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hwet havv wi heer???

Ei doant noa mei mann

Þiss Þred iz varry intrestin

>__<!!!!!!

benis :-DD

>>78961805
ye ownlige yredd ov its kænd

litrillie indistinguishibil from /nederdraad/

Fokien hatde da irirsh

OOK OOOK OK BOOG BOOOOG OKKK BOOGBOOOG OOOGG OOOOOOOOOOOOOG

fook yu djood

>>78962014
fookin kakk

color neighbor center

bir, bir gloreiz bir
treenk yesevz rait ap t heer
treenk a gud deel a id, maig a gu meel a id
steg du ya al fashund bir
dun bi afraida id, treenk ta ya maida id
na altagatha a shir:
op wih tha sael a id, doun wi a pael a id,
gloreiz, gloreiz bir

ekselent thred

>>78962072
Heahheah u'rea su finy dud

Perhaps the most dramatic and possibly even the most influential thought in philosophy is Parmenides’ assertion that the universe is an unchanging, undifferentiated unity. He arrived at this conclusion by an argument so simple that if you blink, you miss it. What-is-not, he says, is not. Since what-is-not does not exist, it cannot act either as a womb of that which is coming to be, or a tomb for that which has ceased to be. Things cannot therefore come into being, nor pass away, for they cannot arise out of or pass into what-is-not. Nor can there be space between objects (since empty space is what-is-not), and so the differentiation of Being into beings in the plural is impossible.

a fuking līf

>>78961380
¿guat da fek iz koin un heer

thin hair chin man

>im dis tréadi ritardis don nou hau tchu spiiq corek'ly
fãqin reiti amer*kans tchu bi uei onest uif iuu famalam desu

ay doo not ahnderstahnd the poynt uhf this thred

>>78962166
rielig thihkles ye brejn bits

ありがとう

uat t'e ektyual fak iz going on in hir

rqwruhwq9 howrqohqwoh asjfoashoh

>>78962507
hwi arr speln wiÞaut grammer

>>78962539
>sbellinh
>gremr

>>78962507
whfwaho ohasofhoasjh ohnonh

>>78962476
luv faber
heit faber
simpel az

>>78962571
sarri, mei gremr iz naht soah gud

>>78962014
goed post