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my life

>>78372193
rorke

>>78372193
Love the cheeky Spencer lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErfbD7_DwXA

>>78372193
>DYEL/skinny-fat latent homosexual virgins

every fucking time

>>78372232
>>78372225

Discord is here.

>>78372216
>>78372216
>>78372216
>>78372216

come here, this edition is overdone

>>78372196
Protip: Races who don't wear long dresses (English monks' dresses, Chinese hanfus, Kimonos, Muslim traditional wear) don't have body hair.
Asians do have body hair, it's just that the men have less.

>>78372249
maybe next time chump x

>>78372249

Piss off yank

>>78372249
just bants mate holy fuck lmao

>>78372262
you're posting in an edition with yanks in the OP you dumb cunt

>>78372255
Love this hair cut

>>78372251
Asians have less in general. Also their pubes are often straight instead of curly for some reason.

"in the loop" is an amazing examination in the difference between americans, brits, and scots.

*enters thread*
*pops wings and trinkets*

Who wants some then?

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the future bf

your thoughts?

spencer is gay

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might stop posting

>>78372281
cringe

>>78372293
shant be reading that absolute novel

would genuinely off myself if i weren't british

Getting payed for sex by an older gentleman is probably the most productive fetish, think I might put myself on the market

>>78372272

Homo

>>78372280
The state of this shop

wondering what sort of sexual items one can buy using their real name without dooming their up-and-coming career in the conservative party.
think at this stage a dildo wouldn't even merit a joke in private eye since there are so many poofs.

>>78372276
this annoyed me on the asian gf
spikey pubes scratching up my cocke

had to ask her to promptly remove them, despite telling her before 'pubes are cute on asian girls'

Respect people of colour's humanity you fascist fuck

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>australian hours

forget how mad australian censorship laws are sometimes

>>78372249
it's ice barrage you tit

>>78372348
PHWOAR

dumb pirate frogposter

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feeling under appreciated

>>78372362
i like it tbqh
asian stubble is fun and tickly

been using the same glass at work to drink water from for the past 4 months because I'm too anxious to enter the kitchen full of normlers

it's fucking filthy now

>>78372390
it impacted my performance. preferred it smooth.

>>78372367
the funny part about 4chan is that you know this is clearly a troll post and that it would actually trigger people

wew

>>78372388
Stroking my cock lad

>>78372388
more like "land down under" appreciated cause you're Australian

>>78372388
first good one you've posted tbqh

>>78372388
bad lighting i can't see the picture well srry

>>78372394
rub it down with some kitchen roll next time you fill it

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>>78372394

>>78372394
go in the kitchen when it's empty then you mong

>>78372413
I'm thinking of taking it home, washing it and bringing it back

don't want them to think I'm stealing though

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>oi, you! yeah you! are you white? you look a little too greek for me! get 'im up against the wall! let's bum 'im!

in a dilemma lads:

just graduated and got myself into a handsomely paid grad job in london

but absolutely despise london and want to live abroad - but probably cannot do so without seeing: A. fall in my salary B. a potential fall in my long-run career prsopects C. probably not really that desired until i've been working for another 4-5 years.

what do? sweat it out in runtdon or try to just bugger it and go abroad asap?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54

THIS IS WHO YOU'RE POSTING WITH IN THIS THREAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54

THIS IS WHO YOU'RE POSTING WITH IN THIS THREAD

spencer is almost 40 years old and he does not have white kids LMFAO

japan is unironically closer to the west than to asia

>>78372451
vrisu

>>78372293
I've never felt that my resume was so btfo in comparison to someone
summa cum laude in mathematics from USD and then Harvard medical is fuckin insane

>>78372458
Yes he does

spencers wife is not even white, but a fat tranny LOL

>>78372446
get outta london youse dumb fucks
get to bruges

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Need a big white man to put my non-white self into place.

>>78372445
rorkes are a fucking embarrassment to humanity

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>>78372487
>call americans nonwhite for those ass vs tits pictures
>posts this
at what age did you realise that americans literally do nothing wrong and its everybody else that spergs out

>>78372500
>bruges
fuck bruges whats in bruges? shit thats what

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thoughts on sweat?

>>78372517
Mental that there are white people from Spain

>>78372524
it's so cute watching you learn

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>>78372497
>he thinks this is white

Love this Aussie lad desu

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the fat fuck fag of schlomo is still here

>>78372536
only because she put a gypsy curse on his eyes

there are literally no janitors here

like 8 /brit/s open at once, GoT spoiler thread still up, /cum/ thread went to post limit with dick and balls in the picture

where'd they go? can we do whatever we want now?

>>78372540
Same

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

you clearly did not read my post

Molyneux came out as fascist

>>78372557
Is that the political equivalent of watching cuckold and sissy porn?
If so, you've gotta' go.

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REAL YANK WOMEN

>>78372561
He referred to Spencer not you, you dumb spic.

love the fact that I'm 20 and have a receding hairline

>>78372574
just post nudes dude there aren't jannies here anymore

>>78372563
she looks very british islander
>>78372574
one on the left looks like a little girl

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>>78372578
it's a blue board anon

>>78372576
basically everyone has a receding hairline to some degree, 99% chance you're freaking out over nothing

@78372564
nah, he despises the state. he made a video just yesterday shitting on fascism called Alt-Left

Met a British transgender couple (that is, MTF and FTM married couple) in Hokkaido last summer. At least they were good looking and not terribly unpleasant people. Is this a common occurrence in the UK?

Watching an English show, "Escape to the Country", and they seem to use miles instead of km a lot. Is there a reason for that possibly ?

>>78372597
nope it's deffo receding, the hair is thinning and miniaturising in a pattern and indicative of MPB

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>it's a youtube diss track

>>78372596
>there aren't jannies here anymore

if a /cum/ thread can go to 310 with cock and balls in the OP and that game of thrones spoiler is still up you'll be fine

plus you get to prank all the wagies and mr. noseberg will have a folder of what they've been viewing

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S L A G S
L
A
G
S

>>78372610
I think Wales use miles.
Also, they use both. The Canadians also use both.

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>the mclaren f1 is british

>>78372611
i didn't say it wasn't, i said that to some degree that happens with basically every male. you'd have to have absolutely fucking perfect genes to have no hair recession whatsoever. yeah you probably notice little short thin hairs at your hairline right? that's normal and there's a large chance that it'll basically stop at some point

unless males in your family have a history of baldness in which case you're fucked lol

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the icon of the alt-right is gay

>>78372446
Mate you work to live, why work if you live like shit

>>78372610
we use miles for long distances, CM/M for short distance, feet and inches for height, we're pretty fucked up

>>78372622

I take #3

#4 and #6 are a bit scary

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>>78372633
went to england and basically every girl looked like this, fivehead and all

is it inbreeding?

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which one lads?

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Whoosh

>>78372631
i suppose biting the bullet for a short while in london could allow for a beter life in the long run than just dicking around abroad before i really have any good professional experience.

>>78372629
they do but my dad didn't go bald till his 30s and my maternal grandad kept his hair

brothers not balding either and he's 24

>>78372638
interesting, thanks

this episode is this fat American woman married to an English dude, they said he commuted from Canterbury to Brussels for his job. wouldn't think that's a fun commute and then you come home to a fat, "Italian-American" wife, plus they referred to their son having a partner so he's probably homo too. what a sad life

>>78372651
the white one

>>78372651
2>1>>3

>>78372655
definitely stay in London m8

>>78372622
4 has her own eyebrows? Not a fan of clownbrows

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>>78372564
That's even worse than Kanadajin3 coming out as Muslim. I always thought she was a bit slow (has only lived in Japan for 5 years and has already forgotten how to spell English), but I didn't think she was that naive.

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>cannot upload webms with sound
fuck off

schlomo confesing that he doesn't like women LOL

>>78372695
>tfw you will never scrub her butthole with Crest 3D White™ until it's sparkling clean

>>78372670
ok but for no more than 5 years.

as soon as im properly internationally marketable i'm fucking off.

had enough of this poohole country.

>>78372659
you'll only see tarquins(rich, poncey brits) on that show, something along the lines of

>tarquin needs a new house, his budget is £2 million, let's look at some nice affordable castles for him

>>78372695
Ylilauta is superior.

>>78372695
gf used to lie in this position whilst i massaged her legs, buttocks lower back, anus and vagina

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>>78372725
>used to

Nicotine withdrawals are getting bad. I had 11 cigarettes on Sunday, didn't feel anything all Monday, and today I'm suffering the ol' 'drawls.

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would you?

>>78372737
her visa expired

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REAL AUSSIE HOURS

>>78372741
Is the girl with the red flowers in her hair pregnant?

>>78372740
longer you do without the easier it will be
keep going lad

hate the name "Seth"

>>78372776
>“Shot of my wife cleaning her car" ”Pardon my French, but that's fucking hot. Thanks for the submission! ”
lmao

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love ireland
simple as

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are the alt-right finally done for?

I hate Ireland

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>why do you want to deport us anon?

entirely neutral about ireland

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love brazilians

going for that 150kg diddly today

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>>78372885
don't fap anon

>>78372885
did that yesterday.

>tfw PR is 190 but broke some bones a while ago and lost a lot of my gains

been deadlifting since may, gone up from about 115kg to 150 since then.

>>78372885
lol you're weak as fuck

I hate this board.

>>78372884
yes our native women look EXACTLY like that, not like midget chubby niggers at all

britain is rubbish

>>78372897
nice desu, guess my progress is slow (started lifting for the first time in December last year)

6'2, 79kg

>>78372899
rude

>>78372948
SKELETON

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*does a little dance*

>>78372948
i'm a 'let so maybe that has something to do with it

>>78372958
girls like it ;^)

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*tumbles towards you*

>>78372933
LOVE this more bdsm styled pics please

>>78372993
HAHAHAHAHHAHA

fucking stupid whore

Based turk

>>78372993
Women are mentally deficient.

>>78372993
Women should have their brains removed at birth

You arrive in suburban America

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bump

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hello??

want to buy a gladius

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breaking news

>>78373183
lmao

>>78373198
I think you should read that again

the chinks are doing more for our economy than the yanks are. we should be seeking a closer alliance with them.

>>78373212
LMAO

>>78373177
https://www.theknightshop.com/blunt-and-sharp-swords-uk/swords-by-historical-period-uk/roman-swords-uk

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BRIAN THERE'S A MESSAGE IN MY ALPHABETS IT SAYS OOOOOOOO


peter those are cheerios

>>78373213
not a chinaman's chance that'll happen

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>>78373213
GOOD post

>>78373240
cool thanks.

kinda wana get into collecting historical weaponry. i could be the next lindybeige or matt easton.

Quiet innit

>>78373242
Brian, there's a message in my alphabits, it says SNEEEEED'S

Peter, those are Chuck's

crypto portfolio up 186% in a month
retiring by 30 lads

>>78373268
buy us a round with your electric money you poof

>>78373257
hello trillionaire

>>78373268
how do you sell it? just press a button and it disappears and you get a load of aussie bux in you account?

im interested in investing in it but am woefully ignorant on it all

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me

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>>78373268
>sold 9 BTC earlier this year for £1k each

I still have 6.6, but JUST

willies & bums

>>78373291
>that knee
wheelchair-ridden by 30

>>78373290
like most things, you have to have a buyer on the other end of the deal, there are exchanges that connect buyers and sellers

>>78373290
>selling it
so the 90 IQ runts that work for the government can have it?
no thanks mate

just did a bit of a depression

need to work on self improvement

still a pleb..

>>78373313
so you're going to wait until it becomes a mainstream currency and use it to buy things?

>>78373290
yes

but its mostly just people fucking around with shit coins (non bitcoin)

if you have the balls take out all your savings preferably something like £20k and dump it all into bitcoin and forget about bitcoin for at least 6 months - 1 year

most people who get into crypto cant handle it because its constantly fluctuating and they panic sell for little to no profit.

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>>78373321

>>78373291
*trips and deposits my 90kg body onto your knee*
wahey woops!

>>78373336
prefer not to say

>>78373321
idiot

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>>78373290

started with 10k in april

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Have you followed Lei Feng's good example today /brit/? Remember to lead a productive and selfless life, loyal to the party and revolution

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this is a so-called model

>>78373359

please don't be mean to me

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>no savings to get into crypto
>my one way ticket to being rich ruined

have profited $68,000 AUD via crypto

>>78373397
this, it's like watching the modern gold rush but with no money to buy a shovel

doin' digital dancing

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>>78373406

you buy low and sell high

Ah, the so-called ________

>>78373387
fucking thick moron

buying high and selling low as we speak

>>78373365
what should I buy?

business idea; do business

>>78373377
autism

>>78373437
won't catch on

>tfw ou didn't buy bitcoin in 2011/12 when it was under £50 for 1 bitcoin
>1 bitcoin is now worth £3.2k

never lucky lads

>there are people who actually pay money for drawing silly stuffs on their body

>>78373454
prove it

business idea: keep all my crypto hot

decided I'll be heading to the chipper on my lunch break lads

don't care if you care, just saying innit

On my way home now after performing felatio on Mr Noseberg for 8 hours

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The man who (nearly) saved the Republican party

>>78373454
Does cyworld still exist or was it taken down? Answer me, or I'll kill you.

>>78373426

really not liking this guy

>>78373452
>$100 of bitcoin in 2010 is worth $5-6million today

NEED to build a time machine

I bet the guy that invented bitcoins has like a thousand of them

>>78373483
mong tranny fuckwit spastic spacker nonce twat knobjockey cunt bag wanker

need to see phrenologist

>>78373497

can someone please help me please

im being bullied

business idea: spend several hundred pounds on making a computer say you have several thousand pounds

>>78373475
just realised are mitt actually was a radical centrist, bizarre

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>>78373497
Please bully me instead of him. I haven't gotten off today.

>>78373519
dum buckwit h yank

wish i had a cute korean or russian gf

maybe some money too

>>78373502
had my temples professionally measured, worth every penny

all nonwhites should be euthanised

>>78373531
Leaving my Korean gf was hands down the worst decision of my life

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These are the people you're posting here with

>>78373540
why lad

>>78373546
simple as mate

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hows it going lads

>>78373553
talk to me lad

HATE vagina lads, not gay, just don't like it simple as

>>78373477
>cyworld
Been under a rock m8?
Kakao and facebook killed it

>>78373571
@metpoliceuk

hate crime alert

>>78373520
thick yankee cunt

in one timeline im a king of you all x

looking at ICOs now

>>78373600
prove it

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egg

>>78373600
thick yankee cunt

aig

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in one timeline I have a chebs goth gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrDsaKdT2S8

choon

>>78373607
>>78373610

both peasants

mandela effect

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>>78373595
You're so mean

in one timeline i have a korean gf

>>78373642
in one timeline I am a korean gf

>>78373642
thick egg cunt

>>78373622
are these people vampires

>>78373623
only person I've ever met called joey was an utter mong

Can't WAIT until the crypto bubble bursts and all the cryptorunts are left trying to sell their worthless digital currency KEK

none of that for me, passive low risk index funds suit me just fine

>>78373654
vampires are supposed to be attractive

did my tax return today lads

>>78373647
and in this one you are an australian gf?

>>78373647

in one timeline we're both korean gfs and we scissor each other

>>78373666
deano

>>78373671
>>78373671
>>78373671


NEW


>>78373671
>>78373671
>>78373671

Literally 30 posts early

This board has no more janitors

Before the Dark Times I used to be one of those faggots who filled in his taxes on the 1st of July. Now I want to delay having to deal with that MyGov shit for as long as possible

>>78372468
>this just makes me realise my girlfriend is fat unattractive and disabled

>>78372528
Hot

>>78373132
Shit nigger thats hot