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>>79184524
this is the whore that i was talking about...named julia or yulia or some shit

do u have more of her serb bro?

Also

>turkey

>nope, i'm muslim. I dont drink
heh

>Tfw no Russian gf

>>79184524
who is this girl on webmreleated?

>>79184662
>I dont drink
disgusting

>>79184700
old school CP slut that used to dish out the lewds to lots of us

her face was disgusting but that ass as you can see went for days.

>>79184635

can't really tell who that is senpai, so no idea, maybe ?

Remember her profile or something more ?

>>79184700
dietcoke

>>79184808
>face disgusting
her nipples even more so kek, face was pretty compared to that

>>79184808
>>79184850
Thanks

>>79184850
her face looked like a tiny fish if i recall

She was a total st.petersburg slut. I swear her name was julia

But i cant tell you more...she blocked me

>>79184635
dont understand why people want to escape turkey desu

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>>79184953
Oh wait, you meant the girl in webm ?

That's dietcoke

I thought you mean the girl in your pictures

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>the eastern european girls are hypersluts meme is real
I never asked for this

>>79184995
dietcoke?

can you post her profile because nothing is reminding me of her.

And no sorry i shoulda been more clarifying

>>79184964
because your country is turning into an iran tier shithole with a dictator who is trying to throw more terrorists into Europe?

>>79184257

>that fucking failure of a beer

>>79185068
no we arent turning into iran, its the opposite, istanbul is full of iranians doing whatever the fuck they want.

>>79185037
all women are sluts

>>79185131
>istanbul is full of iranians doing whatever the fuck they want

Yet your leader needed to stage a false flag coup so that he could secure way more power in the government.

>>79185068

ehh I'll try to find it.

Though she was was not named Julia, but Ksenia

And you're confusing me even more hahaha

So not the girl in your picture and not the girl in webm, Just Julia and spb, hard to guess lad.

>>79185131
>>79185205

I've heard from my former teacher, all the pretty girls you see in Istanbul are Iranian.

True ?

>>79185219
the girl in the webm i thought was the one im talking about

unless she had transformed into a new persona.

>>79185205
>false flag coup
when will this meme die. coup was real, erdoggo just used it to his advantage later on. anyways give gülen or else.

>talk to girl for a few days
>good back and forth convo
>ask for whatsapp
>views my profile twice in two days but doesn't answer me
>goes offline for 10 days
>comes back and views my profile AGAIN
whats her deal leads?

>>79185261
no not true, iranians are a new phenomenon, you wouldnt find pretty much any iranian in istanbul pre 2014-2015.

arabs and iranians really like turkey i guess. its the only muslim country they can do whatever they want freely and not be judged because they are muslims i guess.

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>>79185276

In that case that's

https://www.interpals.net/diet_coke

>>79185375
face is really weird.

>>79185348

Hmm, well he was there several times, used to work army intelligence.

80-90s, and showed some some videos from about yeah 2015 I think when he was there last.

>>79185375
Ugly desu

>>79185375
lol that is her i believe.

Do you have the webms of her face?

what a little slut whore.

>>79185455
i told you

>>79185375
Do you use a fake profile?

>>79185465
went to istanbul to visit family last eid, taksim was literally full of arabs and iranians.

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>>79185455
Think that's weird, you should see the nipples.

But I don't fancy being banned more than once a day. Fucking janitors.

>>79185476
Yeah, but great ass though.

>>79185483
only this gif, and another pic with her face in it

>>79185508
Nope

North african muslim qt getting lewd after two days of talking, I didn't expect it to be so easy

>>79185579
>Nope
Post?

>>79185595
Hijabi or no?

>>79185579
HAHAHAHAHA

thank you serb bro

makes me feel a bit better for coming here after all these years to see this whore transcends different ages of /culture pals/

>>79185628
Hijabi

>>79185675
Because of her parents/environment? Or because she's deep into the death cult?

>>79185698
Environment as far as I can tell. She sounds like she resents the stifling atmosphere and I don't blame her

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>>79185520

Uh I wouldn't mind visiting Istanbul either lad.

one of the reasons I should, pic related

>>79185615

nyet tovarisch, maybe one day ;)

>>79185662
np

>>79185761
But she still might have Stockholm syndrome and refuse to abandon her heathen ways even though she clearly fucking hates the religion and all it is. That happened to a really promising qt of mine after a few weeks.

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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

found an armenian qt but she doesnt want to talk to turks :^(

Have you guys ever sent nudes?

>>79185838
Sending nudes is for girls, retards, and queers.

>>79185792
is that dietcoke still?

I never saw that

is her roastie any good

>>79185972
thats a turkish gal i suppose

>>79185814
Sorry to hear it, but this one doesn't seem so bad. She's made a point about how 'open-minded' she is when it comes to Islam's take on sex before marriage and stuff

i have had 4 beers. Im not really feeling anything. Im wondering if I should go out and get more or start messaging people now. If I get drunk then im not sure messaging people will be a good idea

up to you?

tell me what to do, wise /cp/ people

>>79185972

no, that's my turk qt

>>79186010
drink more and go outside. lets see what happens.

>>79186032
Nice. She is whiter than most Russian girls ive seen

>>79186000
Oh no, mine did too. She doesn't even wear hijab and was totally down to fuck me as long as I "promised not to leave her after". I just can't deal with the theological braindrain, plus she had more issues than most qts I've come across.

>>79186120
>"promised not to leave her after"
sounds like the typical turkish girl.

>>79184524
Oh my god that is so hot
>tfw no gf who could sit on my face

>>79186120
If she shows any signs I'll cut her off, thanks for the warning. To be honest I'm more worried that I'm being catfished, I didn't even think muslim girls had a sex drive

>>79186213
boy you have no idea how slutty they can get :^)

>>79186213
They absolutely do. It's actually pretty fun teaching them how to masturbate and seeing them have their first orgasm.

>>79186213
Oh, and just to add, although buttstuff is highly forbidden in Islam, you'd be surprised how eager they are to put stuff in their arseholes.

>>79186316
I feel like you're pulling my leg there

>>79186273
>first orgasm
you dun goofed desu

>>79186397
he is not

>>79186397
I'm absolutely not. They're majorly opposed to putting anything in their pussy, but will finger/put hairbrushes in their arsehole without much persuading.

>>79186464
virginity issues.

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> found a perfect qt who loves me
> wants to marry me
> i do too
> find myself still messaging other qts and trying to get them to marry me

What is wrong with me? I should be happy but i just keep chasing

>>79186397

>>79186464
>>79186570

can also confirm, mine dislikes even fingers in her pussy.

Ass on the other hand...anything goes

>>79186584
sounds like you are a slut

>>79185792
Honestly, how do you get noods. Feel like asking for them is like a one way ticket to be banned on interpals if she hates you.

>>79186666
>quads of devil truth

damn. maybe i need to get my shit together.

>>79186677
>lewd talk
>girl starts to send photos
>you dont even have to ask

>>79186768
i never get the woman who will just give them up

its either tit for tat or nothing at all which then makes me think its some catfishing faggot on the other end.

>>79186835
maybe you are approaching to the women from a wrong angle. try the "daddy" role. most women who are into such bullshit are extremely easy to get.

I used to get tonnes of nudes without having to ask/send back. I don't know what changed but I'm having a lot of trouble this time around.

Post sluttiest Interpal girl. I'm curious who sends lewds fast and to anyone who asks.

>another case of a girl viewing my profile, me sending a message to her and her viewing it and not responding
just

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>>79187242
story of my fucking life senpai

>>79186677

Well first get them off interpals, it's way easier that way. Skype, whatsapp, viber, whatever.

And no risk of getting banned if that's what you're afraid of.

And you can't just ask of out blue, need to lead up to it :)

>>79187326
i just dont get it my man

>>79187453
whats there to not get? she just checked you out and didnt find what she saw interesting.

>>79187477
then why even click my profile reeeeee

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Looks like I'm going to be single for the next 3 years lads

>>79187568
well how is she supposed to know if you are interesting or not without having a look at your profile and reading about your interests and shit?

>>79187585
why 3?

>>79187613
i thought girls only go off looks

>>79187636
>in uni for 3 years, everyone is a turbothot
>people in the surrounding area are low class rednecks
>never anywhere else long enough to form a meaningful relationship

>>79187750

Looks help, charm helps. It's not just one thing.

I sexted with a belgian milf from an account that literally only had memes as pictures, and a funny bio designed to trigger everyone.

Also got some croat confessing she sent nudes, and has a boyfriend in UK, long distance, but stopped since she got him.


Could have gotten her nudes, pretty sure, if turks didn't get be banned.

>60 profile views a day
>10 girls message me a day
>now all of a sudden lucky if I can get 20 profile views
>no messages from girls anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wZM0BZ9vDA

>bots are now sending messages
making me think

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>>79187750
get a qt redneck daughter

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>mfw reading this

>>79188347
They're all fat and gross and degenerates

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>>79188444

>>79188347
You have no idea what you're talking about

can someone text my drug dealer and get me some molly?

my phones broke and the beer is making me feel sad

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>>79188591
what am i talking about?

>>79188652
>beer is making me feel sad

Alcohol is a depressant. You gotta keep drinking so you can get more intoxicated and not feel so sad.

>>79188691
The white equivalent to niggers

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>tfw I'm such a pathetic loser

my dealer thinks im a cop now and wont sell molly to me.

im going to go to the store and pick up a crate of 10 more beers.

then can someone please help me message girls

Someone post more Ksenia

My profile appeared on quick search. I could be something good.

Milf
https://www.interpals.net/mariaignacia000

Reply to me

>>79190495
I have to hear her voice on whatsapp because I like it so much.

why is this general dead now?

>>79190568
Don't know. It's still early.

>>79190586
want to talk to me?

>>79190608
We're already talking m8.
How's it going with qts?

>>79190638
im messaging men but they always turn out to be faggots

>>79190568
because its been dead for a while now

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s-she's fucking with me right? a-all I did was view her profile

>>79190763
Looks like a shit test ťbh.

>>79190729
Tell them that their weiners should be cut and link them my post just so that they can see that it was me

>>79190831
Follow the vibe

>>79190840
>follow the vibe was for him
>>79190763

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>you check your qt's photos
>see this

What do?

>>79191033

GUSTAVO

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>you check your viewers
>see this

What do?

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>>79190763
>I replied with a witty response
>"haha"
>"seriously though yes or no?"

>>79191099
I prepare to deploy

>>79190763
What country is she from?

Let me guess... Thailand?

>>79191154
>he hasn't blocked Thailand
She's from poland

>>79191169
Bost her face?

>>79191194
Cuck

>>79191194
>letting one of you cuck me
good one

she's cute though

>asks me for snapchat
>cant create an account because I rooted my phone
kek

FIRST PERSON TO GET DUBS HAS TO CALL "KURWA" TO A ONLINE POLISH GIRL

>>79191264
you can't make me

>>79191236
iirc correctly snapprefs should fix that.

or any other hide root app

>>79191120

Don't give her yes or no. Give her a run-on answer like "maybe, it depends.."

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>>79191264

I did it

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>>79191390
ebin!

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>wanted to be messaged by Cristiano Ronaldo

>>79191390
Ibik

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>views profile
>see this

>>79191493

Fake

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>>79191493
>wants frendship
>blocks all men

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long distance relationships never work anons

>>79191967
If I had my qt, I would do the impossible to be with her

>>79191967
my life doesnt work

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>>79191967
Tell us what happened anon

How the fuck do people sleep on planes in economy?
>loud engine noise
>hard seats
>sleeping in sitting position
>guy next to you keeps watching movies all night

qt is still angry at me btw, but she kept promising to pick me up, buy a sim card for me, and she had already paid for domestic flight for us
>tell her i could buy her some makeup at the airport
>ask her what stuff she needs/likes
>she mentions 4 things of a somewhat premium brand
>tell her I was not planning to spend 80+ dollars on makeup on top of other gifts
>she flips out telling me i am calculating and using her

>for the other gifts she actually forced me to tell her how much i spent and told me to drop 2 items to save some

>>79193257

Get some Quietcomfort Bose headphones.
They cut the noise by like 80%.

They cost about 300 but they are a very good investment if you plan to fly more than once in your life.

t. I fly all the fucking time

>>79193305
last time i flew on a flight longer than 2 hours or so was 5 years ago, usually it's every 4 years or so
it's not just noise, after sitting for several hours your legs just hurt, even though i had enough room to stretch and the seat immediately next to me was empty

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Very Naice

>>79193257
>Actually forced me to tell her how much I spent
>Being surprised
>Implying you didn't know Asians are the most materialistic people on the planet
Come on anon

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I would kill every single one of you.

>>79193408
I meant, she was concerned i spent too much, then later she is angry i don't want to spend too much
It's just period/stress/boredom whatever
Also, it's won't be the first time that someone from /cp/ is in love with a qt, goes there, and she is not interested. It's like they always have regrets when shit gets real
If my qt would have lived in a boring country i wouldn't risk it, but I haven't been to VN before, so even if she wouldn't show up i will have a nice trip.

>>79193510
Fair enough, like the Dutch guy worse case scenario you have a fun holiday

>>79193510
>it's won't be the first time that someone from /cp/ is in love with a qt, goes there, and she is not interested.

Does it happen that often ? Asking for a friend

>>79191967
What happened?

>>79191967
Got cucked?

>>79194648
It is always the case

>>79194752
shit, how did it happen

>>79194803
There is more than one burger in this thread u know.

Just saying he wouldn't be so upset if he wasn't getting cucked

this place is ded

>>79196894
ded like your sexlife

>>79184524

how do i know if qtcrawler is working??

>>79197450
ded implies that it was once alive

rekt

>>79197747
when the bitcoins show up for indi

are you lads using qtcrawler or what? I remember before I used to use some script where you could choose individual countries but not sure if it works now. though i dont remember if it also viewed only online people or offline too

>>79198041
This all over

Good afternoon lads)))

>>79198177
I guess you can choose it, I don't use it tho.

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>>79198356
hey lads, I went to canada to visit a qt I met on interpals. She just sent me this. How fucked am I? and what do I need to tell her that she really needs to have an abortion. I can't have this kid. Seriously!!

>>79198515
Oh well
Are you sure it's yours?

>>79198515
what does that mean?

>>79198562
Yes, we had sex. She said she missed her period. It was supposed to happen 2 weeks ago.

>>79198585
pregnant.

>>79198647
Did you not use a condom?

>>79198515
Lel if it's true I'm laffin, but I too got a similar picture once from my Canadian ex. I told her I didn't want to be a father, but ultimately it was her choice, and I hoped she'd make the right decision. It worked well, otherwise Erik junior would be 2 and half years old now

>>79198647
Well, time to become a monk and travel to Tibet

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>>79198515
>>79198647
How low are you willing to stoop?
Lie and fake some terrible hereditary genetic condition and tell her you'll actually never have babies because of that. That you were actually going to undergo male sterilization, but didn't do it yet because of your age/current health and hormone condition.

>>79198515
Hi daddy.
Reminder that you you do abortion, you're killing an innocent baby.

>>79198665
Of course I did. But apperantly that doesn't mean squat. A friend told me the only sure way is if she was also protected. What the fuck does that even mean?

>>79198730
She says she is going to call a clinic, but because she is also a visitor in Canada, it means no free healthcare for her. An abortion costs 500 there in Vancouver. Holy fuck, I just basically paid for that one time of sex, because she says I have to pay for it now, since she is a poor Russian girl. Just end me man.

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>>79184524
Hi gopniks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQR_NLeXKtw

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>>79198988
Hey

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>>79199010
Why you so sad?

>>79198954
>A friend told me the only sure way is if she was also protected. What the fuck does that even mean?

Best protection is condom+pill.

Have fun paying tho.
Maybe ask for a paternity test if she really isn't aborting.

>>79198988
Пpивeт)

>>79199089
I probably lost a girl that I liked talking with. Now I only have some voice chats to hear her voice.
Life isn't worth living

>>79199168
Bro, life is good! See this clip and still living!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEkNFao5IdU

>>79199168
Hy пpивeт!

>>79198954
if she's on the pill or something. are you sure the condom didn't break?

>>79199221
>>79199280
Sorry im idiot

>>79198515
I'm glad I dodged that bullet. Good luck with your child, Anon

>>79199328
No problem russianbro.
Better days will come hopefully

>>79198954
Tell her you're infertile and see if she cracks

>>79198954
Tell her to fuck off and die.

>>79199355
Everything eventually comes to an end sadly.
Just remember there is not "the one". Sounds like the average cheering up term, but if you won't move on you'll be stuck with this.

Make the best out of what's coming)

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DEAD PALS

>>79199895
Dead Me

>>79200201
Please stop.
You need to be positive.

Always pull out when you ejaculate you fucking retards regardless of condom or pill

>>79199306
I am sure the condom didn't break, also when we tried anal I changed condom. I finished on her face and definitely not in her.
>>79199427
I don't want to take changes, I am just begging her to do an abortion and that I am not ready for this.
>>79199508
She can't pay for an abortion, and I don't want to have kids (yet)

>>79200568
>Leave everything
>Move to Canada
>Buy a cabin in the woods
>Leave /cp/, /int/, 4chan
>Be a family
>Reach the pinnacle of comfyness
>Raise your children
>???
>PROFIT

You made it. Congratulations!

Only try not to lose your mind and murder your family because of high stress values

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>tfw one of your qts starts talking like maxilla guy

>>79200568
Seconding this >>79200667
Or just move to best Korea. Are you sure she isn't trying to scam you?
>condom didn't break
>finished on her face
free 500€ for her

>>79200753
>Pussies like mine
What is her pussy like ?

>>79200568
Yeah lad if the condom didn't break and the you finished on her face, chances of it being yours are like 1 in a million.

She's either scamming your or she fucked someone else too, but that someone doesn't want to pay.

Or she just used/bought a fake positive pregnancy test, not even kidding there is a market for such things, for the more mentally unstable women.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/positive-pregnancy-tests-sell-craiglist-florida-woman-makes-200-a-day-a7488846.html

http://wgntv.com/2016/12/20/woman-sells-positive-pregnancy-tests-for-college-money/

https://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pregnancy-Always-Turns-Positive/dp/B00YQDGFLK

>>79200828
Inner lips sticking out a bit but far from the ugly roastie you'd imagine

>>79200753
Ho riso. Di dov'è questa pucchiacca prosciuttona?

>>79200868
>pucchiacca prosciuttona
kek
E' una negra delle sabbie

>>79200913
Ughhh
>>79200836
Also yeah, it's possible but not that possibile. How about precum? How about foreplay? How about touching her vajeje after having touched your peepee?

>>79201032

You forgot about one more scenario.

immaculate conception, maybe it's the new Jesus.

>>79198950
You are talking to the wrong person, nords are too degenerate, Christian friend.

why are eastern european qts so hot?

>>79201383
to attract rich westerners

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>>79201449

I got my self a virgin lithuanian qt and I'm enjoying it!

>>79201545
Fucking Chad. Teach me your ways.

>>79201545
Congrats, I am happy for you
How did you pull that off?

So if a girl mentions video games in her profile is it a safe bet not to bring them up until later? Whenever I start with how I like the same game they don't reply.

>>79201812
There are probably too many guys saying how they like the same games.

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>>79201714

I'm a really bad guy anon :^)

Eh I don't even remember, it was 2am, literally asked for her whatsapp on second message, then talked half an hour there till she said she wants to sleep, told her to show me in what she sleeps in, took some convincing, but she did it.

The next day talked some more, told her to put her hand in her panties, did it, and next day boobs and so on.

She has quite a nice body, my type, and genuinely fun to talk to, one of rare things.

>>79202017
Ha well jokes on them I'm really good at the game they all mention and they missed out on an easy carry.

>>79202040
Why are you on 4chan? You sound like a regular casanova.

>>79202040
>literally asked for her whatsapp on second message
That's not really rare, everyone hates to write on IP.

The rest is chad tier tho

>>79202040
When will you post your brofile, serbchad

>>79202086
online casanova =/= irl casanova

>>79202040
and how do you pull off the bad guy thing? something on your profile or what?

there must been something that convinced her to do it before you even wrote her to do it

>>79202112
A girl decides if she's gonna do anything with you in the first lines of a conversation.
Be witty and assertive, show value and charm, they'll be open with you in a day

>>79202180
>>79202112
being vague and discreet sometimes causes girls to think you are some dangerous as well

>>79202251
I've never gone for the dangerous path myself, it's normally useless unless you want them to call daddy all the time

>>79202040
A heartless scumbag, are you? You are literally a psychopath, you have nothing to gain out of it. Virtual "sex" is no more pleasurable than masturbation from a scientifical standpoint. But not only are you able to charm her (a thing which I would congratulate you for), but you abuse them emotionally. Some may get attached to you emotionally and may suffer hearing that you do this with many others. Don't play with their feelings please. No hate.

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tfw all I want is a hug from a cute girl

>>79202290

That's not even a chad post.. you're a straight Alpha male

>>79202300
Mom and dad aren't home, maybe I can be your cute girl tonight?

>>79202300
I feel you m8. It's an awful sensation.

>>79202335

but... are you a cute girl?

>>79202289
you dont need to be dangerous to make them call you daddy desu.

when i go for daddy role i act as if the girl is a child literally. i keep saying how small, short, little etc. she is and act is a i am some tender/sincere lover. then they fall in to the trap and either ask if i have daddy fetishes or why do i act as if they are children. my success rate is 33% i d say.

>>79202251
yeah quite unsurprising here with that slav mentality
>ohh Ivan you're so bad :3
>you so dangerous :))))
>will you get drunk and smash my head in?? <3333

>>79202349
jesus christ that certainly has to take something more than few assertive lines

>>79202335
Pls be my cute girl

>>79202389
Uhm, I can be anything you want bby

>>79202410
>ohh Ivan you're so bad :3
>you so dangerous :))))
>will you get drunk and smash my head in?? <3333

so cringy. i literally started to hate women lately for some reason. i ve this interpals account for couple of months now and i do nothing but just read whatever people write on their profiles. i ve only ever wrote to a russian tomboy chick like yesterday because it said she was learning turkish and i was curious about the reason. why would someone ever learn turkish anyways? apparently she had a turkish online "gf" lol.

>>79202330
Me? I am a kissless handholdless virgin.

>>79202097
It's not that difficult to find him. Be inventive, there are few serbs on interpals and even fewer are this proficient in english.

>>79202410
Talked to a lithuanian girl some monthd ago for a while who has suddenly started ghosting me in the end after her being the one actively looking for me. She was quite experienced at drinking vodka (she was 17) and she also had some promiscuous dreams, she told me that she wants to have sex with a man from every nationality. Maybe I should have talked about lewd things then but I missed the chance because I was too deep rooted into my traditional ideals.

I think I'm going to kill myself desu. I put effort into my profile and even use qtcrawler and no one messages me. It's time to kill myself

>>79202395
Continue....
If I'm 21. What age should I look for?
What's your initial message?

>>79202479
i generally hate all the people, but you'll find a nice girl turkman I found mine anyways

>>79202533
good lad, probably shouldn't even start with people like that. leave trash people for other trash people

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>>79202290

I don't really. I make it clear I'm not looking for a girlfriend or anything like that.

She even knows I have other qts.

>>79202112
Think it's mostly failing to give a crap anon.

>>79202410
Actually for her, that's all you need.

pic related

>>79202545
girls wont ever message you first except some really special occasion. you have to be the one to take the first step desu.

its also all about a supply and demand issue. lots of guys want girls so girls get a lot of attention and dont need the need to write a guy ever.

>>79202545
I'll message you

>>79190300
On your own quick search?

>>79202097
This.

>>79202594
quite good

>>79202614
Yes

>>79202545
Bye!

>>79202610
Really?

>>79202698
Yes

>>79202545
Post profile.

>>79202674
Metaphorically. Killing my self stands for giving up on finding a qt since I might as well be dea>>79202731
d at that point.

>>79202569
you have to look for someone younger desu 16-20 i d say, younger the better. if you have moral issues about underages just go for 18-19 gap.

act as if they are cats or little girls. just small erp but not too erotic or sexual at all, more like you are showing some affection/love to a stray cat or like some little child that you saw on a street or something.

i ve never seen anyone else that act like this to women ever and girls also sort of confirm this as well. but be patient and persistent about the way you act. dont write too much or dont demand answers but also dont leave her empty for too long as well. it just werks. at least for me.

>>79202602
Apparently girls message you only when they want to make a friend. A Turkish girl messaged me two months ago and we had been talking for one month and a half daily, even voice and video and I confessed my feelings and she didn't even expect this. It's all been void for me since then but I can't suppress my drives of looking for a female.

>>79202731
Never. I learned from the last time I did it. I was made fun of. This is not a nice place.

>>79202768

You need to show you're interested in more before that time.

so they know what to expect with you

>>79202806
Well then if you're looking for advice, just message pilotbro I guess

>>79202768
never ever a girl messages a guy to make friends or vice verse IN my opinion. she tested you and you failed i suppose.

>>79202602
I only have sent like 5-10 messages first in 2 years or so on IP desu.
Too lazy to put more effort in it and so far I have enough people to write with. Guys messaging me are only around 10%.

>>79202806
I won't make fun of you((

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>>79202898
>((
>German flag

>>79202898
Yes you will.

>>79202863
How do I message pilotbro

>>79202725
How do I message you

>>79202978

/Macchi30

He'll give you advice about your profile if you want.

>>79203017
I went on my burner to check his profile out and holy shit he is drowning in qts. If this guy can't help me no one can

>>79203017
>https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=654698624988659712
>the comments on this pic

>>79203092
>>79203093

How do you guys not know pilotbro, he posts here pretty much every thread.

>>79203172
He's even friends with a lot of people from here

>>79203172
I don't pay attention to personalities. I just complain every thread about not being able to find a qt, but do nothing to change it.

>>79203200

Well yeah, considering he wants everyone from here to add him.

>>79203209
Fair enough, that just sounds a little too much like my life.

>>79202863
How can I do this? It comes across as creepy to do this from the first messages and I can't even fall in love from the first messages, I haven't reached that stage yet.

>>79202889
>there is no friendship between girls and guys

She still talks to me and I tried to distance myself from her... she still messages me daily. I can't understand her.

>>79202590
She was very intelligent but too much of a degenerate, she was the reason why I steered clear of libertarianism and became a traditionalist again, she was definitely not trash. I didn't have any feelings for her but she was overweight, not fat (170cm 70kg) and she had pimples so she was perfect for me (I have been rated 6,5/10 by another normie female on the internet).

>>79203271
maybe she s still interested idk. i need to see the convos. its hard to make comments when i dont know the past between you two.

>>79203271

>How can I do this? It comes across as creepy to do this from the first messages and I can't even fall in love from the first messages, I haven't reached that stage yet.


You don't need to fall in love mate.

And if you're looking for love on internet, you're doing it wrong.

As to how, mention you find her cute, say maybe you'd take her out on date if she was closer, make a flirty joke or misunderstand on purpose something that wasn't supposed to be flirty as flirty...

Plenty of ways to do it.


>>there is no friendship between girls and guys

Nietzsche was right, but you do remember the rest of the quote don't you ?

>>79203172
I never really payed attention to his profile. Know him tho, he's on a discord too.

>>79203427

Yeah I know. I don't really visit discord though, usually maybe I login once a week.

Or sometimes to check up on the ex-yu server

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>>79203312
She is doing this when I am away for example. Anyway, I am no longer as involved emotionally as I was a month ago, but I am glad that I could "come out" as a "meritocratic fascist" to her. She is tabula rasa politically wise and I would be happy to "redpill" her, so far I have convinced her to read "Republic" by Plato, hopefully this helps. She is very intelligent and I dunno... superior to me on so many plans. She is also domineering and slighting in some of our chats.

>>79203424
Didn't Oscar Wilde say this?

>>79203424
The internet is the only choice. All the girls in my post communist shithole are drone copies of each other. I have never felt the warmth of having a girl love me.

Maxilla guy, here you have a girl
https://www.interpals.net/sadlonelygirl

I think my only problem is having no good pictures of myself. That and I'm a bit younger so my selection of girls is much smaller. How do I take good pictures when I have no friends and no exciting hobbies?

>>79203867
Just take inside your house.
Look, all my pics were taken inside home. Interpals pic and whatsapp pic

>>79202290
This 100%. I can't believe the lack of decency from this general. Without this general, many of us should realize that what they were going for ultimately isn't ethical. We watch others behave badly and end up thinking that's normal and even praise it. In the end it's going to ruin all of us as the opposite sex.

>>79203867
Pretty much the same desu, just that I have friends, but we never reall take photos of eachother.
I just take pictures of myself every once in a while and see if there's a good one.
Also you could take ones from vacation with my parents.

>>79202290
>Virtual "sex" is no more pleasurable than masturbation from a scientifical standpoint
There's a psychological difference.
Also, if they want to send him pictures.. It's not like only men can be into this.
Not even doing it myself but I don't see the problem.

What's a good opener when you're messaging a girl?

those were a lot of firsts to finally tick off
she looked a little different than i expected from the pics (body was 9/10 though) but that's probably because she dressed up like a bar girl for the occasion
feels good not to be cucked or scammed

>>79203993
/irmaangolana

Scum.

>>79202290
holy shit romania

>>79204163
BLACKED

tfw, once again banned by janitors

дoмapи дyдлaјтe ми кypaц

though I understand ;-;

>>79203626
>>79203654

Don't say that. I met some nice Romanian girls.

>Oscar Wilde

Possibly, the exact quote which is pretty much in the same hand that I meant was

>A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.

By Nietzsche

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>>79204159
First time contracting HIV, Hepatitis, Malaria, and literal yellow fever?

>>79204205
Just put all the leds on imgur my man

I have this Russian qt that I really like and I've been talking to for a long time. How do I start flirting and tipping her off? She is very pure and I don't want to scare her off.

>>79204205
Didn't know about the other one. Well, not at my age, all the high school sluts are copies of each other and the university ones as well. "Traditional" women are submissive 80 iq drones and tumblrinas are the only ones remaining. If only I could find one.

It is not about being "nice", I am a 6,5/10 and I also am only 5'11" so I should only aim for 5 or lower/10

>>79204307
my qt joked about some guy asking for a threesome with her and now I bring that up every so often. pretty sure i'll bang her when she visits my city

3 days since my turkroach gf, who i love, blocked me

>>79204393
Mine is very pure. She has never said anything like that. Let's just say she is barely legal.

>>79204269
too much bloody work anon.

Just kinda annoyed because they used to ban "aidsy-chan" for like 15 minutes, they do it to me for 2 days.

sexism tbqh

>>79204315
Never settle lad, go for things you consider outside your league.

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>>79204307
>Russian
>She is very pure

>>79204233
says the guy who fucked a slav slut who fucks to get free holidays every month
and I didn't put benis inside her yet, not going to it without protection either

>>79204502
She lives in bumfuck no where so no way any other thirsty foreigner has gotten to her.

>>79204233
>>79204525
He dun did get us there

>>79204443
she hasnt said it but im sure guys on IP has tried that on her

>>79204525
True, I am salty. Play it safe my yellow friend, don't get your heart or health broken
>>79204551
I used to think the same about some girl who lived in literal northeast Siberia, but she went to meet some thirsty Chinese guy on the border

>>79204502

They can be desu.

I met some virgin russian qts.

Seems to me that girls born and raised in bigger cities like SPB or Moscow, generally aren't as slutty as the ones who just come there to study.

>>79204468
I don't even like default hot girls, I like the alternative ones who tend to shun me forthwith they become aware of my political affiliations.

>>79204588
>>79204604
But I'm her only friend on IP. It has to count for something.

>>79204604
>literal northeast Siberia, but she went to meet some thirsty Chinese guy on the border

This is normal. Residents of Siberia hate Europeans and M*scovites

>>79204678
How do people in a place like Kurgan feel?

>>79204654
you dont think she gets a ton of messages every single day?

>>79204608
In my experience the least slutty are from Tatarstan and Udmurtia. Worst are definitely ones from SPb

>>79204735
She doesn't get on IP that much. Maybe once a week at most. We talk on Skype and WhatsApp

>>79204731
Kurgan is Ural, not Siberia so most likely they do not care

>>79204678
>tfw no Vorkuta gf

>>79204752
>SPb

I thought the most slutty you think would be from Komi Republic ;)

>>79204780
Can a Ural girl be pure?

>>79204808
Goteem
True, I meant ones living in SPb in general tho.

>>79204771
thats fine but im sure she still gets a ton of messages

>>79204937
As every girl does. Doesn't seem to really talk to anyone else though.

>>79204815
Yes. Especially in a small town like Kurgan. I think girls in big Ural cities are more of a whores.

>>79204959
>Doesn't seem to really talk to anyone else though.
>Doesn't seem
:^)

>>79204960
Now how do I capture a Ural girls heart?

>>79204604
>don't get your heart or health broken
I've been very careful but so far i could verify almost everything she told me about her from stalking her facebook
given that i never even hugged a girl before, and she's always been sincere (never asked about money or marriage) and really caring for me, I'd be stupid to drop her because she was born in the wrong country

Surgery anon. Why are you not messaging me?

>>79193901
Hahah could someone remind what went down? I remember just lurking when that happened
>>79204960
Give me your rundown on Izhevsk and Kazan

>>79204899
Agreed with you there, just meant that girls who actually grew up in SPb tend to be a lot less sluty than those that just live there.

At least in my experience

>>79205053
rolling fucking thunder

>>79204960

What about girls from Voronezh and Solnechnogorsk, Arkhanglesk ?

and btw, I'm on the phone, so someone else will have to make a new thread