/sino/ - 中文

When will the party elect a leader that will recognise the plight of Caucasian Chinese?

>>78484097
When will they return to their roots and elect a black president

>>78484379
dumb frogposter

>>78484097
>ccp
>elections

Good evening sino!
I'm having my dinner,烤鸭 and 青菜鸡蛋noodles.

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>>78485398
I have the same half plate half bowl thing on the right

why is this allowed

https://youtu.be/mnM-C-FuzeI?t=1m26s

>>78485398
Jelly desu
I bought instant dry noodle
Hope it won't be too hot la

My VPN stopped working lads. Is this a recent development?

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Nuke the poo

>>78486180
I like India

>>78486257
>likes stinky unwashed peasant leader
>likes stinky poopy country

I can see a pattern here

>>78486180
>Walk through the Chinese, Malay etc districts in Singapore and everything is fine
>Walk near the Indian district
>Entire street smells like shit and sweaty socks
>Walk closer ad the stench is overpowering, almost makes you gag

explain this

>>78486540
Indians themselves realize this

https://youtu.be/tf1VA5jqmRo

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>>78483365
Once I was at the train station and a qt chinese girl came up to me and asked me to open her juice bottle for her and I did it with ease.
One of the highlights of my life desu

Also guys I just realised something.
Once there was this girl I kinda liked and I thought she liked me too. I organised to have dinner and she brought her friend along so I was like "oh, guess not then". Now just like 4 years later I realised I listened to a video from those motorbike sexpats saying that chinese girls will often bring their friends on a date so they can size you up or something.
Well nothing lost really anyway, since I lost interest after I noticed she had a mo'

>>78487890
What's a 'mo''

>>78487890
>that chinese girls will often bring their friends on a date so they can size you up or something.

W-what if they bring friends on a second date, do they want a threesome?

>>78487953
moustache

>>78486540
I have shared this story before although people don't seem to believe me. I don't know why.
>Be visiting Singapore, staying in Gaylang (only because the hotel was cheap)
>As I near the MRT station on the way to dinner or something I get the sudden urge to do a massive shit
>Find the public toilets around the side of the station
>It is quite busy, all the cubicles are full so I wait my turn
>An Indian comes out of the cubicle and goes to wash his hands
>I go in and lo and behold... a big FUCKEN SHIT is sitting right on the back of the seat
>I nope out.. gonna have to wait this one out
>The Indian who previously occupied the cubicle looks at me with a "what?" expression and asks me what the matter is
>I say "oh err... there's no toilet paper (and indeed there was none)
>He points to the roll that you are supposed to take some from and into the cubicle with you (seems kinda silly desu, how are you supposed to know how much you will need? What if you do a big messy one and need like half the roll?)
>I quietly thank him, take some tp from the roll, go back in the cubicle and pretend to use it until I know he's gone

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>>78488141
noice

>>78488121
>>78487953
Yeah
I actually found it very disturbing going to China and noticing so many moustached women
Now I automatically look at a girl's lip line to make sure there is none

>>78488259
>not liking cute girlstaches

Best part is when you're done with some heavy kissing and the hairs are all wet and frizzy

>>78488141
Autist

Chinese have many of the same social issues as Indians, like not caring about public spaces, "It's not my problem someone else will deal with it" etc. So why isn't China filthy like India?

>>78488835
I'm pretty sure we hire someone to clean the streets and don't shit and piss on the streets

>>78488835
t.winston

>>78486631
>>78487953
>>78488331
>>78488361
kraut SEXPAT feet sniffers should be illegal

>>78485398
That looks great, I wish I knew how to order food. Fucking Chinese language, too hard mane.

What is southern China like at the start of November? Do you still get sunny weather? Or is it full on winter with overcast skies and dead plants everywhere?

I wanted to go in October but I can't get the time off work. So It's November or nothing.

>>78489400
You know I've learned chinese for some years but I still don't know how to order something
do you say "wo ya na ge"? "wo keyi mai na ge?"

>>78489536
我要这个 while pointing

>>78489426
Just come to sunny Australia mate
You'll get the same experience, culturally :^)

>>78489650
I doubt I could go to Australia for £600. That's flights and hotels for 2 weeks.

>>78489536
kore, hoshi

>>78489726
You've got a chinese holiday for 600 bongs?
It cost me almost twice that for the flights alone
although I was naive and did it through a travel agent so I probably got screwed over

>>78489901
Travel agent probably screwed you. I'm paying £400 for the flights, and £200 for the hotel.

Could get accommodation even cheaper if you stayed in a hostel.

>>78489938
Yeah now that I think of it I don't even get the point of travel agents
They give me flights twice what I can find on skyscanner and never a hotel cheaper than $100. Travel agents must be for suckers
Well they will go out of business when people realise it's possible to organise a trip yourself

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>>78489726
>>78489901
>Paying less than 5k euro for a trip

enjoy your lack of vegan options

>>78490075
>19 minutes long

Why did she leave china?

>>78490262
because people tried to make them eat rice

she doesn't like rice :(

>>78490291
But there are many varieties of rice
Does she not like any of them?

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Anyone been 黄山 gonna visit and try and get some good photos.

>Surging debt in China could cripple the world economy unless its Communist leaders take action now, the International Monetary Fund has warned.

>Consumer, business and government debt has surged to around 240 per cent of the country's economy – sparking fears of a high-risk bubble which could burst at any moment.

LMAO, china is the new Japan. Just wait and see, time for some "lost decades"

http://www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/markets/article-4796722/China-debt-binge-crash-world-economy-says-IMF.html

>>78490035
the two travel agents in my town survive only because they do group tours for the old people that live here, and they do flights for the defence firm and the technology firm that also have offices here
other than that I think they only get idiots who come in

>>78491546
Phat ass

can someone recommend me some music from china (in mandarin), i'm new in this language and i need rhythm in my life
>please

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T A I W A N
A
I
W
A
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>>78491748
give me a girlfriend please

>>78491735
What style
Chinese reggaeton?

>>78491748
Actually none of them are attractive
and i have the fever

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>>78491875
only 1.5 potatoes from my perspective but i like all kinds of girls too

>>78491824
pop, rock or classic
>reggeaton is too disgusting for my taste

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>>78484039
No
>ramp

>>78486257
>liking hindu dindus

>>78488835
1.4 billion people in one place creates a lot of problems

And the answer is, Indians are culturally dirty people with little hygiene. Not even trying to be mean. It's what educated Indians themselves say.

>>78491735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9wjeoebGxk

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In 50 years when the US is in ruins and China is the world hegemon, do you think #UighurLivesMatter protestors will be marching about and yelling about the evils of Han Supremacy?

>>78492595
It will be #WhiteLivesMater marches lead by proud Caucasian Chinese, China's most oppressed minority.

>Uighurs
>Oppressed

Check your citizenship privilege.

>>78492595
>in 50years
>uighurs still existing
Lol

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>>78492542
ty anon

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>>78489426
Why don't you look at this
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guangzhou

November is perfect for what you asked for. Lots of sunshine, cooler, and very little rain. Guangzhou is very similar to most of south China because of the monsoon effect (no monsoon in the fall).

>>78492542
>Ban porn
>Export scantly clad K-pop rip offs to the world

what did the Guo' mean by this

>>78492703
Muzzies have a very insular culture that resists assimilation, and they breed like roaches. I wouldn't be so confident about the possibility of wiping them out by any means other than outright genocide.

>>78490600
No but plz post fotos

>>78492728
here's another

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4SimnaiktU

>>78490973
MUH DEBT

Meanwhile Japan has some of the best living standards in the world, and is 600% of GDP in debt.

>>78492542
Hmmmmmmmmm must be south chinese

>>78492814
Yeah genocide is Xi's secret plan

>>78492792
Holy cow the novemember weather is absolutely perfect for Canton.

No rain, 50% sunshine, 20 degrees celsius, mild humidity. That's about as good as south china weather gets

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>>78492894
I dunno they use a lot of 儿

Some typhoons might hit us later in the week
hope so because I want a break from work desu
just sit at home watching reruns of universiade games with the gf sounds comfy

>>78492595
Uiighurs aren't opressed wtf you talking about

>>78493075
Hope a typhoon won't ruin my flight schedule desu

>>78493089
hes talking about china getting rid of minorities by breeding them with Han people

>>78493119
when do you arrive my man

>>78493089
How many Uighurs serve at high posts in the CCP? How many Uighur CEOs does China have? you fucking bigots

#UIGHURLIVESMATTER
#HANSUPREMACY

>>78493245
I'll land 31st

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>>78492542
What did she mean by this?

>>78493252
they haven't conquered step 1 yet

Step1: get educated

>>78492814
China just breeds them out
Genocide without the deeb goncerment

>>78493252
I actually think there are two uighurs on the alternate standing committee in China. And four tibetans

There's also a really high number of female CEOs in China.

>>78493394
I'd volunteer to breed with a Uighur

>>78493355
That's actually about 6-7 inches.

I think the changs have longer and thicker cocks than the Japanese, but shorter than the koreans.
ASEAN are microdicks desu.

stop making fun of our penis, thanks

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Herro

>>78493672
Would prefer me to kiss it?

>>78492542
>It's an SNH48 song
>And it's not a Chinese cover of some AKB48 song
Did they finally stop being a AKB48 cover group?

>>78493945
Does it matter?
It's still garb

Women need to get back to where they belong.

In the kitchen.

And stay there.

CEO is a mans job.

>>78494172
It matters because the overseas group have been covering AKB songs for too long. It means they have now independent identity as artists in their own right but they are just a over-glorified cover group. That is the reason why I couldn't get into JKT48 or any other international sister group.

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>China is so safe! I can walk around at night.

Is this accurate? Aren't foreigners targets of pickpockets and scams constantly in China?

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>>78493467
>I think the changs have longer and thicker cocks than the Japanese, but shorter than the koreans.
And you know this how?

Never send a woman to do a mans job.

t. Wiseman

>>78494382
It's more about violent crime. You don't get scammed at knifepoint. Actually both of those crimes work better in busy tourist areas and during the day.

>>78494516
What is penis inspection day? retard

>>78494585
Does China really have less violent crime than western cities?

>>78494651
Definitely. Not that there isn't violent crime but I think most of it is premeditated. For some reason a lot of Asia in general doesn't suffer from the random muggings/rapes/assaults etc we do. My feeling is at least partly because there's less druggos and alcoholics around

I swear Chinese speaking at full speed don't even bother with tones.

>>78495046
It is a suttle nuance you must train yourself to hear :)

>Ji
>Jie

This sound exactly the same

>>78496196
if you're a retard

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>>78485374
>>78485398
Can you tell me what this mean?
...

finishing soon my HSK3

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Fucking memrise needs to get fucked.

>"What does 起 mean"
>"To stand up"
>"No it means "to rise"

FUCK OFF THOSE MEAN THE SAME THING REEEEEEEEE

>>78496712
looks like stylized 清
it's upside down doe

>>78497268
What does it mean?

>>78494771
China has a prosecution rate of 99 percent and death penalty, so basically if you get caught doing shady shits it's over for you. Or you get like 50 years in jails. It not soft like here in the USA but you kill someone and just get a decade in jail and come out again.

>>78497350
could but for qing dynasty or some other meaning
or not qing at all, it means "clear" but i don't think that has anything to do with anything

>>78489536
Hah, zhe ge is enough in a restourant etc, but I want to order via an app etc.

>>78490600
But be aware that there is a high chance of fog there, you have to be lucky.

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>Koreans go to China to be in Cpop
>Chinese go to Korea to be in Kpop

Why don't they just stay in their own countries?

>>78497861
most do

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>>78497581
i see

>>78496196
you re a retard

>>78494285
They're all shit

>>78498954
i saw you posted this before, something about a viet copy

if there are more of those maybe look at the bottoms to see if you get the same character

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>>78485398
>麵線
Disgusting.

'evening lads

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>>78503069
Just woke up?

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Why are these threads so slow

especially when there are three different Japanese threads on three different boards and they go through multiple threads a day

What is the significance of the number ten-thousand in the Chinese culture?

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>be Taipei
>be hosting 2017 summer universiade
>when the countries are being introduced only the flags show up
就幹掉我吧
幹
掉
我
吧

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>be Taiwan
>have rich and distinct religious culture
>elects a dumbass (((woman))) president who thinks that it's fine to tarnish it by letting the Japs make venerated religious icons into anime lolis
At least Mazu will show up in the next Touhou game right?

>>78506046
>implying your national icons being made into anime lolis isn't god tier

TW is lucky she's not a crazy feminist like that korean cult president

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>>78506127
I'm fine with depictions and reimaginations but erecting a statue of it?
JUST
U
S
T

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>>78500176
>i claim it's a viet copy, no fucking idea about anything concerning vases
>people believe it

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>>78496024

peru?

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can someone translate this for me please?

In the inevitable second Indo-Sino war, who are you guys siding with?

>>78507629
The Pleasure Of Being Cummed Inside

>>78507637
India because I do enjoy a good ruby murray me

>>78507637
really don't know
I like Chinese food but I'm eligible for Overseas Citizenship of India despite not feeling Indian in any way what so ever

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>>78508000
>there is an actual poo in the loo posting here
>he's probaby the one cuckslaving at the gucci store

>>78508047
I'm only partially poo by blood
fortunately the BEC (Big European Cock) bred out the poo way of life out of my ancestors a long time ago

what is the meaning of it? why is it so powerful?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii-vMAmUTnE

>>78508277
pure cancer, nothing else

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it really is true that most people lose their minds after living in china a long time

chinks are just so unbearable to live with after a certain point

>>78508707
Isn't it more like feeling out of place.
It's a different culture after all.

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>>78503280
no, woke up at like noon
been trying to fix my sleeping schedule lately, but it's really difficult ;_;
especially when pic related is how I live my life

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Situations when he actually makes this face IRL?
My guess:
When Sasha gives him another toothy blowjob and her jigsaw jaggedy teeth grind on his cockhead

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>>78510359
Same desu I've been waking up at 7am and sleeping again until 11.

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>>78511317
my doctor gave me sleeping pills, but whenever I use them I feel like a zombie the next day, no matter how many hours I sleep

>>78491748
their fashion and make-up is korean style

>>78511420
Tag dig sammen Sven

>>78511722
Jag har försökt i hela mitt liv, det fungerar inte

>>78511842
du har en fågel

>>78511877
are you refering to that youtube video? kek

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>>78511420
>pills
Yes good goy let the big pharma control how you live your life.

>>78505500
Weebs.

>>78511977
I took 3 or 4 before I realized they're shit, they can keep their useless pills

>>78512042
You can do it yourself anon.

>>78512061
Do what exactly? Either it's my assburgers or it's because I'm tired, but I'm not sure what you're refering to

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>>78512256
>do what exactly
Control your sleeping patterns lmao

why do Chinese always use long numbers as usernames?

>>78512287
Well yeah. It'll get better soon, I've had holiday for over a month but I start working again on monday. I just always mess up my sleeping pattern when there's nothing to do in the daytime. Either way it's 3am so I should get going. See ya

>>78512460
lol
i keep wondering about this too
how can they even remember them

>>78513031
>how will white bois ever compete?
How will jungle chink ever compete is the real question. Chinks are literally shopping in Vietnam for woman as wife.

>>78497861
nobody care chink pop in south korea they are just copying our fashion trend and pop and tv shows

>>78507629
it says americans are fat

>>78513896
>our
china owns your ass dumbfucks

>>78514157
>t. moor shit
if you know nothing about asian culture just go away 3rd worlder

>>78514211
>beeing worst korean owned by chinks
>acusing others of knowing nothing while he is a dumbfuck
>calling moor to a northen portuguese
you're really retarded dumb fuck

请给我一个中文エロゲ

>>78514765
Porn is illegal so I doubt you will find any non-indie ones

>>78514765
85porn.com
thank me later fagget

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>>78514941
>3d

>>78514765
I remember there was one made by a Taiwanese company but it got delayed indefinitely.

>>78496196
季节, the word for season, uses both sounds. The "ji" sounds like 'gee', and the "jie" sounds like 'gee' and 'eh' put together (gee-eh).

Pinyin is easy as fuck, wtf senpai baka

>>78513896
And gooks copied all of those from nips, who in turn copied everything from ching chongs. Oh yeah, you gooks did that as well.
Funny how things work.

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>>78496196

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daily reminder that winstons wife is perfect

我很可爱

>be a leftover man
>get a leftover woman
>be happy

What is the problem?

>>78515545

are you a chink or wog

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>>78515855
證明?

>>78515903
im white, and you little gook?

>>78497861
because they get access to both markets

>>78491735
dunno if it's up your alley

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOff-3KLM0s&index=4&list=FLDumBkASm4TF2Aw3-OF4mig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qJwAOmSaq4&list=FLDumBkASm4TF2Aw3-OF4mig&index=5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJUYWMghrUM&list=FLDumBkASm4TF2Aw3-OF4mig&index=9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dlt5kv8cKJ8&index=10&list=FLDumBkASm4TF2Aw3-OF4mig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-kf9bW9vaE&index=16&list=FLDumBkASm4TF2Aw3-OF4mig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H3sFXdBQF4&list=FLDumBkASm4TF2Aw3-OF4mig&index=44

>>78491735
瓜老外

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>>78485398
>tfw no delicious, sweet, juicy 烧鸭
God damn Washington DC, good authentic Chinese food is always a drive away and I have no car. Gotta love Cantonese food.

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What is Winston doing ITT?

>>78517331
he lurks here a lot

>>78486180
How hard is it to find Chinese stuff in Frankfurt?

>>78489426
It gets cool but not cold. 20 C tops. Not so sunny.

>>78491748
... is a part of china :^)

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>>78492595
Most Uighur are not terrorists and realize the favor they've been done by being part of china. The ones that don't realize this, well the party knows how to deal with them easily. Their numbers are too few to put up a real fight.

>>78512460
A lot of the time, at least for social media accounts, they just use their phone numbers.

>>78517344
is this true

>>78517563
It would explain why he talks about the haters so much even though they're not that many in the YouTube comments. Actually met him IRL at his meetup in America. Alright guy.

>>78517666
4chan would probably be too degenerate for him.

>>78512460
>>78512496
Memorizing numbers is much easier in Chinese.

>>78517714
He always has been interested in Japanese and weaboo things and tech. I wouldn't be surprised if he lurked some of those boards for years.

Sasha is cute

>>78517714
>>78517754
>>78517563
he's probably here right now joing to his fame, it's not like he has a job

>>78517894
all according to keikaku

>>78517666

w-what did he say to you

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>tfw can't compete with Chinese men for German gf

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>/JDT/很快
>/Sino/很慢

为什么?

>>78517894
That's for the purge you damn indomies

>>78517346
Not hard at all
Lots of good authentic places to eat and Asian supermarkets around

>>78514470
You're a half nigger come to terms with it bud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPlS78k5Nyc

comfiest mrt choon??

This one is comfy too (because it's line that goes to S A N C H O N G) but it's too much of a JR jingle copy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X5dIlQIHic

>>78520435
>>78520464
I don't remember these when I was there

>>78519617
>djt
>weeb learning japs exchanging knowledges on japanese

>sino
>trash whittie who doesn't care about learning chinese shitposting on chink in general

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>>78520601
/sino/ needs to be renamed to /yellowfever/

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Was it a Shitonesian?

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will keep posting this sick meme i made

>>78521114
It's funny because it is somewhat accurate. Teaching language is a good job when you are looking for something to support you on the side or something, but it's far from being a pussy magnet.

It's 2017 people. Being white still gets you inside the clubs but it's not enough to just be white to get that yellow poon.

>>78521114

translate it to putonghua and you've got yourself a winner!

>>78521277

are you the chongqing frenchman

>>78521392
Nope, I'm moving in Shanghai again soon.

>>78514860
Learning chinese confirmed impossible

>>78521500

what for. sexpat?

>>78521114
the meme doesn't make sense though, because he wasn't white.

>>78521764
keep telling yourself Chinese will give a shit

>>78521783
I don't give a shit if chinese want to beat up pakis that try and rape their women.

>>78521716
Studies, I'm improving my chinese and starting some work on my PhD[spoiler]and pussy[/spoiler]

>>78521617
Just go find CHinese-translated Nip eroges

https://www.baidu.com/s?wd=%E3%82%A8%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B2%E3%80%80%E6%B1%89%E5%8C%96%E4%B8%8B%E8%BD%BD&rsv_spt=1&rsv_iqid=0xe965e4700001f754&issp=1&f=3&rsv_bp=1&rsv_idx=2&ie=utf-8&rqlang=cn&tn=baiduhome_pg&rsv_enter=0&oq=%25E3%2582%25A8%25E3%2583%25AD%25E3%2582%25B2%25E6%25B1%2589%25E5%258C%2596%25E4%25B8%258B%25E8%25BD%25BD&rsv_t=cc9brnyv8eDPU0WAXSPvolmFNQ8RwGUX1UFyTj1qALcwjOViZIhxpTUnHy0KqMX8OMqt&inputT=1202&rsv_pq=9084bf2e00043632&rsv_sug3=56&rsv_sug1=15&rsv_sug7=000&prefixsug=%25E3%2582%25A8%25E3%2583%25AD%25E3%2582%25B2%25E3%2580%2580%25E6%25B1%2589%25E5%258C%2596%25E4%25B8%258B%25E8%25BD%25BD&rsp=0&rsv_sug4=1521&rsv_sug=1

>>78521842
You seriously a Chink will go and assess the racial make up of some foreigner they want to boot stomp?
You're fucking delusional.

People here don't give a shit if it's a Viet or a Chink or a Flip, they're all slants.

Similarly your "white" half Indian mutt ass will be treated the same as some half Paki brit in a tracksuit.

>>78521868

did you even get laid the last time u loser

>>78521938
Reminder the same thing will happen to you in Taiwan.

>>78521897
If they got dubbed I'd totally do it but it would be confusing as fuck with the nip voices all over it. I'd probably have to turn the voices off, and at that point I'd rather just read 三体

>>78521976
Yes, I'm good looking and not an aspie, plus I can speak chinese.

>>78520464
三 重
重

>>78522259

>have to go to china to get laid
kek fucking loser. how many sluts did you bang and take advantage of, sexpat?

>>78523052
>have to go to china to get laid
Yeah, no.

>>78523052
>whiteboi "living the life" in a vietnamese village with his vietnamese village monkey GF tries talking shit about a french cosmopolite moving to shanghai

>>78523186
>"living the life" in a vietnamese village with his vietnamese village monkey GF
that sounds comfy as fuck

>>78523278
um yeah to a loser it does, lol!

>>78523186
>vietnamese village monkey GF
I actually giggled at this

>>78523177

how many girls did you get, pierre

>>78523487
Why do you want to know this so much ?

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>>78521114
>going to china
>learning chinese

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>>78523670

just curious friendo

>>78523943
Fine, 9 in SH but only 8 being Chinese.

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>>78524184

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>>78485398
>雪花啤酒
Absolutely disgusting

>>78523670
he's masturbating furiously over the thought of a strong frenchman FROGING lots of cute chinky girls

"AH yes! fuck me harder Pierre! me love you long time! Ahhhhhhh ahhh ahhhhhh!"

Such culture exchange, wow

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>/JDT/大家爱日本
>/Sino/大家不喜欢中国

为什么?

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>>78525853

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRv8yiMDAv4

>>78506127
>tsai isn't a crazy feminist

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Who is the Chad of China? Who is the perma-virgin?

>Xi Jinping issues a statement live on CCTV
>"All expats and foreign nationals have exactly 10 days to vacate China and depart from the country for good. Failing to do so may result in imprisonement and/or death by firing squad in severe cases of visa abuse. The CCP is not responsible for your fate, you are."

what do you do

>>78526508
leave within the give time frame

>>78526508
Rape

>>78507629
"America won the Vietnam War"

Hello /csg/ from /g/ here.
Any online courses so I can improve my CN? I can read/write simple shit (mostly all the chinese thats been posted in this forum)

Also I can understand CN exchange students if they come from Beijing but if they come from something like sichuan they might as well speak Korean to me.

When will chinese stop worshipping wh*tes and realize the vermin that they are

>>78526832
yeah maybe because they're speaking a different regional dialect?
fuck you want us to tell you

read the stick numbnut

>>78526865

they already hate whites now

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>>78524184

Now I'm curious what the other nationality is.

Did you go black perchance?

Why do chink girls care so much about star signs?

>>78525853
this is a weaboo site, of course the majority of the gooks wannabee loves jewpan and dislikes china
also i have been banned several times for telling the truth on the gay本 threads

>>78528341
you're the biggest loser ITT it's pretty much a proven fact by now

and you DO love loli

>>78528382
>youre the biggest german
what? youre retarded, im not jewherman

>>78528526
nonsensical post moorboy

go back to google translate shitposting

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有人想练习中文吗?
你是哪国人?

>>78528585
yes i will go back to fuck your mom posting

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>>78528608
你不可能學中文

>>78529005
我不太清楚,你的意思是什么?

Not sure I'm a fan of the meme where Chinese girls try to be high pitched like Japanese girls.

>>78529312
2cute4u??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1WBItUkDUw

>>78529421
I like women with deeper voices like Koreans, maybe I'm gay

>deeper voices

yep super gay

>>78529539
would yo fuck her?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Fxuq5S47uw

>>78529619
She needs a better haircut and some style

>>78529539
>I like women with deeper voices like Koreans, maybe I'm gay
definitely :^)
honestly though, sometimes the high pitched voices can go a bit too far, like with 丫頭

This is the perfect pitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVQb_aH7ClM

>>78526832
Check the OP

>>78529924
Fuck gooks t-b-h and Taiwanese. Taiwanese are so lazy the way they speak Chinese.

>>78530838
they speak true chinese

mainland mongoloids speak a bastardization of the language

>>78528608
>由左至右
這煩擾我

>>78531083
>not being able to differentiate between s and sh sounds
>literally no difference between pronouncing 四 and 是
>don't use proper grammar
>don't even use tones properly
>true chinese
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
>>78531089
What's the problem with 左至右?

>>78531235
tones was a mistake

>>78531319
DAS RIIITE

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我们是了王

>>78531613
In this post we observe the gweilo in his natural habitat shitposting using broken Chinese

>>78531651
DAS DUI

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Chinese amateur BDSM and femdom porn
why is it so common?

i mean thanks for all that lesbian foot stuff just wondering lol

>>78531319
>>78531477
Canada and Germany confirmed for 不能掌握四声的傻蛋

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Female expats = slim, attractive, actually interact with the locals, wants to learn the language and culture.

Male expats = losers, betas, bottom-of-the-barrel, only get 2/10 chinese girls, and then brag about it on the english sites

>>78531613
You can't use 了 like that, Nige.
Best way to say it is...
我们曾经是国王

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>>78531991

>>78531749
who even makes these edits

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>>78532192
we make them ourselves

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>>78506386
tfw can read that when i've studied Japanese but not Chinese.
Learn yer kanjiz kids.

>>78532251
you copy from reddit you unfunny faggot

I'm back 小青年

>>78532969
>小青年
how old are you?

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>>78532926
idk, do i?
maybe
i started doing it because the brit here kept posting the solid chengdu shits

you're just jealous because you can't hack youtube :))

>>78533007
二十三岁

>>78533198
you are like a little baby

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>>78532969
More like 骚年amirite

>>78533198
>二十三岁
then you're the 小青年 here

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>>78533222
>>78533333
>33333
我是可爱的小鲜肉好嘛 :3

When will China reach this level of quality pop music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8eRzOYhLuw

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>>78533412
>可爱
Need cute Chinese bf right now.

>>78533461
Where do you find those qt cartoons?

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THIS
IS
THE PART WHEN I SAY I DON'T WANT YA
I'M STRONGER THAN I'VE BEEN BEFOOOORE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8eRzOYhLuw

>>78533449
>quality pop music?

They already have
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_xGBYrW5Pc

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>>78533516
Rare Mokos are not for sharing.

chinese pop literally can't compete with ariana grande

SNH48 yeah lol find some chicks who can actually sing how about that

>>78533585
>garbage carbon copy of kpop faggots with some ugly polish white monkey slag on stage

hmm how about no??

>>78533412
>我是可爱的小鲜肉好嘛 :3
m-maybe

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>>78532192
I made a couple of them.

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>>78533736

>>78533050
>hack youtube
youre really ridicolous jewherman lil faggot

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>>78533749