The only thing kappas like to eat more than human children

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Kappa are also incredibly polite, and will always return a bow and will never break an oath!

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I love Nitori!

>>14720292
I want to marry Nitori!!

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Reminder that Akutagawa Ryuunoske's kappa are
>Educated
>Materialistic
>Nihilistic
>Inventors
>Modernists
>Atheists
>Will marry you for no good reason
>Will annoy you when married
>Probably have STDs
>Fight for no good reason
>Self-Confident

>>14720491
THEN GET IT DONE, FAGGOT!

>>14720292
Quit blocking my view of Hina, nerd.

But what color are their nipples?

>>14720528
You say that as if it's new information that ZUN's Kappa are based on Akutagawa's.

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>>14720696
Anyone is allowed to be apart of our happy wedding day!! Just as long as you pay an upfront fee at the door.

>>14720783
Uh anon, you don't want to be bothered by a kappa crazy for marriage?

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Reminder that Nitori is very short

>>14720850
Everyone in the manga is a femlet

>>14720850
Great for snuggling

Kappapa Kappapa Niitori~

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I'll show you a real kappa, you fake.

>>14721827
I heard that kappas likes to rip your guts from anus

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I love Nitori!

When were there be a Nitori fumo?

>>14721827
Do you have more illustrations of japanese mythology like this one?

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>>14721859
Kappa like to eat your soul out from your asshole, yes.

Also, a Nitori daki would be the size of a king-sized pillow.

I want Nitori to peg me

>>14720292

Poor Aya.

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>>14721940

>>14723239
Don't we all?

Is Nitori an /ss/ 2hu?

>>14726481
>loli 2hus
>ever being /ss/ 2hus

>>14726481
Every 2hu is an /ss/ 2hu if you believe it hard enough

>>14726481
If Suwako can, I don't see anything stopping Nitori from being one

>>14726481
What is /ss/?

>>14727065
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schutzstaffel

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>>14727065
Never mind >>14727135,He's trolling.

/ss/ is Straight Shota. Boku no Pico for example.

Now shut the fuck up and lurk moar newfag,so you don't embarrass yourself again.

>That's my good deed for the fuckin' day

>>14721827
Looks like some kind of reptilian jew

>>14728768
>BnP
>straight
What the fuck are you on?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOEqBazuyh0

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*ly reminder that Nitoris are cute! Nitoris are CUTE!

So have we ever reached a consensus on what color Nitori's nipples are?

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>>14730625
CUTE!!

>>14730625
>>14730751
I thought that Nitori and co were supposed to look older than 10.

>>14730685
Yes. I don't remember what it was, though.

>>14730625
>Dr. Futatsuiwa, I'm CIA

>>14731106

Uh, you don't get to bring friends

>>14731106
>Or perhaps she's wondering why would shoot a man before extracting his shirikodama.

>>14730106
Guess we know what you like....

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You will never own a nitori yukkuri.

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>>14720140
>Nitori will never eat your cucumber

I actually wrote a major thesis on an modern image of kappa, got A.

>>14734115
dumb facebookfrog poster

>>14735311
that's pretty cool, did you do a japanese studies/asian studies major?

Reminder that kappsa are obsessed with cucumbers solely as a substitute for actual penis consumption.

I wish Nitori would make a Hakkero powered Iron Maiden suit for Marisa in a future game. Its just too good an idea to pass up.

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I threw a cucumber at a kappa once, and he gave me a berry.

>>14738159
Harvest Moon?

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>>14738178
Yeah.

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>>14738188
I am literally watching Harvest Moon right now.
Good taste, friend.

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>>14738197
Back to Nature on the PS1 was the shit when I was growing up.

>>14737206
Actually it's because kappa is another name for cucumber

>>14720528
Do they have a wicked sense of humor?

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You were saying?

Does Nitori listen to Pornogrind?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv_4hvsN85A

Favorite Kappa doujin
http://exhentai.org/g/885478/a56a6ed379/

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>>14739266
One of the worst things about modern internet. You are free to shit on everyone and everything, just add that magical emoticon to imply you are just an epic ironic memer.

i want to buy high quality goods from kappanet!

>>14744138
Do you think Nitori delivers the goods herself form Kappanet on occasion?

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Remember to practice moderation when it comes to your cucumber consumption!

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What does she mean by this?

>>14749394
It means she'll kill you and take your shirikodama.

>>14749394
She's going to give you a cool gadget.

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I want to lewd the kappa

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>>14752728
>Busty Nitori

That's not how it works, Anon-kun

>>14720140
Kappa blood liable!

>>14752750
Looks more like Seiga anyway