Culture Pals /cp/ gen49

>>79291481


Feminism is a cancer that needs to die. They want men to worship them, but also be treated "fair". It's not about equality

>>79291581
*grabs the popcorn* kek

What is this?
And how does it even work?

>>79291654
I got this. But who pays in cafe? You went in cafe with girl? i mean a romantic date.

>>79291808
Your mother pays, cyka.

Evening lads))

How do I get hungrier? I want to finally make my pancakes.

>>79291882
I dont understand you. Are you reall brit or russian migrant maybe?

>>79292005
Take a shot or two of vodka. Good way to invoke appetite

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>>79292112
We're all russians here.

>>79292005
You'll eat them at night? 20 o'clock in Berlin now.

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>>79291725

Hurricane Hunter is about to fly into the storm

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>>79291725

Here's my aviation app,

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>>79290195
ppl with bad past have bad future. I dont believe in hookup culture

>>79292186
Jesus Crist, pedorahi everywhere.

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>>79291735

Message QTs

>>79291725

Another

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaErEed7UPI&feature=youtu.be

LIVE LOOK IN at Marathon.

Its going to get fucked hard.

>>79292132
Only have port wine and beer and don't want to open the port wine yet.

>>79292218
Yep, I'm actually in Berlin.
It's weekend so it's okay. I'll eat them as dinner.

>>79292306
What do the colours mean?
Intensity of rain? Wind?

>>79291735
A general for IP users.
Some learn languages, some just talk to people, some are trying to find nudes or gfs...

>>79292345
гepoям caлa

>>79292555

For that one, rain. The other image is wind and surf

>>79292519
You live in east or west part of Berlin? They have pretty much difference?

>>79292727
fuck out, animal.

>>79292786
H O H O L

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>>79292828
consider speaking proper english for once in your life

>>79292519
Drink das beer

>>79292884
just shut up, azer's bitch, i dont wanna talk with you.

>>79292727
Salo upalo

Xerovo salu!

shall I write my intention of trying to find a girlfriend and possibly a wife on the homepage?

>>79292828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ582Subd_E

>>79293078
You don't have to be so aggressive buddy.

>>79292786
I live in the west, but not far from the east.
There isn't really a difference. Only the colours of the street lanterns and the symbols on the traffic lights change, lel.
The are differences between the east and the west of Germany though.

>>79292884
Top kek, or to make it a bit hohol, tip kik.

>>79293207
No, you'll scare them with that

Does anyone remember arzu and this one russian girl?

>>79293981
arzu sounds turkish. literally means "desire" mmmmm fucking hot.

>>79293981
Who's arzu?

>>79294070
>>79294101

I think she was armenian or something. IIRC her parents even wanted arrange her a wedding with some guy, lel

If you'd remember arzu, you"d know which russian girl I mean

>>79294325
i dont know them. but arzu is a turkish name

>>79294325
Azeri

Why do Finn girls like me so much, and why are they willing to get sexual with me so quickly?

I like it

Every girl on this site is 2/10

>tell physiatrist you are going to kys cause your ugly like a 2/10

>he tells you youre not ugly and just gives you SSRIs

"first world" health care.

>>79296321
dont use it man, dont take pills

>>79296421
but all I do is post here for 10 hours a day complaining about being ugly.

>>79296488
Why don't you disconnect the Internet then

>>79296488
then just go outside to a coffee shop right now and drink a coffee.

Profiles not loading in properly or just me? Photos won't load on most so probably IP being shitty again.

How do I get cougar qts and can anyone share experiences with them they've met on IP?

>>79296488
Go to a bar or club anon, best way to find girls desu.

>>79297440

>go to bar or club
>best way to find girls

Yeah, degenerate whores

>>79293078

kek, are you the ukie that wanted to be with "aidsy-chan" ?

>>79296488
Post profile

>>79296185
No.

>>79296321
First world health care enables you to do this, but you can do whatever you like.

>>79297440
theres no way Im going to a club, I suffer to much anxiety to even log into a shitty broken pen pal club and message girls.

It takes me 2 grams of weed and 4 Budweisers to even log in, and then I barely message anyone because the first page always has my profile with my ugly mug on the front page.

>>79296643
everywhere is closed its 10 here

>>79297921
>everything closing so early

Also it's not even 10 at your place.

>>79296105
They are slutty. Looking for a pure qt. What country do you recommend?

>>79297921
has to be 9.40 but yeah. i am sure you can find an open coffee shop.

>>79297992
everywhere is closed apart from one that is 25 minutes away and next to all the night clubs

>>79297921
>>79298083

>everything is closed.

What really ? On weekends ? That sucks cock

>>79298083
then go to a coffee shop tomorrow morning.

one way or another you have to learn to stop with the excuses and start with properly living a life.

>>79298304
im good looking now though, all my friends tell me and when I went out to a 24/7 a girl came up to me and started flirting with me

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I miss her

>>79299785
then why are you still so autistic about your looks? you are either trolling or idk.

>>79300376
I told ya amigo, you gotta move on...or make things come back!

>>79300409
i get depressed when I look in the mirror (true story) and I just want a girlfriend.

>>79300376

Me too

>>79297985
I recommend finding a cute high school qt, chances are they're too young to have been a slut or they haven't even have sex. have them fall in love with you and teach them how to be pure.

>>79302479

and by pure I mean a slut only for your eyes

http://imgur.com/a/D4vYz

You want this?

>>79303977
No

>>79303977
sure i guess.

i feel like i am losing all my sex drive lately.

whats a good first message?

>>79304284
Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you my babies

its going to be 6 months until I can get a girlfriend.

>>79304284

I usually just ask them if they are reading anything interesting at the moment.

>>79300755
Make things go back

Who's the oldest guy in this General?

>>79304975
G a r m o

>>79304975
me. 18

>>79304975
27 here

>>79305086
You beat me by a year

>>79304128
Stop fapping and especially porn.

im good looking now, in 6 months I will be the best looking person on this god forsaken general.

>>79294325
I think you're talking about Ada?

btw Korean slang for a virgin is 아다 which pronounces as "ada"

>>79305209
i rarely fap these days, like once a week and dont watch porn for 3-4 months i guess.

>>79305268
low test detected
ignore the kraut

post the best looking girls on interpals.

>>79305545
/Sunbather
/Enaaa

>>79305545
/queenren

>>79305687
>/Sunbather
nice

>/Enaaa
shit

>>79305707
>/queenren
pretty good

>>79305545
That would be me.

>>79305687

.t Rachel herself

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Now I know why my virgin cutie won't take off her panties

http://rupharma.com/phenibut/

gonna buy this. See u later geeks, going to get rid of anxiety and cuck u all LMAO

>>79306193
Not that semen demon.
https://my.mixtape.moe/jmvqvl.mp4

>>79306386
Yeah I guessed as much, was just joking.

>>79306343
I bought noopept off them, it might take a while to arrive but they're reliable

>>79305707
>that jawline
She looks very Germanic to me.

Has anyone here had sex with a girl you met from culture pals? I only used the website once before briefly ages ago so I'm not an expert on it

But I'm always travelling around Europe so it would be nice to have a girl waiting in my destination that I've already spoke to

>>79307086

I haven't. But many anons have. One just posted here the other day mentioning he had lots of sex with qt

>>79307211
I think I'm going to make another profile and give it a go
I'm below average looks wise but not ugly enough to not get anywhere

>>79307550
what are your flaws? Looks wise. And dont let it get you down. Just be confident. Im sure you will find someone.

>>79307086
Yeah sure plenty of people have, some travel, some qts travel.

Depending on where you live what is easier.

But eh don't get attached. to be honest some anons had success with that too , but some ended up like two poor norwegians guys

>>79307086
I haven't told this to anyone yet but last year I visited my qt in Russia who had very rich parents and her father hated me. Kept calling me a 'desperate creep' etc, and wouldn't let me eat dinner with the family (he put a laptop on the table and made me watch with webcam, because ''I belong on the other side of a screen at best''). It went OK but we don't talk now.

I guess they were rich because of oil so I had the last laugh heh

>>79307609
I'm not too sure tbf, I wouldn't say I have a particular stand out flaw but I'm just not that attractive in general
>>79307620
Not planning on getting attached, I just want a local girl to show me around each new city I visit and hopefully be able to shag them
>>79307665
This almost seems like a pasta hahaha

>>79307620

And some end up turning to MGTOW :D

>>79307696
is there anything you can do to improve in general, like lose weight?

>>79307707
cringe

>>79307707
Who ?

Don't think pilotbro is really MGTOW to be honest.

Just not looking for a relationship right now or sex

>>79305825
Post profile girl (boy)

>>79307752
Yeah I could do with losing some weight although I'm not huge
I am working on that thought and nought a bicycle last week and have been riding daily
I didn't mention before but I'm really tall (6'6 not even lying)
Do you reckon I should put this in my bio as it's my main asset I guess and what makes me stand out

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the perfect profile

>>79307834
dont ride it daily thats fucking retarded. Have atleast 2-3 days off. Try and find a proper cycle cardio plan with goals to hit distance or times wise so you can actually track your progress. Also diet is the most important thing, calcualte your TDEE and eat 500 under it. Use cronometer to measure your calorie intake. Make sure you get enough protein. Like 1.5 grams per lb of bodyweight. Also start lifting, you wont gain muscles because its very hard to gain muscles and lose fat as a natural, but 45 minutes in the gym 3 or 4 days a week will help you burn a lot of fat.

If all else fails just use DNP or meth or something lol

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>tfw 2 months in and have barely made any friends

>>79307821
You first

>>79308032

tfw, advantages of an alcoholic south slav

tall , but not fat, maybe a bit skinny.

Can eat anything, at any time and not get fat. Literally ate 5 hours ago at 23, and eating right now again at 04:00

Junk food, cola, whatever, 5th time I eating today. Or well the first today, but I've got 4 more!

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>tfw no gf with a toned body

>>79308193
mfw 3 months for me and nobody talks to me on IP. I managed to get some girls WA number but she's barely even on it despite saying it would be easier to talk on there

>>79308551

>tfw no gf at all

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>>79308193
>>79308586
after one failure i havent interested on anyone there

>>79308551
https://my.mixtape.moe/shdvda.mp4
iktf

>>79309051

When will she realize you're fake?

>>79309051
My ex had the same body as that. Small tits and toned body, except it was more feminine toned instead of muscular if that makes any sense

>>79309333

Those trips make sense

>>79309270
Nobody will ever know!

>>79309716

I know!

>tfw still no qt white gf

My qt is finally coming to see me, I still have to wait though, but wish me luck lads. I hope my autism doesn't scare her in person, also she's a virgin.

In my past three years of using interpals I have realized that American girls are scum.

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3 hurricanes

http://imgur.com/a/rJj74

>>79311566
Doesn't it get boring? Do you ever lose?

>>79311719
what do you mean lose?

>>79311747
Do you ever not get the nudes

>>79311986
of course, nobody wins 100% of the time
but then again i dont actually converse with these whores for longer than an hour so its expected.

is there a repository of fake dick picks somewhere

[spoiler]cuties don't exist in Florida[/spoiler]

Can Tinder fags and fake cucks get out? I wanna see Interpals qts that real people worked for.

>>79311488
>1488
too bad jose isnt gonna do anything

>>79311566
>cant even install snapchat because i'm too lazy to unroot my phone so I cant even do this

>>79312242
This

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>tfw I miss her

>tfw no Russian gf

>girl on WA hasn't texted me in almost 6 days

Ahhggg

>>79314947
I really know that feel

>>79310741
What country is she from and where will be be staying?

>>79314638
cuck

>>79314947
It's over chica

>>79309051
What cuntry is this girl from?

>>79315264
It's never over

>>79315264
eh, who knows? she hasnt been online with IP or WA in this time span

>tfw you're remembering her voice by pressing replay

>>79315978
Maybe she's ded?

>>79307086
Yeah, 30 minutes ago

>>79312149
>>>/soc/

>>79316477
Mate text her or get over her

>>79317097
well her last WA message was along the lines of "sorry i am busy" and then went on about some shopping nonsense. i hope she isnt ded, shes the only one I have on WA

Let me smell that pussy hole.

Let me smell that pussy bitch.

Wanna suck the piss stains out of those cotton panties girl.

>>79317832
music

>>79318088
Chill the president

>>79292359
what's the app name's? do you know if it's available on android?

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Thought people said confidence was attractive ?

>>79317768
I will later. But gotta think in something that will not kill the convo.

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fuck dreamt about her again. twice

>>79318208
>non white south afrikans
gross

>>79319093
I used to talk to a white one, but she just out of nowhere blocked me on both ip and whatsapp

>girl sends message
>cant reply because her privacy settings
kek what the fuck

>>79319142
You asked her for lewds?

>>79320156
Nah never. The night before she told me she looked forward to calling the coming day. She deleted her ip profile a week after so Idk, maybe something troubled her irl?

>>79320231
Women and their mood swings kek

should I put this as my favourite song:

https://youtu.be/fAIM7BXCAn0

>>79320231

Her friends probably cock blocked you

>>79320231
most likely her s.o. considered it was cheating on her side, or she thought he did/would do

>>79320716
>>79320742
Well if she did in fact have an so then yeah it would have been cheating, because she did admit she wanted some average Norwegian dick. But as the other poster said, could have been friends, but I kinda doubt that

>>79321676

Girls are dumb

Her- "hey I'm talking to a nice Norwegian man! :)"
Friends- "anoness! What are you doing? You shouldn't talk to men from the internet! It's not safe!"
Her- "ohh but..."
Friends- "just download Tinder! It's easier meet guys that way!"

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I really miss her

>>79322267

I do sometimes too. But, I literally convince myself to not care anymore

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Just messaged cute Dutch girl, looking through her pictures and see this....

>>79322267
welcome to depression pals

>>79305242
yeah, that"s her

how do I get a girlfriend?

>>79322983

step 1- talk to girls

Need a piss lads

>>79322983
Move to Asia, easy to find one there anon

>>79323841

Thais?

>>79323872
Thais are ugly and probably men.

Try places like Vietnam, Japan, Philippines, Taiwan, South Korea etc. Cute girls there.

>>79324089
Im ugly as well. Do you think i could get a girlfriend from Vietnam easily?

>>79324379
Vietnamese are a good choice, but if you betray their trust, they won't forgive.

>>79324452
should i try and talk to a girl from interpals or just go to vietnam and try to meet girls there?

>>79324471
Both, Vietnam is very safe country compared with rest of Asia. No real troubles there and quite developed place. Nice scenery also.

>>79324089

What about China (Hong Kong)?

>>79324471

A few anons here have had luck with viet cong. a Brit lad even scored a rich one

>>79324603
The Chinese mainland girls are better looking than Hong Kong girls. Especially those in the north of China.

>>79324651

But, Hong Kong is regulated. I don't want a girl who cooks me soup with rat meat

>>79324704
Depends if you like Cantonese food or rats and dogs?

>>79324630
Oh yeah the one with the picture guide

>>79324749

I don't want to eat rat or dog

>>79324859

I don't remember. I just remember a Brit had a rich VC qt

>>79324943
Probably she's a land owner. Spoken with lot of Asians who own lots acres/hectares of land. Seems to be something their investing in.

>>79322354
To be fair, she does look beautiful

>>79324630

Does the dutch lad also have a viet qt ? He's is engaged to someone else sure, but didn't he travel to meet her a few days ago ?

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Here's that algorithm going random again.

I made no changes and wasn't even online for more than 20 minutes yestrday. Yet I go from 20-100 visitors without being online. I fucking told you, guys. There's something to the algorithm that fucks up

>>79325221
Jesus I made every mistake in this post I could, let me try again.

Doesn't the dutch lad have a viet qt ? She is engaged to someone else, but he traveled to meet her a couple of days ago, right ?

>>79325134

I know she does, I'm messaging with her right now

>>79325284

uhhh I'm not sure. The Dutch anons confuse me here. I know one of them went to Japan, and his QT told him she didn't want to date right before his trip.

>>79325284

Another Dutch anon is dating the Canadian girl I used to talk with. And then another Dutch is the Egyptian girl or whatever, and then their was aidsychan

>>79325402
Lot of dutch here.

yeah there was one that went to Japan, but still fugged her I think ?

Then went to Taiwan ?

Then there was a tranny dutch, who went to Cuba ?!?

Then there is the viet qt dutch (if I recall correctly they spoke to each other for a very long time) she even sent him gifts ? Although might be another dutch with a viet qt.

Then there was the korean fake and american fake dutch anon.

>>79325442
don't know about him, but aidsychan was the alterego of egyptian dutch girl

>>79325526

>Then there was the korean fake and american fake dutch anon.

Oh yeah I forgot about him. He had that Russian milf who said she'd divorce her husband for the American chad fake

>yeah there was one that went to Japan, but still fugged her I think ?

Yeah he fugged her

>don't know about him, but aidsychan was the alterego of egyptian dutch girl

I don't think he posts. One time I posted a picture of the Canadian girl I used to talk to from last year, and he messaged me on Ip and asked me to not post her pictures again because they are dating. He has a friend here, so maybe he lurks too.

Ah so Egypt girl was aidsy?

>>79325526
Tranny went to Cuba?

>>79325658
Yeah but I think she found out about him in the end, being a fake.

And I think he sent the pictures to her husband, and shit.

Also yes, and no. It wasn't her body she was posting so not really aidsy in that regard, nor does she have hiv.

she still lurks here I think, sometimes

>>79325953

That what he said. Posted a couple of times here with Cuban flag. And some other ones, I think SEA ones.

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Oh, if only she knew

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What the hell

>>79326518
why were you even talking to a little monkey?

>>79326518
Pretty sure she's trying to make you chase her. Women do stupid shit like that for attention. They're like little children

>>79326518
Just say

>Thanks, it's getting better every day ;)

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She's retarded

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do you lads?

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>>79329916

>>79329916
Is his next question going to be "can you bend forward"?

>>79329639
>tfw no mentally challenged HK gf

Im too ugly for interpals

>>79308551
Gods, she's beautiful.

>>79331145

You can have her

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>have two people ask me today if I'm from brazil

can't they see my big ass argentine flag next to my username? are they fucking stupid? do I look like a macaco or what? fucking blocked.

>>79332476
Were they qts

>>79332476
Nigger

>>79331572
She's legimately one of the few women I think look better without makeup.

>>79291808
Whoever proposed going to the cafe should pay. If you ask a girl to go with you then she is your guest, so you should pay for her meal. If she asked you then it works the other way. If she refuses to pay just leave and she can deal with the management herself.

if I wasnt ugly I would have a girlfriend because im smart and funny

>tfw qts block you suddenly for no reason
>tfw it's probably (fake)alphachads telling them to block guys

t-thanks

>>79335251
>funny
Never seen anything

>>79335474
shes mine now sorry pal

>>79336767
if she's yours then she's probably a dumb whore and nothing of value was lost desu

>>79335251
I'm dumb, fat and unfunny yet I have a girlfriend.

Suck it, baby boy.

>>79338537
prove it, oh wait you cant lol

>>79338581
And can you prove that you're smart or funny? Only thing you can prove is your ugliness, pal.

Too much shitposting in this thread

Not enough qts

>>79339169

Bring QTs!!

>>79338912
im funnier than you pal.

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NEED 2 BREED RUSSIAN QT'S

>>79339894

Wew she looks nice

>>79339894
Wew lad

>>79338537
What is the secret? I'm smart, fat, and unfunny but I am alone. I'm also unemployed and poor, which I'm sure is the deciding factor.

>>79340468

Get a job

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>>79340468
Just have a decent personality I guess.

I ask girls questions about their hobbies/life, give them details about the few things i enjoy, we end up flirting, then nudes.

Pic related

>I'm also unemployed and poor, which I'm sure is the deciding factor.

Get a job, i have no higher education and make $9 hr and my life is perfectly fine and affordable.

Mainly because I don't have expensive tastes.

No girl wants a poor boyfriend unless you're insanely handsome, you gotta have something.

>>79340777
I'd rather have no job than work at McDonald's. I feel that would be even more degrading.

>>79340884

No it's not. Working fast food is still better than being NEET.

>>79340985
Working with mentally handicapped 17 year olds and smelling of grease when you come home is not the better option.

>>79307086
yes

>>79304975
30 here. I'm towards the end of my qt career

>>79341103

It's still better than having 0 income. Stop being a bitch and just get a job. Then you can find better things

>>79341433

Oh so you're John. The guy who fucked around cat girl right?

>>79341509
Nope, different guy. I don't even know about the incident

>>79342122

are you sure..?

There aren't many 30 year old brits on here

>>79342781
Welp, it looks like there's at least two of us. I don't follow the threads that much though, so I don't really know about any happenings

Surgery anon, why the FUCK do you only contact me through this board?
Message me directly on interpals, jesus fuck

>>79343815

Post his profile

the coping mechanisms that saved my life as a child are now trying to kill me

>>79344760

What is going on, are your brothers to the north bullying you again?

tfw talking to a russian girl who got married at 16 and already has two sons.

What the fuck Russia ? She's 19 now.

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>>79345329

Is this true ruskies ? Is that normal ?

>>79345359
Heard they rush em through schools as fast as possible so you end up with girls who are doctors are like 22. Wouldn't surprise me they're quick to marry them off before thirsty foreigners can claim them.

>>79345385
Well yeah early 20s, okay, that's normal.

But 16 ?

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How many views you get today.

>>79345575
1 today
total of 12 for the week

>>79345385
>Heard they rush em through schools as fast as possible so you end up with girls who are doctors are like 22

I was talking to some Belarusian girl who was a doctor at like 23!

>wow anon, my best friends dog has the same name as you
how do I even answer this?

>>79345991
you dont.

girls always complain about " dont send me short messages' then they send retarded dumb shit like this.

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>>79345991


>Well if you want, I'll be your dog baby ;)

>>79346283
shes 17 which while legal in my state, does not roll on international internet rules

>>79346374
Uhm, who cares ? You think she's going to report you to the FBI for making a lewd comment ?

You think FBI is going to care that you said that ?

Jesus dude.

Also it's a fucking joke, I assume you're not into that shit and neither is she.

>>79346429

Girls have too much power here in the USA desu

>>79346429
i've learned never to joke with people because I have no idea how they will react. people have flipped their shit over little things in the past which is probably why I am a NEET now.
>i have a cat here thats sleeping next to me and i'll name it after you, anon
see? this some interpol shit

>>79346702

>i've learned never to joke with people because I have no idea how they will react. people have flipped their shit over little things in the past which is probably why I am a NEET now.


Huh, that's the exact opposite of what I do.

I say the shocking things all the time, just to see how people will react. And I have a gift of doing it with like a really straight face so you can't tell I'm joking or not.

>>79346862
you forget that this is the united states and people flip their shit for little things. I used to say shit in the most deadpan way possible all the time

>>79346374
You'll be on to catch a predator soon mate

>>79347099
So glad to be born a Serb sometimes lad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Od5DcqvWXs

>>79347143
>joined 1 year ago
>barely anything on her profile
>only 1 photo
I don't doubt it at all

>>79347231
Still dodgy to chat with under 18s, it's why I blocked anyone under 18 from contacting me.

this is getting silly as shit, I dont know what I expected talking to a 17 year old

Feeling horny tonight.

>>79347739

stop

>>79347747

go for a walk outside, it'll make the feeling go away

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Ladies and gentlemen: womyn

>>79348050
I don't want this feeling to go away. I just want to be lewd.

>talking with girl who is refugeeing in my town
This hurricane may finally get me laid

>>79348381

Do it

>>79348660
She went offline. Maybe tomorrow

>>79348744

is she qt?

>>79348050
>stop
its just an innocent conversation mate, relax

>>79348955
/bashyn

>>79349091
You could have just said no

>>79349091

Lmao. You literally meant "refugee". I thought you were saying it as a joke because of the people who fled the hurricane.

A-a-anime!

>>79349243
>people who fled the hurricane.
happeningfags were btfo today, just a little rain and wind in florida

>>79349285
Anime is ok

>>79349346
Anime!

>>79349402
What's your fave animu, anon-chan? :3

>>79349285
>>79349346
>>79349402

Anime!

https://youtu.be/_GrapwxqROQ

>>79349285
>>79349346
>>79349402
>>79349447
>>79349458
Anime?

>6 and a half days since qt has been online with WA
will it be a full 7?

>>79349475

Yes!

https://youtu.be/besekb8f664

>>79349525

It can be if you want ;)

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I wish I had a boyfriend.

>>79349850

Post profile

>>79349850
same desu

>go on omegle
>find HOT girl
>we talk for a bit
>she seems happier and happier
>1 hour in, she starts calling me her bf
>shows amazing body, we fap
>reveals herself to be clingy etc.
She's sleeping on cam right now.


It's not that hard, guys. Just be yourself and you'll find a gf easily.

Went to the "Muslim quarter" in Xi'an yesterday, thought I'd left Bradford to escape these people desu

>>79350264

Lol what? That just happened?

>>79350331

Haram

>>79350264
What tags do you use?

>>79350428
Yes
>>79350499
Found her on the r9k tag.

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>>79350792
>Found her on the r9k tag