VOCAROO THREAD

Some German as well:

Wer reitet so spät durch Nacht und Wind?
Es ist der Vater mit seinem Kind.
Er hat den Knaben wohl in dem Arm,
Er faßt ihn sicher, er hält ihn warm.

2. Mein Sohn, was birgst du so bang dein Gesicht?
Siehst Vater, du den Erlkönig nicht!
Den Erlenkönig mit Kron' und Schweif?
Mein Sohn, es ist ein Nebelstreif.

3. Du liebes Kind, komm geh' mit mir!
Gar schöne Spiele, spiel ich mit dir,
Manch bunte Blumen sind an dem Strand,
Meine Mutter hat manch gülden Gewand.

4. Mein Vater, mein Vater, und hörest du nicht,
Was Erlenkönig mir leise verspricht?
Sei ruhig, bleibe ruhig, mein Kind,
In dürren Blättern säuselt der Wind.

5. Willst feiner Knabe du mit mir geh'n?
Meine Töchter sollen dich warten schön,
Meine Töchter führen den nächtlichen Reihn
Und wiegen und tanzen und singen dich ein.

6. Mein Vater, mein Vater, und siehst du nicht dort
Erlkönigs Töchter am düsteren Ort?
Mein Sohn, mein Sohn, ich seh'es genau:
Es scheinen die alten Weiden so grau.

7. Ich lieb dich, mich reizt deine schöne Gestalt,
Und bist du nicht willig, so brauch ich Gewalt!
Mein Vater, mein Vater, jetzt faßt er mich an,
Erlkönig hat mir ein Leids getan.

8. Dem Vater grauset's, er reitet geschwind,
Er hält in den Armen das ächzende Kind,
Erreicht den Hof mit Mühe und Not,
In seinen Armen das Kind war tot.

French:


C'est ici la case sacrée
Où cette fille très parée,
Tranquille et toujours préparée,

D'une main éventant ses seins,
Et son coude dans les coussins,
Ecoute pleurer les bassins ;

C'est la chambre de Dorothée.
- La brise et l'eau chantent au loin
Leur chanson de sanglots heurtée
Pour bercer cette enfant gâtée.

Du haut en bas, avec grand soin,
Sa peau délicate est frottée
D'huile odorante et de benjoin.
- Des fleurs se pâment dans un coin.

>>78500183
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1X3LryZu20a

Just the usual, have no clue how to german, but here you go. : ^)

Also some Hungarian if anyone wants to try or practice.

Már egy hete csak a mamára
gondolok mindíg, meg-megállva.
Nyikorgó kosárral ölében,
ment a padlásra, ment serényen.

Én még őszinte ember voltam,
ordítottam, toporzékoltam.
Hagyja a dagadt ruhát másra.
Engem vigyen föl a padlásra.

Csak ment és teregetett némán,
nem szidott, nem is nézett énrám
s a ruhák fényesen, suhogva,
keringtek, szálltak a magosba.

Nem nyafognék, de most már késő,
most látom, milyen óriás ő -
szürke haja lebben az égen,
kékítőt old az ég vizében.

Vocaroo this, lads

i have enough of these wh*Te shitposts. I have grown embittered by such opinions because it shows that wh*Tes were once superior to us BLACK KINGS AND QUEENS. My dear brothers and sisters, let me holler at you, hark this so that you may know and feel the truth that echos in your superior genes. wh*Te subhumans were our slaves, our slaves your hear me on my sistas and brothas. We took in the wh*Te man when nature rejected it, it burned it, it killed it. We took the wh*Te man and it did the primordial sin. We gave it paradise, paradise and it, the treacherous, white devil revolted against us, against our love and we cast them away into the europe. However, we were generous, WE WAS ITS GOD. WE GAVE IT FIRE, SO IT COULD SEE BUT IT COULD STILL NOT THINK. SO WE SENT MAN, THE BLACK MAN, THE MAN OF KNOWLEDGE, THE MAN OF PURITY AND THE MAN FULL OF LOVE TO THEM. THEY BUILT KINGDOMS STRETCHING FROM THE GREECE AND EGYPT TO JAPAN BROTHERS BROTHERS BROTHERS,. WE LET IT STAY WITH US, NOT AS A SLAVE BUT AS A SUBHUMAN. IT REVOLTED AGAINST US, COMMITTED THE SECOND SIN AND WE CAST IT AWAY FROM THE PARADISE ON EARTH. NOW wh*Te SUBHUMANS WERE STILL GIFTED BY KNOWLEDGE BUT THEY WILL NEVER POSSESS OUR KNOWLEDGE AND HISTORY, MY NEGROS UNITE.

>>78500816
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1X3LryZu20a

I can't r8 but try not to roll the r kek

>>78500998
https://vocaroo.com/i/s00EDWolhoKb

>>78500255
That's extremely hard, I didn't even know what "benjoin" means
>>78501352
kek

>>78501197
it's my hungarian, eating papRRRika does that to you

>>78501352
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s00EDWolhoKb
Is this doomfist?

>>78500965
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0o1HYB2SoYW

>>78501588
As a frenchman would you record it as an example for us?

>>78501847
dariusz/10

Do you understand it or just know the pronunciation?

>>78501352

Could you do this but sound like a sterotypical jamaican

Oh woe, me.
I was born a wh*Tey.
I am the subhuman that lies on the verdure of fecundity of the BLACK mans mercy as you can see.
The devils blood surges in the white man's tres.
See, as we subhumans lay pestilence on thee.
Women, Man, Child, we are the cause of degeneracy.
Oh, thy lord, who art us as the reification of disgust
We tell you that ending us is a must.
BLACK MEN RULES THE LAND, THE AIR AND THE SEA
While we sit back and hope the BLACK man ends us quickly

>>78502022 (czech'd)
>dariusz/10
kek
>Do you understand it or just know the pronunciation?
The second, never went outside the basics of the language.

>>78501815
german:

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0nNemUATF7W

>>78500141
https://vocaroo.com/i/s15w6BFGWhBW (native)

>>78500255
https://vocaroo.com/i/s19jDlIMHMgD
I'm out of practice

>>78502136
I can't do that accent m8, i was winging it the first time

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I'm drunk and it's been a long time
taking request, I also have a guitar

>>78502361
ne me quitte pas- jaques brel

Please

>>78502393
thanks for the trust you have in my abilities, but if I could pull that off without botching it I wouldn't be on /int/ shitposting drunk on a saturday night, sorry

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>>78502657
I remember you from the old threads, you're quite the singer. Post what you're comfy with

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>>78502361
L'italiano bls
https://youtu.be/q8Zca5vsUFE

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>>78502853
>tfw I made that image
>tfw I sung the original song that some sperg uploaded to youtube
>tfw it was me all along behind mammipizza and when I lost interest the thread died

i cri errytime, god times indeed

>>78500141
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0lNRlGYbKwM

>>78502361
Sing "hey mambo, mambo italiano"

kraut toden

>>78503266
Well done, great yank accent.

Few points:

the "p" in corps is silent along with the s

the "w" in sword is silent

the "a" in plaque is like the "a" in act

the "o" in oven is like the "u" in under (but that could be different from yanks, I'm british).

8/10 nice and clear plus good work on the accent.

>>78501903
>>78500255
https://vocaroo.com/i/s03MirfgDvqJ

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>>78503357

>>78502136
>>78502333
>>78502361

Do it in any accent you prefer.

>>78503266
Sounded like you skipped part of a sentence and went "make your heat grow dizzy", the w in sword is silent, Suzy is Susie (soo-see) as far as I'm aware.

>>78503428
Thanks m8.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZpKDdRZa0P
I tried recording me playing the violin
Hit me up with a request and I'll try to play it

>>78503550
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZpKDdRZa0P

e du full?

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0O7kGqMQGWq
Shit that was hard
( I'm aware that I said stick instead of streak)

>>78503455
>can't sprechen a single wort in polnish
>meanwhile poles know perfectly deutsch
uh oh

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>>78503682
tb h, I've had more fun with poles than I ever have with germans

>>78503667
you did a really good job, desu. A few errors here and there but it's a tough poem.

check out : >>78502294 as to how I pronounce it.

>>78503757
entshuldigung. ficken?

>>78503371
>>78503473
thanks!

try this

Jeg traff henne på St. Hanshaugen sommer'n 89
Hun gråt når hun var full og sang når hun var blid
Jeg elsket henne hoyt, hun elsket meg villt
Hosten kom, dora smalt og etterpå ble det stillt

Så jeg traff ei lita jente en regnfull vår
Med blote konsonanter og regnvått hår
Hun lovet meg troskap, jeg lovet henne alt
Vinter'n kom, troskap gikk og etterpå ble det kaldt

Jenter som kommer og jenter som går
Jenter som glipper, jenter du aldri får
Jenter som smiler en tidlig vår
Jenter og en litt sliten matador

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>>78503835
I'm a brit you absolute mong..

Tak

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>>78502999
too bad mämmipizza died, good OC potential

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAf4svXg81E

>>78503896
That's all I needed to know
Now, we can fucking destroy everything.
It's your fault. You said yes.

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fuck me and fuck you all I'm more drunk than I thought
I can't even hold the guitar straight
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1DYo0D4yTh6

>>78503896

Gott strafe Nigel.

POST A SONG REQUEST SO I CAN PLAY IT ON VIOLIN

>>78503878
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1MScQvnXORR

been years since I've tried speaking norwegian, apologies in advance.

>>78503878
https://vocaroo.com/i/s04jNdi6HVSU

>>78503956
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1DYo0D4yTh6

I love the effort. The french was the best

>>78503956
that french accent so funny

>>78504039
Can I have sex with your accent?

>>78504039
nice accent :DDD

>>78504011
dis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37PwcS55ito

>>78503878
I'm aware I was preddy inconsistent

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0x8QuZ9rqNN

Rómverskur riddari réðst inn í Rómarborg, rændi þar og ruplaði rabbabörum og rófum. Hvað eru mörg R í því?

>>78504011
can you play djent on it?

>>78500255
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1QVWYIr94Bo

>>78504109
>>78504129

Jeg savner Norge :(((.

If only you guys didn't speak such good English, i'd have learnt so much mor when i was there.

Middle English:
Mirie it is while sumer y-last
With fugheles son
Oc nu neheth windes blast
And weder strong.
Ei, ei! What this nicht is long
And ich with wel michel wrong
Soregh and murne and fast.

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>>78504011
pretty please Norge :3 <3
>>78504142

>>78500141
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0nQwU3pG1eR

>>78504192
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0WUJvEb7TvD

>>78504142
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1mfiXo759wa
i tried

>>78504209
better than me. Hopefully there's a frenchie who can r8 you

In m'amsa, nuair a bhí mé ag goil 'un na scoile, 'á bhfaghadh an máistir amach ó d'imeodh sinn tráthnónaí ón scoil go dtigeadh sinn lá harna mhárach go labhródh sinn focal amháin Gaeilge gheobhadh sinn an oiread seo buillí dhon chán. Agus tháinig sé ins an am ansin aríst 'na dhéidh sin gur thoisigh sé ' múnadh Gaeilge dhúinn agus an Teagasc Críostaí. Agus thoisi-... Seo é an Teagasc Críostaí anois:

Cén ní an Teagasc Críostaí? Míniú soiléara sothuisceanach ar an gcreideamh Caitiligeach, ar na haitheantaí agus ar neithí eile atá riachtanach chum a slánaithe.

>>78503981
Er strafe Ihn

>>78504390
but not before i've stolen your women and pillaged your lands :^)

>>78500141
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ygTKN3iXCY

>I think playing music in the background was a mistake
u-uhm my voice s-sound manlier irl :P

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>>78504319
Det är perfekt, tack. Låter jätte bra. Bra jobbat Rybak

>>78500183
I hope a native German speaker can give me some feedback
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0syBaZQXX9X

halit inéya fi Tunis lémdina
Nalkaha Thnéya twila hamra w bidha
Nalka rohi f’kol ethnéya maaha
Nétaéb w nébki ki nhar énkhaléha
Ntfakér ésghir ntayéch f’sac à dos
Nghani farhan el virage maaanbélou
Men ghir matwassi mén soghri abonné
Talkani éndour f’jibi Calendrier
habina é’CA w ma3acha9néch e’titrouwét
Louage w Train Tatlii ghné fél Wagonet
El Boulis taghi wél Famille mafjou3in
Louled etghani Mél aassma lyoum zadmin
Fina li msabah fina l f terrain
Fina li twakéf wahdék taréf é’refrain
Wél essentiel tétlam el Curva
Famillia Ultra Yala énikou el hala
hkéyét aakléya men hawémna échaabéya
Lamét lyéli loughet saha jaméya
Fina li bké ki jbédna e 90’net
Dazou lémhayssi l’afrique bina tél’hét
can anyone say this

>>78504192
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0AVAwFUtXSR

>>78504480
>plaque
is like "plack" rather than "plake"

Other than that it was fine, you copped most of your own mistakes and fixed them

Ayom naase mash'u bilti niskakh
SheYash'ir zikaron shel simkha mevorah
Ayom eshlakh yad lelatef et roshekh
Ayom egrom lakh sof sof lekhayekh

Try this if you're up for a challenge

Du vekker 'æ sjæl og kjenner æ helt aleine
Du kjenner at nå, det er nå du må stå for det du gjor sjæl
Skaffe 'ræ lonn - aleine
Lage 'ræ mat - aleine
For nå må du finne ut hvem du er

De gir 'række fri, de gamle vil ha dæ hjemme
De trokker ræ' ned og gir deg'ke fri til å tenke sjæl
Starte et liv - aleine
Tenke ut alt - aleine
For da, får du fri, får du provd hva du vil bli

Tenke sjæl og mene, måtte stå for det du sa
Ikke vri deg unna, ikke være likeglad
Ikke late som du ikke mente det du sa
Ikke si som andre
Du må tenke sjæl

>>78504460
Sound pretty french desu

>>78504569
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0XLOdLflbOD
ha no idea what I was doing

>>78504510
That was terrible, just terrible.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0VZzDhg2lSJ

>>78504262

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0HFjzKcUFmm
couldn't quite remember the tune, especially for the last line, heard it on a CD before though

no bully

>>78504674
>>78504674
Das Ruhr gehoert mir

>>78504682
that was nice, second sentence was almost spot on

>>78504794
enjoy your salafists

>>78504569
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0FL5YNO4MbR

>>78504576
rate
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0T01oVSMwWI

>>78504736
tune was perfect except last verse.

Not sure how the proper pronouncuiation should be, but I love this version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDtWM6L75l4

>>78504552
>tfw C1 in english but still speak it like an illiterate slav
thanks tho

>>78500141
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1l7F3kQuNri

and then for fun

>>78502136
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1dzvFllP0aI
(my jamaican sounds more african)

>>78500965
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0C3a8x3M8sF
don't think i got a single word right here

>>78504576
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1TqqsXmrdeN

Pootin pynja pedofil
Russkih mal'chikov lubil
Rasskazhite vsem skorej
FSB ebet detej

>>78504703
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0VZzDhg2lSJ
soo funny xd
listen to this
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Mhrua0ttRw
(volume so high)

>>78504836
https://vocaroo.com/i/s15u9YpTRCaJ
shit mic so try to understand

>>78504858
I can do Canterbury tales pretty well, I think I'll try Der Erlkönig

>>78504963
https://vocaroo.com/i/s01XqblD5QfN

25 shekels? of course i will sell you my soul for 30 shekels!

>>78504836
hahah honestly that was pretty terrible, but props to you for trying. the text uses dialect though so it's understandable. here's where the text is from if you wanna hear it (first 20 seconds)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRuM_l06Sqk

>>78504903
klasse, tjommis.

>>78504916
not sure if safe to say

>>78505104
>not sure if safe to say
why?

>>78504569
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1r52EoqK2Y2

i don't know what i'm saying is it even close

Na dobranoc trzy słóweczka:
ciepły kocyk, poduszeczka.
Niech ci przyśni się misiaczek,
który daje Ci buziaczek...
Tym misiaczkiem jestem ja,
więc dobranoc pa pa...
Kocham Cię!

gotta have some basic knowledge about polish or just read for lulz

>>78504576
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1jBlEpizJ4p

>>78505287
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0lkUfzG3qy6

>>78505287
>poduszeczka
pillow?

>>78505287
>just read for lulz
last one before I fall asleep
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1rvxnWf5hpH

>>78505388
yeah, is it пoдyшeчкa in russian?

>>78505287
i have no idea
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0TF7TJym28p

one more song pls

>>78505381
you were doing good!

>>78505408
>>78505520
pretty nice

My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

Ah yes the exquisite work of joyce, somebody orate this please.

>>78505504
yes, but пoдyшeчкa is a diminutive form

originally it's пoдyшкa

>>78505712
just as in polish: poduszka

>>78505687
I could barely read the last few sentences.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0v82dlDM80H

>>78502136
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0r3lQmV714p

>>78505860
kek

>>78505687
couldnt make it halfway

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1hfYj6u3CNn

>>78505687
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ya9XNN4YnR

I am actually pretty embarrassed hearing this one again.

>>78506119
Ye didn't even chuckle you mean Monaghan fucker

someone pls>>78504916

>>78506045
r8 pls >>78505370

>>78504916
>>78506224
Woeful attempt

https://vocaroo.com/i/s16YNnRf1GdH

>>78504916
>>78506224
dont want to get arrested by the KGB

>>78506250
pretty good m8, you can now work as a construction worker here

>>78504903
Var det en fele eller en blokkfloyte?

>>78506210
h-how did you know, dub?

>>78506318
lel nice

>>78506368
ei fele
mikrofonen min er piss

>>78506382
Was just a good guess, I was leaning towards Cavan but there wasn't any alliteration to be had there

>>78504916
>>78506224
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/zj2tv0hmjx32ddz9

couldn't use vocaroo for some reason. don't arrest me KGB.

>>78506724
It sounds really hilarious with your accent.

>>78506724
>couldn't use vocaroo for some reason
Yeah that's tended to happen to a few people, voc doesn't work on Chrome for some people.

>>78505687
Attempt no 2

https://vocaroo.com/i/s181KrGZX6lV

>>78506767
how's my pronunciation?

>>78506817
It's totally ok.

>>78506724
>>78506318
Hes sending this away to Putin and the boys, off to the gulag with use two

>>78507017
o fug

>>78506787
fucking great accent

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>>78500141
My English sucks, and I somehow fucked up pronouncing "Britain": https://vocaroo.com/i/s03ehTsDexyp

>>78500183
Some shitty German: https://vocaroo.com/i/s1dhtQhESBP4

>>78500255
Shitty French: https://vocaroo.com/i/s1JGnaVGeDae

>>78500965
Shitty Hungarian: https://vocaroo.com/i/s1NHmdE74310

>>78503878
Shitty Norwegian: https://vocaroo.com/i/s0GWMqpIr9Bz

>>78504192
Islandese? Old Norse?: https://vocaroo.com/i/s1FERuZrry4I

>>78504262
Super shit middle English: https://vocaroo.com/i/s1RbenUCA1Ox

>>78504359
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ocMRjMqouk

>>78504510
https://vocaroo.com/i/s05LJwJ4LD9h

>>78504569
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0sz3Tg1JUth

>>78504576
https://vocaroo.com/i/s00uvCkZwvj2

>>78504916
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0kZMpMsKJj2

>>78505287
https://vocaroo.com/i/s11ouAHZoejd

Don't shit on me, plox

>>78507424
Cheers, I always thought it too crass and rough in pronunciation

>>78507673
You russian?

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https://vocaroo.com/i/s0lIvbXZQu1b

>>78507722
Yeah

Ukrainian, actually

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oh fug I wanna try really but it's past midnight and there's dead silence in the whole area, the neighbor is totally gonna laugh her ass off.

>>78507871
just whisper quietly

>>78507673
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ocMRjMqouk
That was just very rude you are a low tier poster.

>>78505408
are you a 50 y.o.

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>>78508028
How would you feel if I posted something in Cyrillic/Kanji/some other moonspeak? Although Irish is written in Latin alphabet it completely ignores any kind of logic, yet you expect people to pronounce it? Without providing at least some basic explanation of the orthography? Whew, and you call me rood

Someone try this:

Wha the de'il hae we gotten for a king
But a wee, wee German lairdie
When we gaed to bring him hame
He was delvin' in his yairdie
He was sheughing kail an' pu'in' leeks
Aye but the hose an' but the breeks
Wi' his beggar duds he cleeks
Ye wee bit German lairdie

He's clappit doun in our gudeman's chair
This wee bit German lairdie
An' he's brocht forth o' foreign trash
An' dibbled them in his yairdie
He's pu'd the rose o' English loons
Broke the harp o' Irish clowns
Our thistle taps will jag his thumbs
Ye wee bit German lairdie

You guys would break your mouthes, but you can try anyway:

V njedrah tundry vydry v gjetrah tyrjat v vjodra jadra kjedraf Bydra -- smjesj babra i vydry -- bodra tyrit jadra kjedra
v njedrah tundry v vjodrah, padla
Vydrav s vydry v tundrje gjetry, vytru vydraj jadra kjedra,
vytru gjetraj vydrje mordu -- vydru v tundru jadra v vjodra.
Bobr Pjotr vydram bjodra vytjer, vjodra vydral, jadra vybral.
Sdali vydry gjetry Gret'hen. Grjeh u Gret'hen gjetry tyritj!
V tundrje vydram vtorjat urki. Tyrjat urki v tundrje vtulki.
Vparjat vtulki urki turkam. Vstavjat turki vtulki v kurtki.
Vorat kurtki -- morda vydry. Modna vydra v njedrah tundry!

V njedrah tundry vydry v gjetrah tyrjat v vjodra jadra kjedraf
Bydra -- smjesj babra i vydry -- bodra tyrit jadra kjedra
v njedrah tundry v vjodrah, padla
Vydrav s vydry v tundrje gjetry, vytru vydraj jadra kjedra,
vytru gjetraj vydrje mordu -- vydru v tundru jadra v vjodra.
Bobr Pjotr vydram bjodra vytjer, vjodra vydral, jadra vybral.
Sdali vydry gjetry Gret'hen. Grjeh u Gret'hen gjetry tyritj!
V tundrje vydram vtorjat urki. Tyrjat urki v tundrje vtulki.
Vparjat vtulki urki turkam. Vstavjat turki vtulki v kurtki.
Vorat kurtki -- morda vydry. Modna vydra v njedrah tundry!

>>78509535
tried the first sentence and broke my mouth, what fucking language is that?

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0RlBbwJjqjj

>>78500141
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1kTClzGLWtn

>>78509637
the virgin vocaroo

>>78504900
>(my jamaican sounds more african)
C A R D I F F

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>>78509592
Russian :^)

Here it is: https://vocaroo.com/i/s0NYrQUiqlKa

>>78509695
rolls off your tongue like rain off an umbrella lad

i like how masculine and gutteral slavic languages are

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>>78506787
>>78506205
>>78506119
>>78505860

>>78506787
where in ireland is that?

>>78509637
>>78509670
HAHAHA

>>78509801
craggy island

>>78509840
thanks

>>78500141
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1lKYS30UCRR

Guess where I'm from.

>>78505687
I tried:

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1kyXHygBEPx

>>78509878
ponce
that's not you

>>78509878
Poland or Czech republic desu.

>>78509878
you sound like a nonce
felt dirty after listening to this

>>78509298
gi' it a try

>Thug sí an leath bheag dhó. Chuaigh sé... Chuaigh sí suas sa scioból. Chuir seacht míle mallacht leis nó gur (bhailigh) sé as a (sheasamh). Bhí an deireadh anois ag teacht. D'fhág an cat an tobairín leis (le) uachtar meala air agus íochtar fola.

>>78504569
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0T0lezyRR5r
probably butchered, how ready for the bar mitzvah am i from one to ten?

>>78509949
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1lHAV2rVvEd

>>78509949
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0hAXrRWnCYI

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>>78500141
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0EuaVzPy0PV

>>78510204
Ulster is a fine ole accent but that "d=j" sound is never going to stop triggering me.


>>78510292
I used to have a quick pronunciation guide for Irish but I must have cleared it off my computer. I'll have to make a new one I guess.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1UYtLAJf7wa

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>>78510439
Post serbian

>>78509940
alri

>>78509888
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1CZrKDfecG4

>>78509921
How was it so easy to tell?

(need to get a better microphone...)

>>78510675
christ lad you sound like a fucking child rapist please stop it you're scaring me unironically

>>78510672
please, please try this, just a bit
>>78509298

>>78510723
What gives you that impression?

>>78510805
dunno theres just a ring to your voice that makes you sound sinister no offence

>>78510805
>78510805
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1IB7fwevsKR

>>78510860
lmao

>>78510821
'Sinister' is much better than 'child rapist' tbqh.

do a deer, a female deer...

>>78510675
>How was it so easy to tell?
Just the affection on certain sounds.
I know lots of Polish people and live in the South East.

>>78510675
>How was it so easy to tell?

simple logic really with Rotherham as such we know immigrants are child rapists and Poles are the most common immigrants

>>78510675
Jesus Christ you sound like the pedophile villain from the next Sherlock Holmes instalment.

>>78511008
>simple logic really
Elementary, my dear Watson?

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1VxE4cPDblU

W Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie
I Szczebrzeszyn z tego słynie.
Wół go pyta: „Panie chrząszczu,
Po cóż pan tak brzęczy w gąszczu?”

Also, r8 my Polish

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>>78511377

>>78510860
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1tDkIbHELcF

Need a British "Pip pip cheerio. God save the Queen."

>>78511495

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1mOy42t6P8y

>>78511495
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Vip34dMaMK

>>78510923
lol

>>78511755
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ruida32yDE

>>78500141
English one:
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0bxLyyAyHzg
>>78500183
German:
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1bIiNgsIdGe
I just decided to do it in one take. I hope I don't sound blatantly American.

>>78511755
proper fuckin posho you mate

>>78511755
posh cunt

>>78511916
Try Irish
>>78509949

>>78510781
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1NrOyt46rYM

>>78512066
ahahaha brilliant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDiQlvbCY2w

thats it if you're interested

>>78512128
Lovely song. Used to have McCalmans' version on the ipod years ago for some reason.

>>78512217
Thought it would be too obscure for a Ukrainian living in Italy, but there you go

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>>78512319
Not the Ukrainian lad

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>>78512319
That's me, not him

How could you not distinguish our voices

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>>78512424
>>78512450
m-my bad

>>78509298
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Riqf3Qf06Z

that was harder than i thought it'd be

>>78507817
<3

>>78500183
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0eISx1lr2SX

>>78500141
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0hIVmLoHODS

>>78512623
Im alot harder than I thought id be ;)

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>want to post in a vocaroo thread
>it's 2 am and I don't want to disturb the neighbours

>>78512735
awh sure gowan ted

>>78511926
>>78511952
dont be cheeky

>>78511755
wew

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0UFsoX4hI9Z

>>78512623
Reported for underage
Start cramming for the new school year instead of browsing /int/ kiddo

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IS THERE A GRILL IN HERE?!

>>78511755
if you're not ugly you could get any girl of your choice in america

>>78512735
>worrying about noise

steady

>>78512800
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1X3VSleLTvl
i'm 20 you cunt

>>78512798
I like your accent

>>78512794
OF COURSE its this runt abroad

>>78512831
T-thanks

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>>78512831
>if you're not ugly

>>78512838
>I'm 20
Are you a woman?

REQUESTING A BRITISH PIP PIP CHEERIO GOD SAVE THE QEEN

yiz scared the woman away you pack of fucking gowls

>>78512798
have you ever had problems in real life? no, just from some autist spreging out on a racist anime website so pay no heed

>>78512868
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0dLQ9gT4yO6

>>78512853
Steady on m8

>>78512881
>irishfag still won't post a vocaroo of himself
proxy?

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>>78512881
I just wanted to say hi...

gimme somefing to say innit

>>78512914
he has to keep it down for his aunty, tb h

>>78512914
all mine
>>78506119
>>78506787
>>78510204

Are you lads ready for hardcore mode?

Mennesket er ånd. Men hvad er ånd? Ånd er Selvet. Men hvad er selvet? Selvet er et forhold, der forholder sig til sig selv, eller er det i forholdet, at forholdet forholder sig til sig selv; selvet er ikke forholdet, men at forholdet forholder sig til sig selv. Mennesket er en synthese af uendelighed og endelighed, af det timelige og det evige, af frihed og nǿdvendighed, kort en synthese. En synthese er et forhold mellem to. Således betragtet er mennesket endnu intet selv.

Do we have any scottish fags lurking? If so post a vocaroo of yourself saying anything please

>>78512912
It could be I haven't been in the UK long enough to get beaten up in an alleyway.

Good to know the odds of that happening ahead of time, this isn't a safe country like Poland.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Cte2WOU2ZW

>>78512861
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Flz7rKoJQD

>>78512936
1. Pip Pip Cheerio God Save The Queen
2. DO YOU DO POISON
3. There's a fly in my soup!
4. Bloody wanker! What a cunt!

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>>78512866
>>78512917
yes, hi
>>78512881
it's okay i can take worse sweetie :^)

i can review people's chinese if they want

>>78512986
just don't go over the top on the accent and you're laughing, m8.

You're obviously very good at English, which is fantastic. Don't make people think you're a snooty cunt by over playing the RP

>>78512936
Jaguar and gorilla

>>78512990
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1sbYnlOUtQP

https://vocaroo.com/i/s16y6l1XdAKE

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>>78513028
y-you too

>>78512936
Hej, jag heter Jerker.

Finland har aldrig vunnit OS-guld i ishockey.

Tack och adjö

>>78513039
>You're obviously very good at English, which is fantastic. Don't make people think you're a snooty cunt by over playing the RP
Only on here, and he was obviously overplaying it as per him then speaking normally.
I know lots of Poles who speak with RP. I like.

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Requesting japanese / finnish / serbian / spanish

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>>78513091

rude.

Of all the money that e'er I had, I spent it in good company
And all the harm that e'er I've done, alas, it was to none but me
And all I've done for want of wit to memory now I can't recall
So fill to me the parting glass, good night and joy be with you all

Of all the comrades that e'er I've had, they are sorry for my going away
And all the sweethearts that e'er I've had, they would wish me one more day to stay
But since it falls unto my lot that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call good night and joy be with you all

If I had money enough to spend and leisure time to sit awhile
There is a fair maid in this town, that sorely has my heart beguiled
Her rosy cheeks and ruby lips I own, she has my heart enthralled
So fill to me the parting glass, good night and joy be with you all

>>78513057
Y O R K S H I R E

>>78513109
>I know lots of Poles

me too, tb h. Hopefully he was overplaying considerably. Just didn't want him to think that going around with that kind of accent or anything similar is going to make people think any better of him.

>>78513069
directed at you
>>78512990

>>78513041
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0hMu9eax9rf

>>78513230
Neat accent but you really need to drink a glass of water mate

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>>78513230
good one
but it's totally jagwire

>>78513286
kek yea probably, it's also me trying to whisper whilst talking normally cos it's 2:38am here lmao

>>78513230
>jag(You)are and corolla

>>78513230
"i'm going to patent this"

Hey nigel do you work in cologne?

>>78513230
It's ja'gwur.

give us something to say

>>78513370
sing the entire thing of 'Donald Where's Your Trousers'

>>78513323
W-why?

>>78513144
https://vocaroo.com/i/s04KaeG9jXuw

>>78513230
kek

>>78513230
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0lVhAUznFx9

>>78513370
Uh, wickey wild wild
Wicky wicky wild
Wickey wild, wicky wicky wild wild wild west,
Jim West, desperado, rough rider
No you don't want nada
None of this, six gun in this, brotha runnin' this,
Buffalo soldier, look it's like I told ya
Any damsel that's in distress
Be out of that dress when she meet Jim West
Rough neck so go check the law and abide
Watch your step , we'll flex and get a hole in your side

>>78513370
The American national anthem but with a thick accent.

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the broad needs to do a dirty asmr talking about rubbing McDonald's all over herself

>>78513446
She looks like a pig, literally
Look at that snout

>>78513446
product placement
i like that

>>78513418
At a tourism spot? Just asking I might have talked to you lol. Your voice sounds so familiar

>>78513460
I do work in Cologne but not in tourism, sorry. Hope you enjoyed yourself here, though.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1zBW5lYYAaU

>>78513509
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1eXMlwyTR62

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>>78513546
this

>>78513546
Why is this so funny

>>78513230
pleb detected
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1BuvxvWPgNn

>>78513421
Are you that girl who did vocaroos saying shit like "oh hi anon" etc.? And bunny rabbit song?

>>78513546
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1x8SFPiJF7Y

>>78513689
no i used to post in deutsch tho, i got bullied for typing broken german, bullied for speaking english, then i posted lewds for a while and got bullied for that too because someone found my name
(overall i guess it was okay)

>>78513421
that was nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5jv13oakdE

>>78513689
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1IP7NZs8iZe

>>78512963
whew wasn't pleasant
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1rZRHLOPL6d

wasn't too sure on some of the vowels

暖かくなったから、暖かい服を使った
(Atatakakunakattakara, atatakai fuku wo tsukatta.)

>>78513778
>i got bullied for typing broken german

iktf

> then i posted lewds for a while

well that was silly

>>78513797
made me cough up my tea cheers

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>>78513772
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1n0E0rQc8xK

>>78513778
>then i posted lewds for a while
Got a link? I don't expect you to be gorgeous, being this is 4chan.

>>78513834
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ec9IIw7d9J

r8 my italian american impression

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1fAj6OF6m6f

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>>78513834
>>78513864
bretty good

>>78513853
>Got a link? I don't expect you to be gorgeous, being this is 4chan.
smooth, cowboy

<spoiler>do it femanon</spoiler>

>>78513873
WOP/10
throw in a couple cheeseboygas and your good

>>78513815
actually it was kinda hot ;^)

>>78513853
>>78513948
eh

>>78513948
></spoiler>
my newfag detector has gone off the charts
you have to go back faggot

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>>78513948
>>78513853

>>78513961
how did i forget image

>>78513964
STOP BULLYING PEOPLE

>>78513974
Fake and gay
Voice emulators aren't cool dude

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>>78513834
lost it
>>78513807
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1NCQ7Wm5qx9

>>78513974
Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I replied to you because you're a female chonner, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

Here's a song
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1n6NAcLOtvV

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>>78513998
thanks 4 being nice
https://youtu.be/zF0PYpjdPZ0

>>78513974
Yeah. I regret asking now.

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>>78513974
AHHHHHHHHHHH

>>78514019
What were you playing?
That's pretty good faggot

>>78514019
nice one lad, I enjoyed it v much thanks

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>>78513964

>>78513974
are you a trap or just unfortunate?

>>78514074
>that
>a trap
???

>>78514065
meant for >>78514019
you're pretty fit 2bh

>>78514074
did you see those tits lad
>>78514029

>>78514019

Noice. Sing with it next time, though

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>>78514043
>>78514096
;^)

>>78514060
Just fiddling around. Have another one (turn volume down):
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0yoaOPkgcoU
>>78514063
Thanks!
>>78514098
I'm shy

>>78514096
> feeding attention whores

Now I realise this is a case of the pot calling the kettle black but stop feeding it.

>>78514118
Well said, dozy bitch didnt even cop on to the brian copypasta

>>78514118
This. It doesn't even know how to wear thigh high socks right.

>>78514118
this is the closest i will get with a woman in my entire life
you can't deprive me of this

>>78514115
>>78514115
what the fuck are those spaceship noises and how are you doing them

solid choon lad

>>78514115
make a full song fagoli

on another note, new thread when?