Fake Taxi ed.
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis
>>79215317
FOY
>you will never creampie a pale Brit slag
>>79215317
love a good fake taxi simple as
my life? nah not a fan
anime
alri lads
>have to go to Grimsby on business tomorrow
Only gonna be there for probably 3-4 hours then I have the rest of the day to myself. Might go into Cleethorpes as I haven't been for about 10 years.
What's it like nowadays?
Should I buy a Kindle (Paperwhite)?
That's the 110 quid model
>>79215383
>>79215258
is sweden really comfy?
i feel really drawn to the baltic sea for some reason. does it all look like this..8
>>79215400
if you actually read, it's a good investment
find out if you like reading first though
sue
>>79215399
grim as can be
(never been dont know lol)
yewkip?
>>79215317
Post name
>>79215340
listening to jai paul demos haha
janny this can't be happening
I AM the FBI!
>will never get the time back that I wasted lis'ning to David Aaron-O-Bitch
was recently a lefty but i've seen the light and become a fashy lad now
Reminder that over 50% of the yank population is non-binary.
florida is about to get fucked
>>79215453
I'm hoping it'll encourage me to read and it'll be a lifelong tool
Really want to spend some money
>>79215552
OI
>was recently a lefty but i've seen the light and become a fashy lad now
janny
>>79215397
alri
>>79215620
Janny doesn't respond to kshitter reports anymore
>>79215457
who is she?
>>79215597
the absolute state of the midwest
I've seen the light and have since become an agnostic radical centrist.
Manny
shot my load up this almost every night this week
fuck off foreners
>>79215485
very good lad
what's the fastest you've ever driven lads? last week I got my new motor up to a ton on an empty stretch of dual carriageway, would have gone up some more but I thought I saw a camera van on a bridge over the road
>>79215642
xcom is making me depressed
>>79215691
Bad post
>If you're not doing x then you're part of the problem
>If you don't like x then you're part of the problem
Lefty arguments are always so convenient
Have you ever shot your load into a real vagina?
When lefties see me they start running cause of how fucking redpilled i am. They know if push comes to shove i would obliterate them in one on one politics.
big fan of the free market
Tranny
>>79215397
>>79215642
nice proxies
>>79215712
Mental
>>79215712
Thought she was gonna give him a bj
>>79215720
130mph at 1am on the motorway
Don't have any opinions because someone might disagree and get offended.
>>79215737
Do you literally sit there worrying about 'leftys' think and say?
why? how does sitting there ruminating over what they might be thinking or doing help you in anyway?
why not just not concern yourself with them, maybe you'd be happier.
Harrenhall?
>>79215778
Literally not a proxy
Lads, things are getting a little weird between me and my sister.
She's 18 and I'm 20 and I've noticed that ever since she hit puberty she has always been very 'close' to me, but I don't mean close in a sibling love kind of way, I mean close in an incest sort of way. She has purposely walked in on me changing and bathing/showering multiple times. She says it's an accident but I know for a fact its on purpose. Not only that but when she goes out on a night out with her friends and gets hammered, she comes home, and if I'm still awake she will come straight to my room and get waaaay too fucking close for comfort with me and has asked several times if she can sleep in my bed, often giving some bullshit excuse like she's too tired to move or she's cold.
I've been with a few girls and she acts the exact same way that they do. The way she stares into my eyes and the way she moves around in my presence. How she bends over in front of me to pick something up and takes her time while she's doing it.
Its fucked up, but the most fucked up thing about it is over these past couple years I have become more and more attracted to my sister to the point that I have thought about doing shit with her that shouldn't even cross a brothers mind and I find her more and more attractive with each day that passes and she now feels less like my sister and more like 'just some girl'
Need help, this isn't normal
>>79215720
80, I've only ever owned shit heaps though, that was it maxed out, sat on with a lad doing 115 before
any lads currently wanking itt?
>>79215797
calm down lefty
>>79215653
susan
>>79215825
Will be i 2020.
>>79215712
fingers got moist just looking at this
GOOD shout to the lad who told me to try the drug lyrica.
Literally the best drug I've ever tried. It's perfect. It feels like the relaxation and hypnosis of benzos, the body high of opiates, the confidence of speed, the euphoria and empathy of mdma and the trippiness of ketamine.
Unreal drug, anyone tried it? Why isn't it popular?
>>79215806
illustrative proof, Danny.
>>79215836
Not a lefty.
if people were posting 'i bet the blood rightists are thinking x' i'd make the same post.
Rees-Mogg is an "extremist" because he doesn't support mass murder of babies
Mental world we live in
>>79215720
Like 120 down the M5
100 down an A road
80 down the same A road and had my licence taken
any OC man in
make an image of an anglo saxon man saying "normans reeee"
maybe this already exists
New Hitman filter lmao
>>79215834
no, planning to have a full day wank sesh when my coke arrives tomorrow
>tfw my parents called me Cicero
It's constant fucking banter I can't handle it. My mates have started calling sissiero and it's really getting to me lads.
How much does it cost to change your name? I sound like I'm a fucking philosopher and I'm a working class lad that wears g-star
>>79215862
Where can I get it now the darknet has been nuked?
Spent a bunch of money on clothes, got a haircut, and started using gel to style my hair.
Girls have started talking to me.
have the act of excreting on the mind
any human in
>>79215862
where did you get it from
>>79215880
>babies
>>79215804
>dual carriageway
>>79215825
Oh yeah, and she LOVES the incest scenes between Jaime and Cersei Lanister in GoT
Back when we were watching the earlier seasons I swear she would get off to the scenes of them fucking and would always voice her opinions on how hot it was to her even thought they were brother and sister
>>79215913
skyrim came out in 2011 how fucking underage are you
>>79215830
>m.f.w. I realize he means euro-kilometric-pascals
>>79215865
Not sure how to prove it. It's half 3 in the morning here and don't have a pen to make a timestamp
drinking jack daniels and coke
>>79215965
Pics
>>79215844
what does she do?
haha electricity provider is threatening to cut me off and I told them go fuck their own fucking dicks HAHAHA bunch of faggo
>>79215959
Nice implications softlad
>>79215947
the right can't meme
>>79215929
traderoute and dream are still up???
>>79215913
Screaming
>>79215988
no lol
remember diadora haha
>>79216019
Do it
nothing speaks volumes
>>79215951
up the garry, lad
>>79215994
take dicks for money
>>79215963
fair enough. I'll be on the look-out, though. After all, it IS my job.
>>79215886
alright
three little girls from school are we
pert as school girls well can be
filled to the brim with girlish gleee!!!!
three little girls from school
>>79216057
I'll post a pic or two when I go and get a bank card later
>>79215994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf7dgLoaBCc
>>79215965
poof
>>79215913
>iktf sort of
My name is unironically Nigel
>>79216044
remember kappa trackies bottoms with the buttons rofl
rolling spliffs with clip from a marlboro red sucks, it doesn't pack together well
dog (german shepherd) called me a Beaner
half oriental half white women are the best
sucking jack an daneil's cock
>>79216008
thanks GCHQ I'll use those honeypots
Is this a mental illness? It almost definitely is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDVsGyhteEg
>>79216044
>lotto
the mixfu
im tweety bird
tweet tweet
>>79216140
>he doesn't rank lotto
>>79216005
it's a copy of a pathetic left ''''''meme'''''' >>79215619
any hackney man in
>>79215885
>>79215788
complete lies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q62_IaVvii4
>>79216071
is this Orange Caramel? not a kpop man at all but sort of liked them back in the day
>>79216156
Did you see a puddy cat?
>>79216177
>>79216097
retro kappa is pretty aesthetic still tbf
kpoop
dr.poo
bought a ball stretcher
can't wait to stick it on
>>79216172
15 CANS OF STELLA
WAHOOZA
>>79216198
*start swinging arms*
>>79216186
mi adore
>>79216128
being a woman is a mental illness mate
they're all seeking attention in different degrees
what movies that have came out this past decade do you think will be remade/rebooted ?
>>79215951
>>79215825
Don't believe a word, jay. You fucked it with the GOT story
>>79216008
>>79215940
not him but it's quite easy to get it presibed I get 300mg a day. Complain about anxiety get given SSRIs and come back and say they didn't work and your friend has clinical depression and general anxiety disorder and he got a drug called lyrica that helped him massively.
It's the new drug they are given out instead of benzos
JRPGs are literally the equivalent of novels
>>79215949
how is that remotely fedorable?
motorists drive on them in the British Isles.
>>79216266
Really? Cool
*walks away and talks to someone more interesting*
>>79216261
every capeshitflick
>>79215712
*lets her hand go*
>>79216266
had to sit and talk to a old FWB bf today it was proper awkward kept having flashbacks mid sentence of coming on her face. lad has no idea
>>79215952
>>79216017
hello brainlets. cicero was a roman orator imagine being so retard you first hear that name on a video game
>>79216044
*enters thread in hitecs and xworx baggy jeans*
ALRIGHT
ALRIGHT
EVERYTHINGS GONNA BE ALRIGHT
gham was the industrial centere of the entire planet, it is home to the most important innovations of the industrial age and was renown as the city of a 1000 trades.
however because the north was lagging behind and because birmingham in the 1930s was a model of civic pride that put london to shame (reminder that london is not an impressive city in a historical sense outside of being designated the capital), the government had determined that the correct action was to reroute industry in birmingham to the north, whilst decreasing birmingham's population.
An example of this could be the story of a guy who owned a factory, besides a vacant one. He asked for permission to buy the vacant neighbouring one, however was told he could not use it and would instead have to buy a factory in telford. In the process of expanding to telford the cost of transporting too and fro from telford of course made it unprofitable to expand.
These industries which had created a milieau of innovation and expertise throughout birmingham and the black coutnry were suddenly appearing in random towns where they were not destined to gain a great foothold.
Unfortunately the decline of british industry, coincided with the rise of asian substitution of industry. However why was Germany managed to retain its industry, but not the UK? The reason is that the expertise and innovation that had been clustering in birmingham was destroyed, and so British industry was no longer at the cutting edge.
The north stayed poor
Birmingham became a destitute shithole
and the UK's economy went from producing things of value, to being based on the actions of a few men dicking about in the City of London.
Birmingham's fate is britain's fate.
>>79216126
not LE, just want your bitcoin before i exit scam
>>79216266
name 3 good JRPGs
need to exit my abode and travel across town in my automobile in order to purchase small plastic bags full of clumps of cocaine hydrochloride. farewell, gents
>>79216309
wrong
http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Cicero
>>79216339
final fantasy 7 8 and 9
>>79216187
yes laddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z9R57maGvc
Love globalism
Love multiculturalism
Love people of colour
Love open borders
Love feminsism
Love women
Love tolerance
Love communism
Love liberalism
Love muslims
Love buddhists
Love hindus
Love jains
Love atheists
Love jews
Love homesexuals
Love transgender people
Love gender-fluid people
Love furries
Love bronies
Love anime fans
Love gamers
Love physical weakness
Love the blind
Love the disabled
Love cuckoldry
Love cuck porn
Love promiscuity
Love sex outside of marriage
Love miscegnation
Love blow-jobs
Love anal
Love pedophilia
Love necrophilia
Love zoophilia
Love BDSM
Love MILF fetishism
Love incest
Love feet
Love intercrural sex
Love birdwatching
Love drowning
Love free healthcare
Love drag-queens
Love crossdressing
Love drug use
Love weed
Love rap
Love punching nazis
Love love
why do you filthy brit scum open so many /brit/ threads? go outside you autists
>>79216314
Milton Keynes shall rise from the ashes
knocked over the wifi router and it broke
luckily i managed to blame the cat haha
and even luckier it started working again on its own after a few minutes anyway
>>79216309
Don't give a shit
>>79216339
FF VII, X, XV
>>79216364
and thats with plastic surgery
fuck off
>>79216088
one of them looks like the ladybaby weighlifter
>>79216379
just ordered a mafia hit on you. you fucked up kid
not a chav but I think tracksuits are pretty aesthetic and comfy feel sorry for the people missing out. imagine being so snobby you wouldn't wear something really comfy, who cares what twats think
>>79216276
foy
>>79216414
no
but which colour
>>79216181
Not lying though
Why do you think it's a lie?
black lives don't matter
>>79216369
shut the fuck up
>>79216379
>mainland scum getting jealous of superior anglos again
never gets old
is digimon ok?
>>79216088
if they're not a band, what are they
>>79216350
>>79216391
>>79216088
green > light blue > yellow > dark blue > pink > red
>>79215825
the porn industry is pushing this
not even joking, youre brainwashed
>>79216432
Unironically own a Burberry trackie
>doing work for the second weekend in a row
ahh yes 19 days of non-stop work :)
doing a raspberry (pi install)
>>79216044
Ya, the mighty 'gers wi' big Alex McLeish.
>>79216486
'much did that skin ye
>>79216432
always wear tracky bottoms and shorts in the house
>>79216472
alri
>"I appreciate the lot of you 4chan guys feel empowered to join the rest of us in civil society now that papa bear Trump is telling ya it's okay. But let me send you a message. This is a blip. A temporary entafada. I know it feels good to have your worst instincts validated, but don't be fooled. Use this opportunity, now that you're out of your parent's basement, to meet a few people that aren't like you."
>>79216530
>Raphoe
If you could live overseas permanently, would you and where?
>>79216432
used to wear tracksuit bottoms everywhere as a student.
miss doing it
>>79216521
what are you going to do with it?
paid an escort £110 to fist my arse then piss on my face
30 minute session but the most awkward and bizarre experience of my life
never played any FF games til Xlll when I got a ps3. game was pretty boring but the soundtrack was peng as fuck
remember rpgs being more of a nintendo thing and I was a sega kid back in the day
british genocide when
>>79216557
cornwall
>>79216557
yes, i'd like to do a few countries.
spend a couple years fucking about in random developing countries before settling down somewhere nice like aus or pacific northwest or canada or maybe even netherlands or scandinavia (or perhaps in a nice part of a developing country like the rich areas of south africa).
dubs and I drink this bud light
>>79216445
yeah
the pink one
>>79216557
a small city in the PNW
did a spaff in the lass that already has a bf again
>>79216567
>tfw prozzies never look like their pics
>>79216594
screaming at your unemployment and impending banking crisis
Post men that you would follow into battle.
>>79216616
pour it down the sink
Remember Champion, and Parma A.C.?
>>79216553
>left talking about others leaving their parent's basement
squealing
i'm a degenerate in that i love hard drugs, porn and kinky sex but i despise blacks and muslims and benders what political ideology is for me?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVgIJLGQ3tY
literally me arriving home from my holiday
>>79216648
>>79216646
>screaming
you mean your anti-rape tecnique? noice
>>79216679
try suicide
>>79216648
>>79216557
Avignon
>>79216557
america, freedom, guns and free spech
>>79216679
national socialism was like that thou, hitler was on morphine and amphetamine and so were all his SS crew. he had his soldiers on amphetamine too in blitzkriegs.
>>79215317
>>79216398
great isn't it
>>79216655
>Daily mail
Hmmmm
>>79216648
>>79216679
gen z
>>79216652
better yet remember Le Coq Sportif
>welsh graffiti
>>79216719
it's nice if you live in the center but the city is really poor and crime ridden
life there is sweet though
>>79216648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q2CzQclKQc
watched this yesterday and checked it today
nothing happened
>>79216567
>getting wee wee'd on by a prozzie
wouldn't mind trying it but aren't you scared of catching something?
>>79216648
>>79216648
just scoff'd some sucker's raspberry pi.
>>79216742
i do
>>79216781
love are tom
wish I had a bf like him :(
Your Ma wears a pink fluffy reebok tracksuit
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-41187954
Why are 'working class' so criminal
>>79216594
>italian genocide is happening right now thanks to thousands of boat people arriving in your country every week
noice
you arrive in birmingham
>>79216483
not correct sue is first obviously and objectively but thats not the worst opinion ive heard
>>79216648
that was taken from a match against england btw
my mum is on benefits and wears the same Adidas tracksuit everyday
>>79216866
dire
>>79216648
Did they name corn after Cornwall?
>>79216841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vd1zxHJkco
BRUM MENTIONED
>British """"""""""proofreading"""""""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-B5XAxDQ8w
>>79216866
can i shag your mum lad
>>79216852
who won
>>79216364
only really familiar with the stuff they released during their incursion into Japan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJAvDPf09Oc
>>79216648
yanks are thick as pigshite
>>79216892
Poor guy was probably tired and working at 20 hours w/o sleep.
>>79216728
>le daily mail boogieman
hi leftypol
>>79216908
we did, world cup 2011, we went to the final that year, lost by little against new zealand
the angry little frog is here lol
>>79216892
greetings comrade!
>he listens to non english music
will never own a house
will never have a nice car
will never have a family
will always have room mates, even in to my 40s
will never go on a nice holiday
hmmm yes, love my life
that pigshite thick yank is here lol
>>79216959
bad luck
anyone but poo peeland
>>79216962
I wonder why he always posts that after I say something.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13882313
http://www.strawpoll.me/13882313
http://www.strawpoll.me/13882313
>Yank_making_a_post_on_/brit/.jpg
>>79216946
Can't tell if you're being ironic or not
some idiot has been playing with a rape alarm outside for a week now
>>79216483
not bad
>>79217004
He's a miserable little guy. Can't be taller than 5'4", he probably isn't allowed on water slides
>>79217004
probably because every word you utter shows you're thick as pigshite
>>79216988
which one is most likely to do porn
i reckon the one in red
>>79216947
Not really hun xoxoxox
>>79217018
Not sleeping makes people prone to mistakes. How am I being ironic?
>>79216986
you and basically 90% of every millennial
>>79216892
>implying we don't deserve to be mentioned twice
fuck off foreigner
My mate's mum keeps hitting on me whenever I visit lads.
It's the only female attention I get and she's okay looking so I'm afraid I might do something I will regret at some point.
>>79216900
it's been a while
Watching Educating Greater Manchester
>>79217055
Oh
>>79217018 was meant for
>>79216970
>>79216986
what's stopping you from doing these lad? fairly achievable unless you're a lifer in prison
>>79216553
>to meet a few people that aren't like you
why do shitlibs say this?
i like people that look, think and act like me. not hostile invasive shitskins.
>>79216998
they were the home country that year too, would have been brilliant winning that finale against them in their country
the way our national team is going, I don't think I'll ever see our XV lift the world cup.
I made a post on another thread and that's now 3 times the thread watcher has flashed red for the same (You)
utterly fuming
what do you wish your name was?
wish my name was john murdock. cool sounding name but not cringey
i'm 6'1 lol this yank is really thick as pigshite
watching poo
>>79216648
>what's stopping you from doing these lad? fairly achievable unless you're a lifer in prison
>>79217126
whats your real name?
slow (and shit) in here tonight cya
>>79216912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzT-QIlhqY0
their japanese stuff is great tb?h
>>79217122
meant host country
already spent all my JSA allowance for the fortnight haha
making chicken tend- uh I mean "goujons"
Who the hell is this Gigi Salmon, and how did she get so prominent all of a sudden?
>>79216905
find her on Television X's viewers' wives tonight.
>>79217155
creases me up
>>79216985
>he listens to american music
>I-I'm 6'1, I s-swear!
>imagine being a grown western man who watches and follows pop music from south korea which is targetted at teenage girls from east and south-east asia
don't get it? why not just watch pornography starring east asians? what's the point of following weird cringey bubblegum pop music?
>>79217126
>john
could not think of a more boring name
Brits are the real racists on the internet
>>79217189
reported for hate speech
this yank is truly weird and thick as pigshite bet it's the one with a father whos 6 feet under
>>79217207
autistic effeminate weirdo hipsters
>>79217207
>which is targetted at teenage girls
It's literally a replacement for porn(which is banned in SK), it's fully aimed at adult males
>>79217168
liked Orange Caramel because it was nice to see Korean pop taking cues from Japanese idol culture rather than the ghetto yank trash it usually does
not keen on after school as a whole for obvious reasons
want to heem anyone with a double-barrelled surname
>>79216988
>blonde girl, sue and 3 mirrors
>>79217226
You're shorter than Warwick Davis, froglet
>>79217215
name one time brits were racist on the internet
>>79216564
not much
just play YGYL webms on shuffle forever as long as its turned on
>>79217189
What is this post trying to convey?
Job centre said I couldn't claim disability for my height, I'm 6'2 for Christs sake can't they see that my shortness would have a major impact on my performance!?
>>79217078
stop being a queer and fuck her, queer
>>79217260
your dad is getting eated up by the worms LOL
you'll all work for me one day
>>79217232
True
The concerts are full of men
Same in Japan
The brits are the least racist folks in the world.
Sure, they're actually very racist, but they're respectfully racist.
clout
*barrel–rolls Baron von Uppenheimer–Nürnberger*
>>79217285
But he's a good mate and has enough problems as it is without me fucking his mum.
>>79217242
so many of these twats at uni
>>79217159
josh worthington
>>79217232
>muh scantily dressed korean girls
nah its still aimed at girls. media managers want to promote promiscuity amongst teenage girls, the manipulators that they are.
got a double barrelled first name and surname
new
>>79217356
I would like all foereners to kindly leave the premises, thank you
>>79217311
utter shite the working class is literally all mostly racist
>>79217324
Would like to be able to afford Palace
>>79217249
sue and gumy are the fittest youre correct
>>79217207
I hope we aren't pretending that anime isn't just as cringy and autistic
>>79217362
Shan't
>>79217350
alri', Jonny–Joe McCarthy–Scarsbrook.
>>79217232
>girls with clothes on
>replacement for porn
>>79216276
>British Isles.
west brit
>>79216384
How can anyone want that over a nice cozy enclosed medieval style town baffles me.