/brit/

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anime

TOO EARLY

GET BANNED

gumi

Shia are all ______

>>78719898
old ugly bitch

dont get it

timo
vogels

Thread anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LylRZXQ_D-8

>>78719659
>5 am on Sunday
Enjoy wageslaving at Tesco, runt

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>if you put this infront of a yank he would have no idea how to drink it without a handle

>>78719922
brainlet

>>78719921
shes timeless and wonderful

never liked football
what's it like?

>>78719867
Wtf does this image mean you cretin

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dotty

>Yanks using slang
Second hand embarrassment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_8xO3S4XTs

naughty little choon boys

kegels

>>78719929
unironically offended

why shouldn't we nuke Libya?

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>>78719938
Really then

>>78719963
sadcunt

>>78719938
>carling

alright barry

kero kero bonito

I'm just waiting for them to start talking about micro-breweries. Then the circle will be complete.

>>78719963
absolute melon, go review the new meme album

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Press F to pay respects

https://imgur.com/a/dZqdu

always annoyed me at primary school when all the scrotes would ask me team I supported and I'd tell them that I didn't like football and they'd be proper shocked

>'OW CAN SHUMONE NOT LIKE FOOTBALL

had to hang out with girls at playtime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUb8oOoU0Bk

remember this epic maymay

how the fuck does anyone think mcgregor can win

>>78719986
I'm sure that would be against some kind of treaty.

obligatory thread theme song

https://youtu.be/vOrTA3iNZaM

https://youtu.be/SfPLcQhXpCc

GIVE YOUs IF YOU LIKE!

>>78720027
Is this why you're gay?

>>78720027
I wasn't into football either but I didn't have to hang out with girls.

>>78719963
pathetic aren't they

literally unironically drinking carling at this very moment

>>78720027
haha absolute bender

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>>78720016

>>78720027
fucking little bender

>>78720032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0zI8Bu27KY

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really want to go to japan by myself but terrified of the culture shock/organising everything

>>78720027
gay cunt loves dick in his arse aha

>>78720061
this is a thread dedicated to the discussion of british culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGY_4opp7dQ

https://youtu.be/660ZCEhvbnw

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>>78720022
f

>>78720027
Bit gay, mate

>he didn't used to play footy on the astro at lunch break

sad childhood 2bh

>>78720094
you'll figure it out

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>leave humanity behind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGfl1fRzNGI

remember these doing the rounds on facey bee

>>78720027
are you gay?
the lads who don't like football suck it up and go in goals or defence, they don't play with the girls

>>78720063
for me it was either the girls or the weird half black weeaboo kid who'd just roleplay dragonball characters to himself in the corner

>>78720113
https://youtu.be/ET1-6Bef9xU

HELLO INTERNET WELCOME TO

>>78720022
>>78720119
>>78720142
Piano fucking died? What the FUCK

>>78720094
Never been abroad by myself but I reckon first time will be hard, so best not go Japan.

Do a little solo trip to Spain or something to test the water before you go as far afield as Japan.

>>78720094
looks dude, just get up, put your phone and wallet in your pocket, go into an airport and ask for the next flight to japan

>>78720122
you mean dinner time

>>78720113
don't care
>>78720151
still don't care

based on current trends america will outpopulate china in about 1000 years and none of us will be white

>>78720119
been lifting weights at least twice a week for the past 3 years. think i might have this

Just got a provisional contract through.

Weird having a contract say that "you are a servant of the Crown and you owe a duty of loyal service to the Crown as your employer"

>>78720062
>>78720072
>>78720077
>>78720101
>>78720120
>>78720147
not gay
just don't like football
simple as

>>78720110
why does gangsta rap sound good but grime sound terrible

>>78720170
went to NYC for a while by myself earlier this year. it was pretty easy, but everyone spoke english and i was with friends a good bit of the time so not as bad. won't have this luxury in japan you get me

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who here /never passed the ball/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LxiP2P3FcM

>>78720094
lad pretty much every sign is in English, they even have two sets of announcements on the tube

or find a jap qt to spend the week with and she can be your guide

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH blimey

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>not gay
>just don't like football
>simple as

if a woman at my work who cleans just sits down all day and stinks up the place because shes obese and yells at people, will she still get paid even though she doesn't do her job? I mean her right leg is swollen so its almost twice the size of her other leg, company policy means that if it gets really bad she can just stay off work indefinitely and get paid money even though she doesn't work(still an employee).

What is this shit? I wouldn't even mind the fact that the lithuanian woman just does all the work for her whenever shes on shift but she just stinks so much and shes still going to get paid even though its her fault shes fat as fuck? Surely this isn't how things work, if I was to get fat and then say I had a bad back due to work I couldn't get paid for just staying at home right?

>>78720147
this

>>78720119
>bigorexia

Could they seriously not come up with a better name? Hyperexia or Epirexia would be a correct usage of the Greek prefix.

>>78720211
I reckon a one man mission to Spain and back is the logical next step before Japan. They speak very little English in Japan, and don't tolerate homeless cunts like they do in Spain.

dont think id want to go to jap on my own, certainly not the first time

Who here /big kid with anger issues that got stuck in defense/

couldnt play football for shite but people used to pass the ball away rather than face my tackle

>>78720219
I was goalie

HOWLING at the emails virgin media keeps sending me for pirating

>>78720265
the quintessential gaa player

>>78720247
not a pixel grazed the retina

Who here /put in nets because bad at football so deliberately let goals in/?

who here /slide tackled every time/

>>78720256
you're probably right, just in a situation where its now or not for a very long time

any /brit/ lads want to come japan with me?

>>78720262
I've done most of Western Europe plus Japan and Taiwan on my own

stop being a wuss

Why are you christians so obsessed with killing? All time i see people comenting on the ISIS or other groups they talk about killing but why so much? Yes killing is part of the life of muhammad but not random killing of anyone but killing of the murtadeen, the people who commit shirk or the disbelievers who refuse to pay jizya, others are safe. You kill hundreds of animals for food and that is not killing? You cry if you hear that the religious police(muṭawwi) chopped off head of some disbeliever but dont see anything else?

Killing is part of ALL life and it will remain so. What if your view on it is bad or from the viewpoint of the weak(remember when i said that christianity is religion of weakness?)

USA is doing the killing too but they are not bad? Or the west word war 2 killed millions of people but that is good for you because they were christians? HA you are hypocrite and you will remain that until you enter the hellfire.

It is simple as that: Every person has right to live if she/he obeys Allah and his messenger or she/he pays the jizya.

who here /tooshitforthegoodkidsbuttoogoodfortheshitkids/

>>78720247
she probably gets paid so little it doesn't matter

>>78720324
slide tackling on tarmac? ur a well 'ard cunt m8

>>78720333
reading this? shan't

Got picked at least fourth or fifth out of a dozen lads because I wasn't a spaz.

@333
Utter waste of trips. Shameful

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>>78720306

>>78720333
Nae a photon so much as glanced my cornea

>>78720328
europes different spent nearly 2 years living on my own in 'taly member
japs very foreign

>>78720341
yeah in the retard class mate

Laughing thinking about how me and all the angry knackery kids got put in defense all the time lmao

>>78720265
I would just kick everyones shins by accident because I was a lanky fuck and had no fine control over my legs

who here/ did all the skills they saw on fifa/

>>78720356
ken

>>78720337
who plays football on tarmac? children and middle aged men?

Who here /touched willies with other boys' in the woods behind school/?

>>78720396
Most British and Irish secondary schools

2012 was a good year

>>78720147
Love footy and played in defence
Simple as

>>78720119

yes goy dont get healthy, dont get strong

>>78720411
worst year in history

Any lads wanna tutor me on /being a lad/ here?
We can do a Green Street Hooligans deal

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>He didn't play rugby in school

>>78720428
t. lad with muscle dysmorphia who is also gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTJADye5ulc
choon

>>78720027
Utter colossal bender, hang your head in shame

>>78720372
Talking about dinnertime on the school field. Was willing to play at the back without complaining, so that increased my value. Scored my share of goals though, and if you disagree I will assume it's because you're sad at not being invited to play, or being terrible at footie.

>>78720367
Europe is far more dangerous to travel alone than Japan, a country with practically no crime whatsoever

>>78720435
i played hockey instead

>>78720410
the fuck is that about? My school got an extension while I was there and they added 4 basketball courts. Literally nobody in the school played basketball
instead there was just boys getting broken up playing football on the tarmac

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took a nap lads

>>78720468
>>78720410
STATE of irish footy pitches

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_myE-X8128

wish you lads would stop posting bender music

Might go for a round of golf
>>78720022
Cool, another dead roidmonkey, excellent stuff

>>78720463
I played water polo

quick i need the picture of the man at the footy doing the ching chong thing with his eyes

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What books you lot reading then?

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>you now remember the school basketball team full of benders, social rejects and creeps which was universally mocked and derided

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>yes goy dont get healthy, dont get strong

>Japan has no crime

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Junko_Furuta

>>78720435
Played once in PE. Was the last man in defence, I was the smallest kid in the year and one of the heaviest lads charged me with the ball. Couldn't tackle him. Couldn't ignore him. Ended up tripping him. Got banned from rugby. Fine by me.

>>78720488
how do they get the horses in water

>>78720379
Hated cunts like you
Always trying silly shit rather than the basics

>>78720460
not reading this shite

>>78720500
me in the back

>>78720500
>pink hair
dropped

>>78720528
Was it too many words for your runt brain?

who /AFL/ here?

>>78720462
reeeeee nooo im not talking about safety or any like that
i mean its all foreign and not like normal the way its like over there
plus its not like in europe where you can sort of blend in a be mistaken as a native by tourists, youre always standing out and i dont like that at least with another one theres two of you

>>78720481
we had a football pitch but u know it rains here a lot lad
don't want your school shoes getting all wet

dinnerなう

also fuck off other Scottish flag reddit flag man

>>78720527
*roulettes past you*

>>78720526
Pull them by the willy

>>78720376
>PE teacher once told me "your supposed to hit the ball, not other peoples shins"

>>78720468
We had an astroturf pitch but played on the tarmac anyway, honestly couldnt tell you why

>>78720544
*kicks the ball over the fence*

go get it

>>78720544
watch it on the telly sometimes when i'm eating lunch, don't like how its called footy

>>78720563
teuchter fuck

>>78720515
st augistine the confessions and reformatino by diamaid macculoch

>>78720500
need a 5 head gf

>>78720547
*over here

*downloads a car*

>>78720411
My life peaked then

Who here had boxing matches in the PE changing rooms?

One of my fondest memories of secondary school was busting the fat mouthy kids nose in 15 seconds

in primary school we had to play footy on the playground with sponge balls

you don't wanna get hit in the face with one of those on a rainy day

>>78720576
last one to kick it gets it
>>78720582
you kick it with your foot so it's footy then innit

>>78720543
sure mate, ok

*goes and responds to a more interesting post*

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>>78720544
yeah me x

>>78720435
Terrible sport
Always laughed at how many closeted benders played it and had the cheek to call footballers wimps

>>78720650
This is the gayest post in the thread.

Isn't there ruggers this weekend?

>>78720022
he finally left humanity behind
F

Always used to enjoy taking out the runts in bulldog in primary school

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>>78720613
*pulls up behind you*

>>78720565
*stands my ground and jostles you off the ball*

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>the footy is gay

alri hans go back to watching your soccer

>>78720650
peak sport aesthetics

>>78719867
Explain the image

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Who /GAA/ here?

>>78720515
Ride the Tiger

*runs up behind you*
ACKY TRACKY 1 2 3

any cuckio man in

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who /geelong/ here

Anyone else going the game tomorrow?

>>78720707
gaelic? more like gaylick haha

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>Sleeveless shirts

Ah yes. So you can have a quick game and then go right down the gay bar without changing.

>>78720686
Another game where I and the knackery kids would be stuck in the middle intercepting runtoids and tackling them viciously to the ground

All fun and games until the 7th years burst in and battered us all

>>78720707
More like GA.. Y haha nerd

>>78720707

here la

Mayo v Tyrone final if O'Shea isn't stuck on Donaghy tomorrow

it's happening

>>78720744
t. armlet

is the state kino?

>>78720744
armlet

loved reading in the library with my girl friends
didn't like it when the lads outside kicked a football against the window

>>78720584
labour voters aren't welcome in this thread you weegie cunt

you lads ever had sport race wars at school?
aussies vs chinks was a good one

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the current snack

im in severe anal pain
my poos are malformed - not solid, but not watery
feels like razors are in my bum hole

>>78719867
dont get this reference

>>78720801
good taste la

>>78720819
Get a bit of fibre in your diet.

>>78720800
No but I did box the ears off a Lithuanian in the PE changing rooms

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1503238257271.webm

Me on the right.

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>>78720823
>>78720705
>>78719953

business idea: snodgrass on loan til the end of the season

>>78720830
thanks

Alright lads.
I'm not boasting here.
But my maternal grandmother is Peter O'Toole's cousin.

did the man punch the other man?

(practising my gimmick for tomorrow)

aaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lu4Zu7d3QM

doing a fucking guffaw

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>tfw was PE changing rooms undisputed boxing champ until the skinny strong kid dethroned me

Jezzabel Vissir lads

>>78720876
beto are you on holiday in pirate land?

>>78720793
no such thing north of the border
FOS

>>78720881
irish are subhuman

Bit sad about the whole Half Life thing, I loved that shit when I was younger.

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the goal

WEE PITS AE MISERY

>>78719867
WHAT DOES THE IMAGE MEAN YOU FUCKING FLID

>>78720911
As opposed to that time when you were older?

i bet you mayfeather wins

>>78720930
retard

i bet you maygregor wins

Gotta go shop for cigs and 'leccy.

Gutted.

>>78720940
No matter who wins, we can be sure than the man will punch the other man.

irish pe cunt loves his pe

closet bender

>>78720823
>>78720705
>>78719953
>>78720930
how new are you lot
christ

>>78720893
>I vote SNP because they're even more communist than Corbyn

ahh yes, the so-called "weegie"

>>78720932
Well I can't see into the future

business idea: invade ireland and burn all the farms so they starve again

so, here we are again innit la? another fine week spent just being one of the lads on /brit/, brings a tear in me eyes sometimes tbqh ngl, it's marvelous, just marvelous

>>78720969
just loved a knock in the changing rooms, simple as

>>78720969
dead uncle

>>78720972
t. person who also doesn't know

>>78720982
walking to the irish embassy now to show them this post

>>78720973
>I vote tory because I truly believe that the same people who sold everything they could at the lowest price to their chums will do me well during this period of massive instability both financially and socially
hmmmmmmm

>>78720954
i don't spend everyday on /brit/, mate
i don't know what short lived gimmick your image is referencing

>>78721005
was it that obvious?
damn

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>Being a female is hard they said

>>78720972
no idea what's going on in it either

HAHA WAHEY LADS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4ibYAyxScM

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THE WESTERN DESERT LIVES AND BREATHES

AT 45 DEGREES

>>78720930
people used to have parties outside of his car when he was thin but he got fat and now they dont

>>78721016
joke's on you, I voted UKIP

hint: it's a reference to someone who died today

>>78721019
t. person who uses rhetorical questions followed by profanity

>>78721038
epic crazy random aussie banter lel xD! praise steve irwin dude

>>78721073
anyone enjoy this post?

>>78721026
>you did it didn't you tracy?
>nah it was this fat lad
>what fat lad?
>ye
>what?
>i did it

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>>78721056
>le decentralised zero policies apart from that one that's only in the vaguest terms party

>>78721100
Not really, no

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>go to pub with Yank lad from my work
>need a piss so I tell him I'm going to the bogs, ask for a pint
>he said he'll get one too
>come back from toilet
>he's sat there with an empty sainsbury's bag and eating a tub of ben and jerry's
>ask him where the pints are
>he apologises and pulls "mine" out the bag

what the fuck?

>>78721100
yeah

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>>78720992

>>78721038
wackey Bruce my man!!!
*holds out my hand for a handshake*
*pulls away at the last second, smoothing my hair back*
aha wahey got you!
*dabs*

Might be off to pub in a bit lads. Wish me luck.

>>78721100
found it very stimulating

>>78721121
what else would a pint refer to?

>>78721121
>things that didn't happen

>>78721107
I'd have voted Tory if they were actually coherently Tory for what it's worth

anyway I have to go do dinner now, I am literally eating pasta with one hand and shitposting at you with the other at the mo

>>78721121
you're making me hungry lad

>>78720849
is this an m/v? its really peng

>>78721121
smiled gleefully

>>78721056
Good lad.

Small brain:
>Mayweather
Medium brain
>McGregor
Massive ascended brain
>Did the man hit the other man?

ordered a 'za (dominos obviously)

>>78721147
hope you get run over you fucking invertibrate
>>78721166
I'll accept victory then, since I'm getting ketchup stains on my keyboard typing this
get dedicated or get gone

keep a low profile in me grey trackie

>>78721191
not yet

>Pound is stronger than the dolla
>Holla!

>>78721169
If you're asking if it's a film. Yes it's Cool World by Ralph Bakshi. But the webm is much better than the actual movie.

Quite enjoy rick and morty, latest season has been fairly good I reckon

>>78721193
>spending 30 quid on a takeaway

>>78721214
>>78721212
2 reddits in a row

>>78721170
>join the night's watch
>there's summer islanders serving at the wall

remember one of the lads came into school one day wearing gola runners and we took the piss out of him for fucking years
power of marketing on the youth is mad

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ahahahahahahahhahahaha

>>78721241
>gola
Never live that down.

>>78721193
same
what pizza you ordering

i support mcgregor because his skin is the same color as mine

Samsung just disabled the ability to charge my phone until i download a special Power Sharing app

what the fuck haha
the reason i bought an android phone was to avoid this shit

>>78721264
wat

>>78721209
seen some fucking awful posts in /brit/ during my time but this is up there
just terrible

>>78721263
>American
Doubt it

>>78721163
state of you

>>78721237
>ever spending more than a tenner at dominos
your google broken mate?

>>78721257
doxable info

>>78721276
Yeah OK mate
*crushes you under my steel toed boots*

>Dominos

Hello fat bastard

>>78721285
had a genetic study done and surprisingly i don't have any (0.0%) native or black blood in me

>>78721286
someone must've used magnets on all the other parts of your brain haha

>>78721163
nothing gets past you petal

>>78721286
so they admit that immigrants are a threat

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>>78721275
its true
look at all the reviews of the "Power Sharing" app on the galaxy store. theyre all from today and theyre all complaining about it.

>>78721196
walkin round in new clothes branded by versace

>>78721286
how great

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should i take a shower lads?

>>78721322
>Handing over your DNA to the FBI willfully
Lmaoing at you

outrageous tune

https://youtu.be/1nDsnJH30fs

>>78721319

shut the fuck up emigrant traitor

good lads: people who watch rick and morty for what it is - a dumb fun cartoon

reddit: people who think the writing in rick and morty is clever and "le only nerds will understand"

actually autistic (probably a virgin): hates rick and morty for no good reason, basically just hating it because 4chan told them to.

>>78721346
Power Sharing App

What does that even do

>>78721307
>buying from a yank foodchain
>not supporting your local independent businesses
>spending a tenner on 3 slices of pizza

state

>>78721371
i didn't, my parents did theirs

>>78721365
yea, a cold one

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>>78721379
Ah yes, the reddit space.

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half way through my Bushmills already lads

brockhampton are shit

>>78721411
wow slow down there lad some might say you are an alcoholic!

>>78721436
>>78721436
>>78721436

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>>78721376
GOOD lad

>>78721430
AWFUL cunt

>>78721403
k

>>78721337
yeah and not believing in a sky fairy to. idiot

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Build a gf

>>78721381
Xavier Renegade Angel over Dick and Porty any day

Wtf it's Friday I went to sleep 3am thursday morning