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Old thread >>14681209

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I had a dream last night /jp/ of a servant of an great old one. She tore out my eye and replaced it with a slime one she could see through. Should I embrace my new abyssal waifu (read:owner) knowing all I see and do?
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Kikis are olev.
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>>14689342
I'm not arguing that, but there's something drawing me to the dark side. Who needs a body or material things when you have the attention of an adorable(?) shoggoth?
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Snakes like ice cream
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>>14689357
You just have to have more faith in feathered tails, my friend, seek only the Kiki and you will find true enlightenment.
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/r/ing Lilim stuff, had to format my HDD and Lilims are the only thing I haven't (mostly) refilled on.
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>>14689358
I want to watch a snek struggle with peanut butter for the first time.

>>14689362
But what about the idea if being nothing more than a cosmic daki, an insignificant target of affection in a much larger universe? Maybe we are all just prebuilt as tsun for the dark gods, thus why we lose our minds when they send us their love. It's these thoughts that keep me up at night.
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How come there is a new thread when the old one hasn't even been archived?
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>>14689378
>But what about the idea if being nothing more than a cosmic daki, an insignificant target of affection in a much larger universe? Maybe we are all just prebuilt as tsun for the dark gods, thus why we lose our minds when they send us their love. It's these thoughts that keep me up at night.
The truth of the universe is that we either cuddle or get cuddled, the decision is yours.

I particularly want to find peace through cuddling.
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>>14689376
only lilim thing I've got on me, sorry for the lewd.

>>14689381
mostly because op noticed the old thread reached its limits and was too busy with an existential crisis to not be a faggot.
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MONSTAH?
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>>14689522
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>>14689528
Lillims.
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>>14689528
All of them.
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>>14689528
Sphinx, Golem, Chimaera, Satyros, Ghoul, and more Wight-alts for existing girls.
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>>14689528
Anubis. Jabbercock. Cheshire. Lilim. Memes.
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Reminder that six arms are better than two.
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>>14689477
>You will never make a Hellhound's tail wag when you tell her you love her
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>>14689669
I want some Chimaera lewds.
What sorts of lewds should she get? Can't rely on the Japanese because they only draw paizuri
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Give her the B
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>>14689477
Down girl! Down!
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>>14689676
Something that takes her multiple personalities into account that's for sure.
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Well proportioned seafolk!
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>>14689675
I want to kiss that hellhound. I bet her lips are supernaturally warm.
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>>14689672
What are you saying Anon?
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>>14689673
Of course. So many things that can be done with 6 that can't happen with 2.
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>>14689323
I would want a Shoggoth to give me a new arm after I lose mine in a serious car accident.
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>>14689680
But see, it's difficult to do multiple personalities justice in just one image. Or properly represent them without any spoken dialogue. Or are you just picturing sex in four different positions that match the respective personalities? Anything more "different", using her more inhuman features and abilities?
She just has so much going on that it's difficult to focus on something for an image. Might be why no one's really attempted it so far.
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>>14689528
Glacies
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>>14689690
Saying dragons and hellhounds don't have enough art. Nor do baphomets. What are some other over-saturated girls I'm forgetting?
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>>14689701
Sex positions and expressions, the token yandere being among those.
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What happened to Massage Anon's second story?
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>>14689689
>Hellhound asks you if the temperature is okay while you're fucking her
>"I can make it hotter if you want"
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Why are Anubis so perfect?
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>>14689682
Not so well-endowed Flatfish!
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>>14689709
He's writing it in prose this time around, so no clue what its length will be.
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>>14689708
What would fit best for each different personality though?
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>>14689717
They're pretty good.
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>>14689717
They are cosplay-tier Kobolds for subs.
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>>14689701
Of course sex in different positions.
I'm of the firm belief that any explicit lewd that doesn't feature any penetration is just a complete waste of a picture. I can't be the only one, right?
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Congratulations Anon.

You've gotten the dubious honor of partaking in a show where you are dropped in a forest/desert/cave where you will be hunted by a dire monster girl who will hunt you down and marry you.

Your goal is to last as long as you can.

Roll a monster girl and add dire.
How long do you last?
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono
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>>14689717
Cutest soft paws
Cutest arched ears
Cutest big butt
Cutest pretty face
Cutest toned stomach
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>>14689717
Soft and squishy paw pads.
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>>14689730
>desert
>Cockatrice
[muffled meep meeps in the distance]
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>>14689730
Dire Amazoness. I immediately lose and submit to rough headpats.
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>>14689722
>Normal - vaginal
>Obsessive Yandere - forced breastfeeding
>Lustful - buttjob/anal
>Calm/haughty - some polynesian sex shit
There are likely also Chimaeras with personality types that differ from those above.
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>>14689730
>Dire Dormouse

Dear god, I hear they can chase men in their sleep.
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>>14689676
"Goat:... She will spoil a man and lead him into corruption"
Goat confirmed best personality
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>>14689730
>Dire Dhampir
Man, I don't have any incentive to run anymore. She sounds perfect.
I guess I would humor her, though. It would be more fitting to hide from her in a Mansion.
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>>14689730
>Dire Sahuagin
Ugh, Kuudere a shit. Guess I just head inland and win. Collect water from pons so she can't ambush me with rivers
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>>14689730
>Dire Chimera
Oh come on now, this isn't fair. They're already top tier when it comes to strength and magic without being dire. Not that I mind, I'd let her princess carry me away to get married.
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>>14689730
>dire Kunoichi

there is nowhere I can hide, nowhere I can hide. lie down and wait for inevitable rape
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What kind of job could a Wendigo do in the big city away from the mountains?
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>>14689753
A big wet, and slimy Sahuagin is going to find you one way or another.

You'll need to come to a river to get water eventually.
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>>14689758
Na I can just collect pond water and boil it clean
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>>14689755
Wait until shes in the right personality. Will likely hunt you down with lion and then switch to goat for fun times
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>>14689744
>forced breastfeeding
You mean like forcing his head into her breasts during cowgirl? Or some kind of pinned-down nursing handjob or tailjob?
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Daughters
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>>14689757
Mail delivery. The cutest job.
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>>14689757
An accountant!
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>>14689730
>Dire Jinko

aaaaaaaaaaa
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>>14689740
You gonna get hunted down.

>>14689743
She's dissapointed by the lack of a hunt but happy at her new husband.

>>14689746
They can.
It's a stumbling, unsteady chase but they do have the power to do that.

>>14689750
Good man.
Just because she's big doesn't mean she isn't chuuni.

>>14689753
>Implying she won't follow.

>>14689755
Good man.
Enjoy your wife....wives?

>>14689756
Yep, muscle ninja going to get you.
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>>14689757
Tour guide.
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>>14689765
>pinned-down nursing handjob
With a six-armed girl. Perfect.
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>>14689730
>Dire Mantis
That bug is getting hugged.
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>>14689768
Is that how all Gazers start? As an eye?
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>>14689765
Any of those.
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>>14689772
>>Implying she won't follow.
Highlands, brother. She'll be a fish out of water. Even moreso when the local Dire Vampire countess spots me wandering her lands so brazenly, and apprehends me.
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>>14689775
We're talking about Chimaera here though.
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>>14689757
Snow plower.
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>>14689768
Cute shit mang.
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>>14689771
Tiger going to get you.
Tiger going to make cubs with you!

>>14689777
>Hug dire mantis.
>She starts nuzzling your cheek.

Daughters inbound.
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>>14689730
>Dire Orc
I don't think I can last very long.
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UH OH!

You transferred to a new school, but there's been a mistake?! The school you transferred to was an all-girls school, a maid academy for training young kikimori!

What do?
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>>14689785
>Wendi-snow Removal
>"So fast you'll say awawa"
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>>14689786
She's pretty thin for a Troll. Otherwise, good work.
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>>14689791
Talk to administration, and get transferred to the school I was supposed to go to?
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>>14689772
>Just because she's big doesn't mean she isn't chunni.
She better learn to tone it down a bit, though. I don't think I'll be able to keep up with all her scaled-up fantasies.
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>>14689791
Can I change schools? I can''t be a kikimori.
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>>14689779
Actually, since the clingy and "yandere" personality would be the snake one, I suppose it'd make sense for her to use her tail at least a little. She has paralyzing venom, so perhaps biting you with it so you can't struggle, then forcing you to suckle on her breasts as she plays with your penis (presumably using the dragon claw since she'd have a greater affinity for anything scaly), and occasionally bites you with her tail.
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>>14689376
I actually have a Lilim folder.
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>>14689730
>Dire Arch Imp in a forest
What does this even mean? Arch is basically a synonym for Dire right? So is she a Dire Dire Imp?

I guess I'd last 0.2 seconds before she teleports to me for some intensive rape

>>14689786
Nice troll
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>>14689764
>Ferocious sex with the lion
>Fun times and cuddle dom from the goat
>Haughty femdom from the dragon
>The snake is jealous and moody that she was last
>>14689772
>Enjoy your wife....wives?
I wonder if doppleganger potions work on monster girls. Being able to be with all four personalities at the same time would be nice.
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>>14689786
Good to see Troll-chan's broken out of her shy complex about her hands and feet.
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>>14689786
>Troll with normal sized hands
Are you trying to make all the other trolls feel jealous?
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>>14689805
That works nicely.
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>>14689769
The new Wendigo at the post office is so efficient she can hold all the letters and packages in her coat void and deliver at nervous awawawa speed before the crack of dawn
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>>14689791
Talk to the administrators.
If they insist I was brought to the right school, I'll call my lawyer. That always gets them to bend over.
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>>14689730
A dire Girtablilu in a desert. Welp time to bite that cyanide tooth pill and lament why it couldn't have been anything with big meaty paws
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>>14689794
>"AWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA!"
>After a quick series of punches, all the snow has been cleared away.
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It's almost done.
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>>14689730
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Merrow
All I have to do is stay out of the water, I win.
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>>14689791
Start taking care of myself wrong on purpose.
>Pack lunches that are literally just bread and ketchup
>Use no laundry detergent, just water
>No fabric softener
>Leave the corners of my room dusty
>Leave dirty dishes in the sink for a day at a time
I will acquire all the maids.
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>>14689682
Ahhhhh shes adorable, I just want to cuddle with her and give her head pats. Then I can massage her soft body, telling her all that swimming is best done with relaxed muscles. Ending with us having passionate kissing on the beach at night and me princess carrying her to my house's pool, telling her that she makes the best coconut milk ever and asking if she wishes to be my girlfriend.
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>>14689730
>Dire Wyvern
Jackpot. Huge titties, ass, and wings abound.
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>>14689809
Magically shrinking them to normal human size will help with that.
...Actually, why don't trolls just do that anyway?
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>>14689816
>meaty paws
If it was a desert or jungle a Yeti would fall to heat stroke before she gets you
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>>14689819
Aww yeah son.
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>>14689802
Don't worry, she'll only pretend to 'rescue her prince' on special occasions...although she wound't mind being a princess for your, even if her body isn't really one made for dresses.

>>14689807
Pretty much she's bigger and strong so you just made an arch imp more difficult.

>>14689808
>Do doppelganger potion on chimera,
>You get all four personalities in their own bodies.

That's wonderful.

>>14689816
I dunno anon, a giant scorpian lady sounds nice.

>>14689820
>>14689820
>Implying they don't drop you in the ocean.

>>14689826
And abs.
are you going to make her your mount?
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>>14689819
No escape from reality-bending purplecat.
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>>14689789
>Tiger going to get you.
>Tiger going to make cubs with you!

I hope she likes the quiet types then.
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>>14689772
>Yep, muscle ninja going to get you.

do I even stand a chance?
is it even posible for me to flee?
why do I get the feeling she will constently be near me, but never actually attack? just to play with me.
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>>14689768
Is that a suezo the wock is holding? It looks like one.
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>>14689818
>Omae wa mou sakujo
>That will be $50 sir
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>>14689834
Of course she does.
She'll just sit you in her lap and chuff while she hugs you.

>>14689838
No chances, only cowgirl.
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>>14689791
Become the ultimate mastah.
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>>14689771
lucky

>>14689730
Dire Dark Priest
worried
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>>14689789
>Daughters inbound.
She better be ready for lots of them.
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>>14689831
>are you going to make her your mount?
She's probably going to force me to make her my mount.
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I wonder if there's a Jaguar Warrior sub-species of Jinko. Still guarding Aztec temples in the hearts of Jungles away from civilization. With nice spotted fur, and powerful obsidian claws.
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>>14689805
How about the Chimaera is riding the man, the lion arm has her paw wrapped around his throat, half her face a superior, prideful smirk, the snake tail is coiling around the base of his cock, the other half of her face possessively lovestruck, and her wings are cocooning the both of them protectively
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>>14689831
You only said a forest, a desert, or a cave, besides if they put me strait into the ocean there's the possibility of drowning or hypothermia.
You're game is flawed.
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>>14689730
Shoggoth
Eugh
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>>14689852
That sounds pretty appropriate for the Lion personality.
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>>14689847
Don't worry, it's just like running into a muscled antipaladin in an armor bikini.
You going to get converted into her husband.

>>14689848
Nothing would make her happier.

>>14689849
Just get ready for her to do some very big wing cocoons.

>>14689853
You are flawed.

>>14689854
Mega meido is going to make you her master.
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>>14689794
>wendigo in a cute snowsuit
I need this
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>>14689852
Chimaera's allow a lot of versatility don't they.
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>>14689852
>>14689862
So how about Goat and Dragon?
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>>14689852
All being filmed by the Tanukis to sell as part of their 'Man vs. Monster' series.

They'll make MILLIONS!
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>>14689865
Nu uh, I got chosen for this game for a reason.
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>>14689872
Yes.
That reason is your penis.
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>>14689850
She'd be magnificent and crepuscular
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>>14689868
She'll walk like those children who are over-dressed for snowy weather. Waddling around in their puffy snow clothes, face hidden behind a scarf.
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>>14689870
The dragon is the protective cocoon, and the goat as a weaker personality blands into the lovestruck expression along with the snake and possible the dragon. The dragon would be the more powerful personality, but less interested in posturing and throwing its weight around as the prideful lion would be.
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>>14689880
arms unable to properly move, like one of those horrible starfish suits
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>>14689882
The personalities don't really manifest simultaneously though.
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>>14689730

>Kappa

I bet if this was a pokemon random I would actually land on one I really like. Never any luck with MG randoms.
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>>14689893
Come on, she's not that bad.
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>>14689892
Surethey do. who is going to sit back when sexing is happening. Personalities manifest and co exist all the time in actual DID cases
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>>14689844
>She'll just sit you in her lap and chuff while she hugs you.

As long as she's gentle around that scar I have that would be pretty nice.
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>>14689902
Don't worry, she'll be extra careful.
And later on you'll have plenty of daughterus to snuggle up with you while you're in her lap.
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>>14689819
Praise be, can't wait to see how KC handled the Mad Hatter's and March Hare's lines, I bet those were a pain in the ass to translate with all the puns and sexual innuendos
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>>14689844
>No chances, only cowgirl.
c-can I atleast get cuddels after? please?
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>>14689921
She'll cuddle you afterwards, although you may want to do a sneak attack if you really want to win her heart.
like pulling down her mask and giving her a kiss.
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So there's usually plenty of talk about daughterus around here but I wonder; What kind of name would you give your MG daughter?
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>>14689791
>tsundere blonde twin-tails kiki
>gloomy hime-cute black-haired bookworm kiki
>average megane kiki
>autistic-acting too small for her size genki kiki
>swim-team senpai kiki with short hair and a a flat chest
>ara~ ara~ christmas cake sensei kiki who sexually bullies you
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>>14689939
>tsundere blonde twin-tails kiki

Stopped reading there, dick is already diamonds
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>>14689914
Surprisingly enough, I didn't find many puns. However, the Mad Hatter did have a distinctive way of speaking. The March Hare was a bitch because all of her lines were nothing more than chicken scratches in the background.
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>>14689939
>Kiki
>Bullying anyone
That unladylike behavior is gonna get her fired, or worse. Raped.
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>>14689925
Her mother would probably have more fitting names for her, unless she wants to go for a more western name
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>>14689939
I would make it my goal to impregnate all of them before the second semester.
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>>14689924
but what if I hold her hand and then lovingly tutch her face only to pull down her maks her mask and tenderly kiss her and finaly gently make love to her in missionary position.
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>>14689939
>class-rep kiki
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>monsters flexible enough to have your balls in their mouth while your inside them
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>>14689730
>Dire Alice
What.
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>>14689939
>tsundere blonde twin-tails kiki
I want to use her twintails as handle bars while face fucking her, twin tailed tsunderes are my fetish.
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>>14689957
Then she's going to be wrapped around your finger and bear you many girls.

>>14689963
Teenage alice with muscle.
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>>14689939
>>average megane kiki
Sounds cute.
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>>14689958
She's going to clean up the delinquency in this school!
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>>14689730
>dire Ren Xiongmao
I'd feed her all the bamboo she wants
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>>14689831
Truly, the Dire Dhampir is the best. I'd probably only have her play the 'princess' once just to see what she had in mind, since I would probably struggle to princess carry her.
That, and it would involve her swapping out her sexy outfit.
The second she finds and catches me, I'm going to wrap my arms around her, plant a big ol' kiss on her lips and call her "my hero!"
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>>14689980
Good man.
Handjobs and snuggle sex are coming your way.
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>>14689982
Would you go mating press on her so that she's panting and squealing your name as you impregnate her?
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>>14689988
I think it's more gonna be her muscling me into mating pressing her, but she is getting all of the babies, and a ring.
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>>14689939
does anyone have a gif/webm of that scene from Grisaia where the one bitch molests MC with her feet in the middle of class?
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>>14689980
>Great big, hulking, eight foot tall Dire Ren Xiongmao.
>The show's producers expect her to chase you down and brutally rape you like any other dire Monster Girl.
>They drop you next to her and start filming, waiting for those ratings to come in.
>She doesn't budge from her relaxed position, nibbling on a bamboo shoot.
>From the helicopter, the Tanuki producer yells at her to get a move on.
>Refuses to budge.
>You eventually realize she's not much of a threat.
>You sit next to her and start feeding her more bamboo shoots.
>Eventually she lets you pat her head.
>Tanuki producer is yelling at everyone at the helicopter, waving her arms as the ratings drop.
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>>14689996
I'm talking more about when she's playing princess.

obviously she'd want to be on top when she's being aggressive but she'd probably enjoy you being on top when you are playing the brave knight.

And I'm sure she's going to love bearing you many children just...watch out if she starts getting a bit too into it.

Don't want her chugging a bunch of fertility potions and carrying octuplets now do you?
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>>14689963
>"Onii-chan~"
>"Lets play a game, together."
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>>14689730
>Dire Raiju
I'm so fucked.
And I'm okay with that.
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>>14690027
>>14690027
She is lightning, the rain transformed.
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Don't you want to be her stud anon?

Don't you want to make her pregnant?
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>>14690027
UNLIMITED POWER!
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>>14690031
No anon.
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>>14690039
It's treason then.
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>>14689730

Dire Nightmare huh? I can do this easy.
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>>14690031
That'd be a Thunderbird.
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>>14690045
Oh, you think they're still shy little girls right?

WRONG!

This is a warhorse sized girl that will trample towards you and start stuttering as she tries to rape you.
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>>14690038
What would a prostate massage from Yao be like?
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>>14690038
What's in it for me?
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>>14690043

I'll try spinning -- that's a good trick!

AAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHGGGHGHAGHF
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>>14690068
>She spins and collides with a tree.
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>>14690011
Oh, that's a good point.
It would be a toss-up between mating press and the lotus positions. Want to get as close to each other as possible.
I would probably have to hide the fertility potions, though. Don't want to be completely swamped with little muscle Dhampirs.
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>>14690079
I don't understand.
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>>14690062
Happiness.
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>>14690090
Those teeth are awfully intimidating.
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>>14690097
Luckily she has the best blowjobs from her very long tongue.
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>>14690013
>tfw no giant Alice to play games with you.
Suffering.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSviFegctoM&t=2m42s&ab_channel=MasterLL
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>>14689730
>dire demon lord

W-well lets discard this one as an err-

>dire lilim

A-anons please raise your hands to the sky, I will need your energy to survive this one in one piece.
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I want a kikimora to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her to tell me I'm not worthy of being her master!
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>>14690090
But other girls can give me that and a down payment.
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>>14690079
>"I'll kill you for this"
>"How dare you tie me up without even fucking me!"
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>>14690128
Na, but tell me when your episode is on, I need to see this.
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>>14690133
>Lives in a castle
>Right hand girl of strongest MG

Down payment my ass...
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>>14690137
Never trust a Fox!
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What monster girls are more likely to get off on being abused?
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>>14690140
>"You one of those mofuphiles mister?"
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>>14690128
I'm with >>14690136, I'm off to buy popcorn before it starts.
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>>14690137
Yeah. I'm just looking for cold hard cash.
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>>14690111
I would prefer her using that long tongue for french kissing.
Either way, as long as she keeps those teeth away from any vital organs.
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>>14690129

Wouldn't happen

She'd love you regardless!
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>>14690143
Most monstergirls would be smart enough to get out of a loveless abusive relationship.
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>>14690010
Im gonna rub her belly. And other parts as well
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>>14690155
What if it's a loving abusive relationship?
I bet monster girls would be even more propense to developing battered person syndrome than regular women.
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I'm gonna train my waifu to battle other waifus so I can capture them
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Hey, does anyone have a link to the thread when the Seven Seas translation of MGE was first announced, and a guy visited the thread to talk about it? I wanna check his posts for something.
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>>14690163
What do you mean by that? Because many abusers use affection to control their victims.
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>>14690128
I hope you don't intend to walk anywhere for the next few days.
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>>14690173
If I see this woman walking down a street in MGC towards me, I'm going to run.
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>>14690143
You mean like in the kinky way or in the literal way? In the kinky way plenty, im sure you can find one of them in any species. In the literal way probably none.
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>>14690180
Maybe she's just walking to the place behind you and you're just jumpy.
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>>14690172
I mean that monster girls overall would find it easier to become battered wives if they were to fall in love with a abusive man than human women would.
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>>14690146
A what?
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>>14690163
I think an Ogre would be perfect for you. You almost literally have to beat them into submission if you want any semblance of freedom.
Gotta git gud, though.
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>>14690187
But they hate scumbags.
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>>14690190
>"You're addicted to fluffy tails, can't get enough of them, you want to touch mine, huh mister?"
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>>14689730
Dire Lich
Well...shit
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>>14690180
What's she gonna do? Hug you?
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>>14690199
No.
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>>14690199

>"Actually I'm more of a Kejourou hair addict"
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>>14690208
I want to fuck that smug succubus until that grin turns into an ahegao.
Then cuddle her afterwards.
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>>14690185
>In the literal way probably none.
Monster Girls can be abused too. Report any case you may know of to your local authorities.


>>14690197
A-Are you accusing me of being a wife beater?
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>>14690208
I-I'm scared.
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>>14690214
The idea of a girl that gets super aroused from having her hair brushed is pretty nice.
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>>14690146
>>14690199
Put the sweater in the bag and no one gets hurt.
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>>14689730
>Dire Succubus

I'm quite literally fucked, aren't I?
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>>14690219
I'm sure nothing bad will happen, I mean you're in a dark alley now and she's right behind you blocking the only exit?
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>>14689699
Beautiful.

Don't be surprised if it starts taking inhumane action to keep you safe the next time you're in danger!
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>>14689730
>Scylla
I get this constantly and I have no idea why. I fucking hate the ocean type monsters and tentacles are far too weird and creepy for me. Does this mean my destined waifu is a shit tier octopus? Because neither one of us is going to be happy here.
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>>14690206
Muscle lich gonna grab you and bring you back for studying.

>>14690224
Yes you are.
Enjoy the T&A (Tits and abs)
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>>14690224
Have fun getting your soul get ripped out.
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>>14690224

Wouldn't that just be a Lilim?
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>>14689323
>mfw been binging on darkest dungeon
>mfw imaging shoggoth style shambler
>mfw p'orcs in the warrens
They breed quickly down there, in the dark.
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>>14690229
Come on!
Think of how well she can hug you!
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>>14690226
Maybe she just wants to ask for directions...
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I wanna touch her paw pads
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>>14690227
>Inhumane action
Are we talking tentacles suddenly sprouting from it, or something weirder?
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>>14690241
Would Anbui wear special made shoes?
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>>14690173
>>14690180
I dunno why but I find myself weirdly intimidated by that Lilim. Might be the long legs, the garterbelts, the pose, or just everything together, but if I saw that coming towards me I'd freak.

Partly out of joy
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>>14690241
Just be gentle Anon, they're sensitive.
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>>14690237
>creepy fucking tentacles
Uh, no. You know what? I'm tired of getting shit tier octopi in my rolls, I'm re rolling:
>Selkie
ANOTHER FUCKING WATER MONSTER.
Fuck everything. At least it isn't a weird ass squid, but the ocean is the least comfy place possible so fuck fate up it's ass.
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>>14690241
Same!
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>>14690235
>Ghoul Girl who throws skulls at you.
>Collector who goes around collecting the virginities of all the heroes.
>Matangos in the weald.
>Lich Necromancer boss.

and so much more.
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>>14690241
>>14690254
Money very, very well spent...
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>>14690221

Brushing her hair with a single brush would be a way to have a nice quiet and intimate moment.

But using more than one brush and burying your face in her hair to sniff would overwhelm her pretty quickly.
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Where should I go to sell myself as a boytoy slave to an old mean fat Monster Girl?
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>>14690258
We talking about massages Anon?
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>Check artists
>Chubwock guy posting more chubwock
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>>14690261
Under the sea, in an octopuses' garden.
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>>14690254
God, she looks so lovely. I just want to hug and kiss every part of her body at once, over and over.

>>14690258
Do you actually own the daki now, pillow and all?
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>>14690261
Nowhere since they aren't real.
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>>14690265
Where? Link?
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>>14689376
>>14689376
Pretty much my only Lilim image that isn't a faggoty self insert
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>>14690261
If you want a fling, try TreasureBoys.com. There's also the more illegal routes, but those are harder to get into.
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>>14690262
I...no...? Yes?

>>14690268
>Do you actually own the daki now, pillow and all?
Sadly not. I lack the resources and such to get one right now. Also I live with family and...yeah. First thing when I move out on my own though, whenever that comes to pass. I'll call it a house-warming gift to myself.
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>>14690270

soon
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>>14690277
FAT
WOCK
BOOTY
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>>14689730
>Dire Chochin-Obake

"GET THE HELL OUT OF THAT FOREST YOU FAGGOT"
"UGH, I CAN'T FLY IN THERE"
"I KNOW YOU CAN SEE ME, CAN YOU AT LEAST TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE"
"THIS ISN'T FAIR!"
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>>14690276
That's the biggest incentive for leaving home I've seen yet.
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>>14690277
So when drawing monster girls, do people usually just draw human girls and then paste the monster parts over them?
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>>14689730
>Dire Matango

I'm pretty much in the clear, unless the Matango infect a village while I'm the run, at which point I'd imagine the whole situation would turn into a hentai version of The Last of Us.
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>>14690294
easier to proportion i guess
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>>14690294
I imagine it's easier for most people since they're used to drawing humans, and 90% of Monster Girls are humanoid.
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>>14690261
Jeanne's Indentured Servants.
She'll set you up with a master that is as mean as you want her and as large as you want her.
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>>14690277

Too bad there is no FAT. TROLL. BOOTY.
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>>14690287
She gon burn everything to find you.

>>14690297
I guess.
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>>14689730
>Dire Alp

Really intimidating up until the part where she corners me and I run up and tweak her nipples.
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>>14690274
Do I need my resume for TreasureBoys? I've got it typed up, very submissive, obedient, low appetite, all I ask for is cuddles, a warm place to sleep with lots of blankets, and a shiny collar and slave outfit.

>>14690302
Oh, a professional? What Masters does she currently have available now?
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>>14689730
>Dire Parasite slime
How does that work and how would this all transpire?
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>>14690310
Well, that and they're more strong fat than just strong.
Not even dire alps can escape being bullied.

>>14690312
Depends on how big you want to go.

There's a kinda chubby elf that's strict, a vampire that's heavy on the hip and rear end with a face sitting fetish, and a cruel wurm that's just flat out fat.
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Cute matango imoutous.
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>>14690308
go commission the guy for it then. or draw
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>>14690302
I heard some nasty rumors about them. They don't have much rules or regulations for the safety for the men being sold.

>>14690312
A resume is always nice. If a girl likes it, she'll contact you and you can set something up. Make sure to be clear about what you want or you might get a gentle ad young mistress or the occasional kikimora looking for men to shape up instead.
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>>14690319
Either you're fighting the parasite slime version of a slime queen or you're fighting a girl that's essentially being pumped full of steroids to increase her strength and muscle mass.
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>>14690323
Like this?
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>>14690319
Instead of a small slime controlling a girl, it's a huge, pink transparent slime. It snatches up entire villages of human girls, and you can see them all floating inside, suspended in an endless and mindless orgasm.
Its consciousness is an amalgamation of all the girls' its captured, with a standard monstergirl twist.
When enough girls are captured and absorbed inside, like fruit pieces inside jello, it can take on the form of a massive slimegirl, with a truly boundless intellect.
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>>14690319
Monstergirl version of the Prime Slime from Dragon Quest?
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>>14690052
Good, I enjoy a good fight. I wouldn't want to win too easily.
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>>14690340

how terrifying
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>>14690038

You can't get pregnant through your butt, try as you might. She'll have to let me in one of these days...
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>>14690331
Honestly while she sounds scary, she probably harmless and maybe even lonely. She probably just want someone to love her, hold her, and cuddle with her so her nights of being cold may finally be over. She' probably just like the King Kong of slimes, just wanting a lover and companion to make her dull, sad life fill with a happiness she's never felt before.
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>>14690340
I dunno, I like that one with the muscle talk earlier.

Wouldn't you want to stumble across your childhood friend weeping and begging for you to run as her muscles bulge and strain from all the magical strength boosters being pumped into her body?

>>14690358
Yeah, parasite slimes are a cute, if frightening.
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>>14690362
>childhood friend
That's so sad, because part of me want to try and save her, but another part of me wants to run away and save myself. I'd be so conflicted on what to do in this situation should I try and help her, or listen to her and leave her to her fate?
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>>14690367
Well, helping just leads to tender weepy snu-snu as her body continues to grow and she begs for you to run while the other involves a fully transformed version of her smashing into your home at night so she can feed.
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>>14690352
Terrifying? Not at all. Sure, the girls might scream as the gooey tendrils wrap around their bodies, but they become so limp and relaxed the moment they taste it. They don't even resist when they're lifted of their feet and slipped inside the warm, buoyant jelly.
They're cared for more than anything else in the world, granted eternal life and bliss as all their troubles and worries are melted away for them.

And the best part? There's so many to choose from.
Don't like the busty redhead gleefully masturbating within the crotch of the massive parasite slimegirl? Why not have some fun with the blonde loli drooling contentedly into her suspended home, every muscle in her body massaged to perfect relaxation.
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Ah! Be welcomed, dear customer, to Tuki Danuki's Pet Shop!

Were you looking to buy a new pet for yourself, or maybe as a gift for a friend? Or maybe you just need some food for one?
We have toys by the plenty to reward your well-behaved pets with them.

Please browse my goods as you wish!
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>>14690386
>Sentient beings as pets
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>>14690391
Sapient.
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>>14690322
Ooh, the Vampire and the Wurm sound pretty nice, though I'm not sure if I want full cruel, but mean and haughty is nice. I like my mature mistresses to be bullies and the widest to go with their haught.

>>14690325
Oh goodness, those two worst case scenarios sound horrible, why are such pure hearted maidens even visiting a site for lonely fat old women to get young boys for femdom? That's sick, they should feel ashamed of themselves.
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>>14690391
Don't worry they have humans as pets too,
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>>14690375
True, so I guess either way, something will happen to me. As much as it might seem dumb, I'd choose to try and help her, she's my childhood friend and it would feel just awful of me to leave her to alone and scared. I tell her that I'm not leaving without her and regardless of what, I love every part of her. Plus, hearing the sounds of her shrieks and crying at night, would haunt me for all eternity.
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>>14690381
Parasite slimes, ropers, and matangos are on the official purge list. Fuck parasites.
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>>14690396
Well, the wurm loves to tease, along with demanding many pies,and the vampire has been known to go full haughty.

Just watch out, the former is extremely heavy and the latter WILL sit on you with her giant bottom.
Hopefully you aren't going to get them bigger.
Even a wurm has limits for her strength.
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>>14689778
It is said that Gazer mommas literally keep an eye on their young where necessary.

Plus it gives the other younglings something to poke at that isn't one of their daughters eyes, children being curious as they are.

Momma knows best~!
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>>14690381

No thank you.
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>>14690391
>Sapient beings as pets
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>>14690409
Gazer sisters start early
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>>14690409
But why does the little Wock have the Gazer Mom's eye?
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>>14690400
Good.
She'd stay sane, if a little more lewd than normal.
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>>14690419
I love it when monster girls are unintentionally terrifying.
S-She's not doing it on purpose, is she?
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>Clockwork Golem built by engineers
>They used an experimental magitek capacitor in her construction
>She has the ability to manipulate time in her immediate vicinity of an 8 m circumference
>She's also yandere
>For the man who built her
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>>14690422
No that's a beholder familiar.
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>>14690429
I like it. We need more monstergirls with time-based abilities.
Time-stop sex-stacking is the best.
>>
Could a human male take on a succubus in one on one combat and hope to win?
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>>14690407
It isn't up to the slave boy to tell his Mistress no. If she wants more pies she'll have them.
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>>14690438
Maybe with prep time.
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>>14690435
OK, but why does the little Wock have a Beholder Familiar?
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>>14690439
But then she's going to get stuck in her old tunnels and get a little more out of breath than normal when she chases after you.

I mean yeah, she'd get some truly tremendous titties out of it but you'll need to get her to stop before it's too late
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>>14690426
That's good, she gets to keep that great personality I fell in love with, stays sane, and keeps all her memories. While she'd probably be mad for not listening to her, she'd also thank me even more for staying with her and still loving her, despite what has happened to her. I just hope that when we have sex, it's fuel with more by passion than by lust. I will stay by her side for all of eternity, as both friend and lover.
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>>14690450
I dunno but it seems like Gazerfag's daughter isn't amused by it
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>>14690438
He could be a Hero blessed by a god, a human wizard, or a smart man with prep time.
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>>14690438
If the succubus has two brain cells to rub together she's going to use some mind control spell or hit him with lust magic and fly away while she waits for him to succumb to it.

Otherwise yeah I imagine a human male could beat her in combat.
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>>14690452
That's not my place though. My place is to bake her delicious pies and give them to her by hand, while giving her compliments and taking any perversions she gives me with stride. If she wants though I can slow down so I'm easier for her to catch.
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>>14690453
It would be, although I do warn you that she'll be bigger than most minotaurs.

If she was a cute little flower girl or a meek, glasses wearing librarian then she may end embarrassed about her new size.
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>>14690438
Succubi are literally just sex demons who can affect the weak willed combatants that allow themselves to succumb to glamours or other hypnosis. There's no evidence that states they're much more powerful than your average human women, whether it be in MGE, EMG, or even real-world biblical or demonology texts.

Hell, even Demons have the downside of having to use a loophole in the contract to get you. They'd be skilled at it, given their subversive nature, sure. But you could probably still take them.

Lilims are an entirely different subject because either A) They're so overpowered just by existing that they can bend reality like it's nothing or be a mary sue that everybody loves for no reason whatsoever or B) You are already fucked, you just haven't caught up yet.
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>>14690463
You say that now but eventually she may need help getting up in the morning and be unwilling to leave her cave due to the fact that none of her clothes fit.

A wurms hunger is never satiated.
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The other cupid
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>>14690473
Well thank goodness she has a slave boy to cuddle her in the morning and make a call to that Arachne seamstress down the street to get her measured for new clothes, right? Besides, she's supposed to be a Mistress, she should have more pride in herself, not be shy.
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>>14690474
Why are cupid girls always so cute?
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>>14690484
Because the world only cares about results.
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Got some content for you anons.

First off, the translated Cheshire Doujin:
http://exhentai.org/g/899965/1d4b6b281d/

There was a better scan uploaded when I was halfway done with the typesetting so I had to go back and re-typeset everything on the nicer version, which pushed the release back a bit.

Also, I got another doujin (untranslated) full of monstergirls:
http://exhentai.org/g/899957/ba64150055/

If you're wondering, it has:
Lamia
Arachne
Scylla (x2)
Harpy
Crow Tengu
Bee Girl
Aluraune
Succubus
and a couple others I'm not sure what to call.

Hope you enjoy it.
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>>14690480
Well, she'll still have her pride but she may continue to find it shaken as things become more difficult....
Not to mention that anything involving her on top will become dangerous for you.
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>>14690484
Because they love bringing people together.
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>>14690489

Thank you. My dick has been waiting for this day.
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>>14690401
>>14690416
What's wrong? Why would you deny girls around the world true pleasure and happiness?
It's a shortcoming in human comprehension that you see it as a bad thing. But once they're swallowed and sucked up, they understand just how much better it is to be a part of the collective: a harmony of minds united under the protection of their slimegirl mother.
Can't you see how happy they are, just squirting and lactating endlessly into their buoyant surroundings?
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>>14690489
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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM
STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL ON A DREAAAAAM
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>>14690489
>Scylla (x2)
Naisu.
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>>14690489
>Can someone take pity on me and remind me how to get around the sad panda? I can never remember.
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>>14690438
A succubus rely more on her seductive powers. If you have enough willpower you can probably defeat her.

Now high tier succubi species are a totally different thing.
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>>14690438
If KC's, being the same race as the current Demon Lord gave them a power boost great enough to take them near the top. He'd need to be prepared.
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>>14690469
I like the idea of her being a shy girl, the size change doesn't matter to me, I'd still love her because of who she is. She'd probably be very shy and embarrassed at being so large, but I would always be their to slowly help her become more comfortable with her muscles. I'd tell her I still think she's beautiful and her muscle don't scare me, she's the same shy girl I grew up with and love. Eventually she would start to enjoy cuddling with me once more, even though she still is a shy girl and I'd tell her bigger size is nothing to worry about, and that it means there's more of her to love.
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>>14690489
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>>14690511
You're going to be making a lotta kids with her.
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Praise the Sun!
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>>14690504
Who are you quoting?
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>Cheshire Doujin but no Caterpillar
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>>14690504
I think your best bet is to wait until it shows up on nhentai if you don't want to bother with the panda.

For the cheshire doujin, however, since there's no shota or loli you can see it on g.e.
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/899965/1d4b6b281d/
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>>14690518
God I just want to be "sacrificed" to Amaterasu.
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>>14690489
>KC insists his world is a pretty chill and happy place
>First doujin ever contains mindbreak
Really? I don't even like the grimdark pushing of MGE but come on.
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>>14690489
What is that plant on those bushes?
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>>14690526
But MGE is totally not grimdark, totally
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>>14690518
>tfw just recently brought a limited edition Amaterasu figure for £280
>It won't be shipped until Q3

I've never felt a tension like this before.
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>>14690516
I like the idea of her shyly snu-snuing me and fearing she'll hurt me, only for me to tell her that she's really comfortable to hug with. I want to give her head pats and nuzzle with her, all the while her blushing face telling me she's surprised I'm not afraid of her. I want to hold her head in my lap while she's sad and say that I'll always be their to wipe the tears away. Things end that night with me giving her a massage and cuddling with her, falling asleep happy to be with the girl I've always loved.
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I want to curse a haughty vampire to always have the biggest rear in the room.
Size wise, not proportionally.
I then want to have her go to a fancy ball and bring in a bunch of centaurs..
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>>14690489
>Crow Tengu
TRANSLATE NOW
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>>14690526
Yeah, this one's going into the bin. I loath mindbreak.
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>>14690489
>job contract
>says jobjob on it
>with two jubjubs
i actually laughed
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>>14690519
Wasn't meant to be a quote. I had meant to delete that.
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>>14690519
He's quoting posting chaikas
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Same anon that asked about the Succubus, next question. If MGs took over the world and started to subjugate the human race, would they start "eliminating" the competition for their affections?

As in, they need only a limited amount of human females to continue making human males, but they off the surplus. Does that sound plausible? Perhaps taking surplus and converting them into "x MG"? I'm trying to formulate a world for a story I want to write, just getting other opinions.
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>>14690489
I'd been waiting for this, god bless you.
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>>14690494

I'd rather not end up the same as them.
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>>14690570
Going by MGE standards? The whole point is to get the demon lord powerful enough that monsters can give birth to humans. Besides they dont dislike humans, not even the girls. They turn them into monsters because being a monster is fucking sick, as far as they can tell anyway the see no reason a human would want to stay a human.
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>>14690570
>subjugate
>eliminate
Depends on what kind of MGs you're writing. With words like those, I have a feeling you're going for a grimdark feel. Perhaps they would. If it's not a grimdark, I'd guess things would be far more peaceful. I doubt anything with an ounce of compassion would support farming human girls.
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>>14690567
The important thing is you admitted your heinous crimes.

The easiest way to get into exhentai is like so:
If you got the sad panda at any point, delete your cookies. If you know what to look for, you can delete just your exhentai/e-hentai cookies, but deleting all of them is the idiotproof method.
Next, log into your E-hentai account. If you don't have one, make one.
Once logged in, just access Exhentai as normal.

Obviously, it uses a cookie-based system. So if you use inprivate browsing, it won't work, also quite obviously.
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>>14690570
If monstergirls can't give birth to human sons they don't eliminate shit. They need human women to create more husbands.
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>>14690494
They way I look at it, it's not something I would want therefore I wouldn't want it forced on anyone. Mindbreak doesn't appeal to me. If women inside of it had enough individuality to leave if they chose to, I wouldn't give a shit. If it makes them happy and they don't want to leave that's their choice.
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>>14690518
I dunno, I've been praising a different goddess recently.
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>>14690595
I would if I could, and you can't stop me.
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>>14690595
At this point, I would a whole in the hole wall stuffed with wet paper towels so yeah, probably.
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>>14690592
You're a gentlemen. I'll give that a try.
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>>14690538
What's that sorta transparent bra-cape thing called?
Because it's lewd. Ammy's lewd.
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>>14690601
>whole
Que?
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>>14690586
>>14690578

Ehh, I wouldn't say so much as grimdark. Its pretty inspired by how Monster Musume introduced these liminals into the world. Now, that may seem badass at the time or whatnot, but eventually shit would get out of control and stuff. I don't know how to explain it really. Its like a weird dystopian thing set in perhaps the nearish future in an alternate universe.

Imagine it more along the lines of the Nazi's rise into power and the eventual Final Solution put into action. Perhaps I'm just crazy.
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>>14690574
Of course you won't. Parasite slimes only merge the conciousness of girls.

You'll be free to enter into her body, and have your way with her lovely vessels, or even with the great slimegirl collective herself, but you'll also be free to leave as you please. Mind left unenhanced and unenlightened, of course.
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>>14690605
Really fancy lingerie.
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>>14690605
A babydoll.
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I want to subjugate a monster girl with my dick!
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>>14690595
>Fucking the personification of death
>Implying she'd even be worth writing about when she's a shitty kemono Doppleganger
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>>14690617
Write whatever makes you happy. Personally, I find that a bit too dystopian for my tastes.
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So what would it be like to be a prostitute in a world with monstergirls?
I mean, would you have to take some sort of cleansing bath to make sure you don't taste like another monstergirl for your next client?
Would there be booths that you stick your dick into so monstergirls can enjoy the thrill of giving an anonymous blowjob?
Would there be roleplay sex options like "Human Sacrifice" and "Defeated Hero"?
Would a Lilim come in once in a while in a trenchcoat and sunglasses so she can order a handholding cuddle session without her mother knowing?
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>>14690570
Killing off human women is too mustache twirly and cheap. If the setting has a large mg to male ratio, then they need lots of human women to pump out babies. If it's more balanced, then have the women given a choice to be uplifted if they're deserving of it, or sent off to do labour or other things you would expect slaves to do. Can't have those whores getting their grubby mitts on men, we all know what happens then.
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>>14690630
Yes, yes, yes, and yes. Expect lots of devil bugs and bicorns to try to date you.
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>>14690632
Very good point. Noted.
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>>14690570
But they wouldn't need humans.
As >>14690578 explained, the endgame for the DL is to combine humans and monsters into one race, such that monsters can give birth to incubi, and everyone lives happily ever after.
I'm not going to tell you to fuck off with your world, since it is your world and not mine, but that's the one thing that always bothered the shit out of me with these dystopian stories. They want monsters to take over the world and abuse humans, but they use MGE's elements, which are tailored to being used in a hugbox (at least, KC's definition of a hugbox).
The dystopian setting involves taking away the sole purpose of the monster girls even existing, since the DL's values were never implemented into them. Why would the DL have made them into seductive half-succubi if they were to just dislike humans?
If I were you, I would go with MGQ's or EMG's setting and elements.
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I want to shock and amaze the world and create a cyborg Kiki! The ultimate maid that seeks out and destroys dust and filth!
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>>14690630

I imagine you wouldn't stay as a prostitute for long with MG clients that like you simply taking you away or trying to get you to come with them, saying they feel you deserve better.
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>>14690637
Do you have a reason for why monstergirls decided to take things over?
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>>14690630
>spoiler
Where did the whole "lilims can't show a loving side" come from? I'm sure they want husbands too.
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>>14690651
But anon Handholding and cuddling is too lewd.
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>>14690630
I guess there are two types of prostitutes, the ones that are hired by monstergirls for sex, and the ones that are hired to act like boyfriends, which includes dates, handholding sessions and cuddling.
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>>14690645
But they'd have to buy my contract from the Tanuki pimp who owns it.
And why would they want used goods like me anyway?
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>>14690641
I appreciate your input, thank you for that. I don't know, it just kinda hit me out of no where. I read a few of the writefags stuff, and the idea just hit me. I also was watching Quentin Tarantino the entire previous day, so maybe that contributed.

>>14690647
Self preservation, really. I kind of took off with the idea of how harpies and lamia are all female races and need humans to keep their races going as a whole. Just kind of made it into an extreme instance.
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>>14690630
It would be safer then being a prostitute in the real world, as no monstergirl wants to hurt a man. It would be easy money anyway.
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>>14690664
Is there any reason they couldn't just barter a peace with humanity or something?
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>>14690222
Lookin' good, if that's cropped from a porn WIP as I'm led to believe.
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>>14690618
>but you'll also be free to leave as you please.

I don't think you could guarantee that. There's nothing preventing the slime from deciding it never wants to let me go and trap me there.
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>>14690308
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>MFW exposition is the worst part of writing smut every time
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>>14690690

I think they might try to initially but humans might not be so agreeable
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>>14690664
Out of curiosity, which movies?
But yeah, just write whatever you feel like. Assuming you're using MGE, an equivalent Final Solution would probably be when the DL reaches full power and enables man-making mode on the monsters, and she has her hands free to go around and tell her daughters to actively push to convert humans.
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Found a story I did a couple months ago and forgot about, made a couple of quick edits for an upload.

http://pastebin.com/E6aKRPiA

This was an experiment with world building for the most part. I can't remember if I did any research, so take the historical references with a grain of salt. I just thought it would be neat to see MGs in a dirty film noir setting. No smut here, but lots of violence. Didn't go in as deep as I normally would for action though.
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>>14690712

>Start with a simple idea for a story and expect it to turn out to be just smut
>Somehow now has over 4000 words.
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>>14690489
Bless you, RS.
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>>14690489
That damn cat!
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Shirime monstergirl when?
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>>14690725
For me it's

>Have idea
>Have an idea of how the smut is going to go
>Have absolutely no idea how to set the story or scene up
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>>14690735

Normally my stories are too short but this one is going to be the longest one yet.

Hopefully not too long.
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>>14690711
Troll maids when?
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>>14690670
But wouldn't it feel empty after a while? Just fucking monstergirls day in and day out with no emotional connection?
Even if you get picked up by a high class brothel you're still pretty much stuck being a slut because you're used goods.
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>>14690489
What is tldr on 23 pages?
Anything about his future releases, game maybe or other doujins?
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>>14690728
Ride the smug.
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>>14690717
Django Unchained, Inglorious Basterds, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction. Pretty much the works. And I wouldn't say it takes place in the MGE world. I'd say it takes place in a twisted MonMusume universe where its kind of a trojan horse scenario.

>>14690690
We humans are a naturally conflict driven species. We enjoy conflict. Its kind of an exercise in fighting against something you completely underestimate. No lie, this copypasta is part of the inspiration.
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>>14690743
I'm used to it, just not having sex.
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>>14690489
kek
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>>14690747
>Using that greentext
NO, A THOUSAND TIMES NO.
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>>14690728
This cat's a cutie.
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>>14690747
>Taking inspiration from that piece of shit
And they're called Greentexts, not Copypastas.
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>>14690747
>inspiration
And into the bin it goes
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>>14690755
Wonderful 101 Monstergirls when?

I want to see Wonder Wurm use Unite Dragon. And Wonder Yeti use Unite Paws.
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>>14690751
>>14690755
You will have to excuse my newfaggotry, I've just recently found this board. What would your suggestions be? I am all ears.
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>>14690760
Is it weird that I want to play video games with a Lilim and get her into human culture?
I just want to show a Lilim all sorts of movies and games and occasionally cuddlefuck.
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>>14690755
I believe the correct term is viridescent prints
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>>14690774

I want to introduce a Lilim to LISA: The Painful and the Shin Megami Tensei series
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>>14690761
Not that edgy shit I'll tell you that.
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>>14690489
YOU JUST WENT

TEN OUTTA TEN
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>>14690774
>Getting a Lilim into human culture

>"I see, so it is a tale about the folly of young love. But if that is the case, why does Romeo not just ask a lich to revive her?"
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>>14690777
Imagine her first time playing Dark Souls.
>"Okay this seems kinda simple."
>"All the armor in this game is so concealing. Boo."
>"MOTHER'S TITS WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT"
>"WHY AM I DYING SO MUCH?"

The best part is when she gets into it though. Just the sheer satisfaction of beating a boss for her would be amazing.
>"C'mon anon, let's fuck. I just killed the Capra Demon and my panties are getting flooded."
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>>14690718
Your story has a nice atmosphere to it, and it's also satisfying to see more stories written in the 1930s.
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Anyone here actually pay for pixiv? They have some really good shit. Is it worth?
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>>14690792
That went from regular commentary to OG Game Grumps.
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>>14690797

I wouldn't even bother unless I was into drawing.
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>>14690792
Go away faggot.
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>>14690797
Why would you pay for Pixiv?
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>>14690792
>>"MOTHER'S TITS WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT"
Wait until she gets bloodborne
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>>14690792
How would she react on the fights against queelag/priscilla?
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>>14690805
The sort seems like it would be useful.

>>14690803
Fair enough.
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>>14690806
At that point she'll be a total junkie to the feeling of beating a difficult boss.
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>>14690811
If you're an artist then pay if you want
Other from that, Pixiv is free, chief
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>>14690810
Quelaag was easy, it's the leadup to her that's difficult. She'll feel terrible once she sees Quelaag's sister though. So terrible she'll join her covenant.
Also, why would she fight Priscilla?
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>>14690810
She uses transfiguration magic to make her tail thick and fluffy.
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>>14690718
Interesting stuff. We don't get much historical stories.
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>>14690242
Protect the husband and serve the master by any means necessary.

I'd also like to mention that her telepathic link with her arm would also likely connect to your mind by way of the nervous system.

Enjoy your mental communication!
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>Get dragon girl to play Dark Souls
>Painted World
>Oh hey cuz is in here!
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>>14690835
>Takes control remotely and starts jacking you off with your own hand while you're at work
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>>14690489
GOOD WORK MANE
(Why does she just call herself 'Cheshire Cat'? Is this fucking Pokemon? Are there no proper nouns?)
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>>14690526
It's Wonderland anon.

Wonderland's a different story.
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>>14690846
She just likes referring to herself in third person I suppose. But fuck, does she have an actual name I wonder? As she's obviously the exact same Cheshire that's shown in the profile.
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>>14690845

Hopefully she has some restraint and doesn't do anything that would get you fired.
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>>14690850
It's probably so you can insert whatever name you want for her or something.
Or KC couldn't be bothered to think up a name.
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>>14690850
Her name is Memeko.

Duh.

Fucking Duh.
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>>14690874
Cheshire Cat isn't Zipanguese, anon.
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>>14690873
>Or KC couldn't be bothered to think up a name.
I wish he presented more variations for the Wonderland girls in his doujin.
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>>14690871
She'll edge you under the desk for a good part of the day so that the first thing you do when you get home is slam your dick into her.
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>>14690489
>The exit sign changes to SXE at the end while its pointing towards the Cheshire
Fucking wonderland.
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>>14690969

Nah. I'm too lazy
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>>14690422
Well if her daughter can float, I wouldn't put it past momma to be able to detach one of her extra eyes and use it as a watchful eye.
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>>14690969
Only if we get swole together.
>69
Heh.
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>>14690969
I know nothing about it.
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>>14690969
The only people here who could make her "swole" are the cumflation fetishists.
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>You'll never eat a meat pie made entirely by scratch by a masher chef ghoul
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>>14691014
I'd eat her meat pie alright.
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>>14691038
I want to be an alchemist with a shortstack Imp assistant.
I want to reward her for her work every day with hard dickings and titfucking.
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>>14690663
I won't fall for your dirty tricks, serial hugger
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>>14691065
>It's a yeti hug ambush again
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>>14691038
Well if that's what she wants, she can always eat a steady diet of muscle relaxers and fisting.
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>>14691065
What would be her criminal catchphrase?
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>>14691065
Hug her first and run away
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>>14690774
>>14690788
>>14690777
>Doing anything with a Lilim
>When they're literally the shittiest monstergirl next to human women
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>>14690355
There's such a thing as overflow. After a long, creamy evening of ass pounding some might still get mostly where it needs to go.
Reminds me of an Anubis quip from before.
On realizing her mother's predilection, Anubis daughteru gets worried.
>"Dad, how was I born?"
>"Oh, you know. The normal way."
>"Details. How. Was. I. Born."
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What's the tallest building in your city? The library. It has the most stories.

What did baby corn say to mommy corn? Where's popcorn?

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three. A left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear.

I was once so cold that I had to stop what I was doing and stand in a corner since corners are 90 degrees.
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>>14691162
>90 degrees
You fucking claps and your weird ass Fahrenheit
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>>14691137
She would always leave a blue scarf and a pile of fur shed at the scene of the hugging, other Yetis have to wear different colors and kinds of scarves so they don't get mistaken
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>>14691150
>Not Devil Bugs
>Not Humpty Eggs
>Not Cait Sith
>Not Cu Sith
>Not Matango
Huh, guess she can't be the shittiest.
I'm going to imagine a cute sex filled domestic life with a Lilim and you can't stop me.
I'm going to imagine her hugging me to her chest and smiling happily and you can't stop me!
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>>14691162
How much does Charon charge for anal?
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>>14691191
>Devil Bugs
>bad
Rude
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>>14691192
One Wedding Ring.
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>>14690969

Yes but only if we have a Christian wedding first.
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>>14691192
I want to fuck her with her own braid!
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>>14691150
>Lilims
>Not one of the best
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>Servant! More basbousa!
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>>14691235
I think you need less of it, tubbs.
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>>14691235
I'm going to team Apophis. At least she can still fit into her royal clothes.
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>>14691235
RAPE TO THE FALSE PHARAOH AND HER FOLLOWERS
THE LAND OF EGYPT WILL BE FREE OF THEIR TYRANNY
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>>14691246
But she's weird! Do you know what she'll do to a man servant like you?
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>>14691235
How about I get a harpoon instead?
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>>14691235
I would "train" her until she was healthy and ready to work again!
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>>14691255
Indeed.
Just look at this flytrap waiting to happen.
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>>14691229
Their design is nice but I can only associate them with a faggot's self insert since outside of Abaggijawah and Punaldin she's the only Lilim that gets any attention with her fucking Alp horns
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>>14691253
>2016
>not removing pharaoh fucking shits and chilling in the promised land

Israelite MGs when?
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>>14691275
But anon, that looks so inviting.
Don't you just want to slip into the covers with her and cuddle?
She's a Lamia variant, so you know she's one of the best cuddlers.
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>>14691275
>no piercings.
Undeniable improvement.
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>>14691275
She'll bully you and make you wear revealing outfits!
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>>14691293
Fag.
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>>14691275
I'd serve the fuck out of an undead Apophis
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>>14691278
>Wanting to self insert as a Lilim
>Wanting to self insert as a monstergirl at all
That's not Lilim's fault
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>>14691288
>What is a Golem.
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>>14691310
Everything is Lilim's fault. EVERYTHING. They are the JEWS of Monsters.
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>>14691253
I agree! Glory to the real ruler of the desert!
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>>14691312
Not semantic enough. If you could shove a piece of paper saying hold my hand down their throat maybe, but MG golems are just constructs.

>>14691318
We need some Liliths and Kabbalistic shit. Japs love that stuff.
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>>14691300
They are tacky and make my pee pee say no no. A big reason of why I don't like grapesnake.
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>>14691297
I want to be lovingly bullied by a powerful monstergirl.
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>>14690709
Time to troll drawthreads to acquire Mizuki as an alp...
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>>14691339
Even if she makes you wear nothing but loincloth and gropes you?
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>>14691253
>>14691235
>All these heathens.
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is there any stories that treats a lilims OPness seriously?
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>>14691346
Yes.
I want to be sent to an Apophis or a Lilim's bedroom wearing nothing but a toga and get molested by her while she lazes around.
Then she steals my virginity.
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>>14691352
http://pastebin.com/Y4dxrQ9W
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>>14691360
But you're only supposed to give your virginity to the person you love.
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>>14691291
Fuck, now I really do.
I'd climb in under the covers with her and hug her as she coils around my legs, all while looking straight into her beautiful eyes.
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>>14691366
But anon I love her.
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>>14691330
>semantic
Semitic?

They are one of the the most jewish monster girl you will ever find, and we also have unicorns and dragons already.

We are still missing Behemoth, Leviathan, Nephilim(s) and all of the Apocalypse's Beasts.
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there was a unfinished story where a lilim toys with a man iin a fight of then then that, I dont remember much

I do say we need more serious lilim stories though, problem is how to not make them snowflakey
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>>14691330
>If you could shove a piece of paper saying hold my hand down their throat maybe
But you do are able to give them commands like that.
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>>14691378
She's using you!
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>>14691383
>semitic
Yeah that too

I don't know why people go fully norse pagan when there's a bitching "mythology" right in front of them
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>>14691394
Well if she was using me, why does she only ever invite me up to her chambers?
And why was she so nervous when she took my first kiss?
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>>14691385
>then after that
its 3am and next doors music is loud, don't judge me
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>>14691352
How would you even do that? If you treated them seriously, you be mind-broken and auto-piloted by your dick just by being near her, let alone any form of activity, sexual or otherwise.
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>>14691404
Even the she's a bully.
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>>14691403
>implying norse myth isnt best myth
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What happened to that story of a scarred old man who befriends a little cat girl and a little smug cat?
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>>14691422
Updates never ever ever.
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>>14691417
>there's these gods, and they like fight eachother
>so like greece, but without the pathos and epic poetry
>and like the world's gonna end
>so like the Bible right?
>nah bro muh nordic heritage and shit

All vikings were ever good for was stealing

>>14691422
He was lynched by monster soccer moms
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>>14691385
>problem is how to not make them snowflakey
The people who have that problem are the ones who play them more like benign powertripping sues. A good serious story with one would be more like a disaster film or godzilla flick. Or make them much more blatantly detached from reality because of their huge power, who see man and monster alike as little more than playthings.
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>>14691436
Nice ignorance breh. Go read a book sometime
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>>14691414
Especially because she's a bully.
Bully monstergirls are olev.
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>>14691447
The Prose Edda is a snorefest compared to the Iliad and Exodus.
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>>14691456
Sounds like you just have a massive cocklust for greek and hebrew shit. Which is cool, but you can be less of a cunt to other mythos. Then again going by your previous comment I'd wager you just know shit all about norse mythology.
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>>14691442
>Benign powertripping sues
There's only one of those that comes to mind. But yes, a serious story with a Lilim would be like a disaster film or a Kaiju flick.
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>>14691456
>>14691461
>muh vikings
>muh classics
>muh ancient mythos
Let's face it, they were written for another audience and another time. The people who read it nowadays are those who study them, like lit majors and historians.
If any of you have read any mythos outside of cliffnotes or the Age of Mythology tooltips I'll a sea bishop's silly hat
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>>14691481
Haven't read the entirety of the prose edda, cuz that shit is long, but I've read Mr. "I can't keep the flow of time consistent to save my ass"'s Illiad. And, no, nigger. People still read shit, even if they aren't a fuckin' lit major or historian.
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>>14691477
Why on earth? They want love just like any other MG. Just because they're written as being stupidly OP doesn't mean they would necessarily be cruel psychopaths.

Honestly I'd imagine that they would be pretty lonely. Everyone would be too worried about being mindbroken to ever trust them. Hell, even the MGs would probably keep a wide berth, especially if they had a husband.
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>>14691481
>The people who read it nowadays are those who study them, like lit majors and historians
What. We read that shit at school.
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>>14691481
Not any of them, but I loved the Iliad and the Odyssey. I had those giant volumes that were the epic on one side and the prose conversion on the other. I'll be honest, I vastly preferred the prose. The Divine Comedy's stanzas were way easier to get through by comparison.

But then I read the bible too, and that's pretty dry half the time. There's some really kickass one liners interspersed in there. Really fun to quote in stories and nobody recognizes them because it's just in the text and not some commandment or related to some modern hotbutton issue.

I've never read the Prose Edda or Beowulf or Journey to the West or some other stuff though. What I really want to do is grab some early crusades era stuff if I can find it translated to English. Like the story of Armida.
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>>14691497
But Anon! since they have much power they are prone to serious corrupted tendencies like Liking handholding and waiting for marriage before having sex, some of them even go as ar as dressing properly!
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>>14691481
It's a good hat.
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>>14691497
Godzilla isn't a cruel psychopath either, but he still fucks up everything in his path. I find it hilarious that you think lilims need a pity party though. Even in MGE, they are far from pure dindu nuffins.
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>>14691503
I want to be romanced and seduced by a lilim because she's afraid she'll scare me off.

One day she'll push me onto the bed and slow, passionate sex followed by hand-holding and cuddle sleep
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>>14691513
You have good taste.
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>>14691510
Godzilla isn't sapient though.
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>>14691516
>Godzilla isn't sapient though.
How much kaiju have you seen? Because he totally is.
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>>14691501
>reading the bible
It's that actually possible? As far as I know it's just a really long list of do and do nots mixed with snippets of myth. Is there any overarching plot? I heard Jesus dies in the end, is that true?
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>>14691510
>need a pity party
They're a fictional character. They don't need pity. However, I can think of only two examples where they aren't written as cruel or amoral. It's like there's this unspoken rule that they have to be heartless bitches.
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I've just realized the new archive is missing a lot of threads. Damn It I knew I should have saved those greentexts.
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>>14691525
Nope, author pussied out and revived him in the end
What a hack
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>>14691530
Some of us keep a decent collection. Why not ask?
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>>14691525
As someone who once read the bible because he had nothing better to do, i can surely say that the writefaggots who made the whole thing have shit-tier skills at redacting stuff, not to mention the shit taste at plot building.
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>>14690777
>Lilim playing SMT and her learning about Demon Fusion
>Her creating a Lilim through fusion with a modified moveset and self inserting as the protagonist's waifu.
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>>14691526
>Implying Mari and ELHassa aren't the dominant faces of fan lilims
They sure aren't cruel and amoral.

But let's look at the official ones for a second.
>Deruella
>Queen of Hearts
Yep, both cruel and immoral.

Gee Olly, I wonder why anyone would ever think lilims are that way?
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>>14691531
And get this - it turns out he was the son of god. Star Wars ripoff much?
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>>14691540
>Deruella
>Cruel and Amoral
I'll give you amoral, but given that alot of people are happier now in Lescatie I hardly see how she's cruel.
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>>14691540
>Implying Mari and ELHassa aren't the dominant faces of fan lilims
Great job listing the two examples I had mentioned there being.

But we're talking about writing, in which case we have a bit from ELH, which I'll give you. But Mari? I don't recall reading one.

I get that there's apparently some taboo against writing your own lilim OC, but my point stands. There isn't a lot of "nicer" lilims being written.
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>>14691235
Sure mam, whatever you say.
I'll take the orders to the slaves too.
Now begins my plan to make the anubis lazy and helpless while I take on her role as ruler.
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>>14691552
She's as bad as Jehovah's witnesses, will not take a no for an answer until you are converted into her beliefs.
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>>14691552
> I hardly see how she's cruel
She stuffed a horafying parasitic egg up a crying, sickly princess's vagina.
Also the general tentacle rape stuff
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>>14691552
BUT ARE THEY TRULY HAPPY?

>etc etc
>long shitstorm about ethics in MAMONO brainwashing
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>>14691552
10/10 bait
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>>14691569
Hot.
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>>14691569
While that is creepy, you can't deny the fact that the princess isn't sickly anymore.
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>>14691580
I think she also may have been barren before hand but don't quote me on that one.
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>>14691569
The princess got the best deal of all girls. You can argue that Willmiria could have better life as a human, but Francisca was a literal living corpse who desperately wanted to kill herself but couldn't even throw herself out of the window
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>>14691552
That's no defense. If you go by what KC says, they're all good dindu nuffins who just make everyone happy and no brainwashing whatsoever nosirree!

You really think forcefully monsterizing a whole city and turning the Order Vatican into a sex tourism destination when people compete about who can cum the most onto the rubble of the churches isn't spiteful as fuck?

And she went out of her way to play on the insecurities of one lady to get to to betray everyone. She's literally the worst of the lilims. At least the Queen of Hearts fucked off to her own place and just tortures her own subjects.
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>>14691593
ayy
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>new minigirl/fairy Artist CG by Gelatin Utopia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs&ab_channel=Rubba5

IT'S TIME TO FAP
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I want a cuhrazee Wurm!
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>>14691563
If you wanted to go that route, then you'd need to play them from the lineage standpoint. Not just powerful demigods, but the daughters of the demon lord with huge responsibilities and the burdens of proper rule. But at that point, you're pretty much just writing something like a Pharaoh except even more powerful.
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>>14691606
>Wurm dressed as dante.

I would gladly be her sidekick.
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>>14691580
>>14691592

I don't deny that it worked in making Francisca less of a sadcase; my point is that Big D isn't exactly NICE about it.

A nice lilim would send in a bunch of inaris and yetis to cuddle and acculturate Lescatie into monster-friendliness.
A cruel lilim would crack open a dimensional portal and dump werewolves into the forest, then storm the castle and tentacle rape everyone while they're crying and terrified.

Druella did the latter and yes, it is hot

>>14691585
She was.
Suicidal, too.
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>>14691593
Given that the Order from what we've seen is just a white-washed version of Islam and Sharia Law with the thought police, I'd say yes. I won't say that Deruella is completely blameless in the severity of her actions, but like almost all of her family tree with the exception of her extraordinarily tsundere father she just wants people to be happy and enjoy the pleasures of the flesh.

Queen of Hearts I have no comments for.
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>>14691620
Being Francisca was suffering.
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>>14691604
Looks like shit
Best minigirl CG coming through! It's even translated!
http://exhentai.org/s/84707a9f19/689748-23
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>>14691620
You know, I wouldn't mind a cute, shy princess like that becoming a confident, dominating monster as long as I can still make her be that cute, squirming girl she used to be when we are alone.
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>>14691628
For a moment I thought you were serious, but then I realized you weren't.
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>>14691622
Given what we've seen of Wonderland we can probably assume that the Queen of Hearts is absolutely bugfuck nuts.
Probably super childish too. I'll bet she throws tantrums when she doesn't get her way.
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>>14691641
What if the Queen of Hearts is a Lilim spawned from the brain of an Alice?
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>>14691620
>A nice lilim would send in a bunch of inaris and yetis to cuddle and acculturate Lescatie into monster-friendliness.
It was one of the most secured Order towns. Paladins would easily slaughter all yetis. It could only be conquered with diversion and sneaking skills
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>>14691622
Well, given that KC favors inmensely the monsters over the order, i think Deruella is too cruel in her actions, i mean the order is retarded and can't even fight back even if they wanted to, then there are the Demon lord and her daughters that can probably win even if they take it easy.

Deruella probably could have spent a whole good month trying to form the demon realm without traumatised people, yet she opted for the full invasion and imposed beliefs.
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You know how adventurers usually end up being super famous after their adventures?

I want to be the one that gets forgotten and goes back to living a normal life when it's all said and done.
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>>14691641
>absolutely bugfuck nuts
Wonderland insect girl confirmed for next.
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>>14691657
>Caterpillar girl confirmed
>MFW busty Ara Ara femdom oneesan cuddles from best smug
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>>14691640
>not liking the best fairy set ever
Fag
http://exhentai.org/s/116fa471d8/689748-79
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>>14691657
>Wonderland'd Mantis
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>>14691641
>>14691622
"OFF WITH HIS HEAD!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfQXiwME_60&ab_channel=Athrix255
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>>14691655
>That moment when some random Salamander hear stories about a forgotten hero
>The story is distorted as fuck, giving you credit for stuff you didn't do or taking away the ones you actually did
>She still manages to track you down after years of going detective over it.
>Your face when she appears before you when you are watering plants in your humble farm
>She just want to hear the truth behind the lies and politely asks for you to tell her how things really happened.
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>>14691683
>"Yare yare, your interested in the tale of an old adventurer like me?"
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>>14691677
"OFF WITH HIS HEAD!"
>"Y-You want me to cut off his head, Your Majesty?"
"What? No. I want you to get him off with his head."
>"O-Oh. *Phew* I really thought you wanted me t-"
"THEN YOU CUT OFF HIS HEAD!"
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>>14691677
Why do I get the feeling that she has her servants rape men in Wonderland as sentences in her own little crazy court with laws that make no sense.
She probably makes the girl wait to drop her hips until she gives the order, like a lewd guillotine.
Probably touches herself while watching too.
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>>14691683
I'd probably tell her the entire story from my point of view, being the most 'ordinary' guy amongst a group of former assasins, bold knights, pure priests, and knowledgable wizards.

It would be even more funny if all the famous peoples tales of success only happened because I did something in the back ground that let them shine.
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>>14691641
>>14691657
Wonderland Centaur soon stalker.
...

DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'

HOLD ON TO THAT FEELIN'
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Are other Wonderland girls even trying?
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>>14691706
You know, Matango's have a nice butt. But what about the Hatter?
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>>14691698
>Being this butthurt
Fuck the queen of hearts, that spoiled little shit doesn't deserve a kingdom.
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>>14691712
But what if she only said that because she couldn't be honest about wanting a playmate?
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>>14691711
>You know, Matango's have a nice butt
That depends entirely on the host, hombre.
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>>14691683
>Starry-eyed Salamander sees you on the farm
>You're still a mountain of a man, knotted muscle and broad shouldered
>She goes full fan-girl, even with the sweat rolling down your brow, your full grey beard glistening with the stuff
"You're Anon! But you're a bit shorter than I heard..."
>Pause, putting your hoe into the ground, ask her how tall the yarn spinners said you were
"They said you were tall enough to block out the sun, they did!"
>Chuckle, asking her what other things they said about you
"That you cut through fifty Dullahans, as if they were one!"
"That you parted the forces of the Fallen God like... like... Deruella through Lescatie!"
>Listen, ask her about the pendant around her neck, it's a familiar sigil of a dragon and a sapphire
"I-It was my mothers... She told me to find you!"
>Scratch your chin, ask her why a Salamander would send her daughter out to the middle of nowhere to find a retired adventurer
"She told me you'd know how to make me into a real woman adventurer!"
>Grin at her, holding out your arms widely
>She rushes into your arms as you hug her, she nuzzles her face into your barrel chest and inhales
"You smell just like my father used to..."
>Spend months training her in the art of combat, she eventually gets good enough to topple an old codger like you
"You were holding back!"
>Shrug your shoulders, admitting you didn't want to hurt her
>Her fire flares up as she attempts to melee you, throwing punches as if you're mocking her
>Unleash the secret technique passed down from you by your father and his father
>Grapple her, clasping her by the torso just beneath her breasts
>She's kicking and trying to get you to let go
"Hey, what are you doi-iiiiiing!"
>Suplex her into the turf of your farm, the cows start lowing in a panic
>Chickens cluck as if amused by your display of strength
>The Salamander leaves the next day, smiling from ear to ear, carrying your old adventuring sword with her
>A small tear running down your weathered face
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>>14691721
Hm hm, yes, you bring a point
But what about the Hatter?
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>>14691706
>Just noticed her fucking petticoat is mushroom too, not just the hat

Woah
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>>14691723
This tugs the heartstrings.
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>>14691723
I wasnt ready for these feels.
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Fat-bottomed beach cats.
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>>14691753
>rebis
TRIGGERED
Fuck off /d/
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>>14691753
Could be bigger.
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>>14691753
I wanna rest my head on that ass and read a book or something, using her thick tail as a scarf
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>>14691753
Rebis' stuff is just kinda ugly to look at.
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>>14691753
Can she even get up from there?
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>>14691753
Shame she's got a dick.
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>>14691777
>she
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>>14691777
I don't see it.
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>>14691777
Rebis hasn't drawn anything else featuring her, along with the fact he also does non-futa stuff.
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"A-Anoooon... Get her off of me..."
"P-Please, help meeeeeeeeeee..."
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>>14691793
imagine eating her literally
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>>14691801
Why does he want my help? Shouldn't he be excited that an attractive woman is sitting so close to him? I mean I'll help and all, but it just doesn't really make much sense.
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>Join the Adventurer's Guild
>As is tradition, you get randomly assigned a partner
>You, a Ranger, get assigned a Wood Elf Druid, Thcs'yl, as a partner
>You instantly clash, you two are both hard-headed and argumentative to a fault, bickering non-stop and becoming a bit infamous in the guild
>You argue over fucking everything methods, strategies, tactics, you can never agree
>It's progressed to the point where thing soften end with violence

>One mission, you two end up snowed inside of an abandoned fort
>"This is such bullshit, you fucking lumbering oaf-man! Why did you say we should go into the valley?! Why did I listen?!"
>"Me?! I never said anything about this fucking valley, you were the one who insisted! I wanted to make camp in the gods-damned woods and you wouldn't have it!"
>"Bullshit! BULLSHIT! Mr. Memory-Loss, you were the one who brought it up in the first place!"
>"Because it was on the fucking map YOU grabbed from the library, you dumb bitch!"
>"Oh, so it's my fault I wanted to be prepared?! I suppose it's my fault too that we're running out of supplies, despite the fact that it was you who told me what to get!?"
>"I knew what to get! I got what we needed to get, FOR THE FUCKING WOODS. Getting trapped in your fucking fort was never part of the itinerary, sorry, you knife-eared retard!"
>With that, she lunges and starts slapping you, this ends in lots of mutual hair-pulling, biting, and more, before you eventually kick her off
>She gets right up in your face: "To think I'm going to die here, with a asshole like you. I wanted to be a mom, you know? I haven't even had a first love yet, a first kiss? I'm dying utterly unfilled, young. What a fucking waste. Fuck this, fuck you."
>"I'll show this stupid bitch!" you think as you decide to steal her first kiss in some sort of attempt at bullying, rubbing salt in the wound
>You grab the back of her head and shove your mouth to hers, probing deeply with you tongue
>She struggles a bit and makes some muffled noises before you let go, giving an uneasy, unsure laugh
>You don't know how she's taking it, she looks equally confused
>"H-Ha, ha... take that... it's mine now, haha..."
>She grabs the back of your head and shoves her mouth to yours
>You both begin violently making-out
>"AHHH, Thcs'yl"
>"AHHH, Anon!"
>Like beasts in heat, you rip off each-other's and begin to FUCK
>"ANON, I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU THE FIRST TIME WE MET!"
>"S-SAME HERE!"
>conversation is hard between all the panting and moaning
>"I JUST HATED BEING WRONG S-SO I ALWAYS ARGUED, BECAUSE I WANTED YOU TO THINK I KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING."
>"SAME HERE, I JUST WAS TOO HARD-HEADED TO EVER ADMIT I WAS WRONG OR YOU WERE RIGHT, I JUST WANTED TO LOOK STRONG AND COMPETENT IN YOUR EYES."
>"I LOVE YOU, ANON!!! I'M SORRY!!!"
>You fuck non-stop for hours on end, sensual, fierce, rage-filled
>Through the power of mamono mana, you manage to sustain yourselves on FUCKING alone until the snow eventually melts

>At The Guild, people would forever wonder what happened on that quest and how exactly your relationship changed so dramatically
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>>14691801
In Japan its customary to just let people do that, because they work themselves to death they often fall asleep on trains so its considered rude to wake them up if they fall on your shoulder like that.
>>14691793
>>14691802
The squid/octopus girls in the mon musume game both like grilled squid/octopus and ask if they could just pull of one of their tentacles, since they grow back quickly, and fry it.
Pretty sure they like their respective animals, though it might be they like the opposites, meaning squid likes octopus and octopus like squid.
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OK Anon.
You've been given an offer.

Being barren, your wife can't have kids BUT a 'friendly' devil is willing to help out, making it so she can have kids.

The downside, though, is that she will ALWAYS get pregnant when you have unprotected sex if she isn't currently carrying a kid and her pregnancies will have a MINIMUM of 8 kids with a maximum of 15.

Would you take the deal?
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>>14691820
>Marrying a barren woman
But I wouldn't do that. Checkmate, welfare demon.
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>>14690747
im pretty sure there was a continuation of that, dont remember exactly though
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>>14691820
Isn't that many normal for a mouse? Of course I say yes.
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>>14691801
Are you an alp or something?
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>>14691813
Good end.
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>>14691813
Its just like in my chinese cartoons.
>>14691820
Simple, I pray to Hathor.
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>>14691820
>Octomom alp

Haha. Hahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Let's fucking do this robot devil.
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>>14691827
Well, just gotta hope she doesn't get a disease later on that ruins her.

>>14691830
I think this is still much for a mouse.


>>14691833
Your wife now has childbearing hips but no way to birth those children.

Do you accept the offer?

>>14691836
You just want to bully her in the last couple months where she's struggling to carry it and still trying to deal with the fact that she's going to have a ton of little succubi.
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>>14691809
he is afraid of snakes?
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>>14690438
It would depend on the succubus and the man's abilities. Both vary a great deal.

Some succubi are accomplished fighters though, especially ones who transformed from human heroes.
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>>14691850
>childbearing hips but no way to birth those children
Does not compute.
No matter what I keep praying to Hathor, my waifu is a Holstaur and we've been good Hathorites all our life so we'll keep praying.
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>>14691813
>as you decide to steal her first kiss in some sort of attempt at bullying
That's not how bullying works.
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>>14691857
Then I'll see if anyone would like to trade places with him and if not I'll take his place.
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>>14691850
>You just want to bully her in the last couple months

Absolutely. And when I put my face up to her belly and get kicked by almost a dozen succubi feet... I'll tell her I have no clue where they got their feistyness from.
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>>14691865
>Keep praying, wife just keeps getting thicker hips and bigger breasts until she looks like a fertility idol.
>Still no kids but many folks already think she's had a brood by now.
>Losing faith.
>Finally on one stormy night a messenger arrives, a thick thighed angel with a huge rear and generous breasts descends from on high to announce that your wife will be pregnant if you do it this evening.
>Do the deed.
End up setting a record when she finds out she's having 18 kids.


What is she Anon?

>>14691872
Don't forget to tease her breasts.
They're still small but almost constantly leaking milk.
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>>14691858
You know, I fucking hate wilmarina, and ALL the Lescatie sluts, but damn they are hot
I want to grab those horns and choke her with my dick
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>>14691883
>choke her with my dick
Choke her to death I hope.
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>>14691879
>What is she Anon?
Probably pretty damn happy right about now, I said my waifu is a Holstaur in my post.
>18 kids
I'm ok with this.
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Hey anon want to do something...fun?
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>>14691889
>>14691883
>tfw when all monster girls behave in a similar manner
JOIN THE ORDER
FIGHT FOR MAN
ENLIST NOW
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>>14691813
That's no elf
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>>14691891
She's probably going to be an idol to all the other cows due to the size of her breasts once the milk kicks in...walking may be a bit of a problem though once the kids really start coming in.
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>>14691895
why not?
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>>14691895
The last time we did something fun it involved a horse mask and a Hotline Miamiparody
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>>14691828
It'd be pretty cool if someone found it.
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>>14691899
Well I have made it a goal of mine to be able to lift and princess carry my waifu/an equivalent amount of weight, I'm still gonna try.
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>>14691866
I'll show you how bullying works, fucking nerd.
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>>14691898
what is it then?
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>>14691908
Good luck, she's going to be pretty darn heavy after all those 'blessings'
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>>14691900
!
>>14691905
That's a bold faced lie anon.
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Feathered pubes a best.
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>>14691915
>>
Any writefag stories that go something like this?

"Human vs x MG in single combat, if MG wins, you gonna get raped."

Would be appreciated.
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>>14691930
Well there's the first chapter to a certain saga that goes like that.
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>>14691933
Oh? I'm listening.
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>>14691936
He's talking about Anonymoose. It doesn't focus solely on that though. The 90 some chapters as a whole are sometimes described as arc-based shonen and harem.
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>>14691936
Do you really not know about probably the longest piece of writefaggotry to come out of these threads? I'll admit its been a long time since anybody had talked about it but its like thread legend sort of.
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>>14691924
You didn't even bother to mix it up from the last few times you did this.
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>>14691944
You'll have to excuse me. I am new to this brand of thread, having migrated from the circlejerk that is MonMusu threads.
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>>14691945
Welcome to a general. I hear the cripple fucker threads are getting close to 3000 threads.
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>>14691926
Energy vampire harpy girl when?
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>>14691813
Sexual release with someone you supposedly hate is my fetish.
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>>14691930
Monster Girl Quest.
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>>14691948
Welcome to a slightly different kind of hell. You were on /a/ so I assume you already know how to enjoy your anger.
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>>14691858
BUTT

SLUTT
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>>14691957
Yes, I can manage. Thank you.
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>>14691948
>having migrated from the circlejerk that is MonMusu threads.
You must've heard a great many things about us then, haven't you?
Did curiosity also compel you to lurk this hive of scum and villainy?
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>>14691958
Holy shit, Wilma has a nice butt.
I suppose Elt got lucky in that regard.
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>>14691948
RAPEFUGES
NOT WELCOME
GO BACK
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>>14691962
I heard that you all have much more active imaginations. I lurked, because I too have an active imagination.
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>>14691968
I'm here to stay. I just like reading good stories, anon. I'm not going to do anything off the wall. If there is even an "off the wall" for these threads.
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>>14691958
I would gladly take her from behind until her her belly's so full of seed that she looks pregnant.
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>>14691968
>Your country will never accept hordes of single Monster Girl migrants looking to start a new life.
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>>14691948
Yeah, just don't jump at every single thing you deem wrong around here or at least lurk some more before you do.
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>>14691970
>I heard that you all have much more active imaginations
Well we've kind of sexualized most things including the planets so I guess so.
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>>14691989
Well you can't really do much with EMG asides from literal fanfiction or drawing pics, so it stands to reason the broader general has more leeway in creation
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>>14691948
Knigga, that story was sixty chapters long back when we were all /a/.
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What's you're favorite part about you're favorite monstergirl?
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>>14691999
Her hat.
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>>14691999
The Wights meaty thighs and ethereal claws.
Though meaty thighs aren't common on all Wights, but still.
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>>14691999
Her love.
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>>14691999
A wight's aura.
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>>14691999
How I can never tell her no.
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>>14691985
>all news' cameramen reporting the event target rare full families and humanboys, saying how it will supply our economy and fix gender disbalance
>80% of refugees are single MGs in their primes
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>>14690849
And as we saw with things like the "jobjob" place, men there aren't mind broken as they are quite functioning, dignified (what passes for dignity in Wonderland anyway) members of society. They're just "mad" like the rest of Wonderland, living in such lust that they often don't even notice it (like when he carries on that conversation with the mad hatter without noticing he is getting a paw job).

I suppose it could be called mindbreak, but normally when I see something called that the victim becomes unable to do much of anything except have sex. There is rarely any affection involved either.
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>>14691999
Everything.
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>>14691999
Midriff
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>>14691999
Abs.
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>>14691999
Her personality and how girly she acts even when she doesn't want to. Especially when she doesn't want to.
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>>14691412
Married ones should be easy enough to be around without falling in love. The Mamono Lord is greater than any lilim and the Wandering Scholar managed to interview her just fine. Not to mention he worked directly with Druella while writing World Guide 1. Course Druella's marriage status is stated to be "secret" by KC.
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MachineAnon if you're here, I really like your stories and think you should write more.
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Not even death is safe.
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>>14691712
But she created Wonderland, she made the whole pocket dimension (and then started populating it with plants and monsters she brought over). It makes sense that she is the ruler.
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>>14691719
I want to play with the queen of hearts every day and feed her all the cakes and sweets she wants to keep her eyes off of everyone else.
Hopefully I never get sick though, I doubt I could keep her occupied if I was sick
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>>14692050
Actually Druella just corrupted WG1 so those who read it would become monsters. Wandering Scholar had no idea.
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>>14692091
If you get sick she'd probably have all the best doctors in her kingdom come and fix you up.
What would happen if the Queen of Hearts fell in love with you and aged herself up so she could be with you?
Or aged you down so she could "grow up" with you.
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>>14691999
Her fluffy tail and her pretty eyes and her cute goo and her lovely hair and her modest breasts and her wonderful butt and her wide hips and her magnificent thighs and her delightful smells and her long legs and her nice feet and her stinky sweat and the way she just
well
That's probably enough now isn't it.

Basically everything, even the things I usually am not very fond of.
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>>14692121
Well, she could stay small if she wanted but if she wanted to age herself up and/or was in love with me then I'd have to take her out for a nice dinner somewhere before we share our first time.
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>>14691999
Her ears. massive fluffy tail, those eyes, her personality, heck everything about her.

<supersexyfoxwomanpic.jpg>
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Does Mamono Mojo work similar to the devil triggers energy due to the fact it can alter peoples clothes?
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>>14692141
>filename
Not even; I mean this is apparently worth $120 according to the arist when he did this for $0
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>>14692141
Gazer hips and thighs are delightful.
The Phanaxiel pic was highly fappable as well.
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>>14692067
Machine is ded. His reputation is also (understandably) in the shitter.
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>>14692150
I think clothes is something transformed girls still get conventionally.
That jacket tho, Demon Kingdom has some damn nice couturiers.
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>>14692161
Man this shrine sure is better than that Ryu one across the street!
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>>14692178
Her half-jacket and pants are the same between both versions of her, aside from the color difference anyways.
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>>14692171
What'd I miss?
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>>14692179
There is a Ryu shrine across the street?
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>>14692210
Literally all that Machine didn't need to do was write this: http://pastebin.com/tg6Utm8m
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>>14692212
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>>14692179
>>14692212
Water Wurm seems awfully lonely.
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>>14692221
>>14692222
lonelywurmmind
that said I'd love more alone monster girls like this, i think they're great pictures
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>>14692221
>>14692222
Ryu-mind.
I'd visit her everyday until I lived there.
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>>14692221
>>14692222


>I..uhh, really?
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>>14692221
>>14692222
Nice.
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>>14692221
>>14692222
Well well.
>>14692227
Pic-related is an isolated Dragon.
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>>14692221
>>14692222
Confirmed worshipers
Paladins?
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>>14692155
Although the finished product is a drawing, what you're paying for is the drawfag's time, energy, and skill, all in the service of the image that you personally want created.
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>>14692236
I had imagined like, a glacied alone in a big ice cavern clearing, a dhampir or vampire alone in a big hall (throne room, dining hall), etc
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>>14692221
>>14692222
>one difference
>10 seconds apart
Damn, praise be.
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>>14692220
>oh wow it's nothing
We have plenty of people fuck up once or twice in some way. If he didn't leave on that and kept on delivering no one would care.
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>>14692246
Unfortunately there isn't any art of those.
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What's KC's best loli?
The worst?
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>>14692262
>What's KC's best loli?
Familiar
>The worst?
Dorf
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>>14692262
none
all
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>>14692246
I want to walk in on a boisterous, blood knight vampire whose been isolated for years and greats me with a hearty challenge before hurriedly saying that I don't have to except when I look like I'm going to run for it.

She'll then take me through her fortress and talk about all the fights she used to have...all while sadly remarking that it's been so lonely ever since the last war ended.

Even her ghoul underlings have gone off and gotten husbands.
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>>14692271
>an entire castle, empty and deserted
>parts are in ruins, overgrowth, disrepair
I doubt even a montage can fix this.
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>>14692272
There's a higher resolution version of that image.
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>>14689791
Be their master sample
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>>14692272
This Tamamo?
I'd love to see more or her with the MG Tamamo, some lewd.
>>
Have a thing.
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>>14692276
Averages Tsunpire had a scenario similar to that.
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>>14692271
>armored muscular vampire concealing herself with her wings while sobbing in fetal position
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>>14692262
Devil
Eh, witch probably. Too human
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Is it tam time?
Or Fox time?
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>>14691999
The fact that she will never see me anything other than a cumpump.
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>>14692276
Yeah, it would be a sorry sight and she probably knows it but she'd do her best to cover it up with charisma.

The only place that would be kept intact would probably be the training area where a stack of dummies dominates half the room, their snapped and broken bodies marking how much they've been used.

I'd probably make the offer for her to travel with me, although the taverns I stay in on my travels still probably don't meet the standards of her keep.

>>14692285
I want to head pat that, even if it leads to me getting caught up in a bearhug like no other.
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>>14692290
Neither
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fuck off nick
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I still think midnight (pixiv) drew one of the best Ryuu images ever
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>>14690489
Thanks you very much for the translation

Wonderland is just as crazy as it seemed from the profiles
The rain that makes everyone aroused took me by surprise
Having the Mad Hatter explain things is a nice touch for the people that will be introduced to MGE through this

The poor MC had it rough
>tfw chesire cat calls you a premature ejaculator
>tfw she's supposed to guide you to the exit but messes with you instead
>tfw the exit appears and disappears at random
>tfw by the time it appears you've already gone crazy
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>>14691235
I'd be tempted to feed her by hand, and fuck her thighs afterwards.
It'd probay be best to keep me away from her for her own health.
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>>14692301
Sleepy Ryu, dreaming of having hordes of worshipers no doubt.
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>"My wife isn't human"

Talking about your wife when Mgs come real with other people, this makes me wonder how would you tell people this in the early days?

"Yeah , I am married to a Fox woman."
I can see the reaction that I would get from a lot of people.
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>>14692324
>in the early days?
In the early days, you don't mention it so you don't get lynched.
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What did you do anon!?
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>>14692179
>>14692221
>>14692222

Live down the street from a popular Fox shrine, and across the street is a quiet Ryu shrine.

This could be the makings of an awesome anime/manga right here!
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>>14692338
Get distracted by her ass and tits and get raped furiously while gazing deep into her beautiful eyes and having my first kiss stolen.
You can't judge me.
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>>14692342
With tons of Fanser...PLOT!!!!
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>>14692338
I simply told her the truth and said "lilims are such shit MGs"
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>>14691999
Cuddles
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>>14692338
I told her "Good night and don't burn down the thread." I phrase I now turn to you all.

Have a good one friends, take care and don't forget to search your house for pygmy mantises.
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>>14692345
This is no time for joking anon she's going to beat your ass if she catches you.
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>>14692262
>Best Loli
Dark Angel. Regular Angels also good.
>Worst
Hobgoblin.
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>>14692357
>pygmy mantises
That shit sounds adorable.
>>14692370
>disliking the resident oppai loli
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>>14692338
I told her I prefer her sister.
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>>14692358
Loen commissions fucking when
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>>14692379
They would be.
Tiny little mantises with petite figures that hide around the house waiting to jump you.
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>>14692324
Just like >>14692337 said, you don't say it, and whenever you go out with her she has to polymorph herself into a human

I'd live in an underground hideout to make sure no one sees my Mindflayer wife, they'd try to kill us both on the spot if we ever got discovered
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>>14692382
Dat Ryu mouth.
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>>14691985
Good. It's the only thing Deruella Trump got right.
>>
>>14692419


>>14692382
>>14692301

Alright, I Think you are right,
It is a Ryu.
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>tfw no harem of devil bugs dressed as maids
Why live?
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Hello my fellow human boys. Does anyone want to have a meet up?What's the worst that can happen, it's not like a monstergirl is trying to capture and rate us or anything They aren't even real! You can trust me. Now give me your contact info.
>>
I want to kiss a flat Titania on the chest!
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>>14692436
Too busy getting the Kephris into maid uniforms.
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>>14692436
Every time I see a devil bug I always think of that movie 'Joes Apartment'.
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>>14692442
Sure, what's the worse that can happen? Meet me at the Starbucks on 21st and Hillmore in downtown.
>>
Are there going to be more writefag competitions later? I thought about writing a story, but I only have one day left to compete.
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>>14692442
Ah! I would be having happy if we could meet friend! We are being of best friends!
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>>14692442
Sorry, I'll be busy. I'm taking part in the attack on Demon territories that other anon suggested earlier, where we all strip naked and run straight into the Realm shouting loudly. We'll steamroll the damn place with this kind of psycho attack, that anon's fucking genius!
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>>14692442
I dunno. This seems very suspicious...
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>>14692442
I live by the skate ring, you'll find me.
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>>14692460
It's only 2000-5000 words, you could still make it.
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>>14692466
How many do we have? If its just like 10 we are so fucked
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>>14692442
>>14692462
These two 'human boys' are in for a surprise when they meet each other.
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>>14692338
I kissed her cheek when she was distracted
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>>14692442
Stop the RP, faggot.
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>>14692490
>Thinking a thousand naked sweaty unarmed guys loudly announcing their presence in enemy would make a difference vs. ten
>Following what is obviously a monster's plan

This is why the monsters are winning, Anon! Did you learn nothing from the raging mushroom fiasco?
>>
I want to open a kissing booth at the state fair
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>>14692529
Careful there, every MG will use the full extent of their kissing skill in order to win you over

And you'd also have that one MG who'd try to break you by using her overly longue tongue in your throat
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>>14692529
Frog Girls are going to take full advantage of you Anon.
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>>14692545
Don't worry citizen, I'm collecting donations for my religious order. Surely no fair-goer would be so impious as to attempt shenanigans at a booth belonging to the Brotherhood of the Sacred Light.
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>>14692529
>open kissing booth at the state fair
>it's all holstaurs, and minotaurs with a few other MGs peppered in the line
>your old Kobold English teacher has been in line at least five different times
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>>14692358
I'm not joking at all.
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>>14692436
That pic makes her look so cute, I just want to give her head pats all day long. I also want to cuddle her while massaging her antennae, tell her they are very cute, just her.
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>>14692338
I said she is pretty and we should go to the movies or get a cup of coffee together.
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>>14692521
Anon! Come on! Its not like monsters would go on the internet just to trick us, right?
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>"Oh, good morning Anon. Will you be using the baths too? Perhaps we should share. For efficiency's sake, of course."
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>>14692573
God I wish they would.
I'd walk right into a Manticore's internet trap.
I want to get knocked out and wake up tied to a bed with a Manticore pumping me with her tailpussy.
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>>14692580
>posting images with some some sort of dialogue attached
I'm getting some deja vu here.
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>>14692580
>:..For efficiency's sake, of course."
Is she saying this because she's a coy slut, or because she's pure and doesn't know any better?
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>>14692581
how lewd!
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>>14692587
Yes
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>>14692587
This is important.
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>>14692586
Déjà vu to what?

>>14692587
A little of column A, a little of column B.
Maybe she just likes you that much, and is trying to make up a reason to be with you.
Or maybe she's just completely oblivious to the sexual undertones. She was raised as a rather sheltered princess, after all.
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>>14692580
I want her to sit in on my face.
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>>14692587
>>14692599
>>14692601
>>14692605
She's subconsciously a coy slut but she's pure and doesn't know it yet
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>>14692580
Why are you wearing shoes into the bath?
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>>14692611
I LIKE IT.
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>>14692596
Just imagine waking up from being knocked out only to see a fuzzy figure and something moving up and down.
You can just barely register a pleasurable feeling and then you snap fully awake and see a naked Manticore and your dick shaft deep in her tailpussy.
Kinda like that one 3d monstergirl game demo, only he used a slime.
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>>14692580
I want to bathe with an Anubis!

Also, white clothing rendered translucent via getting wet (Especially on dark skin) is GOAT-tier.
>>
>>14692619
Why couldnt it have been a Manticore
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>>14692628
Because he's using original designs and not MGE or EMG or anything like that.
Game's not even done and the slime girl is olev.
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>>14692581
This is why you don't trust people that name themselves "T-41L_PU55Y" on the internet

Also watch out for the ones that make a lot of typo, it's hard to type with big meaty claws
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>>14692636
But what if you want to get abducted and raped by a Manticore?
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>>14692606
But then you wouldn't be able to breathe. Do you really want that? To be so smothered by her thighs that the only air you can take in would be utterly saturated by her freshly bathed scent?

>>14692612
They're her getting-out-of-the-bath shoes. It wouldn't do to let anyone see her feet, after all. That's just lewd.

>>14692622
It's the GOATest of tiers.
What's just as amazing is feeling the skin through it, and slowly peeling it away as the wetness causes it to stick, hugging all the curves like a transparent bodysuit.
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>>14692567
>and then anon got an ass beating for whatever he did

Guess he was asking for it...
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>>14692640
You think that you want to
But you don't know of the horrors
She'll make you cum over and over and over again
She'll inject you with so much venom you will become addicted to it
By the time she let's you have a break you'd have pumped her full of at the very least, 5 liters of cum
And it won't stop there, it will continue every single day until you give up your body and heart to her

Is that really what you want?
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>>14692338
Asked for her hand in marriage. When she said that she would marry me on the spot, I didn't think she meant public sex. That's too embarrassing for a first time experience, so I ran. Towards my house.
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>>14692654
Yes.
My heart's already hers.
As long as she agrees to cuddle with me afterwards.
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Why is Saria so adorable?
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>>14692711
>Grown woman spending all her time with the little boy next door
She's a sexual predator
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>>14692722
How do you know Saria was older than Link?
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>>14692722
The End of Alice was a fun ride from start to finish.

All in all she's my second favourite lit loli after that chick on the cruiseship in Gravity's Rainbow
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>>14692735
All I know is she was fully mature for her species and link was not. She was that creepy sexy lady who is way too nice to that one neighbor boy because she has ulterior motives. And that's awwwright
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>>14692661
SHE WONT
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>>14692711
I see your Forest Spirit, and raise you a Twilit Imp!
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>>14692842
Her true form is hideous, 2/10 waifu
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>>14692842
Can she give birth safely in shortstack form?
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>>14692661
>>14692784
SHE WILL

Once she has secured her precious husband she tries her best to become the best wife in the world, there will be plenty of cuddles, home-cooked meals and so much more

She might tie you up once in a while to fulfil her sadism but that's a good thing right?
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>>14692855
>shortstack
Looks pretty flat to me.
>>14692849
And over here we see the majestic Faggot in it's natural habitat.
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>>14692711
Saria is the cutest, although I prefer both Malon and Ruto more. This is most likely due to the fact that I like aquatic monster girls a lot, Malon has got that awesome orange hair and milk from her ranch
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>>14692649
>But then you wouldn't be able to breathe. Do you really want that? To be so smothered by her thighs that the only air you can take in would be utterly saturated by her freshly bathed scent?
Yes I want all of that. And some daughterus on top of that.
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>>14692879
All of the OoT girls are waifu material.
>Saria-loli childhood friend route
>Ruto-my first MG crush
>Malon-fire crotch, plus milk jokes for days
>Impa-strong willed CC who likes to 'teach' young boys
>Zelda-himedere healer
>the Gerudo-desert Amazon harems
>Cuckoo Lady-that awesome side piece that's into /ss/ in the next game
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>>14692895
>no mention of Zelda
>no mention of Shiek
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>>14692904
>anon can't read
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Zelda from OoT was my first (and now that I think about it, only) waifu. I think I was 12.
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>>14692895
I agree with your fine taste their sir, their all great waifus in many different ways. Just got done with Oot and enjoyed it a lot, I also like all of them.As for my first MG crush, it was Ms.spider from James and the Giant Peach, who still hold the record for having one of the sexiest french accents ever. Now I am in the mood to wonder what that film would be like, but with monster girls?
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>>14692919
She's already more of a Monster Girl than Bourbon's Waifu.

Dunno what would happen if you turned the rest of them into MGs too... But now I'm thinking of Oomukade on Arachne yuri. So that's a thing.
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Any pictures of Monster Girls smoking?
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>>14692919
>Ms. Spider
She was a my first 'why boner', I admit that because of her I love accents more than I should.
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>>14692930
Just a thought, though I do like the idea of a Oomukade who has a New Yorker's accent and is a bit of a tomboy. You have the very prim and proper grasshopper girl, the GILF glowworm, the motherly arachne, the Naive worm girl, and the caring lady bug girl. Did I just create a personal harem of bug monster girls for myself, because I like it?
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Dodongo girls?
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>>14692954
My nigga, you and I have the exact same cause for our love of sexy accents. Plus, she was one of the first monster girls I ever saw as a young lad. Her accent is sexy as hell and she's the reason why I not afraid of most spiders. I have to thank her for my love of arachne and the default personality type I give to them when fantasizing.
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>>14692955
>I do like the idea of a Oomukade who has a New Yorker's accent and is a bit of a tomboy.
Yes. This. Drawfags. Get on it. Please.

>because I like it?
Yeah, sure, sounds cozy. Would you all live in a giant peach tho?
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>>14692944
Hey boy
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>>14692944
Maybe.
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>>14692967
Hell yeah we would, peach smell and taste delicious. After every romance session with the girls, we would take a break by having some homemade peach cobbler for dessert and going off to bed in a giant cuddle pile. At night, I'd tell them all that I love them and that they are the only things sweeter than the peach we live in.
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Stupid meidos

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=55010312
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>>14692981
>Shirohebi priestess turned brothel madam.
I want this so badly and I don't even know why.
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>>14693005
You want to see a young hopeful innocent Shirohebi slowly become bitter, cold, and eventually a mature mistress, long abandoning the shrine and in charge of a brothal, letting anyone with the coin have their night of pleasure? She spends her days counting money and smoking, her times of happily sweeping the shrine for her Ryu Mistress long abandoned, now at the top of her own food chain as she collects more girls for her brothal?

I want that too.
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>>14693003
Damn.
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>>14693003
I had a dream. A dream where my maido brothers and sisters could come together as one.
This is as close as we'll ever get.
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I want to spent time with a drunk monster boss
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I'm gunna ___ X
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>>14693018
Yeah, so than you can be the innocent but sexually repressed young priest that sets her back on the path of righteousness and virgin sex in the missionary position, with your wife, on your wedding night and for the sole purpose of procreation.
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>>14693061
But I like my viceful snake, it's a unique kind of mature beauty
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>>14693066
But evil people are ugly, inside and out.
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>>14693076
Not on the inside, if you're the one person they're willing to share their soft side with. But only in private.
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>>14693083
You're just a big softie inside aren't you?
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>>14693058
you gunna what? YOUR GUNNA WHAT?!
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>>14693076
Evil make best waifus
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>>14693018
>Shirohebi madam is having a good day
>counting money
>just got a new girl in too
>damn kiki wash outs
>at least they keep their rooms clean
>until she smelled it
>the scent of tea, vegetables, and fresh rain
>she looks at the door to see a younger man in worn clothes
>clothes that look like the male shrine workers clothes...
>back home...
>oh look it's raining
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>>14693089
This guy gets it. Being the good, kindhearted, househusband to an evil warlord waifu is the dream.
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>>14693098
Househusband is nice, but I wouldn't mind being her right hand as well.
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>>14693101
But who's gonna make the smiley face cookies? And who's gonna make sure that your combat Kiki guard gets husbands?!? And who will be there when your daughteru wants upsies?!?!
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>>14693003
New Hinezumi and now lewd Kiki and Shog? Today's off to a great start already.
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>>14693101
>you will never be the noble right hand of your villainous waifu
>you will never have heroic sword fights with paladins, angels and shotas with GUTS
>you will never make page long monologues on the necessity of your actions and listen patiently as your opponent delivers an even longer HEROIC monologue back at you
>you will never sigh at the fact your waifu does everything because she's just chaotic cartoon evil and wants to fuck shit up
>you will never stab her in the back and whisper your love was a ruse all along before taking her place as the true dark lord
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>>14693108
Well I just said I like both. I'm a bit more inclined to be a househusband to be honest.

>>14693118
You fucked it up with the spoiler, fag.
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>>14693123
What part of "evil" don't you understand?
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>>14693125
What part of "waifus" don't you?
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>>14693054
I want to write a story about a drunk boss but all I can think of is a late night janitor finding a drunk Kiki on her desk saying "Clean me like one of your French roll top desks!"
I am very tired.
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>>14693118
>>14693125
>2016
>Not loving evil girls
They have hearts and needs just like everyone else. I want a waifu who's evil in ways the world has never even imagined yet behind closed doors is a total cuddlebug.
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>>14693150
I want to stumble upon an evil MG during her downtime when she's too busy to plan the destruction of the order because she's in her sweatpants destroying n00bs online.
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>>14693150
>Evil waifu goes "kyaaa!" when she's in private with you and hugs you so hard you think your ribs are gonna break
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>>14693129
I don't want a full evil overlord waifu, but a bitchy mean one would be nice. Like >>14692981 >>14693018, a mean greedy girl who runs a geisha service and loves money, smoking, and alcohol.
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>>14693170
She's actually honing her skills by practicing against humans online, it's all part of her plan
At least that's what she would say
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>>14693150
I want a waifu OF JUSTICE.
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>>14693181
Wyverns are into that.
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>>14693173
>You come back from visiting the barracks and giving a pep talk to her minions
>She starts lifting up your shirt and checking your body
>"They didn't hurt you did they?" she says a hint of panic in her voice
>She lets out a sigh and hugs you once she's sure you're alright
>You're never quite sure how this woman can order the razing of entire cities yet worries about your safety the moment you leave the room
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My computer died, and this is the first time in a couple of days that I've had an internet connection.
For those three of you who cared about pygmy space anubi and/or yeti handjobs, that's why those aren't here yet. I'll get to rewriting them now. If I can recover my files, I'll be able to post the originals even sooner.
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>>14693178
What would she say if I hug her tightly and whisper into her ear; "1v1 me faggot."
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>>14693125
>>14693150
>>14693173
>>14693192
i like evil waifus like June from YBAs vengance story and seafoam's echidna, maybe the echidna is going too far, but i love how she really hates the MC of that story for what he did but still enjoys the moments where he is a brainwashed husband, flirts with him, takes sadistic pleasure from all of it, and unconsciously tries to have something with him, cant wait for the next chapters, even if i always get chills from just remembering at what happened in chapter 4, hope theres something less gory
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>>14693197
I was wondering where the Yeti handjobs went. RIP original draft. Good luck rewriting them, has to be frustrating knowing they were already done.
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>>14693150
>>14693173
>>14693192
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>>14693235
All done but for the ending.
It is rather annoying, but I'll try and make something positive out of it, see if I can make some improvements on a clean slate.
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>>14693211
June did nothing wrong, I wanna comfort her
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>>14693246
>but for nothing
Don't say that anon, it was an experience wasn't it? So, good or bad, it wasn't for nothing. That's what my dad always said. But he also said "Never trust a woman who won't let you finger her."
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>>14693258
How high are you anon?
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So the other day I saw this documentary where a bunch of hermit crabs were looking to change shells, but they only found one that was empty. What they did was that they formed a line, I shit you not, a line, with the biggest crab at the front and the smallest at the back, and then they all shuffled into the shell in front of them.
I want this, but with loli-to-teen Crab Girls.
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>>14693274
Here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1dnocPQXDQ
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>>14693274
>>14693287
This is why I recommend Hermit Crabs, or Crawfish as pets. They're much smarter than people give them credit for being, and that makes them really fun pets.

Wish we'd get some exotic pet Monster Girls from KC, I'd love a Hermit Crab girl. Or a Koi girl.
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>>14693237
That was coloured
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>>14693003
The best way for a Shoggoth and Kikimora to compete. Oddly they always seem to end up in a tie every single time.

Also this seems to be the second piece of art that involves lewd Kikimora's that is brought into existance.
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>>14693296
Tell me more about their hi-jinks.
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>>14693301
I prefer the monochrome version
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>>14693301
Not him but I hate colorizations. If the original is shaded in black and white most colorizations look worse, even professional ones.
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>>14693305
Well, Hermit Crabs will often make their own cliques and societies if there's enough of them, Crustaceans in general are known to experience emotions like joy, sadness, and anger, and Crawfish are good at decision making and will take many factors into account. Crawfish can also experience stress similar to how humans do, and human stress medication works on them. Crawfish also enjoy searching out ways to escape their tank solely for fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYFALyP2e7U

Crustacean girls are cute! Cute!
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>>14693287
>>14693296
Those pasty white asses they got are pretty creepy looking. Would hermit crab girls be cute?
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>>14693331
Tanned Hermit Crab girls with really pale fat asses
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>>14693330
>Crustaceans in general are known to experience emotions like joy, sadness, and anger

>remembering that 'this kills the crab' video
Pain
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>>14693331
I believe an expert answered your question.>>14693330
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>>14693335
Are you saying hermit crab girls all have dark tans that end at their waists like some kind of weird bikini lines? And that they're super embarrassed by their squishy, plump, glaringly pale hips, thighs, and asses?

Want
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>>14693347
Slender brown beach girl from the waist up, Abagail from the waist down
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>>14693347
>>14693352
Maybe a Drawfag will make her a reality? Right?

I want the big meaty claws and big meaty thighs, and that lovely tan line.
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>>14692120
Yes, but the point is he met with her just fine.
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>>14693249
June is an evil cunt and thats why she is best
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>>14693003
What would a tentaclejob from a Shoggoth feel like?
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>>14693468
I bet it would suck
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>>14693468
Whatever she wants it to
You ever want to know what it feels like to fuck the primordial soup? Well now you can
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>>14693481
>Shoggoth sucking your dick with a horrifying mouth opening on her lower body
>those sloppy, slimy sucking noises
oh no I have a boner
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>>14693503
Oh no, boners can cause blindness, Anon! Better get your succubus neighbor to make it go away
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>>14693542
>tfw every doctor and scientist in the world are corrupted by Tanukis to say that boners are life threatening and should always be treated by MGs
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You aren't one of those cowards who sticks to only 25% monster, right?
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>>14693622
I can go up to 60-70% or so but that's way beyond that.
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>>14693622
It's bald. No hair, no dick
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>>14693627
You don't mean that, do you?
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>>14693622
Isn't there an image of that thing literally eating someones dick?
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>>14693622
where is this creature's brain located?
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>>14693622
I'm firmly in the 10% camp.
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Blah-blah-blah, hope!
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>>14693667
Your guess is as good as mine.

>>14693662
You mean this?
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/182337
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>>14693622
>>14693673
10% or 90%
Pointy ears or complete abominations
Every MG deserves love
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>>14693699
I'm not opening that link because it's 1am and I don't wanna see the bad kind of monster but I'll assume it is.
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>>14693707
heh, it's actually the 360% lewd one
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Me gusta cojones grandes!
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>>14693728
Is it true that you cannot lie?
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>>14693740
You are aware that asking someone if they're lying is just dumb?
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>>14693746
>this guy doesn't into Sir Mix-A-Lot
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>>14693751
Is that a star war?
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>>14693757
Learn to lyrics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYyd0dvNNXU
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>>14693757
No, this is Patrick
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>>14693761
I'm sorry, I don't listen to hip-hop.
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>>14693728
You need to improve your spanish
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>>14693772
Shut up, she can give you taco flavored kisses.
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>>14693772
The grammar may be off, but it's just a proclamation of love for big balls.
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>>14693644
Only exception
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British Wonderland is a nice place
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>>14693831
What about slime girls?
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Touch the cow, do it now!
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So why don't we have a noir detective story about a heavily drinking, chain-smoking copper tracking down a serial rapist?
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>>14693699
>http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/182337

now that's what I call a mindfuck
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>>14693898
She doesn't look very comfortable. I think I won't.
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>>14693892
They have slime hair, don't count. Same with sandworm, they have feeler hair.
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Hey, got an idea

Monster Girls

And stay with me

Monster Girls in Bell Bottoms
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>>14693965

The 70s called, they want their shitty fad back.
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>>14693995
I want a 70s Monster Girl though!
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Well Anons, it finally happened.

While walking home one day, it seems that your waifu broke some sort of hobo law and was cursed by the hobo god "Soup Can Larry".

As a result she's now an oppai loli that's so heavy on the oppai she can use them as air bags to cushion her falls.

Do you want to go out and fight this evil power or are you content to tease and group her new body?

Roll till you get the one you want if you have no preference.
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>>14693995
to be fair, that character is actually an old woman
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>>14694017
The real question is if you can impregnate her when she does that.
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>>14694015
I ask him nicely to restore my waifu's body.
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>>14694015
Will she give me analingus while she milks me from behind with her tits? This is a deal-breaker, here.
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>>14694024
>Asking the hobo god to undo something

See, thats how you end up with a hobo jinko summed into your home for the insolence.

>>14694025
If that's what you want then I'm sure she would.

I'm not one to judge.
Not out loud at least.
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>>14694034
What if it was a honest mistake? My waifu's not up to hobo law
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>>14694044
Gods are fickle, angry things Anon.
The only thing they hate worse than people breaking their laws are athiests.

I'm afraid he's not going to change her back without a fight.


What is she by the way?
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>>14694034
>hobo Jinko
so there'd be two jinkos in my house.
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>>14694052
Yes, except one is now an oppai loli who has trouble walking due to her chest.
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Fox girls up in trees, fluffy as can be.
I want to bully fox girls by way of pinched ear-fluff.
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>>14694051
Crow tengu. Now her flight is all wobbly ad she can't reach the shelves.
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>>14694056
sounds pretty cute, but I'm not an oppai loli guy.
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>>14694058
Yep.
She's like a black feathered, tiny jub jub when it comes to flying.

You may be forced to sit her atop your shoulders while her breasts rest atop your head.

>>14694065
Then it's time to fight the hobo god.
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>>14694070
Can I summon the help of hobo jinko? an Oppai loli is considerably less stronk than the brick shithouse I married.
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>>14694078
You could but she'll probably request something in return.
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>>14694082
This is so complicated.
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>>14694057
But anon, ear fluff is the most sensitive fluff! They will for sure not let that go unpunished!
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>>14694087
One does not simply fight a god, Anon.

She wants a home that isn't made of cardboard.
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Alright guys I know one thing that will make our dreams come true:
DUAGHTERUS
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>>14694111
Damn, that dad's not putting in the effort. He needs a training arc just as much as the kids do.
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>>14694111
THIS
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Is everyone working hard?
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>>14694129
Nah, just lounging in bed after a day of fighting my 3DS.

Maybe going to watch the last episode of 08th MS team with my buddy.
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>>14694137
>08th MS team with my buddy
Wish I had a buddy who liked Gundam.
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>>14694137
>Maybe going to watch the last episode of 08th MS team with my buddy.
You mean episode 11, right?
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>>14694111
Cute as hell, happy families are always nice.
>>14694129
I'm working hard at leveling on Blade and Soul.
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>>14694111
>cute daughterus
>salamander
>not clones of their mom
You pass, well done.
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>>14694144
Grew up with it.

We share the opinion that G-Gundam is the best.


>>14694146
Actually had to look, we're doing 9-11 today.
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>>14694154
Good, don't watch episode 12. There's no battles, no mobile suits, just Kiki and Michel spending time with some retarded kids who thought the two of them were trying to "steal" their names from them.
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>>14694129
No, but I did play some Shadow of Mordor for the first time in forever and was surprised how fun it still is.
Where's Average?
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>>14694164
Yeah.

I think we may do stardust memory after this.
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>>14694129
Yes. There is much homework to be done.
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>>14694169
Right here.
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>>14694176
Well don't just stand there, do cute.
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>>14694170
>stardust memory right after 08th MS team
>with a friend
I envy you.
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>>14694015
>lich
well if her magic can't fix it, I guess we're going on a epic quest then. and the quest can take a while... I hope.
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>>14694170
Have you seen the first episode of Thunderbolt yet? Episode 2 airs on the 12th.
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I want the cow to touch me!
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>>14693003
Lucky bastard, though it seems that the artist forgot to account for the Shogs transparent black arms.
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Remember the differences anon, it could save your life.

Especially you /k/.
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>>14694283
Pretty sure you can eat all of them, but point taken.
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>>14694283
I'm sure /k/ would fuck all 3
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>>14693197
Damn, that's a bummer. Pygmy Anubis sounded like total sex.
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>>14694283
>Deer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFctacTsLMw
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>>14694283
>Pitting bipeds against quadrupeds
The most unfair race of all times.
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>>14694129
I went one week without any progress, then wrote 2.5k words in four hours. Too bad I can't do that on command yet.
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>>14694111
This is fucking adorable.
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>>14694184
>Come home from work after a long day, your brain fried after having to explain to the wurm in management how a computer works.
>Like, EVERYTHING about how a computer works down to what the, and you quote, "Little nobby things inside" do.
>RAM was the worst part, you had to actually use a metephor involving melting ice cream to get it through to her.
>The door slams shut on your door and you trudge up to the house with weary gait, your feet feet shuffling due to you lacking the strength to actually lift them.
>You're so fatigued that you barely notice the giggling as you walked, the barely contained laughter emanating from a little snow mound next to walkway.
>As you walk past it, an explosion of snow and a happy cry of "papa!" marks the arrival of your daughteru on the scene, the young wendigo powering through the snow so that she's latched onto your leg before you realized whats going on.
>Her tail is thrashing wildly and her face is rubbing against your hip as the creature claims the first hug of the day from you.
>It is an unexpected interruption but one that warms the cockles of your hear a little, the girl happy to see you.
>A ruffle of hair does little to satiate the girl and you are eventually forced to walk with her clutching at your leg like an over-sized boot.
>You're just about to reach the door when a deeper, throatier chuckle reaches your ear, the larger snow pile looking much more ominous than before.
>As if realizing that the game is up, the mound of white fluff explodes as a taller, hip heavy copy of your daughteru (or is the daughteru a copy of her mother?) rises from it, latching onto your side and purring "Welcome home husband," as your arm is placed between her breasts.
>The warmth of the cloaked woman's body and the kiss she plant's on your cheek is enough to some pep in your step from the greeting, a big family hug making the day seem a whole lot less terrible now that your home.
>It isn't until after dinner that you ask your wife how long she and your daughter, currently doing her homework, waited for you.
>The woman dodges the question for a little while, telling you 'Not long', but eventually she admits that they were there for around an hour, waiting for you to return because your wife accidentally locked them out.
>She got her payback for your laughter later that night when she decided to be a little more aggressive in bed.
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>>14694111
>>14694302
Also, why aren't their tails on fire?
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>>14693916
I vaguely remember reading something like this, involving a manticore partner and undead daughter.
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>>14694095
But Anon, can any fluff be sensitive? It's just hair.
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>>14694299
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>>14689358
>>14689768
>>14694302
>>14694111
Is it official? Are daughterus the cutest?
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>>14694224
Don't forget to sit her in your lap while at the campfire. she's the perfect size to sit there and be molested.

>>14694241
Nah, I've been a bit out of the gundam loop.
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>>14694306
>cute little wendigo daughteru and busty muscular wendigo waifu
Hnngh.
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>>14694315
It's 15 minutes long, like 18 counting credits. The official subs are shit but there's better versions out there. 4 episode OVA based on the manga, it's moving pretty fast, the episode 2 preview's already got the Psycho Zaku.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdxTLrTsCBw
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>>14694313
Yes.
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>>14694313
yes
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>>14694319
And eventually there will be another baby wendigos that stumbles around in her too large cloak and awawas when she wants something
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>>14694343
Wunderbar.
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>>14694313
No, and I will never understand the thread obsession with them. We certainly never used to be like this.
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>>14694354
It's called "Getting old". You'll understand one day.
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>>14694354
Cute things are cute.
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>>14694354
>We certainly never used to be like this.
That's just a lie. Monster Girls can be sexy and cute. Daughterus are cute, and the products of how much you love your waifu.
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>>14694190
0079 then 0080, then 0083

UC Gundam always.
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>>14694354
If I could stop time I would breed all the cute girls.
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>>14694386
I bought the first two volumes of Origin for Christmas. Shit's sweet.
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>>14694391
I'd probably get a monster girl pregnant in highschool.
Hopefully it would be a rich ojou so I'd get to watch her try and remain smug with a growing baby bump parting her elegant clothes.
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>>14694386
Where does 08th fit in on the timeline anyway?
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>>14692281
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>>14694313
The most rambunctious and cutest daughterus
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>Across your many years living a peaceful life with your kiki and shog maid, there are a few instances that clued a perceptive master like you into their semi-rivalry.
>Not that they dislike eachother or anything. Half as often as not, when you'd wake up in the middle of the night to get yourself a drink, or check up on something online for a moment, by the tine you'd returned, they both cuddled up to echother in the bed so snugly as to be inseparable
>None the less, there are instances where one would attempt to mimic the other as if to grab your attention
>Like the time your kiki replaced all the buttons of her uniform with an eye motif incredibly reminiscent of your shog.
>Or the time your shog blatantly sculpted big floppy kiki ears and a fluffy tail onto herself
>It's cute and harmless, but you sense something stirring below
How do you convince each other of their own innate worth?
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>>14694409
During 0079
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>>14694409
It's set in 0079 I think.
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>>14694425
Body swap.
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Two thugs block your way, what do?
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>>14694425
Totally awesome 3 some with them!!
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>>14694434
It's not like they want to BE the other. They just have some misguided notion that you prefer the other, and by mimicing the other, they can gain the same level of love and affection. Despite you loving the both of them in equal measures since time immemorial.
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>>14694437
Shotgun to the face!
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>>14694437
Jump to the arms of the exotic green stranger and make faces at the weird piggy
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>>14694425
Threesome, it is specially effective with monsters.

There is an unspoken bond that is made during the intimacy of sex, something that can quell even the most bitter of rivalries, you just have to push them towards working together to achieve pleasure instead of them competing for it.
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>>14694437
>"Ogrehatespigssaywhat?"
>"What?"
>"Aaaahn?"
Walk away as the two delinquents sqare off
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>>14694437
I ask them their names, their quest, and the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow, and run by them as they think about their answer
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>>14694437
Tell them if they keep bullying me my girlfriend will come and she's really rough and scary so they better watch out!
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>>14694437
Focus on the Pork, beat her then use that newfound loyalty to fight the Ogre.
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>>14694442
I know, but it'll let them appreciate what they have when they change bodies.

And I could always just science a chimera up so they are both hybrids or I just merge the two into a chimera.
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>>14694407
I'd be fine being a breeding stud for Devil Bugs or something. Maybe a Matango so we can have the most children possible.
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>>14694437
Anemia option
>genuflect
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>>14694473
That's fine too.
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>>14694451
But you've had countless threesomes in the long years, there's something else, something deeper.
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>>14694407
How would MGs react towards guys going around dicking girls and knocking them up?
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>>14694494
Probably thinking that the girls are lucky or wishing that their crush would do that to them.
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>>14694498
I think he was implying not taking responsibility by allowing them to husbando him
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New episode of Hellsing abridged is up.
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>>14694503
I want to have casual sex with a yan girl and be shotgun married to her.
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>>14694506
Pat that head boys. Everybody form a line and take turns patting that head.
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>>14694503
That's a guy askin for a mindbreakin.

I'd take responsibility for that shit.

>>14694506
Oh heal yeah.
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>>14694515
>Mindbreak
>Not asking for a Harem
That guy has his priorities up in the sky.
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I'm gonna help my Wurm waifu train for the strongwurm competition!
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>>14694519
>Harem
Eww. Poor girls having to fight for affection? I'm pretty sure that's classified as abuse.
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>>14694525
Not the ears! Ears are my weakness!
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>>14694530
I'd only sleep around on Monoeyes and other loser girls.
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>>14694529
What's your training montage music?
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>>14694529
All natural or with mino milk
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>>14694506
Oh god this episode is beautiful.

>Please do not kill my friends.
>Oh, who said that I would be doing it?
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>>14694545
Just wait till you get to the crusaders.
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>>14694535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK4gv11PTI8
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>>14694549
Not exactly inspiring but I guess a Wurm could make it work.
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>>14694548
>Oh my god they planted landmines!
>We walk our dogs out there!
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>>14694538
It's not really against the rules to feed competitors mino milk. I take it a step further though by feeding my wurm mino milk from a minotaur that was raised on mino milk herself.
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>>14694506
>>14694545
Is Alucard finally off the boat?
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>>14694555
Oh lordy.
She's going to be the biggest.
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>>14694531

I'd be both excited and afraid for when a MG discovers my ASMR fetish and collection of it

>"Oh you don't need those anymore."
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>>14694506
Ahhhhh yeah, it's about time. Also Seras is cutest vampire and is top waifu material for me.
>cute as hell
>sweet and kind
>likes head pats
>is extremely busty
>good fighter and humerous
>has an accent that's both sexy an adorable
What's not to like about this adorable vampire.
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>>14694306
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>>14694562
I bet we'd get Monster Girls doing ASMR stuff for free.
>>14694563
Police Girl doesn't wear a bra.
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>>14694548
Oh sweet jesus.

That is hilarious.
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>>14694306
>>14694571
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>>14694571
For some reason I heard her in the voice of Ed from Cowboy Bebop.
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>>14694571
Oh god my heart.
You are too good for us sketch-kun.
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>>14694557
C-can I finally get off the boat, anon?
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>>14694576
>>14694579
I repeat my statement.
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>>14694571
>>14694576
Well you did it. You made me want to live innawoods with Wendigos. Thanks a lot.
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>>14694573
Seras not wearing a bra is perfectly fine with me, it's probably hard for her to find one that fits her. Plus it doesn't detract anything from her and whats wrong with not wearing a bra, some girls just like don't feel the need to wear one or like to wear them.
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>>14694571
>>14694576
>dat mama wendigo
Spectacular.
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>>14694559
And the strongest, hopefully.
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I want a buddy cop tv series with a lizardgirl and salamander
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>>14694605
I don't know if it's possible to make a girl go dire bu you're probably going to be the first.
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>>14694614
That sounds bland. Why not a Lizardgirl and a Werewolf as one patrol and a Salamander and a Gnome as their competition?
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>>14694620
Lich and minotaur buddy cops?
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Ahh?
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Isn't there a greentext or a pastebin of a Kikimora police detective and her dark elf partner?

>"Stop raping suspects in the squad car, I just cleaned it!!"
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>>14694624
Nah, Lich would be in the forensic department. Minotaur would be partnered up with an Undine to soothe her temper.
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>>14694614
as long as the salamander drives and the police commissioner is a overworked anubis
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I want to mindbreak a Paladin so hard she becomes my loving wife.
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>>14694633
>Anubis chief is yelling at the mavericks again
>"THE MAYOR CAME IN MY ASS! I mean, the mayor is all over my ass with this!"
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I want Wight ASMR. It would be from the perspective of your head in her lap, her fingers playing with your hair for the first part, and then she's gasp and remember she was supposed to be cleaning your ears, and then the rest of it would just be her cleaning your ears while complaining about her dealings with great historic figures in the same way a bored mother complains about her neighbors. Then she's stop an comment on how cute your ears are, and there'd be a bit of ear licking/kissing with her telling you how sweet you are for letting her vent all these ancient frustrations.

It would be like a history lesson but with ASMR
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>>14694635
I want a loving Paladin waifu to purge monsters with!
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>>14694635
>>14694644
I just want something I can stick my penis in and not feel bad about.
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>>14694635
stop now, your activating my corruption boner
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>>14694635
I want to turn a paladin into a milk slave!
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>>14694644
I want to watch insect monsters lay eggs inside a Paladin and use her as a warm hole to incubate their eggs.

I had a dream last night where I was a girl doing some dungeon dungeon crawling and got defeated and then bred by a giant spider. It was hot as hell.
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>>14694635
reminder Paladin-chan loves you
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>>14694659
>>>/d/
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>>14694660
Aww, I love Paladin-chan too! Does that mean she would marry me without being mindbroken? That would be fine too.
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>>14694659
I think this is a new level of faggotry.
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>>14694659
the fucks wrong with you
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>>14694661
>>14694671
>>14694679
That fucker has been here for an unfortunately long time, and I fail to understand why he doesn't take his faggot ass to /d/.
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>>14694660
>You see that smile one last time as the life seeps from yet another wound she sustained trying to save you. All those hard hours of training to get strong for her, counting for nothing, as she has to vanquish the foe before you yet again, this last trade off resulting in her mortal wound
>She closes her eyes, but her smile stays fixed to her face. She listens as you tell her all the things you'll do together, long after the hand in her metal gauntlet goes slack and cold, but you keep talking. She's still smiling, so she's still listening, right?
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>>14694660
I'm going to fill paladin-chan with my love!
And cooking.
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>>14694660
>>14694693
Squire goes on a quest to find a Lich, hate for Monsters can be put aside for your Paladin onee-san right?
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>>14694686
I'm pretty impartial to oviposition as a fetish, but why should he take his shit to /d/, just cuz you don't like it? It's not unrelated to the threads. I mean, what do you think ropers are? They cater to the egglaying fetish exclusively.
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>>14694701
I'm going to cum inside the sleeping Paladin-chan every night when she's too exhausted from fighting evil to wake up!
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>>14694714
ropers are closer to a parasite like the one in john carpenters the thing or metroid x
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>>14694715
But what if she get's pregnant?
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>>14694714
Ropers only inject a single "egg" for the sake of corruption, it's far from the "insects fucking women" shit that faggot likes to bring up every time Paladin-chan is brought up.
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>>14694720
They are still 120% egglaying fetish tho. The only thing you can really complain about is his taking the liberty of transferring the fetish to insect girls, where they don't lay eggs in other women.
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>>14694627
Excuse me, what the hell are you doing in my pool?
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>>14691739
>>14691743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujUlV4e6CPI
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>>14694721
I'm going to enjoy watching her breastplate get tighter and tighter until it's far too late to abort it with mild poison. She'll have no choice but to give birth to our child. As her sisters in faith shun her for slutting it up, I'll be the only shoulder for her to cry on. Eventually she'll become dependant on me, and then I will reveal the truth to her. After her mind breaks, I'll take her and our child with me and run far, far away.
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>>14694727
>Ropers only inject a single "egg" for the sake of corruption
Its more for the sake of reproduction than corruption, but find me in the untranslated text where they only ever oviposit a single "egg" and not multiple? Because I find it strange that a creature would only ever lay one egg, and not many to ensure the most likely chance of birth.
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>>14694732
>They are still 120% egglaying fetish tho
Hell, it isn't even an egg, just a small seed that gets implanted.
Now, why are you trying to push oviposition in these threads?
>>14694744
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Don't blink
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>>14694745
>just a small seed
Nowhere does it say how big the seed is or that she'd only put in one, and why do you imagine a seed is any different from an egg? It gets implanted into a human girl and grows inside her all the same.
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>>14694740
>Implying the greatest honor in a Paladin's life isn't carrying a pure human child
>Implying her sisters in faith wouldn't heap praise on her
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>>14694745
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Roper
It's an egg, don't cherrypick from earlier revisions. I'm not pushing anything either, this is KC. I'm just saying that you have no grounds on pushing the other guy off onto /d/ because you don't like it. Harden up.
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>>14694745
Man I really wish KC would add shit like this to his banned fetish list, this is one of his bigger mistakes.
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>>14694015
>Super-oppai loli anubis

I'll have to change her back at some point.
But until that day comes, I suppose I'll be on 24/7 hand-bra and princess-carry transport duty.
I think we'll be spending much more time down at the beach too, now that she's got her new floatation devices.
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>>14694760
>the jubilant sisters cast a scrying spell to find out who did it
>rapist squire gets fingered as the guilty one
>she's overjoyed that someone she likes so much was the one to give her this gift instead of having to milk some stranger for it
>marriage end
>squire is surprised and confused by the turn of events
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>>14694767
She's going to be doing that little upsidedown 'v' mouth the whole time, along with blushion furiously
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>>14694764
Catering to an obscure fetish that barely gets any mention as it is, is no a mistake. Catering to a massive, cancerous fanbase like the furfags, however, is. How about you put your brain on before posting?
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>>14694780
>Catering to an obscure fetish that barely gets any mention as it is
You're being very defensive about it y'now.
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>>14694745
Why you gotta hate on a knigga who just wants to watch a Paladin's belly bulge with every egg that gets pumped into her body? I want to watch her throat struggle to gulp down the eggs going down into her belly.
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>>14694786
Just don't wanna carve anything more out of the already selective niche that is /mgt/. I like eggs-up-paladin-girl-butt guy, just like I likes the anal urethral slime ouroborous guy. Not cuza the fetish, I mean, I really don't want slime in my dickhole, but because it was something different that got brought up once maybe every three threads. I mean if it were a daily occurrence, then sure.
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>>14694790
>>14694801
>>>/d/
Both of you.
It doesn't matter if it was "different" that's fucked up.
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>>14694780
I think you're the one who needs better reading comprehension, did I say it was his biggest mistake of all time? Or did I say it was one of his bigger mistakes, which leaves room for even bigger things above it?
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>>14694807
It belongs here.
>That's fucked up
Subjective.
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>>14694807
Maybe you should go to /b/ to post your sweet-ass memes instead of wasting our image slots.
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>>14694801
Oh, you're just a /d/ick that wants some special snowflake fetish to be accepted without considering that fags like >>14694790 make up its following.
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>>14694819
>instead of wasting our image slots
>the guy didn't even post an image
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>>14694821
>special snowflake fetish
>loli exists
kek
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>>14694807
I want to see a parasite slime start masturbating with her own slime!
Attacking her own holes and jamming a tentacle into her mouth!

That actually would make for some very interesting roleplay with a parasite slime, although I don't know how many would be willing to basically re-enact their own transformation.
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>>14694813
The latter, and I still disagree with it. Even if you were 100% pure millitant vanillafag, it's a minor digression at best. I mean it's a Roper. What did you expect? Not like he fucking surprised you with it by slipping it into the arachne profile or anything.

>>14694821
>egglaying
>Special snowflake fetish
Why, because it's infrequent?
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>>14694825
Loli isn't niche or obscure, and it actually has a sizable following here.

Why are you bringing up loli out of nowhere anyways?
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>>14694826
Tentacles and Oviposition are two very different things.
While disgusting, Tentacles aren't /d/isgusting.
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>>14694837
>niche or obscure
=/= special snowflake
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Mods, pls purge the /d/ posters infesting us.
This is like the futafags shitposting in the /a/ threads all over again.
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>>14694838
I think this would technically be more slime then tentacles.
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>>14694801
>anal urethral slime ouroborous
Aww yiss
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>>14694848
>its a shit fetish he shouldn't have included.
Yeah subjective opinion. Maybe you should grow a pair of nuts unlike this >>14694853 whiny little faggot, and accept that people like things you don't.
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>>14694660
Protector-chan is old and busted! Say hello to the new hotness!
>>
After reading over this fetish argument something just came to mind.

When a Dullahan gives birth, does the doctor have to make sure the head comes out of the vagina along with the baby's body? Would Cesareans be mandatory for pregger Dullahans for this reason?
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>>14694887
I want to masturbate with her ringlets for hours on end while she sleeps.
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I'll just wait until until we can get back talking about monster girls insted of peoples wird fetishes.

>>14694901
I think thier bodys can get both out naturaly.
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>>14694773
Then I'll turn that frown upside down.
I'll do the opposite of every Akakeshi set, and lavish her with affection, while getting not an ounce of sexual gratification from it all, unless she wants it too.
Frequent oil massages will still be mandatory, though. And yes, I will need to spend that much time massaging those breasts, otherwise how else will I make sure that it's all rubbed in everywhere?
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Anons, I have a confession...

I'm the man who taught the Amazons how to work with iron.
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>>14694943
'kay
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>>14694943
>Teaching Amazons ironcraft
You ironfags will be always be plebs, superior steel masterrace here.
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>>14694937
Oh Anon, don't you know how red in the face she'll be after such treatment?
Not to mention how much she'll be panting from it or the stain she'll have in her panties from it.
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>>14694943
Is that a bad thing?
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>>14694943
I have a confession too. My Amazon waifu asked me if I could cut the crust off the edges of her sandwich for work lunch today, and I packed it and gave it to her, and she kissed me and left, but then I realized I forgot to cut the crust off.

She probably hates me now for being such a horrible house husband, I have no idea how on Earth I'll be able to make it up to her, if at all. I'm such a failure.
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>>14694901
The head first then the body, nothing special about it

And I'm sure that for all MGs, giving birth is a much more simple and enjoyable process than is it to humans, so don't overthink it
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>>14694958
It's okay anon, she probably understands that you just forgot. She wouldn't have married you if she didn't know you after all.
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>>14694958
Abscond inmediately from that house, ASAP, go to the border and smuggle yourself to that shitty human country because when that Amazon returns home your pelvis will be in danger.
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>>14694975
Some things need to be removed anon. Do you remember what the futafags did? bob gave them an inch and they took a mile and then some.
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>>14694975
>>14694956
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>>14694938
>>14694932
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>>14694919
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>>14694903
>>14694900
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>>14694994
Sci-fi Paladin girls are fine too.
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>>14694506
Best Dumpire.
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>>14694994
Thank you based satan.
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>>14694970
No, you don't understand. This morning before she took her shower she asked me if I'd do it, and I said sure. She trusted me, and I failed her. What good is a failure house husband who can't keep his word or do anything right?

>>14694981
I deserve any punishment I get, horrible useless husbands like me who fail their wonderful wives deserve no mercy.
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>>14694659
Turn of your computer.
seek
professional
help
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>>14695002
I keep seeing this cutie around. What's the best way to get into hellsing?
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>>14695002
>'I don't wear a bra.'
Thank God for that vampire strength, otherwise she'd be having some serious back pain.
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>>14695011
Be a british girl, work for the police, get shot in the tit, meet fancy vampire.
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>>14695006
No anon, you don't understand, you are in grave danger! She will turn sub just to teach you a lesson, it will be horrible!

Your best bet is to live disguised as a beggar in some human city!
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>>14694994
Is it wrong that I want a Paladin to rape me so hard that her lust starts transforming her into a succubus and once she realizes it she doesn't even care?

>>14695002
Pip is a lucky motherfucker.

>>14695006
Well then I hope you're ready for her to come home and pat you on the head while saying that she understands you made a mistake and promising to put up a note to remind you next time.
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>>14695011
Well I guess Ultimate Hellsing is better overall, so go with that.

Maybe watch the original if you want more.
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>>14695011
That depends. Are you opposed to Protestants, French people, or a high likelihood of being reduced to a red smear on the wall?
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>>14695020
Why would a paladin rape you in the first place?
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>>14695011
Honestly, depends.
Do you mind a story where everyone's a horrible person and the world is bleak as fuck? If not then watch the original Hellsing Ultimate OVA series.
If you want it to be funny, then watch the abridged version.
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>>14695025
I suppose such red smears. I'm reading its a manga. should I start there then move onto the OVA
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>>14695020
>Is it wrong that I want a Paladin to rape me so hard
Only if you imagine her as being so tight it hurts from using her kegels to keep that rod up her butt all these years.

Then again, if you imagine her hole being soft and gentle, how is it rape anymore? You obviously want it.
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>>14695034
>I suppose
support*
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>>14695030
She's like that yandere qt in that anime i forgot the name about, where everybody is indoctrinated to live a pure life.

She literally goes yandere for you and trying to rape you because she doesn't understand her own body and thinks it is a really pure non-lewd thing to do.
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>>14695037
>Pussy muscles so stronk she can either let nothing through, or sever incubus cock with her muscles alone
Kinda hot
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>>14695030
Pent up lust. Imagine if you will, a Paladin falling in love with some random peasant boy. She knows the fact that she's a noble and he isn't means they can never be but she wants him.
So she buries her feelings deep down inside her and tries to ignore her attraction until one day she can't hold back anymore.
Maybe there's a Dark Matter nearby, maybe a Succubus whispered things into her ear while she slept, who knows. But she loses herself to her lust and rapes the peasant boy until she becomes a Succubus or some other monstergirl herself.
And then she takes him away to live happily away from the Order.
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>>14695047
>sever incubus cock with her muscles alone
Does she count as used goods if she used her pusst to castrate an incubus that tries to rape her? I mean, it went into her.
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>>14695053
Maybe they have a sect of Holy Whores who lay with incubi to slay them
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>>14695037
So tight that at first it's almost painful, but as she starts transforming it softens up inside while still staying as tight as it was before.
With abs and a toned ass to match.
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>>14695059
Reminded me of that old greentext, where the order capture a Succubus and then brainwash her to fight for the order, there was even an image out of it too.
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>>14695068
Yes.
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>>14695068
I'll go in that church and jerk-off during the sermon without breaking eye contact with the priestess

We'll see if they're truly reformed
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>>14695061
I want to become a slave to a Paladin's abs and butt, hotdogging and abfucking her instead of torturing her like I'm supposed to be. Maybe I could do some naizuri with her tiny chest, too! I'd be too afraid of castration to put it in, but after I got addicted to her she'd promise to fuck me if I released her.
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>>14695068
>monstergirl Paladins that use their newfound abilities and strength to better attack enemy monstergirl factions
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>>14695050
What if she still feels guilt for falling and forcing herself on him?
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>Pardon my song. It's purpose was your attention.
>I can see it in your eyes, boy.
>You long for the touch of a woman.
>But not just anyone. You have a taste of a more... bestial persuasion.
>I could take you to her, if that is your wish.
>Just say the word, and you'll be in each other's arms.
>All the world's one river, and I am it's queen.
>Ain't no place I ain't been, ain't no place I can't go again.
>The price? A meager thing, really.
>I got hungers that ain't easily fed. But those finest tables? They ain't never got a seat for me.
>So I need young men, like yourself, to let me in.~
That moment when you've fallen so far down the hole you catch yourself wondering if you'd stick it in a monstergirl version of any fictional character.
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>>14695097
Where in this equation were you ever the one in control?
In this scenario you're the one being raped.

>>14695101
That'll all melt away whenever she wakes up and sees him cuddled up next to her.
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>>14694951
Hey, in all fairness, the guy who invented steel wouldn't be born for another five hundred years. I know that because I'm the guy who taught him.

The Amazons were pretty quick to incubize me after the whole 'Iron Bringer' fiasco, so I didn't have much time to get around to figuring out how to make an alloy that actually held together, especially with what little I had to work with. Started getting bored, to be honest. Luckily, after a few centuries, a Manhunting party brought in a kid with a decent head on his shoulders who wasn't too fond of being cooped up.

So I cut him a deal, I'd use what pull I had to keep the tribe off him and keep him off latrine duty, and he, in turn, would sit his ass down and learn my ways. Half a decade later, I helped smuggle him and the girl he grew to fancy (A human, a precursor to what we now call 'Paladins' at that, that had been brought in for 'induction') out of the camp, where they apparently found their way to one of the port cities in the west, and by proxy, all the proper tools and materials I couldn't provide him with in my ad-hoc shack in the camp.

After that, well... that'd be about where your history textbook picks up.
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>>14695115
I was in control when they brought her to me to be tortured. I lost control the moment I rubbed my dick on her glistening abs instead of pulling her fingernails out like I was supposed to.
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>>14695115
I think that's what he wants anon, he wants to be the slave.
>>14695123
Cats like milk so I bet you'd catch her sucking her own tits a lot.
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>>14690438
>succubus taking on a human in one on one combat
>not going out with your friends to celebrate with your friends when a busty wench with a 10/10 body starts hitting on you
>Not paying for a room at the inn to get your dick wet
>Not having the girl reveal her true form to you after the two of you were making out and she shoved you onto the bed
>Not being able to care, much less fight back, because you were so thoroughly laced with subtle charm and suggestion spells that the succubus forgot what half of them even do
>Not waking up the next day covered in dried fluid and realizing the succubus just drained
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>>14695030
>>14695037
>>14695044
>>14695050
>Be Squire to Paladin girl
>You're going through the phase of directing your post pubescent lust at her, dry humping her in the night in your bedroll
>She just shrugs it off as you having 'night terrors' and washes your mussed trousers often
>She gets into a fight with a Succubus one day, managing to remove a horn from the foul demon, but not after it almost looked like she was going to win over Paladin-chan
>Try to sleep, both of you tired from the exertion, get woken up by a tingling on your groin
>Look down, there's a slurping noise, followed by a shaded figure bobbing up and down. Feel a calloused finger tweak one of your nipples
>As soon as you moan, she locks eyes with you, Paladin-chan's eyes mad with lust
>She's in the full nude, and you can see a pair of horns growing from her head, arching back
>She giggles at you, flicking a now bifurcated tongue, straddling your groin
>Her lower arms and legs have transformed to large reptilian claws, her pronounced muscles still visible in the moonlight
>She tells you there's no other way to stop the burning, that the Goddess has blessed her with letting her consummate her love for you
>You can't move with her body pinning you to the grass, and she tears away your clothes
>Licks up your entire front before she presses your cock's head to her moist slit, it's like penetrating into a bear trap, the folds of her vulva not wanting to open
>She moans as she begins to fuck you, a thick tail forming from her backside as she rides in an increasingly frenzied cadence
>When she orgasms, two colossal wings expand from her back, folding around you both like a cocoon
>Her tongue is scalding hot on the lobe of your ear as she tells you that as her precious squ-- treasure, she's going to indulge in her love for you
>Keeps you in the wing cocoon, fucking you until the morning sun rises, letting you sleep it off
'Goodnight, my treasure. Dream me a dragon and tell me later~'
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>>14695148
Oh man.
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>>14695113
Wouldn't that make me a whore, bedding a woman just to see my waifu?
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>>14695148
I want a Paladragon.
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>>14695164
You're just exchanging services
You bed her, she guides you
Nothing immoral here

If you did it solely for pleasure, then you'd be a whore
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>>14695148
Former paladins assaulting their crushes after being corrupted is my fetish.
http://pastebin.com/U1mUJWzL
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>>14694111
>>14694129
I still want to someday see an image of a trio of Anubis Daughterus forming a human (Anubi?) ladder to get at the cookie jar.

>>14694306
>>14694571
>>14694576
Adorable.

>>14694241
I feel compelled to point out that Thunderbolt's portrayal of women annoyed me. And the Feddy pilot annoyed me. Animation was gorgeous though, and that Gundam wrecking shit was a marvel to behold.
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>>14694129

I'm putting off writing a story
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>>14694994
What in the 7 fucks and 9 hells did I miss.
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>>14695034
That's probably the best route. The Hellsing Ultimate OVAs are a 1:1 adaptation of the manga; 1 OVA episode for 1 volume of manga. The original animated TV series deviates from the manga, but you can always watch it too if you want more.
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>>14695148
What a kind succubus, bringing about love like that.
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>>14695126
Wait, so let me get this shit straight, is this an Amazon village or a war camp?
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>>14695171
>Selling your body for profit
No, that makes him a literal whore.
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>>14695180
Some guy trying to push his /d/ fetish.
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>no Christmas cake yandere paladin gf who has gone yandere because monsergirls keep steal her boyfriends.
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>>14695180
more or less >>14694915
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>>14695180
Nothing.
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>>14695188
But it's...
I mean monster girls...

Ok, you're right
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Playing through Portrait of Ruin, I realize that there are a fuck-ton of enemies in the game that'd make excellent monstergirls.
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>>14695192
>used goods yandere
How disgusting.
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Nothing wrong with just being friends with a Succubus
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>>14695208
but those nasty monsters stole her darling before they could make loving consensual sex in the missionary position.
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>>14695203

A PAINTING OF THE SOUL
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Is it wrong to want to be a hard-working Anubis's dick throne?

I just want feel all the different ways she intends to use me.
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>>14695219
>Being friends with a whore that probably has a shit personality
Anon, why?
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>>14695219
You're right, there is nothing wrong with that.
But how will she stop those other mean monsters from stealing you?
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>>14695220
The only good CC yandere Paladin is one who comes back from the war as a 35-yo virgin only to find that her beloved has broken their promise and married someone else and rapes and kidnaps his son as revenge.
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>>14695226
>whore
Not my problem
>shit personality
Who knows maybe we have a common interest
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>>14695226
Nigga the only issue I'd have is keeping myself from ravishing her.
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>>14695230
Any stories based on a paladin becoming corrupted? Sounds fun.
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>>14695227
>stealing you?
I can have more than one friend
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>>14695192
I dunno, man. She sounds like the type to kidnap you to keep you "safe and sound" in her basement where no monster will be able to find you.
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>>14695227
I'm just imagining a Succubus clinging to a guy's side and shooting a death glare at any monstergirls who look at him.
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>>14695241
I only know this one >>14695172 and she starts off already corrupted.
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>>14695225
She'll just grind on your lap as she thins about how her projects are going and how to whip the slaves into shape. If she does that she'll just end up using you more.
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>>14695239
I wonder how many Succubuses actually have a nice girl next door look because that's more popular than a 90's porno bimbo...?
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>>14695241
There's this http://pastebin.com/MEJzn22E
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You have a collect call from Hoof Pussy Kingdom Ambassador will you accept charges?
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>>14695254
I want to meet a succubus who tries to defy her heritage and get a guy to fall for her without her powers.
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>>14695264
Wow, I didn't know that horses would willingly call the glue factory!
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>>14695264
Nope.
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>>14694129
No I've been procrastinating for months.

I should be writing since I'm a NEET now.
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>>14695269
>Ugh mom it's 2016 we don't need to use rape anymore
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>>14695269
I want to go to an offline meet and find that my gaming friend is actually a NEET Succubus!
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>>14695264
Only if she accepts my penis.
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>>14695279
CURRENT YEAR
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>>14695264
what's in it for me?
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>>14695264
Never.
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I want a Lilim to sing the song of her people!
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Friends can hold hands without it being lewd so always hold hands with your childhood monster friend
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>>14695292
I want a Vampire to sing 17th century folk songs to me.
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>>14695298
It starts being lewd again when either of you falls in love with the other, though.
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>>14695304
>>14695304
Just always ask why she is blushing
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>>14695203
How would you turn that into a monster girl?
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>>14695288
>No show with a monster girl host talking about how monster girls treatment of men is sexist and wrong while also shouting the current year.
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>>14695264
I don't like horse pussy bar maidens, what other bar maidens you got?
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>>14695327
Cheshire Cat host?
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>>14695332
A British one, yes.
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>>14695337
Exactly why I suggested her
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>>14695275
>>14695276
>>14695289
>>14695290
>>14695329
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>>14695264
>Horse pussy
>Ever good
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>>14692986
The scale of that picture really fucks with me.
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>>14695219
#wastehertime?
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>>14695349
a compelling argument
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>>14695349
Still no.
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>>14695349
Ew, put that thing away. There are like, children here.
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>>14695313
Give it some fleshy, boingy buts like the golem.
Maybe a cracked mask partially revealing a female face might work as well.
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>>14694953
Oh dear, we can't have that. Guess I'll just have to forbid her from wearing panties while she's an oppai loli. Maybe we could take a swim to cool off, too.
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>>14695358
How is friendship a waste?
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>>14695225
I don't think having a cute girl sit on your lap and continuously fuck her isn't hard work.
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>>14695370
But the golem is like 98% soft bits (not really fleshy since she's 100% clay/mud) and 2% hard bits.
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>>14695349
Horse pussy is a myth.
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>>14695252
>Serve as dick throne to an Anubis after she found you and approved of your vigor and endurance
>Been doing it for months
>Don't let on that you've found all of her spots that make her go crazy
>Day after day she sits on you and squirms to get to one of her favorite spots and clenches down on you until she shivers and lets out a slight moan, sometimes while barking commands at her slaves
>Apophis of the region appears one day to make a surprise inspection
>Anubis seems ill prepared to see her but greets her warmly, she isn't squirming at all but has clenched her pussy on to you due to her sudden seriousness
>You slowly gyrate around underneath her and press your dick into her favorite spot
>"HEY HO-AAAAAAAH"
>She convulses, loses her footing and takes your full length
>She leans over, spasming on top of you as you feel her fluids dripping all over you
>Apophis chuckles and says she'll come back another time
>Anubis looks back at you for the first time since you got here
>Her look somewhere between seething and pleasure, "Come to my bedchamber so I may punish you properly!"
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>>14695372
Monster girls don't want friendship, they want sex.
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>>14695349
How do i know I can trust you centaurs, I will only meet with monster girls I can trust.
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>>14695372
Ask yourself that again when you're trying to get into the pants of a girl who just wants to be friends.
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>>14695292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz1508RBx2w
>Lilim singing a variant of this in Hebrew
>She's dancing gracefully in the pale moonlight of her castle's window
>Wings and tail complementing her movements as she dances to the song, dress spinning against her body
>She doesn't stop until she hears the clattering of your sword onto the floor, turning to face you
>You're doing the best you can to resist her latent lust aura, but there's something else about her that's calling to you
>The faintest smile crosses her lips, holding you in her ruby red eyes' gaze
>Her clothes transform into the dark matter they were made of, flying off her pale nude form
>They reform into a silk negligee, the kind you're especially fond of
"Tell me, fair adversary. Did you enjoy the sonnet?"
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>>14695226
Aren't most monster girls in general whores?
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>>14695434
Succubi are double whores.
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I want to not rape an elf
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>niggas getting salty about succubi again
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>>14695447
I want to buy a High Elf from the local slave market and spoil her rotten with love and good home made cooking! Followed by possibly falling in love and nibbling her ears during passionate sex for the sake of reproduction!
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I want to go to my best friend's sleepovers as the only human
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>>14695447
>not wanting to rape elfs
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>>14695464
You're in for a ride anon. Several rides in fact.
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>>14695466
Only consent for the elves
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>>14695460
I want to bully an Elf with ear rubs but don't do anything else, and then wait until she begs me to dick her!
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would monstergirls be different in various parts of the world? Like evolutionary differences
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>>14695185
>is this an Amazon village or a war camp?

Well, back in those days, there wasn't much difference between the two; the particular tribe we're talking about had migrated from the south barely a decade before I was born, some sort of familial dispute that had the Chief and her followers driven out by the then-semi-nomadic main body of their people, so the concept of actually settling down in one place was still very new to them.

Sure there was a palisade, and eventually homes with actual roofs replaced all their tents, but everything was still built to be modular and Amazons being stubborn as they are, just kept building like that for the longest time. Food back then, was mostly gained through hunter-gathering, fishing along the Tropan, Merva and Kalta rivers that intersected nearby and agriculture was pretty much limited to harvesting the grains from wild grass to obtain flour. Anything else was mostly plundered off the human settlements further north along the Merva and Kalta.

Oh sure, things got better as they 'acquired' more men like me, who had a trade or knew how to work the land, but it was a damned slow process because as many men could tell you, it's awfully hard to explain things like farming, animal husbandry and other stuff when your head's stuck between a pair of Amazonian thighs.
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>>14695490
Nice. Me too!
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>>14695264
Yes. I am a degenerate horsepussy lover, and I love those big, fat, horse tats and flanks.
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>>14695490
Giving ear rubs to an elf would be lovely. Imagine one susceptible to ASMR, too.
Just one blow in her ears, and she's melting like putty in a sauna.
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>>14695480
What about the scary movies we all were gonna watch
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>>14695371
A nude, oppai anubutt!

Can't you imagine the shame she's going to feel?
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>>14695490
I want to buy an elf slave and then free her, hire her as my maid, and cuddle her every night nonsexually.
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>>14695506
>Elf that seems very shy and submissive
>She seems to have some interest in you as she follows you around and tries to socialize with you
>You finally get her to your bedroom
>She's just sitting there looking very uncomfortable
>You decide to rub on her ear and blow on it
>Her personality suddenly snaps and she jumps on top of you with a lewd sneer on her face
>"I'll make you pay for that"
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>>14695496
Well, that's understandable, especially when your civilization isn't based on mathematics and sciences, that must have been a logistical nightmare to pull off

Though i have to agree with you, nomads are kind of mean.
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>>14695513
Imagine all those monstergirls clinging to you during the scariest parts for comfort.
If you bring some movies like Alien or Friday the 13th they might even want to sleep in the same sleeping bag as you so they can keep clinging to you.
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I want to pay a Kiki maid for her cleaning
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>>14695527
But she won't know what to do with her salary!
What if she uses it to free other elves and bring them to your home? Can you take responsibility for all of them?
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>>14695527
>free the elf.
>It runs away into the forest and bows to destroy the race of man.
>Get an arrow to the face that night.
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>>14695539
Yes.
Ear rubs and nonsexual cuddling every night for all of them!
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>>14695527
Same but I need her pudgy so she can wear a far too small maid uniform and lewd underwear.
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You have a collect call from Mom will you accept the charges?
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>>14695349
>Get an arrow to the face that night.
Immediately thought of a cupid with very bad aim.
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>>14695550
>Immediately thought of a cupid with very bad aim.

I see a lot of comedic potential here.
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>>14695549
Bully the Succufag!
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>>14695534
Maybe we can all fall asleep together without any sex
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>>14695550
Speaking of Cupids, does anyone else want to have a Cupid stalker who can't be honest with her feelings?
I want to take her special arrow with all her feelings, look her dead in the eye, and then jab it straight into myself and see her reaction.
I'll probably end up fucking that caramel ass until she start ahegaoing.
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>>14695565
But anon, then they're going to want to invite you to every sleepover.
And you'll definitely end up with them as your harem after they "accidentally" invite you to a sleepover during the full moon.
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>>14695571
But they all said the full moon stuff was a joke and that I should bring Twister
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>>14695582
Oh you're gonna be playing "Twister" alright.
And you're going to wake up cuddling with all your new girlfriends.
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>>14695586
More like tongue twister.
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remember that junk about monsters and the full moon is a slanderous myth so go walking under the full moon because nothing will happen to you
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>>14695523
Well, I'd suggest that she wear trousers, but of course they won't fit over her paws. And typical anubis trousers are crotchless.
I guess the only option is for her to wear a long skirt. And to hope that it doesn't hike up when I'm princess carrying her - purely by accident, of course.

I guess she is going to be embarrassed, isn't she? Blushing so hard her whole body will heat up. But I'm sure it'll be a nice relief when a cool breeze flows beneath her skirt like water, tickling her bare nethers and caressing her between the legs.

Yeah, that should work. A super-oppai loli anubis in a skirt that reaches to her feet, and a sweater tailor made to softly hug and gently lift her ballooning breasts.
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>>14695605
Nothing wrong with playing spin the bottle
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>>14695549
My mother is dead.
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>>14695606
seams legit. I can allways trust anons on the internet.
where do you suggest I take a walk?
beach? forest? I've heard that some things happen in town during full moon. never been there tho, what are those 'things'? is it like a carnival or something?
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>>14695466
you can't rape elves
after all, its not rape if its an elf
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>>14695606
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>>14695624
Just ask if the library is open that night and walk to it
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>>14695606
I'd rather not get stabbed.
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>>14695624
I want to go outside on a full moon and then start mad raving about how i see a rabbit on the moon.
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>There's recently been a surplus of lonely German centaur girls moving into your neighborhood.
>They keep coming over your house to borrow sugar and start conversations with you for some reason.
What are you going to do?
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I want to be a Tanuki's competition and slowly watch as her company beats mine
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>>14694693
How would she respond if she woke up as undead? Strong enough to have turned Wight from the start.
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>>14695606
If you hear any Werewolf howling you're definitely mishearing, only the animals do that

And if you see any bats, they are actual bats, they are NOT powered-up Vampires

The latest Tanuki tourism guide has 5 pages dedicated to spots that are beautiful under the full moon, you should definitely visit all of them
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>>14695638
Give'em some sugar.
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>>14695638
Build stables so they can feel more comfortable around my house.
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>>14695638
Tell her I'm also out of sugar
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>>14695638
talk, just talk
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>>14695623
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>>14695638
>Z-ton
Never-a-fucking-gain
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>>14695638
Move.
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>>14695638
Well I'm going to have to buy more sugar first and foremost
It's all fun and games until you try to bake a cake or some cookies or something and realize you're out of sugar
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>>14695652
Even if that happened, I would never want to speak with her.
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>>14695641
>Wake up one day as the very thing you fought in life, the tear stained face of your loved one beaming joyously
How would you react?
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>>14695638
Well, I live on the second floor.
So I'll probably have to throw matresses out down to the bottom so they don't hurt themselves when they have to jump off.
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>>14695632
the library? what would I do there? if I want to read a book can can do that during the day.
besides who would be in a library during the nigth?
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>>14695612
>Ballooning
Please Anon.
She's already got breasts bigger than her head. She doesn't need to go bigger!

Why, she could already use them for pillows!

The rest of your choice in clothing is nice though, especially if she goes pantiless in her skirt and you make ample use of the easy access.
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I want to help a poor Tanuki get back on her feet by letting her stay at my place
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>>14695652
>Wight-Mom
Why is this even a thing.
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>>14695667
Goddess bless the pantaloons.
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>>14695670
>Questioning it

Why contain it?
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>>14695677
WARNING

WARNING
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>>14695638
Make my house accessible only by ladder.
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>>14695677
>>14695681
's coooool
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>>14695687
It's all in the numbers.
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>>14695670
Why not?
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>>14695653
Z-Ton didn't make a prequel or sequel to this. Just fuck my shit up.
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>>14695683
Make it only accessible by well polished monkeybars, and install a pit of dildos beneath. when the horsepussy slips as she tries to walk across, she'll "impale" herself and you can laugh at them from the safety of your home as they cum again and again
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A wight would make an alright friend
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>>14695433
>[GAME OVER]
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>>14695694
>Wanting a sequel to Cucktales
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>>14695694
>Wanting more batboy cuckoldry
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>>14695669
Would you take care of her and listen to her rumblings when she goes on drunken sprees because those damn investors refuse to fund her genius idea?
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>>14695689
Do you have a single fuck to back that up?
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>>14695704
Number one that's pleasure.
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>>14695703
Only so she doesn't make a huge mess in her drunken state, just hold her on the couch and listen to her rambling
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>>14695701
>>14695702
I wanted to see what batcuck guy was going to do with his new found strength and life.
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>>14695113
Thats a deal, I will take.
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>>14695704
You know what I think? I think the government made mamono mana on purpose.

God I want to replay it so bad right now
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>>14695709
Cuck his apprentice and fuck the other bat is the implication, before getting cucked again by another batboy and his own apprentice
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>>14695719
>MG Deus Ex version

I'd play it
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>>14695638
Oh man is this a new doujin?
I become like Genghis Khan.
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>>14695720
Wait that's his apprentice? Fuck I thought that was a flashback of his memories and bat girl and the last panel was him putting on his former masters mask.
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I want to show a Kiki how well I can clean
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>>14695739
I want to have a cook-off battle against a cocky Kiki who things she cooks better than god.
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>That wock

>That guy who was unlucky enough to be paired with a humpty egg
What a damn shame.
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>>14695739
>Sits on a bench as she watches you, so turned on she spreads her legs and starts fingering herself silently as you work
>when you turn to see if you have her approval, she smirks and shakes her head, telling you you missed a spot
>Look down
>It's just a puddle of her juices collecting on the floor
>She suggests the most prudent thing it to deal with the leakage from the source
>spreads her lips for you to espy her fleshy pink walls
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>>14695733
No, that doujin is a perpetual cycle of cuckoldry.

(Incumbent) Master raises two children to be a ninja and kunoichi, one of them being a werebat. Uses their strong bond against them since they're more like siblings than actual lovers.

Then (Incumbent) Master tries to fuck the Werebat in order to cuckold/show his male apprentice the truth of everything, only for BatMAN to appear and kill him while cucking both (Incumbent) and (Soon-To-Be). With the death of his previous master, the ninja (STB) inherits his master's position and raises his own pair of ninjas to cuck.

Basically z-ton is a faggot worse than any of our writers combined who only skirts by with a decent art style.
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>>14695748
That doujinshi was madness
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>>14695752
>Cuckold cuckolding the cuckold's cuckold
What the actual fuck is this degeneracy supposed to be?
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>>14695762
OROBOUROS
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>>14695752
Hey, remember that time that faggot did futa alp?
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I want to keep my head down in MGC high school and focus on my studies to avoid rape
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>>14695748
That wock is good.
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>>14695767
>Alp with dick
You mean, a guy?
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>>14695770
First thing I did was look for her tentacles when I saw that page.

Where are they?
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>>14695771
Sure, a guy with tits and a pussy and a dick. Or, you know. Futa.
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>>14694636
I would sign up to netflix to watch that show
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>>14695777
Only if it's stage 3, anything else is just a guy.
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>>14695529
I think this might be my favorite sort of outfit that I've ever seen.
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>>14695769
But then Anon was raped anyway

The End
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*insert footlong pun*
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>>14695782
Read the fuckin doujin, I don't know, it has fur and shit. Fuck you're obnoxious with your superfluous definitions
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>>14695787
Maybe I can hang out with a crow tengu who is second in the class
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>>14695748
>I could be fucking a brown dragon or a loli succubus instead of the world's most impatient fetus right now
>there must be more to life
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>>14695771
>>14695767
Z-Ton's collective works:

>Guy rapes a loli squid-girl and breeds her
>Some kind of Orca girl short, I don't even fucking know
>Tentacle girl prostitute
>Guy tries to breed a Slime girl but gets turned into a cum factory for her to shit out eggs like a fucking Xenomorph Queen
>Guy turns into a giant wooden cock and fucks a giant Macaque
>Papa dicks his velociraptor daughteru and makes her his bride
>Banana Fanna Horsepussy Incest Netori BDSM Futanari Happy Fun Times, for kids!
>The fucking 'Succubus' that lets its lover fuck its ass as a boy, futa, or its pussy as a girl in his dreams
>Schizanthus (Which will never be bad; Continuation never)
>Centaur prostitute; Centaur and her husband actually having a pretty nice life together
>The Cuckold of Cuckold's Cuckold Part 33 1/3: The Cuckening Strikes Back
He's literally the Bobanon of doujin artists. If that's even a fair comparison. Some few gems like Squid Childhood Friend and Schizanthus amongst a giant steaming pile of Triceratops shit.
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>>14695752
To be fair, Z-Ton's never done anything like it before or since. Sure the Futa-Horse-Armor NTR-shit was pretty bad, but it had a happy, normal ending. And frankly, the whole Triple-Layered NTR Cycle of the bat doujin made me think of it as some kind of hilarious parody more than anything.

>>14695767
I thought it was hot.
And she's going to be a full-girl in the end anyway.
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>>14695788
Oh man! that Cupid sure likes her sandwiches!
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>>14695788
Her waist could be a little trimmer to better express those hips. Though otherwise, nice shit Hyphen.
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>>14695788
Muh dick.
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>>14695549
As someone in the dead mother club, I could safely assume that the caller was up to no good.
Or was named Mom for some weird reason.
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>>14695752
>MC became strong only to cuck his apprentice.
>He didn't use his new found strength to defeat the head of all ninja clans, and take over the ninja world and fuck all the bitchs.
Fuck.
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>>14695806
Oh! And one more I forgot!
3boy Oni otouto yaoi!
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>>14695788
I'd, uh
Uhm
Fill her footlong?
Shit, I'm not goot at this pun thing
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>>14695806
I'm unfamiliar with the Xenomorph Queen thing you said. Also, was the velociraptor his? I know he had something in that lizard girl collection, but was it that one?

Orca Girl and Tentacle Prostitute were both adorable. By the end of the "Succubus" one, it was fuck its as as a boy or futa in dreams, and pussy as a girl irl.

Also you forgot about Tentacle Suits, and the several different (Completely adorable) yeti girl stories.
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>>14695748
That's a nice Alice.
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>>14695813
>waist could be a little trimmer
Well if you would stop feeding her so many footlongs maybe it would be.
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>>14695667
Maybe you're right.

Maybe I should stop lacing her morning cereal with Hathor milk. Not too much, though. That stuff's expensive as hell, after all. Just three millilitres, every day.
Not enough to make her notice. Just enough to make her nipples tingle for a little while after eating, the sensation barely noticeable. Maybe she'll get a little leaky. Drops at first. Damp patches on the inside of her sweater the size of screw heads.
But it'll build up, over months. Sitting will feel more and more comfortable as her butt becomes plumper, fuller and softer. She'll be more sensitive there when groped and massaged.
She won't get any chubbier, but the magic slowly moulding her body will make it softer, more plush. Like you can sink your fingers even further into her waist before encountering resistance.
And slowly, so slowly she won't even notice looking in the mirror, her breasts will grow. Maybe she'll finally see it, when the tops of her belly runes are obscured by her underboob.
But by then, stuck in her little loli body, it'll be too late. It'll take yet more months for the effects of the milk to recede. But until then, I'll take great pleasure in milking her, tweaking the excess fluid from her.
Maybe in the bath or shower to start with, where it's easier for her to cope. But soon, she'll be comfortable enough that I'll be laying side-by-side on the bed with her, sucking and gulping down the constant trickle until she's been relieved.

I suppose that's my monthly quota of deviant loli-based and lactation-based guff filled.
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>>14695806
>Papa dicks his velociraptor daughteru and makes her his bride
That sounds like a pretty standard fetish in here.
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>>14695813
I'm not a big fan of thin waists on petite girls and Cupid is pretty flat anywy, otherwise I would have given her more oomph
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>>14695829
http://imgur.com/3AIpcdN
You've been warned about the Xenomorph Queen one.
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>>14695775
Clearly not all Wocks have tentacles.

Which is superior?
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What would you do to help your waifu if she turned human
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>>14695775
look at his face: they're up his ass.
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>>14695844
Well damn time to teach a slime how to walk
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>>14695834
I can't get behind how everything is out of proportion, how big the head is, how mature looking her face looks, how her hips are so goddamn small compared with her torso(and i am not talking about just tits/ass)

This is so fucked up, i am not sure if i am looking at a loli or a plain midget.
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>>14695841
Huh.

Reminds me of that one chapter of Franken Fran.
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>>14695844
How would that even happen? Does she suddenly lose six of her legs and slowly slim into a human shape
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>>14695788
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>>14695806
You didn't listed several actually good, non-shit stories.

>Centaur Equitation guide.
>Abominable snowwoman molests young village boy and he mekes her his wife.
>Centaur captain satisfies her underlings going to war.
>Octopus girl next door fucks her neighbor
>Shearing sheep girl sex
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>>14695844
Feed her all of her milk that we have stored up for sale, if that doesn't work all the milk we have stored up for sexy times, if that doesn't work all the milk we have set aside for making various milk products.
If none of that works I now have a human wife with Holstaur proportions and probably the same attitude so I'm fine either way.
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>>14695844
Sell my soul to Cthulhu to make her a monster once again
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>>14695853
frfr proportions are fucked up, but the designs themselves are pretty good. I interpreted cupid as a shortstack and called it a day
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>>14695844

>Kejourou turning human
>Her hair becomes much shorter in length.
>She can no longer feel things with her hair or move it around freely

That would make her really sad. I'd try to turn her back.
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In monster girl city dark elf rape you
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>>14695844
Kill her again? Cook up a mean, tasty as fuck mushroom soup full of undead lamentation mushrooms, and demon realm boar meat, and all that tasty shit.
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>>14695844
>Hellhound starts turning human

Sounds ruff
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>>14695844
Sounds extremely painful for the more monster like MG's like damn some would have to form totally new organs
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>>14695891

It would be the hardest for slimes. And others like Sandworm
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>>14695891
Imagine a slimegirl turning human. You'd be able to see her organs, veins and nerves form as her body slowly solidifies like a skin-tinted gel.
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>>14695880
That is totally okay with me.
>no Dark Elf to obsessively rub her scent on you to keep fair-skinned monstergirls away from you
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>>14695806
You missed his story about about a centaur fucking kappa to save its partner.
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>>14695875
That's acceptable.
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>>14695898
What if it was a slow drawn out process where you could see her skeleton form and everything build around it from the organs nerves and such
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>>14695900
>>14695913
Shit guys I feel like that is a horrible fate for a slime as she slowly congeals and can no longer move until her legs are ready
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>>14695832
Good man.
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>>14695898
Sandworm's would be very traumatic

>Laying on ground breathing heavily
>Suddenly her humanoid part falls off onto the ground and turns human
>She gains consciousness just in time to see her Sandworm form expire
>Starts sobbing over the corpse that represented her existence a moment ago
>It crumbles to dust in her hands
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>>14695844
Love her the same as I always have
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>>14695925
This is just one of the many stories of monsters who experience SMHD(Spontaneous Monster to Human Disease) with just ten dollars a month you can help us find a cure
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>>14695844
She would have to get used to not flying, and walking on flat feet. She might actually like having hands, but I would miss wing hugs and feathery pubess
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>>14695936
>Sarah McLichlan pretends she cares but just spends the funds on her own machinations as usual
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>>14695925

>Now she's just a nude woman in the middle of a desert with pinkish hair
>For the first time the heat of the desert has a serious effect on her body
>She feels so horribly confused and lost
>She tries to dig through the sand she used to be able to but to no avail.
>She collapses on her knees and cries
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>>14695948
Maybe her husband will save her
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>>14695948
At least her tears will cool her down
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>>14695844
>if you have an undead waifu and she turns human, now she's just plain dead
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>>14695925
>Sandworm transforms into human mid-travel through the underground with you inside her.
She has never had legs in her life so she doesn't know how to use them.
>Can't get out because her body is now useless and cannot excavate anymore.
>You desperately try to go your way back while carrying her as the now unstable cavern collapses all around you.
>You don't make it out in time.
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>>14695967
Or her heart starts beating again and depending on the type loss of magic and such
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>>14695806
I always hated how seeing them suffer made me get off so much, unless it was straight gore or with additional fucked up fetishes i could always fap to seeing them get humilliated, bonus points if the girl is the proud and strong type.

Nowadays i always try to fap to vanilla and cuddly sex to see if i can at least least appease my inner demons.
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>>14695979
nice blog
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>>14695972
>Enter, the plucky Dwarven Search and Rescue team.
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>>14695947
But our foundation really is trying to cure it we don't want to see any more cases happen
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>>14695984
Imagine how much therapy they will need once they see the remains of the sandworm body
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DO YOU WANT TO DEFEAT THE MONSTER THREAT?

DO IT IN THEIR OWN FIELD OF EXPERIENCE AND THEIR DEFEAT WILL BE TOTAL.

D E U S V U L T
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>>14695989
Sure I believe you.
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>>14695921

>The slime around her lower body forcibly changes into legs and feet. The excess spills outward on the floor
>Her body is still see through but as it progress she has difficulty manipulating her body and eventually she can't do it at all.
>She experiences extreme pain as her core is replaced with human organs
>The face she had as a slime fades away and is replaced with eyes, teeth, tongue, etc.
>Now her body has slime the same color as human skin and later becomes human skin.
>After hours of this slow and painful process she is now a naked human standing in a puddle of a colored sticky liquid that used to be a part of her own body.
>She has difficulty walking as though she was an infant.
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>>14695997
Human shills are not welcome.
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Master...what are you doing?
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>>14696004
None of your business. Go clean something.
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>>14696004
Trying to clean to lessen your burden but it seems I made the problem a little worse
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>>14696001
Too much suffering in here. Post waifus
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>>14696004
Nothing suspiscious, that's for sure.
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>>14696004
Being a fat piece of shit. Now get back in my boxers, you useless slut.
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>>14696004
Playing video games.
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>>14696001
I hope a doctor can cure her, if not then she would need support and help from her family
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>>14696004
Wallowing in my own self-hatred over being such a worthless master who doesn't deserve such a wonderful maid, leave me be.
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>>14696004
losing control of my life
>>
I'm going to re-enact famous gachimuchi scenes once I get my ogre waifu

I can't alp during our gay-wrestling roleplay sessions, it's just roleplay right?
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>>14696004
Thinking 'bout Shoggoths.

I heard they don't leave dust on top of the bookcases or break your vacuum cleaners.
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>>14696004
Making the house a maid trap, so i can get all the maids.
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>>14696023
But she would see her mother in all her slime glory and see all she lost and what if she is scared you will leave her for a real slime
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>>14696004
I've been laying in bed since 10 AM eating hostess donettes, drinking instant coffee, and watching anime.

Save me from myself, kudasai.
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>>14696033
>Thinking 'bout Shoggoths
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>>14696016
Damn these things are loud.
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>>14696016
No! More suffering! Suffering about how a Wendigo turns human and slowly succumbs to freezing in the snow as she's now just a girl in a cloak.
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>>14696039
>>14696045
>le /pol/ meme hivemind

This is why golems were invented.
>>
both a Kiki and a Shoggoth need love
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>>14696047
If I ask my Shoggoth to turn into a Kikimora would she?
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>>14696027
FUCK YOU
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>>14696052
Well her cloak should keep her warm enough
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>>14696047
Shoggoth a shit
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>>14696039
>>14696045
>>14696051
Lilith by her very origin is Abrahamic, she was Adam's first wife. Her daughters, the Lilim are Abrahamic in origin as well after she coupled with Samael and her sister-wives Agrat Bat Mahlat, Eisheth Zepnunim, and Namaah.

TL;DR: Fuck off /pol/ hivemind meme.
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>>14695962
>>14695955

>The thirst is getting to her quickly and she realizes that inaction will only lead to her dying from thirst so she starts walking away from the desert
>Travelers who are going through the desert find her.
>They ask why she's out here, nude, in the middle of the desert
>She doesn't know what to tell them. How would they react if she said she used to be a Sandworm and was just turned human?
>So she lies and tells them that she doesn't know, leading the travelers to believe she has amnesia.
>They give her water and head out the desert
>Thanks to them she has clothes, was able to get some food and is out of danger
>Sadness overcomes her when she realizes she can't return to the desert, where she was born.
>But she still doesn't know what to do with herself.
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>>14696004
Writing, listening to some new music. You know how I do.
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>>14696071
Maybe she can head to one of the human settlements that seems safe
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>>14696052
>wight starts turning into a human
>she notices the forces sustaining her unlife waning
>the claws aren't manifesting anymore
>her arms and legs start going numb, starting just from fingers and toes but steadily getting worse
>she can't feel her legs anymore
>it's starting to get hard for her to move her limbs
>...
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>>14696084
Tanukies are good
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>>14695843
Wocks sans graboid tentacles are better.
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>>14696088
Human means alive so her last feeling as a wight would be her heart restarting
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When do we get underwater maids?

When do we get wonderland maids?
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>>14695844
>Lava golem
She either spectacularly explodes from being covered in lava, or I have to break her out of a partial encasement of stone.

I could imagine this scenario happening if the Chief Goddess suddenly gets a power boost and decides to ruin the lives of all the monsters, or indirectly kill them if they're in an extreme environment.
Then, it's a race against time for the monster-sympathetic men to save those in peril, not only from the environment but also from Orderites who will probably try to clean up the ex-monsters.
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>>14696052
>Yuki-onna turning human
>Nearly freezes to death
>The blizzard stops since her powers are gone
>She holes herself up in her own cabin which she intended to trap her future husband in.
>The irony does not escape her.
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>>14696094
>Heart restarts
>She ends it the moment it does
>"That was odd."
Undead waifus a best for this whole, spontaneous humanity disease. the only one who has it easier is some one with a witch waifu or a selkie waifu. Actually, the selkie could be quite funny

>"H-husband, something's wrong! I-I... I can't transform anymore!"
>"S-shut up! Stop laughing! I told you, it's NOT just cosplay!"
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>>14696090
Greedy Raccoons!
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>>14696099
By clean up you mean send to reeducation camps to make them real humans
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>>14696094
That would be scary as fuck, just imagine something suddenly thumping inside your chest, specially if you were an undead from birth.
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>>14696106
I want to pick a Tanuki up and carry her on my shoulders.
I'm not the only one who thinks Tanukis are shorter than humans on average right? I want to carry around a bossy shortstack.
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What Monster Waifu is best at comforting you when you have self hate because of a mixture of unfortunate events and poor decision making?
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>>14696094
>>14696105
She's turning into a human, but nobody said anything about resurrection
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How much pain would it be being a Tanuki's business rival
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>>14695891
They're big girls.
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>>14696117
Nope it makes sense.
>>14696120
Yetis, Wheresheep, Holstaurs, Nightmares maybe.
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>>14696113
The sound of blood flow and having to breathe
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>>14696120
Depends on the unfortunate events though, it's it's economic tragedy then probably Dragon/Tanuki, if it's more domestic maybe a Kiki, if it's about strenght and warrior things maybe a lizardgirl.
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>>14696117
Thread art and writing so far seem to place them at the short range for women, yes.
At the least they shouldn't be any taller than your average Japanese woman.
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>>14696120
Kobolds. Their kindness, empathy and forgiveness is without limit.
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>>14696075
>You know how I do.
Twelve shots?
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>>14696131
Well not any more
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>>14696131
I like big girls who will protect me.
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>>14696090
>>14696128
Jews are one thing but Tanukis are complete shit. They exist only to take your hard earned money. Jews have given us culture, music and religion in exchange for our shekels but Tanukis are all take. Race war now.

Good thing nobody trusts tanukis enough for them to be real rivals. It's those kiki maid cafes you have to worry about.
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>>14696127
You're trying too hard. Also; liches. Phylacteries are OP
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>>14696147
>Being a good goyim
Tanukis could have a whole field trip with you.
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A Tanuki buying out your company just to fire you so you have to live with her
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>>14696144
Dunno what you mean.
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>>14696110

>Angels erase any memories they had as monsters
>They are given new memories; that they were faithful followers of the chief god all along.
>Of course they dress up as new soldiers and go to war against monster girls.
>The chief god is gets the idea to tun the DL into a human but let her keep her memories
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>>14696147
Aw shit, does this mean we're in for another civil rights movement?

#notallcheshires
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>>14696155
That is evil but what if their children are monsters and have immunity
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>>14696152
I'm just imagining her looking incredibly smug while she fires you. And then when you get home she's there in a naked apron saying that she bribed a city official to let her buy your house and that she'll take care of you from now on, her tail wagging the whole time.
Tanukis are frighteningly good stalkers.
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>>14696152
>becoming a starving artist after your postcard industry is bought out by tanukis
>living rough on the streets of Vienna
>go off and fight against your fellow man for your tanuki masters
>join the soon to be national socialist paladin worker's party
>it's payback time

>>14696158
This is not "whimsy", this is who we are.

>>14696164
>what are mantangos?
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>>14696154
Guess you don't make Niggas Bleed.
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>>14696160
>Taking away from you your hard earned life just because she wants your d
Is there a more cruel fate out there?
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>>14696160
Way past stalking
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>>14696166
>what are mantangos?

A cute.
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>>14696128
I want to be a Tanuki's business rival and stand up to her no matter the odds! No matter if she blows me out without even trying! No matter if she doesn't even realize I'm her "competition" because of how great she's doing! I want to maintain this rivalry out of stubbornness, refusal to admit I'm not a good businessman, and pride!
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>>14696160
I hope she always wanted to be a cuck queen. Maybe I'll just sleep around on her for a few years, then get a divorce and talk half her shit, and leave her with the kids that may or may not be hers.
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>>14696171
But anon, you're the man she fell in love with. All you have to do is sit around the house and do whatever you want while she provides for you.
She won't risk you going to work and getting raped by another monstergirl.

>>14696172
You're right. It's kinda more Yandere isn't it?
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>>14696171
Being an unlovable tanuki who needs to ruin lives to get the D
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>>14696171
The worst part is that you can't do anything about it since monster girls can't be defeated in any way.
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>>14696179
You could always an hero and hook up with a nice wisp.
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>>14696184
Wisps are shit.
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>>14696175
You become known as the lesser version of her products and she only keeps you around so she doesn't hold a monopoly and get broken up
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>>14696179
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>>14696176
You're 3DPD.
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Good night, /mgt/.
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>>14696177
Wait, what would happen if the only business rival that can fight on her level is actually a succesful money magnet carefully groomed by some Kiki to be the best master ever?
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>>14696187
The Order is losing hard against monster girls anon.
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>>14696193
God I didn't even think about that.
Imagine having a more successful business than her. She'd probably want to beat you, buy out your company and spend all her free time hatefucking you.
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>>14696193
And that kiki was groomed by a shoggoth to make the best kiki ever for their final showdown.
And that shoggoth was groomed by an anubis to wipe out monster maids so that there would be more male servants
And that anubis was -
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>>14696189
Go dream of foxes. Do it.
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>>14696188
Tanuki deserve the most 3D of PD, and if one tried to ruin my life, take it all from me and reduce all I ever was to nothing with a little money,just so she could swoop me up, you better bet there is no depth I'd not stoop to.
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>>14696160
I'd be too proud and stubborn. Even if my life with her would be great, I'd refuse on purpose. I'll just leave and find somewhere else to stay, and be bitter and alone.
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>>14696189
*kisses you goodnight*

>>14696198
But they have GUTS and DETERMINATION. They can't possibly lose!
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>>14696203
Foxes are cheeky sluts, nobody should dream of them.
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>>14696199
Tanuki hate fucking you when your stocks are up and hers down Twenty points
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>>14696210
You can't do that Anon.
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>>14696212
Die, god damn just fucking die a painful god damn fucking death you tremendous faggot.
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>>14696204
What if she tried to woo you without taking away your job?
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>>14696215
Foxes are fluffy and pure maidens. Social norms and taboos just make them lewd, on account of all the unrequited lust building up within them.
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I want to read a story about a slightly yandere human boy who fell for a Tanuki business magnate, and slowly began to school himself in the ways of commerse to aggressively tear down her economic empire to rubble, reducing her to rags on the street, before coming in to swoop her up to his penthouse, and tell her she doesn't have to do anything ever again asides from serve him in a maids outfit.

>>14696229
I'm not partial to tanuki as a race, so she would have to have a really good personality, but we all know those don't exist.
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>>14696219
>That hobo desperation
That's too beta, i mean, she singlehandedly destroyed my life, i would just run into the woods and live off the land until something kills me just to spite her.
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>>14696233
Fox girls are not pure, they're naturally lewd tricksters that deserve to be spanked.
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>>14695396
I want this.
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>>14696216
I'm just imagining a Tanuki reading a newspaper in her office and seeing that your stocks are up and hers are down.
She gets mad, rips the paper in half and starts doing that whole "Biting the handkerchief" thing in frustration while her Shoggoth assistant gets concerned.
>"Ma'am are you alright? What happened?"
>"THAT STUPID FUCKING HUMAN BASTARD RUINING MY COMPANY'S GOOD NAME AGAIN!"
>"Do you want me to go get something for you to drink Ma'am? Maybe som-"
>"I HATE HIM, I HATE HIM SO MUCH AND I WANT TO FUCK HIM SO BAD!"
At this point the Shoggoth excuses herself from the room while the Tanuki pulls out a picture of her rival and starts masturbating furiously.
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I want to show a Tanuki that I can't be bought with money
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>>14696240
>She buys a lumber mill
>Buys the forrest you live in
>Evicts you and cuts down the trees for profit
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>>14696240
>That's too beta
Welcome to /mgt/, leave your insecurities and possible maledom fetish in the trash.
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>>14696245
They're cute, clever and good-humoured girls. Who absolutely do deserve to be sparked anyway, yes. As long as it's with love.
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>>14696219
>"Money on my motherfuckin' mind, cut five haircuts at the same time."
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dISuBAGxw4w
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>a Tanuki will never propose to you by having you pull a ring from her cleavage
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>>14696251

>[angry dryad noises]
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>>14696249
For that you either have to already be in possession of more money than her or live innawoods. And hope she doesn't buy the woods.
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>>14696248
Shit imagine when both companies come together for a private meeting between ownera
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>>14696249
What would you do when all her attempts to buy you fail so she just clings to you with big teary eyes and asks you what she has to do to get you to love her?
She wants you so bad anon.
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Would a Tanuki raised by a Kiki be called a TanuKiki
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>>14696254
>sparked
Spanked. Oops.
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>>14696198
Only because KC is a faggot.
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>>14696237
But she's smart, rich, controlling, and has a fluffy tail. What more could a man ask for?

>>14696249
I ant to show her that I can be brought with money!
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>>14696254
Bullshit, Fox girls are dumb, rude women that deserve to be punished with spanks.
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>>14696260
It'll take all her willpower to stop herself from leaping across the table and fucking her rival right then and there. Especially because he knows about her feelings for him and he keeps subtly teasing her about it.
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>>14696258
I just need to go about my day like her offers haven't changed me
>>14696266
All in would want from her is her love
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>>14696257
Who cares what some tree hugging hippies want? She's turning that bark into straight cash, baby! CAPITALISM, ho!

>>14696273
>What more could a man ask for??
Cold. Snazzy ghost claws. Legions of undead. Eternal lifespan. Cute, elven ears.
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Why are Tanukis business orientated?

Is it because of Tom Nook?
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>>14696279
All the innuendoes
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>>14696275
Fox girls are smart, graceful ladies who deserve to be rewarded with spanks.
10 spanks for every tail they have.
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>>14696253
>/mgt/
>A place where femdomfags are cherished and maledomfags are shunned
Oh gee, this surely is a happy place.
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I can never figure out how to exposition in smut and it infuriates me.
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>>14696281
Get ready to get nuzzled by an overly affectionate Tanuki.
She's going to want a kiss on the nose every day before she goes to work and she'll call you every so often just to hear your voice and call you sickeningly sweet nicknames.
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>>14696268
I would love to have her as a maid
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>>14696291
No anon, they should never be rewarded. They need to be punished because of how smug they are.
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>>14696284
>Who cares what some tree hugging hippies want?

Wouldn't cutting down the tree that the dryad is a part of kill her though?
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>>14696256
Who would want that trollop who can't even dress herself properly?
I bet her mother was so disgusted by her ineptitude that she told her to go outside in her underwear and hope for the best.
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>>14696298
Doesn't matter I get to brush her tail and it is great
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>>14696302
They need to be loved and cherished, and have their cute smiles protected.
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What if communist Tanuki
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>>14696305
All in the name of profit, son. It's the Tanuki way!
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>anon and his NEET wife live in MGC for the better part of three years
>one day decide to become monsters out of the blue
>people ask why
>not having to spend money on food anymore frees up more money for video games and weeb merch
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>>14696308
Just imagine her sitting in your lap with a big smile on her face while you brush her tail.
Then once you're done she'll lean her head back and give you a kiss.
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>>14696309
They need to be shunned and punished, and have their slutty grins smashed.
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>>14696312
Prepared to be owned by the government for the common good.
All will get to use you equally, some more equally than others.
>>
I wonder what a pool full of different slimes would be like
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>>14696319
They need to have their shrines visited frequently, worshipped with offerings, and kissed in the privacy of the shrine garden.
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>Everybody treats her like a disgusting hideous monster
>You treat her like your maid
>She slowly but surely becomes infatuated with you

How do you resolve this, /jp/?
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>>14696337
By sticking my hands in her boobs.
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>>14696337
>implying it's a problem
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>>14696337
Can I treat her like my girlfriend
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>>14696337
I don't care
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>>14696337
Tell her I'm alp so we can't be together romantically

I just don't like sub monster girls really but I don't wanna hurt her feelings
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>>14696337
Fuck her tiddies.
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>>14696331
They need to have their shrines blocked off, pelted with tomatoes, and called, slutty man stealing harlots.
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>>14696347
>Shoggoth
>Sub
Maybe some, but not all of them.
If you want she could make an organic onahole out of her slime and pump you with it.
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>>14696337
It can't be helped!
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>>14696347
>I just don't like sub monster girls
Well I have good news for you anon, no such thing exists in MGE!
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I wanna tell nee-San that incest is wrong
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>>14696198
The humans just need moar fanaticism, nationalism, mental conditioning and more mind-altering combat drugs made by alchemists so their champions don't defect all the time.
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>>14696366
Nee-san will show you you're wrong
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>>14696337
Ask why someone like her would care for an abomination like myself.
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>>14696366
That'll make it more exhilarating for her.
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>>14696374
>When you've become too much of a deviant to disagree
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>>14696353
They need to have their shrines built up and renovated by a cute Anon, and be shown the warmth and joy of companionship for the first time in many decades.
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>>14696344
Only if you're prepared to take responsibility for your actions.
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>>14696390
Like marrying her?
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>>14696371
Monster girls overcome all of that because they're written to be perfect in every single way. I don't know why KC doesn't just go back and erase all of that "If you defeat this girl in combat she'll be submissive" crap since there is no way anyone can defeat them aside from Gary Stu fanfiction characters.
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>>14696347
Anon, you fool! You can't just say you're an Alp! Don't you know?
If you say you're an Alp, you'll Alp!
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>>14696400
But anon, you can be a gary stu if you train hard enough!
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>>14694367
Some of us don't feel the need when we're "old". I'm 30 and still don't want kids.
>>
I want to find a nice spider to help me get over my arachnophobia
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>>14696387
They deserve to have another Anon and his Order buddies to come along and destroy all of that other ones hard work.
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>>14696405
Nah, it's cool man. My Cheshire neighbor told me every boy gets one "Get Out of Jail" card where they can do one Alp thing for free without alping, so it's fine. You can suck a dick, like cock, wear dresses, and do all three at once and as long as you only do it once you won't Alp. So calling myself an Alp once and pretending to be one to fool the Shoggoth should work. My Cheshire told me so it must be true.
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>>14696409
Don't respond to him anon, he's trying to start shit.
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>>14696414
I'ma hold her hand!
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>>14696416
I'm 27 and I dread the idea of having a potential bastard child.
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>>14696417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNCA8F3Snps

What, like this?
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>>14696421
But what is she asks you again? You can't just say you're an Alp twice by that logic, since you'd Alp!
You have to be careful, Anon That "Get out of jail free" card can only be used once
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>>14696429
I feel like I would be scared of a spider friend but willing to make it work
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>>14696251
>A tanuki with too much time and money on her hands going after now hobo anon
>He tries to go live in the mountains
>The tanuki buys the mountains, evicts anon and demolishes it to construct a 5th summer home.
>HoboAnon tries to go lake/riverside
>Turned into tubing resort for couples
>Guess who's ass is getting ejected
>Hoboanon tries to end it all and go under the sea
>figures to just leave it to Poseidon and drowns himself
>When he comes to he finds himself in front of a sea bishop, and dry solid ground
>Bishop tells him that she found passed out and had to do an impromptu ceremony with the closest monster around, as she was already married.
>A hand suddenly graps his and tightens in a vice grip
>Guess who?
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>>14696441
Just kill me now because I know you hate me
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>>14696420
They deserve to spend lovely summer afternoons lounging at the freshwater spring behind their shrine with their new, first ever best friend.
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>>14696447
They deserve to be chased to the smallest, most dangerous corner of the word and barred from leaving it.
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>>14696443
I wanna use one of those hair whisk things on her hair
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>>14696441
Fuck it, plan B: drive her to suicide.
She destroyed my life, I destroy hers.
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>>14696390
I would gladly take responsibility. Shoggoth a best.
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>>14696456
Good luck. She's too strong-willed to off herself.
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>>14696441
Time to try the good old carbon monoxide method.
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>>14696454

One of these?
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>>14696465
Fine, then I just kill myself instead. Better dead than live with some life ruining tanuki.
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>>14696450
They should be taken down to the beach and shown all the wonders it has to offer, including ice cream, warm ocean swimming, and the gift of private rock pools and swimming holes hidden away by cliffs.
They should spend the evening winding down on a towel, having their saltwater dried tails carefully washed and brushed.
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>>14696465
It's actually rather simple. Permanent, and pyrrhic, but simple.

Just gotta kill yourself.

Yeah, you'll be dead. BUT. She'll have invested time, money, and resources into attempting to gain control over you. Ultimately, that's a big deal.

It's only worth the risk if she gets you alive. The loss - both of the target of her want, and all the resources expended in the attempt, will (probably?) take a toll on her.

Of course, you'll be dead, so either way, you'll be beyond caring.
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>>14696476
>>14696483
She'd be dialing the Lich before your body is even cold.
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>>14696477
They should be dead.
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>>14696473
Yes one of those
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>>14696483
>>14696476
>Fake Death
>Elope with a better MG.
Or alterntively, hit it off with a Lich, and kill yourself, then reveal your relationship with your now-waifu infront of the tanuki at your funeral/wedding
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>>14696441
I want ask why she hates me so much
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>>14696443
>>14696454
>>14696473
I want to brush her hair in class while she raises her pantyhose'd legs up into the air and makes lewd noises in order to cause a scene that'll embarrass me! But she only does it because she actually has a crush on me!
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>>14696466
>>14696476
>>14696483
>So much spare time she might as well be in pandemonium
>More money than any devil can promise with any contract
>This tanuki has no qualms in going to the underworld, beating away any will-o-wisps that even come close before dragging your soul back to the realm of the living for a lich to return you to life.

>>14696498
Because she loves you
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>>14696489
They should be married and loved for life.
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>>14696486
What body?

Giblets tend to be difficult to resurrect. Dissolution via acid is also effective. Incineration, ingestion by wild animals, a number of methods of bodily destruction exist.

If all else fails, manage to fall into a volcano or nuclear reactor after dying.
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>>14696493
>Lich goes along with because she's never raised a human before
>"Yes thanks to the funding I was provided everything went very well"
>"Who funded me? The Tanuki who follows you around did..."
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>>14696476
>>14696483
All these edgelords and those before them.
>"I would rather kill myself a thousand times than have a happy ending. ONLY FUN ON MY TERMS"

I don't think a setting full of rape and mind control is right for you.
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>>14696486
I'm sure there are ways to destroy yourself in ways that not even a lich can repair you.
Also, why is she such a cunt? It's obvious my hate for her is a blinding as the sun, I'm not going to just come around to liking her, she's getting sharp things stuck in her as she sleeps.
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>>14696504
>Because she loves you
It doesn't feel like it more like she enjoys watching me struggle
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>>14696511
>The tanuki payed to get cucked
Ha. I bet she had no Idea every ressurection ritual requires at least 5 loads to the caster's womb
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>>14696512
>Having your fucking life ruined by a tanuki because she can't accept you saying no is a happy ending

I think you're a retard.
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>>14696512
I'd be okay with it as long as she loves me
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nightmares are shetland pony sized centaurs.......

imagine how weird that would be to see a small horse girl around town with a big strong human male.
people would think he is a pedo.
she would get carded all the time..

Being shetland pony chan is suffering!

Other Mgs would tease her all the time..

> "Oh, That human is sick..."
> " How can you tell? "
> " Can't you see, he is feeling a little horse!"
Giggling intensifies...
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>>14696515
This. She's obviously cruel, greedy and unpleasant in general, exactly why I hate tanukis in general. They're like 3D girls made even worse somehow.
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>>14696519
>Shetland Pony size
>He doesn't want a Clydesdale sized Nightmare, who despite her massive size still awawawas at the idea of her husband riding her
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>>14696512
>Only fun on my terms
That's the whole idea, don't you think? why else are we fantasizing about Monster Girls raping us?
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I bet a Tanuki would be a nice friend to have just don't mention money
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>>14696517
>X can't accept a "no"

WELCOME TO THE CONCEPT OF RAPE

Some monsters ruin your life more overtly than others. I don't see why you'd be any more possessive of your pocket book and social network than your body and mind.
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>>14696337
By cumming inside and taking responsibility.
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>>14696512
Did you miss the part where she destroys your life? You'd have to be an idiot to love someone for that.
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>>14696521
But larger centaurs are shit, on account of their horse parts being even grosser.

It's a TRUE SCIENCE FACT that the smaller a centaur is, the better.
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>>14696504
She better accept the fact that I will never fuck her.
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>>14696512
Yes, good boyim.
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>>14696527
But if money does come up, just ask for stock advice.
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>>14696528
I hate to be an edgelord here, but they do have to sleep sometime and sharp objects can be found anywhere. It's a desperate act but if all else fails you can be free from a monster you don't like easily.
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>>14696533
But Nina is literally a Drought Horse breed of Centaur and she's a big girl. With a big, honking Centaur pussy. That squeezes like a hot and sticky vise around your dick as you hobble her feet and take her virginity.
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>>14696506
>>14696513
You might not have a body, but she can still have the Lich stuff your soul into one of fresh bodies she has laying around, or clone you a new one if any parts are left.

>>14696516
But what if she did, and wants you to repay your debts in by doing double that with her?

>>14696520
Do 3D girls have lots of money and fluffy tails? No.
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Is it wrong to want a Mindflayer harem
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>>14696501

How would you want her to confess to you?
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>>14696441
>these niggas getting rumpravaged over Tanukis
I'd totally accept a Tanukis help.
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>>14696528
Most monsters just turn up and go
>"yeah, we're married now. Because I said so."
Tanukis go
>"lol I made you go bankrupt and made your parents homeless and made sure no one would ever hire you again lets live together and love each other!"
I'd say that's worse and incredibly spiteful. I don't understand how you'd be cool with it in the slightest.
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>>14696546
Cthulhu as a Mindflayer-Dragon hybrid. Make it happen, KC.
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>>14696528
I'd rather lose a few hours, and a few liters of cum in a dark alleyway to a werewolf in heat than my home, my livelyhood my friends and my rights.

>>14696545
>and wants you to repay your debts in by doing double that with her?
I laugh my head off and wiggly my 100% limp cock, telling her I can't get hard for a cuck queen who literally paid for me to fuck another woman
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Shetland pony girl barely reaches 5 feet in height to the top of her head.

Shes really 24 and almost about to turn into a cake because people think shes a little girl.

Yes, shetland pony-chan is truely suffering!
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I want to meet a normal Tanuki and date her
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>>14696544
Exactly. Big horses aren't any good.
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>>14696545
>Do 3D girls have lots of money and fluffy tails? No.
>money and a tail excuse her from being mantango tier
NO. Just no. Maybe if you're unbelievably shallow, but otherwise they are garbage.
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>>14696554
I want Vampiric Dragons just for the sake of having a monstergirl that references Castlevania.
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>>14696547
in a matter completely befitting of her usually cocky, loud, and flamboyant personality; really embarrassed, shy, flustered, and with lots of stuttering and "tsundereness."
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>>14696512
>edgelords

Moron, this is Braveheart protocol. (Purely due to the quote.) Freedom is what's important; accepting a state of being owned is just that: being owned. Not love, not appreciation, a relationship of owner and thing.

Hell, in that state you can almost be certain she'd keep you in a cage, or with some sort of restraint, constantly, in order to prevent you killing her. Whether or not you would, doesn't matter, she knows exactly what she did to you, and what she would do in your place.

Think about it: if you managed the same thing against her, destroying everything she had, ruining her life, and then allowing her to be a pet, what would happen?

Ultimately, the issue is that the scenario is flawed. A real moneygrubber would understand that while money can buy power, influence, control, it can't buy respect or love. The initial setting is faulty, hence the rage. It just doesn't jive.
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>>14696552
Anons here are beta as fuck anon, you have to accept that before posting.
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>>14696546
>It's not a harem
>Your only Mindflayer waifu just tricked you to think there are more like her
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These last few dozen posts really make me like my fox women even more.

That coondog might have money, but that fox can become a goddess.

<There is nothing a tanuki can do that a fox can't do better.jpg>
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>>14696548
>accepting help from someone who intentionally put you in that situation to begin with so they could take advantage of you
Just...fucking why?
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>>14696560
I want to get a normal sized Centaur and apply my face to her pussy, z-ton style!
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>>14696568
Sounds like hot roleplay, I'm okay with it and then she can undo it and we can have regular life again
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Just to make sure, posting pasties wont land me a vacation right?
And what about translucent ones?
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I seem to remember reading somewhere in all of KCs lore that an MG instinctively knows what MGs you like, so, if you don't like Coondogs, they wont mess with you.
so this means somewhere out there is some Japanese business man with a fetish for a tanuki to bankrupt him and take control of his life.....
This is almost as weird as asking if I can see a live birth.
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>>14696568
That's subjectively better.

More ladies in the mind, while all of them are her, means you get variety, without having to worry about conflict.

Also, she gets all the sensations they get, so you both win.
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>>14696556
You think she's just going to let you get away with it? You're going to fuck her one way or another.

>>14696562
But all boys love huge tails and thick wads of cash.
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>>14696578
no nips or visible vagoo, and yer safe.
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>>14696546
It'd be pretty jarring when each one customizes your personality to their particular tastes. Manual D.I.D.
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>>14696578
>Soviet
I'm gonna show her American supermarkets to get her to love freedom
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Would you a Tanuki who has no interest in becoming incredibly wealthy?
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>>14696570
Yeah. A tanuki could buy you an island the moment you marry her.
But spend a lifetime with a kitsune to the point where she grows her ninth tail, and suddenly the worlds open themselves up to you.
Magic > money
I'd rather be with a girl who's had an upbringing in a nice shrine, rather than a tycoon who's dedicated her life to money and business.
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CaDelawUUAA763K.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CaBmPUYUUAEdZBj.jpg

Seeing a Flow Kelp with a human hand doesn't feel right
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>>14696584
Now I know you're just pretending to be an idiot
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>>14696587
Just buddy system it so two Mindflayers at all times to make sure they keep each other in check
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>You will never get to see the horrified face of a monster girl that forced you into marriage after slapping a stack of divorce papers in front of her.
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>>14696578
>You will never hunt your Soviet Jinko waifu in -25 F weather
>A nice summer stroll for her
>Loser has to either be the maid or a Chippendale's waiter
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>>14696584
>You think she's just going to let you get away with it? You're going to fuck her one way or another.
Sure, how about I cum balls deep in our kiki maid. She can pay her extra to scoop out the cum and give it to her. Don't worry, I'll give her kids. Just not hers :^)
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>>14696581
That's a pile of lies that would never happen.
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>>14696581
>They are so OP that they can even read your mind
Kikis already have that though.
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>>14696590
Not to mention you will be alive and well to enjoy the ride with her.
Even if I have to spend all day working around her shrine, or grab a second job to help us get food and keep up the shrine, I will devote myself to her, and rest assured she will devote herself to me as well

Trust me, a Fox wife is the best.
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>>14696592
Are you saying that you wouldn't do slutty things for money?

>>14696605
Good job getting the maid fired and getting locked in the bedroom with the tanuki.
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You know Daughterus are important
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You know I almost forgot to mention, there is a really lonely Ryu with a small shrine across the road, you really should go ask her out.
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>>14696615
>Good job getting the maid fired
It's cool, we'll still hang out, and I'll pay child support for the kid with the tanuki's money. It'll be great
>getting locked in the bedroom with the tanuki.
It's alright, she'll be so desperate for my cock by this point, that I'll promise to fuck her if she agrees to getting tied to the bed first. Then, once she's secure, I'll set up a webcam for a live feed and laugh my ass off as I run a brothel out of home
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>>14696578
She has a great body, perfect for breeding little russkie daughterus with.
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>>14696604
You are going to be wearing that waiter outfit all the time with that game.
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>>14696633

She's really cute but there's no way she'd go for me.
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So do all monstergirls give live birth? It sounds like some come out of eggs. Those would be tiny daughterus!

>>14696633
>You will never shoot the shit with a lonley Ryu while drinking green tea on a warm spring afternoon.
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I wanna hug a Dullahan and kiss her head
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>>14696614
Even without the eventual godhood, spending life with one would be utterly heavenly. Taking some trips away from the shrine home to a city or something would be necessary for a change of scenery, but I'm sure a kitsune like that would love it too.
A foxgirl wife with magical capabilities would just be fun to be around.

But what sort of spells would a kitsune be able to cast with different amounts of tails?
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>>14696633
I wouldn't want to waste her time.
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>>14696641
I believe KC confirmed that the reptilian girls, harpies and Sandworms lay eggs
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>>14696634
Well you are a terrible husband. Nobody will want to marry you after that.
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>>14696651
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>>14696662
Good. Tanukis should go and stay go
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I wanna hug and hold hands with a succubus
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>>14696665
Is that a life? Doesnt matter she looks cute
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>>14696663
>Sinquest
Go eat a bullet.
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>>14696633
I should go visit her with a bottle of Champagne as an offering.
I mean, I meant to do that during New Years Eve, but she wasn't there at the time.
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>>14696665
>Having a Dullahan girlfriend
>Her body is incredibly yandere for you
>Her head has an ara ara genki personality
How fucked can one person be?
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>>14696679
What is it? Google says it's a World of Warcraft thing.
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>>14695464
sounds fun depending on the species
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what if you got a mannequin head and put it on a Dullahan's body so her head can watch and get off to her cuckquean fetish without cheating
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>>14696686
>>14696679
>Sinquest
It's Sinfest. A webcomic that used to be pretty entretaining and moderate.
PAST TENSE.

http://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Sinfest
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>>14696697
What if that isn't a thing?
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>>14696590
Money buys magic. It's a world of magic items.
That's how Tanuki lay the foundation for Demon Realms in KC's fluff. They sell humans items that legitimately help them but secretly convert them with demon mana.
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>>14696672
I want to hand rape a Lilim into submission!
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What would happen if you put the wrong head on the wrong body of those two twin Dullahans you know
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>>14696713
They fuse into the Perfect Being.
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>>14696713
The heads cannot directly control each other bodies, so they have to settle for shouting directions at it and hope for the best.
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>>14696718
Sounds kinda cute if it was in a threesome
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>>14696713
What if you find a dullahan with one body but two heads that can be switched with each other
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>>14696706
Maybe, but there's a limit to it. Why settle for purchasing trinkets and services, limited by logistics and value, when you can live with a kitsune god? She's an endless font of magic, after all.
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Living Greek statue MGs when?
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>>14696744
Well better treat both like people and help them keep a body schedule
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>>14696591
Who's Lefty Mgoo?
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>>14694635
>using palading girl out of that CG
Sorry bud, this one's already got herself a hubbie.
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>>14696751
The Venus de Milo chick is ugly though.
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>>14696657
There's no MG that would be more better to cuddle in the morning than a foxgirl. And wight gets the second place in that category.
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>>14696758
but imagine if she was 2d and cute?
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>>14696763
Indeed. I would love to wake up to being wrapped in an Inari's mofu cocoon.
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>>14696763
>Not a Yeti in first and second
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I wanna hug a shog and kiki at the same time
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>No Demon waifu to tell you to touch the demon inside her.
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>>14696751
>Wanting different varieties of Golems
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I want to be coiled in a Kejourou's hair
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>>14696337
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>>14696784
>Sweating through the helmet
he must be pretty worried
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Zombies need warm
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>>14696810
a warm hug?
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Rewarding a little MG for a job well done!
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I wonder what monstergirl internet would be like
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>>14696820

>Meet single monster girls in your area!
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>>14696337
By first asking her, why is she infatuated with me, what about me makes her like me.?
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>>14696820
Dick or gtfo probably
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>>14696820
/hbt/ would have lots of lonely monsters
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>>14696763
Definitely. Just imagine her tails snaking and curling around your legs as you wake up. The first thing you get to see is her face, right beside yours, smiling sweetly with a magical glimmer in her bright, amber-coloured eyes.
Then she shuffles in and nuzzles into you, ready to spend just a little bit longer sleeping in.
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>>14696818
reeee boat, reeeeeeeee
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>>14696784
And?
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>>14695264
I block the number.
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>>14696837
Ships are monsters too, just made by men. So technically ship-girls are monster girls too.
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>>14696833
>For each of us in this thread right now there is an equivalent MG in /hbt/ who sees us as their husbandos and make greentexts about us
i want to believe in parallel universes.
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>>14696837
there are some good boats
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>>14696837
>re

The best after wo
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>>14696784
What sort of bonuses would an equipped monstergirl provide?

Harpy: movement bonus
Slime: defence bonus
Mantango: resistance to poison
Cheshire Cat: teleportation capability
Anubis: Charisma and Leadership bonus
Lizardgirl: attack bonus
Mermaid: swimming underwater with armor
Elf: Ranged bonus ; cover fire
Succubus: hypnosis; submission of male foes
Slime toad: handy meatshield
Arachne: fall damage reduction, web sling-shot/grapple-hook
Wyvern: short distance flight/gliding.

Holy shit this would make a great erogame/action rpg.
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>>14696818
I'd totally "reward" Hoppou of you know what I mean.
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>>14696844
Would you a parallel you?
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>>14696851
I'd 'reward' Hoppou in her little white butt.

With my dick.
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>>14696856
maybe...
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>>14696850
Support pair ups with monstergirls are OP. You can just get an S rank support with one girl and then clear through every battle easily.
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>>14696837
>>14696843
Aren't they just transforming golem girls?
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>>14696856
Nah, i would probably hate myself to death.
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>>14696844
What if I'm a shitty monster
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>>14696848
>>14696851
Abyssals a cute.
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>>14696775
The species like yeti and weresheep don't possess the required subtlety and grace to their art of cuddling to win the medals, it's a matter of quantity versus quality.
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>>14696860
>sexualizing the hoppou

do not
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>>14696848
Artists don't draw Re with huge stonkin' cowtits as much as they should.
>no SFW versions of the existing Re cowtits pictures
Fug.
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>>14696844
If there were truly parallel universes, wouldn't one of the Lilims over there have found a way to open portals to ours by now?
I want to believe too, anon.
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>>14696856

>A quiet, moody, MG who mostly just plays videogames.

It'd be pretty awkward with not much talking
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>>14696850
>Equip Harpy
>I am become GaoGaiGar, King of Braves
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I want to blue ovary a monster
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>>14696578
Sketch no long wip.

>>14696585
Hopefully this is ok then. Thanks anon.
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>>14696877
In an infinite multiverse, there's an infinite amount of universes where an infinite amount of lilims from an infinite amount of monstergirl worlds opened portals into. Likewise, there's an info time number of universes where that hasn't happened.

Probably, anyway. I'm not too familiar with how maths and statistics works when infinities are involved.
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>>14696883
11/10
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>>14696881
Anon no.
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>>14696851
By "reward" you mean pat her on the head, give her a piece of candy, and say "Hoppou is such a good little girl deserving of praise and love!" perhaps?
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>>14696883
*no longer

oops
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>>14696856
>gaunt doppelganger that has no skills, interests, or interesting qualities of any sort if she was honest.
Ne.
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>>14696850
>Elf just sits on your shoulders, thick meaty thighs wrapped around your head as she fires arrows, great cowtits resting on your head
Comfy warfare is comfy
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>>14696703
>PAST TENSE
Then what happened?
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>>14696883
I want to rub those abs.
Good stuff famigilia.
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>>14696876
People don't draw Re as a lamia as much as they should
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>>14696888
Anon yes.
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Dragonfly girls?
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>>14696896
He got a feminazi girlfriend.
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>>14696896
Did you read the link? it explains exactly what happened.
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>>14696879
That's just a flowkelp with a waterproof Vita case.
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>>14696883
Absolutely amazing. Beautiful stuff, friend.
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>>14696902
Anon, no.
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>>14689786
>doesn't have fuckhuge hands
I don't know how to feel about this.
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>>14696899
I want stories of her but I know nobody will deliver.
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>>14696910
Anon, YES.
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>>14689791
Die drowning in pussy.
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>>14696915
DON'T DO IT MAN, SHE'LL SHATTER YOUR PELVIS.
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>>14696755
Pretty sure that's a Gandharva
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>>14696918
DO IT FAGGOT, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT FUCK, JUST FUCKING DO IT.
>>
I wanna run a small hotdog stand in MGC
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>>14696912
Everybody knows the best part of the Troll is her giant hands to love you more
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>Thread actually talking about Boatsluts.
Fatalpulse has the best doujin.
Too bad about the ending.
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>>14696914
There isn't much to draw on for most Abyssals.
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>>14696850

Yuki-onna: Immunity to ice attacks and increased ice attack damage but you gain a weakness to fire
Apsara: Increased evasion rate, melee attacks have a chance to charm enemies
Gyoubu Danuki: Enemies drop more money when defeated
Hinezumi: Your damage increases as you lose more HP but you gain a weakness to ice attacks.
Mantis: Increased evasion. You get a bonus to accuracy and damage when dual wielding weapons.
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>>14696922
This made me think of an anon with an angel on one shoulder and a demon on the other, this would be exactly what would happen.
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>>14690712
>>14690725
I know this pain
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>>14696937
Ending never happened
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>>14696908

That's what I figured.

Well Flow Kelp is pretty cute so that's not bad at all.
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>>14696922
>blue ovaries, blue ovaries,c'mon blue ovaries
>DO IT FAGGOT, FUCKING FAGGOT ANON, I FUCKING HATE YOU
>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>14696937
>boatslusts still refuse to hang out at their own thread
Goddamn faggots.
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>>14696938
That's a load of bull and cocks.
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I want to fuck a moth!
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>>14696943
So what happens if an anon grabs both of them and throws them on the bed?
Would they grow back to full size? Because I'd love a shoulder Valkyrie that tries to get me to do pure things while the shoulder Demon keeps trying to get me to do lewd things.
I'd fuck them both and make them my wives.
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>>14696914
Is there even a place that you can find Abyssal stories

>>14696937
>Not the Seaport one or the one where the guy has a sixway with Wo, Ka, Ru, Ta and Ri
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>>14696962
Anon, you are trying to fuck your own moral axis, literally.
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>>14696961
She looks like an Undead/Wight.
I like.
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>>14696967
Are you telling me that if there were a Valkyrie and a Demon on your shoulders you wouldn't try to make them full size and fuck them?
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>>14696512
Oh no, turns out people don't respond well to a scenario in which their life and all attempts to get it back on track are ruined simply because a Tanuki can't handle rejection, or even asking a guy out normally.
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>>14696907
Hm.
Sad.
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>>14696970
>Cold soft and fluffy dead moth
premium taste. Like flipping the pillow over and resting your face against the cool underside
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>>14696942
>Yuki-onna: Immunity to ice attacks
This would come in handy for runescape pvp.

>take 4 steps into wildy
>ice barrage splashes away thanks to mai waifu
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>>14696975
Anon, if i could transform every little symbolism in my life into sexy and qt girls i would probably try to fuck them at every chance i get.
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>>14696567
Or maybe not, if the responses to the whole Tanuki scenario are any indication.
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>>14696965
Not that I know of but they're basically undead boat spirits. Can't be that hard to make one have a smidge of personality.
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>>14696996
Why are you biting his old bait?
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>>14697006
Bored.
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Ok Anons, it's that time again.

You've come home from work one day to find your waifu dressed up as either the main hero or main villain (your choice) of the last game you've played.

In instances there's no main hero/villain (or the latter is an eldritch horror) you can instead choose a prominent character or villain.

As always, you can roll till you get a race you like if you have no real number 1.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono

How does the roleplay go?
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I wonder if any monstergirls cosplay as humans
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>>14697013
>Seabishop
>Captain Falcon

I'll show her my moves, if you know what I mean.
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>>14697019
Only the ones who have a corruption fetish and slowly unhide their monster parts during sex
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>>14697019
doppelganger

>>14697020
>>14697020
Oh lordy.
Does she carry around a miniature F-Zero plushie instead of her tablet?
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>>14697019
Slimes that remember they were once human and just want to go back their old lives.
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>>14697030
Would she mix dye into her slime to make it skin colored
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>>14696337
Marry the Kiki
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>>14697038
Yep, she'd also try and form feet and carry pleanty of fluids lest she get the urge to feed.
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>>14697013

>Shining in the Darkness

So she dresses up as a knight, basically.
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>>14697013
>Wight
>Cainhurst Ghost
O bby.

>inb4 not prominent
Its prominent to my dick
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>>14697027
Yes, she carries a plushie Blue Falcon, and we have great segs while Big Blue is playing in the background.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPuElB03o7Y
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Imagine if you can.
Since a fox woman can shape shift into any woman she wants, so cos-playing would be simple for her..
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Quick reminder that submissions for the raffle/short story contest close in about 4 hours.

Make sure to get any last minute entries in as late submissions won't be accepted.
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>>14697040
Would give the whole abecedary to the Kiki.
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>>14697013
>Kunoichi
>Lady Maria
Oh that sounds great.
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>>14697046

Who is dressing up as a knight?


>>14697047
They always dress so nicely.

>>14697048
Nice.
Time for a bizarre race where you try to get the other person to finish first.
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>>14697054
I hope the best for Losenis' short desu.
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>>14697054
>tfw got the submission in

What can you assume will be the general time window between the contest ending and the results coming out? A day? Two?
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>>14697056
>abecedary
Is that a word? Are you translating abecedario from Spanish?
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>>14696219
This Tanuki...

All I can hear is Grigori's voice for it. She literally could have said "Abandon all delusions of control" somewhere and it would fucking work.

Also Hateful Eight is a good ass movie.
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>>14697054
Who the fuck are you?
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>>14697054
>4 hours to go
>600 words in
...eh, I've cranked out 2000 words in 2 hours in the past. Let's see if my procrastination gets me anywhere.
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>>14697073
MGE Wiki
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>>14697047
Are you the same anon who has a huge hard on for those fucking Ghosts?
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>>14697013
>Mummy
>Sith Lord

I've got a bad feeling about this
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>>14697060

>Who is dressing up as a knight?

I guess me?

The only female party member is Pyra so she'll dress up as her.
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>>14697045
Does she wear clothes even if it doesnt work well
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>>14697073
He's your prom date you ugly sack of shit.
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>>14697013
>Borderlands the Pre-Sequel
>Cheshire Cat as Nisha
Holy shit, I don't know if my dick could handle it.
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>>14697074
I'm rooting for you, friendo.
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>>14697081
Yes. Yes I am.
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>>14697013
>Lizardman
>Gundam Battle Assault 2
So is she dressing up like a mobile suit or like a pilot?
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>>14697079
You guys visit here?
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>>14697093
>mechamusume + monmusume + cosplay = ???

Has science gone too far?
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>>14697085
FORNICATE THOU!
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>>14697013
> Slime
> I was playing Europa Universalis, but hell, I'll roll with it: she's the Ming Empress of China

SLIMES CAN'T WEAR CLOTHES YOU'RE RUINING THAT QIAPO
FUCK
GET BACK IN YOUR BUCKET
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>>14697013
>Orc dressed as Brauner
I don't even know.
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>>14697096
Well even we think our own forums are poisonous dens of 12 year olds, so yes.
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>>14697107

If only you had rolled a Nureonago
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>>14697107
But, anon, the bucket can wear the dress.

The bucket

can wear the dress.

Understand?
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>>14697096
I'm not him, jeez. He's just been here in the past announcing the contest.
>visit here
Does this even surprise you? Pretty much every MG place has been known to shitpost here at this point.
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>>14697100
Abyssals pull that aesthetic off quite well, who says MGE girls can't?
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>>14697082
She's going to shock you with pleasure.

>>14697084
Yep, even if it soaks the clothes.

>>14697086
Stick it in and find out.

>>14697093
Sure, pick one.

>>14697107
Fine.
Mean.

>>14697111
You will soon.
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>>14697103
¡QUE TE JODAN!
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>>14697124
Well it might be funny seeing a monster girl dressed up like Epyon,but can you imagine one dressed like Treize?
>Those tight white pants
>Those knee high boots
Treize was fucking fabulous.
>>
Don’t go in there
You’ll be with one
Freaky creatures
Monster party
Eyes of yellow
Scales and feathers
Tails in tethers
Turn the lights off
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>>14697013
>Anubis
>Master Chief from Halo 5
It would be... Interesting, to say the least.
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>>14697115
I didn't roll, slime is waifu
But the live of a slime's husband is a hard one, filled with laundry and mopping.

> Nureonago
She'd be more appealing, but blueberries >>>> mochi
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>>14697127
That he was, my good Anon.

That he was.
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What if a monster really thought she was a human
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>>14697120
We have earned our reputation and we don't hide our hatred of everyone else, they included. So yes, it is a bit surprising.
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>>14697013
>Pirate Doom
>Crow Tengu
So she's a pirate? I guess I can go with this.
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>>14697132
The helmet will stay on during sex.

It also has little ear covers modeled in.
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>>14697139
She's going to shiver your timbers and recite facts about pirate life and how it differed from the game.
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>>14697135
Human women are monsters Anon
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>>14697132
>>14697142
I'd flood her instillation, if you know what I mean.
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>Kraken waifu pretending to be Yrel in paladin armor
nice
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>>14697152
Fire her rings?
Giver her back her bomb?
Finish her fight?
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>>14697013
>Mothgirl
>Shagaru Magala
I guess if you stretch it the effect of moth dust would be comparable to the frenzy virus.
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>>14697135
Some mosntergirls are almost functionally human with some dress-up parts like bipedal ones with opposable thumbs. ie elves, dark elves.

But that duality would be like if a succubus was in denial of her succubus identity.

It'd be like... the Bruce Jenner controversy.

But for someone like an arachne... that'd just be sad. Or hilarious. Like that one scene in the Emperor's new groove when Cuzco doesn't realize he's a llama until he looks in the water's relflection.

>>14697154
Give her a bigger gun.
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>>14697013
Fox wife, last game played, fallout 4.... so she is..uhh.....no idea

Can i pick tales of graces and have her be dressed like Milia maxwell?
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>>14697135
Try to help her realize she is a slime and not a human
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>>14697133

>slime is waifu

Good on ya
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>>14697013
>Kikimora
>Dressed as Nao from Mabinogi
JACKPOT
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>>14697162
Tales of Xillia , derp
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>>14697128
Sounds like a guy is getting fucked by a bunch of monsters
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>>14697165
I hope she tastes like those blue ringpops.
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>>14697165
Why is there a faucet on the watermelon?
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>>14697161
Elf getting surgery for her ears
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>>14697171

it's not on the water melon but just on her body
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>>14697157
The only frenzy coming out of this is a mating frenzy.

>>14697161
You're just going to be exchanging one liners with her during sex aren't you?

>>14697162
Sure, why not?

>>14697166
Best dress.
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>>14697133
I always figured that they were able to hold it together better than that. If anything, things should be drier with them around.

But that's just me.
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>>14697165
>cooling a watermelon in her womb

Waaaaaaaaay ahead of you boner.
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>>14697182
But she doesn't have a womb.
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>>14697152
>>14697154
I'd frogblast her ventcore.
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>>14697178
>You're just going to be exchanging one liners with her during sex aren't you?

I'll only be giving her one one-liner during segs if you know what I mean.
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>>14697185
I

Dude

You know what I mean; her abdomen, stomach, waist.

She looks pregnant.
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>>14697165
>>14697182

What is it with slimes and watermelons?
I've seen a bunch of artists draw them together.
Is there some reference here that I don't get due to my sheltered upbringing?

>>14697179
> I always figured that they were able to hold it together better than that
Mebbe. I kinda prefer to headcanon 'em as being sloppy and dreadful to water-damageable items.
I find those "Living with monstergirl" inconveniences to be moe rather than fantasy-ruining.
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>>14697065
Every staff member will be reading/scoring each story so it will probably take a few days but won't be more than a week at the very most.

>>14697074
>Let's see if my procrastination gets me anywhere.
I'm sure you'll do fine. Just to throw it out there, I've already read a few stories and noticed some author's placing priority on word count instead of story composition.
Even if the core narrative is mediocre, you'll go much farther with a story that's enjoyable to read and doesn't drone on unnecessarily.
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>>14697013
Well, I've been playing Xenoblade Chronicles recently. I guess an anubis dressed as Melia would look pretty cute. Or even better, if she cosplays as (massive Xenoblade spoilers, don't peek of you want to play Chronicles) Fiora after she's been altered.
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>>14697200
>What is it with slimes and watermelons?

No idea.
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>>14697200
The elevens like cooling their watermelons in the ocean before eating them during the summer on beach vacations/holidays. Slimes are like walking pools of water. Water is blue.
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>>14697200
>Mebbe. I kinda prefer to headcanon 'em as being sloppy and dreadful to water-damageable items.
>I find those "Living with monstergirl" inconveniences to be moe rather than fantasy-ruining.
My nigga. You are the niggest of my niggas.
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>>14697200
Practically or implicitly? In a practical sense, I think their bodies act as a refridgerator to keep it cool. Implicitly... What does a bulging belly on a girl typically signify?
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>>14697013
>Holstaur waifu
>Last game I played was Total War: Rome II as the British tribe
>Closest thing to a main villain would be Octavian's Rome, which I wiped out
So I get a Holstaur dressed as a Roman Emperor? I have no idea how this goes.
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>"Yup, that Ryu sure is lonely. I better go visit and cheer her up."
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>>14697216
>tfw we're coming up on 13 years of a world without Mr. Rogers
Today was going so well without that reminder.
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>>14697063
>Losenis

hi
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>>14697216
>That file name
Mr. Rogers and Bob Ross both, man.
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>>14697222
Stop
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>>14697211
Skin tight clothing and all?

>>14697218
Yep, she'll be dressed as a roman emperor complete with a toga that is struggling to contain her breasts and a skirt that barely covers her rear.
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>>14697225
Heyo.
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>>14697222
>you will never princess carry a foxgirl up to her shrine because she rollan ankle and almost fell down her shrine's stairs.
>never to receive a kiss on the cheek as a reward
>or even as much as a tight hug
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>>14697213
Well, I learned something today.
I would think an ocean to be a pretty poor choice of cooler, though, given its propensity to wash things out to fucking sea
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>>14697013
>Holst in skin-tight black snake leather suit
No, boner. Not yet!
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>>14697013
>Dawn of war 2 multiplayer
>Salamander dressed as Lord General

does that mean she's leading sixty quadrillion lizard guardsmen
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>>14697243
Well don't take my word for it anon. That's just a trope I've noticed from watching too much anime.
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>>14697244
The best way to see every bounce and jiggle.

>>14697249
I mean's that she's got a kickass jacket and hat.
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>>14697229
Guess I could get naked and paint my dick with war paint and 'rape' Rome.
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>>14697251
I bet the japanese don't even split and salt their watermelon anymore.
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>>14697249
>Tyranid Ravener lamia
>Hive Tyrant ara ara milf

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>14697255
anon the lord general doesn't have a hat that's the lord commissar
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>>14697237
Carry her up the stairs piggyback style like that one doujin where she nibbles on your ear and neck.
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>>14697257
Would she lay on her back and call you a brute and savage while you lay her?

>>14697265
All lord generals have hats.
She's got a jacket but she's going to have a bitching hat like all lord comissars need.
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>>14697263
FUCKING TYRANIDS GET THE FUCK OFF MY SPACE HULK

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>14697273
'OOLIGANS 'N' NE'ER-DO-WELLS
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>>14697266
I'm... gonna need the sauce on that eromanga/doujin for scientific reasons.

>>14697273
FUCK YOU MAYNE

RAVENER TUNNEL SPAM 4 LYFE
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>>14697266
You mean this one?
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>>14697229
>Skin tight clothing and all?

Yep. It'll make the MuvLuv bodysuits look tame by comparison.

Godamn, the events after Galahad Fortress are fucking supreme. That reunion was one thing. But being able to run around, look up, and just see all of THAT is fucking mind blowing.
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>>14697285
unf
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>>14697285
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>>14697127
Agreed. Model of style.

>>14697132
>Playing Halo 5
As a fellow Anubis-loving anon, I am disappoint.
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>>14697272
>Would she lay on her back and call you a brute and savage while you lay her?
I didn't know I wanted that but now I kind of do.
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>>14697295
>>14697285
Man, I would kill to have a MG literally all over me like this.

And I never will
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>>14697298
she'd struggle for a moment before really getting into it, trying to weakly deny every single time you said she was enjoying it before you lock her into a mating press.
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>>14697299
Fox women are the best!
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>>14697285
>found: 1

Wow, this thing still works? I thought the exlinks image finder was broken?
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>>14697284
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>>14697296
I've been playing the series since the launch of the original Xbox. It has sentimental value.
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>>14697255
>Holst in a black leather body suit
>So tight it looks like she was poured into it
>So tight she couldn't even fit into it without losing her bra & panties
>Absolutely nothing left to the imagination
>Her nipples are quite prominent through the fabric
>It is also giving her a rather pronounced camel toe
>Patterned mesh all the way up the sides exposes her thick hips and a generous sideboob
>The stilettos push her butt and chest out even more than usual
>With every step her body jiggles and pops
>You hear a faint gasp from her s the material rubs against her exposed curves
Unf.
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>>14697310
AFAIK it is not TLed.
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>>14697299
You're too much of a pussy to kill anyone. If you had the will power to change your life you'd have done so already.
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>>14697309
I mean in a world where I can beg and choose, I'd prefer a starving ghoul or something.
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>>14697299

And neither will anyone in this thread.
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>>14697314
Don't forget that her breasts would be overflowing her top, threatening to burst free at any second.
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>>14697312
I feel you, though sentimental value couldn't save the game for me. The series has always had a good story mode (at least IMO), and this game torpedoed it. And then there's the utter shill-fest they turned multiplayer into.
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>>14697318
>Implying will power could bring me my waifu
>Implying I wouldn't go full xXTraitoranon420cutterXx on all of you if I could
>Especially you

Ha
>>
>>14697013
>Favorite is Lava Golem
>Last played Rhythm Heaven The Best+
The only notable character that comes to mind is Karate Joe.
Man, this is not going to go well, unless she can keep herself coherent enough to form legs and takes lessons from an Aspara and Hinezumi.
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>>14697306
And now I have a boner.
>>14697314
And now that boner is beyond the mortal realm.
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>>14697323
Damnit, anon. Don't remind me.
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>>14697312
So have I, but I'm with >>14697324
I tried playing it at a friends and it just...didn't feel like Halo to me. At all. I wound up picking up Destiny after the same friend gave it to me as a gift, and found I liked the gameplay of it more. Might lack for any kind of story, but it's my go-to for a sci-fi shooter now.
>>
I wanna sleep in a slime, it would be like super memory foam
>>
>>14697314
I want to touch the cow.

>>14697328
>Some of you guys are alright, don't go on the /mgjp/ thread tomorrow.
>>
>>14697324
I'm bummed by the shitty story, but the multiplayer is very good, save for the lack of content. They also balanced everything very well, I haven't dropped a cent on microtransactions and have never felt underpowered, I've gotten tons and tons of good stuff just by getting packs with in-game currency.

>>14697337
I used to be totally hooked on Destiny, but dropped it awhile ago. You run out of content very fast, and basically the only reason to go back is for the skinner box making you hope you'll get a better loot drop the next time. Bungie doesn't seem to be interested in making anymore content for it either, and instead seem more interested in doing dumb little events that are just vehicles for microtransactions.
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>>14697328
>nyee I can't have my waifu
No you wouldn't.
>>
>>14697314
Oh damn. She's going to get groped.
>>
What monstergirl would be best at dominating while in a submissive position?
Like leglocking you while you thrust into her and keeping you from pulling out or something else like that.
I want a monstergirl to pin me against a wall with her ass while we're doing it doggystyle.
>>
>>14697338

That would be nice.

She'd lift your head up so it doesn't sink and then just gently massage and stroke your body to coax you to sleep.
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>>14697330
I'm sure she could do something.

>>14697332
Well, you know what to do with it.
Stick it in and start kissing her until she's got a belly full of children.

>>14697334
Don't forget that whatever isn't overflowing her bra is being pushed together like a pushup bra.
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>>14697013
> last played Borderlands 2
>Flowkelp dressed as Maya
That sounds pretty cool, does that mean I should dress as Kreig and ride a meat bicycle made for two?
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>>14697342
>Dumb little events
Yeah, there is a real lack of content. But really, I just play shooters for dumb, mindless fun. And Destiny is great for that.
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>>14697349
All you deserve is horse pussy.
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>>14697343
It's a moot point because a scenario in which my actions would bring about monstergirls will never happen, but I'm interested in why you persist in profiling an anonymous user on 4chan with such certainty. Is there some kind of insecurity you're trying to get off your chest by projecting onto random anons?
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>>14697358
Or you can have her ride your meat pole.
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>>14697349
Sounds like you want a sexually aggressive one.

Succubus comes to mind.
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>>14697337
The problem with destiny's is that, while the setting is great and there's obviously a plot, there's not enough cohesion. They try to half-and-half between conventional story and the Dark Souls 'look at the environment and items for your story' approach, but neither is done well enough to give a sense of plat as opposed to just moving from one event to another.

At least it gave us literal blue-skinned space babes. And the guns look amazing. Hawkmoon still looks sexy as hell.
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Sandworms.
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>>14697363
He's clearly projecting, just ignore it.
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>>14697363
I get mean when I drink. That's all, I don't hate you or anything.
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>>14697367
Oh man, just imagine being on top of a succubus when all of a sudden she wraps her arms and legs against you, and then starts kissing you deeply and thrusting her hips..
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>>14697364
I'll just powder my cockatiel for sexual slaughter, things will get humorous in bed tonight.
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>>14697368
Yeah. Destiny's story is...non-existent really. I just play it because I enjoy how the gameplay "Feels". Reminds me more of Halo than Halo 5 does.
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>>14697368
It doesn't help that they basically scrapped the entire story of the game after firing the writer. And then they fired Marty O'Donnell. I kinda hope Marty and Jason go back to write music and story for Halo with 343.
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>>14697370
Alp I want you to get super aids.
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>>14697384
I'm not even Alp ya cunt.
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>>14697389
Yeah I see that, you're still a poofter though.
>>
I want to bone an undead
>>
>>14697371
Why not channel that self loathing and anger into creative writing? If you really want a kick to the teeth, write about getting drunk with a satyros and drinking her wine, which won't give you a hangover the next morning, unlike the one you'll have.
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>>14697324
Sasuga Scheduledog.
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>>14697395
>self loathing
I'm not tormented and escaping my pain though alcohol, I'm drinking because I feel like it. Like a man should. Wish I had onis with me so we could laugh at you together.
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>>14697047
Is her throat slit?
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>>14697407
>I'm not tormented and escaping my pain though alcohol
Oh, sorry. You're drinking alone on 4chan and getting mad, I kind of just assumed.
>>
>>14697412
Yeah, unless a Wight can somehow roleplay as a dullahan.
>>
I want to let a few homeless vampires feed from me
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>>14697417
Well, they are undead so it's probably not out of the question for a wight to have to carry her head.
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>>14697414
>mad
Son, I'm too sauced to feel anger. Do you think drinking alones is bad?
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>>14697422
>>14697414
why would you be mad?
We've got four more days until XCOM2!

It is a happy time.
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How do I turn off the Anubis adviser in Pharaoh?
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>>14697418
I want to have dirty, smelly, demeaning sex with homeless druggie vampires and hug them once they get clean .
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>>14697417
I wanna sell some of my rare blood type to rich vampires so the money can go to poor ones
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>>14697353
God I really want a doujin like this, like it starts off with rape where the girl starts getting into it half way through and the guy is making fun of her for having such a slutty pussy and shit like that and by the end of it you find out they're a married couple doing some rapeplay.
Goddammit I really need a cowgirl to fuck right now.
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Everyone is shocked when at this years E3 it's announced that the next entry in the world's most popular video game series is Call of Duty: Monster Girl Warfare.

How do you respond to this announcement and how do you cope with the inevitable wave of millions of normies entering the community?
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>>14697426
Throw a pyramid at her.
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>>14697423
>TFW you're going to have enough money to get XCOM2 when it releases
Feels good man.
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>>14697426
Tell her you prefer the architecture of some other civilization.
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>>14697422
>Do you think drinking alones is bad?
Na, I just have no love for it. Partially because I don't tend to drink unless I intend to end up asleep in some bushes few hours and bottles of vodka later. And I have neither the money nor intention to do that too often, so its not that I think its bad, it's just not something I care to do. Nothing wrong with drinking with the Beelzebubs per se.

>>14697419
I wonder how it would work. Illusion magics? Actual decapitation, but a body so magical it wouldn't matter in the first place?

>>14697418
>homeless vampires
Mein neigro. Even better if she's not freshly turned but centuries old, and utterly horrified at the concept of having lost her estate and livelyhood and having to rely on passing peasants, only to grow dependent on the first to give her blood.
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>>14697436
Yep, just think of everything you could do with her!
my favorite would be sticking her in some plate armor and playing "The dark night and the peasant

>>14697441
yep.
It's going to be the first game I play after getting lasik and it's going to be great.
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>>14697439
>normies entering the community
>implying
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>>14697447
Probably the last one.
She'd probably get sick of people mistaking her for a dullahan.
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>>14697435
Would vampires care about blood types?
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>>14697439
Most normalfags would think of it as just weird anime thing or go to places like the monstergirl forums or the MGE wiki.
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>>14697439
SUICIDE

>ChadTehThundarrCuck13Xx has joined the match
>DUDES, I JUST GOT A BLUMKING FROMM A PREPPIE HOLST , SHIT WAS SO CASH
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>>14696744
>conjoined twin dullahan
I want this more than I should.
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>>14697453
Husband's blood>rare blood
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>>14697449
>The dark night and the peasant
I can't say I'm familiar with this game. Though I'm already liking it at the thought of a Holstaur in plate armor.
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>>14697450
Cabron, monstergirls are on fucking facebook. Normies are already here, we haven't felt the full brunt of it cause of where we are, but our time will come, there's no escaping it, unless you learn nip and move to japan sites.
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>>14697461
Easy, she's an evil knight who's having her way with a peasant she's come across.

she's not very good at it though and she keeps apologizing after saying mean things.
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>>14697465
Does she keep yelling "BREAK THEIR RANKS, TRAMPLE THEM UNDERFOOT" ?
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>>14697451
Well it doesn't help that she has a fixation with continuing to ride that spectral steed in the modern era.
>"Geeze, dear, when will we move to a proper undead neighborhood? I was out getting some more bread when this crazy old paladin lady kept brandishing this gold button at me, expecting me to drop everything and run. that's the third time this month."
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>>14697467
Why that seems like an odd thing to say but i do imagine that she would

>>14697469
i would love to sit her head in my lap and do lewd things to it.
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>>14697465
I like this game, I feel like it could work even better with a Holstaur since you'd probably be living on a farm anyway.
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How bad could you hurt a girl before it got our of your comfort zone? Cutting, broken bones, choking, beating, electrocuting? How much is too much? Remember, monstergirls get off on that shit anyway.
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>>14697475
As long as mamono mana completely fixes it I'll do pretty much anything that isn't poop or vomit or excessive blood or /d/-tier deformation.
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>>14697475
Anything that has her cry in pain is too much
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>>14697475
Fuck off.
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>>14697475
Anything that could cause long-term injury is a no-go.
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>>14697475
I wouldn't be able to bring myself to hurt her intentionally.
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>>14697475
Cutting and broken bones are about as far as I'd go. Although, I'm not really into physical abuse in the first place.
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>>14697475
>How bad could you hurt a girl before it got our of your comfort zone?
Literally anything intentional. I'd have to turn off my emotions for the person I was hurting, and stop caring about them as a person, and see them as only a thing. And that can't be good for a relationship. Does she get off on all pain? Maybe I could find a better waifu. That would make us both happy.
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>>14697439
>TFW 5th prestige and I just unlocked Zebra camo for my unicorn after getting 500 in Team Rape Match
>TFW she's even cuter when I equip the Megane perk, decreasing the effects of stun/flash grenades
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>>14697475
Barb should remake that picture.
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>>14697475
Pretty much all of that, I don't think I could willingly hurt my waifu.
>>14697490
Pretty much the same as this guy.
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>>14697475
Nothing that would draw blood or leave bruises. Light choking, hard spanking, and maybe some biting/light scratching is about as far as I'd go.
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>>14697488
Correction: Cutting and broken bones are too far for me, and anything greater than that is not happening.
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>>14697482
Sure, let's go RPG Inn mechanics.

>>14697485
Why? What do you consider "hurting?"
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>>14697475
Even partaking in it is beyond my comfort zone. Bad enough I have anger and control issues as it is.
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>>14697475
I could possible do all that except breaking bones, cutting might be cutting it close too as to what I could tolerate doing.
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>>14697501
Pretty much what >>14697497 said. If it draws blood or would need some sort of first aid, it's too far.
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>>14697013
>a sahuagin dressed up as Glory from Shadowrun: Dragonfall

That poor washboard...
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>>14697481
>excessive blood
And if her life isn't in danger?
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>>14697439
>Game is developed by Treyarch
>Make it like Black Ops 3 and have multiple playable characters each with their own special abilities
>Wide cast of Monster Girls to play as
I'd play it.
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>>14697510
Well, you'll make her feel good right?
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>thinking januray can fuck off with its death toll of old celebs I like
>terry wogan comfirmed dead yesterday
I need something happy
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>>14697511
Obviously.
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>>14697509
What id you had a vampire who liked being tied up in razor thread and tells you to go wild on her because you'll lovingly patch her up afterwards?
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>>14697515
>It's still the new year and so many have died
I already don't like 2016
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>>14697517
It's time to drop her ass and find a waifu I can sexually satisfy without mutilating and wrapping my cock in an inside out rapeaxe.
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>>14697516
You're not understanding me. How would you cut her if you could do it without her life being in peril? I'd like to whip an ogre's back so she bleeds all over me as she mounts me, fucking herself until the mixture of pain and pleasure overtakes her and she passes out.
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>>14697517
>Razor thread
The fuck is wrong with you? That's way beyond masochism and going into /d/ tier self-harm.
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>>14697439
Would the servers be better than Black Ops 3? Cause Black Ops 3's servers suck to the point that it's unplayable.
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>>14697528
Mamono mana, if it can do that. If not, then no deal.
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>>14697524
It's not violence if there's love.
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>>14697539
I want to give her kind and gentle sex
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>>14697475
I hate hurting others. So maybe some light spanking or bondage.
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>>14697529
Did you even watch night shift nurses? Though I say razor thread, it won't cause life threatening injuries, the cuts won't go to the bone or anything, but the cuts may require stitching. But it's nothing you can't handle, you'll gleefully sew up your girl and tend to her all through the night, holding her so she's able to enjoy the pain.
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>>14697548
*ever watch
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>>14696899
That design is really interesting. Re looks just fine with her nuggets, but a double-deaded lamia with fucking cannons on the end of her tail? Neat.

>>14697206
There won't be any penalty for posting what was written in the meanwhile, will there?
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>>14697539
What's in it for me? I mean look at it this way. You love your waifu. You love her to the point that hurting her is only hurting yourself. I could do it to satisfy her, at the expense of my own pain, but I'm not so pathetic as to not realize its a two way street. What would she do in return for me granting her most debasing of fetishes, an feeling like a piece of shit for doing so?

If, and that's a big if, there is some way for her to repay me, perhaps I would consider it. But she can't. Because all I want is to love her. Everything I would want, she's already more than happy to provide. So where does that leave us? Nowhere, really. I want sadist fags to leave.
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>>14697546
She won't be able to get off that way. You don't have to be mean, but you do have to hurt her body.
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>>14697548
Just stop. Please.
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>>14697556
>because all I want is to love her
That's your desire, but what if being hurt by the one she loves is love? No ne can touch her like you do, no matter how much violence you inflict upon her, no matter how much it kills you, you do it, because that is what she wants, and she knows no matter how low she is made to sink, you'll be there to pull her up, you are the only one she trusts. Don't be selfish.
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>>14697560
I will soon. Just, don't think pain the same as hatred, ya follow? Can I tell you a little story anon?
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>>14697575
>Don't be selfish.
Not going to be a selfless doormat either. In your scenario I'm being used like a beta fucboi. No self respecting man would put up with it, she has to give something in return. Something to make dealing with her self-hating masochism worth it.

There is literally nothing in it for me, so what I'm asking is, in your scenario, what makes up for it? Does she excel where any other woman can't? What exactly is she worth?
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>>14697514
That's not even a question.
I'd slap some metal on her arms, give her a pair of fatigue pants, a sports bra and contacts, and let her try to jerk me off clumsily before grabbing hold of her hips and pump her slots full until the morning.
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>>14697590
She'll do anything your vanilla loving heart desires. Quid Pro Quo
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I want a muscle maid harem.
Onis, minotaurs, buff kikis, and a particularly beefy harpy would make it an extremely nice day.
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>>14697596
So will any other girl. What makes her different? What makes her worth it? Infact, and other girl would do "anything your vanilla loving heart desires" And enjoy it at the same time, as wanting it herself.

Why is it, in your scenario, you're being walked all over? Is her masochistic streak a reflection of your own?
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>>14697598
I'm surprised that you forgot Jinkos.
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>>14697605
Jinkos would be welcome as well.
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>>14697605
Maybe he's allergic to cats?
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>>14697604
What makes you think I'm a masochist? All along I've been inquiring about how far anon would hurt someone to satisfy them.
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>>14697616
Jinkos aren't actual cats.
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I miss recap anon.
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>>14697554
>There won't be any penalty for posting what was written in the meanwhile, will there?
Sorry but I don't understand the question. Do you mean posting your submission elsewhere for people to read?
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>>14697621
You didn't answer the question. And your tone was suggestive of this idea that you had to put up with hurting yourself, to hurt a loved one for their sake. Playing the martyr for her sexual gratification. That's pretty masochistic. Because your tone never realy suggested you yourself were taking pleasure in the act of pain. It suggested an entirely onesided affair.
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Peace, love & rock 'n roll!
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>>14697629
Who?
Doesn't sound like anyone important.
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>>14697645
He used to make humorous recaps of the threads when a new one started. They were nice.
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>>14697630
Exactly that. There's no problem posting submissions elsewhere so they can be read before the results are back, is there?
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>>14697644
I want to ride a caterpillar. I want to ride lots of things.
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>>14697644
I ant to rock an roll with her all night long, a peaceful session of cuddles head pats, and love brewing between us.
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>>14697647
Your recaps weren't particularly funny, hence why people don't remember you.
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>>14697658
But I'm Alp, not recap.
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>>14697660
Then that applies doubly to you.
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>>14697657
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>>14697661
But people do remember me. I've ruined so much.
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>>14697650
Yeah, it's your work so you're free to do whatever you'd like with it. Only caveat is that the piece you submitted needs to be final. If it has any edits after the closing date then we'll have to discard it so make a copy of your work now if you plan on editing/changing it later.
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>>14697658
>if there is a praise, it must be the target self-propelling
No anon, bad anon. I remember recapAnon too, though he's only somewhere in the middle of the list of the things I'd want back.
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>>14697667
You have a list?
Wanna share it?
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>>14697644
Man, it would be crushing to have to say goodbye to a caterpillar girl when she has to go away for a while until she becomes a mothman.
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>>14697671
>Man, it would be crushing to have to say goodbye to a caterpillar girl
No worse than watching her go off to summer camp. On top of that she doesn't actually have to GO anywhere so you can tell her stories and talk to her while she's in that cocoon growing her delicious legs and beautiful wings.
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>>14697013
>itch
>diablo 3

I get the feeling she would dress up as wizard. that would make the most sense at leats.
as for how the roleplay gose, well... the wizard is really over-confident and a bit snarky. I feel like she will just use hert magic to try and seduse me, in a roleplay way that is.
if she can get into character this will end quit nice.
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>>14697673
>On top of that she doesn't actually have to GO anywhere so you can tell her stories and talk to her while she's in that cocoon growing her delicious legs and beautiful wings.
>Fall asleep next to it one day after a long day o work and then returning to chat to her into the late hours about your day
>Were the cocoon translucent, they'd see the two of you back to back, only the thin walls keeping you separated
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>>14697669
Nah, it's purely abstract. I just catch myself thinking "Yeah, X was an awesome guy/thing, wish we had him/it now" sometimes.
If you're Alpie and had a glimpse of hope I'd name you, you have to be fucking kidding brah though that dragon daughteru story just -might- have been something I'd slightly wish to have continuation of rather than nothing
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>>14697673
I always thought of her being unconscious while inside the cocoon, but in any case you have a point.
In the end, it would all be worth the wait, watching her emerge as a gorgeous moth.
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So.

Live 2D Assets of the MGE girls when?
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>>14697676
Are you ready for her to 'act confident and snarky' while speaking in her normal monotone voice/
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>>14697686
Not alpie, but close on the writefag quality range. And shut up.
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>>14697660
Liar. Alp is dead and my bully senses aren't tingling
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>>14697686
Well fuck you too, no dragotherus for you or me or anyone else.
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>>14697690
thinking of "if my old masters could see me now" in a normal voice makes me giggle a bit. I get the feeling she won't appreciate that.
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>>14697702

what flavor of ice cream is that?
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Is bromont still a traitor or did that one guy just finally give up and leave the thread? Because it feels like it's been ions since we've had an autistic splurge.
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>>14697707

raspberry and licorice I think?
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>>14697708
>It's been ions
Ions, you say?
http://i.imgur.com/AFUMrW9.jpg
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I want to deliver pizza and nachos to the Alpa Eta Nu Sorority, arrive with cheesy porno music blaring out of my car, and ask how they intend to pay my tip.
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>>14697703
no wait "is that REALLY your best?" would be the best one.
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>>14697716
If a Raiju inserts a vibrator without batteries inside them, will their natural electricity activate those sex toys?
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They wont get me for I've got my anti rape underwear!
I paid a decent £10 for these so I know they work!
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>>14697691
I've genuinely liked some writing most of the thread deemed 'mediocre'. To me it comes down more to overall atmosphere the story creates, some little things here and there that it enables (or doesn't), than what's usually being assumed as quality. And vice versa, some of the works everyone here drools over, I couldn't care less.

>>14697701
Woah, that's worse than how you usually handle it. What's wrong, slipped on ice today and landed that chopper axe on your leg?
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>>14697439
AW warfare and Black Ops 3 were both fun as fuck. CoD is great now since they all have 3 year dev times, not ashamed to admit it.
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>>14697698
You didn't even realize I was Serial Sniffer, I wouldn't expect your senses to tell you anything.
>>14697732
I did slip on ice today.
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>>14697725
I do not know, but this deserves testing.
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Which monster girl would make the best serial butt stabber?
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>>14697748
kunoichi
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>>14697748
Girls who carry syringes full of aphrodisiac to stab boys in the butt cheek with to make them instantly horny.
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>>14697748
I'm going to have to go with girtablilu. >>14697751
This guy is close, I'd say kunoichi is second.
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>>14697754
Do they wear nurse outfits?
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>>14697725
Raijus are depraved masochists who can't get off without electrocuting themselves.

Sharing a room or flat with them would result in an unusually high electrical bill.
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>>14697761

Yes
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>>14697728
FOOL!
anti rape underwear? are you shitting me? they will tear through that shit like grandma's chicken!
what you need a a big stick and a shitty personality, that will keep just about everything away
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>>14697702
We love you, Ebola-chan!
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>>14697748
but ______I AM______ the butt stabber
http://i.imgur.com/CXRZWrI.jpg
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>>14697778
Damn slutty rabbits, I bet she puts those up her ass all the time.
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>>14697767
You offset that by having a Thunderbird generate and sell electricity

And Raijus don't just consume electricity, they discharge their fair share as well, it's just that they have no control over it
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>>14697786
>Raiju does the static shock trick
>You wake up two days later covered in flowers and apology gifts
Life would be dangerous with a raiju.
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>>14697786
>>14697794
I want to see a picture of a Raiju straddling a large battery with a lewd expression on her face.
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>>14697783
I want to kancho an unsuspecting bunny just to hear what funny noises she makes
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>>14697728
>anti rape underwear
so a chastity belt?
it's comon sense those things don't work against manono, so good luck, your gona need it.
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>>14697798
Well at least we wouldn't have to keep whittling down the D's anymore.
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>>14697806
maybe he's just naive and bought the from a totally-not-a-tanuki
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>>14697802
Don't do that
Bunnies make an horrible screeching noise when they are afraid

>>14697806
>>14697811
According to the not-Tanuki merchant who sold it, t's actually an enchanted underwear, the magic seal looks like a crying smiley face with the words "No rape please!" underneath it
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>>14697820
It would be nice to see them actually work and have ha succubus after several attempts to remove shout "What the fuck is this bullshit!"
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>>14697824
that or they are just going to laugh at you and just rape you harder.
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Well, half hour to go. Managed to get from 600 words, to 3000. Think I'll leave it at that and submit what I've got for that contest.
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>>14696744
Why do I like this so much? I feel ridiculous.
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>>14697830
>rape you harder
Lets expand on this shall we?

how about we have the succubus chase down the guy she likes only to find the underwear. then stalks him so the moment he takes it off she;ll strike will all the pent up sexual fury.

Or she could just give him a forced handjob while its still on and frustrate him enough that he willingly removes it, either way works.
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>>14697833
Wunderbar, anon.
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>>14697834
Nothing ridiculous about that, I'm sure that everyone would want a double headed Dullahan

>tfw you can tenderly kiss one head while you furiously irrumatio from the other
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>>14697841
so instead of anti rape underwear is should be called rape delay underwear?

then again, its no longer rape if you take it of for her
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>>14697843
Given I wrote in such a hurry (Cause yay, procrastination) and its so short besides, I'm definitely not satisfied with it...just exposition, character descriptions, a bit of cringe-y comedy, and absolutely no point whatsoever...but who knows, maybe this'll inspire me to go back and write more on it later.
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>>14697850
Hm, then what underwear should I wear for a insta-rape?
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>>14697856

Trick question; you don't wear any at all in that case
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>>14697856
A ribbon tied in a loose bow around your dick
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>>14697841
I want the first one as a greentext or some thing, sounds a little fun
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>>14697841
Handjob through clothes are so underrated, we need more of them

>>14697856
One of these fancy underwears that cover everything but your genitals
You must also be erect at all times
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>>14697841
>>14697864

>I want the first one as a greentext or some thing, sounds a little fun
Or, it sounds like an excuse for pegging.
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>>14697885
It was all fun and games until you said the P word. Thanks a lot. I'm going to go write about wolf women.
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>>14697900
>I don't like pegging, so to punish you I'm going to write stories.
If someone mentions yuri or futa, will you teach them a lesson by commissioning MG art, too?
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The contest has now closed. We'll be reading the entries over the next few days and will contact the winners by email before announcing them publicly.

Quick stats
>Total Entries: 132
>Raffle Entries: 93
>Short Story Entries: 39
>Last Entry: 1/31/2016 23:42:56
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>>14697903
Oh you better believe it, I'll get it in daki size and share with everybody! That'll show you!
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>>14697904
Does that means that we have 39, presumably well written, stories that will be released once the winner is decided?
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>>14697919
>presumably
Operative word.
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>>14697904
>Last Entry: 1/31/2016 23:42:56
Was that me? That might have been me. Though I think I put mine in before X:40, so maybe not.
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>>14697919
>Does that means that we have 39, presumably well written, stories that will be released once the winner is decided?
I failed to note this when we started and only got asked yesterday but that will depend on the author. I know some people are self-conscious about their work so we won't be releasing the big, public list.
Next time we do this I'll make sure that everyone knows their submissions will be added to a public list afterwards.

That said, none of the stories are "private" so if the authors want, they're free to share the link. It still seems like a waste so I'll probably go through and shoot an email to each one asking for permission to post it.

>well written
That's your call.

>Was that me?
Possibly, what username did you submit? There were 3 in the last hour and only one sub-40.
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>>14697939
>What username did you submit
It ended in a 24.
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>>14697945
You were third from last.
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>>14697949
Huh. Go figure.

Well, looking forward to seeing the results.
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Should I be worried? This morning I woke up, opened the shades and there was a snowman outside my window, facing in. I certainly didn't build it, and neither did any of my siblings. There were no foot-prints or anything because it had been snowing at night, and I'm kind of creeped out. I mean, it's just a prank, but still. Someone was out there last night, building a snowman, a snowman looking right at me sleeping behind those shades, since my bed is right below the window. Is it a message or something? Do yandere Yuki-Onnas do this?
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>>14697972
Anon, turn around.
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>tfw I will never completely dominate a lizardman in single combat and have them follow me trying to seduce me.

This is true suffer.
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>>14697981
No. I will sit here and pray the computer screen doesn't turn black so it would work as a mirror.
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>>14697972
That snowtrap wants your dick
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>>14697985
I think you've made a few mistakes writing 'Dragon' there.
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>>14697985
Would you gouge her eyes and use your teeth?
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>>14697999
This raises the question of "would biting a Lizardman turn her on?"
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>>14697999
Tooth and nail. Its me or her.

>>14697994
Nah, senpai, they can come to me if they want to fight.
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>>14698004
Maybe if it wasn't accompanied by smashing her skull into the pavement and japing your nails through her hard abs.
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>it's supposedly a hard time beating up some lizardwoman
Top kek, just do this and wait until she begs for mercy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq_apH2y_bk
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good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to keep an eye out for snow mounts.

You never know when an arctic monster girl (or an ushi) will ambush you from it.
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>>14698026
Maybe if you're fighting a pussy ass lizard. I don't get out of bed for anything that isn't a Gila or Goana.
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>>14698027
Well, at least we know it could never be a hellhound. Right?
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>>14698035
A frost hound would be more likely and, arguably, more problematic.

Those bitches hail from the seventh level of hell.

You could also find some salamander breed adapted to the cold but they'd be more likely to shout at you instead of launching a sneak attack.
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>>14698035
Great, now I'm imagining a Hellhound trying to surprise a human boy coming back home by hiding in the snow only to melt the snow she piled on top of herself.
So instead, the boy comes home to an embarrassed and wet Hellhound.
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>>14698026
Just keep a can of compressed air to spray on a lizard, worst case just putting a handful of ice cubes down her shirt.
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You guys have any writefag suggestions that have lizardwomen in them? I enjoy the idea of fighting for my life against a girl that mayhap rape me if I lose. Or win. Whatever.
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>>14698040
>Icy Salamander
Would she have an ice queen personality that eventually warms up to you as well?
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>>14698065
Lizardman tries to appeal to the kind of guy that will love fighting more than he'll ever love her. Like Zodd or Akuma or Kenpachi.
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>TFW trapped on the MG tundra

https://youtu.be/9IjGNJPNyzU
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>>14697939
when will raffle winner be decided?
or have they allready?
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>>14698088
What about gigantic fluffy Polar Bear Girls?
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>>14698094
>or have they allready?
Already rolled for them. One of them had a story submission so I'm holding them until after rating is done.
Second one was 'Xero Espadas' from the Wiki. Confirmed with them and got their info.

I'll make a post listing all the winners once everything is finalised.
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>>14698102
What do you think a yeti is?

>inb4 autists get triggered
She's a polar bear girl.
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>>14697013
>last game I played was Dragon's Dogma
>my number 1 is a dragon

So basically I just come home to find her in her true dragon form, possibly with a few thousand euros worth of empty red spray paint cans lying around.

I'm sure she can do her part really well, I'll try my best but I just doubt my ability to fight a massive dragon.
>>
How would you handle a rape and dump?

Let's say a monster that you like, but not enough to marry her, captures you and rapes you for 3 days straight before releasing you without a word

Could you keep on living your life as if nothing happened?
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>>14698143
I dunno, I would assume it would be hard if they pumped you full of some sort of venom or anything.
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>>14698143
Depends on if I still have my job or not.
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>>14698143
Becoming a bitter woman hater.
>>
At long last, the epic trilogy has reached its climax, and you, the noble hero, have trudged your way to the end of your journey, where the war between Monsters and Man can finally be brought to an end. You are presented with the opportunity to resolve the conflict that may well have ended in the extinction of both forms of life. The choice that lies before you is as follows:
Red light, blue light, or green light?
Choose well.
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>>14698180
Red light. Finish the mission.
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>>14698180
The choices are all irrelevant because the hero is being controlled by a 'flayer already.
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>>14698143
if I know her I would confront her about it.
I would still be able to continu living my normal life, but I don't know if I can ever talk to her agian.
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>>14698184
Pls don't bully Legion.
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>>14698180
Blue, I will take my place as king.
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>>14698180
>impying anything but red is the rigth option
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>>14698192
He dies beforehand no matter what!
Depriving Joker of his robot waifu, however, is a legitimately awful thing to do.
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>>14698203
We must all make sacrifices for the greater good.
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>>14697013
>Werewolf
>I'm playing a knight who specializes in healing magic in Morrowind, so technically I play a Paladin

Well this is going to be weird.
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>>14698180
Blue. This better not simply decide the color of cumspurts around the world or something.
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>>14698180
Green. A single shota survives to enjoy the rape free existence we fought for.
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>>14698143
She could have just asked
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>>14698180
Red. The other two are just the Demon Lord pulling your pecker.
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>>14698158
If MGs ran the government, you'd be fine, in fact they'd probably pay you double for the days you were being raped
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>>14698232
that... dosen't sound terrible.
actuly sounds sort of nice of them.
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>>14698232
I agree with >>14698238, double pay for days off noncommittally expanding my sexual horizons is pretty rad.
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>>14698220
The shota was just a Bapho in disguise! You've been duped into Incubizing all of mankind!
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>>14698180
Worst. Ending. Ever.
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How long could you hypothetically resist the effects of venom? Could you actually fight through the effects and keep your mind intact? Would you need an indomitable will?
>>
Man, I had the worst breakup with 2015. She got real mad and broke all my shit on the way out. In any case, updated again. In this episode, full moons stop being good things for monsters.

http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon2

Yeah it's more pain, but there's a shift going on; trust me.
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>>14698280
A waifu never leaves you. Maybe now you'll learn. We're here for you buddy.
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>>14698280
>exiling the poor holst
I hope Victor loses his legs and dies in a ditch.
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>>14698279
Monster girls can, in their various forms, fly, lift mountains, control the weather, change shape, and so on.

I think its safe to assume that their toxins are just as extreme as the rest of their abilities.
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>>14698284
No no, I was saying that I broke up with 2015. I was trying for a joke about all my shit broke right at the end of it.

Fuck it, I'mma go try to grab an hour's sleep.
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>>14698294
Well that one went over my head. We're still here for you. No Alp.
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>>14698279
Depends on your willpower, like everything in chinese cartoons.
The smaller your dick the better though. It just seems to work that way.
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>>14698280
Finally, hopefully that one stalker would now get his dose and go into hybernation.
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>>14698292
He's been deserved of that for a while, personally.
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>>14698311
Yeah, I've hated him from day one, but still.
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>You will never have a cute Wurm girlfriend in the hills who likes to dig tunnels and play with moles
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>>14698316
Aren't moles too small for her?
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>>14698318
She can carry them in her big cupped hands and pet them with a finger.
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>>14698316
>"Let's play molehole! I'll be the hole, you be the mole!"
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>>14698319
Ahh, Wurms. So cute.
>>14698320
Ahh, Wurms. So lewd.
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>>14698320
l-Lewd
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I want to put a Wurm and 12 shotas in a room for 24 hours, they're going to have so much fun playing childish and silly games!
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>>14698366
>Wurm and 12 shotas
One of those shotas is an Alp and will betray the rest.
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>>14698366
>>14698369
I hope a nice Titania watches over them and also brings them some more fun games to play!
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Peterdnzl if you're here, I really enjoy your story, please write more.
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>>14698380
He's dead, Jim.
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>>14698143
I'd mail her glitter
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>>14698380
He's been dead for ages. You want another great dead one? Check Captaincanuckamerican stories. God I hate women.
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>>14698389
Ah, Captain and the story about the guy who got banished to Earth.
I wish I'd been here when he was still active.
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>>14698392
The Marcus saga was his best work in my opinion.
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>>14698394
Well he's gone forever. One less noble warrior, another one bites the dust.
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>>14698398
He will live on, in our hearts, I will make sure of it, with my own two hands.
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