fedora edition
>look at a random small time asmr girls patreon
>she makes almost enough for my monthly rent just by making 1 or 2 videos with random sounds a month
FUCK THE MATRIARCHY
VERY comfy rain coming down outside
first for study your Japanese everyday edition.
>>79214011
good luck!!
>>79213916
>being this dumb
need a molar extracted and an tootth implant
don't get hit in the jaw too hard guys
>tfw no qt jewess gf
BOIPUCCI
>>79214109
>that
>qt
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I wish Denmark would hold my hand, but I don't know how to ask without sounding desperate.
>>79214109
that's painfully average
>>79214034
I can't today I have class until 5 and work until 10 and then I have to make chili and do laundry
>>79213957
me in pic
>>79214119
IS GOOD
>>79213957
>fedora edition
>posts a picture of a vaper with no fedora
I always knew Denmark was dumb...
>>79214092
britbong's point still stands
The non-cum element here is starting
>those who hold to conservative positions on social issues
probably the most brainlet position anyone could hold
who here canuck diaspora??
>>79214218
He's just a brainlet comparing the Rocky mountains to the Appalachian mountains
>>79214351
Progressive on social issues, keeping one foot planted securely in tradition, with a flexible approach to fiscal issues is the true thinking man's orientation
>>79214404
Swede dike?
>tradition
*vomits*
>>79214449
my parents are canucks
Me on the right. Denmark on the left.
are you nerds ready for the return of football
>Progressive on social issues, keeping one foot planted securely in tradition
>faggots can get married but it has to be in a Church
>>79214484
Why did the move to Sweden?
>>79214491
i don't watch it, i just do fantasy and base everything off of numbers
Me on the right
you on the left
Benching 160 is hard buds
>>79214541
cuz of jerb
>>79214565
Not really lad
haven't finished my flashcards yet...
>>79214565
not really
i wait till it reaches 310
while you idiots early post
also the return of brady posting
>>79214565
Scrawny runt, aren't ya?
>>79214558
Me on the right, you on the left ;)
>>79214572
Are they Canadian or """Canadian"""?
>>79214629
im a big guy!!
>>79214565
didn't know twigs could operate a computer.
>>79214703
anglo-canadians, they've been there since the 18th century atleast
I have come to spread misery, steal your girls and drink your beers.
>>79214794
Alright you pass for now.
I will work hard towards my dreams.
>>79214754
At last you aren't fat. Saddest thing to see at a gym is a big fat kid who's like 6'2" and he can't even bench 225.
love white girls
>>79214799
I'm already miserable, I don't have a girl, but we can drink beers together.
>>79214827
are the frenchies more canadian than the anglo ones?
>>79214673
back off!!!
>>79214879
Alright, I'll give you mercy. But will it be good beer?
tfw no commie gf
>>79214894
French-Canadians exist in a state where they are simultaneously more Canadian than everyone else yet not Canadians at the same time.
>>79214565
I benched that in 7th grade bud
tfw no person to do person things with my persona
>>79214959
it will be low in quality but high in quantity.
>>79215053
Alright. I'm pretty cuddly when drunk so watch out.
Hungry but nothing tasted good to me.
oi
>tfw commies exist
>>79215097
LOVE this cat
Wonder what your folks in Alabama would think if you came back from 'Nam with a gook bride?
>>79215094
oh, okay.
>>79215161
>kill her family
>take her back home mine
it's the least I can do.
>Denmark would rather make nonsensical shitposts than hold my hand
A bit offended
Deadlifting 240 is goin to be easy buds
>>79215263
Americans insult Denmark the most
>restaurants around my apartment are playing american music because of all the tourists
this isnt what I wanted
>>79215263
>>79215305
sshhhh....
http://www.strawpoll.me/13882014
>>79215331
>be a tourist
>complain about tourists
hmmm
>>79215371
a tourist doesnt stay in the same place for 10 months
Im a squatter who pays rent
>>79214973
french canadians seem nice tho tb h. how long have your family been in canada?
>>79215353
I like Brawny. Now, that's a man who I'd like to spread out on my kitchen table.
vERY important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13882033
http://www.strawpoll.me/13882033
http://www.strawpoll.me/13882033
I just want to watch a beautiful woman brush her hair in the mirror and admire her, and maybe rest my head in her lap. Is that weird?
>>79215353
>Spongebob
>Anno Domini 2017
Who does that anymore?
>>79215476
voted "no," but I don't agree with all the tacked on vitriol.
We mexicans are really smart
>>79215505
fuck off dane
>>79215476
I just want to talk to other americans
/ita/ ignores me
>>79215476
hey im not the only one who thought this
>>79215476
I think they've been in threads at the same time. FoF is a cancer you should have filtered by now.
>>79215490
I like how she looks naked, very much so.
>>79215509
Depends where you're from and what race caste. Indios and most mestizos are retarded and you know that for a fact
>tfw no lels in the area
>>79215531
Hello friend, why are you in Italy? :D
>>79215411
are you studying abroad or are you there for work?
>>79215540
>I think they've been in threads at the same time
not that hard to run two different proxies on two different computers
>>79215553
now that you're tellin me what I know and I don't know I suppose it's true!!
>>79214973
Anglos are not Canadian.
glowing brain meme
"lol" (small brain)
"lel" (large brain)
"kek" (larger brain)
"kecc" (largerer brain)
http://www.strawpoll.me/13882070
http://www.strawpoll.me/13882070
http://www.strawpoll.me/13882070
http://www.strawpoll.me/13882070
>>79215603
i use to have an addon that would let me switch my proxy with 1 click
>>79215600
studying abroad
/cum/ is one of my few ties back to home. All Ive seen here about the US is the north korea fiasco and the hurricanes
all 25 IP's ITT are just me posting from different devices with different proxies. My madness is unmatched.
>>79215637
Every single poster in this general is a straight, white male. There is no possibility of "a gf".
>>79215637
voted "yes" only because there was no bf option.
>>79214970
wtf i live communism now
I use a warehouse full of proxies to account for 70% of this board's traffic, the only people I am not pretending to be are the brits
>>79215637
aw man, i feel like such a chad here
>>79215618
That's exactly what French-Canadians say about themselves
>>79215776
More like you want to be /cum/'s fucktoy. Pathetic.
>>79215603
The only one retarded enough to do that regularly is FK
>refuse to work unpaid overtime because it's illegal
>get fired for it today
l-living the life
>>79215900
sue their asses
>>79215900
>working for ethnics
You reap what you sow
>>79214196
Is this better?
>>79215840
well..... what can i say?... i'am high maintenance you know?
>>79215946
Denmark forgot his proxy
>>79215932
i was one week away from finishing my probation
during probation they can fire you/ "let you go" for literally no reason
>>79215943
the manager was Mexican and bragged that he worked illegally as a kid
I'm not surprised but still upset
>>79216012
>the manager was Mexican and bragged that he worked illegally as a kid
should have told him literally everything he does in America is illegal and that you're gonna call ICE on him.
>>79216012
>probation
what happened?
>>79216096
Good thing America = canada
>>79216096
>ICE
>in canada
>>79216163
Plenty of snow and ice up here
>>79216151
I assumed you are just visiting Canada. Mexicans are the last people of think of to be in Canada.
>>79216096
i've had a few jobs were we have orientation right away and they go over safety stuff with us even if it's a dumb office job
we actually worked with chemicals in this job and never had any safety anything, we were often out of safety equipment, and I didn't get orientation until 2 months into the job because the government will audit them soon and they'd get in trouble if we didn't have orientation
>>79216114
it's a term here. when you start a job you're on 3 month probation automatically. it's so companies can fire people on the spot within those 3 months basically
why life so shit?
i just want work where the company follows basic laws
>>79216328
>working for ethnics
You reap what you sow
>>79216360
i sowed over 100 resumes and only reaped that 1 job
so I don't think that applies here sadly
I had sex with Denmark AMA
>>79216524
did you cuddle after
>>79216012
>i was one week away from finishing my probation
so why didn't you wait until it was finished to make a stink about it? you could've gotten a class avtion lawsuit going
>her
>>79215170
I might even kiss you!
>>79216548
Nah. Went outside and smoked a cigarette.
>gumsmith has 2 month long waiting
>holding my gun hostage until he can work on it
I just want my baby back
>>79216593
they wouldn't have fired me after that week, he would have just complained and tried to write me up for made up reasons like he does with the other staff.
I've seen a few employees just disappear, guess I know why.
1-4 fishing planet
5-0 fallout 4
00 - /cum/
>>79216911
you watched that TBFP video too?
>>79216911
Bye bye
>>79216936
yes but ive been playing on and off for a few years
>>79217082
well, Id post my playtime too but apparently its only tied to my desktop steam library
I play it off and on once in a while
>>79217085
Lovely. Great post. This thread is too gay.
>>79217150
*dumps girls in front of waterfalls in bikinis folder*
Canada USA and Mexico, yep that's what is being discussed here.
>got soaked as fuck in the rain and still have 2 hours of work
>accuse flag of being a proxy
>it disappears
Who else here /internet badass/?
>>79217414
don't get sick
The date is set, I am going to have a gf by the end of the weekend, otherwise I will return to my feckless chad ways
I really don't want to though
>tfw falling in love with another fuccboi
heh would really hate to be that canadian who was having trouble lifting babyw8s
feel bad for him tbqh
>tfw just smoked a bowl
>I forgot that in half an hour I have my Investment Club meeting
Stop, you're making me blush.
i luv boorger
>tfw no gf
penispenispenis
is /cum/ the literal worst general on this board
ElberethElberethElbereth
>>79217895
yes
>the really smart (possibly autistic) kid in my calc class is talking to himself again
Dane is a cute girl
/int/ on suicide watch
>>79217895
not while /brit/ and /lat/ exist
>>79217895
Well, looking at
>>79217810
>>79217818
>>79217828
>>79217903
would make me agree with you. But /lat/ still exists so we take the silver.
Who here /alreadyfailingcollege/ here?
>>79217930
stop that!
MAYONESA
ELLA ME BATE COMO HACIENDO MAYONESA
>>79217930
Back off, she's my gf!
>>79217966
what class is troubling you
>>79218011
My online classes. I'm too lazy to do any of the work
>>79217993
I saw her first
>>79217958
>bagels
>kosher dairy
ITS LIKE TEN THOUSAND SPOOOONS
WHEN ALL YOU NEED IS A KNIFE
ITS LIKE MEETING THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMSSSSS
AND THEN MEETING HIS WIFE
I want to jerk off before work but don't want itchy balls for the rest of the day
>>79217966
I was once but I got my life back on track.
>>79218043
so stop being lazy
>>79218043
that's why i could never trust myself to take online classes
*kidnaps Denmark*
>>79218185
I can't
>>79218218
I can't stand being in big classes with n*rmie subhumans
i should go work on the rigs
>homofag ERP
>denmark makes the thread edition
should I walk an hour away to g get to the closest video game store, or just pirate it
I'm the old guy in your class
love canada
hate canadians
simple as
>>79218597
>not buying all your games on steam like a gud boi
le mayor of London face
Business idea: Replace the entire population of non-native Canadians with the white British population of the United Kingdom
>>79218673
its not on steam
It sucks bakabt is all exclusive now. I always download the freeleech stuff, but it sucks to have to download an 18gb movie, when I'd rather watch it in 720p@6gb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31FSj7RuqGU
nice song
>>79218597
Is that even a question? Pirate it.
The hourly employees make a fixed rate most likely, so you're only hurting the people that can afford to lose what to them is pocket change
>>79218722
oh shit is already out
buy it
dont give nintendo any excuses to ditch metroid again
>>79218755
I wanna make sure nintendo keeps making games for the franchise though
>>79218761
no, it comes out the 15th
>>79218799
buy it
sakamoto literally threatened people to buy it or not more 2d metroid.
>>79218761
>>79218799
1 person isn't going to be the deciding factor on whether or not they ditch the series
Pirate it and do something worthwhile with your money.
>>79218864
this is why trump won
>>79218834
He's just a greedy jap businessman, who gives a shit about his empty threats
>>79218897
Trump won because you spice won't stop flooding us
>>79218915
>wanting more federation force
>>79218897
>implying that is a bad thing
>>79218915
he is not a businessman, and he aint greedy, probably more like greasy lol.
>>79218897
He won because people are raised by media and not their parents
>>79218978
fuck him either way. Italy should save his money
>>79219055
italy has a lot of money, like everything italy makes is ridiculous overpriced, the country of great surpluses.
>>79219124
Doesn't mean literally everyone in italy is made of money
>>79218972
>reported by Fox
uhhh i think they meant faux
Talk to me about the type of girl who would be typically found in Spokane, WA.
>>79218972
an empire needs cheap slaves, you do know that?
>>79219124
pasta's bretty cheap,actually
>>79213957
Hi /cum/, mexibro here
I have a degree in CS, I've been working for an international company for 3 years as a Web Developer, I want to go to a safer country and Canada sounds cool.
How hard would be for a mexican to get a job in Canada and live there?
I really want to get away of my unsafe country, I want to live in a calm place and I understand Canada is quite safe.
>>79219374
kys
>>79219235
funny how empires always end up collapsing...makes u think
>>79219225
Does drugs, has to bail her boyfriend out of prison every other month.
I wish i were born in alabama.
>>79219173
CBC comment section tier
>>79219235
America was meant to be ruled by the American citizens not oligarch billionaires and international corporations.
>>79219374
You used the wrong proxy
>ywn be from the deep south
WHY LIVE
RIP Floridabuds
Good luck
>>79218925
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13882070
>stop selling us what we want bro
>if you didn't bring it we wouldn't find it anywhere else
You're just supporting you local drug producers, you need to educate your young and threat your addicts
>>79219556
Are you one of those mestizo skinheads I always hear about?
>>79219556
back to /dixie/ you sister fucking degenerate
>>79219556
Saw a mexi-spic on the TV the other day in Georgia, he had a shaky Southern accent and wore a cowboy hat.
You could do that.
>>79219632
we also wear cowboy hats in mexico you know.
>>79219543
lel I'm at work and there is a gringo vpn, I'm actually serious, I got my phone stolen the other day, I just want to experience not locking all my doors for once.
>>79219609
>>http://www.strawpoll.me/13882070
>>79219556
feels good
>>79219694
That's not why he was wearing it.
CowMAN
@ your degree? how do you guys see my Spanish Ebonics there where do you koreans think this one always say no se como pudiste hacerme esto tmbn es llamada no se awite there a place were good relationship i don't have time i stated smoking with the eclipse? how to look poor people that stir trouble there the guest tune ago i don't like is this really green skit there where they get the flags from the magic shop in a wheelchair i don't have hopes in a dust there a place to get Ducked i don't like the last one i don't have time i wanted to arrive the flags
>>79219755
>it's not like I clicked it baka oni-chan
>I copied it by accident
°///°
DENMARK BTFO! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*kneels down and sucks her dick*
>>79219696
>I just want to experience not locking all my doors for once.
The wonderful diversity has made that unwise in some of our larger cities now.
>>79219810
english please
President Toilet B. Fart
>>79219848
cannot be worse than mexico right now or is it?
Niggers can't read
>girl invites me to party
>say no thanks
>girl invites me to another party
>says "i usually just hang out in my room at parties"
>say no thanks
why am i a faggot
>>79219632
Kill him
http://www.cana.ca/
wonder if this is where cana-chan works
business idea:
don't eat a huge lunch otherwise you'll be exhausted afterwards for hours
Don't despair buds. Even you could one day find a gf.
>>79219926
you gotta go fuck the gay away bud
>>79219427
This
>>79219892
Of course not, people can use their cellphones in public without being robbed and crime is low. It's just not the way it was 20 years ago.
>>79219848
I remember watching bowling for columbine when I was younger and there's a scene where Moore goes around opening people's front doors in Canada because they don't lock them because they feel safe or something.
business idea: be in too much of a hurry to pack lunch, subsist on vending machine shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG1o5xLqqcY
>>79219980
would rather fuck a goat than a gold digging used up roastie whore
>>79219926
If you like the person, invite them out to do something else. My classmates invite me to parties, and I turn them down, but we do other stuff like go see movies or eat out.
Whatever happened to the swedish dyke? And Baja?
>>79220008
what about racism?
>>79219950
WHAT... THE FUCK?!?!?!??!
I think I'm more scared of opportunity than actual rejection
Northern Alberta may well be God's favoured land.
>>79220151
>top kek
>>79220177
>muh oil
>inspect element
>applying for jobs
>see this:
> White (Not Hispanic or Latino)
>A person having origins in any of the original peoples of Europe, North Africa, or the Middle East.
wewwwwww
>Naah, shut up
>>79219980
Roasties btfo
>>79220244
seems legal
>roommate walked in the room to ask what time it is
okay what the fuck i know that he has a laptop
obtaining only means you now have something to lose.
>>79220273
you don't have to answer those questions, just like the question where it asked about disabilities then listed autism as a possible one.
On job applications they should just have paint samples and have you pick which is your skin color. That's what they really want
>>79220281
u got crop dusted nigga
>>79220011
I have seen that before, he was comparing Detroit to Windsor which is right across the river and yet they are very different, of course he doesn't mention that there are few blacks in Canada. In Canada locking the door at night or having a security system was almost unheard of for a regular person a few decades ago.
I hate it when I take a shit and the turd slides right down through the funnel of the toilet so I can't accurately guage how long it is
>>79220118
Nobody cares about latinos at all here, we barely have any.
Just list the second half of your first name as "quel" or "eon" and opt out of all ethnicity questions.
>So, if you were going to need to get an answer out of someone, would you say you "ask" them a question or "axe" them a question.
>hmm, yes. good answer. very good answer.
>>79220416
he also kinda left out all the locked doors he ran into
if that fat fuck opened my door i would sparta kick him down the fucking stairs
>>79220462
thanks Canada bro, do I really need to learn French or English is enough?
early new thread
>>79217443
>>79217443
>>79217443
>>79217443
>>79217443
relationships sound like too much effort to be honest
>>79219848
http://www.rcmp-grc.gc.ca/wanted/ton-quoc-hoang-ngo
>Ngo has a known association to the Asian organized crime gang the Asian Assassins
>Weight: 135 lbs / 61 kg
>Height: 5 ft 06 in / 168 cm
dragon maid is a terrible anime and kanna a shit
Wish my area would get evacuated for a big storm or something. Would be exciting to leave the project car up on the lift and bug out in one of the trucks with some gear and my dogs
You know, we Mexicans are very honest hard workers
>>79220548
Most of the hispanics in Canada live in Montreal. But unless you live in Quebec, Ottawa, some northern Ontario cities, or northern New Brunswick (kek) you will never need French in your life here.
>>79220653
I used to think it was the Mexicans on my job sites stealing my tools until one of our guys caught the broke ass furniture niggers picking through our equipment
>>79220720
this anonymous anecdote proves voting Trump was a bad decision
mexicans working hard?
more like mexicans hardly working lmao
>>79220839
LOL
>>79220839
REPORTED
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>>79220720
>Thinking it was Mexicans when they're are niggers
Why
>>79220839
Best post ITT
Mexico?
More like
Met a hoe, because women in mexico are philaderous
America? more like...... ameri.... idiots
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
very excited about football season tbqhwyb
>>79221009
take it back
just ate 3 (THREE) donuts
>>79221103
what kind of donuts
>>79220800
dunno, I'm pretty satisfied with his performance thus far tbqh
>>79220886
I didn't think commercial furniture guys would be interested in stealing a Bosch Bulldog but I guess they might've just sold it for drug money or something
how many people in /cum/ are incels?
>>79221173
>how many people in /cum/ are incels?
Everyone
>>79221173
nearly all of them
>>79221168
>I didn't think niggers would be interested in stealing
Why
>>79221132
Dunkin' Donuts
*enters thr-
>>79221173
can you be not a virgin and an incel?
>>79221246
what kind
I don't understand how anyone can be an incel unless they are legitimately autistic.
>>79221363
yes?
>>79221289
do you mean you personally or anyone in general?
I don't think you'd like the answer anyway
You have many bears. Post them
>>79221169
xD
>>79214034
if momo can learn new languages then so can i