Jesus edition. Thotposters GTFO.
im actually not a virgin
had my first and grabbed my first boobs and vagina like at 12
*hits you*
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK JESUS CHRIST FIRST AND FOREMOST
Real virgin hours. If you got them blue balls I want your to murder that mf (you) button
misa
>>78549551
She was on the Neon Demon right? Nice movie
rate
Now that i think about it i was actually 12 and it happened like a week later after i first started masturbating
>>78549505
Praise Christ
>>78549554
I would like to thank Lord Huitzilopochtli first and foremost
>>78549580
7/10
>>78549578
yes, and yes.
>>78549580
Obnoxious t'bh
i wish i had a gf so i could abuse her
there isnt a cuter look in the world like the face of woman after telling her she is ugly
Blessing this thread
>>78549634
rude
How do I stop viewing women as objects? It's fucking terrible. I look at >>78549580 and I don't think about her interests, or talking to her, I just think about how bad I want to stick my dick in her butthole.
need help desu
VOLCEL
O
L
C
E
L
Never kissed a girl before
>>78549655
>asking /cum/ for help on this matters
LOL
>>78549655
are you retarded
rate my ex
>>78549670
It's because you're ugly. And fat.
What's the preferred hot sauce in Mexico?
>>78549699
Yeah Among other things
>>78549580
Is there a single female from our generation that doesn't have a thotty dancing video posted online?
Why is it considered pure to cut your balls off
>>78549549
>What the fuck kind of rancid women are you accustomed to?
your mother
>>78549701
Taco bell Diablo
I need friends
>>78549634
Stop trying to get attention
does anybody wants to be my friend
No. Cara poster fuck off
>>78549730
My female coworkers
>>78549655
Don't become a fedora, mate.
>>78549767
I use a name for a reason sweetie
Excuses don't matter. I'm fat but I am not a virgin. I had sex with my ex gf
>>78549772
I'll be your friend! And we can be the gayest fucking posters on /cum/!
How do you feel about the fact that your grandkids will be brown?
>>78549655
you're doing it right, it's the nu-males who say shit like "i value a woman's opinions and personality over her body." Lying to themselves and their dick in an attempt to gain favor with women or appear "unique" or "not primitive".
caring about a woman's opinions will not make her like you more. Seeking a woman's approval in any way will not make her like you more. Her tits are 9999x more interesting than anything that comes out of her mouth, and this isn't a good or bad thing, it's just a fact of nature
>>78549800
can't imagine being ashamed for being attracted to women
>>78549832
Well I'm already brown so..
>>78549655
Actually interact with females/befriend girls
Anime women are hot
>>78549832
Bring it on
Everyone in this thread has strayed from God.
>>78549825
I don't believe you. Also I bet even when fat you look better than me
but if we deport all the mexicans who will heat up our microwave burritos??
>>78549832
they'll be asian
>>78549851
>Actually interact with females/befriend girls
That doesn't work.
I have always asked myself "would i fuck this woman" to all non relative women ive met, hell even some realted ones.
>>78549853
Who is the hottest one?
GAME OF THRONE IN 2 MINUTES
>>78549870
we're all sinners, its a another thing if you admit it
>>78549798
Already scoured through their social media?
>>78549874
I'm not that fat. Just a bit overweight to a noticeable degree
>>78549933
Tell me more? Is the show actually good?
>>78549879
every civilization has to answer this question at some point
Reminder that if you arent on hte /cum/ elite discord you are a loser
>>78549933
>still watching game of thrones
who non-loser here?
>>78549960
>discord
mal post
>>78549933
already saw the episode
>>78549946
Yeah, I tried to find stuff desperately.
but with no Mexicans, how will our children learn quantum physics??
>>78549955
no, it's terrible. But in a soap opera way that makes people keep watching it
>>78549995
guess they'll have to learn something useful instead
>got and rick and morty tonight
Fuckin awesome
>>78549981
stop copying my jokes
thats why nobody likes you
Percocet, Molly, Percocet
>>78550043
don't like this album desu
>>78549933
do people actually use that shit for their chopsticks? what the fuck?
coincidence?
in protest of Donald Drumpf I'm going to let my front lawn grass grow until he is impeached. The front of my house will be an exhibition influenced by the seminal documentary "A Day Without Mexicans"
look at that you dumb republicans. A whole foot of foliage has grown. hahaha racists btfo
>>78550043
it's even funnier when they glorify taking promethazine
>>78550062
Kizuna ai is based
>go to a small university
>have a class during the eclipse
>professor has delayed class so that everyone can see it
>don't really want to deal with the crowds just to see an eclipse, but i don't want to get judged by the professor for skipping it
ree
Gonna kill meself
just gave a nazi the finger haha bet he's rethinking his life now
>>78550128
good luck
this eclipse thing has been way overblown
>driving in traffic hell just to see 2 minutes of darkness.
>>78550126
skip it. you're not paying to go on a faggy field trip, you're paying to learn.
>>78550066
Pretty sure that grass over a foot is against the law most places.
>>78550161
Eclipse is from 1240 to 1600
But tbf i ask everyone i see if they are gonna see the eclipse
everyone thinks im super excited for it
they dont know im just playing
>>78550173
ignorant idiot
post more lewd webms of girls plese
Petition to label Antifa as terrorists hits 100k signatures required for White House response
Any dormposters here?
the eclipse is going to be neat. I am excited to witness an event that only happens once every couple decades
>>78550126
>not using it as an opportunity to hit on random chicks asking to borrow their glasses to stare at the sun
just say "hey do those work" and the hoe will hand you some glasses and talk to you for more than 0 seconds
>>78550203
https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/eclipse?iso=20170821
>>78550214
There is literally gonna be one in 7 years
The total path starts in Sinaloa.
idk why i even replied because is obvious you were fishing for my (you)
>>78550211
Yup. Had sex yet? Some thot was getting pounded next door already. Move in was friday ffs
>>78550030
inaccurate
>still posting wh*te wymen
>>78550240
I appreciate it.
>>78550250
Lawd
>>78550237
the total eclipse lasts for like 2 mins.
partial eclipses are shit
Greek lives matter
Fall semester starts tomorrow. Hold me, lads.
>>78550276
God I want to do a black girl
really makes you think
>>78550276
dear lord
last eclipse was 1990 and next one is 2126
>>78550211
you are me 5 years ago
the other anon is right, if you aren't widening bitches' birth canals on a regular basis you will regret it later. 99%+ of the total time you spend at school will not give you any valuable lessons for coping with working for a living. You might as well rail some bitches and get relationship experience while there
>>78550314
It's gonna be okay baby :)
might watch Pitch Black and 30 Days of Night in preparation.
>>78550314
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>78550276
Lick
>>78550319
>San Francisco, Sydney and Vancouver aren't colonies
Fake
>>78550314
>>78550314
If I hold you how are you gonna fall?
>>78550319
WTF is this photoshop?
Why is Russia so close?
New Steve1989 video!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMOmvakYYqg
>>78550328
holy this this is our only chance in life to ever see it. I hope I don't oversleep.
>>78550383
I hope you aren't this dumb
>>78550241
I don't know how to interact with thots
so no
However I did fuck my fleshlight butt naked since there are magically no roommates here even though the last time to move in was today at 3 pm
>>78550368
ummmmmm it really is that close simple as
the gf
>>78549655
being attracted to women and appreciating them are not mutually exclusive things, but being attracted is often a stronger feeling, especially if you're young and you haven't cut your dick and balls off like 3rd wave fems would prefer you do
>>78550403
yeah, good thinking. I can always watch it on youtube!
>mfw live with my mommy and commute to uni
laughing at you dormcucks right now
>>78550383
There is literally a solar eclipse like every year and a half.
There was one when i was a kid that was partially visible
i actually got my glasses and shit.
Not gonna bother again.
I buy my clothes at Jcpenney somethimes
>>78550467
not a full one
>>78550483
We arent getting a full one here neither.
>>78550481
Lol gay
>>78550503
hm, why all the hype then
>>78550481
They have Jcpenny in Mexico? All the ones here in the South closed down.
My bollocks eclipse the sun whenever I pull them out
>>78550503
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_solar_eclipses_visible_from_the_United_States
the thing im the most excited about is who is gonna be the first idiot to say "we should put our differents to hte side and look at hte sky" or some shit like that
>>78550518
I mean Mexico wont get it, but America will.
Thats what i said that imagine driving through all the traffic to see 2 minutes of darkness, becaue the highways will be packed.
>>78550518
It's only a full eclipse in parts of the USA
>>78550544
Nice post
guys, what if we're the aliens?
>>78550578
cool
How do I stop being so insecure?
>>78550538
I mean when I go to california
>>78550597
Tequila
>>78550559
that list literally skips the partial visibles one.
i.e. the ones people who wont travel will see
Me
filtering cara and germany changed my worldview
If you are hispanic and you dont say jekseepenny you failed as hispanic.
Five minutes left before I can return to the ol center buds
>>78550625
same here, but only towards fits of autism and denmark
>>78550645
why do you always say that you have me filtered
you are so tsundere
Jokes on you, I'm actually a chicano
>tfw can never be filtered
>>78550671
you're not filtered atm thinking of doing something in between and filtering the image files only
>>78550671
>movie so unpopular even an autist obsessed with Cara has only a few pics of it
JAJAJAJA
>>78550692
T S U N D E R E
S
U
N
D
E
R
E
>>78550715
just stop shitposting and get rid of your namefaggotry and we're cool
>>78550708
What film
>>78550609
>why do people care about a full moon
>we have crescent moons for a whole week of the month
lol americans want to start killin eachother like in 1920
>>78550744
Exactly
List the things you wanted to study in college since you were a kid
paleontologist -> aeronautical engineer ->astrophysics -> robotic engineering -> economics
>>78550744
https://www.google.fi/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZitL4hfjzjK1w8FmtV2vci_12jlhkfnTDKKeTWzCQgZ0GF0W8cAgJ2jyZToYuCvjg57aKnsYwkRWBRoB3Xviaan8KOGl0B4Nqy6S4rr2QuKnojjs2LX7NW5GUGXoGkYfm1Wi0bc6Axpaou6_1xEdNWIk6npIRAa4CDD4Cqtt_1Z7PUk8iy0X8WYO7AopMu8Hz6FnpClix5Nx4kSP6Yvkut_1lBHJV4PWo0fxaksWiwmtTp86i5vNjWG535Y1PfCVLQ6L6C7UQkyIgweDQhc_15BhVcMk3s6aHkXZ13aQwVYIfWBMlG0PBhJVfrQzdTQrVZS8ix83osXCZZLVmXVgcPunf7vMAo4IFHg&safe=off&gws_rd=cr&ei=jziaWb3vCOPB6ASMrY7gBw
>>78550775
lol Mexicans always kill each other over a can of beans
>>78550759
Almost nobody cares about full moons.
>>78550605
I'm not that much into alcohol tbqh....
>>78550790
i never wanted to study anything
*jumps off table*
IM GAY
>>78550810
even fewer people care about crescent moons
wish you could filter people based on redditflags
>>78550825
Neither am I but you should use it to enhance your social skills
>>78550790
agricultural science -> computer security -> criminal justice -> microbiology -> history
I've always wanted to be a professor 2bh
>>78550829
t. english major
>>78550848
not true
>>78550845
*calls the cops*
NORTHERN
LIVES
MATTER
>>78549899
Jabami Yumeko
>>78550858
I would filter you so fast that the flash couldn't beat me to it
>>78550848
Not true. An entire religion was based off moon worship.
*dies*
>>78550858
you can, i just tried it out on you and it works
classes start tomorrow friends
>>78550881
Seriously wishing that something bad happens after the eclipse tbqh, a world ending event or something like that.
>>78550950
*fucks corpse*
>>78550924
Nah. Anything north of Yorkshire's aren't worth a cup of tea.
fuck working desu
The truth is out there
>>78550858
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/30454-filter-extra-flags/code
>>78550932
that's intredasting, which religion
>>78550931
you should filter yourself from life
>>78550241
fuck off normie
Today i met a friend and he told me his mutual fund he is managing grew to up 5 million dollars
we were eating at chillies and he grabbed like 20 of those courtesy candies.
successful people are assholes.
>>78550332
I've already accepted my fate of virginity and jerking off to furshit
>>78550790
i seriously thought about viticulture. I didn't want to do that much chemistry though and I would have had to live in eastern WA after graduation
*filters the guy who taught you how to filter*
>>78551111
who it gon be
You gettin yo dick sucked and just when you bout to bust he pulls out his dick and starts jerkin off.
How do you react?
>>78550790
psychology -> computer science -> philosophy -> history -> computer science/business
>>78551025
i always though you were a brainlet
you can manage to filter based on extraflags you might change my mind
>>78551025
lol why you so salty
>>78551054
i might change my mind that is
>>78551054
>copy paste a code
>smart
>>78550461
>living with your mom
you are the biggest cuck in /cum/, surprisingly enough
>>78551077
doesnt work like that
if you've ever said "chill" you need to fuck off to normieville
>>78550986
>which religion
Islam
My cousin (who just turned 18 last week) always stares at me gives me that "look", and sometimes she'll be wearing yoga pants and bend over in front of me to """pick something up"""
Kind of fucking weirded out
*filters espoopoo*
>>78551099
Woah woah, chill bro.
>>78551095
excuse me i have a question
how do you tell the difference between a dry sauna and a wet sauna
if you've ever said normie you need to fuck off to redditville
Daily reminder
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ckjuux3UE7E
>>78551111
don't be mean
>>78551103
the moon symbol was borrowed from turkic people
i don't think it has significance in islam
>when someone says they're a centrist, but they're actually a radical progressive
>>78551114
what do you mean? dry sauna is most likely one where you dont throw water?
Is this the loli thread?
>>78551077
did you install it correctly or are you just pretending to ignore me?
Im the smartest person you have ever met
>>78551145
okok describe a finnish sauna
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>78551167
drink beer, throw water, when drunk talk about shit
pass out in the sauna and die and be buried in the finnish soil under the birch
>when someone says they're a centrist, but they're actually a /pol/yp
>>78551178
>meet robert
hmmmm
>>78549955
First three seasons are.
>>78551153
No Jews allowed.
in my business card im a liberal
in my mind im a conservative
but in my heart i am a gamer
*dies of bile duct cancer*
>>78551153
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/lgbt-fighting-unit-syria-removed-raqqa-offensive-us-backed-forces-tqila-isis-islamic-state-a7884606.html
ebin
CHALA HEAD CHALA
NANI GA OKITE MO KIBUN WA HENO HENO KAPPA
>>78551206
are you ok cara?
>>78551187
they added a new building on campus this year and it has a couple saunas. classes start tomorrow and I have a couple 2 hour breaks so i figured i could spend some time down there
>>78551258
sure go, is it actual naked sauna or just room temperature sauna where you go in wearing a swimming trunks
>>78551165
don't be so depressive, you can come back whenever you want to
not entirely sure why you left in the first place
post a better anime intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsBaC3_S-As
you possibly cant
I've accepted I'm just a spergy virgin loser, who can't get a proper job.
>>78551291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB9c5avV8uU
childhood is when you think gohan is the best
adulthood is when you realize Goku is
>>78551287
I'm kinda worried about him
>>78551282
idk I haven't been there. probably not naked but more than room temperature
>>78551324
it beats a life of trying to be what you're not.
>>78551178
>tfw takeshi
>>78551344
There is nothing wrong with me, this is the best i have felt in ages
I'm an Asisn supremacist
I wonder if Lexi eventually cucked Nike after writing this
ENTJ master race
Gonna move to a 3 family house that my uncle bought as a fixer upper and just never fixed it. 3rd floor apartment was functional but beat as fuck looking. He offered to rent it out really cheap because he wants someone living there so black people stop trying to break into it.
There was a wasp's nest in the closet, but they were all dead.
ok budd, I believe you. I am sure you're very happy
>>78551340
not even close mai friend
>>78551343
I like Vegeta
>>78551376
youre a nigger
So bored and lonely
>>78551389
https://youtu.be/2dA_I8uEz5g
you're talking about visuals or music?
>>78551380
*INFJ
>>78551409
>I
>master of anything but autism
Kek
>>78551402
True
But I'm also an Asian supremacist
>>78551403
Let's touch penises.
>>78551409
INTP*
>>78551380
ENTP
>>78551409
>tfw INFJ
Im really just aspergers though
>>78551429
Sounds mad gay
>>78551427
>introverts are autistic
hmm, so this is the powerful mind of an extrovert.
>>78549933
I'll summarize it for you in 1 sentence:
Massive magical death force is coming to fuck everything up and a bunch of bitches are fighting about who gets to be king.
>>78551407
Both.
I actually liked the first Diamond one.
Coming to realization majority fellow posters likely born post-1999.
>>78551454
Highly. Bet you would rather stay at home and post on here for fun instead of meet with friends at a part y. Fucking loser lmao
>>78551471
1994 here.
>>78551471
fits of autism is no more than 16
>>78551474
>party on a Sunday night
>>78551450
Only if the balls touch.
>>78551471
1998 :^)
Tfw no Colombian gf
>>78551471
98 master race
>>78551471
come to the realization that the majority of my fellow posters have never heard smash mouth
>>78551493
>not going to work hungover
>>78551512
dude same
>>78551508
im 100% sure when you buy a yacht the thots come included
Who /born in 1999/ here?
>>78551499
>>78551512
You were eight when I made first post in former textboards. Rather wish I could recall which.
>>78551471
You are all babies
1993 best year
i go to /tv/ for political argument
>>78551471
92
People making jokes about me being old are starting to hurt now
y-you guys are just joking about being this young, right?
>>78551540
Desu I should not have been born, People born after 1980 are unnecessary humans
>>78551556
Nah I'm 18 senpai
Lord. I am yet eldest.
>>78551556
I was 3 when 9/11 happend
>>78551556
I'm 20 and turn 21 in December.
>>78551556
No. I'll turn 20 next May. Got me a bit worried, but I'm halfway to my bachelor's and fucked a girl so I'm up to speed.
>>78551583
I was a sophomore in college
>>78551596
What was it like back then?
the dragon ball series has such a shitty everything, such a fucking shitty series (although i cant stop watching, maybe because im retarded)
Yet, their 6 intros are consistently some of the best in anime
how do they do it
what am i supposed to be doing with my free time if not imageboards?
t. 1996
>>78551602
Dark and scary. Truthfully awful times
eating vegetables right now
Just realized I don't like sweet things
>>78551586
Running Start?
yikes, I think I'm getting too old for 4chan, yet I have no other use for the internet.
>>78551620
Worse then now?
>21 and haven't even kissed a girl yet
Not even mad or sad though, autism prevents the emotional response to this misfortune
Being 25 is weird. I don't feel this.. Old.
fuck i have to do something with my life
working during the night and shitposting since all of my friends are sleeping
i need to find a wife, but i dont leave my house and if i go anywhere its anime con twice a year
and most of the women are leftist thots or fat fucks
>>78551639
Far worse
>>78551658
I'm the same. Dead end night shift. Man its depresseing. Gotta change something
>>78551614
pirate music and watch random whores on youtube like Katchats (the Finnish one) and Jordan Anne
t. 1993