/dixie/ - Conway & friends

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>>79144183

ol' Ruby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp6hM4W8oHU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=033FInn1wH8

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good thread

>>79145223
Oh look
Three fagets

How many Turk posters are there in /dixie/ ?

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/acadiana/

>>79145372
two. I'm not sure if the anatolshit left for good, I haven't seen him in a bit

Hi dixie

>>79145372
two
Turkbud and another one that shows up occasionally to make fun of him

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good evening /Dixie/

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the rain just got here
some light thunder too
comfy

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>>79147180

Good evening bud.

>>79145561
i dont think the other guy was an crapatolian.
firstly because an*tolians are too dumb to be bilingual, secondly because he didnt seen to mind me making fun of them.

Look at me, posting in two threads in a row. I'm a new man.

>>79147534
welcome back bud :^)

>>79147534
meem

>>79147534
he lives

>>79147782
That I do.

>>79145459
good post

What is /dixie/'s favorite brand of beer?

>>79147876
probably guinness
the ones sold at bars bot the cheap can ones

>>79147876
free™

>>79147876
I have a major hard-on for witbiers/Weißbiere. Favorite one that's relatively easy to get is Hoegaarden, but this Icelandic brewery called Einstök Ölgerð makes a really incredible one that's hard to find. Whole Foods has it, a couple restaurants here and there have it on draft even.

>>79147876

I don't drink beer, but my friends just drink whatever they find, which is mostly Blue Moon.

>>79147534
>>79147804
The Penman (peace be upon him) hath returned!

>>79147876
newcastle

had a fucking delicious pecan beer last night with a buddy tho

and some hardcore IPA that tasted like what i assume pine tree semen would he like

>>79148225
i like blue moon, no orange slice tho

>>79148265
>and some hardcore IPA that tasted like what i assume pine tree semen would he like
uhh... what's the name

>>79148225
blue moon is pretty ok. Only had it once

>>79148353
it was from stone brewery, can't recall the name specifically they have like 7-8 different IPAs

it had something like "unleash the power of the hop" on the bottle

it was the hoppiest fucking thing ive had in years, so fucking bitter

i enjoyed the first half

>>79148189
Good choice, do they sell all the kinds they make in your area?

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Our glorious founder immortalized in meme

May all nations see his glory and pay tribute to Redneck Penman inshallah

>>79148583
Einstök? They have some seasonal ones I haven't seen around here, but I never looked for them either, I'll check later this year when they're supposed to be out. I can usually find the year-round ones though, yeah.

>>79148189
>tfw no Whole Foods around me
Fuck, hopefully I get to go somewhere that has a Whole Foods. I've never had an Icelandic beer before.

>>79148780
our true founder is the autist that started making these threads for a week and then disappeared off the face of the planet

he shall hereforth be known as the extra flagless one

>>79148898
Whole Foods is the height of hipster Yank grocery shopping, but it has a lot of great shit too (and now that Amazon owns it they made a lot of stuff cheaper). They have a section of soap/shampoo/etc. and the one I go to has some sort of locally produced "aura mist", I shit you not.

It also has a gigantic selection of beer and wine, a big produce section with hard-to-find stuff, and a pretty impressive selection of meat and fish. Walk through the soap section, chuckle at the aura mist, then go buy a bunch of Icelandic beer.

>>79149059
Damn, I never realized Whole Foods had so many different products. I always assumed it was only organic food.

>>79148943
yeah, there were 10 or so threads made on and off by that guy

i hope he returns one day

I shop at Trader Joe's
fight me

I am half black, half latino. how do i get a qt CSA gf?

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Hmmmmmm, really makes you think, doesn't it....

>>79149196
a good chunk of the south if black so it shouldnt be that hard

>>79145561
>>79147485
was with family for holiday lul

>>79149196
the only white girls who will date blacks are trash

If its carbonated mineral water than its soda, if its coca cola, pepsi or the like than its coke, if its fanta or sprite than just use the brand name

>>79149257
nigger

>>79149196
you have to like huntin', muddin', and fishin'

>>79149257
>not calling it sparkling sweet tea

>>79149321

Rude.

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>>79149290
>>79149269
yes but i want pic rel

>>79149377
ty

>>79149122
Nah it's got everything. The cheese department is a lot of fun too.
>>79149166
TJ's is OK. They're really hit and miss, though. Fucking 10 kinds of rice, none of it is short-grain. Can never count on 'em to have a lot of the stuff in the produce section.
>>79149257
Always thought 'pop' was funny.

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fresh OC tonight

>>79149655
finland looks nice

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>>79149701
thinking about making this into a "antifa tears down statue of the venerable robert e lee"

>>79149797
how will you do it? looks like it needs quite a lot of photoshop or whatever skillz

i want it to be friday asap, i need to drink reeeeeeeee

>>79149817
You can't have a drink now?

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>>79149817
mspaint nigga

i did graphic design for a minute but im too lazy to pirate design software or learn freeware

besides ill just throw robert e lees head over the statue and maybe throw shitty black masks over the barbars

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>>79149856
he is saracen

>>79149856
its weekday, have job you know i am not a neet.

>>79149875
you should though, if you are to create dank memes you should at least put some effort into it.

>>79149797
i can draw that
might be a good idea, warm up before school starts

>>79149959
draw me like one of your ottoman sipahi's first

>>79149944
my mspaint is dank, and even if its not im at least producing content ya know?

actually i think i have some shit vector freeware already

id just need a photoshop ripoff

>>79149959
go for it turkbud

and work on the damn comic

you still havent done anything have you

its been at least 4 months

>>79150019
>comic
yea naw m8
i redraw the first 3-4 pages like 4 times and re-drew the cover 3 times but then gave up.
It requires a much different mindset than how i usually draw (shit that uni wants basically, professional/realistic but boring as crap)

ill get on it since im starting illustration classes this year

>>79150096
draw tarkan comics :DDD

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>>79150096
precisely why i didnt write more in case you fell through lel

no worries

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI
>twinkway

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>>79150232
y tho

>>79150113
Tarkan like the Huns' unique unit in AoE2 or like the singer?

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>>79150264
to both insult and summon you lel

>>79150357
oh. I'm playing something with the South Dakotan rn

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>>79150271
the unique unit, tarkan is a mythical turkic hero
old (and i mean OLD) tarkan comics were kinda like our knockoff version of Conan the barbarian

>>79150357
he is playing ''jew shit'' appareantly

nigger boi needs to learn how to use capital letters

>>79150518
>capitalizing names on steam
r u dum

what a stupid thing to complain about

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>>79150391
what game

>>79150518
>"jew shit"
elaborate

>>79150544
>being this much of a cocksucker

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>>79150561
he was playing ''fucking niggers'' before this

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>>79150568
>being this much of a hl kl virgin
silly bobilly

>>79150561
kill me

>>79144183
Germans are the worst t b h

>>79150611
>Jew Shit
i dont understand >.<

>>79150617
explain

I hope they get around to making Jew Shit 2 eventually

>>79150680
It's call ESO

>>79150670
I'm playing Minecraft. A game known for attracting autistic 10 year olds

>>79150617
What's the wecommended amount of dedotated wam to a server?

>>79150680
fucking kikes need to stop putting DLC to the game

Shekel fix your fucking game!

I cant fucking believe my generation is so fucking dumb that some of them acquire their socio-politic and physological outlook on life from a guy named ''styxhexenhammer666''

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>>79150766
uggh, I was born in the wrong generation :(((

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>>79150705
first time i played minecraft was when some fegit on /v/ linked the java browser version

i got the alpha for $10 a week later

been lifetime ever since

its a shame there hasnt been a decent addition of content since like 2012

i used to be super excited about notch popping up for once, it meant he had finished adding something new to the game

i may just play it tonight...

>>79150825
why is Ben Franklin looking at me?

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>>79150861
I played it on ps4 for a while because the multiplayer wasn't so annoying to work with. Been about a year tho

1.4.7 and 1.7.10 modded are pretty fun but most of the authors have left since then

>>79150871
Because you haven't been upholding his vision for the country

>disappointing based ben
shamefurr dispray

>>79150931
>Because you haven't been upholding his vision for the country
am I not fucking enough French prostitutes?

>>79150861
man
i was still in elementary school when i bought minecraft

>>79151006
Minecraft came out in 2011
you literal babby

>>79150861
also there is like a fuckton of modpacks for it, although i would suspect noone even bothers modding that game anymore
look up for a good one

>>79150990
didn't know about that lol

Must have been why it took so fucking long for the frogs to join the war

>>79151006
I thought you were 24 or something

>>79151018
i was in 8th grade i think

>>79151028
im 20
im pretty sure i told you that im a year older than you before

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Is it moral to beat up the severely autistic?

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>old cunts in my /dixie/

>>79151074
let me beat the shit out of you and then we'll ask the cops

>>79149166
Trader Joe's is the shit.

>>79151089
Cops can't decide what's moral, only what's legal

For example; abortion may be immoral, but it's still legal
>inb4 canadian comes in to defend abortion using entirely pathos

>>79151074
7% > 0%. People often mentally substitute "impossible" for "improbable".

>>79151275
we both know that they meant that it was impossible for glompf to win

reminder that being pro-life means wanting a majority black South

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>>79150931
it had the most potential of any game in a decade

and then notch threw it to microsoft like a pimp selling a whore he was bored with

>>79151006
underage b&

>>79151019
used to be a really active modding community because the game was so damn simple

pic is my current skin

reminder that there isn't any point between implantation and birth that would indicate that a fetus had become a distinct entity from the mother

>>79151329
I mean I don't blame him for doing it. Shame that he sold it to (((megajew))) tho

>>79150861
was building a city in minecraft with my friend a bit ago using a bunch of mods before he went off to yurop and took the server with him
we should start our own /dixie/ server

>>79151006
wew, I think I bought it when I was in 10th grade 7 years ago
>tfw it's almost been a decade since I was in 10th grade

>>79151329
I bet Bethesda's going to make a Minecraft clone eventually except with actual graphics. Fallout 4 was basically halfway there and the settlement builder was one of the only fun things in the game.

>>79151407
Bunch of companies tried to jump on the sandbox genre
Best one I can remember is the everquest mmo

>>79151407
>the settlement builder was one of the only fun things in the game.
If you enjoyed FO4's settlement builder you should probably kill yourself

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>>79151387
yeah, the man made a literal fortune, and he deserved it

i have no complaints about the game until he started hiring on staff

when it was just notch (and he still posted on /v/ for feedback), the game was truly special

>>79151407
bethesda isn't capable of building a stable physics engine let alone a versatile sandbox

>>79151394
A friend kept bugging me to play with him. I told him I'd play it with him if he bought it for me, so he bought it for my birthday. That was back when it was still in beta.

>>79151507
Alpha and early beta were the fucking shit

>hiring help
Jens was ok. I don't remember when dinnerbone joined but I think it was before everything went to shit

It just started going downhill after 1.4.7 or so. Which is when all the modders started leaving really

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>>79151578
i miss those days

>>79151661
>tfw it used to draw inspiration from dorf fort
>now it draws inspiration from fucking crayola

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>>79151723
stop

>been 4 dozen skin patches
>no new content for years

Minecraft is just Roblox for children.

>>79151838
>Epic Sex in Roblox!!!!! (18+)

>>79151837
The Elytra are pretty fun. That's honestly all I can thing of since they added hoppers

One of my friends ran a tiny little town and asked me to build a town hall

I built the biggest fucking monstrosity in the entire server, the building itself was almost as large as the tiny little fucking town, took me a week to build it.

In the end it looked more like a massive gothic church though

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A trek to the coast, mayhaps?

I play Minecraft and have VIP on a server because I donated.

>donated to a private server
holy shit look at this fucking loser

Played on an RP server for a while and that was pretty fun

did anybody here ever partake in the /his/ minecraft servers?
i was always intrested in how they were like

Always hated the change they made to the model of the chests. It looks retarded

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>>79151917
>RP

oh god no

you cannot out-post me, jewshit

>>79151971
>owo
it was economic/job RP I guess. back before they had trading with the testificates so you couldn't flood the server with emeralds

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>>79151977
>arkansawyers
>outposted by turks
>in /dixie/

I used to have a group of about 6 or 7 friends and we'd just get on random servers and go full Mongol on them, was pretty fun. That was back when you could build TNT cannons
can't do that anymore, though, too many 11 year olds with invincibility hacks or whatever

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in the jungle, i have the shitposting powers of 10 lions

>im not sure if anyone will even get the reference

>>79152036
there was one I went on where they had built tnt cannons into the side of the mountain and they'd hide them with pistons when they weren't firing them. Sorta like how the norks do with their artillery

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>>79151865
>low-brow pornography
Please, Roblox is a game for the morally upright man.

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>1997 was 10 gorillion years ago

I'm kind of late into a Jan Mayen run on Victoria 2
What nation should I do next, lads?
Is Wales any fun?

https://youtu.be/YZtgZ5fHOuU?t=1m21s

>>79152383
Oh wait, wales isn't releasable in Vic2.
I was thinking of another game

How many dixie people oppose the oil & gas industry?

Is the problem mostly contained in the north/coasts, or would fairly liberal cities like Houston (RIP) be over 10-15% opposition?

>>79152751
there are problems with fracking but it's bought North America energy independence. The only time the Arabs are ever able to get their oil into our market is when there's a slight dip in production from the Eagleford. I think that the people who want to shut down fracking because of concerns about global warming grossly underestimate the amount of fuel it takes to ship oil from the Persian Gulf to Texas

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>Cumway

>>79153804
delet this

I am NOT a slut

*tears down a historic statue*

das rite

[B]INLAND

Been trying to form the US in EU4.

>>79153919
I would be, if I were attractive enough

>>79154070
it's pretty fun, be sure to liberate Canada and Cuba too

>>79154172
can't do that unless I want the bug

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troled

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>>79154218
I got a gay roleplay thread up to 150 replies earlier

learned that a greek and a swede are dating americans and the swede is dating a girl(male)

>>79154238
Oh nice
Cute

>>79154183
can't wait for the day when we all become cyborgs and transcend the desire for physical intimacy

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>>79154282
I want to be with him tho. he makes me happy

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>>79154300
>look at me with my happy relationship

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>>79154313
big dummy

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>>79154313
It's not like they're hard to cum by

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>>79154319

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>gay scenes in this season of narcos

>>79154454
The current state of entertainment is such that if you don't specifically include various groups, you're presumed to have a negative opinion of them. No black people in your show? It's a racist show. No gay character? You're homophobic. The lead isn't female? You support the patriarchy.

>being gay

>>79154485
the guy irl had an all black soccer team whose sole job was to run trains on him

>>79154401
I didn't link to Conway?

gas the fags

>>79154757
no

I WANT GENOCIDE

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will there ever be a better plane?

>>79154806
super hornet

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>>79154825
f-18 is nice and all, but it cant hold a candle to the
A E S T H E T I C of the f-4

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>>79154806
Right here family

abesimpson.jpg

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>>79154864
thats a good one too
have some boom planes

>>79154477
It's amazing how many great movies just wouldn't be able to be made today. Even more recent stuff like the LOTR trilogy would be full of retarded shit trying to pander to these people.

Who /hellhole otherwise known as Kennesaw State/ here?

Reminder that only men are capable of feeling human emotions. Women are soulless automatons who only view their partners and friends as objects

>>79155424
no one.
But from what I've noticed, douchrbags gravitate towards Kennesaw.

Got beaned

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>>79156131

Fucking night time deadness
bumping with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbjdUkeN4jM&bpctr=1504685220

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJavS1wbkKQ
>she ran off with a nigger a six feet buck
>she broke my heart she tore me appart when she ran off with a nigger

What the fuck is wrong with americans and this obsession of being cucked by blacks. I thought it was just some stupid shit part of this website humor, but no there have been chorus singing about it for almost 50 years now. And it's a classic from the south. What the hell

>>79158434
Oh there's more

https://youtu.be/0rwnIqRl4gc

>>79158434
>classic
Yeah, I don't know about that, bud.
Classic normally means it's well known and appreciated. That's neither of those.

>>79158434
well it is pretty funny

>>79158519
Judging from the comments it seems to have been quite a hit for its time. I mean still, I've been listening to some country albums lately and 99% of the songs are about "niggers jagaboo coon baboon cuck this cuck that nigger me around nigger you up and down" and so on. I'm not shitting you look at this playlist, nigger everywhere
https://youtu.be/StXoESUueEc

do cow boy have nothing else on their mind than guns and niggers ?

>>79158646
>cow boy
They're called southerners

>>79158646
>Johnny Rebel
If that's the country music you've been listening to, then no wonder. That's fringe meme music.

>>79158495
>big black dick kissed his lips and sucked him out time and time again

legit what the fuck
>>79158686
my bad

>>79158705
I thought he was popular. Any recommendation ?

>>79158778
Aside for the obvious Johnny Cash: George Jones, Merle Haggard, Hank Wiliams, Waylon Jennings, John Prine. I could probably think of more if I tried
The artist in >>79158495 (David Allan Coe) is actually one of my personal favorites. He just has one album of purposefully crude and offensive songs, the rest of his stuff is pretty good.
Here's one of my favorites by David Allan Coe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw7JDi1sFio

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Comment

>99% of the songs are about "niggers jagaboo coon baboon cuck this cuck that nigger me around nigger you up and down"

I lol'd.

>>79158646
>niggers jagaboo coon baboon cuck this cuck that nigger me around nigger you up and down
stealing this for my debut album

STOP

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>be Texan
>take it up the ass for gas

Can't make this shit up.

>>79168858
land of the free everybody

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ded thred

>>79168858
What exactly leads to this

>>79172955
I hear that gas in Houston is currently going for $8 a gallon on account of the hurricane, but that picture says it's in Austin

>>79168858
steers and queers

>>79173083

>It's in Austin

It all makes sense now.

Fucking mods

London anon should probably run away from irma

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I'm gonna play video games with my good friend Twinkway!
It's gonna be fun!!!

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E V E R Y

Did /cum/ get JANNIED? The whole place is filled with noflaggers and redditors

>>79175053
maybe you finally started to realize that /semen/ is shit

>>79175230
*draculas you*
Get PIKED roach

I hope my flight gets cancelled

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OjYKvl5raM
"janissary" piano

ROMANians

just made a cheeky Costco run y'all

>>79175053
don't care

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really starting to wonder if there's anything people won't complain about

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Soon, my brothers.

>>79176999
I read that Romanians migrated from Illyria and are not completely descended from Dacians. What do they teach you there?

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>tfw state flag is just a seal on a blue background

>>79177100
joshua is a fucking cuck
fuck you joshia
you remind me of my brother
i bet you are a loser like him
fuck you joshia

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>>79178364

>>79178364
I like the birb.

>>79178470
nigger

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>>79178470

I like the birb as well, but Louisiana has so much history to choose from to represent us on our flag, but instead of that line of logic, we went with

>A
>Fucking
>Pelican

>>79178647
should've went with an alligator wearing mardi gras beads

>>79178647
I find it funny that you have no French symbols on your flag but fucking Iowa does

>>79178918
The pelican is an old Catholic symbol.

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>>79178976

Not a lot of people actually know that, I've met fellow Louisianians that don't even know that.

>>79178976
What the hell does it represent?
Swallowing fish whole during Lent?

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>[John] Smith is reputed to have killed and beheaded three Turkish opponents in single combat duels, for which he was knighted by the Prince of Transylvania and given a horse and a coat of arms showing three Turks' heads. However, in 1602, he was wounded in a skirmish with the Tartars, captured, and sold as a slave. As Smith describes it: "we all sold for slaves, like beasts in a market".[6] Smith claimed that his master, a Turkish nobleman, sent him as a gift to his Greek mistress in Constantinople, who fell in love with Smith. He then was taken to the Crimea, where he escaped from the Ottoman lands into Muscovy then on to the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth before travelling through Europe and Northern Africa, returning to England in 1604.
discuss

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>>79179337

"The pelican was believed to pierce its own breast with its beak and feed its young of its blood. It became a symbol of Christ sacrificing himself for man."

>>79179337
The pelican was thought to feed its children from the blood of its own breast. It's a metaphor for the sacrifice of Christ

>>79178364
at least ours has a big birb

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>>79179596

ur a bigg birb haha

>>79179376
p cool

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Did somebody say big birb?

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>Vulture

Disgusting.

>be in hurricane prone area
>hide in cardboard box houses
What's the logic behind this?

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>>79180368
Let's weigh the two.
Vulture:
>Can kill, but prefers not to.
>Staves off disease including cholera and anthrax
>Keeps carcasses away from us
>Amazing sense of smell
>Can detect natural gas leaks
>Generally helpful
Pelican:
>Throats more smelly meat than Conway

I think I know the winner

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"giant birds (teratorns) with wingspans between 4 and 5 m (12 and 18 ft) were likely contemporary with early man"
must've been pretty nifty to see this thing in the sky
I miss megafauna tbqh

>>79180636
>Throats more smelly meat than Conway
Delet

>baklava,kaymak and lemon cake
i dont know why but life seems to throw amazing fucking food at my way whenever im trying to lose weight

>>79180793
нeт

>>79180977
>Kaymak
Looks like someone gave up halfway through making butter

>>79181081
its the shit that appears on top of yoghurt if you have ever made home made yoghurt from scratch

>>79181134
I have no idea how to even make yogurt from scratch.
I've made cottage cheese tho.

>>79181185
its very easy to do, all you need is a pot and stove (unless you want to do some fancy shit in which case you will need an incubator)

my mom used to make it all the time back when she also started to make bread from scratch (thank god she stopped they were horrible)

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>>79180636

V(irgin)ulture:
>Eats things that are already dead because hunting is too hard :(
>Ghoul looking face
>Vomits when scared, like a true virgin.
>Beaklet

Pelic(had)an:
>Largest bill of any birb
>Attacks and eats seagulls
>Can hold 3 gallons of water within bill, about as much cum Conway swallows daily.

I think I know the TRUE winner here :^)

>>79181498
>attacks and eats seagulls

pelicans are ALRIGHT in my book

>>79181498
STOP THIS

''I like the taste of meat'',

-Conway 2017

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>>79181498
Vulture:
>Primarily kills out of mercy because it respects God's creatures.
>Face is specifically designed for cleanliness. Cleanliness is next to Godliness, of course.
>Vomits when threatened, so that it may flee quickly. He doesn't pick fights, as is the Christian way.
>Beak designed for ripping and tearing.

Pelican:
>Big bill to compensate for inherent inferiority.
>Attacks the weak, because the strong do not fear him.
>Beak is designed for swallowing. What is this guy? Conway?

I think we know who is both superior, and truer to the way of the Lord.

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>>79181918
>>79181498
>>79180636
okay im actually finding these hilarious

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>>79182015
It's not a joke.
Vultures should be the official bird of /dixie/

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>>79181918

Vulture:
>Too much of a cuck to fight other animals.
>Head is the same size as Conway's cock.
>Only eats chads leftovers.
>Isn't found in Australia, and if it was, the wildlife would kill it pretty easily.
>Maximum wingspan is 9.2 ft.

Pelican:
>Found on every continent except for Antarctica.
>Does the world a favor and attacks pigeons on sight.
>Maximum wingspan is 12 ft.
>Doesn't give a fuck about what people think about it.
>Symbolizes Jesus.

I believe the argument is settled then.

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*blocks your path*

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A challenger...

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Cardinals are monogomous, Christian birds who have qt wives that they bring with them everywhere they go

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Ring Necked Pheasant:
>Handsome
>Lays ever hen in sight, never raises any of his chicks
>Hens will fight over him, lays them regardless of the victor
>Delicious and knows it, openly mocks hunters who fail to kill him
>Farmers let him eat their crops
>Hunts insects and small rodents, known to attack humans who encroach on their territory
>Will ride buffalo on their backs like a mobile throne

Lesser borbs:
>Virgins
>Ugly
>Smelly
>Conway likes men

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>>79182748
Vulture:
>Benevolent and merciful, to emulate our Savior.
>Head is likely much larger than Conway's cock.
>Eats the rotting so that we do not have to, further emulating our Savior's sacrifice for us.
>Maximum wing span is ~11 feet.
>Actually uses its wings because it's not some sort of transfish.
>Cleanses the earth, just like our Savior.

Pelican
>Sad, baby immune system
>Can't even consume Anthrax.
>Its religious symbolism is based on a lie
>Is a pescatarian like some sort of hippy nerd.

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>>79183056
>Conway likes men
LIES! SLANDER AND LIES!

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Raven:
>Most intelligent birb
>Can talk
>Cool all-black color
>Humans fear him

>>79180636
>>79181498
>>79181918
>>79183056
good posts

>>79183243
>>79182748
you lost it

gotta throw conway in at the end or the jokes timing is ruined

>>79183458
>no conway mentions
are you even trying?????

>>79183527
fine uhhhh......


Pelican:
>has a pecker but barely uses it
>Just like Conway

>>79183527
>all-black like how conway likes his cocks
there

>>79183597
that was meant to be a reply to >>79183475

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A peliture or a vulican

>>79183623
Don't like blacks

>>79183678
Absolute madman

>>79183678
vulican sounds like vulcan so i say that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQL9U-fCQ64

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>>79183243

Vulture:
>Reaches peak cuck by being merciful to already dead animals.
>Filthy
>Weak legs
>Can only defeat dead animals, but I'm not even guaranteeing that.
>Max wingspan of 9.2 ft.

Pelicans:
>Max wingspan of 12 ft.
>Attacks land and sea animals.
>Is properly symbolized as Jesus.
>Doesn't need to consume anthrax because its main food source isn't dead animals.
>Its practices are Christian, unlike Conway's.

All right, if I go any further we're just repeating ourselves.
>Conway likes pen0r tho

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/pelican/

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I improved the Louisianan flag, lads

PICKLE RICK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
PICKLE RICK IS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME

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>Georgia has had a good flag

Uhhhhh

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>missouri
>rick&mortyposting

>be arkansas
>get confused with kansas
>die

>Be Missouri
>Worst Midwestern and Southern state

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>Missouri
>Southern

>be south dakota
>be worse than north dakota in every way

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>missouri
>southern

>Louisiana education

Missouri's its own motherfucker

>>79184673
Tennessee and Texas are the only decent CSA flags
New Mexico is the only good American flag

>>79185057
>a fucking leaf

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>>79185075
Confederation was a mistake

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this is the perfect flag. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

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the greatest flag in existence

all other flags are rendered dull and colorless in it's presence

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Objectively the superior flag.

>>79184973
>croatia
>southern

>>79185463
>kosovo
>serbian
pick one

I have a red hair on my chin.

>>79185531
do you like potatoes?

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Earl Van Dorn's battle flag for the Army of West Tennessee, the second greatest flag after >>79185342

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>>79185507
ALL IS REPIBLIKA SRPSKA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR52yVt7w28

>>79185629
Balkan war songs are the fucking shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4sqMNHZxjI

NOD did nothing wrong

What is Catalonia's government going to do when their independence referendum inevitably passes and the Spanish government inevitably chooses to ignore it?

Will there ever be a happening?

>>79185629
>>79185712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqY2YgcDFz4

>>79186382
kek, i saw that one
Serbian edginess is fucking great

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MOTHERFUCKING LOVEBUGS

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NEED MORE LOUISIANA POSTERS.

>>79186709
i would prefer not too

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>A y*nk gave me a (you)

is 180 really short in western terms or is it just the autists in 4chin-chins finding fault in themselves over every single minor detail.

Im 179 and it never bothered me