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early morning bahama thread
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Can you just tell us who she is and stop torturing us?
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>>78516249
no.
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good post
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>>78516088
Bahama Mama?
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>>78517312
????
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>>78517312
>>78517322
Delete
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Modi app always posts only positive news about the country even when there is a tragedy
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>>78517417
post tummy
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>>78517502
lewd
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>>78517312
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>>78517417
Are u ever going to post a timestamp?
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>>78516088
the gf (black)
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>>78517793
Already did many times, look back in the archives. I'm tired of people asking. I don't have the time or energy to get a piece of paper and then find a pen/marker to write the date and time just for each and every person's justification.

Why is it so hard to believe that a black girl posts on 4chan?
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>>78517911
Because you keep attention seeking and it's really annoying. This isn't /soc/.
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>>78517312
>>78517322
I want to slather you in McDonald's and eat it off you desu
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>>78517928
This, /int/ isn't /soc/
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yay mona
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yay mona
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We talk about Catholic priests rapi children so much it's literally become a punchline.

But when Muslim pakis rape white children in gangs for decades, it's not talked about or addressed at all
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emailed this to the 'oss
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crying
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homes under the hammer is goat
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ5Q9tL2xNk
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anyone remember the cuckio meme
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why do trannies use the argument of gender being a construct etc only to then comply to stereotypical gender roles like "omg it all started when I was 5 and I saw a pretty dress and just HAD to wear it" and dress stereotypically like a woman
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>>78520848
no
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ALL HOPE IS LOST
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>>78520797
not addressed at all = deano didn't send you a text joke about it? bizarre

there's been ten times as many articles about paki rape gangs and all of them have been arrested

aslso noncing actual children is worse than noncing teenagers
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rorke to the right of me
brody to my left
here i am
stuck in the radcen with you
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vogels
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>>78520872
They're not creative enough
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think a lot of history surrounding wwii was deliberately falsified for propaganda purposes specifically much of the history surrounding the nazis
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so sick of JFs
wish britfags moved quicker
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well rorke, what have you got to say for yourself?
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My neighbors are pretty cool overall 2bqh. They party, we party, nobody calls the cops unless its really serious, it all works out.
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me at the 'ob
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...
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went to the pub with a couple of mates on Friday for a chilled few beers, ended up £150 on coke and not sleeping for 36 hours.
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radical centrism mentioned
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>>78520895
there really hasn't rasheed, there hasn't been any analysis of why pakis feel compelled to rape white girls from traditionally feminist outlets like the BBC or guardian. they choose to just report the story and bury the trend and pretend it isn't a deeply held cultural problem. then we get 50 articles about bogus campus rapes because it allows these same outlets to attack white men. just a bit strange really, all the inconsistencies that must go through a leftoid's head
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abortion is murder
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>>78520947
ah mista Timbuh Burnah here in mah flat in aye' wickhum
wagwaan
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might do the ol' skyrim the ol' netflix or the ol' slep
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>bbc weather now tells me it's going to rain all day
ah yes time to cancel my cycling trip
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teddy's got the swiper
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>>78520986
Rorkette
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>>78520947
ay yo deez dpd n oxford health niggas betta not be messin me about ya hear me?
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imagine unironically thinking priests raping literally children is absolutely fine because of muh six gorillion in rotherham
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>>78520895
slow down there yusuf
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>>78520986
rorke's GF, the absolute STATE
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>>78520932
not a fan of either

when you're under the boot of authoritarianism you will be unconcerned with whether it's nazis or communists you'll just want that boot off your neck

classical liberalism for me desu
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Totally forgot Cara was in GTA V desu
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>>78520986
NEED her to have my brown babies
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I'm really not well compadres, should I actually go to therapy this time? My alcohol and drug habit has gotten out of hand.

I think I'm a full on nut and am not cut out for the high-powered workforce after university. Maybe I should just fucking drop out already and get a shit wage job where I'll work as a ridiculed individual for the rest of my miserable existence
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priests raping literally children is absolutely fine because of muh six gorillion in rotherham
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>>78521009
who thinks that?
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remember when everyone briefly cared about that 23 year old black London burger review boy who looked 14
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you can tell the australian commie from a mile away
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fucking shit weather in this country
No wonder everyone has depression
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>>78521072
it's alright
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>>78521056
no, literally no clue what you're on about
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>>78521036
yeh and she was shit. wish developers would hire actual talent instead of just a famous name (who isnt famous for her voice)
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>>78521056
>"he's the next ReviewBrah", they said
and look who came on top in the end
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what drugs should i get
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>>78521042
THIS MUDDA FUKKA KEEP PARKING CAR OUSIDE MY FRAT, HE DIE NAO
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>>78521072
Not I
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>>78521103
aspirin
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Hi there mateys just another Australian shitposter here
Did you realise that the class struggle is a political struggle?
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>>78521072
if you get depression in this country then you dont belong here.
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>that one friend who keeps posting political shit in the groupchat
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Is this the real thread,?
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>>78521103
Calpol
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>>78521044
become one with the call centre life my friend; every cunt who works in a call centre a university dropout

spend all day listening to angry normoes on the phone, spend all night thinking about how to muster the courage to commit suicide and get paid doing it
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>>78521072
>he doesnt think its comfy
its like you're not from the uk
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>>78520947
Wait I thought they took away this filter, did someone really get one in during the window?
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got a brunch appointment today, hope it's good
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black gf
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>>78521103
the parrots eat em all x))))00
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remember when some people coming out of a pub to beat up a refugee was front page news of the BBC website but the story quickly disappeared when it was established the perpetrators were black

mental
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>>78521126
>>78521148
>>78521159
don't care
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>>78521135
no mate
>>>/int/cum
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I didn't deserve to make it this far lads
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>>78521159
any feet pics? x
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>>78521104
racist post
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Stop dehumanising people of colour
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don't have friends
don't want friends
simple as
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>>78521162
remember when that dead boy on the beach was forced into our faces for months but photos of the dead children in barcelona are criticised as being disrespectful?

mental
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>>78521159
honestly
to be honest

i rate this post
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>>78521195
>don't want friends
Lying to yourself
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Stop dehumanising pickers of cotton
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ah yes Britain
>want to do something?
*checks the weather*
>it's fucking grim and shit for the entire week
not a fucking chance mate
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>>78521212
The face of the hate
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>>78521217
get some indoor hobbies then
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stop rehumanising people of colour
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What books you lot reading then?
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>>78521212
very nice chebs
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Kill yourselves fucking scumbags
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it rains and is cloudy quite a lot in the UK
get it?
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cleaned up the carbs on the bike
hope she doesn't stall when its cold out now
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lads, do you find ellie attractive?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=532j4KQsP3Y
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Stop dehumanising perpetrators of crime
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weather is rather average
isn't it?
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>>78521239
got 20 on the go for my dissertation
not actually reading them tho just scan them for quotes which i use out of context to support my argument
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>>78521255
Bart ... easy on the weeds
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stop identifying trends
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>>78521181
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
CLASSIC ULSTER
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>>78521265
no lad
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HAYAL DROOOMTH
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>jorge reluctantly using this thread
*small chuckle to myself*
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>>78520486
>lefties WILL get upset about a fucking frog
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>>78521265
No lad
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>>78521314
bit like muzzies and their shit-eating prophet.
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As a psychologist I like to analyze societies of all relevant cultures through their cinema. So every year I like to see the most popular or relevant films of France, Britain (or Anglosphere), Italy, Germany, Scandinavian countries, China, Japan and Russia.

Any recommendations of British films of this year? I only have seen Dunkirk.
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other black gf
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>criticise people for not reading enough
>barely read myself
>blame degeneracy for the state of this country
>enact degeneracy myself
>state that the downfall of the Church has led to moral decline
>don't go to church myself

Whole life is a contradiction lads
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>>78521239
not gonna tell you am I because someone could easily just google spoilers for that book and then ruin it for me

t. smart lad
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>>78521214
perhaps, but its a pretty convincing lie
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>>78521333
Cars 3
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>>78521343
Snape kills Dumbledore
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>>78521309
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

What a classic ulster zinger!!
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period is two days late getting worried as fuck now
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>>78521333
Kevin and Perry go large.
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>>78521148
I'd rather die
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*chuckles once-more*
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>>78521333
kidulthood
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>>78521368
Just punt yourself in the stomach real hard, right below the belly button.
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don't think I've seen a single filename since I was linked to this thread which wasn't from Reddit or a phone
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>>78521343
clever lad. I usually just say im reading the book that ive already read hehe x
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Don't think I've ever seen a house in this country with a shower. Only in hotels
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I really, really, really, REALLY like cara
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*annoys some leftie runts*

nothing personal kids
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>>78521398
wow that's seriously messed up. even if you're joking that's not fucking funny
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cunt
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Period is 25 years late, is this normal lads?
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>he still thinks we care about him
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girls with man feet should be gassed, simple as
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does anyone have the youtube link of the german with his tiger fleshlight stuffed toy and the mother crying
i may wish to listen to it once more
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>>78521422
what? you're posting facts again?
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shit chat
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could heem any rorke cretin if I'm honest
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anyone have the kangaroo cunt vocaroo
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recommend me some films similar to days of heaven or into the wild. something with a nice aesthetic and cinematography
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>>78520771
Protestant propaganda
Proddies love mudslimes because they are baicly kin
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>>78521431
Please accept my apology and show tits.
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>see a post on a random board about "school cops"
>think it's just a recent meme
this is just a meme right yanks?
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NEED:

>friends - to stop spending all day online and actually socialise and network
>hobbies - to actually be an interesting person and know how to have fun
>money - to do the above
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>>78521507
i havent seen either of those so theyll be impossibly crap
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>>78521462
no but i have this tylacinus rehost channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5UeLb__brM
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>>78521491
you couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag
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hoaching for a poo
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>could heem any rorke cretin if I'm honest
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Heeeeeeeeey maaaaaaaan
Slooow down slow dowwwwwwwwwwwwwn
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>>78521514
yank schools have metal detectors and police who search you
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on the train with my gf

http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1503212756446.jpg
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>>78521514
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:School_police_departments_of_the_United_States
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>>78521507
Lawrence of Arabia
Paris, Texas
that Pokémon film with the final countdown loved that as a kid
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It's my constitutional right to CC a 500ml Erlenmeyer flask full of acid, for hunting and self defence
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>>78521507
kidulthood
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watched Prisoners yesterday
any other absolute kinos I should be aware of?
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>>78521514
>>78521565
American schools aren't some uniform thing
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located the aforesaid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrYL07hPw4w

>>78521520
how old is she dont want to make a potentially socially unacceptable comment
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>>78521514
School resource officers, not a meme

Only really bad inner city schools have metal detectors tho I've never seen them
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>>78521471
this
ARE LAUREN
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>>78521514
You don't have a rent-a-cop at every major public school on your island?
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>>78521514
it's just black schools
they have metal detectors too
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>>78521507
Betty Blue
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>>78521602
K-Pax
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>>78521636
i thought they had to be real cops
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>>78521611
dunno mate
there was a vid of her wanking her bf off which i presume is what got her banned
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>>78521507
Wild
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>>78521656
nah they have to radio in for the real cops when shit pops off, they have guns though as far as I'm aware

t. seen a few documentaries on it
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>>78521602
Sicario
Heat (1995)
Collateral
that police academy one where they go along the river in boats or jet skis or something
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>>78521656
They are "real cops"
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>>78521671
Ours was a real cop and I didn't even go to a bad school
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>>78521666
want to fuk
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>chinks

howling

wonder what the brodys will do now, not sure if asians or homosexuals are higher on the oppression totem pole
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business idea: import a crown vic
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>>78521565
>>78521616
>>78521642
What's so bad about metal?
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business idea: become sociopath due to years of neglect
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>>78521702
I've heard some chink students have been reported to the party for saying things critical of the party while in australia, baffling

Need them out
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honestly feel as if 50% of top rated films are highly overrated
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>>78521737
china has a controlling stake in every aspect of australian society at this point

not sure if that's depressing or just entertaining
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>>78517312
>>78517322
>>78517417
When did black girls become so qt
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>>78521749
no country for old men was alri
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to increase my fruit and veg intake I've decided to count weetabix as one and really big bananas as two
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hope it wasn't are summer
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-40986488
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4
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sick of this bahamian "girl" not providing proper proof
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>>78521704
That's not a good business idea. Size and running costs aside it has the steering wheel on the wrong side to begin with. I wouldn't drive a car with the steering wheel on the wrong side here, and I can only imagine it's an even worse deal in the UK. Unless of course I'm unaware of a RHD version of it.
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what happens if I buy a second hand bike off gumtree and it's stolen
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Starting to notice more and more people on my Facebook getting married
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>>78521864
how old are you?
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listened to Nirvana Unplugged so many times back in the day that whenever I hear one of the songs on the radio I can recall each and every minor inflection, bit of feedback, bum note and whoop from the audience
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>>78521861
get done in for money laundering
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>>78521861
is google broken?
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>>78521864
font
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>>78521787
>The victim, in her late teens
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>>78521883
yeah
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>>78521841
I don't even drive, would having the steering wheel on the wrong side really be that bad? I see tons of foreign drivers here
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>>78521861
regcheck dingus
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>>78521924
>>78521890
don't like you
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>>78521937
almost wish i cared
but i do not wish that, for i do not care haha
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>>78521937
proper post
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>>78521909
fuck
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im a huge metal fan
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>>78521937
*stamps this post with my approval*
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it's all crumbling down
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>>78521917
It might be bearable for a bit if you're on vacation, but in the long run I imagine it to be a pretty big burden. It'll be harder to judge the distance to oncoming traffic, and it'll be basically impossible to overtake lorries on country roads because you'll need to be almost entirely in the opposing lane to even see whether there's traffic.
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really need Tay to brap on my chin lads
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/is_fighters
eyebrow game strong
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>>78521876
24

At the moment it's just friends of friends so they could be slightly older

Getting a bit worried though as I don't have a gf and I'm worried that all the good ones will be taken by the time I reach 30

Not a virgin btw
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>>78522029
'
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Pondering losing my heterosexual virginity to an escort in the coming weeks
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anyone ever get anxiety that if they were to get married they wouldn't have anyone on their side to come to the wedding? I literally don't have any friends, would just be my immediate family
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I need a therapist compadres, I'm at the end of my rope

i am just so anxious and numb i cannot function anymore
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>>78522029
What is she so smug about?
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>>78522065
never happens to me because the idea of getting married is more remote than finding friends at some point
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>>78522065
have a "small private wedding"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ19kaUSiLw

bit gay t b h
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>>78522061
ksi tier
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>>78522010
im 29 and yeh most people i know are pairing off and settling down. whereas i haven't had any female attention in approx 3 years.

im most likely going to be alone my entire life. but i'm going to kill myself at 40 if im still single to avoid that horrible life.
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shops and supermarkets shouldn't be allowed sell large bags of crisps
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bout 15 close mates turned up for my birthday lads :)
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>>78522010
i know what you mean

t. not a virgin also
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>>78521126
>groupchat
FONT
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>>78522065
don't see myself getting married but I think this about my funeral
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anime
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>>78522106
haha, lads
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>>78522115
you'll be dead so you obviously wont care.
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>>78522010
For a man at least you can often go for girls younger than you
Not nonce tier but like 5 or so years
Probably 10 years is max (a 20y old if you're 30)
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>>78522103
Just exercise some restraint. Not that hard.
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>>78522103
what happened? You crush them all before opening em?
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>>78522117
Very good post
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want to do that thing were you die
>>
alri orc lad
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watching a documentary from the 1980s about AIDS, pretty mad how little they knew for so long
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want to do that thing where you're not a shy, introverted, unconfident sperg
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new pupinia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPYp8zUgOY0
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might tell my family/friends I'm going climbing Everest or some shit and never come back letting them think I died on the mountain when in fact I've just moved to the town 10km down the road living a new life under an assumed name
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i'm a huge metal pan
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need a hunk to suck on my willy rn
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>>78522197
hate these post ironic types
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so there is no curb ep1 and others apart from 2-4?
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lone warg attacks are not representative of orcslam
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>>78522216
>post ironic
it's pretty obvious satire
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>>78522207
*raises willy*
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>>78522199
I've always wanted to climb mountains, if you wanted to fake your death, don't say Everest. You have to pay the nepalese government like 20k just to be able to climb it, this is to be able to rescue people there and also to get money from tourism.
Also all the gear and training probs goes past 200k too.
Maybe there is a cheaper deadly but plausible adventure to fake your death, like climbing Kilimanjaro or sailing round the world.
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>>78522229
hate orcslam desu
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>>78522241
me
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pronounce islam, eye-slam
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>South West Trains to become South Western Railway as £2.4bn railway takeover begins tomorrow

hope they change that horrid 90s colour scheme
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https://vocaroo.com/i/s1IU5QkIvOMs
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Almost 2018 lads
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>>78522320
not really
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>>78522289
iss-el-am
>>
had the first kiss today
was with a boy
>>
moving to australia to start a new life down under
>>
What's your favourite British region? Mine is Ireland.
>>
moving to aslaka to start a new life up over
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What's your favourite British religion? Mine is Ireland.
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>>78522351
gibraltar
>>
Moving to Dublin to start a new life in UK.
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What's your favourite British religion? Mine is Ireland.
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>>78522320
Why is that bad? A new year means new opportunities. Things can only get better. There's always time to change the path you've set for yourself. I'll be turning 20 next May, that's a bit worrisome.
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F E E T
E
E
T
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>>78522253
200k? Sorry that was a typo, 100k. That's at most though, assuming you are starting from zero training and gear too.
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>>78522345
nice x
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>>78522413
child
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let's scram, boys!
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>>78522413
> I'll be turning 20 next May, that's a bit worrisome.

you aint seen shit yet son
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>>78522417
mom boobsq
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doing a xoyo
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gonna pay £3000 for a hug lads
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could climb everest right now with no gear, wouldnt even be out of breath
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post love island girls
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>>78522496
i'll give you one for £2800 (non-negotiable price)
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>>78522482
/pol/ has anonymoms
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>Things can only get better
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>>78522405
I too hang Saint Brigid's cross above my front door and avoid stepping inside fairy circles
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>>78522542
*lowballs you anyway*
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>>78522496
Hell I'll fly out and give you a hug if you pay for the flights and other expenses
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I make the money man
I roll the nickels
the game is mine
i deal the cards
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>dates going okay
>have a few heart to hearts
>she starts making autistic jokes about herself
>i ask if she is autistic
>she says she isnt sure but she does pretty autist things
>i say i have aspergers
>i do not have aspergers
>date gets weird after that
>still asks me on second date but embarrassed now
blaming this place shit like this never used to happen to me
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>>78522635
>>i do not have aspergers
im not convinced mate
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>>78522671
>>78522671
>>78522671
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>>78522635
>>i say i have aspergers
>>i do not have aspergers
lad
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>>78522663
>>78522684
i'm not sure anymore either, think it's remarkable i got the second date
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