>>16705727
passcode comes to mind and dempa gumi if they are considered /alt/

>>16705962
I can't stand 2 save for neuromancer and maybe kaeri michi. ... is much better than 2 but still weak, the only genuinely great tracks are friday and mahiru no dance. Meanwhile every song on s/t is memorable and amazing. The "shitty" production only makes it more raw and better too. I think me and you come from different music backgrounds hence opposite opinions.

>>16705999
I really liked raw/indie sounds which is a great reason for my love on oyahoro and bellring
>pleb taste

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I;m thinkign bout that Honkie

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>>16706029
Me too! I thinka boutdat Honk everyday!

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Cute Saeki.

>>16705999
>the shitty production makes it better

Looks like we've got ourselves a retard here
Hello retard

>>16706058
it is good to keep her in your thoughts, and pray that she is warm and safe! and please remember, all Honoka nicknames are ok except Honkers!!

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>>16706074
I'd like to hug dat honkadonk

>>16706070
Are you too shortsighted to see the quotation marks? Don't pretend you don't understand what I meant dumb fuck.

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I want to comfort this beautiful sad girl!

>>16706101
I don't think you understand what you meant
You're deluding yourself to justify preferring an inferior prodouct for the sake of being edgy

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>>16706103
You can't comfort her but the wind can!

>>16706112
Lo-fi is a nice sound, has nothing to do with being edgy, you sperg.

>>16706126
What an edgy opinion for defending your low standards
Try not to cut yourself

>>16706112
Very nice insight my plebeian friend. So you're telling me that certain genres of music aren't way better off sounding raw and not clean? Imagine listening to clean sounding black metal or screamo. Since you're retarded I have to remind you that a big part of Oyahoros s/t is noise guitar and Ogawas roots are in underground scene.

>>16706152
>>16706131
>>16706126
>>16706112
>>16706101
>>16706074
>>16706070
>>16705999
Wow you guys are fags, OyaHoro rocks cuz i want Kanamiru to swallow my cum. don't care about the music at all.

>>16706131
>inferring listening to /alt/ idols is not having a low standard

>>16706163
yeah, those guys couldn't stand other people in their scenes so they had to find as edgy and ironic as they could and they found chika idols.

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>>16706161
Don't talk about Kana like that, she's a nice hard working girl! If you don't believe me you can read her interview and see for yourself.

>>16706176
only thing hard about her working girlness is my dick when she is performing her duties at the soapland she works at.

>>16706131
You must enjoy that lifeless, glossy Babymetal sound. Back to your containment thread, you muppet.

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>>16706180
You're mean and a bitch!

Do people here follow cheeky parade? They just released a new mv https://youtu.be/nshD03_HhJg

>>16706152
Oh yeah you totally got me there
I'm bleeding everywhere at the thought of listening to black metal or screamo with decent recording quality
You're one of those "it's okay because my intent was to come off as retarded!" blokes aren't you

>>16706200
>>16706152
You guys wouldn't be here if there weren't cute girls shoved in your face.

>>16705999
>come from different music backgrounds hence opposite opinions.
I don't think you have any proof for that thoguh

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>>16706200
>liking lo-fi sound is delusional and edgy
>calls others retarded
I think it's time for you to fuck off 2bh

>>16706236
No shit it was just a guess.