/brit/

go fuck yourself

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>>79248923

>mongs making new threads when there's already an unused one in the catalog

i met a girl with 12 nipples today

sounds weird, dozen tit

got mistaken for father christmas in waitrose

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sue

lads help my dad is marrying a tranny. not a cute one or anything you see on the internets one of those disgusting "mature" ones you see on pornhub all over the place when you type in tranny.
literally sounds like a 60 pack a day smoker and wears big red lipstick with pvc leather clothes .
I am going to be sick I'll be mocked for life

wanna feel a cute little penis grow inside my mouth

Weird how Bruce Forsyth dying was such a forgotten news story

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The gf and I

got my wallet pickpocketed in sports direct

>>79250806
your dads a filthy poofter

Holy shit, dying of laughter at all these council estate spackers. Why should I feel sorry on someone who has a lazy as fuck mum and dad? Stupid cunts

>>79250705
>>79250705
my lifes not shit at all though. I work in an IT firm and get 26k a year. most days I can work at home. I just live here because I lived here all my life. Was on two holidays this summer, one to switzerland and the other in serbia. nice assumptions, projector. stay bitter and unloved. truth hurts eh commie, working class hates youy

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anlme

>>79250772
let them be
the highlight of their day is making a little meme edition that everyone uses

>>79250806
Fuck off bigot

>>79250838
Who's asking you to feel sorry for them?

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>>79250853
and manga!

Everyone is in here, do not use this spastic edition

>>79250651
>>79250651

>>79250838
t. lazy cunt who leeches off mummy and daddy
neck yourself sebastian

>>79250810
old people die

wow

anyone remember the cuckio meme

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cant believe hes almost 56

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>26k a year

PHWOAR

>>79250838
im an orphan lad and live by my own. I live here because my brothers and sisters do and we need eachother. I dont want you to feel sorry for me, that was the point of my post I hate champagne socialists that virtue signalling using my class
can't imagine how much of a runt you are if you are this bitter on the internet. take your meds and sit down with a plate of tendies your mum made

jal
frez
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>>79250834
Did you get a mug?

>>79250883
Okay I'm sure everyone will have the same attitude when the queen dies

>>79250882
>being rich
>being poor

pick one, i'd rather be rich

>>79250850
>26k a year
grim

>>79250910
>mug
what the fuck did you just call me

>>79250879
Why would you say "everyone is in here," when we can all see that there are only 4 posters in that thread and nobody has posted in it for a full minute?

Stop trying to split /brit/ with your useless, unnecessary threads.

>>79250929
better than a being a sociopathic neet with no friends. forget to take your meds today?

>>79250915
well I mean they probably wont but he wasn't the king was he he made a few tv shows in the 70s

but it's an inevitably that she will die soon so I doubt anyone will be shocked by it

>>79250850
what was serbia like? was thinking of going to belgrade desu

>>79250930
Fat

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What shall I get from McDonald's

>>79250934
you are responding to a troll post

The trend of fat people and ultra skinny giga runts wearing athletic clothes out and about needs to end please
Cant take it

Bollocks are itchy but I don't want to scratch them because I don't want my finger to smell like bollocks.

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>>79250755

cant afford to buy bitcoin segments any more.

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>9/11 was an inside job

>>79250929
2 grand a month I'd say he's doing better than %80 of people here you sound jelly

>>79250965
Mad to think in the 70s and 80s that these very unremarkable television programmes could routinely pull in half the UK population as viewers.

Londoners are so obnoxious and have such little self awareness that they actually call it 'the city'

>>79250976
A sense of achievement by walking right past it and going somewhere else.

>being poor is cool

Since when?

>>79250847
we shall see

still got 10 days of relative normality remaining in any case and intend to enjoy the brit life fully until then

doing beer la's
wahey

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>>79250996
FOY
yank office is such unfunny bollocks

>>79251010
your pineal gland is calcified beyond belief

>>79250958
how did you manage to get sociopathic neet with no friends on meds from that one post?

Is it possible to filter images? A LOT of images on /brit/ have become so stale it's actually disgusting to see them now.

>>79251041
doing te la's

>>79251060
Where do you think you are

>>79251010
bet you're some rorke mong who believes the official story because it fits your agenda
calcified beyond belief

>>79251060
He's from a council estate, so he has to use a stupid person's argument aka ad hominem

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>>79251026
thank the american music industry

all iranians should be killed

>>79250976
2 cheese burgers and 10 pc chicken nuggies

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>just how much of the electric jew do you let your kids watch?

when did £26k become an acceptable wage

even in the 90s £21k was pretty much as basic starting salary and they were predicting by 2020 that the starting wage for graduates would be over £50k

>>79250969
really really good lad. highly recommend it, the women are top notch and pound on westerners. scenery is beautiful and so is the architecture. I stayed in Novi Sad. Was beautiful and the food is great, really cheap too
>>79251088
He ad-homed first. Also I'm not working class I just live here because I love my family. 2.5k a month is not working class>>79251060
Because you can't empathisize with my positon and resort to bitter autism. Take your seroquel lad

>>79251043
I've never watched the office neither british or yank, just got it off /tv/

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>the mainstream account of 9/11 is completely and irrefutably accurate

>>79251083
that doesn't answer the question mr 26k a year and thinks he's hot stuff

occurs to me that I should perhaps be doing ciders because I can't really get them over there

>>79251125
>the women are top notch and pound on westerners
did you shag?

>>79251086
I don't think you understand what a rorke is

how would that fit the rorke agenda

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even if this was a tranny I'd still fuck her in the arse

>>79251140
Go easy on the Kopparberg Mixed Fruits lad

>>79251123
after taxes thats actually really good, 600 quid a month hes doing well depending on his age

Have managed to build quite a formidable reputation for wisdom amongst my peers, simply by being well read and repeating quotes by wise men that are relevant to the subject at hand.

>>79251170
Who is this specimen?

actively dislike alcohol. a little bit is nice just to get tipsy but i hate the feeling of being drunk. much prefer weed.
not a sheed. just dont like it. simple as.

you can earn 26k a year stacking beans in a supermarket

>>79251140
where is over there you're referring to

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uhhh duhhhh there are only two ideologies... and if you disagree duhhhhhhh you're just clearly a part of the ideology that ive been told to hate *drools*

I would like to tell you how Japanese ordnung works.

Every occasion their general threads reach to 300, someone must declare that he will make a new thread, the earlier declaration is valid when multiple declarations have made.

Making a new thread is only allowed when the previous thread reaches to the bump limit, but many Japanese posters prefer their new thread to be late as possible. For example, when the thread went to page 10.

After making a new, OP posts its post number to link.

There is no way the next general would be split in this way.
No autistic new thread war of course.


Japanese thread > /brit/

you ask for cider and they'll give you lemonade

joke shop

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>https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1504888440802.jpg

>>79251165
Yes just offer to take them too an expensive restaurant (they aren't expensive for us but are for them because they have low wages) and buy her good wine. They're gold diggers so if you treat them nice they'll fawn over you.
Shagged a few prozzies too just for the experience. They are animals in bed

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>£26k a year and he brags endlessly and thinks that he's the Great Gatsby

Fuck off and die

>>79251169
>it was all the muzzies
don't care if you think rorke simply means british nationalist, it has now evolved it's meaning to be any poltard mong

>>79251211
I'm moving into a small cupboard in Japan

>>79251026
its not, but being the 'local boy done good' gives you bragging rights

even stalin would chide most of the duma as being middle class jews while he was 'the only true proletariat' in the room

fooking prawn tikka masala for tea

bud bud ding

eating some genetically altered spuds rn

pretty jealous at the person earning 26k a year in your 20s that's really good
>>79251207
literally false thats what I do and I only get paid 265 a week
>>79251260
don't see him bragging at all though he said he lives in a shit area you seem jealous

>>79251169
you're talking to a muzzie btw

t. knower

>>79251234
you've twisted my arm la
serbia is next on my travel list
>>79251269
nonce

>lives on a council estate
>earns 26k a year
>pays women for sex
>gets angry at people on the internet
>autistic
absolutely howling at this state of this runts existence

dire straits going on with tim, dont ever remember him being this bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef1pSjiMs_A [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9uDKQSfaP0 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6blcQdTzl4 [Embed]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVofWzsAyec [Embed]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckwTv6IvipU [Embed]
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>>79251206
ah lost 20 year of mah life tae alcohol

I'm doing a Limmy bit to be funny, but it's true. I have wasted the last 20 years of my life getting drunk. It's actually not a laughing matter. Alcoholism is a horrific disease that destroys lives.

>>79251041
where you emigrating to?

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>GMO is bad uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Only make 21k and I've been on 17 flights this year, 3 continents.

>when trump regime ends with a single song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG9U_41ZXCU

WELL DONE U2

> there's another hurricane just behind Irma and it's just as strong

Top fucking lol

>>79251308
umm wrong sweetie :) you're the one that got angry first, take your meds and put on your tinfoil hat haha

>>79251308
tbf you seem extremely bitter and jealous.

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>you're talking to a muzzie btw
>t. knower

>>79251322
good goy

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>>79251310

tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74TFS8r_SMI

>I grew up in a council estate, look at me! Now I'm earning £26k a year! whoop whoop! I've done so well for myself! Hey, hey! Respond to me!

>>79251269
never mind i just saw this post, nice and good luck

>>79251283
sounds like you need to get a better job then
whats your bean-to-shelf rate per minute, barry chuckle?

>>79248923
Did they ever find Maddie though

>>79251347
grow up lad you're embarrassing yourself

>>79251308
>>79251347
Autism still going on about him, sad!

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>Artificial intelligence is a threat to humanity

>>79251328
y, yet its totally not related to climate change neither

>>79251364
Given an unintentional overdose by her parents. Buried in the Portuguese hinterland.

There you go I just saved the British taxpayer 10 million pounds.

>>79251331
yeah so upset I don't have to pay women to suck my dick lmao

>>79251381
terribly unfunny post

>>79251372
>>79251375
>the council estate lads are teaming up. could probably give your mum £100 in hand and she'd suck my cock for being such a povvo roach

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE

>im not mad I've just made 4 indirect posts at him because I'm so chilled out

>artificial intelligence
>self-driving cars
Elon Musk is making the Knight Rider car. We will see the Knight Rider car become a reality in our lifetime.

>>79251407
terrifically hilarious publication

All 3 of my sisters told me to get my hair cut SHORT, you know paki style a number 1 all over or at most a 3 on the top

They said it was embarrassing, that I was embarrassing the family
My sister said I do nothing for her as an older brother, not sure what this means, maybe some paki crap

They can't understand I like my hair like this and because I have never had a haircut other than a number 1 or 2 all over for my entire life, I know nothing about hair styles so I'm just figuring stuff out

>>79251406
Like I said I shagged people that weren't prozzies. Only got a prozzie because I wouldn't to try a different nationality. That's literally the only reason to use them, to get a crack at thai women and scandis

>>79251427
why are you counting the posts timmy?

£26k is a decent wage for anyone especially a young person now stop talking about it

why do people even hate bono?

booking flights to quito

prozzies are good though I don't know why you are so mad, they are literally the best sex you'll have and you don't need to worry about strings attached. i cheated on my gf with a prozzie because i was bored of the sex

>>79251487
he's a big fat poo (literally)

>a tripfag enters the thread
Time for my bath. See you lads later.

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>Like I said I shagged people that weren't prozzies

>>79251466
why haven't you shut up?

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More new shoes

>>79251508
outstanding use of Jayposting

We need to punish black people less harshly even though crime is rising because it hurts their feelings!

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Life on a council estate is a death sentence, let's be honest, you're basically born fat and retarded because of low intelligence genes. Unless your mother cant work because she's got a disability, no excuse

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>>79251502
I'll be waiting for you

>>79251523
why the fuck have you wrapped a cheese grater round your foot mate?

>>79251511
why are you malnourished?

>>79251523
paki

>>79251466
>>79251536
You're obsessed mate stop talking about him ffs it's like you want his dick
>>79251508
>another one
Howling at you also I went to croatia last year it's not hard at all to have sex with slavs I know where he's coming from

>>79251546
but i'm not?? lmao

>>79251447
keep growing it.

>>79251487
http://www.contactmusic.com/bono/news/bono-pays-.1.500-to-get-forgotten-hat

>>79251497
no it doesn't count as sex unless you earn it (i.e. get a slut drunk)

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>ethnic minorities are most likely to be victims of crime

>>79251523
Thats where my colander got to
Theiving cunt

Finished the laptop /brit/ browsing portion of my day, now it's time for some tablet browsing and then in a few hours I will commence the comfy phone posting

>>79251523
>cuff jeans

AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCKING CRINGE

>>79251497
they're just autists who think it doesn't count because of arbitrary reasons

couple of right jealous cunts in this thread jfc

>>79251543
never know when you might need one

>>79251299
were I a ' I'd have opted for thailand or some such jungle asian country

>>79251348
cheers lad

>>79251523
Fucks sake why did you knick my pasta strainer

>>79251589
You ok?

>usually walk dog in woods and across fields near my house
>fancy a change as day off work and plenty of time
>some nice lakes near my house
>he's only ever been in a car when going to the vets
>fold seats down and stick the bastard in
>he starts going crazy and crying
>retard keeps standing up instead of just laying down
>falling all over the place
>suddenly smell shit
>start shouting and telling him to stop moving
>moves even more
>pull over as soon as I can
>open boot
>he bolts
>shit everywhere

Took me 20 minutes to find and catch the dog and I had to clean a load of shit up with subway napkins when I got back. Probably gonna cost me 20 quid to have the car cleaned as well

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to be honest, 26k a year is like a rags to riches success story for someone who was born on a council estate
this nigger be wearing air force ones while all these other runts on his estate be wearing donnay trainers from a matalan sale

>>79251579
>not letting other mugs get the slag drunk before swooping in whilst she's paralytic

.. Portugal?

>>79251579
Doesn't count as sex but it's still amazing sex, it's their job they are fucking animals in bed
>>79251594
Why wouldn't you want an endless array of nationalities to choose from?

>>79251586
I also have a range of devices with which I post on /brit/.

going to berlin for a few days at the end of the month

>>79251572
which discord servers you on lad

>>79251617
nicht ein wort

8/10 lesbian girl at work touched my shoulders with both her hands today and i blushed

>>79251564
Thanks, sis

I'll keep doing just that and hopefully it'll be easier to style into something and some point

>>79251563
You're the pakis of Europe and of this thread

>>79251637
going to hamburg in a couple weeks

>>79251550
>I know where he's coming from
a council estate?
rofl

>>79251659
is this the one you're in love with

>>79251487
>'HURR EVERYONE SHOULD GIVE HALF THEIR MONEY TO POOR AFRICANS!!'
>uses every underhand legal loophole imaginable to pay as little taxes as he can

YEAH YEAH YEAAAAHHHHH!

>>79251571
what's wrong with that?

>>79251340
STATE of all the rappers that made choons about trump and then had to backtrack when he went political

https://youtu.be/GLa9YxV1Xps
https://youtu.be/BwHnhsuaNbw
https://youtu.be/AcnBGtL25VY

everyone stop crying at each other and calm down

>>79251660
>says the actual LITERAL paki
soon as i'm done with this wank i'll be on the next train to manny to cave your head in with a fucking cinderblock

sometimes i feel so happy

sometimes i feel so sad

Got banned from the footy board again lmao

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>>79251618
Cheers bro I'm really content, my chakras are aligned
>>79251637
Have fun and don't get blown up haha x
What are you planning?>>79251660
Fuck off it's literally one of the best countries I've been to. You are a paki, slavs are ten times better than you lot even if they are barely white
>>79251667
>he's still going
Embarrassed for you

>>79251680
yeah so he can give more money to the poor africans and to help cure aids

I don't actually reckon I could heem any one of you lot and all those times I said I was doing a poo I was lying

just felt the need to come clean with you all

>>79251678

not in love with her at all, just find her very attractive. she really is pretty, i was taken aback when i heard she was a rug muncher. a real waste.

>>79251700
everyone on /sp/ is a glory hunting paki who's never been to a footy game in their lives

fuck em

>>79251601
how did you make get job when you live in UK and they live in japan, how make with have interview happen

>>79251659
are you a girl

>>79251487
>we gotta think about the environment!
>flies a private jet around

>>79251722
how could you be so insincere

>>79251685
fuck black caesar niggas call me black trump

>>79251704
being content on 26k?
no wonder you live on a council estate
you need some ambition in life sweetie

really want to be in a relationship with dua lipa where I am severely emasculated by her and bullied both physically and psychologically in to voting for labour

The council estate lad has to go travelling and hire prostitutes to make up the fact that he missed out on things people take for granted (e.g. relationships, sex etc).

Pity him in a way.

>>79251727
No, not /sp/. Not even a 4chan board.

I was arguing with lefties about Rees-Mogg and clique got upset

>>79251685
based jeezy

>>79251694
Spoken like a true paki, bet you'll bring along 27 cousins and none of you will pay train fare

>>79251704
Not fooling anyone, Jakub

honestly reckon i'm the most polite poster on brit

>>79251757
>>79251769
>still going
Pure unadulterated and unfiltered autism

Why do Brits refuse to live in the real world?
Maddening desu

>>79251797
well fuck off then and find somewhere better suited to your manners

>>79251736

no

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>>79251779
Need to buy a coat like that

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3y5ijBznOY


/are lads/

>>79251769
I already said I shagged local birds, prozzies are just a good experience tbf. Won't get better sex anywhere else it's like shagging a pornstar. You won't find any young straight normie who doesn't fuck prozzies when they go to the likes of Prague
>implying you aren't a virgin

>>79251779
that zipper is enormous

imagine growing up on a council estate, living off frozen chips and turkey twizzlers

should be classed as child abuse, then again, can't expect much more from lazy uneducated mongs from council estates

>>79251849
Absolute state of your existence.

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>>79251859
imagine being obsessed about some other poster on the internet

>>79251779
eurasian master race

>>79251809
what do you mean

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>I already said I shagged local birds

>>79251006


ROARING

>>79251849

this
anti-prozzie types are always virgin losers who think sex is something sacred

>>79251849
not everyone is a degenerate who can't get pussy without paying for it

>>79251859
>uneducated sweetie
Umm no pumpkin I'm a software engineer

want to have a wank but also kind of dont want to

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>>79251908
shame you couldn't engineer a better life for yourself

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what are you at for the weekend then lads?

don't reply if you're some stay-at-home runt

>>79251946
dial up

What's the highest number you can think of?

Me? It's 26 thousand

>>79251859
>i'm superior because my life has been so much easier
Silly cunt.

>>79251849
i had a thai massage in Thailand with a happy ending. was GOAT>>79251849
>>79251902
normies are obssesed with shagging prozzies in prague and thailand but you wouldn't know that because you're autistic
>I'm waiting for muh pure girl next door to swoop her off her feet

>>79251859
Since you were on benefits, the exam boards past you through, they can't go around failing poor people (that'd be classist) and since then, you passed all your BTECs and were on your way to work as an IT engineer

>>79251951
what do you for a living then

>>79251716
hard to swallow that shite when I see his ridiculous mansion in Dublin and know he does that sneaky shit. I commend his efforts to help africans but he shouldn't be telling everyone else who isn't a multi-millionaire rockstar and has to pay taxes, bills and a mortgage etc to be giving away a significant bulk of their meager earnings when he probably only gives a comparatively minor amount of his own

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2010 Amy Schumer was actually quite pretty lads.

>>79251939
Try HRT

You never want to wank but know you need to

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bono... what a legend

>>79251951
Are you a paki? Fucking dreadful attempt at banter.

>>79251988
he needs that mansion so he can have room to cure aids in tho

>>79251952


bitta Golf.

nothing wrong with frozen chips and turkey twizzlers

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>>79251849

>>79251951
I envy him, never been on a holiday in my life or had sex with someone that isn't a brit

>>79251859
being treated to a "chippy" on a friday after school
imagine your life being this grim

>>79251970
you're a bit defensive mate

why does poley still post here when all anyone does is laugh at how much of a fucking cabbage he is?

>>79251998
ah yes chemically castrating yourself and paving a road of future health problems

>shag FWB last night and this morning twice
>texts me just now saying she's horny

euugh can't be arsed lads

>>79251840
haha, cuckold

we shouldn't make fun of him really, not his fault he was born on some council estate... he never stood a chance

>>79252020
can't argue with that I suppose

>>79251992
no she wasn't

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>TFW this is considered 5-star cuisine and a 3 course meal on a council estate

>>79252046
think that he thinks that its just playful banter when in reality its not

why does poley still come here said the irishman

>>79251859
>>79251951
weak banter you're also still going on about him it's clear you're extremely jealous
>>79252039
that was me not him you're a bit obsessed
>>79252071
most of us are defending him though

why does paddy still post here when all anyone does is laugh at how much of a fucking potato he is?

>>79251849
stop replying to these virgin autists mate

>>79252035
could be worse though, imagine being a paki and having to visit the mosque every day and stare at some 60 year old's backside whilst shouting allahu akhbar

>>79252059
you're a disgrace to men

>>79252090
like what leaves and yanks do

>>79252112
>Wearing another man's name on your underpants

bit gay t.b.h.

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>housemate has his normie mates in the sitting room/kitchen

>i can't eat anything for the rest of the night

>>79251988
thats where my da used to live

>>79251992
Typical paki

Any white or blonde is a 10/10 for you lot

>>79252046
I'm laughing at all of you

I have a job, just got promoted, I'll be moving out next month, I'm coming to terms with my identity

All of you though a perma-virgins, NEET, bitter, confused pathetic subhumans

>>79252108
why is it that racists are always from council estates?

>>79252086
autists have the shittest banter, fuck off
>>79252100
>getting mad at the irish now
sad man would take any irishlad over some virgin cunt that thinks he's better than someone. he's doing well at his age what do you do for a living?

how come lots of gay people have male pattern baldness?

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>>79252074

>>79252164
What the fuck are you rabbiting on about you fat paki idiot?

>>79252164
why are you so angry and defensive

been studying a few of your posts and you get touchy about the littlest things

>>79252163
live beside muzzies and blacks so know what they're like, you're just living in a fantasy world. i used to live on a council estate before moving to brighton those people are far worse than your average white guy from a council estate

>>79252163
maybe because they to live amongst the scum while you posh cunts sit in your leafy cottages oblivious to the madness

>>79252148
Literally happening to me right now aswell
Cant go downstairs for hours now ffs

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Dire.

>>79252163
because rich people don't live next to immigrants

>>79252202
>moving to brighton
>being gay and racist
lol

>>79251840
people always want more no matter how much you give them

>>79251952

recovering, still jet lagged from my latest transatlantic jaunt

Just report it and move on

>>79252154
but you are a perma virgin, confused subhuman

Sounds Like Your "Intersectionality" Doesn't Include Jews But Okay

shall not be posting in underage autism threads. have reported it. please pst a real new

janny needs to hammer down and start banning these cretins who make new threads befere 300 posts

>>79252307

they're the greatest shapeshifters ever

jews when it suits them, white when they want to slander whites.

>>79252308
at 310

makes me nostalgic to when janny would delete new threads until /brit/ was on page 5

>>79252337
310 is bumpy limit

still in here lads i'll move when it's 310
simple as
don't even acknowledge it

>>79252360
i'll 310 your nipples

prince fell through my skylight and i took this suit off his body

>>79252411
make sure to report it, though

>>79252207
has to be a shop or something

so what is /brit/'s political consensus?

>>79251627
.. Czech Republic?