The only thing kappas like to eat more than human children are cucumbers!
Kappa are also incredibly polite, and will always return a bow and will never break an oath!
Reminder that Akutagawa Ryuunoske's kappa are
>Will marry you for no good reason
>Will annoy you when married
>Probably have STDs
>Fight for no good reason
Anyone is allowed to be apart of our happy wedding day!! Just as long as you pay an upfront fee at the door.
Kappa like to eat your soul out from your asshole, yes.
Also, a Nitori daki would be the size of a king-sized pillow.
Never mind >>14727135,He's trolling.
/ss/ is Straight Shota. Boku no Pico for example.
Now shut the fuck up and lurk moar newfag,so you don't embarrass yourself again.
>That's my good deed for the fuckin' day
*ly reminder that Nitoris are cute! Nitoris are CUTE!
I threw a cucumber at a kappa once, and he gave me a berry.
I am literally watching Harvest Moon right now.
Good taste, friend.
Back to Nature on the PS1 was the shit when I was growing up.
One of the worst things about modern internet. You are free to shit on everyone and everything, just add that magical emoticon to imply you are just an epic ironic memer.
Remember to practice moderation when it comes to your cucumber consumption!