What would it be like having Patchouli as a roommate?

We would sit in our rooms for hours making stupid "What would it be like to ____ with ____" threads.

>>14614699

She stays up all night reading. Never does the dishes or cleans up after herself. She can't cook worth a damn and would try to steal your food, thinking you're too dumb to notice.

When confronted over the food theft, her face would blush and she would stutter while denying any involvement.

Pretty peaceful probably.

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Quiet. If she's your roommate and you're not living at the mansion, then she wouldn't pay board. You'd force her to give you titjobs in order for her to continue freeloading with you.

i'd rape a patchy

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Imagine having a loud, obnoxious roommate with awful hygiene. They always want to talk about dumb shit that doesn't interest you, often to an autistic extreme, a terrible conversationalist, a creepy perv, shit taste in music, shit taste in books, shit taste in everything, the food they eat smells like hot crap, and a spoiled brat to top it all off.

That's what you would be to her.

>>14614699
Danger zone

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>>14616784
>You'd force her to give you titjobs in order for her to continue freeloading with you.

She would stink up the room with her stinky farts.

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>>14617626
>a creepy perv
That doesn't sound too bad

depends if I can NEET it up with her at the scarlet mansion or not