aloe edition
>aussie runtoids ACTUALLY joined up to serve in vietnam
IMAGINE IT
https://nypost.com/2017/09/08/councilman-resigning-after-secret-furry-life-revealed
>yanks
yodelling
>>79316773
fuck off we did our duty
NEED A 2D GF LADS
New laptop will be arriving tomorrow.
What are you lads waiting on?
>>79316707
quite want to put my willy in that
>>79316838
A POSSIBLE JOB OFFER
>>79316838
happiness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-IZWISZ8CY
legend
>>79316838
A girlfriend. ;_;
>>79316773
unlike the UK which is on the extremity of civilised europe australia and new zealand are in the middle of nowhere and the rise of communism in south east asia had direct implications for our national security, ergo a policy of 'forward defence' in partnership with the yanks designed to prevent communist regimes getting anywhere near us
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indonesia%E2%80%93Malaysia_confrontation
we even fought a very brief war against indonesia with other commonwealth forces, + the malayan emergency in the 50s
>>79316912
>n partnership with the yanks designed to prevent communist regimes getting anywhere near us
But mate, the yanks literally helped Communism become a global pandemic by literally funding them in the 40s.
Based thread splitter
>>79316902
right here :3
>>79316838
Was waiting on a raise, then I got it but it was considerably less than what I was asking because I got fucked on my review by my department lead 'cause he's a petty childish dickhead. Now I'm going to go throw him under the bus to the owner to clear the bullshit he said about me on my review and hope he gets fired at the very least.
Looking for unskilled work but don't know where to apply, tried a few restaurants with no luck and my local coles, woolies
>>79316707
I want to suck and swallow all the jelly.
>>79316951
the same can be said about radical islam after their activities in the 70s to fight off the soviets in afghanistan and constantly propping up wahhabi shitholes like saudi arabia and the gulf states
just part of life really
>>79316960
Oh hey. x
>>79316999
Height?
GENUINELY SAD THAT I WILL NEVER GET TO SEE ANAL CUNT LIVE...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R9sviIQcOw
>>79317014
180 cm.
>/int/ has threadwars too
wew
>>79317036
willy surface area?
>>79316838
had a guitar refinished and fitted with new pickups, getting it back tomorrow. VERY excited.
actual thread
>>79316562
>>79316562
>>79317093
>guitar
the virgin instrument
>>79316912
the united states of america thanks you for your service, austria
https://youtu.be/_QVjG6V1yqc
>>79317102
yeh, hard to play in my band without one though tbf
No toil till Wednesday.
>>79317151
Fuck's sake this is beyond the pale
http://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/italian-restaurant-proudly-shows-off-photos-of-staff-with-very-shit-celebrities/
Only leave the house 8 times a month. What about you?
Doing some shopping
Bought a new belt
>>79317204
haven't left the house in 2 weeks
no emails for 3 weeks
Any of you lads want to ruin my arsehole?
>>79317255
One acid enema coming up.
>>79317255
bent nonce
>great shitain
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF_dwlt3_CM
http://hornbunny.com/videos/sister-and-brother-hanging-out-12659.html
genuinely one of the greatest kinos I've ever seen
Post nice poems about wearing a cloak.
>rohingya Muslims acting like gigga niggas and being human garbage as usual
>Burmese are fed up, try to kick them out (lose lots of lives in the process)
>Western media weeps crocodile tears over the poor sweet innocent peacenik Muslims
>loads of propaganda floating around now about how Buddhists are are evil warmongers
not that I think Buddhists are some ultra-peaceful hippies they are often made out to be, but its really a sad state of affairs, and the "reaction" against them is so obviously a load of horseshit.
>>79317516
what did the muzzies in myanmar even do
>>79317496
I once knew an old French bloke
He'd always wear a blue cloak
The man was a dog
a despicable frog
Every time he spoke I'd hear "croak".
>have female friend
>used to see eachother only occasionally but now it's almost every week
>we're talking about doing something for the 1 year anniversary of when we first met, both of us are excited about it
>...
>going to London, will probably wander around some museums and galleries
>then to Hyde Park Winter Wonderland
>then dinner
>then to a concert
>she's suggested that we stay the night in London
Is it going to happen lads?
>>79317603
fuck off normie twat
>>79317603
Yes it is.
>>79317603
>>have female friend
Wish I had one of those.
>>79317603
only if you make it happen
>>79317642
Sorry m8
>>79317575
there's an active muslim insurgency going on
though now that they're losing they want to talk
went out on the lash again last night
spent a couple of hours with a hot girl, dancing, snogging, fingering, and having my dick grabbed
what about you lads?
Why is he dressed like CIA
>>79317575
destroy temples
evangelize and attack "heathen" sites"
rape and beat up people in gangs
typical stuff
I don't blame the Burmese at all for wanting them gone, they are only there to begin with because the British put them there.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY
>>79317672
work, home, video games, sex, sleep
>>79317603
doubt it
>>79317676
her nipples are protruding. disgusting!
>>79317676
who is that pengting
>>79317496
>Thou keep'st thy rose-leaf
>Till the rose-time will be over,
>Think'st thou that Death will kiss thee?
>Think'st thou that the Dark House
>Will find thee such a lover
>As I? Will the new roses miss thee?
>Prefer my cloak unto the cloak of dust
>`Neath which the last year lies,
>For thou shouldst more mistrust
>Time than my eyes.
americans kept the author of the poem in an iron cage in their concentration camp after the ww2 btw
Any thai men in?
a tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCZbnvzRUjQ
Post your youtubefu
>>79317800
HOL UP
*EATS CRICKETS*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*GETS A SEX CHANGE*
WE WUZ BENDERS N' SHEEIT
*PIMPS OUT OWN CHILDREN*
>>79317833
good post
Listening to Taylor Swift - You belong to me.
>>79317516
Just kill any white you can catch. They are all progressives and supporters of mulitculturalism and white genocide. Kill all of the fucking whites, or they will make themselves extinct
>>79317901
bit racist
>signing up to go fight farmers with Yanks
some duty
i'm literally snuggled in bed with my model 12 winchester. i am such an asshole
>>79317892
is that karlie? why doesn't she look at gangly in this picture
>>79317188
fucking hell talk about kicking a man when he's down
>>79317603
this is the average /brit/ poster
now you understand why /brit/ is the worst general on this site
thank you
>>79317924
Loaded?
seeing a lot of Mel B around recently
>>79317603
sounds really really gay
>>79317969
why would you keep a gun not loaded
i sleep with my AR and my 12ga sits beside the bed and watches
>>79317929
no idea, perhaps women appear more attractive when towering over manlets
>>79317969
never for the winchester in the home. remington in the closet stays loaded
>>79317929
because she's clearly been photoshopped you melt
>>79317603
if it didn't happen in the first year it wont happen now
>>79317603
>the 1 year anniversary of when we first met
and you're not even already shagging her lmao who the fuck celebrates a friendship anniversary you freak
>>79317488
Thanks for that. Just fiddled with my willy while enjoying that kino.
>i'm literally snuggled in bed with my model 12 winchester. i am such an asshole
>>79318031
kek this
Hey lads, I have a quick language-related question (there's no /lang/ so I figured I'd ask you instead)
In this sentence:
>having or showing an ability to accurately assess situations or people and turn this to one's advantage
If I replaced "an" with "the," would it still be grammatical? Is there a difference in meaning? I know the general difference between a/an and the, but with abstract stuff like "ability" I feel like I could easily argue for either to be correct
>>79316990
Bloody yanks.
>>79318056
oh fuck this is accurate lmao
>>79318056
i'm not a "tanner" though. i just love my guns
never heard anything more pathetic than celebrating your 1 year friend anniversary
>posts then runs away
https://www.windy.com/?24.056,-82.156,7
Key west status: FUCKED
APOLOGISE
deadpool is one the most unfunny yank shit i've ever watched. pure cringe
>>79318067
both are fine but I'd personally use 'the'
>>79318067
yeah it still makes sense
What books you lot reading then?
>>79318107
>yank shit
it's reddit shit. It appeals exclusively to left-leaning numales
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfAJeFUxqcU
>>79318083
she probably wants to shag him but I guarantee he's too much of a sperg to EVER make the first move
>i'm not a "tanner" though. i just love my guns
>>79318091
isn't it funny that the storm surge is at 4.5 meters but the entire tiny island is at sea level
shame about the hemingway house, super pretty place
>>79318131
Haven't read a book in about 6 years. Last book I read was To Kill A Mocking Bird in Highschool. Haha
>>79318140
>stevie nicks
my boy!
>>79318091
it says the wind is only 80mph, that's not very much
>>79318109
>>79318118
thanks
i enjoy bullying brit posters on /int/
>irma wants to destroy THIS
wtf nature
ma chain hits my chest
when im bangin on the dashboard
just copped this for my son
>>79318171
this websites upperlimit isn't designed for hurricanes
its actually more like 185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic
Love Canada.
Why is this the most hated general on this whole site
I don't read books /pol/ has all the info I need
>>79318150
HOW do you know of this
stop posting it i don't like it
>>79318181
don't get it, it's not even that nice. Like if you didn't tell me this house belonged to ernest hemmingway I wouldn't have looked twice at it
v. v. odd
>britsissies hate hunting
The last book I read was a pamphlet about HIV in 1993.
Choon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGMSfiH850o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWerj8FcprM
Love Russia.
>>79318226
just iconic florida architecture, it's way cooler in person because of the atmosphere you're in
>>79318204
I don't understand. What is the website for if it can't accurately gauge windspeed? How do you know the hurricane is very powerful then?
>>79318212
because literally nobody likes brits on this board
notice how you'll only find brit posters in this general?
>>79318239
woofter
can't load any livestreams from key west
guess everyone is dead
>>79318243
HAHAHA LAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3ZL8ZVWVz8
>HOW do you know of this
>stop posting it i don't like it
DRRRUUUUUMMMMPPPPPFFFFF
>>79318279
no they're just gone
>>79317603
>the 1 year anniversary of when we first met
fucking dying
kill yourself
>>79318275
I'm not gay, I just have a fetish for being buggered.
>iconic florida architecture
>>79318263
can you stop being a nitpicky autist for one moment
the website works perfectly for any non hurricane true windspeed related weather needs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E34ewVKNYFs
>posts link to poorly designed website that can't even measure the things it's meant to measure accurately
>wow! americans literally btfo! look at this hurricane's destructive power with these useless metrics that aren't accurate!
what a strange fucking post. weird cunt
>>79318306
Perfect tits, that Jill Valentine.
>>79318306
sophie
>>79318330
>quoting and insulting other posters without actually replying to them
the virgin post
>>79318313
But you literally used it to tell us about a hurricane
you're definitely missing a few braincells you weirdo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjGB9hc5huk
i'm here to get you into some good music
NO TRUMP
NO KKK
NO FASCIST USA
>>79318348
don't know why she always seems like a giant, she's only 5'8
>>79318295
POOOOOOMPUSSS
might put something naughty up my bum
I don't need to quote him. He knows who he is, as do you you petrol sniffing abo
>>79318330
imagine being THIS much of a faggot
the website accurately shows the location of the thing which is all I wanted to convey
if you need some website sliders to inform you that a cat 5 hurricane is powerful then you're just an obtuse mong
dont ever pseudoreply to me again
eating lifesavers
TRUMP
KKK
FASCIST USA
>>79318267
I wasn't just talking about this board, but the site as a whole. I'm not a fan of Brits desu, not a fan of Aussies and Kiwis either. No offense.
is GoT responsible for the rise or incest porn
Florida Keys are absolutely fucked lads
proof:
http://uk.soccerway.com/national/england/premier-league/20172018/regular-season/r41547/?ICID=SN_01_01
>>79318396
yeah nobody likes the perfidious albion lol
they combine the worst attributes of every ethnicity
>>79318402
there was a porn parody of it
>>79318381
Like a shoplifter?
>>79318358
so you have the pathetic brand of autism huh
how sad you are to have wound yourself up about this
>>79318415
third worlder opinion
https://youtu.be/a-WQUSTRWG0
wobbler
>>79318402
fucking hate incest porn, ruins otherwise decent pornstars
xev bellringer needs to stop with that shite
http://www.earthtv.com/en/webcam/london-millennium-bridge
jesus fuck, looks like the hurricane has arrived in florida and it's a big one!
>watching a hurricane webcam
>people in the chat blaming hurricanes on HAARP
why can't conspiretards keep quiet for 5 fucking minutes?
Had sex with a 12 year old chav girl last night while listening to this. Didn't last the song desu.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2MHhLDCJ57E
>>79318431
>when somebody calls you 3rd world but their hdi is way lower than yours
>fucking hate incest porn, ruins otherwise decent pornstars
>xev bellringer needs to stop with that shite
>>79318454
link?
>>79318445
Hate when she pretends to be a mother desu. I just want to see her fat chebs without that nonsense
>>79318466
didn't say anything about you, i said the attitude
love xev bellringer me
>>79318459
>>79318487
[your country must have a good hdi to view this post]
xev bellringer is literally only popular because she does that type of roleplay
she wouldn't even be relevant with generic porn
>>79318414
crease
>muh hdi muhfugga
the third worlder obsession
>>79318499
LOVE this image mate
mind if I?
>>79318445
>>79318485
fucking gaylords
incest porn is the patrician fetish
>death grips
ahhhh yes
modern "art"
The gherkin! The oldest building in London and infamous host to World War 2.
NO GODS
NO MASTERS
>>79318544
yes
wishing i had a jap gf desu lads
>Death Grips
haha no you don't get it - it's not SUPPOSED to sound good
>>79318545
this
bit rich that perfidious comes from the frogs given what vicious, warmongering cunts they were
>>79318485
want to watch "Bratty Sisters Converted To Sex Bots" but the sisters thing is offputting
>>79318559
>4 likes
fantasising about punching out black lads again lads
death grips IS good
you're just painfully obvious contrarians
WONDERING IF I HAD A JAP GF DESU
>>79317676
Completely inappropriate wear for a school teacher can literally see her tits
>>79318337
FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WYPIPO
If you don't like Death Grips you should just stop breathing.
legit hate that incest shit too
fucking disgusting, especially if you have a sister
Had a dream I went to Burnley and the town centre had dozens of people lying in the streets whacked out on spice
>>79318609
William doesn't pay £15k a year for some frumpy butters teacher mate
business idea: 18 year old gf who looks 14
don't have a sister so I don't care
How to tell if someone was a /brit/ original? Easy, he's not a rorke. Old /brit/ was very left leaning with a stong antifa presence.
>>79318610
koko sad
>>79318631
Fuck your sister and then say that.
>>79318631
yea its weird how popular it is
incest and trannies/"futa" both
>>79318631
LITERALLY a jew plot to further weaken the white race
>>79318633
sounds like you went to Manchester
theory: incest porn only appeals to those that don't have siblings
>>79318635
profit margins will be bleak
>>79318669
then why does literal incest exist
>>79318635
Rather have a 14 year old gf that looks 8 tbqh.
Really wish you lads would stop making these
Lads what if North Korea has a hurricane machine?
remember that /brit/ meetup years ago when all the lads got together and handed out soup to refugees?
good times
at upload event to meet all of my favourite youtubers :) can't wait to take selfies with the sidemen
>>79318683
Chinese hoax.
>>79318635
>>79318684
Awkward vegan dating stories on the hookup lads.
remember when there were real refugees
>>79318698
hahahaha
>>79318664
this desu
in a bad way lads, digging cocaine bogies out me nostrils and it's a bit bloody
love seeing women getting shit likes on their profile pictures
>>79318697
>>79318697
>those feet
giving up weed for a while starting from tomorrow
>>79318635
back in sixth form there was one who literally looked 8
reckon it was some sort of growth hormone problem
>new silent justice video
maximum comfy lads
>>79318697
North Korea is about 40 years off from being able to build a vending machine, let's not be silly.
>>79318756
NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE
got an incest fantasy but im not attracted to my sister
If I had an attractive cousin I'd fuck her in a heartbeat
>>79318697
this thot looks so fucking southern it hurts
>>79318789
yet they can build Hydrogen bombs?
some real metagaming with the tech tree there
aussies are fucking dickheads ain't they
don't like em
not a single one
>>79318799
not a chance she'd fuck you muppet
>>79318816
Even sparrows can build hydrogen bombs, let's not get carried away.
>>79318794
>SHOULD OF
back to Key Stage 2 with you
>>79318643
fuck you on about
people just argued about crisps
the dynamic changed completely once all the spee refugees arrived
>>79318799
>got an attractive cousin
>always used to be so likeable, used to sit her on my knee as I did flash animations for her and she found it amazing
>now she's academically successful and on some sports team, wants to go to the olympics, has some olympian bf
>i'm a failure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD4hoVHck2Y
Please help, I started a fart in 2008 and it still hasn't stopped.
>>79318857
NEED a blonde cali type slut gf
>>79318845
>expecting illiterate bandits to have perfect grammar
no you
most of Pyongyang is a decrepit shit-hole but they make sure the facades of buildings look ok so as it to fool the population and foreigners.
you also get banned from the country permanently if you photograph any poverty, people eating grass or statues of the glorious leader from behind.
>>79318845
that's the joke kiddo
first month ere?
>>79318788
why do they have yank accents if this is in the UK?
>>79318816
Even they can build hydrogen bombs
lads ...
>>79318869
actually think these people deserve to die, they aren't just destroying the country for themselves they are destroying it for us and future generations
>.
>>79318884
what? new one is a irish bloke and a british nonce
>>79318875
>>79318880
>haha that's the joke!
bog off you pair of scouring pads
>actually think these people deserve to die, they aren't just destroying the country for themselves they are destroying it for us and future generations
>>79318910
name?
>>79318910
Would like to put my willy inside her.
>>79318931
butthurt grammar correcting idiot
>>79318950
>butthurt
FOY
>>79318933
fuck off crossposter
>>79318908
what is this x
Imagine how totally 100% different your life would be if you were born very attractive. Really makes you think.
>>79318862
>sports team
what sport?
>>79318963
stop crying loser
>>79318931
an old meme la,
>>79318997
you can say that about any variable
being attractive is obviously preferable but it doesn't make life the free-ride you think it does, unless you're model-tier female
How's my girl impression? Going to get a sex change by wearing a dress and acting like a cunt.
Hope you're having an epic day!! XD
*exfoliates*
why isn't hate preaching in UK mosques more of an issue?
God is punishing Trump's America
you arrive in britain
Would probably clump a few people if there was a brit meetup
>>79319078
is that gay slang? fuckin woofter
>newpoofs
NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE
God is punishing us for gay marriage
currently listening to the yogpod. on the LARPing episode if anyone cares
>>79319076
if u actually did the poo why would you ever go on telly?
jezza k dollars can't be that good
>>79319091
It's when you poo into each others pooing bum, then wait for the poo to dry so you're tied together by shitty arsehair.
>>79319113
me on the left
>>79319113
hemingway house ded
cats ded