Umineko Seacats

inb4 the thread gets deleted because you called it a general

>>16570191
There are like four other threads called that right now

I need good pictures of beato..

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>>16570449

>>16570191
It obviously is a general. I'd be okay with a boardpurge, but if mods decide to crack down on generals they should start with the idol cancer.

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I wish I had a version of this pic with no text

>>16572707
Or they could start with the huge stick in your ass :^)

I wonder what it would be like to stick my tounge into Rosa's belly button.

>>16573610
>I dedicate this tale to my beloved witch, BeaTrice

>>16574456
BaTtler BeaTrice
Deeper than the Mariana Trench. R07 had predicted BT's death, or rather R07 wrote Umineko trying to justify killing BT to himself. After he killed BT when he finished ch4, he was slowly swallowed by grief in Chiru and thus it turned in to an apology piece to BT.

beato

>>16574496
Banquet
Alliance
Turn
Twilight
Legend
End
Requiem

>>16574541
pottery

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>>16574541
What the fuck

>>16574697
Kojima's done it again

This whole scene in Dawn where George tells Sayo about how redpilled he was is the best

>>16574697
>animu

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>>16575847
damedame subs make it okay

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>>16574541
Wow

>>16574174
Would you stick it anywhere else, though?

>>16576654
I'd stick my tongue all over Rosa.

>>16576150
You won't happen to have the pic of Kanon telling Shannon "You know damn well why I can't play cards with you, go seek mental help" right?

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>>16578142
Here you go.

>>16576150
>>16578508
Can someone upload all the episodes of the damedame version? A lot of them are dead on nyaa.

>>16578613
I'll see what I can do.

>>16578613
https://mega.nz/#F!F0t23CSR!EEn18EYp40NzVyg--B-JVQ

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Just started ep7 today, I greatly enjoyed all the previous ones but I can already feel this is gonna be different, what am I in for?

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>>16578724
Not that anon, but thanks.

>>16579032
A funeral for a mystery.

>>16578724
Thank you anon.

>>16579032
Answers

I found it to be a very good Episode the first time through, though I think it has the least replay value out of all the Episodes, since it's mostly geared towards revealing answers rather than telling a new story. Expect a few infodumps here and there, and a bit of a slow start before you get used to the new lead.

>>16578724
Pretty fucking neato.

>>16579032
The answers. All of them.

It's not really an usual episode. EP 7 is the end of the story, while EP 8 is the epilogue.

So you'll get all the answers in a tight package, Beato will be unmasked, and Bern will facefuck the mystery.

>>16579354
Personally, I'd say Episode 6 was the conclusion of Battler and Beatrice's story.
Episode 7 is the answer sheet.
And Episode 8 is the conclusion to Ange's story, while also being a way to give everybody one last shining moment before saying farewell to the series.

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Genji is the best at hide and seek.

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>>16578724
>Those ed subtitles
I'll take one Rosatrice to go as well, please.

>>16579491
That's certainly an understandable and valuable viewpoint.

Why the fuck is this thread autosaging?

>>16579504
The hide and seek was really well done in the Manga

Episode 1: Island Murder Mystery
Episode 6: Teen Sex Party

>>16579504
Why does Genji call himself Furniture? Because he is being used by Yasu?

>>16581029
Because he is a Kinzo serving robot with only enough free will to hide Yasu from Kinzo.

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Where can I buy this?

>>16579981
I enjoyed it a lot more than the quiz tournament from the VN.

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>>16581029
Literally the next page.

It's just his work ethic.

What would a fantasy variation of Erika be like?

>>16583515
It's Erika.

>>16583515
Bernkastel

>>16581805
this

>>16579032
disappointing answers and a new boring protagonist couple

>>16581805
I found it but I thing the kisure is separate from the plush https://www.archonia.com/mangashop/en/article/85294/

>>16586079
kiseru*

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>>16583515
Dead.

>>16588470
>tfw no smug chuuni daughturu

>>16588470
No, that's the mystery variation.

>>16581805
It sure was satisfying when Ange got rid of that Beato doll in the Trick Ending.

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Should I tell him?

>>16590511
No

When They Cry 5 Anime when?

>>16590587
Umineko's anime sold really badly so probably never

It will most likely get a manga though. I think all of Ryukishi's VNs so far have manga adaptations

>>16590587
We need an anime of When They Cry 4 first

>>16590587
>Animu

>>16590714
>>16590587
Can I laugh at you? Fuck it, I'll laugh anyway.
>>16590641
I'm pretty sure it wasn't a serious question. Every single person in the world knows it's impossible, especially you, nerdy moon lovers from /jp/

>>16591037
dick?

>>16591098
Dick

>>16591037
swag?

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>>16591037
Some of this must have been intentional

>>16578724
Heh, I've always wanted to watch DameDameSubs, never got round to it. Thanks anon, downloading now.
Is it funny all the way through, or have I seen all the best bits in images already?

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It's saturday night and I want a mystery!

>>16591653
It's pretty funny throughout.

>>16591664
Okay, just a quick one.

The family hear a gunshot and follow their ears. They come across a guest bedroom. The key to the bedroom is right in front of the locked door.
Battler uses the key on the door and opens it. Inside they find Rudolf slumped in a chair, a gun next to him. He seems to have shot himself through the mouth.
After calming down, Battler surmises that it'd be impossible for Rudolf to have kicked the key through the gap under the door after killing himself, the distance is just too much, and no signs of trickery were seen.
So someone must've entered the room, killed Rudolf, locked the door, got outside and somehow make the key appear right in front of the door.

What happened?

>>16591969
Is the distance big from the door to the key or from Rudolf to the key?
Because if its the later then:
Rudolf entered the room, kicked the key under the door, moved some distance away from the door and killed himself

>>16592024
Eh, this is why I shouldn't do quick mysteries. There's a whole scenario at play here that causes these events. But in essence you completely got it.

Let me just tell you that Rudolf did not mean to kill himself.

>>16592051
I can't come up with a good reason for aiming a loaded gun at your mouth and accidentally pressing the trigger
If the victim was Jessica and she was highly drunk I would have thought about her somehow confusing her inhaler for a gun

>>16592153
>If the victim was Jessica and she was highly drunk I would have thought about her somehow confusing her inhaler for a gun
Heh, I love that idea. Silly enough to use, but I don't think people would've liked the solution.

Eh, I wish I could re-do this mystery. It was meant to be short, but not this short.

>I can't come up with a good reason for aiming a loaded gun at your mouth and accidentally pressing the trigger
What if the person holding it didn't know it was a fully-functioning loaded gun?

>>16592206
Spend some time thinking one up if you can, I'd love to do another one of yours. Last thread was fun.

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>>16592483
Yeah, this one was the locked room version of a premature ejaculation, if you know what I mean. I'll sit in my mystery dungeon in the meantime and conjure up something better for next time. Glad to know you enjoy them.

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Wasn't expecting such a creepy scene in this chapter.
Made me realize how much I missed them.

>>16592803
What was even the point of that scene? It meant nothing in the end.

>>16592803
Oh noooooo

>>16592867
>>16592961
>>16585628

I can see EP7 still receives a lot of hate.

>>16592867
I always felt like that scene was really out of place. It's never mentioned again and it serves no purpose to the story at all. I guess Yasu just wanted to spook Jessica for some reason

>>16593550
The point of that scene was to show off Yasu's playfulness and how she kept reaffirming the existence of the witch.
It also provides us an interesting perspective from Jessica, since she pretty much figured out the culprits of the prank but discarded that thought immediately because she couldnt think of any reason for the servants to do something like that, sounds familiar?
When you think about it, its a pretty significant scene and just like most of episode 7, it provides you with a pretty obvious key to the mystery as a whole.

>>16592803
I don't remember this at all, what happened in this scene again?

>>16594179
Will was asking about Beatrice and Jessica decided to tell a spooky story about how she hung out in the VIP room.

Why didn't Rika just drop a rock on droopy when she walked under a bridge or something? When you get unlimited tries, you're bound to get away with the murders eventually.

>>16594447
Did you even read/watch Higurashi?
Rika only figures who is behind the murders on the last chapters/timeloops, and even then she forgets and Hanyuu has to remind her

>>16594675
I thought it was takano who personally gut her at the shrine most kakeras, not some random mook.

>>16594963
Takano uses drugs to put Rika to sleep before killing her
Rika pisses off Takano in the last episodes so she guts her while she is conscious, and even then Rika forgets it because she never remembers how she dies
She remembers on the last episode because Hanyuu gets motivated to try to save Rika after she watches Rika struggle not to fall asleep while Takano pulls out their entrails

>>16591760
>>16591653
Lots of bits of meta humor that can only be understood if you finished Umineko proper, some of it pretty damn clever.

I'm always impressed by how it can be ridiculously clever sometimes, making fun of popular theories, or just throwing dank memes around.

>>16589084
I want to hug Maria.

>>16596057
>ridiculously clever
Do you have any examples ?

Haven't read Higanbana yet, but is BT the reason why Ryukishi07 hasn't created another masterpiece?
I may be wrong, Higanbana may be good, but I haven't seen anyone madly praise it or discuss it, so Im guessing it isn't that good.

>>16598793
It's okay. It's just not WTC level.

>>16598891
>Haven't read Higanbana yet, but is BT the reason why Ryukishi07 hasn't created another masterpiece?

Did you miss the misplace the questionmark?

>>16598793
>haven't seen anyone madly praise it or discuss it
Higanbana is just a collection of short stories, it isn't a big story like Higurashi and Umineko. It doesn't have as much to discuss

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>>16598970
So why did he stop writing? He just continues to mooch off of Higurashi.
Rose Gun Days isn't exactly stellar either and breaks away from the WTC series anyways.

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>>16599010
>mangapanda

>>16599028
Thanks, I guess.
Yasu looks really cute here.

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>>16599052
I'm still mad they put this on one of the covers

Does RGD get better after 1947? Because so far switching the main cast to literal children really pisses me off, even if previous MC was literally Spike Spiegel ripoff

I'm a seacat, what do I do now eh?

>>16599274
Fuck, it looks like I said "literally" two times in a row
Sudoku time

>>16599010
>stop writing
There's Iwaihime, TRianthology, Hotarubi, Rewrite Anime storyboard and now the next WTC.

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>>16598541
Too many to count, but the first half of episode 6 (?) with Shannon and George, making fun of Shannontrice.

Or Kanon's interlude when he is killed in the first arc, which is very funny because it subtly makes fun of Shkanontrice again.

Between memes and stupidity, you actually get lines which are pretty clever.

>>16599010
>>16599923
He also wrote one of the scenarios for Kamaitachi no Yoru - Rinne Saisei which was released last week, and he has that ongoing harem battle manga.

He hasn't stopped writing at all. If anything, I think he writes more now than he used to

I just had a captcha that had "beatrice" in it.

>>16599274
I thought I would hate the wandering dogs but they get really good
Their theme is also really hype
Oliver best girl

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>>16600017
I wonder if he's not searching himself somehow. After the end of Umineko, and the absolute bombing of Higanbana. It can't be healthy as a writer.

He's trying new grounds almost desperately. He still got the touch, but lost faith in himself. The kind of toying with the readers you get in a WTC can only be created upon a solid foundation of self-confidence, and he lost his on the path.

I wonder if the new WTC will not be asinine as a result, or empty, like a man going through the motions without a soul.

>>16601014
I actually disliked all of the new stuff so far, haven't read trianthology yet (can't find a torrent).
But been catching up on higanbana, so far it's decent though. Nothing special.

>>16601014
Ive enjoyed pretty much all his other works so far, I dont think its fair to expect something on the scale of Higurashi or Umineko in every single of his works.
It does looks like he has taken quite a liking to the supernatural horror genre (higanbana, Iwahime, hotarubi) and hasn't really done any proper mystery since Umineko
In any case, I have no doubt that he must have some new grand concept or idea to play around in the new WTC, and im looking forward to it.

>>16601055
>(can't find a torrent).
Here you go https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0BzdNfLGacG1rV0tQUEozMzZvN0E

>>16601160
Hah wow thank you, didn't expect that now.

I just reread Higanbana the Second Night and the story with the 13th step was really nice, loved it from start to finish

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>tfw no Erika dakimakura
Feels bad man...

>>16601014
>>16601160
Come on at least give him some money and buy it if you're complaining

>>16601672
Why is she so erotic?

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>>16601866
Because she's a pervert.

>>16601672
>sold out at Mandarake
Fuck

>>16601672
I need the full picture to this actually

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>>16601672
>tfw no Erika fumo

>>16602038
I swear when I go to Nippon I will fap myself to death.

>>16602090
http://imgur.com/r95B6ZB

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>>16602169
As expected, Erika got the first decent Umineko porn pic
Magic truly exists

>>16602169
I don't know where you found this because I literally just searched my ass off but anyhow
fuck yeah

>>16602200
it's on sankakucomplex.

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More Gaap edits or fight agaisnt Shannon when?

>>16602612
Sorry, been a bit busy lately. Still working on it.

>>16601866
She represents a lust for mystery to contrast beatrice's love for mystery.

>>16603850
I hadn't thought of that before. Makes sense though.

beato

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has

>>16604121
Hideous graphics.

>>16604121

LARV

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>>16604126
What on earth are you talking about?

>>16604148
Okay I'm lost, what?

>>16604158

Old silly meme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRgp-7Q4alU

>>16604121

The tightest seacat cleavage.

>>16604174
Perfect for paizuri.

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>>16604174
A challenger appears!

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>>16604249

Splat.

Do people still play Ougon Musou Kyou?

>>16604775
I play it occasionally. I'll definitely be buying and playing the translated version when it comes out.

>>16605455
When will it come out? When will Higurashi Answer Arc come out? I can't fucking wait.

>>16606053
No idea. They announced that they were bringing it over, but no dates were given.

>>16606053
>When will Higurashi Answer Arc come out?
https://curiouscat.me/Kouryuu/post/91432897?t=1485560814

>>16607861
>later this year

Well shit.

one of you, quick, buy this!
https://order.mandarake.co.jp/order/DetailPage/item?itemCode=1060051017&ref=list&lang=en

>>16609220
Wait. Is it a set, or just Rena?

>>16609220
Done.

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>>16609342
Nice :D

>>16609358
Hopefully nothing goes wrong and cancels the order.

>>16604121
damaged balls and penis

>>16604249
Eva, Natsuhi, Shannon, and Gaap have better tits.

>>16609364
Yah, fingers crossed
Them figs is nice

>>16609465
But who has the best tits? That's the real question.

If Kinzo is dead, what's up with all the scenes with him in the fourth game ?

>>16609594
The fourth game is all one giant conspiracy. Everyone but Battler is in on it.

>>16609608
Oh, I see. Thanks

why did lambda said that beatrice was faking at the end of EP 4?

What are you referring to? You mean 3?

>>16609492
gaap, of course
http://imgur.com/a/0kDFO

>>16609758
meant for >>16609746

Guys, Satan is dead in the real world.


What happens now?

>>16598793
>Haven't read Higanbana yet, but is BT the reason why Ryukishi07 hasn't created another masterpiece?
No.

>I may be wrong, Higanbana may be good, but I haven't seen anyone madly praise it or discuss it, so Im guessing it isn't that good.
You are wrong, Higanbana is great, it's just that there's not much to discuss. It's a collection of short stories in a elementary school involving bullying, death, suicide, dark thoughts, pedophilia and other negative emotions. It's worth reading for the bullying, the actress girl story for the twist and the running girl story.

Second Night feels less darker than the First Night but it's still fun.

>>16599010
>So why did he stop writing?
Ryukishi said in an interview that he's getting old and that he can't write as fast as he did with Higurashi and Umineko. But then came out of nowhere with like 5 titles.

>Rose Gun Days isn't exactly stellar either
I disagree. RGD was great. It started off slow, some of the characters lack the chemistry he's known for, but Season 3 is up there with Higurashi ep 6 and Umineko ep 5.

>>16601014
>I wonder if he's not searching himself somehow. After the end of Umineko, and the absolute bombing of Higanbana. It can't be healthy as a writer.
Nah, Higanbana apparently sold to his expectation. People love to spin the whole ''woe is the author'' but it's clear he's happy writing whatever he's doing. Plus Higanbana came out back in 2011. I'm more concerned about Ryukishi making multiple

>like a man going through the motions without a soul.
lol

>>16609763
Biggest/most exposed does not automatically equate to best. There are other factors you need to take into account.

>>16609859
Like what? To be honest, nearly all the characters have the same breast size.

>>16609885
Stuff like shape, firmness, and overall balance with the rest of their figure.
And the range of sizes varies depending on the artist, making it hard to pin down who's bigger than who. For example, between Eva and Natsuhi.
http://imgur.com/7HTMYpX
Also, is anyone else unable to post images now?

>>16609859
Gaap has the sexiest boobs in the franchise though, and dem legs.

>>16609927
They're big to be sure, and they're highlighted by her dress. But in terms of overall balance with her figure, I think Beato is one of the best. Natsuhi and Eva's breasts both have great shape as well.

And when it comes to legs, I honestly think Jessica or some of the furniture could give Gaap a run for her money.

>>16609946
I think the best way to judge would be for all the women to line up naked, and examine them one by one.

>>16609957
The closest thing I have are these edits of mine, but they're incomplete and often don't do them justice.
http://imgur.com/sNzVyZt

>>16609957
Oh, sounds interesting. What would such an examination entail exactly? What qualities would you be judging?

>>16609924
>Stuff like shape, firmness, and overall balance with the rest of their figure.
>>16609763
>http://imgur.com/a/0kDFO

Gaap. Still, would have enjoyed to see George beat the crap out of her in Episode 4 though.

>>16609924
According to Battler in the manga, Eva is about an inch bigger than Natsuhi.

I think this calls for a census.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12392734

>>16609946
>And when it comes to legs, I honestly think Jessica or some of the furniture could give Gaap a run for her money.
Nah
http://imgur.com/a/ZxEmK

>>16609999
Why even try? They always cheat on these polls.

>>16609980
>What qualities would you be judging?
Firmness, amount of fat, the size, the shape, the taste, how the breast look when erected and cold, how erotic they look while bouncing up and down, the softness while hugging. Each judges (anons) would have 10 minutes per girl to sample their breasts through these criteria based on their personal preference and overall perfection in terms of idealized breasts.

That way, a loli with budding breast can compete with those of Gaap or Shannon.

i just want to nap on eva's lap sucking on her tits

>>16610025
>Gaap or Shannon
judge them with all the criteria you can think of

>>16610029
George, you're no longer a baby.
Go fantasize about Shannon's breasts or something.

>>16610022
It's still fun every now and then.

>>16610036
>fantasize about Shannon's breasts
fantasize is such a fitting word when it comes to her non-existent amazing female breasts

daga otoko da

>>16609758

nope, episode 4 ??? extra

>>16610029
I can practically hear the ara~ara~
http://imgur.com/VdPZe91

>>16610043
>fantasize is such a fitting word when it comes to her non-existent amazing female breasts
I'm just that much of a genius.

>>16610035
They're more impressive than I remember.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-lG6cQGpu4fE/UYNKZ8jNH0I/AAAAAAAAfns/fUy8vZiWylc/s0/000.jpg

>>16610018
Counterargument
http://imgur.com/2ZgJogr
>>16610025
Sounds fair enough. As a side, that comes to about 3 hours or so of nonstop breast play.
>>16610043
For breasts like these, I'm willing to accept fantasy.
http://imgur.com/Lk9BNsH
>>16610065
The manga has a few truly excellent Gaap shots.
http://imgur.com/L4Zg1vH

What would have happened if Will forced Shannon to call Kanon with the theatergoing ability in Ep.7?

>>16610084
I imagine something akin to a logic error.

>>16610090
Wouldn't a logic error mean that the witch side lost? I recall the narrator saying that Shannon was implicitly warning Will that he was about to put himself in checkmate with that move, which would be a victory for the witch side. I don't understand why calling Kanon would make Will lose, though.

>>16610025
What about testing multiple women at once? For example, having a topless Eva and Natsuhi line up side by side so that you can closely compare their racks. And in the end, when a decision is finally reached the loser refuses to accept it and demands a redo of the examination.

>>16610112
Perhaps Featherine's hax theatergoing authority would have made it so that Will could actually force Shannon and Kanon to appear before him, even though it should be impossible according to the rules of the gameboard. If he were to insist on doing it anyway, then the fact that "Shannon and Kanon are two separate people who have appeared before the detective." would be forced into the games logic, rendering it unsolvable.

>>16610084
>What would have happened if Will forced Shannon to call Kanon with the theatergoing ability in Ep.7?
Depends on what you believe. I adamantly believe that regardless of Yasu writing rules XYZ, which I still think is bullshit, the actual rule Z is that Shannon and Kanon are unable to be in the same room by the law of the game itself.
The way it's presented makes the reader think that Shannon is giving a warning, and that it would be checkmate for her, but this is actually incorrect. Shannon said that it would be a checkmate for Will. Why would forcing the truth be a checkmate for the detective? The answer is simply that forcing such a decision would break the Z law and everything in it.

>>16610117
>What about testing multiple women at once?
Well we could always have tournament type breast contests, where judges feel the breasts and decide which is the best until only one remains. Rather than doing it one by one.

>>16610153
Which means two things: either the theatergoing authority doesn't actually show the truth, or Shannon and Kanon are really two different people.

>>16610179
Or theatergoing authority is so bullshit that it can just change/retcon the truth without regard for logic errors. I wouldn't put it past Featherine's power.

>>16610170
That might work to save time, and would no doubt result in some interesting matchups.
Which pairs do you think would be most entertaining to see?
Also, what would the owner of the winning pair of tits receive?

>>16610197
>That might work to save time, and would no doubt result in some interesting matchups.
Yeah but can you imagine one girl being gropped by X number of anons? It's a bit too creepy for my taste.

A number of anons touching the breasts of the Seacats for 10 minutes each is fine, but a horde of them, on two of them, seems a bit excessive.

>Which pairs do you think would be most entertaining to see?
Gaap and Beatrice.

>Also, what would the owner of the winning pair of tits receive?
The breasts of whichever Seacat they desire.
By that, I actually mean cutting off the breasts as a victory prize.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnH9Gbw4ybk

>>16610168
You still have to wonder why such a rule exists, though. If Shannon and Kanon are the same person there wouldn't be any need for rule Z, because they simply couldn't appear in the same room in the first place.

>>16610214
>You still have to wonder why such a rule exists, though.
Bernkastel said that the rule exist to confuse her. Honestly, the entirety of the rules by Yasu conflict with the interpretation of the rules Bernkastel received by Lambda.

Yasu:
>Rule X: The accomplice is different every time.
>The adults are all in financial trouble.
>It is easy to bribe them.

Bernkastel
>Lambda-Delta boasted that I will 'absolutely' not be able to win in this game board.
>At that time, I paradoxically identified the rule X.

Me:
How would changing accomplishes imply that it is impossible to figure out the culprit? It makes it more complicated, for sure, but not impossible.

Yasu:
>Rule Y: Lies agreed on by everyone can be depicted as actually happening.
In a locked room situation anything goes.
>People who observe the golden butterflies are either accomplices or dead.
>Those who were not bribed can only see the golden butterflies in the timespace of 30 minutes before their death.

Bernkastel:
>The rule Y that makes it into the source of the magic.
>It seems Lambda-Delta touched it a bit but too, but she can't possibly reach her level.
>If we call this very thing as magic, except for Beatrice, certainly not one of us can be called a witch.
>In that sense, we may say that since she put together her own magic system, even if she enters the beginners' class, as a witch, her level already surpasses the witches, ... and she is starting to step even into your level.
>If she were strongly aware of that and comprehended it.
>Not even Lambda-Delta would be a match for her, and I even less.
>And most probably, I'll be afflicted with the same disease as you.
>However, even so, this is really interesting.
>I see this rule Y as the very existence of the witch Beatrice.

Me:
This seems similar but also weirdly different. The closed rooms are the source of her magic, creating the illusion that it could only have been done by a witch, but the rest, such as bribing others and seeing butterflies seems irrelevant.

Bernkastel:
>Because the number of phenomenona being observed that can't be explained with rules X and Y alone is way too big.
>Rule Z's true colours are unknown.
>By Lambda-Delta's speech, it seems that this component has a lethally bad affinity to me.
>If we take 'that' as a hint, ...... what on earth could it be?
>My power is just like writing up a map, making sure of all the forks of the maze, spending a hundred years.
>In other words, no matter how complex is the maze, one day, I'll certainly be able to walk through it.
>In other words, ...... it is a maze where it's meaningless to write maps.
Would it be alright to say that, for example, it is a maze of indefinite shape that constantly changes the shape, flexibly?

Yasu:
>Rule Z: Somebody, please stop me! Sayo ultimately wishes for Battler to stop her as the culprit, and that she will stop the crimes if the epitaph is solved.

Me:
This is the rule that honestly makes no sense to me. Beatrice wanting to be caught is something well established even in the first game. It's not something unmapable.
This is why I think Rule Z exist and the 'official' rule is either a lie or bullshit. Shannon and Kanon never being in the same room is likely the rule because it's impossible to actually give a cohesive answer. It keeps moving. They're always separated. Imagine if character X keep being absent during a murder. What would you think? And then they would keep disappearing in every subsequent murder. It would be impossible to solve.

And it works with Shannon 'warning' Will that bringing Kanon and her together would be a loss. You just can't enforce it or you lose. You have to solve Umineko without either being in the same room.

>>16610214
There's no NEED for any of the rules. They're just a statement of the facts.

>>16610271
>There's no NEED for any of the rules.
Go away Dlanor, you're drunk.

Seacats: Breasts and Paizuri culture.

>>16610205
>Gaap and Beato
http://imgur.com/MiF0Uzi

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>>16610290
Boobs are always a worthwhile discussion topic.

>>16610312
Change the graphics.

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>>16610321
Only used steam for tits. Here.

>>16610337
Much better.
Now make Jessica naked.

>>16610343
Only if you're willing to settle for steam version.
http://imgur.com/2eOB4IV

>>16610393
Ah, such perfection.
A young naked teenager, surrounded by old hags.

>>16610402
Glad you like it. But what about Shannon?

>>16610416
What about her?

>>16610420
She's not an old hag. So should she be naked as well?

>>16610430
I don't see how only old hags should be wearing clothes.

>>16610459
So just Jessica should be nude then?

>>16610459
Absolutely. There's nothing good about her other than her body. She should be naked at all times, with a collar around her neck.

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>>16609763
>>16610081
>>16610065
gotta love those sideboobs

>>16610043
no. she's just FLAT FLAT FLAT.

i want to see shannon without her pads

>>16611531
>FLAT FLAT FLAT
That's Shannon/Beatrice.

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>>16611539

>>16611738

Young Battler looks more like a chick than Shannon.

>>16612227
Fembattler theory is a thing

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>>16612227
He turned out good though.

>>16612513
I fucking hate the hate Battler gets
The ONLY bad thing he did was forget about his childhood crush, and that may not be true since George could have been a faggot and disposed of his letters

>>16613092
I haven't seen many people hate on him for that. If anything, most people seem to consider Yasu's reaction to it unjustified.

From what I've seen, most of the complaints about Battler are because of his inability to solve the murders and his tendency to get overly emotional

>>16613119
I've seen "Battler's a dick" "why didn't you remember" comments in certain videos. I really don't like how the VN chose to not focus on any of the other motivation and as a result looks like it tries to make Battler out to be at fault when there was literally no way he could have possibly known. I don't even know how he came across the truth in EP5.

I don't get what the requiems witch burial was.
Had 2nd Beatrice died of natural causes or what?

What do we know about dai?

>>16613283
Confession of the Golden Witch concentrates a lot more on Yasu's other issues to show that it's not just about the promise.

Also, if you accept the extra content as canon, then Meta Battler actually came from Rokkenjima prime, where he heard about the truth from Yasu as they were escaping together.

>>16613540
He makes great music.

>>16613540
he probably likes to make people cry

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At what point did you realize the truth?

>Ep 6 last red made me understand the whole thing.

>>16613947
Same point

>>16613947
At episode 7
I was looking in a totally opposite direction like a retard

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Is accepting magic and witches okay with you guys? I want to ignore the existence of Chiru, Beatrice exists...

>>16614028
Knowing the truth doesn't mean you can't still choose to accept the illusion.

>>16614028
And then they were none is so much better after reading Umineko. I already liked it a lot before, but now it's one of my favorite book of all time

>>16613947
Despite no significant red about it. The duel between Kanon and Shannon.

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>>16613092

>>16614028
just LOOK at that sideboob

>>16614582
I've seen it. We've all seen it.

>>16613947
Via spoiler

>>16613947
After 2 years of lurking these threads

>>16614888
It took you two whole years? How? There are always some people bitching about the answer.

If Kumasawa is playing Virgilia and Genji is playing Ronove, who is playing Gaap ? Nanjo ?

>>16614582
it's beautiful, gaap's boobs are a gift to mankind

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>>16615382
I prefer Beato's

>>16615209
Gaap is the personification of a concept, she is not based on one of the servants.

>>16615507
>posting a fan disk art

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>>16615779
Then here.

>>16613947 Ep6 shoves its solution in your face pretty hard, but I only understood that it is just one possible truth after rereading episode 1 - 3.
Rokkenjima is a catbox inside a catbox, with yasutrice as only one possible answer, and R07 constructed it this way deliberately.

>>16615919
The story stresses the importance of making your own interpretations, so your free to think whatever you want. Nevertheless, the Yasu explanation is clearly meant to be the main solution.

>>16615964 Let's just say its the solution chiru presents to you.

The meta-narrative showcases that "the truth of the future beats the truth of the past every time" - whether it really is "the truth" or not. Yasu will be remembered as Beatrice by the Umineko fandom. This is the golden truth of the future, and with it the mystery of the Rokkenjima murders can be laid to rest. People don't have the power to keep searching for a truth that, in all likelihood, can never be verified, and sooner or later they decide on a "story" they can find meaning in and turn that into their explanation. I guess that might be considered a form of magic.
Like Erika and Ange agreed in the trick ending, a truth that isn't meaningful does not have any value of its own.

If you are content with the solution Chiru gave you and you just want to lay the witch to rest that's totally fine, but if you're willing to seriously consider my point, at the very least reread the 2nd twilight of turn and Battlers subsequent discussion with Beatrice. Logic aside, the biggest reason for people rejecting alternative theories outright seems to be the argument that the narrative points toward that single solution, and that Umineko wouldn't be a good story if you look at it any other way. Well, I can confirm that at least for me this alternative reading makes for a good story as well.

>>16615684
Does she have a vessel ?

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I want to be a lion....

Will dai create another masterpiece soundtrack for the next WTC?
His last two albums weren't as good and were just reusing Higurashi songs again.
Rose Guns Days didn't really have new tracks either.

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>>16617627
You mean you want to sleep in Maria's bed with her?

>>16617737
He made some new tracks for Trianthology

>>16617627

This just in, Anon found dead in his basement with a gold ingot lodged up his anal cavity.
Who could have done this and why?

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>>16617793
Maybe....

>>16617906
ew, steam.

>>16617913
I have the same screenshot in PS3 and Original art, I just used it because resolution.

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>>16617906
And why would you want to do that?

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>>16617977
I want us to bang foreheads together.

>>16618007
>headbutting your opponents in to submission

I wish I could be as smart as Erika.

>>16618013
She stole that tactic from Will.

>>16617906
Would Battler have made good on that promise if given the chance?

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Gimme your best shot at drawing a seacat

>>16617793
I want to sleep in Rosa's bed with her. Sexually.

>>16619287
I wonder what Rosa's like in bed.

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>>16619047

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>>16619561

>>16617737
Where can you find his solo albums?

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>>16619047

>>16619561
I like your style and use of line width/pressure.

>>16620381
For a second I thought Featherine was groping Ange.

>>16620381
Draw Dlanor

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>>16617813
Was it a closed room?

>>16604121
I want to bury my face in them.

>>16621175
I'd bury more than just my face.

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>>16621175
Oh? And how about now?

You know, for a series that had such a great part of it's popularity thanks to the soundtrack there are very few fanart of Umineko characters with things related to music

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>>16619567
where have I seen that face before? Oh right.

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>>16622463
我が主!

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Why is this allowed?

>>16623535
Is this from the fighting game ?

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>>16623603
It's just a random pic I found while looking for pics of Battler and Beato looking cute together, but it has the same artstyle as the fighting game CGs so I think it is

>>16623603
>>16623619
It is. As the file name suggests, it's the ending CG for George and Beatrice's ending.

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It's time for a Battle Royale!

Time for the often neglected characters to go all out on the battlefield, wielding their weapon of choice!


ROUND ONE

BATTLEFIELD: Rokkenjima Beach

CONTESTANTS:
Gohda - Frying Pan
Kumasawa - Fishing Rod (and a shitload of mackerel bait)
Hideyoshi - Sengoku Era Sword
Nanjo - Ten Syringes with air bubbles

Vote for who you think will win this battle royale!
http://www.strawpoll.me/12410670
http://www.strawpoll.me/12410670
http://www.strawpoll.me/12410670
http://www.strawpoll.me/12410670

Write down why you think your character will win, and how.
Let the Battle Royale begin!

>>16624358
Hideyoshi probably wouldn't be much good if it were one-on-one, but in a four way battle he could use his strategic knowledge to come out on top.

>>16624358
>gohda
>not small bombs

>>16624358
>BATTLEFIELD: Rokkenjima Beach
If Gohda can't lose in the kitchen, then surely Kumasawa can't lose on the beach. She would fish, no fuck it, summon a horde of mackerel to both attack her opponents and create a shield of fishy mackerel around her. Don't see how Gohda's pan could help him here unless he cooks all the mackerel on a camp fire. Hideyoshi is a big threat what with his sword, but we all know how lethal Nanjo can be with his syringes...
All things said I'm going with Kumasawa because she's in her element and has an unlimited mackerel at her disposal

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>>16624414
Hmmm, agreed. His knowledge and weapon are nothing to sniff at. I think in this particular bout Gohda is ill-equipped. Nanjo is a definite threat though. His syringes fly faster than the speed of light

>>16624358
I'll let this one play out for a bit. Round two will probably focus on the siblings. Eventually someone will be crowned the champion of the underused characters

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>>16624358

I voted but I am not going to tell you who I voted for!

It will be an eternal mystery!

>>16613896
>>16613934
That's it?

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>>16624675
Well, there's also his appearance.

I want a custom Umineko mouse pad, do you guys have any idea what image I could put on it?

>>16624768
Something like the on winged eagle or golden butterflies would be good. Or you could go the erotic route and put someone's tits or ass on it.

>>16624805
I do like the idea of a plain and simple one winged
But Gaap tits are tempting too

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>>16624850
How about these?

>>16624863
My choice is 100% clear now. I'm gonna go with this, bless you anon

Oh, fuck. Someutsushi has been ported to the PC engine. I need Miotsukushi now
https://github.com/07th-mod/higurashi-console-arcs/releases

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>>16624890
In that case, this might make it easier to use.

>>16624863
I want to kiss that sideboob.

>>16624718
Dude look at those fists.

It's like he's a real life cicada

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>>16625219

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>>16625219

>>16625318
>>16624718
He's ready at any time to take on any boxing challenge.
This man is made of bravery

>>16624718
>>16625219
>>16625318
All this time we thought he was drawing weird poses, when it was actually just how he usually stands.

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>>16625324
Did someone say boxing?

>>16624718
They're both cute.

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The amount of Umineko (and probably Higurashi) dakimakuras that we'll most likely never get to see in high quality always disappoints me.

>>16624768
How do you get one of those made anyway?

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I had another idea for a poll.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12412517

>>16625550
This is way too fucking hard, I just want to select everybody

>>16625557
I mean, you can, but that would be kind of pointless. You don't need to pick one, but surely you can whittle it down to some of your favorites, right?

>>16625565
I did, but now I feel bad for the others and now I am overwhelmed with regrets.

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>>16625363

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>>16625753

>>16624894
Never thought we'd see the console arcs get translated. Though, since he's starting with Someutsushi, then he's likely going to go through the arcs in order. I wouldn't expect Miotsukushi anytime soon, since that's pretty much one of the last arcs and he also intends to translate each of the chapters before porting another one.

You could probably learn enough Japanese to read it without a translation by that point.

>>16624718
I just fapped to this can you post more?

>>16625805
No, I couldn't, because it seems the engine doesn't hooking at that point.

>>16610179

>rendering it unsolvable

Rosatrice would like a word

>>16626070
Didn't Windows 10 make text hookers unusable?

>>16626086
Why does anyone care about win10?

>>16626093
My old computer with Windows 7 recently crashed and I had to get a new one that came with Windows 10, so I'm kind of screwed in that regard.

Im still using windows XP.
I don't know why, anyone would want to progress from the best one?

>>16626110
Does new stuff even run on XP?

>>16626104
Ah, I see. Don't worry, they are most likely working.

>>16624718
Doujin composers makes me feel sad. They make legitimaly great music but besides ZUN and people who frequently listens them no one really knows them.

>>16626083
Rosatrice is total bullshit.

>>16626122
Last VN I ran was Tokyo Babel and it was absolutely fine.

>>16625753
>moon_boxer
Where does the Krauss and the moon meme come from ?

>>16628382
It's clearly mentioned in on the chapters that he invested into Moon tourism

>>16628494
Meant "one of the chapters", obviously

>>16628382
It's Krauss forcing the moon meme so people forget about his notorious nightly rapings.

>>16629230
No, the nightly rapings are the forced meme. Moon tourism is actually funny and in the story.

>>16629477
Brave thread, live on. Please excuse the tumblr filename.