Well you see, when a human and a youkai get together...
Yukari wouldnt know.
Too busy crafting a reputation and sleeping to actually have sex.
She is also only 17.
Seriously though, I dont think Youkai have sex drives. Ecluding Koakuma who is clearly a succubus.
Yukari sustains herself by sexually harassing Reimu and young boys.
something you'll never experience, anon
Sorry Reimu, All jumbo size were bought by Sanae.
As the youkai of borders this is easy. Its where people define their borders with eachother. For example Marisa likes Rinnosuke a lot and would gladly let him cross various boundries she wouldnt let others cross. However some relationships require mutual feelings, so while Marisa would like to close the boundry between them, Rinnosuke wishes to maintain it. Thus the relationship betwen them can be defined. In this case, we call it the friendzone. It's like a mini genskyo where all of Marisa's dreams come to die, and instead of youkai it's filled with angst and sexual frustration.
Do you understand Reimu?
just by raising her arm she's already being lewd.
shortly after asking, she goes to prove she is the strongest
Can this be a YukaReimu thread?
I only want it because their child would be broken as hell.
You're drunk again? goddamnit I'm not like Sanae.
indeed, You're worst
At least according to Ninniku, she is pretty easy to rape.
Why dont you ask your parents?
Why did they leave you again?
Yukari is pretty much Reimu's mom by bossing her around and trying to interest her in shit that only old people would find fascinating like radio towers. Just like how grandmas try telling stories about their youth that they think anyone gives a rat's ass about.
I still dont get why she hasnt ripped out Eirins liver and gapped it into Reimu's stomach.
It's like Yukari doesnt realize how important that bloodline is. I wonder if we will live long enough to see Yukari asking Reimu why she hasnt found a husband and settled down.
Unfortunately, Yukari doesnt have any money on her. Peddle your services elsewhere, you harlot.
Back in Yukari's day miko were far more dignified andrespectful. Maybe if you were more like that, your shrine god wouldnt have left you like your parents.
In Seasonal Dream Vision, Yukari's narration says that she cares about Reimu's well-being but also thinks that Reimu should be able to take care of whatever situation she gets into on her own.
>Yukari doesnt have any money on her.
She does. She's probably the only youkai who donates to Reimu.
>Back in Yukari's day miko were far more dignified andrespectful. Maybe if you were more like that, your shrine god wouldnt have left you like your parents.
IIRC the Hakurei shrine was always known to be barren until Reimu's antics in WaHH that actually got supporters, both human and youkai. Byakuren says the god is still there, not like it can go anywhere since gods need shrines devoted to them, but that there's so little faith in it it can't even get a physical form yet, meaning Reimu's predecessors did jack squat.
>Even she has limits, right?
Pfft, like she cares about that. In that same manga series she fools the fairies into doing something that, unbeknownst to them, made Reimu and apparently everyone else (we only see the SDM's reaction) think that she's losing her shrine maiden abilities by sabotaging a ritual that makes youkai less aggressive for the year. It's like Marisa's fuckup in SSiB where she knocks down something Reimu was using for a ritual, only this time it's actually on purpose and fooling others into doing it for her. All because she wanted a laugh.
She's just playing hard to get.
Yukari isnt gay, stop projecting your homosexual urges onto her.
she recorded everything Reimu did from SA to this chapter, which would include everytime she'd take a bath.
Whoa, what a slut. Burn that youkai fucker and her shrine.
Aids was either a lunarian made disease or ceated by the union of a kappa and a magician.
>Seriously though, I dont think Youkai have sex drives
Many kinds of youkai reflect humans too much to not have sex drives. There are also beast youkai like Ran where it wouldn't make sense for them to lose their sex drives when becoming youkai.
So you assume. Being able to live long enough to become such a youkai in the first place necessitates a change in the aging process. There is no reason to assume youkai aren't as fertile or infertile as their human appearance would suggest.
>Many kinds of youkai reflect humans too much to not have sex drives
That's a 100% assumption.
All you have to do is point at Rinnosuke to prove that youkai have bodies built for sex.
I love Yukarin and when I grow up I'm gonna marry her!
>Pretty sure Ran is so old she is way past menopause.
Tewi is over 1000 and still a kid.
Ran could still have kids. She just doesnt have them becuase humansdislike youkai in the village, and she wouldnt want kids becuase she has to look after Yukari and Chen already. She wouldnt want to add to her burden.
>what happens if people stop believing in him?
Nothing changes. Not even Rinnosuke believes in Rinnosuke. Thats why he's so weak.
He actually explained it himself already in CoLA, he's resistent against both psychological attacks youkai are weak to thanks to his human side and resistent to various human physical diseases thanks to his youkai side.
Source is surely on CoLA, should be the chapter where everyone gets sick.
nig pls, With a body like hers even that shitty miko outfit looks gorgeous.
Just like you anon, the difference is she is hot and pretty.
What if Yukari and Reimu swapped jobs for a week?
If she didn't you wouldn't have games to play.
Remember that Yukari spends nearly all of her time sleeping.
If her job is that carefree then it's basically a vacation week for Reimu where she doesn't have to do nasty jobs like exterminating youkai or having to handle the shrine.
Donations would skyrocket at the shrine. Meanwhile, Reimu gets some much needed rest. Win win, although I wonder if Reimu gets Ran and Chen for the week, or if they help Yukari slay Youkai.
I imagined Ran and Chen going with Reimu while Marisa and Suika got shitfaced with Yukari.
I haven't read that, but I see it's written from Rinnosuke's perspective.
Could that attitude be because Marisa was being defensive with Yukari around him?
If I remember correctly Reimu spends all the fucking day doing nothing important, and only moves her lazy ass when someone is nearly to destroy gensokyo or some shit like that.
Reimu would ask Yukari to gap her somewhere expensive.
Nah, some of her days aren't boring otherwise we wouldn't have WaHH and FS
>her face wrinkles up more and more.
dude you're blind, right?
Marisa went bananas the moment Yukari came in. Even after Yukari left, Marisa was still complaining about her and how she can't stand her.
>If I remember correctly
Well sorry to tell you that you don't remember correctly. Go read any manga, pretty much every chapter is Reimu doing something, especially WaHH where she gets actual donators for her shrine, that's more than Yukari's nothing.
at her age it wouldn't surprise me that Yukari's eyesight has become so bad that she can't notice her own wrinkles in the mirror, refusing to wear glasses cause that would make her look old.
Hey, everyone thought Reimu was lazying around all day until those mangas.
For all you know Yukari could be hard at wo-
Actually no, I couldn't say that with a straight face.
Come to think of it Yukari didn't even do her job back in PCB despite not being asleep. It was something grave too, as it involved the barrier itself.
sorry, the new mangas are so plain and boring when my favorite touhou is not there.
and Reimu is always like, "fuck this shit, I want to end this quickly to come back to my house".
What about the fighting games?
She looks so "busy" there
>and Reimu is always like, "fuck this shit, I want to end this quickly to come back to my house".
That's for incidents which she always resolves and has tea time with the final boss.
Yes, because if she actually does her job, you'll never see that cute ghost and her gardener.
>If her job is that carefree then it's basically a vacation week for Reimu where she doesn't have to do nasty jobs like exterminating youkai or having to handle the shrine.
I want them to swap jobs for a week.
You realize the implications of this I hope.
Yukari would take Reimu's job, and obviously everything would be left for Ran.Ran would have to wear Reimu's clothes for a week.
I dont think I have eer seen art of this, but now I want it.
Reimu said in PMiSS that Ran's tails look fluffy and warm.
I know. It's a pretty obvious observation by Reimu.
I am just curious to see Ran in her clothes. Mainly becuase I like images where Ran isnt wearing a hat. She has kemonomimi it's a crime to cover that up with a hat. Also dogs have soft and warm ears, I want to touch Ran's.
bitch wants to be Youkai.
bitch is just jealous.
How does she feel about Eirin?
I cat make my mind up about her. none hand, she's a Lunarian, so I feel she looks down on everyone not from the moon. On the other hand, she's really kind when it comes to providing people with treatment.
>On the other hand, she's really kind when it comes to providing people with treatment.
you do know she charges for that? she's as kind as every other person with a paid job, she's also not exactly too kind with Udonge.
IIRC she charges, but she's generous when it comes to payments, so it wont bee too much if you are poor.
She's fine to Reisen. If you are talking about her hurting her after selling the cat statues. Thats becuase if something went wrong, it could have caused big trouble for Eienti.
Besides, Reisen clearly loves her master. After all, she ran away from the last place she hated.
>but she's generous when it comes to payments
she charges even little penniless fairies.
>She's fine to Reisen
read Inaba, Udonge is basically her slave and punching bag for unfunny gags.
>Reisen clearly loves her master. After all, she ran away from the last place she hated.
that seems more like picking the less horrible option, even being an abused guinea pig is better than being in the army for her.
I'm pretty sure it's not canon.
>she charges even little penniless fairies.
Cant be penniless, they always seem to have clean, well kept clothes. Wait, when did she charge a fairy? They dont need medical attention, they just regenerate.
Hey, gaphag. Listen here. Since your Raymoo here ain't got no heart, maybe you'd like to see a real miko.
I bet you stay up late at night dreamin' you had a real miko, don't you? I tell you what? Bring your pretty, ancient self over to my shrine tonight and I'll show you a real miko.
Inaba is sort of canon, I think. I don't believe it has ever been stated to be non-canon. Eirin really is pretty damn exaggerated there, as she sometimes comes off as a borderline psychopath, I don't think that's the personality ZUN has in mind for her now. Reisen's own situation in there clearly contradicts her later depictions.
>none hand, she's a Lunarian, so I feel she looks down on everyone not from the moon.
Keeping in mind how inflated the egos of most 2hus are, this is probably the case at least to a degree, and there's the further issue of whether she's actually not just a Lunarian but a trillion years old elder goddess, or whether she's plotting something behind the scenes.
>Certainly not the normal fox we know in real life
Actually, the fox youkai isn't fundamentally considered any different from a regular fox. Any fox that lives long enough should, according to the folklore, gain magical powers and superhuman intelligence as well as the ability to take human form. Therefore it can be assumed that barring the mentioned upgrades they have the characteristics of regular fox, as it is supposed to be the animal itself at a spiritually enlightened age as opposed to a folklore character that is a distinct version of the animal.
And besides that, since they only gain the ability to take human form after living at least several decades, longer than any real fox has been observed to live, but are still reported to have bore children with humans, it must be presumed that they maintain fertility into old age, though that may be a function of their spiritual nature rather than the fox's lack of menopause. That said, menopause isn't particularly common in non-primates, and while sexual senescence is exhibited by most animals that live past prime breeding age, it is usually characterized by a drop in fertility rather than a complete stop.
Basically, Ran is a fox so you can still get her pregnant.
>Actually, the fox youkai isn't fundamentally considered any different from a
this one certainly is, because it's a youkai in ZUN's version of japanese mythology.
otherwise you might as well claim Ran has 6 titties.
It's about as canon as any other fan work. It not being denied as canon doesnt make it any more than fanfiction.
They may have ego's. But Her's is worse becuase Lunarians an "muh purity"> It's fucking beautiful that Junko with her purification powers, was wrecking the people obsessed with purity.
>Only fat and sweaty people have that problem.
Sweat is hard to ignore. If you have a manual labour job you are gonna sweat.
Then get cold, then tour nipples perk up, then rub until you are in agony. But this may be because I was wearing a polo shirt at the time.
EIther way, it's possible. Sweat is inevitable in certain scenarios.
>Maybe it's something soft and smooth like silk.
Silk isn't really that soft. It's light, breathes well, and looks really pretty, but the texture can be unpleasant if it's worn directly on the skin. Cotton is actually quite a bit better if it's woven correctly.