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/willies of brit/
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reminder that anglos have no soul
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>>79268366
No I kill them because they dig up your entire yard and are disease vectors

Kill hog too they're invasive and pretty aggressive and dangerous and since they're so invasive there's no limit to how many you can kill
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>>79268500
Says who
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>>79268494
FOY
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babestation
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>>79268500
I am Danish
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>>79268514
I hope that babestation noises cunt is dead
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e621
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moving to japan to be a prestigious kindergarten teacher
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dont have the heart to post in a y*nk thread

GOOD night
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>>79268527
Forgot about him
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Poo willy smelly bum
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>>79268520
Is she 12? Pedo
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Thanks god the fucking subhuman will not post here
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I tk him 2da bar|
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXgGrd02gb8
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>>79268491
Second year
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Need this girl to sit on my face.
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>>79268536
Annoying cunt who lost his rag cos someone bad mouthed his favourite dippy TV slag
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white women

*runs away*
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I aspire to be a willymonger
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me courting the maiden
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if everybody had a 12 gauge..
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>be at friends house
>uses /int/
>he is to dumb to speak so he is using auto translator
>now the board is in portuguese
i hate dumb people

>>79268512
are you ok?
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love being a cunt me
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>urgggggggggggggggh suk u off fer a tenner and cupl ov faaaaaaaaaaaags
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MONKEY
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Lads, it's my birthday today. My mum didn't get me anything last year and my dad didn't even send a card, hoping for a better birthday when I wake up in the morning
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HELLO BETO YOU LATINO CUNT
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>>79268619
didn't know they actually got starkers on the 'ation
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>>79268635
happy birthday, lad
have a good one
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>>79268635
you dont deserve a present
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>>79268619
Utterly revolting
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>>79268642
can't show minge tho
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me trying to speak brazilian:
uhhh ahhhh uhhhh ohhh uhhh
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>>79268635
happy birthday boyo, may God bless you
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>>79268594
I've already emptied 3 ammo cans of birdshot into the sky but the hurricane is still coming

At wits end
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>>79267473
>Beverly
why do they do this to me
I don't want to be a nonce
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The noble machine operator
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>>79268642
>'ation
cringing
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>>79268635
happy birthday lad
>>79268656
yeh of course not, just thought they'd keep their knickers on to be sure they don't accidentally flash a bit
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>>79268635
the only thing in the world you have control over is your own actions. don't let what other people do or don't do affect you on the inside. hope you have a good one whether they do anything for you or not
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monglad
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>>79268679
nope
and occasionally it happens
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Benjamin Netanyahu's wife indicted on corruption charges
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>>79268679
spotting the fanny flashes is the best part
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Anyone heard Thailad's mincing gay squeaky voice? lmao
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>>79268670
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the yungluck spy is here
just leaving simple as
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>>79268670
nice try but i saw you post this already. delete it
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used to only do one shit a day but recently been doing 1.34 shits per day

I wonder what has caused this fluctuation
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>>79268697
>>79268700
blimey
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwk20LmNk8s
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>>79268715
alri monglad
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>>79268635
Just remember you'll be the one choosing their retirement homes.
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minge means a womans pubes
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love slags
love babestation
simple as
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Touching my penis to pornographic material involving a white male and black female.
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How do you pronounce the name Menzies?
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>>79268771
Who's on tonight?
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>>79268670
fuck me, you're right, what a qt
might have to watch it now
i-i'm not a nonce if i'm only 18, r-right?
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>>79268757
what was the purpose of this post?
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>>79268773
meve
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>>79268773
urmom lol xd
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someone post tunes
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>>79268773
>>>/vg/gw2
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>>79268790
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Cheers for the birthday wishes lads, doubt my mum will even remember it's my birthday. She drinks and does tinder a lot, she's had one of the blokes from there back at the flat so you can imagine it hasn't been a very happy birthday for me already. Haven't even got any headphone to drown it out
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tunes
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>>79268791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYsQcIMPOnQ
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>>79268773
menning?
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>>79268786
Whatever you do don't search what the girl from outnumbered looks like now
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>>79268806
Wtf i love stone roses
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>>79268757
FOY
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>>79268773
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Menzies.ogg
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>>79268791
https://youtu.be/Pz1W1OLkw14
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>>79268773
Ming
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>>79268822
evil cannot stand the light of truth
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just locked the cat in my room
dumb cunt thinks it'll be leaving
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Nadal just beat del potro
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>>79268791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WybSSagVvoU
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MADE TEA
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>>79268844
You'll get tired of it scratching at your door before it does
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>>79268782
ashley, preeti, dannii and jada
clare richards and jennifer jade on s66
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Been banging gear since 8pm

Ticker's on its last legs
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>willys of brit when
NO willies of /int/ WHEN. /bant/ dissapoint me son.

If you faggots care want to "take back our" future, start shaping normies opinions on leddit. I'm doing so (my old spirtual home) and it feels good man. Plus snatching a lot of dissatisfied upboats in the process.

1. Point out a logical falacy in their (non)argument (<-- rick and mo-- I mean r*dditors love this)
2. Directly mirror their ridiculous standards back in argument form
3, Don't misstep yourself logically, grammar and spelling don't matter though, just accuse them of being grammar nazis and claim your dyslexic discrimination if this occurs.
4. Smack dissent down immediately. Traction is key. If you point some logic out in first sentence, they'll be eating up the rest of your post because "dey so critical think, zehr deep."

Heil Merkel!
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>>79268874
someone walked in and released it
shame
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>>79268882
Eh
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>>79268844
sit it on your lap
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>>79268791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU86VPLan_Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spfsdpuvUyQ
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how the fuck are you supposed to eat redskins
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Love being a fat shite
Just eat whatever the fuck I want when I want
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>>79268895
Yessss and FUCK it lol
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>>79268804
Happy birthday lad. I'm sorry to hear that, done a prayer for you
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>>79268889
Don't worry I'm sure it likes you more than your sister
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>>79268891
>>79268816
PHWOAR
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>>79268915
fuck i want a cat on my lap, so fucking hot mmmm
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>>79268915
epic lol. hey do you recognize my reddit flag lol want to talk on the /brit/ discord?
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have only had a few beers and I feel jolly not drunk or tipsy just happy. moderate drinking is so much better than drinking copious amounts, i just get depressed and tired when i drink a lot
>>79268820
good lad some more britpop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZXLLMbJdZ4
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>>79268912
can you still find your willy
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>>79268915
do not fuck a cat
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Woke up at 2am lads
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>>79268953
Yes
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>>79268926
thailad youre so fucking hot mmmm
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>>79268915
nothing good would come of that
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>>79268959
What time did you go to sleep
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>>79268965
*switches AC on*
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thailad give us a suck mate
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redskins dont taste like i remember they did
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>>79268985
Maybe at around 5pm cus I woke up at 4am
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THAILAD
GIVE US A WAVE
THAILAD THAILAD
GIVE US A WAVE
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Came so very close to pissing myself just now
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spliff then bed
gonna listen to some XFM highlights and fall asleep i think
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boring
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Fucking Turkmenistanis, bros. Back home, they'll suck your dick and balls if you have a relatively new plow or like an old Lada or something (popular Russian automobile) but once they get to the west it's all Gap this and McDonald's that. It fucking sickens me to see my countrymen forced to work harder so that they can buy a Hyundai and cart his lazy, good for nothing Turkmen wife around to her yoga classes, because since women can't work the fields here or even go to the well for water 8kms from home, they get all flabby and lazy.

Fuck you west in your stupid starfish asshole.
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>>79268893
Sorry 2drunk4autism
I'm seriously finding more satisfaction:effort trolling there than posting here tho. Not botting or shit, but getting nice results legitimately through logic is my point.

I mean it's not even "logic", its 99% strawmans, but by pointing out logical fallacies immediately you disarm that.

t. double dropped super male vitality
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need thailad to blow my trombone
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>>79269014
When did you have dinner them
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*rushes patient to the emergency room*
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>>79269015
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>>79269032
Would u nob a cat if it was asking for it
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How to make friends in uni lads?
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>>79269030
agree
materialism is poison and it makes me sick that 99% of humanity can't resist its charms
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>>79269022
mmmmmm
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>>79269050
hey mate can we be reddit flag buddies lol
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Literally know nothing about all those countries in central Asia like Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan
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>>79269051
die
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>>79269036
Skipped dinner because I was sleepy
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>>79269050
yes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1bFr2SWP1I

beautiful
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>>79269061
I dont use that numale shit
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>>79268882
Now that you mention it...

/willies of brit/ when?
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>>79269051
just be yourself
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>>79269043
Is she going to be arrested
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>>79269071
rip
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>>79269086
nah, she's gone, they'll never catch her, same as her brother
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thailad why won't you call the king a bender? is it illegal?
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So tired and fatigued all the time
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>>79269062
there was a good thread on turkmenistan some months back
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/75380854
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>>79269027
Post spliff
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call your queen a parasite
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>>79269050
not an argument.

if you call people cucks though (my brain wants to) you lose.

t. suspicious of nz flags
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>>79269100
is duckduckgo being ddosed?
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>>79269101
just be yourself
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>>79269100
because I don't want to disrespect the country in which I'm a guest. It's just common decency.
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>>79269120
is brave going through maintenance?
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why do holocaust survivors look more younger by the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcc8xCZ35KI
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>>79269117
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>>79269133
just be yourself
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>>79269148
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>>79269147
Because all the old ones are dying you bitter little tubby nonce altright virgin
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>>79269133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcWzsqAjfKw
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fuck off
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>>79269147
probably because when they die they replace them with a body double, as when there are no holocaust survivors left they can't shill it anymore. also, is startpage down for maintenance?
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>>79269148
what did you mean by this satan
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>>79269152
>>79269169
yeh
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they look 60 years old
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thingken of lel
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Beto are you underage
Could you be nonced
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Lads, have any of you ever been physically or emotionally abused by your girlfriend?
If so, why did you let her treat you like that?
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the sheepfucker is a jew
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Here's a quick rundown:

>Leader post-soviet independence was batshit insane megalomaniac
>Like NK-tier or somehow worse
>Wrote a book similar to NK's juche but for Turkmen, renamed arbitrary words like 'bread' to his mother's name, banned random shit like lipsynching
>erected a grand city of white marble and many monuments to himself
>keeps the city SPOTLESS using these street cleaners, who probably wear white to keep with the white marble thing or something
>dies, successor keeps most of the same policies while tightening some and relaxing others
>somehow nobody in the West knows about this actual meme of a country
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I will break this Mexican over my knee
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We ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinkin days Why can't we have some meats? What about them? Theirs is fresh!
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Doing a get drunk and play GTA 5 lads

Unless there's anything better to do
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>>79269211
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>>79269133
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE
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Willy haha :)
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>>79269229
>>erected a grand city of white marble and many monuments to himself
that place is fucking glorious
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>>79269219
Yes, ;_; idk y tho, I feel so weak afterwards. But maybe it's because I moved from Dusseldorf and Brexit and shit and I feel so vunerable omg?

Fuck I h8 drumf and brexiteers!
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*saves the white race by shitposting on twitter*
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>>79269084

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1504922832805.webm
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am i the only one who knows what to do when the sushi pie squeezes the lemon from the sherbert?
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>>79269219

>physically

HOWLING

>emotional abuse
>real

HOWLING
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Why the fuck would you be on 4chan if you were in Thailand

After a late night of fucking questionable looking "girls" id rise early in the morning and kayak around many of the thousands of small island tropical paradises offshore
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Drinking an cidre lads
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>>79269147
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>>79269262
it really is
"Problem is that you have to buy an expensive tour in order to visit, and they watch you like a hawk. It's so stupid that they'd build all of these marble cities and resorts and monuments and actively avoid capitalizing on it with such tourism restrictions. They recently tried to develop the tourism sector by building an ornate white marble resort, but the restrictions plus the fact that it was on the cold-year-round Capsian Sea and right near a PETROLEUM REFINERY doomed it to fail spectacularly"
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>>79269277
im so inflexible that the last time i tried this i was about a foot off, maybe more
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>>79269249
I wouldn't go there and burn your flag either
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>>79269219
Lol of course not
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>>79269298
i would, fuck drumpf and fuck white people
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>>79269288
After a week it probably just feels like home again
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>>79269277
shame, I woulda had that
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wonder why it's illegal to investigate the holocaust or question it. hmmmmmmm
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>>79269277
Wow gay
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>>79269298
Let's be real

Fucking everyone here would do that
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>>79269290
Pics
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>>79269338
why would anyone burn the flag of the greatest country in the world?
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>>79269246
Youd love those whiskers around your todger wouldnt you
Sandpaper tongue on the urethra
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>>79269277
it's impossible to edge from this position. as soon as you get close to cumming, it happens
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>>79269219
But yeno, seriously I have, because it was a codependant relationship & was very unhealthy. I really had no respect for myself at the time. Because I was abusive to her too (emotionally) I used to accept her accusations as fact which led me to staying with her from a sense of responsibilty to? Idk if that makes sense. But basically distance fixed me. Cycle of resentment basically
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>>79269246

Haha put all of your fingers in ita mouth lad haha.
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>>79269334
How can it be gay if it's your own willy, is doing a wank gay?
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"The president wrote a book about spiritual and philosophical guidance which all mosques have to display as prominently as the quran. You also have to answer test questions on it for your driving test"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruhnama
http://www.ruhnama.info/ruhnama-en/category/en/
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>>79269338
fuck are you on about yankoid

burning flags is for muslims and inbreds
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Would probably take a cat gf at this point desu

I'm a bit 'friendly' with my little dog anyway
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>>79269338
I'm sure most people here still have a degree of morality, respect and courtesy.
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>>79269351
brb off for an ol' wank
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best music video ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Bm-kdLwBVc
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>>79269362
how long ago did u break up
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Would probably take a catgirl gf at this point desu
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>>79269373
its gay as fuck you closeted cunt. it's still a cock in your mouth
if you want your cock suck just put it down a henry hoover
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>>79269373
Very
You're getting a hj by a dude!
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2016 /brit/: cat owners vs dog owners
2017 /brit/: catshaggers vs dognoncers
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>>79269394
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>>79269410
y doe
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>>79269390
Post little dog
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>>79269425
saved
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>>79269426
I know you.
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>>79269421
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>>79269421
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>>79269413
wanking is you using your hand to rub a guy's willy until he cums on you gayboi
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>>79269362
Interesting, cheers mate
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Reminder if you like cats, you are attracted to manipulative and callous individuals according to your subconscious; therefore, you are pretty much a submissive runtoid masochist.
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>>79269456
Can't imagine what the two birds are symbolic towards.
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state of yanks
https://twitter.com/WesternIdentity/status/906317880408539136
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post some fit girls lids
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>>79269487
obsessed
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>>79269440
Cool
Then you know I'm not a bad person and this isn't the best place to reach out
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thailad have you ever smoked a ciggie in thairand?
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>>79269463
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>>79269489

>fit girls

Ah yes, do you like 8 inch clits or 8 inch dicks?
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>>79269469
A dick in your mouth is gayer than a dick in your mouth
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>>79269499
give me a clue son
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZGwP9UQcAw

ERIKA
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>>79269502
yeh
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imagine spending loads of time with a penis in your hand and thinking you're not gay
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>>79269509
never seen an 8 inch clit

they aren't that common outside of puckistauhn
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>>79269489
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bonjour les garçons, comment ça va?
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>>79269495
this
>>79269528
wanking is gay as fuck. only virgins that don't get sex participate in wanks. when you have a gf you have sex with everyday there is no reason haven't wanked in years
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>>79269540

I am pretty sure you've never seen a vagina as well too, cunt.
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@thailad
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>>79269527
wtf
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reading scary stories lads
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>>79269487
Can't expect a normie to understand the art in vagina plates
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>>79269560
>when you have a gf you have sex with everyday there is no reason haven't wanked in years
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>>79269545
pretentious bitch
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>>79269394
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>79269585

Wow, iggy pop looks quite good.
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>>79269567
i've seen double digits you virgin paki cunt
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wow.......
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>>79269578
literally isn't. sex is so much better than wanking. that is if you have a horny as fuck GF that you have sex with more than 1 times a day
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>>79269607
FUCK HAVING BORDERS AND LAW AND SHIT
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>>79269499
*glares at you*
what are you scared of
>>
>>79269578
have you ever wanked while in thailand
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>>79269602
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>>79269602

You mean these digits.

Check em
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>>79269610
Sounds like you've never gotten past the honeymoon stage of a relationship.
>>79269628
yeh
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>>79269610
>sex is so much better than wanking
it really isn't. wanking to good porn is about the same as average sex. you can ensure you wank to good porn every time and you know what pleases you the most.
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>>79269487
https://twitter.com/WesternIdentity/status/906326524223160320
>>
You guys ever have a wank at work?
>>
a bad wank<bad sex<a good wank< good sex

2bh

>>79269630
imagine being such a pathetic runt this statement was literally beyond the realm of reality for you
laughing
>>
>>79269636
been with my gf for four years, she's just a horny devil
>>
Business idea: murder Thailad
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>>79269623
What do you want from me?
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>>79269636
reported
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>>79269607
if you ever build the wall can i move to america to help man it?
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>you've made a guy's willy cum loads of times
>you've never made a girl's fanny cum
>but you're not gay
hmmmmm
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>>79269523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAxIlgR87f0
>>
why are latin americans such homicidal lunatics?

i'd attribute their high murder rates to drug cartels but they have a disproportionate number of serial killers too
>>
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England,
This nurse, this teeming womb of royal kings,
Fear'd by their breed and famous by their birth,
Renowned for their deeds as far from home,
For Christian service and true chivalry,
As is the sepulchre in stubborn Jewry,
Of the world's ransom, blessed Mary's Son,
This land of such dear souls, this dear dear land,
Dear for her reputation through the world,
Is now leased out, I die pronouncing it,
Like to a tenement or pelting farm:
England, bound in with the triumphant sea
Whose rocky shore beats back the envious siege
Of watery Neptune, is now bound in with shame,
With inky blots and rotten parchment bonds:
That England, that was wont to conquer others,
Hath made a shameful conquest of itself.
Ah, would the scandal vanish with my life,
How happy then were my ensuing death!
>>
>>79269659
*Invests $50*
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>>79269632
79269602 hmmm
was that population density for pakistan in the last year or something?
very interesting
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>>79269653
>on 4chan at 4am on a friday night and thinking you've had sex with double digits
Alri jay
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>>79269654
You're the exception, not the rule.
>>79269659
>>79269661
DO NOT
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>>79269648
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>>79269649
Seems like a bit of a waste since you have to finish quickly
>>
>>79269644
The virgin post
>>
>>79269660
Give me a vague clue than only someone who knows you irl could decipher, I think its you but I can only be so sure..
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girls cant wank
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>>79269699
Reading
>>
>>79269679
lmao
i almost put
>b-but ur on 4chan at t-this hour in my post but decided not to

you truly are a worm haha. Go get a girl fagot
>>
>>79269229
I know of it, crazy place, hard to visit because of its soviet-tier outlook.

You can only get the currency in the country, and you cant exchange back the other way.
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>>79269666
GREAT song
>>
>>79269697
i'm suspecting you're the virgin. sex isn't as amazing as you are making it out to be
>>
>>79269704
fat lonely girls spend loads of time wanking
>>
>>79269724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS7okrC2oLM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reRkygeDg7U
>>
>>79269719
fuck Jay you're not the chilled out guy you used to be on the inbetweeners anymore, you're seething these days
>>
>>79269487
screaming

>>79269648
shitting
>>
if it was easy to use your mouth to wank, would you still use your hand?
>>
>>79269731
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>>79269750
kek!
genuinely feel bad for you
how many jay images do you have

shagging 13 girls isn't even a lot hahah, sad virgin
>>
>>79269725
I know it isn't. But the only wanks that are better than sex are wanks from a girl that has bracelets on while you are fingering her, grabbing her tits and kissing her neck and whispering in her ear
love foreplay me
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>>79269748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1Lrzv8g-uk
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>>79269723
i guess that's one way of keeping those tourismbux
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>kek!
>genuinely feel bad for you
>how many jay images do you have

>shagging 13 girls isn't even a lot hahah, sad virgin
>>
>>79269756
Seems like he's lost the plot
>>
Haut ab, Nazis!
>>
>>79269699
Why don't you give me a clue that I know you instead?
What do you want from me? Seriously tho, reveal myself to anonymous parties at my detriment. If you know who I am and your intentions are nice you can answer Q1.
The clues in the name pal, and is my story really that unique?
>>
thailad needs a new gimmick
>>
promiscuity is degeneracy whether it be a man or a woman
>>
>tfw shagged a pretty average amount of girls for your age

>4chan people utterly sperg out en masse in disbelief at the mere mention of it

guffawing
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>>79269770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJMeOVer_Pk
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>>79269772
Youre only allowed to visit for 3 days, 5 if you are passing through, so you wont be spending much anyway.
Also some countries are banned, for others you need a letter of invitation. (we dont need a letter though )
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>>79269765
>shagging 13 girls
nonce
>>
>>79269794
I shannot

see you tomorrow baby
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>>tfw shagged a pretty average amount of girls for your age

>>4chan people utterly sperg out en masse in disbelief at the mere mention of it

>guffawing
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>>79269809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_uRPV7RRLY
>>
79269780
79269833
worst attempt at jayposting i've seen
>>
if you shag more than 4 people in your lifetime you are a human petrie dish
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>tfw shagged a pretty average amount of girls for your age

>4chan people utterly sperg out en masse in disbelief at the mere mention of it

guffawing
>>
>>79269828
will ye feck
>>
>>79269833
imagine being so much of a virgin that while not being involved in the discussion at all you felt the need to interject because the subject matter hurt your feelings that badly

united states of you
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>>79269797
>>
imagine being such a cretin that while not being involved in shagging birds at all you felt the need to come on 4chan and brag about the subject of how many birds you shagged
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>>79269853
wasn't even bragging, was just shitposting with the paki and you got butthurt because no woman woild ever look sideways at you haha

>being such a virgin you have over 20 different jay images saved for this very situation
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>>79269865
wtf how'd you get tim to do this
>>
New
>>79269883
>>79269883
>>79269883
>>79269883
>>79269883
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>>79269838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6mxp3k-WyQ
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>>79269876
imagine being this butthurt by the sexual escapades of a stranger online x
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>>79269882
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>>79269820
would possibly go for it if i was travelling the area
by 'we' do you mean it would be easier for me getting a visa or whatever from the uk rather than elsewhere?
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