What would you do if you were accidentally stumbling into Gensokyo? Would you stay in the Human Village? Would you come back? What do you do there?
I want to be in Gensokyo
the villagers will probably kill me because I don't speak Japanese and as a foreigner I will look like a youkai to them. I can't go to the youkai however because I possess no superpowers, can't even fly.
For dramaticity I would wander away from the village until killed by the nearest youkai, but considering the drive to live, in the absolute best case scenario, I'll manage to stay in the human village probably in poverty, and never leave it because I can't defend myself against any kind of yokai. In conclusion, fuck Gensokyo.
Well, making shit up is a lot better. For starters I would give myself danmaku powers, then go ahead and defeat my 2hu of choice before proceeding to rape her.
Gently. That's all a man needs.
step 1: get to human village
step 2: sell whatever I've got / offer services to Rinnosuke on how to into modern day crap
step 3: have Rinnosuke or any other helpful touhou who'd help escort me to Scarlet Devil Mansion
step 4: get employment at Scarlet Devil Mansion
step 5: being long term planning for personal development so I'd be freely be able to explore Gensokyo without >rape
I'd bring a rifle, and make my new goal in life to hunt Tewi.
Depends on what they want / need.
I'd be fine with anything, likely I'd be the general handyman.
Are you saying my plan isn't reasonable? I'd need to secure shelter, food and safety for the short term, SDM employment can provide all of that.
The villagers know about outsiders, you dumb. The only ones who might think you're a youkai are little kids and idiots.
Then all you have to do is acquire a set of Gensokyo clothes and most youkai won't kill you, either.
So basically my best case scenario + leaving the village is still dangerous. Sounds pretty drab, unless catching glimpses of random 2hus is that much worth it (and they wouldn't look back at me because I'm not a normie).
I'd probably choose being escorted out in either case. If I love Gensokyo for the things I largely wouldn't be able to experience, there is no point.
My fantasy is... you know, I just want to fight all the 2hus in danmaku. The thrill of the battle, and the beauty of Gensokyo. To meet my favourites and build relationships with them. Maybe I shouldn't be thinking of anything else.
Not sure how I will get there, but I would try and get to hell. If I can reach there, I could probably get a job ferrying souls given Komachi is lazy, it's an unpopular job and they sometimes have more souls than they can handle.
SDM doesnt pay, so fuck that. Then with my job I would pay for magic lessons.
But if anyone teaches magic for free, I would just ignore all of this and become their apprentice. Or maybe Yukari's human shikigami. If such a thing is possible.
All Christians are Saints by default.
Therefore I become a foreign saint in Gensokoyo and make it to rhe village where I become a preacher and spread it.
Hopefully I can one day encounter the
Saint Miko and I can convert her.
>All Christians are Saints by default.
And no, keep your religion out of Gensoko. That goes for all of us. Religion is important there, without faith the gods would die, and it wouldnt be the same culture we enjoy. No conversions.
>Keep your religion out
>Without faith the gods would die.
But without faith that guy's god would die too Anon. All gods have fair game in Gensokoyo.
Come at me you eastern fucks.
Odin was strong enough that he didn't care what others thought of him
Although I do wonder how Remilia got hold of his spear.
Beg a hermit (except Kasen and maybe Seiga) to take me under their wing after living in poverty within the Human village. Hopefully something could be done about the language barrier so I don't seem insane.
Fun answer: I would try to evangelize to the villagers putting the fear of God into them and get them really into the old testament descriptions of angels to demonstrate the power of God over creation
Let's see you 1 CC seraphim and ophanim, pagans
That's not how that works.
I'm already her apprentice
1) gtfo as fast as humanly possible
If that isn't a option then
2) get to the village and start grabbing anything even remotely related to magic in order to learn it or some other way of defending myself/others
If that still isn't a option then
3) hide and learn to fight in one way or the other, maybe prey on a already weakened youkai and eat the brain/liver/heart to hopefully get some power from it
If that STILL isn't a option then
4) go down fighting
In all cases the endgame is along the lines of "SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER!"
Acquire the ultimate magic to become a youkai magician to protect myself from youkai.
With that out of the way, sight-see and make friends. Also find Mokou, eat her liver raw and become immortal.
>become a youkai magician
>Also find Mokou, eat her liver raw and become immortal.
There's a flaw in your plan.
Well asking remilia to bite you or taking up religion sound like the only ways you'd end up getting powers. Being a vampire who lives in the bamboo forest or something mite b cool.
Maybe it would work in the opposite order. Not like you'd ever find Mokou as a human though.
>Well asking remilia to bite you
>Their main diet is human's blood. Those who are sucked to death will neither die nor become a ghost; they will move around as a zombie for a while, then evaporate under sunlight.
No, anon, keep going on with that plan. I'm sure it's a fantastic idea.