/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

nice guys post first

Thank God. Where the fuck did all these new assholes come from?

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>>79381314
>Gets out of jail
>starts putting out emotional music
he was raped

>>79381314
nice civvie

>>79381376
kys delivery fag. you dont deserve extra for being the status quo

got a delivery boy (You) in the other thread

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Ordering swiss chalet again. Americans don't know this feel.

>>79381376
>>>/d/iscord
>>>/r/eddit

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>I listen to xxxtencion

>>79381424
>swiss anything
glad i dont tbqh

>>79381444
acurate pic

*sips coffee*

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Swiss chalet sounds ruff

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misa

>>79381444
>knowing the going-ons of popular artists means you listen to them
I bet you think I actually listen to Taylor Swift too

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>>79381485
it's a little late for cof...
oh, worst coast

>>79381493
hehe

>>79381512

you probably listen to something dumb, like lil uzi vert

I drink coffee until around 6 anyways

>gook poster thinks it's in a position to judge me
lmao

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Got stickers

>>79381544
I actually exclusivly listen to pre-2012 EDM and Classical Italian Opera

>>79381569
you are mentally ill

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>I listen to EDM

>>79381598
>says the gook

you are obsessed with me
now shoo fly. don't bother me

>>79381618
missouri is the only state dumber and less white than california

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>Italian in my /cum/

>>79381583
don't understand what any of those are supposed to mean

XO TOUR Llif3 is a good song.

>>79381667
>ho ching chong missouri is onry state drumer an ress rite that carifonia

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>XO TOUR Llif3 is a good song.

>>79381677

Im actually american, but I dont have anything useful to say in /ita/ and 95% of the time they just ignore me anyway

i'm not a misogynist, but i like saying "roastie"

>>79381677
What have you been eating

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>>ho ching chong missouri is onry state drumer an ress rite that carifonia

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>>79381725

>>79381677
he's a failed history major expat

>>79381680
They just came with clothes I bought

Burn the disabled

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>>79381746
real original there

>>79381767
post clothes

history's the one thing Im actually good at, you peets coffee drinking yuppie

Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyQNvgVJyRM

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>Supreme
>Berkley, California

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>real original there

This is also a good song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6d4JVCnOy8
>>79381754
Placer's a history major? Sad.

>>79381798
quit goading the disabled. it's going to have a fit

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>>79381806
you're pretty good at flunking out of STEM
>KYLE

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>>79381839

CS is hard

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>Pennsylvania

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so masculine

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>missouri

>>79381865

I didnt flunk out of it. I got a b in my last class. But if I were to continue in CS classes, Id be an 8th year senior

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>t. ching chong ho

>CS is hard
LMAO

>8th year
fuck son, it took me 4 years to get 2 degrees, and my final semester included only 1 core course

>go to a new doctor for an appointment
>nurse makes some small talk, asking if i took the afternoon off of school for this
>i tell her i don't have classes in the afternoon today
>she apologizes after realizing i'm not in high school
literally about to graduate college, this is my final semester
feels bad

>>79382021
i know this feel all too well ;_;

>>79382021
grow a beard

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Tree... :(

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>>79381804
Don't want to photograph all of it so I'll post one
>>79381820
There a problem?

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>>79382021
t. you

>>79382130
F

You have to be a real brainlet or druggy to fail out of CS

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>>79382162
what kind of hell hole did this spawn from?

>>79382162
authentic CHI cuisine

>>79382189

I never failed out

>>79382162
Seems like something a mexican would do.

FACT: if you or any member of your family spends A SINGLE penny on your education, you don't belong in university

>>79382162
grotesque

>>79382245
true.
t. full ride scholarship
also am white and not poor

>all these Floridians on the road
Give a fucking break. Do they just hand out licenses with the oxy down there

>>79382245
fact: you are mentally ill

Fact: i am the object of some weirdo's obsession

have you ever heard the tragedy of darth plagueius the wise?

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>Post rock is the greatest genre out there

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>my knowledge of post rock extends from GYBE to one Swans album

i thought not. its not a story the jedi would tell you

Happy national Aeroplane day America!

>>79381707

>>79373486

>knowing about old fogey genres
i only listen to music that was made within the last week

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Post rock fans are the easiest redditors to upset.

*whispers to you*
what is post-rock anyway?

Rock fans in general should be culled desu, waste of space

>>79382476

good luck. There's tourists everywhere

>>79382530
kill yourself

wish this gook would put his energies elsewhere rather than trying to suck my dick all the time

Post rock=Rick and Morty

>>79382549
prime example

>>79382581
what

You still haven't told me about your problem with me, Connecticut.

darth plaugeius the wise was a dark lord of the sith so powerful and so wise that he could influence the midichlorians to create life

>>79382597
don't friggin reply to me

never heard of a heterosexual connetican

>>79382629
fucking cunt idiot

never heard of a californian with a loving father
>>79382612
no problem at all bud
>>79382667
ur ded

>>79382475
thanks, its a real BLAST

>>79382682
Explain your posts aimed at me, then

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>>79382537
I'll spot you by your virgin walk

was enjoying the lamb lasanga I made yesterday
>>79382708
it's an inside joke, sorry

Thanks for taking a hit for me, Windsor

>>79382735
Do you have a problem with my flags, bud?

>>79382763
no way bud, I love california

>>79382732

Im LITERALLY chad

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the future we chose

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>no

eventually he grew so powerful that the only thing he was afraid of was loosing his power which of course he did

really wish they never started those amish computer learning courses

>>79382855
>Amish
>computer
lol wut?

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>lol wut?

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the future we chose

>>79382913
what?

>>79382913

we have good reason to believe pennsylvania is actually amish

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>>lol wut?

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>>>lol wut?

>>79382951
.t russian election hacker

>>79382951
>new amsterdam
neato
>papal dominion of mexica
almost there anyway

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>>>>lol wut?

>gook
>amish
how does this work out?

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>>>>>lol wut?

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also a future we chose

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>dude we should like.. totally balkanize our countries

https://www.google.com/maps/@69.4651233,-132.5267553,8.63z
whoa

cascadia now

>>79383070
abandoned at birth in a feild by gook parents to busy for another child

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>>79382795
disgusting normie

eternal catposter strikes again

Dude we should like use a proxy from Denmark and post anime all day
>>79383111
Blocked

>>79383087
that's a lot of lakes

>>79383119
it all makes sense now

Who here wants to suck my penis?

>>79383167
florida

>Im LITERALLY chad
Placer it's almost 1 AM in Italy and you're still awake and posting on 4chan

everyone is obsessed with me

>>79383167
how tiny is it?

>>79383215
5.5 inches

clack is cool

Everyone is obsessed with me and how great I am.

>>79383195
literally whom?
>>79383240
might as well slap on a cock cage

pff yeah right

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>>79383191

I know

>>79383251
when I said that I admired your posts you told me to fuck off

>>79383278
go to sleep dork

>>79383195
i know this feel
just like at Penn.
half of his posts are about me

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nobody is obsessed with me

>>79383333
You're the new New Mexico

>>79383382
i don't understand

everyone seeks my approval but i hate you

>>79383423
He used to be obsessed with some guy from New Mexico

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Why is New Hampshire such a black sheep in the USA?

>>79383465
moron

>>79383278
>>79383191

real nibba hours

>>79383465
incorrect

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>gookjpg.jpg

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>>79383477

>>79383506
this

>>79383477
>>79383524
know what state i'm moving to

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>>79383524

>>79383367
:O(

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>Smart-elegant-man.jpg

*insults you despite the fact that you were nice to me*

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>>79383550
Employers expect you to actually work up here. Everybody I know that moved down south says people complain that they work too hard or too much.

you can tell a lot about a man by the kind of pictures he posts

EE > CS

>>79383609
>work
>bad
what's NH's information and technology industry like?

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>you can tell a lot about a man by the kind of pictures he posts

79383645
reddit opinion

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>>79383623
decipher this, faggot

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>>you can tell a lot about a man by the kind of pictures he posts

*ignores another action post*

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>jpg.jpg

*begs you fo your attention*

>>79383685
you wish you were fat enough to hide your shrivled dicklet

>>79383663
They get paid well but there is little growth

Jobs are very easy to come by here though, we have something like a 2% unemployment rate

>>79383677
t. bitter depressed codemonkey

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>>79383685
>that is considered slightly underweight in usa

kek

literally anything>>>CS

Fuck 90s kids
Where my 90s MEN at

>>79383812
>implying you're much better looking

>there are actual ugly people ITT right now
I'm out

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>>you can tell a lot about a man by the kind of pictures he posts

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i was very productive today!

i also bought some bananas.

>>79383868
why won't anyone put those children down?

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>>79383830
roast me

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>>79383887
what are you gonna do with them?

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you cannot stop me.

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>>79383908
>children
The bigger one is going to be a legal adult soon.

>>79383290
Be less bullyable

>>79383743
ugh it's looking like all the work is for Feds and universities

oh well, can't get everything you want

>>79383982
what the fuck really?

>>79383983
but being bullied gives me a boner

tfw no gf

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>>79383685
looks like piggy needs a butchering

>>79383945
You're so insecure about your appearance that you post pictures of other people and say its you

>>79383948
give me that fucking source, bitch

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>>79383999
She turned 16 this July.

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>>79384085
don't ever try to be sarcastic with me again, wh*Te boy

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>tfw no vampire gf to take care of as I grow older

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Going to go smoke canabis and play fallout 4

Remember to let the janny know if the Dane is acting out

later buds

>>79384130
nobody likes Italy

My name is Joao Silva and I'm a Brazilian immigrant

>>79384130
among the most pitiful posts itt
you have a ways to go if you want to be #1 tho

>>79384165
more of a fan of Argentina desu

>>79384159
>smoke for the first time in months
>lose my lighter
at least I have matches

One of my employees missed work to see a daca lawyer today. Going to fire him.

>>79384210
please hire me

Tonight's the night lads, I either get a gf or return to a deep well of debauchery and alcoholismo

wish i paid attention in school during ages 17-20

>>79384243
why

>>79384225
good luck bud

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What's your opinion of Norwegian-Americans named Samuel from Fredericksburg, Texas who are in a relationship with female CHIs names Marisa?

>>79384252
maybe i would have developed in interest in biology, chemistry, or programming

>>79384259
What the fuc even is this

>>79384259
who the fuck cares about those people?

>>79384279
none of those things are interesting in the slightest

>>79384259
she's cute

>>79384293
oh thank god

>>79384210
doing god's work

>>79384253
Thanks homie, I think it's going to turn out well though even if we don't end up dating though

>>79384293
biology is you brainlet
>>79384321
don't listen to farmers

>>79384210
I bet you voted for Drumpf too, racist.

>>79384259
>race mixing
bad

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why did america bomb nagasaki and cause a potato chip shortage?

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getting flinStoned tonight

>>79384259
I wish I was that guy. I bet his life is great

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>I bet you voted for Drumpf too, racist.

>>79384361
no fucking cunt it's not and brainlets only try to get interesting in those things so they don't want to kill themselves when they wageslave in those fields

>>79384390
Because the CIA invented time travel, found out about anime, and tried to stop it with the nukes. But they failed.

>>79384407
only a brainlet thinks it's about wages

>>79384422
that's bullshit, but i believe it

>>79384390
So they could dominate the chip market and force Japan to eat dry leaves instead

>>79384398
very good post

>>79384160
>>79384178
rude

>>79384407
>learning how living things develop and work isnt interesting
Jessica Christ man, kys

>>79384210
Why was he hired in the first place? The absolute STATE of this country

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>>learning how living things develop and work isnt interesting
>Jessica Christ man, kys

>>79384259
Don't care what snowniggers do.

>stamp collecting under the guise of "learning about how living things work and develop" is interesting
biology is no more a science than chemisty (sans QED)

>>79384492
obongos doing I assume

>>79384493
that's right pissbaby, mimic me, it's the only thing someone like you can do

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>>79384210
good

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>that's right pissbaby, mimic me, it's the only thing someone like you can do

When white people are rounding up non White's for deportation and confiscating Thier property I will remember all the BBC cuck and cumskin insults thrown my way on this board

>>79384535
doesnt make it uniteresting

>>79382141
It's cool but I couldn't pull it off

OFFICIAL /CUM/ POP RANKINGS
Grape
Root Beer
Cream Soda
Cola
Orange
Sprite
Dr. Pepper

>>79384587
unironocaly looks cool
>>79384590
>implyign the weak and impure won't be rounded up too
see you in the pits

>>79384631
Would be 100% correct if grape and cola were swapped

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>>implyign the weak and impure won't be rounded up too

>>79384631
>pop
also root beer #1
>>79384651
>cola
>any good

>>79384642
White People who pushed for immigration from third world countries will obviously be executed first

>>79384590
>his feelings can be hurt by nonwhites
do you get upset when a dog barks at you too?

>>79384674
prove me wrong

that's what I thought

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you can personally thank me for keeping Irma from obliterating the entire US

>>79384911
nah

>>79384702
No because I know the dog can't do anything to stop it because he is naturally lower then me, non whites have been given the gift of freedom, speech, education, and all the things that first world countries have to offer yet still act like subhumans

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feeling demotivated

>>79385010
a nice joke is usually good when you're feeling down, find a mirror

>>79384936
>know the dog can't do anything to stop it because he is naturally lower then me
and this is different for muds how?

>>79384911
>bullets comeback don't shoot
that phrase itself is funny

>>79385048
wish you would get shot

>>79385075
find me and kill me please

>>79385010
if you want to kys, i'll let you borrow one of my guns

>>79385120
thanks

discord is shit

>>79385055
I literally explained it, he was given the fruit of western civilization and it couldn't change his subhuman ways

>>79385159
Don't be rude

>>79385159
this

>>79385159
True

How do I fuck teenagers at 23 without going to jail

srs question

Reminder to eat your vegetables and practice your Japanese flashcards every day <3

>>79385280
you don't
simple as

>>79385120
/cum/ is a pro suicide prevention general, kys

i'm back from work guys

>>79385280
18 is technically a teenager

>>79385306
How will I take back the childhood that I never got to have because I was too busy being a bitch as a kid/teenager

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How do I get a qt iranian American gf?

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>>79385280
find a girl with the same disease of this guy

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>tfw tallest poster on /cum/

vegetables and other green things shall never pass my lips

>>79385165
you could give all that shit to a dog and it wouldn't change

>>79385399
nigga i'm 1.86

>tfw not a manlet
is there any better feeling?

>>79385410
Dogs are at least obident and loyal if you take care of them, the same can't be said for brown and black people

>tfw 6'2" built like a brick shithouse

>>79385403
Certified fatcuck

>>79385418
I'm 1.95

>>79385431
Not really, no

I hate my life

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Kind of wish I was a boy scout as a kid lads. My coworker showed me all his picture of hiking and shit with the lads when he was a young teenager and it looks like so much fun.

The uniforms were a tad faggy though

>>79385431
not being a brainlet is a better feeling imho

>>79385476
you can still go on hikes

>>79385476
>tfw never in the boy scouts
>tfw never played sports
>tfw never did anything when i was a teenager

>>79385515
I already do but the process of building up merits and ranking up from a young child to a late teen sounds neat to me

>>79385280
Hang out in the trashiest parts of town and do drugs with them. If they're damaged enough their parents won't be around or won't care

>>79385530
what did you normally do?

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*enters thr-

>>79385552
jack off, watch cartoons and play vidya
that was my life

New bread
>>79385593
>>79385593
>>79385593

I hate it when the days are shorter. It’s not bad now but when I leave work at 4 in December is already pretty much dark out

>>79385510
actually it feels just OK
i wouldn't expect you to know that tho

Been chatting online to an italian girl with giant boobs that used to be on reality tv. What should I ask her?