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late night snack edition
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having a sit
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>>79225599
smiledog, yeah creepy as fuck. do you remember the grifter? jesus I wasn't the same after watching it

very, very good thread

>>>/x/19545996
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>>79225642
need a jewish wife
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I'm safe from Rokos basilisk because I've done 50000 google captchas hehe.
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hey dudes
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This should be legal in britain also.
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having a think
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>>79225684

They're pretty but Jewish wives turn into Jewish mothers.
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How do you nail down your flaccid willy length. Mine varies between 3.5 and 6.2 inches. Do I just say the biggest number for the ego boost or average the two lengths out?
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sue
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What happened to her t-shirt unboxing videos?
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wtf
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>>79225675
i remain unspooked
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>>79225646
this
i'm literally denoting all of my efforts to helping it's creation
take that, worms
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>>79225675
hello 13 year old
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>>79225740
pizzagate
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SURVIVAL
EXIT
CHAOS
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The morning sip
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DO NOT research

Rokos obelisk
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>>79225642
>>79225684
>>79225725
gas
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Anyone want to join the new group I'm forming? National Inaction, we won't do a fucking thing
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>>79225729

Why does it matter? You're not going to fuck anyone with a limp dick.

Mine varies from tiny when it's cold or I've been lifting weights to almost full erect length when it's warm and I've been doing cardio.
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the average yank spends more on fast food than they do on their mortgage
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absolute state of yank education system
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>>79225755
hardly 13 if I'm talking about a meme that comes from like 2008 4chan. it's a bit of fun you autistic freak
hownew.ru
>>79225749
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=The+bunny+man+bridge&gws_rd=cr&dcr=0&ei=_92xWargDYbIwQLD14-YCA
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>>79225777
Bit racist mate
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might go to a mosque
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>>79225792
shan't
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it's such a perfect day
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>>79225782
Flaccid is the dick most people will see. If I'm walking around in boxers, you can see the full 6 inches of length, for example.
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Things that should be legal
-being married to more then one person at the same time
-being married to animals
-transitioning covered by the nhs
-shaping oneself into new forms to gain increased elidricht power
-racism against white people
-giving homophobes aids
-burning the national flag
-extreme porn
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Anyone wanna come to my mosque
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'bout to spark one up lads
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>>79225798
good luck
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>>79225787
You should see how they do uni applications

all the teachers sit around a table and read the personal statement. they make a decision based off that. dad had cancer for 5 years? awww points, you're coming into the uni.
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>>79225812
if by mosque you mean musky pussy then yes
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Ever get it when you're on a night out wapped out your head having a wonderful time in your own little world and then for some reason you get a sense of extreme panic and anxiety for a very brief moment and you just zone out and feel life is absolutely futile ?

Happened the other night, I was talking to an attractive girl with great enthusiasm and enjoying it when suddenly I kind of just zoned out, stared into space and thought "what's the fucking point? Why am I talking to her? What am I doing here?"

It's an incredibly hard feeling to describe, usually get it when I'm on some sort of sniffable or eatable mind altering substance
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Cuckio meme? Can't say I remember it..
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>>79225827
doesn't at all sound like an incentive to bullshit the entire thing
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Am I the only girl who lurks in these threads
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does beer keep you awake?
i really fancy a quick pint, but i have to sleep soob also
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>>79225811
things Australia should have:
>A win against kangaroos
We can't have it all, lad
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felt great an hour ago but now i feel like SHIT
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Why do people insist on continuing to live in disaster prone areas like the carribean

"oh looks like our infrastructure has collapsed to another hurricane/tsunami" christ start building bunkers or better yet, migrate to an island not in the middle of nowhere
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>>79225848
no
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>>79225847
I identify as a girl
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>>79225847
probably yeah
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>>79225848
First pint or four have you melancholic and sleepy, a pint will put you to sleep
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https://youtu.be/e6QImzM9Ayk?t=142

>doesn't sound like you're happy
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>>79225858
Same reason people don't just change their gender but instead turn into tranny freaks.
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CA the every form of broadcast media should be politically neutral by law
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business idea: weather modification tech
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just realized guns wouldn't work in space and that's why we need lazer guns
>>79225642
cute
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>>79225847
Are you hot?
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If you like caves go to Chislehurst Caves

It's about £5 for a tour. Part of the tour they put you in complete darkness, and you start to hallucinate things.(it's one of the few times you'll be in absolute darkness in your life)

they also bang a huge drum in the distance to show you what it was like to shelter there during WW2 air raids. really cool for any lads in South/South east
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doing a gordon lightfoot
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:3
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Don't understand how Muslims have all that faith. Like the whole religion thing just seems really far fetched to me.
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>>79225889
dangerous and downright stupid
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>>79225872
think I first listened to Nevermind in like 93, I was 7
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>>79225863
Do you have a vagina?
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>>79225893
You from chislehurst lad? Grew up here, went to coopers
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>>79225890
they would work fine but the recoil would be terrible
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>>79225911
*skins you alive and roasts you over an open fire before consuming your flesh*
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>>79225911
except bunnies don't whore around for money
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>>79225915
like 2005 for me, i was 16
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>>79225911
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>>79225923
nah I'm a london waster
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>>79225912
i hate seeing their shitskin faces everywhere
should all be wiped out
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>>79225911
rorke wants to genocide bunnies through
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hmmm, yeess.
Out of the æther, he decides to unveil himself. And start a new thread, one so præmature for the sole purpose of getting his fugly goblinette onto the catalog for all its observators to see (to their misfortune).
Quality, originality, wit and the likes?
He careth not, as caring would obstruct him were his psyche give way to such frivolous thoughts.
A real leg-end of /brit/ (!)

Herbalize and report.
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>>79225872
Why
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àààééééééééééééé why does my keyboard do this to me
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>/x/ threads

ahh yes now I'm too scared to go downstairs now
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>>79225912
feel the same about all religions apart from deism and that barely counts
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>>79225948
? Chislehurst is london
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Anybody uglier then me should have their rights stripped and be forced to work as a slave.
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>>79225834
Existential crisis
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>>79225970
Cannæ sæ fæ sure lad
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>>79225970
Frog
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>>79225927
but they need oxygen for the combustion reaction
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>>79225889
HAARP has been around for like 40 years
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>>79225911

You know what upsets me?

Ducks rape. Like a lot. Duck vaginas have all kinds of twists and turns and dead ends to avoid unwanted impregnation.

But does that affect how we look at ducks?

No

Do we still think ducks are cute and?

Yes

Do we want ducks any less because of their rape habits?

No

Treat people like ducks ok
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what if there are people with supernatural abilities out there

we will never know
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>>79225911
**shoots you**

it's alri, i'm an egalitarian, i treat humans and rabbits the same
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>>79225972
Always remember that one /x/ story about gypsies in the woods but have never ever found it again after all these years.
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>>79225915
For me dad's rock was more Pink Floyd and Rolling Stones.

It's a weird sensation, understanding your dad was once cool. Mine even played bass in a band.
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>>79225916
I was born with a vagina, in my mind.
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>>79225999
SECOND 999 i've gotten today. on a roll
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>>79225941
>pic
11/10
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>>79225970
AltGr is broken.
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>>79225999
hmmmmmmm you're correct
*googles*
>Fires can't burn in the oxygen-free vacuum of space, but guns can shoot. Modern ammunition contains its own oxidizer, a chemical that will trigger the explosion of gunpowder, and thus the firing of a bullet, wherever you are in the universe. No atmospheric oxygen required.
i see
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>>79226020
>in my mind.
Did the doctor agree?
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>>79225941

Kekked and saved
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black hole sun
won't you come
won't you come
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tired of living lads
no prospects for my future
wanna just kill some subhumans
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>>79225999
>he thinks people are so stupid that they couldn't figure out how to shoot in space
mong
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>>79226007
CIA actually had a programmer where they searched for people with "psychic" powers. Stargate programe was also a programe where the military tried to burst a goats heart by looking at it and all other mental shit like trying to walk through walls.
The documents are public:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargate_Project
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>>79225963
because he doesn't sound happy.
But if you ask me it was ironic(al)
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>>79226020
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>>79225989
you're pushing it lad
you been to the caves?
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>>79225941
He looks like the "sharia doesn't bloody allow it" meme here
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>>79226050
>wanna just kill some subhumans
join the military?
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reported to geeceehaitchque
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>>79226050
having prospects causes me greater anxiety than having none
i unironically want to die
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>/x/
Shan't. Ah yes I love creeping myself out and being unable to go downstairs without thinking a demon is following you up the stairs
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>>79226050
try a noose
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>>79226056
Imagine how many strange things have gone on in the world that the public will never know about
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>>79225941
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shariah dont like it
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I hear you don't like pakis anon
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Dua if im honest lads ahahaha
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>>79226050
My impression would be that people who have no future prospects or desire to live would be classified as subhuman

Therefore you could fulfil both the desire to end your life and kill a subhuman by hanging yourself
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>>79226083
Not sure if most of these are a psy-op but it's weird
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/19/9-incredible-things-learnt-cias-declassified-documents-aliens/
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>>79226081
do you really scare that easily
I just come and have a laugh with /brit/ and i'm fine after a cheeky /x/post
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>>79226039
>>79226059
the doctor's a racist trumper, so no
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>>79225916
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>>79226084
FUCKING KEK
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>>79226056
saw "men who stare at goats" the other day
was quite enjoyable
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>>79226032
interdasting nevermind me then. we need to come up with a reason to need lazer guns still though. or something like mass effect where it's not really lazers but looks like it
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My house is relatively new yet 1 room is haunted (my bedroom). I think maybe the previous residents dog died here or something.

I have a huge mirror on a cupboard. I see stuff move in it sometimes. Once I saw a black object appear in the corner of the mirror. Had no idea what it was but my cat saw it and fucking bolted out of the room.
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>>79226099
You heard right.
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when did society become so sick?
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>RESCUE YOUR FATHER FROM THE REALM OF CHAOS AND RETURN TO THE REALM OF ORDER WITH WITH THE FRUITS OF YOUR SACRIFICE
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>>79226120

I didn't really like it. Saw it with my sister. That dildo chair was awkward af.
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>>79226144
During Turdeau Sr.'s reign of terror.
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>>79226099
She's Latina
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my fav chaturbate model is on might do a wank
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>>79226144
"sexual revolution"
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>>79226144

It's always been sick anon. For most of history much sicker.
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think the CIA have been taking a bit too much of their own LSD

>the papers show how the CIA was attempting to harness these abilities in individuals to spy on people and alter important objects, amongst other abilities.

>One of the processes described, called “Psychoenergetics,” described a “mental process” where a person can “view,” “communicate,” or alter objects that are located in different space or time away from the subject. It also describes things such as remote viewing, where people can see objects that are located in another place, as well as telekinesis, which is the ability for someone to move objects they are not physically in contact with.
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>>79226138
i'm living in a brand new house. moved in two weeks ago and i keep hearing and seeing shit whilst laying in bed trying to sleep. must be my imagination
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>>79226104
typical dumb subhuman paddy post
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>>79226144
when technology allowed direct power over millions of people. (as opposed to a huge empire like Rome, which was actually very loose)
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>>79226178

Nah. She's the daughter of some famous Bollywood actor. Shah Rukh Khan or something.
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>>79226144
internet, mobile phones, reality tv etc...
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>be American
>have british GF
>she refuses to leave her family in the UK
>life would be better in the US, but I'd feel like shit without her
>If I moved to the UK, life would be shit but I would have her

Why must life be so difficult?
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When lava pours out near the sea surface, tremendous volcanic explosions sometimes occur
In time, submarine sea-mounts or islands are formed
When lava flows underwater, it behaves differently
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>Release your fruit in the realm of father's mouth
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>>79226206
Just neck yourself already you sour cunt kek
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>>79226233
the dandelion
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>>79225710
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>>79226201
New houses need to settle and will croak and stuff
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>>79226222
Nice
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>>79226232
don't move for a girl
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Why do they think humans would be better at solving chess problems than a computer?
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>>79226105
the common theory prevailing the roswell crash that isnt centred around aliens is that it was high tech cia equipment. the cia then perpetuated the alien shit to avoid having people ask what kind of high tech shit actually crashed.

the cia would pull that shit all the time. iirc during the engineering of the blackbird, none of the papers were stamped classified because they were so insane that if the papers were lost or blown away, people would think they were the ramblings of mentalist
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>>79226242
quiet subhuman
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I heard the Gucci cuck moved to China to become scum of society ESL filth
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>>79226255
peek a boo
I see you
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>>79226262
this, she'll leave you after a month
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>>79226232
Life would be better in the UK though, they actually have labour laws and healthcare and they're marginally less fat.
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Started a new game in GTA 5 lads
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>tired of living lads
>no prospects for my future
>wanna just kill some subhumans
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>>79226264
probably hasn't developed enough to scour the Internet, read a like and carry out the task
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>>79226269
Wahhhh wahhh I live a pointless directionless worthless life I just want to kill some minorities wahhh :'((((

Back to the 'dit kiddo
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>>79226194
When I watch a russian video on youtube (own by tech and IA leader Google) and click "automatic subtitles" (speech recognition) then "automatic translate", I have a good laugh at the state of artificial intelligence and modern technology.
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>>79226248
the past
inside the present
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>>79226264
not real ie fake
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>>79226275
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>>79226281
>any GTA game after San Andreas

Shite taste pal
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>>79226290
pwoah
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>>79226256
i keep thinking about pic related desu
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>>79226277
>>79226262

We've been together 12 years

>>79226280

But I would make a fraction of what I do here, have a higher cost of living, pay more taxes, have no space, worse weather, etc.

Life in Britain is shit.
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>Year 7
>watching conspiracy stuff on YouTube with the normies in IT class

takes me back
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Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
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>>79226316
Who be this little fellow?
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rate the new wojak
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>>79226312
Naw dawg Los Santos in first person is dope af
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>>79226144
Was born with the New Left
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Left
1960s
But blow me down, it has REALLY been on fire in the last 7 years.
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>>79226309
what a cheeky smile
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Damn...
Really makes me think
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>>79226324
>Be American
>Get shot
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>>79226280
ignorant yank, FOY
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>typical dumb subhuman paddy post
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>>79226316
You did NOT have to post that

Remember the tiptoe round the window song scene? hated that
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>>79226331
jump scare from a presumably shit film
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Imagine being so pathetic you become a white monkey in China only to get laid for once with a monkey faced bottom tier Chink
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>>79226264
good point, but what they're up against is just script kiddies, not Big Blue
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>>79226346
Bad post, reconsider your life.
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>>79226331
it's from Insidious(the first one)
gave me a decent spook it did
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I'm sick and tired of people hating on Rick and Morty. Christ, we get it, you're not into the show. The point isn't that it's genius, it's that it's super blunt about depression and other domestic problems. People like how lucid and off the wall it is in its nihilism. It's clever; it's not the show's fault its viewers take it more seriously than they should.
The fandom is full of shitheads but a lot of the haters are just as bad.
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>>79226342
Woah... Powerful..
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>>79226280

We are poorer and have fewer freedoms.
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Proof that the UK is shit: the disproportionate number of them on 4chan
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alright I'm deffo not going downstairs now

although my Nigerian neighbour laughing loudly is chilling things out
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>>79226316
wouldn't be half as scary if he wasn't barring his teeth
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>>79226382
oh just shut up
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Redpill me on traditionalism
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>>79226372
What does he do?
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>>79226297
mboko
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>>79226385
Just love it when an ethnic minority brightens up my day :) really makes me remember how important they are x
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>>79226266
dis-info is a huge problem. flat earth for example is a psy-op used to discredit theorists and make them look retarded.
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>tfw central heterochromia
wish my eyes were just pure baby blue instead of green in the middle
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fine with horror films

went to watch a horror film in the cinema for the first time, front row seats

developed heart problems after that, so many fucking jumpscares. still have problems today
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>>79226410
he's a demon
he does demon things
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>>79226385
That's not laugher hes summoning some African voodoo curse that'll only affect your downstairs
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flat earth is real
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>>79226342
kek
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>>79226312
>implying gta iv doesnt have the best driving in any game ever
>implying it wasn't the pinnacle of sandbox games
>shooting people in the leg and watching them limp away
>unreal physics
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>>79226144
1945 was the beginning of the end
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really enjoy browsing my instagram feed for slags
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>>79226442
Like pissing on the bog seat?
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>>79225725
one of the prettiest grils walking the earth 2bh
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>>79226424
>used to discredit theorists and make them look

Unironically think this happened with illuminati. Spent a lot of money pushing the Le MLG doritos illuminati thing
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>>79226465
Lol
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the species
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>>79226453
>pushing niggers down a flight of stairs and then just standing on their face
GTA IV was great.
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>>79226341
i like her eye smiles
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>>79226465
*tannoy crackles*
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Miss Tildeanon lads
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seeing "it" with the protogf tomorrow lads
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remember ood on Doctor Who? terrified me as a kid
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>>79226495
*Mrs
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a hard black speck seems to be under my skin right in the crease of my thigh and groin, and its got a small pale ring about it. oozes pus. it's pretty small but what the fuck is it?
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>go down stairs to get a glass of milk
>walking up the stairs and this thing is behind you
what do?
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>>79225738
I like her. Did she take them down?
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If I was sexually attracted to lads I could definitely see the appeal

Lads are so much sounder than women
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>>79226516
>black
sorry lad you aren't white
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>>79226501
What are you seeing?
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>>79226489
>lobbing coke cans at cops
>drink-driving
>getting to 6 stars and hiding at that easter egg bit at the statue of liberty so you couldn't get caught
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>>79226418
anyone played shin megami tensei strange journey here? i'm thinking of installing desmume and playing it again but i'll have to start all the way over again which i dont think i could handle. got about 60% through a few years ago
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Saw a hawk kill a pigeon today, was quite fascinating desu
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https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Elliot_Rodger

I am not part of the human race. Humanity has rejected me. The females of the human species have never wanted to mate with me, so how could I possibly consider myself part of humanity? Humanity has never accepted me among them, and now I know why. I am more than human. I am superior to them all. I am Elliot Rodger... Magnificent, glorious, supreme, eminent... Divine! I am the closest thing there is to a living god. Humanity is a disgusting, depraved, and evil species. It is my purpose to punish them all. I will purify the world of everything that is wrong with it. On the Day of Retribution, I will truly be a powerful god, punishing everyone I deem to be impure and depraved.
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>>79226526
Kick him in the face and tell him to fuck off, Halloween isn't til over a month from now.
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>>79226526
get my phone out an play French Montana unforgettable
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ah yes /x/

I browse it once every 6 months and everyone just seems insane
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>>140687867

kek
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>>79226402
traditions n dat
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>>79226526
strip naked and present my ballbag forthwith for a proper disemboweling
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>>79226489
>starting on people by running into them really fast
>get really autistic and immersed, get an suv and mac-10
>do a tactical drive-by scope out the location and your target and your getaway
>pull it off really clean before the cops get there
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>>79226526
grab it's ass and then moonwalk 360 degrees backwards
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>>79226544
>car breaks down
>kick it
>it works again

>shoot the antenna off your car
>radio stops working
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>>79226566
edit

>>>/pol/140687867
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>>79226539
I'd rather be gay with a woman.
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family were poor so I had to play GTA 4 at my friend's house
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>>79226471
>Spent a lot of money pushing the Le MLG doritos illuminati thing
Defo a manufactured meme to make people researching the elites retarded you're spot on
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>>79226558
>tfw no elliot rodger film with a banging 80s soundtrack
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>>79226516
spot/insect bite that's mildly infected
i dont fucking know im not a doctor
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>>79226588
can't wait for the day when white faggot lefties come up against their muslim pets
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>>79226563
Lmao
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fuck me GTA iv was unreal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QlD9cjRVZY
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>>79226588
>Your comments are abominable! Surely Islam doesn't teach to hate fellow brothers or sisters, no matter what orientation we are all human.
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>>79225769
>I get my coffee sold to me ready-bottled in a supermarket or automated mechanic vendor
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>>79226564
used to go on it regularly before i got tired of the RPing wankers and people posting blatant bullshit (read: succubus) threads

>>79226584
i don't know why on earth they thought a couple of minigames and a bigger map would be valid tradeoffs for pacifying the next game so much
>>
>French Montana unforgettable

Tune mentioned
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what would you like to do to the politicians who facilitated mass immigration into britain?
>>
Just summoned a succubi to succmybollocks
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>>79226697
nice try gchq
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question: do those metal reusable bottles actually keep water cold
>>
>>79226677
>>79226564
It's all trolls tbf. But the nope threads and urban exploration ones are really good
>>
So we go inside and we gravely read the stones. All those people, all those lives. Where are they now?
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>>79225740
ever see the videos on that world corpo site?

where it sounds like someone is abusing a kid by scaring it to death. at some point in one of the videos the person torturing the kid starts chanting a song from a childrens tv show and starts whispering "im john puh....---" and catches himself and stops.


some people even claimed they heard the kid saying "skippy" when the person in the video was asking the kid "WHATS MY NAME?!?!" but i dont know which video its in. i'd post links to the videos but they're very disturbing and idk if theyre bannable.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/25/john-podesta-talks-about_n_146272.html

and here are his former staffers saying that he has an alter ego. that he turns into someone they've nicknamed named "skippy" when he gets angry. they said its almost like he "turns into another person"


and heres a photo of someone talking about eating "pasta" that they had at christmas despite it being a few months after christmas. and a picture of him going to a place called "christmas island," the island that a rich and powerful convicted pedophile named jerry epstein would fly his plane to regularly to fuck kids.


i could probably go on all day about this guy 2bh. from the art that he likes to a few emails that seem a bit suspicious... theres something going on with johnny P
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>>79226697
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
>>
Watching ozark
>>
Why do the trans community assume they have the support of gays?
>>
>>79226726
You think you're hot shit don'tcha?
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>>79226697
>>
I fall in love with every attractive woman who gets within 10 metres of me
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>>79226736
what goes through your mind to actually think or post something like this
genuinely curious
do you have some sort of mental illness?
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>>79226733
What do you think of it? BrBa rip off but it's okay. Terrible ending
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Off to the gym oioi

Why aren't you lads bettering yourselves?
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>>79226759
le epic gender dysphoria man strikes again :)
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>>79226704
>a succubi
>a
>-i ending
Plebeian FAIL
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>>79226776
WHO?
>>
A guard in Oblivion comes across a child he knows to be the son of an infamous thief. The kid hasn't done anything wrong, but regardless the guard runs up to him and shouts

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL'S CUM
>>
>>79226736
they're all mentally fucked up diseased freaks
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>>79226759
>do you have some sort of mental illness?
I'm not trans
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>>79226704
>a
>succubi
>Do you even latin bro?
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>>79226712
i was honestly interested in the occultism/metaphysical side of things and for a short while i recall some more serious efforts being made to actually discuss it
eventually it was just overrun with 'how do i summon demons to suck my dick /x/' posts and it just became boring to see proper discussion driven off
that was about 2013 and last i checked it hadn't really improved
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>>79226776
don't see the point
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>>79226764
What do I think of it? Basically, what you said
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unironically reported for islamaphobia
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drinking beer and watching my webm collection on shuffle with my cat

this one gondola webm just came on and i almost cried
and i was... i was a mess! a big, hairy blubbery mess.
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>>79226786
take your meds reddit
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>>Do you even latin bro?
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beer tastes awful and doesn't get you drunk
at least cider tastes nice
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>>79226668
S, sorry
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>>79226850
Epic roast, bro! Bruthhhaamannn!
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read about this rokos basilisk business lads
not particularly concerned desu
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Been very lazy with brushing my teeth lately
feel so bad about it
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how's brexit going
>>
>>79226817
you should vipassana meditation, only thing I find truly supernatural is deep meditation sittings. there are some occult meditation practices but they're so obscure that you need to go to a library to read about them
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your country is only civilised if you let men fuck each other in the ass
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>>79226863
People who refuse to drink beer because they don't like the taste are the highest breed of irritating dryshite cunts
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just want britain to be white again lads
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>>79226835
Thats jpg not webm tho
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>>79226863
I'm getting second-hand shame from your post
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>>79226863
t. woman
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>>79226534
Yeah, I think so. I can't find them anymore
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anime
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>>79226873
Don't know what you're on about frankly.
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>>79226850
>doesn't realize the obvious reference to the DYEL meme
Newfag out
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>>79226939
That was really crazy. She probably got harrassed for loving her sweet supreme gentleman
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>Beer doesn't get you drunk

t. Hasnt drank enough beer

What's this mug on about
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>>79226960
>>79226960
>>79226960
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>>79226873
did you read the rationalwiki page
i prefer their game theory articles

>>79226905
when i have the time/drive i'd like to learn more about indian or tibetan practices and the philosophy in general but short of travelling to a monastery i wouldn't know where to start
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>>79226827
Did you post that /pol/ thread?

Why are football clubs forcing their players to adorn gay symbolism?
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>beer tastes bad
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>just want britain to be white again lads
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