Do you hide your /jp/ power level when you're in public

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>>14686244
>Friends
>asking what's your favorite 2hu

all of my friends are lolicons

>>14686252
What's your favorite 2hu?

>>14686244
friends eh? sounds nice.

>friends
Kill yourself onegai.

i just got home from class wearing my sakuya shirt

why does jp not have a friend

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>>14686332
I had a friend when I was little. One day, we were about 12, we were walking home from the store. We found an old porno movie cover (VHS) on the ground. We took it to his house in his basement and looked it at. We both started getting hard. Then I started to rub myself. He asked if he could touch himself and I said yes.

Every day we would jerk off looking at that, and one day I asked him if he would want to take turns doing it to each other.
He sat down, with his pants off looking at the cover. he was uncut, and it was very fun to play with his cock. He made little moans, and he was loving it. I wanted to suck on his cock so bad, but I didn't want to do it, and not receive it.

He came, and thanked me so much, and when it was my turn he started to really get into it, and jerked me off nice and slow, and all of a sudden he started to suck me off.

We sucked each others cock almost everyday.

All my friends love 2hu, lolis, /jp/, and everything else I love. All 0 of them.

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>>14686364
I'll be your friend

>>14686244
Why the fuck would my normalfag friends ask me who is my favorite 2hu?

I have some friends but sadly none of them likes or care about 2hu at all and most of them just like normie anime stuff.

So I have none to talk about 2hu or play 2hu games at all...feels sad sometimes.

>>14686349
nice

maybe in 2009 you could have 2hu friends

but now, no way

not gonna happen

>>14686244
When they ask for my power level I just shit all over the floor, that usually makes them leave.

>hide your /jp/ power level when you're in public or when you're with your friends?
>/jp/
>in public
>friends

the /a/ and /v/ normalfags really have ruined this board

>>14686244
>in public or when you're with your friends?
What?

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>Friends
>Public
>People asking me things

What the fuck are you even talking about you idiot

>>14686520
what's so special about not doing or having those things

Oh cool, I have friends now?

>>14686531
/jp/ has a carefully cultivated inverted status ladder, it's like antisocial affirmative action

>>14686537
No, you idiot. It's just a meme.

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Sometimes I forget there are normals on /jp/

>>14686244
My friends aren't faggots like me so I try to keep it cool. My internet "friends" are faggots so I'm a faggot with them.

>>14686544
just like real social status

>>14686550
Not even close, you queer. Social status is a real thing, a description of your social standing in society, whereas pretending to be a friendless virgin loser on the J is just a pastime for us old-timers who want to rile up the teenbros.

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>>14686547
>I doubt there's anyone who would understand my interests anyway
>I'm fine by myself

Somebody at my job has been putting KanColle-themed test data into our server and I've been meaning to find out who it is so I can give that nerd a swirly.

>>14686565
If it were easy to find people who wanted to talk about Touhou/Japan/KanColle etc. I wouldn't be posting in /jp/

>>14686575
Maybe I'm just really lucky, but I've always been able to. Not just on the Internet either.

Friends?

>>14686570

Get that nerd and give him one from me!

And don't forget to take his lunch money!

>>14686560
that terrible feel when /jp/ tricked you into becoming a friendless virgin loser meme so you could better fit into /jp/

Is actually having a friend who introduced me and 2 others to Touhou a bad thing for a jay?

>>14686618
Let's not fool ourselves, most people were probably going down that route anyway.

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>>14686625

I introduced a friend to touhou three months ago and now he's making the soundtrack to a rhythm game for people in Japan!

>>14686244
>friends
>what your favorite 2hu
Come on m8, they don't even know what the fuck is a 2hu.
At least in where I stay, there are people that build plamo and gundumb fans so I can still talk about unicorn and thunderbolt with them as they are pretty normal.

>>14686583
I can't even remember the last time I talked to someone that was into anime, much less more niche shit

>>14686244
I don't have friends and the few people I don't contact me unless it's a big festivity and they feel obligated to call me or need something.

>>14686244
/jp/ is my only friend, and taking /jp/ out in public is a big no no.

>>14686244
I don't like people who like the things that I like because they have differing opinions about it and those opinions are wrong. So I don't talk to people about stuff I'm into, nor seek them out.

>>14686804
Holy shit. The autism with this one is off the charts.
Get master Yoda!

I have decoy hobbies to talk about with to typical people

Like cars, cooking, fashion, and hiking.
Never talk about /jp/ hobbies except when on /jp/. No real reason to.

Someone somehow mentions touhou, yeah I'll talk about it.

I only have two friends and they already know all the things I like. People talking about that stuff to me in public has never happened and probably never will so it's a moot point.

I don't really have any friends in real life because I don't see the point of interacting with other people offline unless they're very attractive and it's for a date or something. Too bad I got married, just downhill from here

>>14686244
I don't leave my apartment except to buy food. Cashiers usually don't ask about Jap culture

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>>14686244
Nice /v/ thread. Surely this will not ruin the board.

>when you're in public
There's no need to hide it because nobody asks.
>with your friends?
With my what?

Also stage 5 bosses are the ones that have gimmicks, not stage 4.

When I need a friend I just talk to myself.

>>14688346
Can you really call yourself a friend?

>>14688371
Well myself seems reluctant to be friends with myself.

Why do you guys act like your hobbies are such a big deal?

I've never hid it working in finance and admitted I prefer 2D girls to coworkers, no one cares, get over yourselves

>>14688473
Everyone knows those in finance is fucked up.

>>14688533
They all just need a hug

>>14688319
Patchouli, and overall once you hit stage 3 gimmicks will start showing up since the whole point of spell cards is expressing the character through their own thing but most of the time stage 1 and 2 bosses are so pathetic they aren't very good at expressing themselves, an exception is Parsee.

>>14688571
Don't take that part seriously, I was just venting my anger at someone.

People ask who my favorite 2hu is all the time.

>>14686244
>When somebody asks you what your favorite 2hu is
Of course I tell them i'ts Reimu. I can't have them know my secret that I really like hags

I only hide my powerlevel around strangers! Stuff like touhou, 2d, /jp/ and lolis are things I slowly reveal over time to random people online to see how close I can get before they become creeped out.

After a decade that leaves 2 people.

>>14689327
Are you a scat otaku?

>>14686723
I've met a surprising amount of weebs at work. It is a weird feeling. Of course it's mostly just the really mainstream stuff for them.

I have talked to six people about touhou in real life.
My brother who occasionally talks to me about importing stuff because of my touhou stuff.
My sister who is making a drawing of Yukari for me as a gift.
My step-brother who watched me play PCB Phantasm once.
A friend who currently lives on a different continent.
Another friend who has very weeb interests and blows a gasket whenever I say 'weeb'. He played EoSD on Easy for a bit.
And a random secondary that I met at a convention.

>>14686349
good for you, anon

Looking for /jp/ friends!

>>14686575
Fuck that, real life stuff almost always turns to some other bullshit and gets tainted when people know eachother.

The best conversation I had was with some old woman at a bus stop who started talking to me and we ended up talking about our troubles. Then we wished eachother well and never saw eachother again and never exchanged names. I hope her husband is doing ok, he had some health issue relating to hormone levels, and she listened to me talking about my anxiety. I couldnt tal freely if we knew eachoter.

And that conversation is why I treasure not knowing anyone on /jp/, the fact you may be some cunt I hate irl, or the fact you could be dead without me knowing. It makes our conversations all the more special becuase I enjoy my time with you, without even knowing who you are.
It goes without saying, tripfags are cancer who defile the beauty of this. Fuck tripfags.

>>14688473
>I've never hid it working in finance and admitted I prefer 2D girls to coworkers, no one cares, get over yourselves
Different societies/cultures, etc. For example if you admitted liking loli in Japan people would think you were strange. In the UK you would probably be set on fire or arrested.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-25139185

>>14686694
What rhythm game is it? I won't believe you unless it's a shitty game no one knows.

>>14686244
The only friends who know are the ones who only realized it because they are just as deep down the rabbit hole.

TouhouCon was a godsend. I met so many friends so now I have friends to actually talk touhou with.

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>>14686380
>normie anime stuff

I used to display my otaku power level with unashamed pride to fellow otaku and non-otaku alike. Now I'm not nearly as passionate about showing off anymore. If you know, you know. If you don't, you don't.

I probably wouldn't lie if someone asked but noone does.

>>14698594
Shounen stuff like Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, Shingeki no kyojin and such.

>>14686244
I'm not often in public and when I am I prefer to not talk more than I need to.
I don't know how not talking about stuff I like is hiding it but I'm not running around in embarrassing T-shirts if that's what you mean. Nobody would ask me shit about 東方. And me answering would depend on the person.
Also wouldn't the point of friends be that they share the same interests? At leas that's what I would want from friends.

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Absolute kuso thread. Attracting all the normalfags.

>>14699253
being normal is healthy and japanese

uh you dont had to bring friends

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.....

kuso thread.

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Absolutely not. Acting like it's something to be ashamed of is exactly why people treat you like it's something to be ashamed of. I have no qualms about talking about my interests. No one gives a shit. Someone cracks a joke from time to time, but if you can laugh it off, it ends there. Don't understand hiding one's power level.

Yes, I hide my power level.
The only thing I ever let on to anyone is that I told my mom if I could visit any country in the world, it would be Japan.

Which by itself is very inconspicuous, many normal people want to visit Japan.

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>>14697693
>tfw 2hucon is kill

;_;

>>14686349
You nasssty

I don't have friends and I leave the house an average of 3 times a month.