http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-35299532
The middle cat represents SMAP.
The cat on the left illustrates just how gripped Japan is by this news.
The cat on the right represents the fucks I give.
On a scale of 1 - 10, how hard would you like to shag Utada Hikaru?
I'll have you know she's taken, faggot. Cry into your pillow as I fug Hikaru every night. Keep an eye on the news, soon she will give birth to the first of our beautiful albeit large eared halfu children. Ciao!
>bbc.com
Whatever.
I remember listening to SMAP like 10 years ago.
>>14618434
Topkek, he's a Southern Italian faggot like me. We come from the same region.
One of my best mates, who's fluent in Japanese, worked as a interpreter at their wedding.
>inb4 cool story bro
I'm just jelly ;_;