/brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21yTe5WV9Pk

>>79096714
Ten bucks says this is Canada

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anime

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any radical centre man in?

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>>79096662
pales in comparison to the slums that are bradford, liverpool and manchester also scots are nicer people
>>79096525
not true I've been to glasgow, perth, edinburgh, aberdeen, inverness, dundee, paisley
it's beautiful lad
that gothic and georgian architecture makes my dick hard. only have a week left on my vacation in the UK. where in england should I go to next?

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would you?

>>79096714
Do you think they are happy?

if you read this your gay

All cars made before 2010 should be banned

Ugly shitboxes

>>79096724
>:(

>>79096797
HHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

>>79096812
it doesnt matter

>>79096810
nah

>Secondary School Education
>No Experience
>No Qualifications
>Found a Job after 3 weeks
It's so easy to get a job wtf where do you guys live?

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>>79096724
>pulls the battery out of his laptop each time it freezes for a bit
oh, Tim...

>>79096810
would I man the harpoons? yea

>>79096806
>that gothic and georgian architecture makes my dick hard. only have a week left on my vacation in the UK. where in england should I go to next?
Bath 100%. beautiful town
Then Oxford, Harrogate and York

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sue

>>79096806
>also scots are nicer people
lol

so fucking depressed holy shit

ate way too much and now I'm too full send help

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squealing

>>79096724
>they want me to stop playing the piano by hacking my pc
poor tim...

>>79096882
>York
Don't do this.

ex-husband keeps texting me

>>79096907
fuck off

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>>79096806
I really don't like Glasgow and although Dundee is aesthetically pleasing it's quite possibly the most boring place on earth otherwise

it's nice to see a foreigner share my appreciation for Edinburgh and Inverness though

those are by far the prettiest cities in Britain in my opinion

>>79096806
Brighton has some nice big georgian squares along the seafront of Hove, quite a lot of other odd and period buildings there too.

neets mad that I made £80 for myself and couple of grand for mr noseburg

currently in the process of watching a lot of anime

>>79096508
scots are really lefty compared to england

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>>79096761
>The oil money is long gone now aswell..
Wrong

>>79096923
why not

caught a statutory rape cos the steak wasn't mature

do you believe in any conspiracy theories lads?

Halo sucks

nah jk I played it a lot but I'm in dire need of (You)s

>>79096939
>picture passed through a thousand different colour filters so it doesn't look like a grey scabby arsehole

ah yes, majestic to behold

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Aerodynamic trailer tails to be bluntly honest.

>find a british twitter acc
>half of his posts are about trump and american politics
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>uni in two days

to dust I go
Into the wind
A dull memory of once was
Blissful dread

How do i figure out

1 3/10 - 7/15 ??

I keep getting the wrong answer and I don't know why...

>>79096989
is believing that american secret services funded this and that group (which are branded as independant) conspiracy

An example of typical German overengineering

portal axles on the G-wagon. In addition to being another expensive component that will eventually go wrong, the same ride height gains could have been achieved by simply choosing larger tires and a body lift which would also be more mechanically stable in the long term.

>>79096989
It's not a conspiracy if it's the truth.

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*walk into bedroom*
*see this*

wat do?

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What do you lads think?
Great aye?

>>79096975
Northern shithole

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>>79097008
Vane?

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>turn on TV
>친애하는 지도자는 주요 서부 도시에서 여러 번의 핵 공격을 시작하기로 결정했습니다. 앞으로 몇 시간 안에 서울, 도쿄, 로스 앤젤레스, 뉴욕, 런던, 파리, 베를린은 희미한 잔해로 변할 것입니다.

How do you react?

>>79096989
ancient astronauts unironically
a whole lot more ironically

>>79096967
theres some fuel in this engine, i have always thought of London as the start of the midlands

>>79097008
why does the back end need to be aerodynamic?

so they can save 0.00005% fuel when the lorry reverses 2 feet?

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Reminder

>>79097052
ummmm gerry adams is NOT and NEVER has been in the IRA

>>79097065
How'd the TV turn on?

radical right: poonited states of arsemerica
radical left: north korea
radical centre: are switzerland

>>79097065
Turn it off

>>79097073
probably lowers the flow or something over the lorry more effectively using pressure and other things scientific.

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>>79096839
>tfw drive an ugly shitbox 2007

>>79097065
genuflect

>>79097028
3/10

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>why does the back end need to be aerodynamic?

>so they can save 0.00005% fuel when the lorry reverses 2 feet?

>>79096953
we've been conned into voting between two left-wing parties who differ only on a single issue

Scotland was consistently right-wing up until the Conservatives abandoned traditional agrarian High Tory values in favour of Thatcherism

>>79096839
t. rides the bus

>>79097065
>>79097100
...also when did I get a TV?

>>79097055
dumb southerner

>>79097051
big cat

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>>79096810
fucking disgusting.

>>79096724
Serves the little bellend right

>>79097121
oh fuck off

>>79097008
Not a scam! Trust me! Just look at our data sheets on all the fuel you will be saving! They will pay themselves off within 2 years! You need to upgrade your fleet now!

mélenchon
corbyn
sanders

>>79096989
believe that the US perpetuates war in the middle east along with russia to sell arms

>>79097110
state of modern car aesthetics

Rorke: Assad
Brody: Isis
Reasonable Centrist: Doesn't care
Radical Centrist: Al-Qaeda

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>York
>Northern shithole

>>79096810
Maybe if my GPS was charged up, likely to get lost otherwise

>>79097028
1 x anything (besides 0) = the same thing (i.e multiplying something by 1 doesn't change it)
1 and 3/10s = 13/10
13/10 x 1 = 13/10
15/15 = 1
13/10 x 15/15 = 195 / 150

7/15 x 1 = 7/15
7/15 x 10/10 = 70/150

195/150 - 70/170 = 25/170

t. expert

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>>79096878

>>79097028
1 3/10 = 13/3
13/3 * 5/5 = 65/15
65/15 - 7/15 = 58/15

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Which one are you lads? Neutral fem here.

*kills every single nigger and kike in every dimension except this one*

>>79097204
1 3/10 = 13/10
find common denominator with 15
39/30 - 14/30 = 25/30 = 5/6

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>>79097226
>1 and 3 tenths = 13/3

>>79097040
You're a mouth breathing moron. First of all portal axles aren't even standard equipment on the G-Class, secondly portal axles allow for gains in ground clearance otherwise only matched by fucking tractor tires which in turn will absolutely ruin your center of gravity, handling, fuel economy and wheel horsepower (enjoy getting stuck on rocks with your redneck straight axles), thirdly G-Classes are among the most reliable vehicles in the world, otherwise they wouldn't have been build for 38 years and counting.

You fat fucks with your yokel engineering have absolutely no fucking right to go around in the world telling others that their technology sucks.

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>>79097180
I live rurally in a land of ice and snow. Something large, rank like, and with 4×4 is required. I used to have a 2001 Nissan Xterra which was good looking and worked well, but it got too old to pass annual inspection.

>>79097204
No.
1 3/10 - 7/15
13/10 - 7/15
13x15/10x15 - 7x10/15x10
195/150 - 70/150
195 - 70 = 125
125/150 = 5/6

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>>79096953
>scots are really lefty compared to england
not anymore

>>79097052
XCOM MENTIONED

>>79097269
meant for
>>79097028

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the dinner

:c

>>79097249
literally none close to me
neutral masc is the least wrong

>>79097296
>annual inspection
just rape my anus up senpai

>>79097269
no one said it needed to be the lowest common denominator

brainlets find it easier to just multiply the two denominators, that way it works every time; they don't understand the concept of factors

>>79097327
it's lunchtime you idiot

>>79097288
>>79097040
enjoying this argument ngl

>>79097028
Order of operations P.E.M.D.A.S.
Working left to right:
Parentheticals
Exponents
Multiplication/Division
Addition/Subtraction

>>79097283
im sorry

>>79097249
Bit gay.

>>79097249
lawful masc

>>79097349
calm your tits mate

spent an hour having a wank with no success

>>79097398
why not

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>>79097073
The low pressure zone behind trailers is a hotspot for airflow swirls, and airflow swirls and low pressure zones mean resistance and therefore higher fuel consumption. These tails shape the airflow behind the truck to be smoother and, combined with other minor airflow measures can reduce fuel consumption by 8%, which over a year sums up to several thousand quid for trucks.

prentending to be an underage irish girl on omegle again ahaha

;0)

>>79097307
it's the same thing you slug I just accidentally typed 170 on the last row

>>79097342
It's better than the alternative of a bunch of shite cars on bald tires sliding along the icy winter roads.

>>79097398
let me help you then ;)

>>79097408
willy kept going soft

>>79097419
ah yes please let me lick your boot more government

>>79097296
It didn't get too old, it just wasn't taken well enough care of.

>>79097313
the death of Labour in the Scottish lowlands is a beautiful thing

blue Clydeside at last

>>79097249
>neutral fem
Doubt it you manly orc.

>>79097440
you on adderall or something?

>>79097411
> airflow swirls and low pressure zones mean resistance

>dirty air behind the lorry means the lorry going in the opposite direction goes slower

utter nonsense

>>79097249
chaotic not caring

Afternoon

>>79097418
>25/170
>125/150
>it's the same thing you slug
Ahhh yes, Old-World """'""arithmetic"'""'".

why is michael jackson still relatively revered even though he was noncing kids?

>>79097485
he was acquitted so um try again sweaty

>>79097463
Blow against a balloon. It moves away from you. You've created a high pressure zone against the balloon. Low pressure zones have the opposite effect, like a vacuum cleaner. They pull stuff backwards, relatively speaking.

>>79097460
nah

>>79097411
Bullshit! Air isn't spaghetti.

>>79097485
good tracks mate, just like people forgave George MIchael for being gay

what is it with Michaels?

>>79097485
he's black

Any other gay lads here tonight? x

>>79097523
stop trying to sell your boy-racer lorry mods in this thread

>>79097249
neutral fem here (´・ω・`)

>>79097545
straight lad that likes cock here desu

>>79096829
FUCK

>>79097526
>methhead

>>79097526
was trying to wank ealier but did too much amphetamine and got speed dick

getting money

have terminal 7

>>79097527
IT'S A MODEL. Processing power isn't high enough to simulate every molecule.

>>79097249
is there one for girls

>>79097249
>neutral masc
literally me

gf is in a strop again

i am in the clouds

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someone just sent me a personal message on the 'dit in response to a post I made in a thread like 10 months ago

might reply to them

>>79097084
disgusting post

just put go faster stripes on my lorry

>>79097596
Try getting happy frog.

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Hmmmm.

investing on illegal molecules

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>>79097313
>Modern Tories
>right-wing

>>79097535
george did nothing wrong
leave him out of this

>>79097574
nah

>>79097586
would've thought speed would make you hard all the time

>Processing power isn't high enough to simulate every molecule.

my brains allows me to simulate every single runty molecule's post in this thread every second of every day

>>79097631
money is more important

>>79097633
Why is Czechoslovakia so Rorke?

poo poo willy wank

>>79097643
alri Hitchens

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anyone know the answer?

>>79097607
So why are you applying this spaghetti model that you just admitted isn't accurate to real life? Trucks aren't made of cheese!

>>79097699
godless czechs hate everything

CHOON https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACsXwyAYjhc

>>79097288
I wouldn't have to tell you your technology sucks if you'd get your head out of your asses you pompous twats

I'm sorry, I never realized your main priorities on the shiny barbie car you cunts call an off road vehicle were handling, fuel economy, and wheel horsepower. If that's the case I have even less of a clue what the fuck you were thinking, it's not good at ANY of those things. There are actual teenagers here that figured out how to meet their ground clearance requirements without fucking portal axles or crippling driveability, and they don't need $100k to accomplish basic entry level offroading. Portal axles are literally the epitome of moronic German gimmicky bullshit, of course you would defend them. Fucking krauts, man, always looking for a reason to suck themselves off over literally nothing of value.

>>79097699
why is Britain so tolerant

>>79097661
he made it unsafe to slash in public restrooms, if he didn't make white christmas he'd be battered alive

>>79097725
yeh

Harriet Tubman on the 20 USD banknote lads

>>79097684
So you can buy a truck and kill people with it?

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>dig metal atoms from the ground
>separate slightly heaver metal atoms from slightly lighter atoms
>group the desired atoms together in a lump of a certain size
>"NO you cannot do that that is not allowed your entire country is NOT ALLOWED to possess those metal atoms in a mass of that size that is FORBIDDEN stop that right now"

>>79097773
nah so i can buy things to spend my time on and distract me

Brody: Controls the tech sector and develops the code which powers and shapes modern society
Rorke: Shitposts on 4chan

>>79097779
my brain is humming right now

>eat some poo atoms
>ewwwwwww don't eat those poo atoms stop

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hate having no friends
play video games and browse 4chan all day just because I've nothing else to do. I don't even enjoy vidya anymore

hey fellas... any of you used soulseek to chat lasses?

might stick a gps tracker up my ass so i always know where im at

>>79097779
my brain is bumming right now

>>79097736
Tito was a hardass to the Soviets

>>79097839
go and make some friends then

Brits! Daily reminder to apply this IRL and in /brit/
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gTw2YvutJRA

>>79097839
get a job

call kim jong un a bender

>britain

more like
shit stain

haha

>>79097779
. . . wOaH... made me THINK

>>79097896
montenegro
more like
mount nigger

Kim Jong Un is a wonderful person, never cared about his politics.

>>79097865
haha yeah I'll just pop into the friends store

>>79097875
had one all summer. going back to uni now

poo was significantly less solid than i wanted it to be lads

>>79097768
literally who?

>>79097877
im scared

>>79097633
>fake news

>>79097269
>>79097307
>>79097204

ty guys <3

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>>79097736
>Portal axles are literally the epitome of moronic German gimmicky bullshit
Don't ask me, ask industrious professionals instead of useless drunk yokel teens in lifted shitbarge pickups.

Also have I ever told you how fucking retarded the cargo beds on your pickups are? They're small AND inaccessible. Complete fucking garbage, just like the vehicles carrying them.

honestly i'm just like rick (from rick and morty) lads

>>79097950
you're an alcoholic...?

Bum's doing a bleed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQMRwk8WDd4

>>79097950
>>79097978
fuck off yank

When YouTube isn't recommending me Holocaust documentaries it can actually be pretty cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Syw4Q2EIeOA

Any tim man in

Any tin man in

>>79098045
timothy james byrne here

Personally don't worship gods who only judge people upon their death.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl7yS8fhrQg

>>79098064
What is n

>>79097779
>when a retard attempts a gimmick

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>Muslims here want to build another mosque

I mean you can count the amount of mosques in ireland with your hands so we're not nearly as bad as the rest of Europe but still

>>79098024
whoa man, chill out

that's a pretty bad word

>>79098023
In 2014, Hapa incel Elliot Rodger was asked what it felt like to take a human life. He replied: "I don't know, I've only ever killed thots."

>>79097725
>babies develop in the womb by marinading in piss

SCREECHIN

>>79098098
>being new

um no sweaty

>>79098093
the letter after m

>>79098072
Gonna let me put the tip in mate?

>>79098107
give them an inch and they take a mile
im moving to kerry to live a hermit and get away from all the shite I have to witness living in dublin

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fuck sake, fuck /int/

>>79096543

>>79098150
Did I make a mistake going to Dublin for third level? Surely it not that bad?

Islam is Ireland's third largest religion. There are 63,400 practising Muslims living in Ireland and approximately 50 mosques and prayer centres within the State, with five Muslim clergymen or qualified imams. There is more than one mosque or prayer centre in each province.

>>79097633
http://www.equineteurope.org/IMG/pdf/ebs_437_en.pdf

>This survey was carried out by TNS Opinion & Social network in the 28 Member States of
the European Union between 30 May and 8 June 2015. Some 27,718 respondents from
different social and demographic groups were interviewed face-to-face at home in their
mother tongue on behalf of Directorate-General for Justice and Consumers.

So basically, 1000 people were asked in each of the 27 countries.

I'm guessing this means they only visited the capitals of each country. The views of London are not representative of the whole UK.

Going to go ahead and discount the methodology of this study as shoddy.

flat earth is real

>>79098126
>being a fucking retard who fucked his gimmick up

>>79098194
Yeah but rural towns don't matter.

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>>79097945
We've got plenty of those, must've missed the part where Germany was known at all for it's farmlands and produce. At least thats where a portal axle belongs, on a tractor. Not a truck.

We've been over the truck bed argument before. They're detachable, you can put whatever you want the back. Flatbed, bucket, boom system, etc.

>>79098201
The Earth used to be a sphere, until white people flattened it to crush the black empires

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4BN07h1Ck8

getting the daily dose

>>79096913
same haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21yTe5WV9Pk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XuwyOm-F0U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0DLuWLGV1Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GExZmp7M_dk

I think tim needs a new laptop

>>79098241
The attitudes of rural towns are probably more relevant to the general attitudes of a country than the attitudes of the capital city.

>>79098194
when they do polls they don't ask based on particular areas
people in prague are quite lefty yet the results are far more representative of the rest of the country

Why do pakis on here add nothing but argument? Are they so desperate for social interaction that they will just pick fights for the sake of a response?

As much as I rag on my country here I would literally kill myself if I weren't British

Irish people don't matter.

if you don't think flat earth is real you need to read a fucking bible

>>79098289
he needs a new brain

quite happy right now

>>79098335
nowadays you can get dr. Who and tea in every country

on my period (man) atm, sucks

>>79098310
maybe so, but I still maintain this study wasn't properly done. The majority of this country is pretty fucking rorke, at least England is. Look at what the most read newspapers are. I really doubt over 80% of Brits would be ok with their children being in relationships with wogs

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the cheesewich returns

honestly love this, its the best idea ive ever had

whats the goal car lads?

>>79098450
>spoon
uhh??

>>79098418
You'll never understand

>>79098450
povvo

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>>79098254
So why don't you build them with proper beds in the first place?

Because they're lose their appeal to suburban cowboy cosplayers?

>>79098401
Je suis heuruseese

>>79098450
mmm keto

back from the gym
sodden with piss and sweat

>>79097443
It just got to a point where maintenance outweighed the cost of the vehicle. Undercarriage and rocker panel issues are a serious problem here because of salt on the roads

wish i was well educated in literally every field of knowledge

really want to be a mega brainbox

>>79098425
It's more likely people just said whatever they thought the questioners wanted to hear.
I mean it's more or less just asking people "are you racist"

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>>79098456

>>79098450
are you the type of person who has to make their meals "fun" for you to eat them

>>79098450
>cheap and ugly plastic table cover
ah yes, the working class

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but i don't live in russia

>>79098162
It really is better up here to be honest

>>79098520
its not too late

>>79098520
called a "polymath" mate is a start for your journey

>>79098520
I tried this at uni, did not serve me well in the labour market

Tinder just told me that im getting more likes than usual. Kind of them to let me know.

>>79098545
its hackers trying to brainwash you friendo

>>79098537
>>79098476
i am unironically one of the poshest and most upperclass people here

im in my family's third house rn in Southend though, so its a bit shabby and has no food

>>79097485
Lie from the globalist elites because he was exposing them

>his net worth isn't at least seven figures
I feel bad for all of you

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>just be yourself brah

>>79098563
it means you got one as opposed to zero and it was yer ma on a fake account trying to make you feel better

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Gonna go on record saying Trump is the best President of all time

>>79098573
By Southend do you mean a nice Victorian property in Leigh on sea

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was supposed to go to the gym after work but man alive, as I was leaving I deployed one of the most diabolical shites of my career

pure sludge creating an unbroken stream of what I can only assume is poo between my puckered anus and the bog water. The stench made me gag.

Wiped my arse with the 1 atom thick bog roll that Mr Goldberg buys us and broke straight through, hand was caked in it. Worst part was the poo was grey.

Not sure what I've eaten but it smelled like something had crawled into my arse and died about 2 years ago.

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the goal

manager laughed when I said I need a few days off because of my depression

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SMELLS OF FUCKING PAKIS IN HERE!!!!1

>>79098591
absolutely shit tattoos

>>79098592
oh ( ._.)

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>>79098573
>I'm upperclass
>my family own property in southend

>>79098573
how many (residential) houses u have lad? we have 4

>>79098605
>Wiped my arse with the 1 atom thick bog roll that Mr Goldberg buys us
best part

what should i buy for myself?

>23andMe DNA kit
or
>a new smartphone (current one is outdated and dying)

>>79098479
We do, actually. So there are some key differences between work trucks and trucks intended to be personal vehicles. Iirc they're actually made in different facilities. Primarily though you can get a work truck with a flat frame in the rear, and there a wide variety of companies that work with the manufacturers to build and install pretty much any kind of bed you can think of.

why is every car in Britain a hatchback

>>79098664
land

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>>79098456
the so-called "goal"

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>>79098456
Can't decide. Also for economical reasons I'd rather have a motorbike collection than a car collection. As long as I have a comfortable and dependable daily driver.

>>79098456
red 'rari i guess heh

>he doesn't have an iphone
cringe

>>79098669
Why is it not, you fucking dumb cunt?

watching contrapoints

>>79098456
New Ford F-150
Black 4 door Jeep Sport
Silver 1960 Aston Martin DB-5

>>79098705
>normie phone

for what purpose?

>>79098456
subaru impreza

the normie conquest

>>79098760
umm i don't reply to people unless we blue text

>>79098630
theres the main £3mill 5 storey house in Notting Hill

theres a large country house in Surrey

theres the slightly runty house in Southend we think we might start renting

and theres a small holiday cottage in wales

>>79098600
no its actually not very nice this house. But its near the train station so its worth a decent chunk.

>>79098705
Really don't like iPhones

not going to get an android again after the shit Google's pulled in the last couple of years

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>>79098669
Most sensible combination of practical size and practical interior volume. Nothing worse than the Amerifat obsession with useless economy sedans. At least you can throw a bicycle or an armchair or your yard cuttings in a hatchback.

>>79098783
>small holiday cottage in wales
whereabouta

>>79098783
nice we have 2 mil in notting hill only 3 storey tho, another 1m in fulham, then the main family home ~3-4m (who knows really it's a huge lifestyle choice is like a farm) edge of the new forest and then a smaller one in spain

>>79098803
What shit?

giz us a hand taking the yard cuttings out the boot lads

>>79098839
not a word of this is true

>>79098814
Hatchbacks are increasingly popular in American cars. Most people under 40 prefer them now

>>79098850
censoring and shutting down rightists and centrists

>>79098803
and you think apple is any better?

>Seale/Notting hill/southend mong ISN'T the gay londoner

wtf I've been living a lie

every girl on tinder is either ugly, a deanette or someone with obvious mental health problems

>>79098831
Denbighshire

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>tfw canada isn't getting the peng new micra
>tfw canada is stuck with this ugly blob of a car for an indefinite amount of time

>>79098875
no.

trying to find a good alternative tbqh, might ask /g/

>>79098888
Where do you live mate

grindhouse dubfire terror planet remix just came on what a tune

>>79098935
Bristol

>>79098912
windows phone

>>79095111
>>79095111
>>79095111
recycle
>>79095111
>>79095111
>>79095111
recycle

>>79098783
>But its near the train station so its worth a decent chunk.

doxxed

meet me by the statue of Queen Vic and I'll fucking leather you

>>79098874
Exmaples?

yeah I vape

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Imagine setting the bar so low for yourself that you're interested in a Nissan Micra

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Hand over the cod and no-one gets hurt.

>>79098664
get a test kit. sent mine away last week, they take 6 weeks to come tho lol
can't wait going to be interesting, one of my grandparents was a GI that shagged my Scottish Granny in Germany, other two granparents are English and Scottish.
Really hope the American doesn't have non-white genes but he had an anglo-saxon surname and it was in the 1940's so I should be good