Culture Pals /cp/ general

first for
>tfw no qt gf (female)

first for deadpals

morning lads

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>tfw french hottie who is very interested in aviation views my profile
>tfw if she would have viewed me months ago I would have taken her to Paris Airshow for proper introduction
>tfw too late for french avgeek

>>79435363
nice

>>79435363

The fact she even responded to you is impressive

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>>79434744
r8 my qt
if all goes well ill be meeting her by end of the year

>>79436556
>those nails
not my type. if you like her than gl bruh

>>79436755
shes actually a model so she wears them for sessions

>>79436556
mediterranean or latino?

>>79436843

I don't understand why models even wear them. They look terrible. same with the heavy layer of make up, lipstick, and eye liner. It's not attractive to me.

Your girl probably looks much better natural

>>79436556
>http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/626527/death-live-stream-car-crash-sofia-magerko-dasha-medvedeva-instagram-ukraine

Kek, are you planning to die soon?

>>79438351

Girls are so dumb

>>79436556
come here bro i get you gypsy girl for 15€, no need to wait 3 months

>>79438351
>livestreaming
smartphones were a mistake

>>79438885

I almost got side swiped a month ago on the highway but some young Muslim bitch who was in FaceTime while driving 65mph

>>79439108
Muslims were a mistake

>>79439225

They are everywhere here. They are worse then Asian women drivers

God dammit. Why do girls have to make us like, attracted to them and shit..

May be meeting a new french hottie at the Berlin Airshow in April...

>>79440265
Why do you get all the French girls??!!

>>79440951

I don't know, but you have nothing to worry about. You know me...

Nothing will happen XD

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>>79440951

In France ?

French girls are pretty easy lad

one of my french qts, can't speak english for shit, but she sends nudes so it's ok

>>79441262

Bikini bridge!

>>79441262
Kek that's not a proper nude, post the vaginas on here

>>79441334

But I don't want him to get banned again!

>>79441016
We can eiffel tower her macchi, it'll be spectacular
>>79441262
I just don't have any luck with them.

>tfw I got more interqts while I had long hair and I was a skeleton

>>79441334
Don't want to get banned again lad, find some yourself.

But I've gotta say, seen I think maybe 3 french girls naked so far here ? And 2/3 didn't shave.

The memes are real

>>79441485

That would be gay tho

>>79441485

>long hair

hmm, I alternate between long and short.

Currently I want to say at least 5 months since I last had a haircut

Longest I had was to the shoulders

>>79441523
what no you homophobic swine! Its called being cultured okay? But you're american so its expected, im sure the serb would bro-down with me any day of the week

>>79441943

so you've shared orgasms with other men before?

>>79441943

I'm down for it lad. Depending on the chick in question though

>>79442089
damn boii you havent? its a lovely sexual experience
>>79442157
pick one and we'll see

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>>79442379
Hmm, perhaps my qt russian Nastya ?

pic related

>>79442379

faggot

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>>79442495
damn thats a nice bod, lets do it
>>79442497
shh you dont mean that

>>79442585

don't be lewd with men. Only qts

>>79442585
Pay my ticket to Moscow lad and I'll arrange it ;)

Yeah she's just 18, but damn, that body. Cute face too.

I don"t like this serbian guy

Dude, you're too full of yourself. Do you even do anything else beside wasting time on that website?

>>79443672
>>/cp/ - /chadpals/

>>79443672

He squats and delivers lots of noodies for us. Only thing I dislike is how he still won't share his profile, although the rest of us have

>>79442157
>>79442379

Your both gay af

>>79443672
Why the hate dude, I didn't even login today or yesterday too I think

>Tfw no Russian gf

tfw qts keep looking at your profile but when you message them they read it and don't message back at all

h-haha what the fuck am i doing wrong
is my - ̗̀ no gf ̖́- aura too strong

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women are very silly and I cannot take them seriously if anyone is a girl here who is not silly please contact me

Which EU country has the most underrated qts and why is it Czech Republic? Hungary and Austria are pretty up there too.

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Hello. I was told there's plenty of cute girls here. Was I mislead?

>>79446131

There are lots

>>79446131
Depends, it's paradise for some, and war for others

only the strong survive

>>79445997
Autism.

>>79445249
How are you messaging them?

>tfw French girls wet themselves when I say I am Canadian

I wish I knew that before, only Brazilians do that too.

>>79446452

because... Caen

>>79446414
you're autistic for not getting the IRONY
Jealous pleb
kiss yourself

do people go on interpals for dating or friends mostly?

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who is this guy and why does he comment the same thing on every girls pictures

whats his end game /cp/?

>>79447122

It depends on be person Tbh

>>79447238

I asked a girl about him. She said he's nice but obviously beta and wants a gf

>>79447238
>not knowing THE chad of Interpals

That's Gustavo. He holds a monopoly on qties. If you're talking to a cute girl, chances are they're Gustavo's bitch already. I'm sorry you had to find out this way, anon

>>79446452
R-really?

>>79449762

Yep. Apparently every Brazilian wants to move to Canada or something, I don't get it but I'm all for dem thicc latinas with that sexy language here.

>>79449935
>>79449762

Also unironically the whitest people I've ever talked to were Brazilians. I've seen a girl with nipples super bright pink, as if a soft faded pink wasn't enough, her's were super saturated shiny. And her skin was so pale you'd lose her in snow.

>>79449488
Using the web to find a relationship is really sad, not good for the human race if dweebs are having offspring thanks to the Internet.

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Did you know there are 3 types of chadposters? Those who get nudes for pride,those who get fuck qts, and those who get nudes for others. Those are the three.

>>79450510

You know there are a lot of normal people that just aren't around girls during normal day life. So what else are they suppose to do.

Lots of men who work in all male career field are never around women.

>>79434744
>finally in Europe
>have access to all these tools to fuck women
>no longer fat and lift, moderately handsome
>considering every day about breaking my christian values and ravaging every women I meet

What do I do? Would sending and receiving nudes count as not respecting my christian values?

Anti depressants are shit. Im feeling worse than I did, only just got out of bed.

>>79450841
>finally in Europe
Stop right there.
What exactly do you mean by this?

>>79450841
Don't think Chuck cares about that man.

It's all about your values, not anyone else. If you find your values acceptable don't care about it.

But everyone respects a person who sticks to their ideals no matter what they are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnxkfLe4G74

>>79451298

It takes about 2 weeks for long term treatent to take effect. If you need fast acting shit you won't take regularly (panic attacks and shit) then get Ativan, if not well you gotta suffer 2 weeks of nausea, depression getting worse, etc.

t. knower

I never actually went throguh with the treatment but I have the pills so I know how it works.

>>79451298

I thought you were british man, get pissed and suck it up

Aren't you guys like known for that ?

>>79451332
Not a rapefugee if that's what you mean. I'm not white btw
>>79451418
It's fucking hard, I can't hide my boner in the U-Bahn for that long. Worse thing is that I'm not even actually christian, I just read the Bible and unironically thin sex before marriage is bad because that's the way I was raised despite my parents being catholic-lite who went once a year to church.

>>79451766
>Not a rapefugee if that's what you mean
Where are you from then?

>>79451766

>Not a rapefugee if that's what you mean. I'm not white btw


oh you're the chubby black USAer who was sexting with a german girl who had a boyfriend ?

> Worse thing is that I'm not even actually christian, I just read the Bible and unironically thin sex before marriage is bad because that's the way I was raised despite my parents being catholic-lite who went once a year to church.

Whether you believe in Chuck or not, is irrelevant. If those are your ideals stick by them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtZrKtQF9ns

>>79451479
Do you suffer mental illness? Most of my family on my dads side are on SSRIs and have been diagnosed with mental illness.

I just have to see my NHS physicist every few weeks and I havent been diagnosed with anything yet.

>>79451540
I dont like alcohol that much actually, but I love opioids

>>79451851
I'm from south america. For some reason I'm scared that you might know who am I so I won't tell you where exactly I'm from. I'm not brazilian.
>>79451910
Thank you based serbian, you give me hope.

>>79452009
>For some reason I'm scared that you might know who am I so I won't tell you where exactly I'm from
Kek. I can guarantee you that I don't know you.
What country are you from?

>>79451924
You're using tax payer money on NHS for mental illness, when that money could be spent on people who actually suffer from diseases and real health problems.

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>>79452121
Why do you want to know where I am from?

>>79452267
Gotta love socialized medicine

>>79452270
Just interested.

>>79451924

>I dont like alcohol that much actually, but I love opioids

Makes sense, been there, done that.

>>79452009
Good luck lad.

>>79452594
It's a country near the one which was visited by the nazis in their we wuz expeditions to many parts of the world.

>>79452267
nah, I have to pay for it.

>>79441262
I recognize that bulge!

>>79453947
From gay porn ?

>>79454535
Say it again

>>79454535
>Ah thank you for telling me, I thought it meant beautiful ;)

What is the most fire rap song you know /cp/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKiB8-2LK6s

Jesus Christ I saw a beautiful girl tonight.

>>79456319
My new psychologist is hot as fuck

>>79456354
are you the tranny?

>>79456367
Ye why

>>79454535
STAY AWAY FROM HER. SHE IS MY QT!!!!

>>79456397
why do you have psychologist?

>>79456420

Shit I don't want her

>>79456463
Because I am close to suicide on the daily and the normies tell me they can help

>>79456463
Because xhe is a tranny obviously.

>>79456687
Just she is alright. I'm a transsexual, which is a medical issue. I'm not a special snowflake who wants special treatment.

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>>79456319
i saw a beautiful girl on the sub today in between the two people sitting in front of me. i usually don't look at anyone but she was so pretty i had to

I want this Frenchie....

Help me chads of /cp/

>>79456793
Tell her you want to stick your baguette up her

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I give up

>>79456828

ok

>tfw no European bf

>>79456911
Me too. Nobody views my profile anymore. Back in the glory days of IP I could get tons. It's like the site is going extinct.

>>79457017
What is your profile?

>>79456995
are you the k-american qt? I will be your eu-american bf ;)

>>79457152
I am not the Euro bf poster but thnx

>>79457226
I'm not the eu-american poster but you're welcome

>>79452677
I think i know where are you from ...

>>79457314
thnx for welcoming me

the truth is that access many profiles and I don't feel like messaging a single one of them.

>>79457350
Not him but you're welcome

>>79457742

You're welcome too

rip thread

>>79458356

Maxilla anon will revive

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Going home today lads :(
Will take the hydrofoil from Vung Tau to Saigon, have lunch with her and say goodbye until whenever the situation allows meeting again.

>>79456463

He's a tranny.

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>>79458783
safe travels

>>79458783
Did you fug her at least ?

What you gonna do if her fiance catches you ?

>>79458783

Nice dude

>>79456658
dont kys.

Try taking LSD first.

>>79458933
this.

>>79458356
rip your mum

>>79459106
cursing my mother is ultimately unnecessary. I demand apologies.

>>79459168
Sorry

>>79459168
sorry

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https://imgur.com/a/NcmFz
https://oddshot.tv/s/8wESZT

>>79459725

What nationality is your fake account?

>>79459796
italian

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>>79459867

Of fucking course it is. Why is it that Italian men can be such sexual beings but literally can't maintain a adult life such as having a job?

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>finish watching the latest season of Narcos
>qt from Colombia views your profile

I just unleashed the most violent fart known to man and I am regretting it do much now

>>79460177

Will you vomit?

>>79460188
No. The horrific smell has dissipated

>girl telling me that a few years ago she got so depressed and self-hating that she'd just go out and find random men and tell them to fuck her, without her actually wanting it. Said she'd cry during the whole thing

What the fuck, I'm outta here

>>79460391

that's insane

Post her profile

what is the point of having fake accounts?

>>79460819
incels who cant get any girls, yet they make fun of me for having surgery and looksmaxxing

>>79460819

To get noodies and become bitter because how easily girls will drop for Chad's dick. It's depressing Tbh

>>79460833

But you're still ugly. Your maxilla looks worse

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>talking to South American qt
>refer to my country as 'America'

It's too easy

>>79460854
how does it?

>>79456727
Yes, you are a mentally ill special snowflake with genetics predetermined to make you feminine and thus mentally ill.

Go get castrated on private funding, and never use the medical system ever again.

>>79460833
post your profile so I can r8

>>79460835
yes, that's very sad. it is like coming with someone else's dick

>>79460856
only leftists are triggered by this kind of thing

Are south American qts worth it lad?

>>79461044
Only the wealthier, >white ones

>>79461044
>>79461073
>tfw no colombiana gf

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>>79461159

I-it's okay friend, Euro girls are b-better, haha-ha..

>>79461464
Y-yeh bro, master race amiright

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>>79462163

O-of course, h-how can non-white girls even c-compete

>>79462195
DELET!
captcha: (haus) avenida

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>>79462364

No

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>>79462378
>tfw living in a high sudamericano density neighborhood
>tfw they're all fat equadorenas

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>>79462400

Feels bad man

How do you guys get nudes from these girls?

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>qt tells me she uses male prostitutes

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>>79459725
W-what country is this from

Is it worth looking for some wife tier Mongolian or Kazakh girl on here?

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>>79459725
>>79464102
Is this the hottest bodied qt we've seen pictures of since the busty Turk?

>>79464486
Idk man, busty chick's often come with busty faces, not my thing fåvæ

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>>79464597
Good because I'm not sharing!!!! Stay away from busty qts they are all mine reeeee

>>79464636

no

>>79460391
Is she originally from Thailand, now US?

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>>79460391
>tfw you were not there few years ago

>>79464274
Probably easier to find a Finnish qt. We are basically Mongolians :3

>>79464486
>>79464597
How many norgebros are there cucking and fighting each other?

>>79465714
Seriously? I wanted to live in East Asia more so though.

>>79464486
Damn she's a qt and a half

>>79465864
she has saggy tits though

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>>79465939

>>79465951
her pics and vid were around about a year or so ago

/Kim-Nessa

>i like Mr. Erdogan and interested a lot in Otthoman Empire and some places in Turkey.
o fugg :DDD

>>79458933
>>79459077
I've done LSD. It's nice, but for just euphoric feelings ecstacy is better

https://www.interpals.net/RainOnTheWindow

>>79467101
>looks like a fag but has kids

>>79457323
Correct you peruANO.

>>79467101
Is he on this thread?

deadpals™®©

I want a girlfriend, im lonely. Its not my fault.

would anyone here like to be my practice girlfriend?

>>79467101
>looks like a fag
>wifey looks like a dyke
>married with a kid
wtf is going on here

Frenchie qt seems to enjoy talking with me. I asked her for whatsapp and she told me that she doesn't have that or Skype. She said she still has a Blackberry 2, and its a piece of shit. So she needs to buy a new phone.

Is that a legit excuse? Her messages to me are long enough that she's not avoiding me. She actually seems like she enjoys talking. It's just surprising to me she doesn't have something more modern. Although she said she doesn't follow commceralized societal trends (which I like about her)

>>79471418
Even that guy managed to find a wife.

>>79466082

She wants the D

>>79470702

It's because of your maxilla

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Got some nudes lads
not 100% sure they're real though

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>>79474062
B L U E
O
A
R
D

>>79474062

Country?

>>79474104
Looks Irish

>>79474062
I remember once there was a Belarusian girl that was sending people nudes. Some anon posted her Kik on here, I messaged her and asked to see her ass and she delivered. I thought she was fake so I posted her Kik on /soc/, a lot of people sent her dick pics... and she sent noodies. But 10min later she messaged me cussing me out because "4chan"

Oops, guess she wasn't a bot! :DDD

>>79474062
>a tiddie

nice.

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>>79458853
It will be very likely be solved during the next months :)
I might post the long story later (i.e. when i am home, jetlag free, and not busy texting my qt)

Last leg of the journey back now (TPE>AMS). Pic is still from SGN.

Such an amazing and emotional week, i think few people can have such an experience with their SO during their entire relationship, let alone after seeing her in reality for the first time.

Whatever happens next, no one can take the memories away from me, and I'm sure I would speak for her too when I say that.

I have like 700 photos and videos to sort during the next days, besides having a weeklong setback for my study (my holiday was already over when i went there). When I'm done I will post some here for sure. By the way, if possible, I will never travel during holiday season again, travelling is so much more relaxing when you can find seats and hotel rooms without booking in advance.

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>>79474114
apparently japanese-canadian

>>79474557

>I might post the long story later (i.e. when i am home, jetlag free, and not busy texting my qt)

Please do, I'm curious what all happened. I remember before your trip you were upset, but it sounds like things went very well

>>79458853
there was sex, yes, but I guess i'm not a nymphomaniac. On the first two days we were home late and tired, and the room wasn't exactly soundproof, the next three days we had no A/C, which held me back from physical exercise :)
the day before yesterday everything was perfect to enjoy each other, and the last day it was just too emotional, and i guess we both didn't need sex. Because it's so hot there, we usually spent our das like: go out after breakfast, walk around for 2-3 hours and have lunch, go back to hotel to shower, after showering cuddle naked, go out again, before dinner shower again and cuddle, then have dinner and go home to cuddle or watch a movie in bed.

Can't think of a better way to enjoy a short holiday together.

>>79474678
>Please do, I'm curious what all happened. I remember before your trip you were upset, but it sounds like things went very well
It's just so complicated for her. I'm very calm in my emotions but I can imagine most people would stress out in her situation. Just summarizing: he was her first (more than year before she knew me), later she found out he was not okay in many ways, she got depressed, i talked to her, and she wanted me, although she didn't dare to stop the marriage (family pressure, and uncertainty if I was sincere).

>>79474905

So.. what happens now? She clearly has been cheating on him with you. So, did she dump him?

>>79434744
How do I exclude all shitskin countries while searching?
There are shithles in Asia I don't want to see.
Who the hell need India

>>79475238
That way you can have curry milky

>>79475283
No.
Indians, Indonesians pinoys are not needed.

Fuck me

I just went for it lads

>tfw girls keep messaging me in French but I don't speak french

>>79475625

I had a Brazilian girl do the same thing. One of the translations was "don't you speak Portuguese? :)"

Bitch, why the fuck would you assume I speak Portuguese?

>>79465939
>>79465966
They are not saggy you virgin. You can't have E/F-cups without a slight tear shape, but that's not sag you mong.
t:titman

>>79475684
It's worse because I am using a french fake lmao

>>79475684
Fuck I'm actually having the same thing going on, just cause I told her Italian and Portuguese are similar

>>79475739
Well then why are you surprised she's messaging you in french ?

>>79474769
>>79474557

Grats anon, good luck.

Yeah you're right if nothing else at least you will have some nice memories.

>>79475825
I'm not surprised, just annoyed

>>79475863
Tell her this

>Madame j'ai l'honneur d'etre votre esclave

>>79476262
I have the honour of being your... slave?

>>79476382
Only sentence I know in french.

Thanks Dostoevsky.

>>79475370
I don't see too many Indians on Interpals to be fair

Deadpals

>>79479516
Ur mum is dead pal

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>>79479626
No Bullying blease :(

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GUYS

I think I won over the French hottie :D

>>79479867
Chicks dig pilots

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>>79479966

Wew, I'm sweating right now lad. Realizing this girl likes me.. what the fuck am I doing..

>>79480020
I don't suppose you're actually a pilot. Are you?

>>79480130

I am

>>79479867
Couldn't you have like had her when you were in france ?

>>79480147
Well I mean, you're set man. Enjoy!

You just lost the game

>>79480020
Give her the dicking of a lifetime.

>>79480147
Are you working as a pilot too btw? Or is it just a hobby?

>qt says she's bored
>wants me to tell her what to do
HELP

>>79480587
What does she like? It's better if you can do something together

>tfw you'll never be a pilot and live life on easy-mode, scoring whenever and wherever you want. Macchi, scoring for you is just child's play at this point, you have 0 excuses now. Become the Chad pilot you were destined to be

>>79480149

Different girl

>>79480178
>>79480349

I'm not working as a pilot yet. I'm training to work for the airlines. But I got my license a few weeks ago

To all who scored thus far.
Are you 10/10 looking males or would you consider yourselves average looking (as in not ugly but not perfect either)

>>79480879
That's cool. If you happen to fly close to her and stay maybe you can meet up as well

>>79480689

Lmao you're crazy if you think I'm a chad

>>79480914

We'll have to see. I do travel a lot so meeting shouldn't be hard

>>79481045
Good luck Andrew!

>>79481009
How can you be a pilot and not be a Chad?

>>79480882
I'm skinny, introverted and far from a 10/10. I somehow convinced my qt to come visit me back in 2015

>>79481357
Aw cute. Are you two still a thing?

>>79481357
Where was she from lad ? Who visited Russia

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Help lads

>>79481746
"You're cute too! :)"
Is it THAT hard? Jeez

>>79481746
Say
>did you just assumed my gender? Wtf?

>>79481400
We still talk but not nearly as much as we used to. The thing is that we were very close, but I feel as if I want to move on with my life and holding onto her is counterproductive. She's constantly negative and she hasn't done much in terms of improving her life. She still wants us to be a thing but I can't move on and make a success of myself whilst holding onto all this baggage. It was a necessary chapter in my life back then, but things, people and time moves on.

>>79481605
Sweden. She didn't visit Russia because I'm not originally from here.

>>79481746
My grandmother was raped by Russians after WW II, that's why I'm so cute)))

>>79480882
Scored 4 times, consider myself below average tbqh

>>79481889
Don't tell me you're the brit who lives in Russia ?

>>79481339

Be me

>>79481889
I understand... sometimes I wish I had the same strenght but my gf is getting a hold of her life so I'll hold on as well

>>79480882
I think I'm decent looking. I'd probably be an 8 if I put a bit of muscle on

>>79481746
>"is everyone in x country as cute as you?
You're in there

>>79481967
Nah I'm not a Brit

>>79481992
It's important to have someone who will progress with you, but also support you in life's ups and downs. When it's been a case of very few ups and a series of constant downs for the past 3 years (not in terms of the relationship, but in terms of self development), it becomes tiresome. I've got nothing against her and I had a great time with her when she visited me, but yeah, times have changed. Tbqh it felt like I was dating a teenager even though she's just one year younger than me

>>79481009
You may not be, but you could be if you tried. No joke
>>79480882
Average or slightly below. I've fucked 3 girls from interpals, 1 of them was way way out of my league. But then again she was cray cray

>>79481805
Wouldn't that be too easy?
Thought about adding a Russian compliment.

>>79481926
Kek, that would be pretty good actually.

Should I greencard farm EU qts or just settle for a Taiwanese one since I plan on living there for a while?

Decided I'm marrying my qt next summer, fuck it

>>79482485
but you gotta do the ))) too, not normal ones

>>79480020
How do I become a pilot

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>>79482685
RUS ))))))

>>79482685
Already using them every time I text with Russians.
I party adopted them into normal use already desu

>>79482635
who are you?

>>79482843
Brit who was living in Spain and has the Italian qt who lived with me all summer

>>79481357
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>>79482104
>>79482235
Thanks. From what I've gathered it seems it might be a website that actually gives a chance

>>79482235
>But then again she was cray cray
Tell us your story anon!

>>79434744
wtf she is stupid af

>>79483701
your mum is stupid af

>>79483722
my mom calls me stupid af

>>79483722
Shut up churka

>>79483837
I'm sorry anon.

But I'm still not your dad.

>>79483843
;-;

>>79483919
I dont want you to be my dad tit trickster!

>>79482697
Message me

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>>79483661
>be recently turned 18
>start talking to 26 yo canadian hottie who has a bf
>she wants average norwegian dick
>they break up, meet her in NYC and have a blast

fast forward to after high school and i have 6 months before i gotta go to the navy
17 days canada - 3 months NJ - 2 months canada
>while in canada she goes through my phone and finds out i chatted with other women
>the cray is unleashed
>i desperately try to contain everything while in the us while literally feeling like shit daily because of the situation and she goes crayer by the day demanding seeing through my phone, interpals, facebook etc
>go back to canada
>life is not fun
>end up going home to norway 20 days earlier than planned cause i couldnt take it anymore

i did have it coming, but doesnt make her less cray. Found out she lied about things before, she was actually 1 year older, and she had lost her job and pretended she hadnt for some time.
After our relationship ended, she found another norwegian guy who also broke up with her, which in turn broke her mentally.

Thats the short version i suppose, shes doing alright for herself now and im glad on her behalf, but i really dislike how much she has changed, she really is a narcissistic bitch.

And yeah almost forget, she super-stalked me when she stopped trusting me. Found out about /culturePals/, went through months worth of threads to analyze and find my posts to see if i had written anything incriminating. inb4 she reads this too.. Anyway, this was back in 2014 so all is well

>3am going for a shit
>notice Toronto zone WhatsApp text saying "ciao"
>reply "ciao"
>after 15 minutes of non response decide to block him and move on
>10 minutes ago decide to find out more and text him again
>"who are you?"
>"che?" (Italian for what)
>repeat question in Italian
>me

??? what is happening

>>79485562
keep us updated

>>79485742
I replied to him "e sticazzi, io chi"
let's see
3/10 worried right now

>>79485449
Caroline?

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>"che?" (Italian for what)

>>79485562
che?

I never know what to say to girls with empty profiles, any non-meme suggestions?

>>79485853
yeh boii, you Aleks? Idk what other norwegians itt who knows about this, well Elena too

>>79485968
>any non-meme suggestions?
Can't you just ask your normie friends if you want non-meme suggestions? Boring cunt

>>79480882
no. im around 1/10

>>79485982
Was she from Quebec? No, you don't know who I am... I don't know who you are either, I just know about a really crazy Canadian named Caroline who loved Norwegians

>>79486014
give me memes then friend

>>79486055
yeah thats my ex. How did you know her tho? I know she had another Norwegian friend who she met in person with his gf at some point. also one guy who wrote scripts and one guy from oslo who married a br

>>79480882
Girls say I'm attractive etc. but I don't believe them or anyone else. Trust issues and a bad past.

>>79486097
Can you message me on site? I wanna know if you are taking a piss at me or if this is real or not, I have some loose knots with said girl so maybe you can help a NEET out with some answers.

/albertoautismo

Diskresjon er en æressak fåvæ

How do I get a mommy gf?

>>79486333
I had a japanese busty mommy gf but then got tired of her. I kind of regret it 2bh. Her nipples were fucking fantastic

>>79486694

>Busty Japanese mommy gf
Lucky bastard, I'm jealous. Did she at least say "ara, ara!", at some point?

>>79486725
Maybe, I don't know, she couldn't speak English, we communicated with an automated translator

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To clarify about me and the norwegians exchange. I did not get cucked, i repeat, im still uncucked. #bless

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>>79487033
I got cucked though

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>tfw when 30yo canadian qt messages 20yo Norwegian chad, instead of 28yo beta you
>tfw cucked by a teen

>>79487382

Nooooo

/cuckedpals/

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>>79487648
I totally would, but then I remembered A FUCKING LEAF's busty qt. Maybe one day I'll make it and get a busty qt for myself, I mean stranger things have happened r-right?

(p-pls hold me and tell me ill make it or else i will have to turn to zyzz videos)

>>79487896
I already stole all the busty grills anon, I'm sorry

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>>79487922
Double digits confirms Italoanon has all the double Ds...

P-pls hold me?

>>79462400
Rome?

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>>79487987
we're all gonna make it bruh

All I want is a busty mommy gf who loves reading

feeling better today

>>79487896

What, Kate? She was a cunt

>>79488381

Is your swelling down?

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>>79479867
are you sure this is a great idea? i thought you said long distance sucked

>>79489765

I did say that..

I don't know, I'm sort of freaking out right now Tbh

>>79487987

You are a chad!

>>79482885


Yoooo! You're back! :D

>>79480020
Risky desu

>>79492868

Tell me please

>>79492928
I don't know mate just based on your past experience

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>qt sent me cookies
Like traveling the world without traveling

New

>>79493003
>>79493003

>>79492571
Yup. Not very frequent, I've other stuff to do and obviously don't need any more qts but I like it here. It's cosy. You're all invited to the wedding obviously. The party rather than the reception tho

lole

:^)

>>79485392
who are you m8