/brit/

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bit bored 2bh

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What the fuck is this

>>78743789
he should join the gym squad

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/cric/

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Any bacon man in

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might get a haircut
not sure

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baiting yanks on reddit

>>78743810

Hello Jew

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/commentary/ct-richard-spencer-neo-nazi-racist-20170525-story.html

>>78743821
haven't met a sean who wasn't a total cunt

reckon some names define your personality from birth to the grave

lads i do not mind telling you i am making some eggs of the scrambled variety

>>78743805
why dont you respond to me on /tv/

I know its you

going to bed now, wish me good night please

>>78743846
dangerous and down right stupid

>>78743854
FOY

>>78743848
never posted on /tv/ in my life

Fuck you

>>78743836
did I hurt your feelings sweaty x

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anyone else going to this today? reckon itll be good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU01Rix_l2w
farking choonage

>>78743866
don't lie caralad

>>78743854
sweet dreams my darling yank

will be keeping the nightlight on in your runt pen, well aware of your pronounced fear of the dark

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>>78743864
<3

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ill looking children.
spread the word.

>>78743807
need alien gf

>>78743879
wouldnt dare lying i never ever post there or anywhere else on 4chan

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>never posted on /tv/ in his entire life

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SO BE IT
THREATEN NO MORE
TO SECURE PEACE
AND TO PREPARE FOR WAR

Post your gf Digimon

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Any Nintendo man in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcXNPI-IPPM#t=140s

big fan of trashy saffer choons

>>78743971
GOOD post

Eating porridge with a banana in it and a cup of tea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqN76kaTLxU

>>78743991
HEALTHY post

>>78743932
>>78743933
>>78743951
ah yes /brit/

>>78743971
more of a fan of music from south africa in the afrikaans language desu

Getting your haircut by a woman.

Bent or acceptable?

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NEED a borg gf to assimilate my ball bag

My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke

Your homemade Star Trek uniform
really ain't impressin' me
You're sufferin' from delusions of
Adequacy

You're Pitiful [X3]
It's true

Never had a date
That ya couldn't inflate
And ya smell repulsive too
What a bummer bein' you

Well ya just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls ya
Farty Pants

But you always have a job well I mean
As long as you still can work that slurpee machine

You're Pitiful [X3]
It's true

You're half undressed
Eatin' chips off your chest
While you're playin' Halo 2
No one's classier than you

Lalala la
Lalala la
Lalala la Loser

You're Pitiful [X3]
It's true

Your dog would much rather
Play fetch by itself

You still live with your Mom and you're 42

Guess you'll never grow a clue
When it just sucks to be you

>>78744013
bent AND acceptable

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/Sverigetraden/: The North
/cum/: The Westerlands
/polska/: The Riverlands
/balt/+/ausnz/: The Vale
/deutsch/: The Stormlands
/fr/: The Reach
/lat/: Dorne
/brit/: The Iron Islands

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NEED a hotel trivago gf to travel around the world with my ball bag

>>78744049
nonce

Been sitting for 12 hours straight. Haven't gotten off my couch since I woke up and took a piss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StlMdNcvCJ

love canadian rap

>>78744049
/brit/ is more important than the iron islands

>>78744071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StlMdNcvCJo

fucked up the url x

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>>78743819
i am a baconman

>>78744078
but we're a fundamentally pirate/reaver culture

>>78744063
That's a man

hate bacon
hate dogs
really hate homosexuals
love noncing kids

Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel alright
Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night
There's no feeling any greter
Than to shoot first and ask questions later
Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

Well, you can't take my guns away, I got a constitutional right
Yeah, I gotta be ready if the Commies attack us tonight
I'll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson
That ought to teach them all a darn good lesson
Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

(Oh yeah, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away

Oh, I accidently shot daddy last night in the den
I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again
Now why'd you have to get so mad?
It was just a lousy flesh wound, Dad
You know, I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

Oh, I still haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yet
Little Fluffy took a round, better take him to the vet
I filled that kitty cat so full of lead
We'll have to use him for a pencil instead
Well, I'm so trigger happy, trigger happy every day

(Oh yeah, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away

Come on and grab your ammo
What have you got to lose?
We'll all get liquored up
And shoot at anything that moves

Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight
Oh, I'm prayin' somebody tries to break in here tonight
I always keep a Magnum in my trunk
You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk?
Because I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

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>this fantasy book is totally relatable to current events

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>>78744113
wrong

>>78744123
unox mentioned

>>78744110
WE

>>78744123
the plot of skyrim is relevant to a lot of modern and historic events tbqh

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>>78744089
Got some egg with mine lad. Fucked the egg up a bit tho

>>78744049
greyjoys are too irrelevant
im thinking braavos

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>>78743970
alri

have noticed a pattern of leftists talking from an ideological perspective instead of using reality to inform their views. interesting.

shan't be doing a normie "sesh" tonight and curious to see what /brit/ is like at those hours on a Saturday

>>78744049
>meme of thrones
mate...

>>78744167
national socialists do this too

which makes me think they're not on our side and might just be crypto-leftists

going on a shesh1 tonite lauds

>>78744189
what about regular fascists

>>78744173
you aren't missing much

Post her

have noticed a pattern of rightists talking from an ideological perspective instead of using reality to inform their views. interesting.

>>78744143
joe rogan tier discustin

>>78744189
yeh i suppose the far-right do that as well. just notice lefties doing it more because they're far more vocal and in your face about it.

Guys I've got a quesyion, it may sound stupid but would you say members of a cellar or members to a cellar?

>>78744194
A man

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any eggman in

>>78744213
members of

>>78744213
of

>>78743821
>hairy nips
a terrible affliction

>>78744167
>being an empiricist

lol

>>78744219
good looking eggs there la

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What books you lot reading then?

>>78744009
good lad

yoinked a girl with hairy nips

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things are hotting up in my edinburgh hostel

>>78744201
well fascism literally just means bundling together behind a strong militant figurehead. every major player during WW2 essentially became a fascist state. fascism can be right-wing and left-wing.

>>78744213
How can you be a member of a cellar? Are you a member of the fucking dining room?

>>78744262
Light on the Ancient Worlds by Frithjof Schuon

wahey

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>>78744219
alri https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGAGOXEFVb0

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>going on a shesh1 tonite lauds

>>78743807
NEED a Code Lyoko gf

fuck off im hungover

>>78744262
The count of Monte cristo

>>78743807
is this the chink equivalent of being called Jesus

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>set Bitcoin Core to download blockchain overnight
>wake up this morning
>30%

I NEED TO ACCESS MY WALLET FFS

>>78744290
Wait isn't cellar the word for the place where the wine is made?

>>78744354
>SENT TO NETWORK, 0 CONFIRMATIONS
>SENT TO NETWORK, 0 CONFIRMATIONS
>SENT TO NETWORK, 0 CONFIRMATIONS
>SENT TO NETWORK, 0 CONFIRMATIONS
>SENT TO NETWORK, 0 CONFIRMATIONS

this is definitely going to overthrow ze banks

reading fiction= the brainlet pastime

>>78744364
no

>>78744219
>hasn't even split the whites to let the uncooked egg through

dear oh dear

>>78744189
Ye the American ones at least are a cargo cult at this point. They think patriotism and commie-tier imagery and culture replacement will turn them into Germans.

>fried eggs
grim
go poached or go home

doing amerishart style 'biscuits' and sausage 'gravy' for lunch (it is actually not biscuits nor gravy)

God I bet my mum makes me a bacon sandwich in about an hour but I've been doing coke since 8pm last night yet again I have to pretend to eat despite the fact the very thought of eating makes me want to throw up

>>78744364
You store wine in a cellar

>>78744222
>>78744223
Thanks lads

>>78744364
a cellar is just a basement lad
if youre asking about what a winemaker is called, they might be called a distiller or a brewer

re listening to In Utero and getting MAD nostalgia about playing tony hawk and drinking energy drinks haha

>bitcoin
imagine being this dense

grim GRIM grim ahah GRIM grim grim grim grimgrim grimgrim grimgrim grimgrim grim GRIM

>>78744373
considering major banks are funding and incorporating blockchain technology into their operations, it won't overthrow them but it will significantly disrupt their structure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNT6Kr8c83k

comfy

>>78744364
A cellar is the room below a house the Americans call it a basement

>>78744364
winery

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>>78744403
post more

>>78744409
cope

>>78744399
>doing coke while on the chon
?

>>78744395
>your blandest eggs please good sir

why do druggies come here to tell us about their pathetic lives

>>78744460
you must buy shitty eggs then mate

>>78744400
Fuck I got it all wrong then, what's the word then? The place where wine is made and produced by wine growers I mean

>>78744495
see
>>78744427
do you not get reply notifications? open your eyes

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reckon Karlie Kloss takes enormous shites?
i'd reckon.

why do no-coiners come here to tell us about their pathetic lives

>>78744495
brewery

wine is age/stored in wine cellars, i think that mightve confused you

>>78744485
eggs that are better than poached:
fried
scrambled
benedict
florentine

eggs worse than poached:
raw

>>78744427
Well thanks mate, thank God nobody notice I got it wrong where I was an intern

eating corn beef

>>78744459
Well I was wanking for about 5 hours straight without cumming I need a break but my only worry is that I die of a heart attack wanking on cocaine and some one sees all the piss porn I wank to when they find my corpse

>>78744522
you definitely must be buying shit-tier eggs. very sad.

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>eggs that are better than poached:
>benedict
>florentine

Will trading cryptocurrencies make me gay?

>>78744552
sort it out laud

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fight is on a 4.
shant.
/blog

*poisens your eggs*

>poached eggs

oh tarquin you can fuck right off you mentally ill yuppie twat

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>>78744403
bunnyslags

>>78744554
you literally prefer the blandest type of egg there is lad. bet ready salted is your favourite crisp

nowt wrong with poached eggs as long as you get the timing right
Better yolk than fried

>>78744573
its literally the cheapest way of cooking eggs. nothing posh about it.

>>78744505
I don't reckon she ever eats so I think they're small, painful hard balls of chunky poo

>>78744519
Also can you say winemaking cooperative? In French it's called une cave coopérative so I would like to also translate this part

>>78744585
better everything than fried.

>>78744595
still bigger that our average tho (id reckon) xx

nigga just boil some water and put the eggs in it

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Who wants to lick my belly

>>78744613
>no hair
no thanks

>>78744582
your mouth must be broken if they're bland to you. but i guess if you need food fried and covered in grease to taste nice then i suppose it is broken. sort it out mate.

any blockchain man in

best eggs are turned eggs

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>>78744552

who here /duckeggs/

>>78744585
your frying pan is too hot lad

Want my willy sucked lads.

really like Tyler the creators stuff and like how he doesn't race bait either

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>>78744673
The first one was a sweet one
Second one was a blast
Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast
You can see 'em in my teeth
Tell it when I talk
Had so many my pancreas just went into shock

I love the white stuff, baby
In the middle of an Oreo
I love the white stuff, baby
It's the most delicious thing I know

I've had a zillion or two
In my life, they're so right
My teeth are all rotted clear through
But who cares? What else am I supposed to do?

Oh OH OH-OH-Oh, Oh Oreo
Oh OH OH-OH-Oh, the white stuff
Oh OH OH-OH-Oh, Oh Oreo
What's in the middle? The white stuff

The first time that I tried it
Got a big sugar buzz
Nothing gets me high as that sandwhich cookie does
But I love the filling most
I rub it on my roast
Mix it in with my coffee and spread it on my toast

I love the white stuff, baby
In the middle of an Oreo
I love the white stuff, baby
Take some with me everywhere I go

Might get a pimple or two
Well, so what? It's all right
Now Twinkies and Ding Dongs won't do
All I need... You know what it is

Oh OH OH-OH-Oh, Oh Oreo
Oh OH OH-OH-Oh, the white stuff
Oh OH OH-OH-Oh, Oh Oreo
Oh OH OH-OH-Oh, the white stuff
Oh OH OH-OH-Oh, Oh Oreo
What's in the middle? The white stuff

would love to eat a poached ostrich egg

el camino bracelets

would love to shag a bird in the next year

morning

>>78744691
very hit and miss, there are some good songs in amongst the shite

the one with Rocky is a banger

>>78744746
Tesla shagged a pigeon

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Britfags, explain this shit. You are paying for this "news".

ponce

would love to be bummed by a lad in the next year

>>78744767
Do they have BBC news in scots

just ordered a delivery fried chicken in spicy sauce soon

hohohohohohohhohohohohihihihihihhhi

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he is literally /brit/

>>78744767
im not paying for it actually

>>78744783
Ye
http://www.bbc.co.uk/naidheachdan

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>why yes i would like my eggs to have as little taste as possible please m'lady. my superior tastebuds will cut through the blandness to find some some flavour

>>78744809
lol triggered.

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Rock the cradle of love. Rock the cradle of love
Yes, the cradle of love
Don't rock easy, it's true
Rock the cradle of love
I rocked the cradle of love
Yes, the cradle of love
Don't rock easy, it's true

Doo doo doo doo doo doodoo doo doo doo doo doo doo doodoo doo
(Doo doo doo doo doo doodoo doo doo doo doo doo doo doodoo doo)

The Love Shack is a little old place where
We can get together
Love Shack, baby
(Love Shack, baby, Love Shack)
Hey!

Pump up the jam (hey!). Pump up the jam (hey!)
Pump up the jam, pump it up!

That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion
Trying to keep a view
And I don't know if I can to it
Oh no, I've said too much
I haven't said enough

The things you say
Your purple prose just gives you away
The things you say
You're unbelieveable
(Oh!)

Do me, baby. Do me, baby
You can do me in the morning, you can do me in the night
You can do me when you wanna do me
Yodalodaladyhoo!

Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
Off to never never land

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the Hump
Do me, baby
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Do me, baby
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump

She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face ten miles wide
Look so good, make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie-yi-yi
Woo!

Drum solo!

I miss you so much (M-O-I miss you so much)
I really miss you much (M-I-S-S you so much)
I miss you so much (M-O-I miss you so much)
I really miss you much

Hey, I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Oh, I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no no no

He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
He's the one that makes you fell all right
He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
He's gonna be your Frankenstein

Let's kick it!
If you got a problem, (yo!) I'll solve it
Check out the beat while the DJ revolves it
Ice ice baby
Ice ice baby... Word to your mother!
Ice ice baby
Ice ice baby forever
I'll be your ife... ice... baby!
Hey!

>>78744767
No I'm not
also that's the pidgin setting which is just a cheap find and replace
I'm 99% certain that nobody reads the bbc news like that

i think this is the weekend i lauch my new gimmick

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>really like Tyler the creators stuff and like how he doesn't race bait either

wouldn't mind renting an apartment on the outskirts of chelmsford

methinks a certain red and white flag will be joining the yanks on the ol filter list soon

>>78744794
ho ho

just ate 250g of m&ms
Looks like no lunch for me haha

>>78744835
never understood why motley cru got as big as they did desu. they lacked songs, there's tons of hair metal bands with much better tunes

did anyone bet on the mcgregor fight

yes, i bet $100 on Mayweather

>>78744767
1. I'm not paying for it
2. I don't care what languages its translated into

>>78744878
gambling is haram anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnSiyKVB7vg

latest is out lads

>>78744878
ye mcgregor's got no chance so i put £20 on him

>>78744878
15 on him winning by knockout and 10 on 4-6th round win

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>>78744892
>language
>literally English in nigspeak

>>78744878
no because betting on things is immoral and degenerate

>>78744897
quite enjoy these

indulging in some kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x4Lcp_9KMc

>>78744901
>>78744902
decent decent....

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How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it

Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate
So eat it

Don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table manners are some cryin' shame
You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game
Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it

You better listen, better do what you're told
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
So eat it

I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more spam
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If it's gettin' cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it, you can't send it back
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it (oh no)
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

>>78744897
why are australians so angry

>>78744948
1:37:33

what the fuck is he doing

driving in my minibus down the southbound M1 lads

having a good ti

>>78744967
dingos keep stealin all their prawns

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>ywn move to Australia
>ywn laugh with the lads over a few jars in the slugger
>ywn root a sheila
>ywn shoot a 'roo
>ywn be a tradie, wearing your bright orange clobber everywhere
>ywn own a ute
>ywn sit on the beach all day
>ywn have a big gaff with a pool
>ywn have an accent where everything sounds funny and friendly
>even if you did move out there you'd never truly be considered 'one of the lads'

fucks sake lads just end it now

>>78745007
half 11 and ive already seen the worst most unfunny post of the day

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Why do these lumps of cocaine glisten so much in the light

>>78745011
feels bad man

>>78744905
can't believe you've gone to the effort of making this you pathetic spastic, that cunt has fully taken you for a ride, hook like and sinker

dear oh dear what a specimen you are

>>78745011
reckon the best defence against immigrants australia has is tradies

scum of the earth

>>78745032
cos it's not coke enjoy sniffing that surf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtGKAi3bkiw

me, inset

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We've been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?
Seems you don't want me around
The passion is gone and the flame's died down

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
You used to think I was nice
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist

Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes in my car?
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

I knew that we were having problems when
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
You're still the light of my life
Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife?

You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way
You poison my coffee just a little each day
I still remember the way that you laughed
When you pushed me down that elevator shaft

Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra
Doing in my underwear drawer?
Sometime I get to thinking you don't love me any more

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will
You set my house on fire
You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers

Oh, you think that I'm ugly and you say that I'm cheap
You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep
You drilled a hole in my head
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead

Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all
You never acted this way before
Honey, something tells me you don't love me any more, oh no no
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

[approximately 10 minutes and 2 seconds of silence]

[some loud and spontaneous noises]

https://youtu.be/2DCNoJBJX-8

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>>78745032
you need to put it on a 40 degree spin cycle to break it down lad

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>>78745095

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7UAvk5G7_M

choon

>>78745085
>>78744966
if you like Weird Al youll love Tom Lehrer

google "I Hold You Hand In Mine" and "We Will All Go Together"

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>>78745095

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ladley posters are in

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i have spent over 8,000k on coke since christmas

oh no not the bradley posters

>>78745095
>>78745113
>>78745136
dont get it

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>>78745142
'ri

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ho deary me not the brad lads

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>>78745151

>>78745144
dont care

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the bradleyposter (me) (singular) is back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4MiC67seUY

anyone remember?

>>78745180
dangerous and down right stupid

doing a read

https://www.vice.com/en_au/article/jmk9xy/weird-british-conservative-commentators

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Let me tell you sonny... let me tell you straight
You kids today ain't never had it tough
Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate
You lazy brats think nothing's good enough

Well, nobody ever drove me to school when it was ninety degrees below
We had to walk buck naked through forty miles of snow
Worked in the coal mines twenty two hours a day for just half a cent
Had to sell me internal organs just to pay the rent

When I was your age. When I was your age
When I was your age. When I was your age

Let me tell you something, you whiny little snot
There's something wrong with all you kids today
You just don't appreciate all the things you've got
We were hungry, broken and miserable and we liked it fine that way

There were seventy three of us living in a cardboard box
All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks
Every night for dinner, we had a big 'ol chunk of dirt
If we were really good, we didn't get dessert

When I was your age. When I was your age
When I was your age. When I was your age

Didn't have no telephone, didn't have no FAX machine
All we had was a couple cans and a crummy piece of string
Didn't have no swimming pool when I was just a lad
Our neighbor's mseptic tank was the closest thing we had
Didn't have no dental floss, had to use old rusty nails
Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails
Didn't have no water bed, had to sleep on broken glass
Didn't have no lawnmower, we used our teeth to cut the grass

What's the matter now, sonny, you say you don't believe this junk?
You think my story's wearin' kinda thin?
I tell you one thing, I never was such a disrespectful punk
Back in my time, we had a thing called discipline

Dad would whoop us every night till a quarter after twelve
Then he'd get too tired and he'd make us whoop ourselves
Then he'd chop me into pieces and play frisbee with my brain
And let me tell ya, Junior, you never heard me complain

When I was your age. When I was your age

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did someone say... Tom Lehrer?

ate too much brekkie lads. feel sick. want to go gym but need to digest some food first. any ideas?

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>in-zayn!

>>78745222
dont get it

Time for a choon lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qN72LEQnaU

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the brexit voter

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>synchronised knife attacks in London and Brussels

Just had my second poo within an hour, fuck I hope it's over otherwise my bum holes gonna be inside out by noon

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>>78745223

>>78745285
stop doxing me

>>78745286
>gif
fuck off

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@GaryLineker more left wing bollox
again i see Gary? Wind it in bud
stick to football

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>synchronised knife attacks in London and Brussels

wonder when they'll have synchronised knife attacks in the olympics

>>78745318
You can't eat brussels with a knife in the UK?

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dire

Christopher Columbus discovered America

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fucking hell rageafterstorm can't sing for shit

liveleak.com/view?i=cec_1498912556

>>78745355
next olympics is in Paris so i imagine 2024

>>78745403
were you there? did you see him do it personally? didn't think so mate

where's the proof, simple as

>>78745405
Swiss Jew

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>>78745422
https://thecalmmorning.bandcamp.com/track/for-the-harold-smith-in-my-veins

this is her bandcamp lol

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>>78745394
howling

I've made about $200k off the government by now, love are bennies

>>78745445
>50 early
neck yourself

>>78745445
>no /brit/ in the subject field

low effort early mong

>>78745445
reeeee

she'd sing better with my dick in er

dole bludgers deserve to be round up and lynched
prove me wrong

simply refuse to post in /brit/ threads without the /brit/, simple as

any h3h3 man in

>>78745514
WE WON THE LAWSUIT!WE WON THE LAWSUIT!WE WON THE LAWSUIT!WE WON THE LAWSUIT!WE WON THE LAWSUIT!

have your parents ever asked you if you were gay lads?

>>78745514
>>78745522
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS PAPA SLAYYYYYYYY

>>78745522
yea they made the bbc
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-41043209

>>78745540
ya fell for me ruse mate, classic example of four dimensional mahjong

i'm smarter than all of you

any r9k man in

>>78745540
his cranium looks like a glans

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>>78745570

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>Buckingham Palace attacker from Luton reached for 4ft sword before officers detained him

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin

this a joke or what

>>78745617
me on the right

>>78744264
>>78744009
more of a fan of xhosa language music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MraJc0vyioI

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>>78745621
>pidgin

VERSACE ON THE FLOOR
love it x

>>78745634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_5yt5IX38I

prefer mongolian myself

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are you good at cooking /brit/?
everything i cook turns into some horrid mass of strange organism

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friendly reminder: never respond to newshits like this >>78743716,
those are: Japan, Worst Korea, Brazil, Sweden, Binland.
Poor-toe Rico has only been on here since March, 2017.

>>78745710
quite enjoy the south korean poster because he valiantly continues onwards come sun or rain even though nobody ever bothers replying to him

>>78745774
>>78745774

>>78745743
He tries his best god bless him.

I have spent over £8000 on cocaine 8 months. I can see how insane it is but I have literally no plans to stop

>>78745799
we had a 358 at 0530 or something, was very comfy. please refrain.

I have spent over £8000 on cocaine 8 months. I can see how insane it is but I have literally no plans to stop. That amount doesn't even cover the escorts and cigarettes and booze. I probably spent over 10 grand getting fucked up this year

>>78743807
Moo Ayy Lao

>>78745872
Quite a lot of charlie that